#🎪bruh-fart

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stone shoal
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This is months old tbf

ruby minnow
stone shoal
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I do not want to go to 2D brazil

oblique spire
robust cove
# ruby minnow

I was doing mad fucking drifts with hotwheels on that shit

pastel quartz
odd whale
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lmao

pastel quartz
odd whale
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catposting

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
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we tokyo drift on that shit

robust cove
proud torrent
pastel quartz
fleet silo
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I cannot share it here, but trust me it's funny

fading shuttle
nimble night
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Fox News isnt even funny painful anymore its just sad wrong

lament fjord
pastel quartz
lament fjord
abstract wing
pastel quartz
robust cove
remote vine
nimble night
pastel quartz
runic kernel
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10 Salami for me
1 for you

remote vine
lament fjord
pastel quartz
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In game of course

hot snow
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i love it when people's first reaction to grief is writing about it on the internet and putting emojis in it

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makes it really believeable

fading shuttle
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you are really fun at parties

hot snow
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i don't get invited to parties

pastel quartz
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Not surprised

carmine crown
pastel quartz
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Most of my classmates constantly post on Instagram and Snapchat and i don't understand why

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99.999% of people don't give a fuck about what's going on in your life

carmine crown
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True, guess people are just bored, should just play stalker honestly

hot snow
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they should play roblox

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and get a brain tumour from it

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worked for me

fading shuttle
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they should play for honor and experience rage so hot that god himself would tremble

pastel quartz
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They should play new vegas

hot snow
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they should drink monster and play league of legends at the same time and get smitten by god like what Ivan is doing

pastel quartz
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People who play league are going to hell

runic kernel
pastel quartz
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  • drinking monster is disgusting
hot snow
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nah they don't go to hell

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their soul gets vaporized

carmine crown
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Heroine > monster

hot snow
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they would just stink hell up

pastel quartz
hot snow
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I've never tasted monster so I can't comment

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i never wanna taste it either cause I might get addicted to it like a certain someone

hoary elk
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monsters are hard to find, but the woods are a good place to find them

carmine crown
hot snow
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it's a good place to hide from humanity

hoary elk
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good way to die too

hot snow
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nah I don't die

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I'm too good

carmine crown
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Damn man you sound like a badass.

ruby minnow
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man we lost Dutyer while trying to find the wendussy together

hot snow
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nah I'm stupid

ruby minnow
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that's why he hasn't been active

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for like a month now

hot snow
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rest in peace

carmine crown
hot snow
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he was a good stalker as they say

pastel quartz
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Absolutely destroyed

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Wouldn't know what hit them

carmine crown
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Duty propaganda

hot snow
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i think mercs should take over

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they're the only ones that make sense

hoary elk
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Total Merc Death.

hot snow
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who wouldn't bring capitalism to a wasteland

ruby minnow
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the masculine urge to update your windows while you're on a online game

hot snow
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the masculine urge to anihalate your computer

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i get it

carmine crown
hot snow
pastel quartz
hot snow
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and it works pretty well for them

carmine crown
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Yeah that's fair, mercs just higher tier bandits

hot snow
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not true

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mercs have standards

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they are the only true neutral faction

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not biased towards anyone

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and will go against anyone if they get paid

carmine crown
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Neither is monolith, they kill everyone the same

hot snow
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yeah but they only kill

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mercs do anything they get paid to do

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even if it means grocery shoping

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I've seen it happen

pastel quartz
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Renegades are just alcoholic bandits in their early 40s who ran away from child support payments

fading shuttle
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mercs are the edgelord faction for tarkoids

zealous elm
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Fax

hot snow
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there's nothing edgy about capitalism

carmine crown
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Renegades are just gopniks, have you seen what they wear for armor?

fading shuttle
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the majority of people in the zone came in there for money

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the mercs are not unique

zealous elm
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Destroy the zone hang anarchists nuke bandits kill mercs (my humble opinion)

eager igloo
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Dutyer got smacked?

hot snow
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so ask him

eager igloo
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@orchid robin

hot snow
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or that

eager igloo
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He's still here

hot snow
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yeah he didn't get banned

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he might've just gotten bored of the memsems

austere shadow
zealous elm
hot snow
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i mean he seems relatively understanding of the rules from what I've seen of him

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which isn't all too much

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bro someone on google asked what the scariest animal is

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and someone said coconut crabs

