🎪bruh-fart

[stone shoal]

https://youtu.be/FPFc0FvAN18

This is months old tbf

[stone shoal]

Terrifying

I do not want to go to 2D brazil

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

I was doing mad fucking drifts with hotwheels on that shit

[odd whale]

lmao

[odd whale]

catposting

[ruby minnow]

yeah bro

we tokyo drift on that shit

[robust cove]

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/buXX6.gif

[fleet silo]

I have an inappropriate meme for that exact joke

I cannot share it here, but trust me it's funny

[fading shuttle]

its so joever

[nimble night]

Fox News isnt even funny painful anymore its just sad wrong

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1105349030868955206/YEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCH.mp4

i love firearms

[abstract wing]

LMAO

[robust cove]

This is the type of memes I want to see in brainfart

[runic kernel]

10 Salami for me
1 for you

[pastel quartz]

Keep yourself safe

In game of course

[hot snow]

i love it when people's first reaction to grief is writing about it on the internet and putting emojis in it

makes it really believeable

[fading shuttle]

you are really fun at parties

[hot snow]

i don't get invited to parties

[pastel quartz]

Not surprised

[carmine crown]

The attention they get from strangers online makes them feel better I suppose, weird time we live in

[pastel quartz]

Most of my classmates constantly post on Instagram and Snapchat and i don't understand why

99.999% of people don't give a fuck about what's going on in your life

[carmine crown]

True, guess people are just bored, should just play stalker honestly

[hot snow]

they should play roblox

and get a brain tumour from it

worked for me

[fading shuttle]

they should play for honor and experience rage so hot that god himself would tremble

[pastel quartz]

They should play new vegas

[hot snow]

they should drink monster and play league of legends at the same time and get smitten by god like what Ivan is doing

[pastel quartz]

People who play league are going to hell

[pastel quartz]

• drinking monster is disgusting

[hot snow]

nah they don't go to hell

their soul gets vaporized

[carmine crown]

Heroine > monster

[hot snow]

they would just stink hell up

[pastel quartz]

Black tar heroin better

[hot snow]

I've never tasted monster so I can't comment

i never wanna taste it either cause I might get addicted to it like a certain someone

[hoary elk]

monsters are hard to find, but the woods are a good place to find them

[carmine crown]

Too premium for my preference, might try krokidil sometime

[hot snow]

i think underwater caverns a better spot for that

it's a good place to hide from humanity

[hoary elk]

good way to die too

[hot snow]

nah I don't die

I'm too good

[carmine crown]

Damn man you sound like a badass.

[ruby minnow]

man we lost Dutyer while trying to find the wendussy together

[hot snow]

nah I'm stupid

[ruby minnow]

that's why he hasn't been active

for like a month now

[hot snow]

it all makes sense now

rest in peace

[carmine crown]

Typical duty, monolith should get it done

[hot snow]

he was a good stalker as they say

[pastel quartz]

Monolith would get fucking eradicated

Absolutely destroyed

Wouldn't know what hit them

[carmine crown]

Duty propaganda

[hot snow]

i think mercs should take over

they're the only ones that make sense

[hoary elk]

Total Merc Death.

[hot snow]

who wouldn't bring capitalism to a wasteland

[ruby minnow]

the masculine urge to update your windows while you're on a online game

[hot snow]

the masculine urge to anihalate your computer

i get it

[carmine crown]

Does mercs worship a rock? Don't think so bud

[hot snow]

they worship money

[pastel quartz]

I have a monolith femboy in my basement

[hot snow]

and it works pretty well for them

[carmine crown]

Yeah that's fair, mercs just higher tier bandits

[hot snow]

not true

mercs have standards

they are the only true neutral faction

not biased towards anyone

and will go against anyone if they get paid

[carmine crown]

Neither is monolith, they kill everyone the same

[hot snow]

yeah but they only kill

mercs do anything they get paid to do

even if it means grocery shoping

I've seen it happen

[pastel quartz]

Renegades are just alcoholic bandits in their early 40s who ran away from child support payments

[fading shuttle]

mercs are the edgelord faction for tarkoids

[zealous elm]

Fax

[hot snow]

there's nothing edgy about capitalism

[carmine crown]

Renegades are just gopniks, have you seen what they wear for armor?

[fading shuttle]

the majority of people in the zone came in there for money

the mercs are not unique

[zealous elm]

Destroy the zone hang anarchists nuke bandits kill mercs (my humble opinion)

[eager igloo]

Dutyer got smacked?

[hot snow]

no clue but apparently syno knows something

so ask him

[eager igloo]

@orchid robin

[hot snow]

or that

[eager igloo]

He's still here

[hot snow]

yeah he didn't get banned

he might've just gotten bored of the memsems

[austere shadow]

You'd expect he sooner or later would with how political he gets sometimes

[zealous elm]

I came to behead drug addict mutant repists 👍

[hot snow]

i mean he seems relatively understanding of the rules from what I've seen of him

which isn't all too much

bro someone on google asked what the scariest animal is

and someone said coconut crabs

what

[steady trellis]

there, reading your chatlog makes it easy to exile right away

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/impressed-by-the-crab-primal-survivor-luring-in-the-coconut-crab-huge-crab-cool-crab-gif-19323164

this is a coconut crab

[hot snow]

yeah

apparently the second scariest animal on earth

literally can't run faster than you can walk backwards

[carmine crown]

Crabs are quite alpha, makes sense

[hot snow]

I'm shiting my pants just thinking about it

[fading shuttle]

they are crabs

peak animal form

who wouldnt fear them

[hot snow]

i mean yeah I guess they are the final stage of evolution

but what's scary about them

[fading shuttle]

look scary

[hot snow]

no

have you seen their face

[fading shuttle]

thats your own personal opinion

[hot snow]

you could practically pluck their eyes out

it is my personal opinion that's true

[carmine crown]

You wouldn't stand a chance

[hot snow]

yeah man

it'd be really hard to machete their claws off and make them harmless

or just pick them up and turn them around

or throw a rock at them

[fading shuttle]

charles darwin called them monstrous

there, big evolution thinks they are scary

[hot snow]

pretty much anything you do can defeat almost any crab

monstrous can mean a lot of things

i get being scared of how scary something looks

but in a survival situation you would not be alarmed

[fading shuttle]

anyway, a 4 kilogram coconut crab can exert 3300 newtons of force with their claws

greater force than the bite of almost every land animal on earth

[hot snow]

look man

you can pulvarize any bone you want

if your claws can just be picked up or cut off they won't do much

[fading shuttle]

mf really be like "yeah you can break my bones but ill judo chop you" shut up edgelord

[pastel quartz]

this gives me heavy “I won’t get cut” in a knife fight energy

[fading shuttle]

genuinely

[pastel quartz]

Stage four detected

[hot snow]

i asked

[carmine crown]

Yeah, you can probably immobilize them just by flipping them

[fading shuttle]

yeah go and grab the crab that has 3300 newtons pinch force

just fuckin leave? why try to fight it

[warm fossil]

why are they called coconut crabs anyway?

[fading shuttle]

because they can break coconuts with their claws i assume

[hot snow]

they eat coconut

[warm fossil]

fair

[carmine crown]

3300 newtons of force? Doesnt sound too bad

[granite wind]

where are memes bruh

send atleast some crab memes

https://tenor.com/view/infocrabbed-gif-19139839

[hot snow]

so it is kinda bad

[granite wind]

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-powerful-strong-gif-19380530

[hot snow]

i don't know why it says force unleashed

[granite wind]

I dont think this is 3300 newtons

[carmine crown]

I said frick Infront of my mother alright, I'm kind of a badass...

[granite wind]

@remote vine which is better the newer MH Rise or World

[hot snow]

damn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1105196709451141172/video0-47.mov

[oblique spire]

Aaaand saved

tyvm

Yeehaw partner

[orchid robin]

My hands are clean, yours not so much

[pastel quartz]

(he commited several war crimes in a span of 4 days)

(he also have a trafficking ring)

(he's also the one responsible for Epstein's death)

[austere shadow]

I dindu nuffin

[hot snow]

where have you been brother

syno said you were lost to the windussy

whatever the actual fuck that means

[oblique spire]

The wendussy

[hot snow]

yeah that

[oblique spire]

Wendigo pussy

[orchid robin]

Just busy

[hot snow]

fair enough

[oblique spire]

He's been busy hunting this down for it's pussy

the wendussy

[hot snow]

sounds awfull

[pastel quartz]

This is a fucking bear

With antlers and long arms

[oblique spire]

Wendigo

With da wendussy

[hot snow]

what part of it is a bear

it's clearly a deer

[oblique spire]

Correct

clearly a deer

[hot snow]

clearly

[oblique spire]

Also

[pastel quartz]

Damn

[oblique spire]

Slight amounts of tomfoolery have been committed

[hot snow]

wop wop

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688583982480490523/1005626193149694072/attachment-2-1.gif

[hot snow]

too bad

tomfoolery kills

remember that

[oblique spire]

Slight trolling

[hot snow]

i might ask madi to unexile me

because I've seen things in off topic that I might want to get by grubby hands on

[eager igloo]

Gatto

[pastel quartz]

He looks like that austrian politician with weird taste in mustaches

[ruby minnow]

i clicked on the video thinking it was a cat csgo edit

and it was

i'm happy now

[oblique spire]

Obviously the kitty edit

[nimble night]

https://vxtwitter.com/haruka_2go/status/1654079879745503232?s=20

[final cedar]

Boa Hancock is such a bad bitch

That PX-07 head kick was badass

[uncut obsidian]

save for summer

[final cedar]

so, wear white?