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what

steady trellis
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there, reading your chatlog makes it easy to exile right away

hot snow
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yeah

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apparently the second scariest animal on earth

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literally can't run faster than you can walk backwards

carmine crown
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Crabs are quite alpha, makes sense

hot snow
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I'm shiting my pants just thinking about it

fading shuttle
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they are crabs

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peak animal form

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who wouldnt fear them

hot snow
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i mean yeah I guess they are the final stage of evolution

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but what's scary about them

fading shuttle
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look scary

hot snow
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no

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have you seen their face

fading shuttle
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thats your own personal opinion

hot snow
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you could practically pluck their eyes out

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it is my personal opinion that's true

carmine crown
hot snow
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yeah man

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it'd be really hard to machete their claws off and make them harmless

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or just pick them up and turn them around

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or throw a rock at them

fading shuttle
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charles darwin called them monstrous

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there, big evolution thinks they are scary

hot snow
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pretty much anything you do can defeat almost any crab

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monstrous can mean a lot of things

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i get being scared of how scary something looks

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but in a survival situation you would not be alarmed

fading shuttle
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anyway, a 4 kilogram coconut crab can exert 3300 newtons of force with their claws

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greater force than the bite of almost every land animal on earth

hot snow
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look man

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you can pulvarize any bone you want

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if your claws can just be picked up or cut off they won't do much

fading shuttle
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mf really be like "yeah you can break my bones but ill judo chop you" shut up edgelord

pastel quartz
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this gives me heavy “I won’t get cut” in a knife fight energy

fading shuttle
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genuinely

pastel quartz
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Stage four detected

hot snow
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i asked

carmine crown
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Yeah, you can probably immobilize them just by flipping them

fading shuttle
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yeah go and grab the crab that has 3300 newtons pinch force

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just fuckin leave? why try to fight it

warm fossil
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why are they called coconut crabs anyway?

fading shuttle
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because they can break coconuts with their claws i assume

hot snow
warm fossil
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fair

carmine crown
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3300 newtons of force? Doesnt sound too bad

granite wind
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where are memes bruh

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send atleast some crab memes

hot snow
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so it is kinda bad

remote vine
hot snow
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i don't know why it says force unleashed

granite wind
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I dont think this is 3300 newtonsGrokChadGAMMA

carmine crown
# hot snow

I said frick Infront of my mother alright, I'm kind of a badass...

granite wind
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@remote vine which is better the newer MH Rise or World

oblique spire
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Aaaand saved

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tyvm

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Yeehaw partner

pastel quartz
orchid robin
pastel quartz
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(he commited several war crimes in a span of 4 days)

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(he also have a trafficking ring)

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(he's also the one responsible for Epstein's death)

austere shadow
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stalkerpeeposad I dindu nuffin

hot snow
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syno said you were lost to the windussy

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whatever the actual fuck that means

oblique spire
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The wendussy

hot snow
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yeah that

oblique spire
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Wendigo pussy

orchid robin
oblique spire
hot snow
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fair enough

oblique spire
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He's been busy hunting this down for it's pussy

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the wendussy

hot snow
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sounds awfull

pastel quartz
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This is a fucking bear

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With antlers and long arms

oblique spire
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Wendigo

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With da wendussy

hot snow
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what part of it is a bear

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it's clearly a deer

oblique spire
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Correct

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clearly a deer

hot snow
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clearly

oblique spire
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Also

pastel quartz
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Damn

carmine crown
oblique spire
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Slight amounts of tomfoolery have been committed

hot snow
hot snow
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too bad

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tomfoolery kills

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remember that

runic kernel
oblique spire
hot snow
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i might ask madi to unexile me

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because I've seen things in off topic that I might want to get by grubby hands on

runic kernel
eager igloo
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Gatto

pastel quartz
# runic kernel

He looks like that austrian politician with weird taste in mustaches

nimble night
pastel quartz
nimble night
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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i clicked on the video thinking it was a cat csgo edit

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and it was

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i'm happy now

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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Obviously the kitty edit

final cedar
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Boa Hancock is such a bad bitch pogchamp

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That PX-07 head kick was badass

uncut obsidian
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save for summer

final cedar
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so, wear white?