[uncut obsidian]

or yellow

[hot snow]

i ask for unexileness

i wanna be able to speak in offtopic

[final cedar]

[crimson flame]

dont wear shirt

[hot snow]

don't worry bout it

[robust cove]

[hot snow]

that wouldn't be possible

assholes are too small for anything to crawl up there

[ruby minnow]

tried it before or something? damn

[hot snow]

no

[stone blade]

gm brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[stone blade]

bro I slept so good

[pastel quartz]

Theoretically you can fit a raccoon in your ass

[ruby minnow]

literally me

[stone blade]

my favourite skin

hehehehe

[mint mist]

i have lamar and.. ehh.. as my coworkers?????

[simple storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013702367000133755/1105408357172531250/wth.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/9rvqfzpdxmya1.png

[stone blade]

kind of funny how with vayne

the more you play her

the more you notice that people have shit positioning

[burnt swallow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1104715960306372618/trim.B7A0CA77-801F-4B0E-86EF-AC62C97443D4-1-1.mov

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fvkm0ZkWYAISwMN?format=jpg&name=large

[hot snow]

yeah but it won't be able to crawl up your ass

you'd have to shove it in there

[tulip ravine]

how do you know

[hot snow]

the internet is an awful place

[tulip ravine]

skill issue

my uni gave me free pizza

[fading shuttle]

league is bad for you mmkay

[stone blade]

so lets play

;D

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[stone blade]

but not now

I need breakfast

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe this

i have been duped

bamboozled i say

[stone blade]

PRANKED even

[heavy peak]

https://vxtwitter.com/k88comet/status/1651462897695076352

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641857679974989834/1105343565434978354/tumblr_86a283785df3f7d932bf8d911fd4e4c6_c5ea9d7b_540.jpg

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793525629680091201/1105222030908981368/Gods_Light.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/1105375442527080499/anime.mp4

[stone blade]

we begin the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xaj8QSJZ0E&t=1380s

time to do dictionary

fk university

and god bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA

BUT HOW COOL

do schema monks look

wtf

they look like they carry the ancient knowledge with them

[runic kernel]

Hi Khornate

Hi Ivan

[hexed karma]

I miss him

[stone blade]

I dont

new gp looks cooler

[hexed karma]

Took away the charm from him, made him too edgy. He was just a silly lil fella before.

Also, Matthew Mercer is stinky af

[stone blade]

twitch is the new silly little fella

[hexed karma]

The better Twitch

[fading shuttle]

i wish playing gp didnt require so much effort

[narrow lotus]

im not wearing fucking yellow what am i a fucking walking taxi

@stone blade

[hexed karma]

Barrels ain't too hard imo

[stone blade]

yes

[stone blade]

barrels arent actually hard you just need to move your mouse quickly

its like with kiting

[hexed karma]

I agree they aren't hard but that is a gross misunderstanding of barrels lol

[stone blade]

though I'm not good at kiting

I got called plat/diamond once cuz I apprently kited well

[fading shuttle]

using barrels requires small amounts of thought, i play characters like aatrox so i can not think

[stone blade]

hehe big sword go swoosh

[hexed karma]

Man, I wish plat/diamond was good man. I remember playing in Diamond 2 and it was just....people with EGO trolling every game. Disgusting.

[fading shuttle]

playing thinking characters in league is how you make the game unfun

[fading shuttle]

the more you have to think the faster you realise you can play a different game

[pastel quartz]

Garen go spinny, wooooo
never had more fun

[pastel quartz]

also this

[stone blade]

listen I'm not that good

so getting called plat is an achievement

[fading shuttle]

why are yall talking about rank

crwinge

[pastel quartz]

that guy gets it 👆

[stone blade]

alex I only play draft

[hexed karma]

Ay man, I'm out here saying every rank is shit. It's league, we're all wasting time better spent on a more productive activity.

[stone blade]

tarkov :D

👍

[fading shuttle]

more productive and tarkov dont mix

[hexed karma]

I've played far too many wipes for Tarkov to be any fun anymore. Silly Russian money farm game

[stone blade]

why remember spells cooldowns and shit
when I can remember the penetration and damage of 500 different bullets

anyway

I'm out to do assignemnt

bye

[hexed karma]

Eh, nah

[stone blade]

?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

beep beep @narrow lotus

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi

[hexed karma]

I report everyone for Hate Speech at the end of every match. Since I've started playing again I've gotten 27 feedback reports.

[stone blade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mvKBUQOWvuU?feature=share @narrow lotus @fading shuttle

I am him

[fading shuttle]

write dictionary

[stone blade]

I am

@fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

истинско

[stone blade]

Толкова истинско

[runic kernel]

Hi Carmine Falcone

[stone blade]

me

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1105428958163513384/8bac26b70bf92f271636d00f05c151bd.mp4

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIErVVR3Tjo

[tulip ravine]

good morning brain fart

[stone blade]

hi

hydro

[tulip ravine]

hry

[stone blade]

how am I?

oh idk anymore

[tulip ravine]

ah fair

i just finished uni for this year

[runic kernel]

Hi Hydro

[stone blade]

me

[tulip ravine]

hi cat

[remote vine]

Both pretty good but in Rise you can do cool stunts and run on walls like you’re in AoT

[fading shuttle]

why is hu tao there

[granite wind]

I'm waiting on it to get asf with the dlc

[remote vine]

Like, wirebug is extremely fun in rise but world has more content(monsters) overall

[granite wind]

I did everything I can in MHW but havent played iceborne

I heard It's fun to sling around

I mean anything is much more fun than run 2 meters and then stop for stam

lmao

[remote vine]

Yeah and you get unique weapon attacks with wirebugs as well

Dogs are a nice addition as they’re fast transport besides flying around like spiderman

[granite wind]

tbh It's sad that the graphics are a downgrade compared to MHW

and even MHW was lacking a bit

the foliage could have been denser

[remote vine]

MHW is fine but rise has to start out with switch which is an inferior hardware

Rise on PC is fine tho. Much better graphics

[granite wind]

Yeah I was kinda sad when they announced it as a switch release

I knew they wont make denser wilds

Its just a few tress and grass

[remote vine]

I forgot but I think at the start of pc release someone made a mod which unlocks the fps and graphic limit of the game

So game runs on 60+ fps and looks decent now on pc

I love iceborn but honestly sunbreak has a lot of good mechanics. tough choice imo

[granite wind]

but they unlocked the fps no?

I'm not going to play iceborn only if its below 10 euro

I'm more interested in MH Rise

fresh MH experience

[remote vine]

When rise was released on PC the graphics were locked. Updates fixed it I believe

[granite wind]

Nintendo TM

[remote vine]

Iceborn on pc was also smooth for me when I played it

[remote vine]

Yeah capcom realized the problem pretty quickly

[granite wind]

I played the demo

It was gut

It would have been a shot in the balls If they could fuck up a Switch port

[remote vine]

Nah MH is like a flagship franchise for them there’s no way

[granite wind]

well

Last of us was a PS flagship

they did indeed fuck it up bad

lmao

[remote vine]

Western game dev moment

[granite wind]

so lets time the release so we can cash in on the people who watched the series

but give the port to the worst team possible

I belive they did some questionable ports before

[remote vine]

worst business decision in the history of business decisions

[granite wind]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-thats-right-donald-trump-gif-22757434

[gusty willow]

So what's Tuesdays theme? Too Turnt Tuesday?

[hot snow]

titty tuesday

[gusty willow]

Sfw only

[stone blade]

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/just-getting-turnt-turnt-up-turn-up-beck-bennett-saturday-night-live-gif-10966776

[runic kernel]

Tomboy Tuesday

[hot snow]

turnip tuesday

no relation to anything

you are not actually making it tomboy Tuesday

[gusty willow]

Love me a tomboy. They've fallen by the wayside

What's wrong with a tomboy?

https://tenor.com/view/tomboy-tuesday-tomboy-gif-20675932

[hot snow]

seems a little out of place

not like turnip isnt out of place

but it just kinda gives it a much deserved random factor

which I value oh so much

[gusty willow]

Tomboys have a certain allure

[proud torrent]

there's a good old quote from a Critical Role episode that was basically this

"your secret is safe in my indifference"

[stone blade]

Lady gaga simply hits different

[hot snow]

so do turnips

who doesn't love turnips

[proud torrent]

I dont know any recipes for turnips and have never eaten one that I'm aware of

[hot snow]

you don't need to know recipes for turnips to enjoy turnips

just eat turnip

they have a good crunch and they're pretty juicy

somehow

[gusty willow]

Turnips are nasty

[hot snow]

fuck no

turnips are not bad

not my favourite vegetable by far

[gusty willow]

All my homies hate turnips

[hot snow]

but they're not bad

your homies have bad taste buds

[gusty willow]

I know I do

Covid ruined them

[hot snow]

ah

shame

you can't taste turnips to see how wrong you are about them

[gusty willow]

No they still suck

[hot snow]

well you can't tell

[hot snow]

sounds like a terraria item

[pine bison]

atleast it isnt wires

[runic kernel]

Hi Kuroki

[hot snow]

you just sent that one like an hour ago

also what did I do to you to not deserve a hi

[runic kernel]

And? They might of not seen it

[runic kernel]

Lost ur exile role

Leaving me behind

[hot snow]

you're not exile though

i can ask madi to give it back if you want

if it bothers you that much

i thought I could talk in offtopic but apparently there nothing interesting there

[runic kernel]

Lol

[fading shuttle]

pickle day

[hot snow]

i already ate pickels today so I'm good

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248602876492906497/1105429615566127155/aether.mov

[runic kernel]

Hi Bery

[hot snow]

hi catboy

i feel better now

[hot snow]

that cat is a little disturbing though

[stone blade]

I went vayne top...

it's over

@fading shuttle did the ol' switcheroo

hovered yorick and instapicked vayne

how mad are they

[fading shuttle]

bryuh

you play league without me

ban

[stone blade]

iskash li da gledash

[fading shuttle]

sure

[oblique spire]

Si.

Tomboy tuesday

[gusty willow]

a man of culture i see

[oblique spire]

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/v-ideo-game-dance-goro-majima-yakuza-dancing-gif-17678213

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1105465054591209502/l0uzvqr2ptya1.png

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1105469686696652891/tr6zza3mzrya1.png

[golden stratus]

[runic kernel]

Hi Ruby

[pastel quartz]

/

[languid venture]

true..

[wicked oasis]

What the fuck

[stone blade]

win lane
team looses every lane

loose lane
team wins lane and I'm useless but we win

there is no winning is there

[wicked oasis]

Is it tell your kink Tuesday

[stone blade]

my kink is tall women

[runic kernel]

Jungle

[stone blade]

thats even worse

my champs suck for jungle

[pastel quartz]

My kink is love

[wicked oasis]

League of legends 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[stone blade]

yes

[runic kernel]

Do it anyway

[stone blade]

No

maybe I can with twitch

[wicked oasis]

Uninstall league of legends

You get this solution by process of elimination

[stone blade]

I like to play my champs

[wicked oasis]

Literally try everything the game has to offer, realize that the game is just fundamentally unfun and proceed to uninstall

[stone blade]

yorick is fun

[inland jackal]

Hammered screw is better than screwed nail

[pastel quartz]

Masochist

[stone blade]

ty

[pastel quartz]

try swain support

[ornate tulip]

Hello Brainfart, I bring cat.

[runic kernel]

YEAAAAAAAA

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Hi Genuinely

[mint mist]

gta 5 but breaking bad with drugs

[ornate tulip]

Hello Buccaneer

[runic kernel]

Sound pre fun to me

[maiden lance]

imagine getting your innards scrambled into a smoothie by a buttplug

[stone blade]

imagine getting in a carcrash while listening to the barbie song

[ruby minnow]

i would love that bro

[oblique spire]

Rest in piss

[stone blade]

same

[stone blade]

or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

[red glade]

https://youtu.be/f6nwCuVd66w

[proud torrent]

idk why memes of this dude are showing up

[robust cove]

I saw this yesterday, but not with that photo

[proud torrent]

but the only role I know him from was star trek voyager

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Dae_Kim

good eppy

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311965555835928579/1105385096262991912/344585922_1412666132841016_4195363758169322248_n.mp4

[ruby minnow]

why does he contain a fork in his skin

[proud torrent]

lots of star trek aliens just have forehead bumps

easy makeup

[ruby minnow]

that is a fork for all i know

[hot snow]

it's a tork

only two spikes

[proud torrent]

do you mean spoon

spoon pointing up

there's another race with similar forehead bumps

and spoonhead was a slur

[hot snow]

what kind of spoons do you have

why are they that sharp

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1105474883619651726/VID_20230509194109.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Jin from Lost

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kbPTih7-XA

goes hard

[wicked oasis]

"PRESTANI DA SE PONAŠAŠ KAO KER" - Niko Belić 2008 - Most inspirational qoutes of the centruy.

[grim radish]

Johnny Gat from Saints Row

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco

[rose ferry]

hi cherno!

[wicked oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIeJmlLkuaw

[rose ferry]

hope you've gotten lots cuddles lately

[wicked oasis]

no way this real

please someone tell me im schizophrenic

[runic kernel]

Hi Ratboy

[wicked oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[stone blade]

Alo

[light charm]

Allloooo

[ruby minnow]

Ivan

did you know that according to riot

spoiling a movie in LoL game chat

is a punishable act

[lunar brook]

Did you know

That in the end of Avengers

Tony Stark

Hits the griddy

[ruby minnow]

yes

[lunar brook]

guess thats not a spoiler then

well known fact

[fleet silo]

Boy oh boy it's already Chewsday innit

[oblique spire]

it has been chewsday for a while bruv

[uncut yew]

Something being well known does not mean that it can't be a spoiler.
Just imagine watching a WW2 movie and someone tells you the Germans lose, massive spoiler, literally removes all tension, movie ruined, ending spoiled.

[lunar brook]

True, germans losing is the greatest plot twist imaginable

Can’t have that spoiled

[oblique spire]

[fleet silo]

That's true, it's 8am here in the South West US.

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/202888733463281664/1105431332529655919/Gachimetalrising.mp4

[fleet silo]

[oblique spire]

I'm living in the future at 10:49pm on tuesday

[fleet silo]

😮

[oblique spire]

Time traveler

[fleet silo]

Can you tell me if my girlfriend is going to wake up in a good mood or bad mood?

[solar coral]

[oblique spire]

Uno momento

Good mood if you give her a kiss

[oblique spire]

• a cup of whatever she likes, coffee or tea

[fleet silo]

I'm trusting you with my life here cowboy

[oblique spire]

Bad mood if neither

[oblique spire]

Your life is in good hands

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Bitkiller

[oblique spire]

Alo

[runic kernel]

How r u

[oblique spire]

Good

@fleet silo What does she like for breakfast

[fleet silo]

She's kinda weird ngl. She's allergic to egg (like a pussy) and only likes carbs (like a chad)

Today she does have a final however... should I be nice?

I wish I could start a vote

[oblique spire]

Be nice

Make her brekki

plus a cup of coffee or tea

and kiss

Happy gf

unless she dreamt that you cheated on her

in which case you're fucked and need to apologize

[fleet silo]

God, luckily she ain't one of those.... wait that's actually happened before. Is that like a thing for women?

[oblique spire]

Seems to be

[fleet silo]

That's actually wild. Well shit, maybe I be nice.

She does have her EMT class final today

[uncut yew]

Just react to a post asking a question with: 👍 and 👎

[fleet silo]

Should I exercise my girlfriend from this plane of existence?

👍 or 👎

[oblique spire]

In the attempts to help a brother out, I missed one minute detaiil

A fucking MIG-21 jammed a fox-2 into my engine

[solar obsidian]

@uncut yew, @lunar brook, im watching band of brothers for the first time (on ep. 6) and i hate both of you for spoiling the series for me. consider yourselves blocked.

[uncut yew]

Bro, you did not just do it like that, I'm getting #1092834455300866068 flashbacks

[lunar brook]

We actually trolled you, germans actually win ww2, get trolled

[solar obsidian]

i dont know what to believe now

[pine bison]

somehow that soyjak has more leg than the original image

[oblique spire]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5QmdK8QFbY8TLVKPuJzexD?si=81aa0ed429344ea9

[fleet silo]

I can't talk right now I'm operating a land based vehicle

[uncut yew]

That perspective makes it look like you are driving a midget car

[stone blade]

I do not care

I will spoil shrek if i want to

[fleet silo]

I drive a clown car to work.

Honk honk

I decided breakfast burritos (WITH NO EGG) ARE IN ORDER

[ruby minnow]

got the whole twitter community in his car

boys

i have to go to Istanbul

only a 2 hour drive

[fleet silo]

That's pretty pog dude

Sometimes I wonder what Germany is like...

[pastel quartz]

it’s ok, as europe as it gets

[fleet silo]

Tbh that sounds cool tho. What do Germans have for breakfast?

[pastel quartz]

beer and sausage

[fleet silo]

We going to Germany

I hate beer tho

I drink Bourbon on the rocks dammnit

[ruby minnow]

you need to drink raki while a romanian is stealing your wallet

best experience of my life

[pastel quartz]

went to stuttgart a few years ago

[fleet silo]

I'm looking for deep immersion

I don't know any German tho

I know Spanish and some Japanese

[oblique spire]

The only thing they fear is you is literally the perfect song for anything competitive I swear

[ruby minnow]

you don't need to know German in Germany

[oblique spire]

Fucken rolled up on the battlefield and cleaned up

[ruby minnow]

just yell at them in gibberish

they'll understand

[arctic drift]

most germans are pretty good at English, but they don't like to use it

[pastel quartz]

depends, most germans eat a ton of bread rolls with butter, jam or sandwich meats like salami or ham

[arctic drift]

or with cheese

[pastel quartz]

yes

this to

[arctic drift]

but german bread is mostly pretty good

[ruby minnow]

cap

[pastel quartz]

but breadrolls are like the key thing, i always see long lines at all the bake shops every sunday morning

[pastel quartz]

where to ?

[somber warren]

Brötchen, Its Like a little breadroll, crispy on the outside, soft the inside. Then you throw on meat or cheese or If you Like it sweet some jam honey or nutella

[oblique spire]

Come to Australia

surely

[somber warren]

Australians breakfast consists of VB and even more VB

[ruby minnow]

Come To Turkey there is cute women and also good food

i am definitley not trying to pull people from other countries so i can scam them

[oblique spire]

Ever since I've moved to my new house I just go to the BP (Fuel station) down the road and my god

the Sausage rolls there are fucken mint

I get one of em like every 3rd day

[ruby minnow]

[somber warren]

Are you gonna scam me with Ice cream? Fucking turkish ice cream vendors

[south granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JjclHBDLkrw?feature=share

[ruby minnow]

insert nato membership meme

i found it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078734384309469365/1087456673964228608/nato.mp4

[somber warren]

You buy food.... At a Gas Station...

[oblique spire]

Yes.

They do lasagna toppers and everything

That + a choco milk and you got yourself a fucken mint day

[somber warren]

I member, when i was in Turkey, a vendor asked me where i am from. I told him Germany. He Said: ah Alemannia!
Me: No Germany

It went on Like this for Like 5 minutes

Until my Mom told me Alemannia is the turkish word For Germany

[oblique spire]

Kek

Also

only bad thing about the BP is I don't think they do meat pies

never seen any there

[ruby minnow]

yeah

Almanya

[oblique spire]

Good sausage rolls though, and that's what matters

[south granite]

Not the BP bruh at least go to like sheetz

[runic kernel]

what kiind of fucking bp you going to

[fleet silo]

Sounds like it slaps ngl

[somber warren]

Now that i think about it, i never bought food from a gas station

[oblique spire]

An australian one.

[somber warren]

It does

[runic kernel]

AND NO MEAT PIES

burn it down

[oblique spire]

Nah

too good sausage rolls to burn it down

Plus it's like 2 minutes down the road

very convenient

[runic kernel]

damn

but the meatpies

[oblique spire]

Eh

Sausage rolls are better

[runic kernel]

2 meatpies and a sausage roll

kings breakfast

[oblique spire]

Sausage roll, some dead horse on top of it and a choco milk

Sign me the fuck up

[somber warren]

Wait

How do you know about the Horse meat in lasangna scandal

[oblique spire]

Huh?

[tulip ravine]

hdllo brai
hello brain fart

[tulip ravine]

london underground their all a bunch of stupid fuckimg cunts is a banger

[oblique spire]

@somber warren What the fuck are you on about

what scandal

[tulip ravine]

you dont remember

[oblique spire]

What

what the fuck is this scandal

[tulip ravine]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

[oblique spire]

Oh holy shit

over here "dead horse" is just a name for tomato sauce

[tulip ravine]

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-24861618

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/horsepiv-gif-24660548

no more horse meat for brain fart

[oblique spire]

I had no clue about that scandal

[tulip ravine]

get out from under the rock then patrick

[tulip ravine]

"browsing the wares"

[somber warren]

Well now you know

[solar coral]

Hello

[oblique spire]

But anyways

[tulip ravine]

llama ate horse meat laugh at this user

[oblique spire]

Dead horse on a sausage roll goes fucking hard

[tulip ravine]

[oblique spire]

False

Tomato sauce

[tulip ravine]

you what

[solar coral]

Im a sergal

[tulip ravine]

what the fuck is that

[solar coral]

One of these

I paid 15 dollars for this btw

[oblique spire]

See instead what you could've done with that $15

Is give it to me so I can fuel my war thunder addiction

[solar coral]

No

[oblique spire]

Please... I need a russian premium

[tulip ravine]

or me so i can feed my war mongering addiction

[oblique spire]

No

Me

I want mig-23

[tulip ravine]

i want war

we should just revert back to warring tribes with clubs and spear

[oblique spire]

Yeah and the mig-23 helps you win the war

[tulip ravine]

that would be pretty cool

[oblique spire]

Or

no it doesn't

[solar coral]

Play furry shades of gxy 2 a shade gayer

[oblique spire]

No

Also

[solar coral]

real game btw

[oblique spire]

you're not blessed by Allah it seems

check this shit

[tulip ravine]

llama is deffo a closet furry

[solar coral]

No im texan

[solar coral]

Most war thunder players are

[oblique spire]

Ahem

Gаy.

[oblique spire]

False

[solar coral]

Gаy

[tulip ravine]

LETS GOOOOO

my suit of armor is arriving in the next few days

[oblique spire]

Nice

Anyways back to slaving away at the US air tree

[solar coral]

​

[tulip ravine]

amogus

[oblique spire]

I've reached 5.7

[solar coral]

​
​
No

[oblique spire]

Just uh....

Like 6 more BRs to go.... yay....

[tulip ravine]

your imposter

[solar coral]

Fortnite

[solar coral]

You're

[oblique spire]

No

Battle rating

[solar coral]

Fort nite

[oblique spire]

No

[tulip ravine]

fortnite battle royale

[oblique spire]

Battle rating

[tulip ravine]

john wick fortnite

[solar coral]

Fortnite battle royale vbuxks

Default dance

[oblique spire]

No

[tulip ravine]

bobux

[oblique spire]

Now goodbye

[solar coral]

Battlepass fortnite

Epic games fortnite

[oblique spire]

I have trees to burn in vietnam.

[solar coral]

No you dont

[solar coral]

Eat a bagel

You're not you when you're hungry

[tulip ravine]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

[oblique spire]

Yes

[oblique spire]

See

I just got a bad WT match

and the rules of gaming are you can't end on a bad match

but you also can't end on a good match, gotta keep the streak going

When the fuck do I end

[tulip ravine]

when you play destiny with me

[oblique spire]

Don't mention that name

I spent 400$ in like 2 months on d2

[tulip ravine]

[oblique spire]

and don't even play it anymore

[robust cove]

play zomboid instead 🖕

[tulip ravine]

your bank

[tulip ravine]

zomboid is fun for like 5 mins

[robust cove]

skrill issue

[oblique spire]

because SOME FUCKERS RAGE QUIT ALL THE RAIDS @reef sequoia @bleak knot @quiet spade

[tulip ravine]

thats what yer mam said when i gave her the angry pirate

[oblique spire]

So thats why i dont play d2 anymore

sadge

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

Cant even get a refund on the DLCs either

[stone blade]

man...late game vayne is something else

[pastel quartz]

ahh destiny… yeah I don’t think I’ll ever go back to that

[tulip ravine]

go for it i dislike my mother

[robust cove]

what the fuck is that game about

[oblique spire]

Uh

Space dudes

and space girls

uh

Idfk shoot shit up i barely pay attention to the lore

I just miss Cayde-6

https://tenor.com/view/cayde6-nicecock-gif-22269803

Colonel is pretty based

[robust cove]

sounds good

[oblique spire]

trains new hunters

(It's a literal fucking chicken)

A chicken

trains warriors

[robust cove]

I replay all metro games, and then try to figure out what to play for the next 6 months until I feel like replaying metro again

[vast token]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-animan-studios-vamonos-de-fiesta-vamonos-de-fiesta-factory-fortnite-gif-27509165

[oblique spire]

Anyways

gn brainfart

I shall lay in bed and watch spoonkid play rust for the next 2 hours

ADios

[robust cove]

you're on your rust arc I see

good

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044625069135114370/1105525694705979433/----7941845.gif

[oblique spire]

Si

[robust cove]

I'm fully in my zomboid arc, I'll try to do some funny stuff and post it here if I succeed

[oblique spire]

I should play zomboid again

[maiden lance]

I would play more zomboid but the multiplayer is so unstable, disconnects and desyncs really kill the mood fr

[oblique spire]

Where have you started, and are you setting any challenge for yourself? @robust cove

[oblique spire]

Skill issue

[maiden lance]

getting disconnected/crashed next to a zombie horde

[robust cove]

this guy only plays multiplayer

[robust cove]

I was doing some testing for mods, and I think I might try and do CDDA in Louisville

[maiden lance]

best fun I had when it works

[oblique spire]

Again, skill issue, mp works fine for me

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

oh, plus 6 months later

[maiden lance]

play in a server across the ocean and say that again

[oblique spire]

6 months later?

[robust cove]

it's winter, more zombies, no power no water

[oblique spire]

I play with people from britian, america, chile, sweden, and im in australia

Works fine

[robust cove]

and some other stuff I think

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

Damn

I may have to give it a go

[pastel quartz]

CDDA CHADS SPOTTED

[oblique spire]

I've downloaded Cyrogenic winter

Starts in winter and the hard mode goes down to like -130 celcius

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

Easy is still like -60

No power no water would be.... interesting though

[robust cove]

yep, altho I think there's still the standing water, you know the amount that's still there after everything goes out

[oblique spire]

yeah

Also

please tell me you have the cassette tapes mods

[pastel quartz]

man, i miss the old cdda discord with the hazardous waste sarkophagus channel, they had some really good memes and like no mods

[oblique spire]

Music for the end of the world and all that

[robust cove]

nope, but I'll try it out

[oblique spire]

you better

Also you better have car mods

and brita's weapon + armor pack

[midnight tree]

https://giant.gfycat.com/HeartyPertinentBlackmamba.mp4

[oblique spire]

If this mf doesnt have any car mods or britas packs

then

ima be upset

[oblique spire]

Most definitely

[robust cove]

erm

[midnight tree]

yum

[oblique spire]

Oh no

[pastel quartz]

tastes like blood

[oblique spire]

Lmao

[wicked oasis]

thats one way of getting your ass eaten

[oblique spire]

Clothing, britas packs, and any vehicle mods you want, and the cassette tapes mods are must haves

I cant imagine PZ without it

Where do you usually spawn Ted?

[robust cove]

hold on fuck slow down

[wicked oasis]

project zomboid try not to mod the game after 2 hours of playing (impossible)

[oblique spire]

I usually go Rosewood

as there is a surplus store not far

And a good base location not far either

[robust cove]

I am fully going into the Louisville CDDA hehe

[oblique spire]

I usually go the one just to the left of the rosewood exit on the main road

Like the main main road

[quartz ridge]

I played for about 30 hours before installing mods

[oblique spire]

Like a kilometer or so down the road theres a turn off which has a nice ass house

easy to defend

[quartz ridge]

I got sent down the rabbit hole because my friend wanted to play MP with me

[oblique spire]

I wanna go to louisville but... Sprinters...

I actually fucking despise them

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735412452623122484/1105244715865092166/brrrt.mp4

[quartz ridge]

West point is a nice place tbh

[oblique spire]

Know why?

I always end up with juggernaut gear

[quartz ridge]

Hate and love fences

[robust cove]

I'm thinking of doing a custom spawn challange, you start in one of the backrooms of the (idk remember the name) nightclub, I'll figure out how to make it more interesting (probably start as a stripper )

[oblique spire]

and uh

its particularly hard to run in all that gear