uncut obsidian
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or yellow

hot snow
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i wanna be able to speak in offtopic

final cedar
crimson flame
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dont wear shirt

hot snow
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don't worry bout it

robust cove
nimble night
pastel quartz
hot snow
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assholes are too small for anything to crawl up there

ruby minnow
hot snow
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no

stone blade
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gm brainfart

uncut obsidian
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gm

stone blade
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bro I slept so good

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
pastel quartz
stone blade
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my favourite skin

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hehehehe

heavy peak
runic kernel
mint mist
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i have lamar and.. ehh.. as my coworkers?????

weak jackal
stone blade
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kind of funny how with vayne

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the more you play her

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the more you notice that people have shit positioning

burnt swallow
ruby minnow
hot snow
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you'd have to shove it in there

tulip ravine
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how do you know

hot snow
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the internet is an awful place

tulip ravine
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skill issue

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my uni gave me free pizza POGGIES1

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
stone blade
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;D

fading shuttle
stone blade
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but not now

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I need breakfast

fading shuttle
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i cant believe this

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i have been duped

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bamboozled i say

stone blade
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PRANKED even

stone blade
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we begin the day

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time to do dictionary

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fk university

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and god bless

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BUT HOW COOL

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do schema monks look

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wtf

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they look like they carry the ancient knowledge with them

sturdy copper
runic kernel
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Hi Khornate

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Hi Ivan

hexed karma
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I miss him

stone blade
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I dont

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new gp looks cooler

hexed karma
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Took away the charm from him, made him too edgy. He was just a silly lil fella before.

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Also, Matthew Mercer is stinky af

stone blade
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twitch is the new silly little fella

hexed karma
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The better Twitch

fading shuttle
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i wish playing gp didnt require so much effort

narrow lotus
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@stone blade

hexed karma
stone blade
stone blade
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its like with kiting

pastel quartz
hexed karma
stone blade
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though I'm not good at kiting

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I got called plat/diamond once cuz I apprently kited well

fading shuttle
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using barrels requires small amounts of thought, i play characters like aatrox so i can not think

hexed karma
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Man, I wish plat/diamond was good man. I remember playing in Diamond 2 and it was just....people with EGO trolling every game. Disgusting.

fading shuttle
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playing thinking characters in league is how you make the game unfun

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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the more you have to think the faster you realise you can play a different game

pastel quartz
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Garen go spinny, wooooo
never had more fun

stone blade
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so getting called plat is an achievement

fading shuttle
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why are yall talking about rank

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crwinge

pastel quartz
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that guy gets it 👆

stone blade
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alex I only play draft

hexed karma
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Ay man, I'm out here saying every rank is shit. It's league, we're all wasting time better spent on a more productive activity.

fading shuttle
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more productive and tarkov dont mix

hexed karma
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I've played far too many wipes for Tarkov to be any fun anymore. Silly Russian money farm game

stone blade
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why remember spells cooldowns and shit
when I can remember the penetration and damage of 500 different bullets

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anyway

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I'm out to do assignemnt

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bye

hexed karma
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Eh, nah

stone blade
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?

uncut obsidian
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beep beep @narrow lotus

runic kernel
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Hi Madi

hexed karma
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I report everyone for Hate Speech at the end of every match. Since I've started playing again I've gotten 27 feedback reports.

fading shuttle
stone blade
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I am

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@fading shuttle

fading shuttle
stone blade
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Толкова истинско

runic kernel
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Hi Carmine Falcone

stone blade
stone blade
tulip ravine
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good morning brain fart

stone blade
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hi

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hydro

tulip ravine
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hry

stone blade
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how am I?

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oh idk anymore

tulip ravine
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ah fair

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i just finished uni for this year

runic kernel
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Hi Hydro

stone blade
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me

tulip ravine
remote vine
fading shuttle
granite wind
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I'm waiting on it to get asf with the dlc

remote vine
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Like, wirebug is extremely fun in rise but world has more content(monsters) overall

granite wind
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I did everything I can in MHW but havent played iceborne

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I heard It's fun to sling around

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I mean anything is much more fun than run 2 meters and then stop for stam

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lmao

remote vine
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Yeah and you get unique weapon attacks with wirebugs as well

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Dogs are a nice addition as they’re fast transport besides flying around like spiderman

granite wind
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tbh It's sad that the graphics are a downgrade compared to MHW

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and even MHW was lacking a bit

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the foliage could have been denser

remote vine
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MHW is fine but rise has to start out with switch which is an inferior hardware

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Rise on PC is fine tho. Much better graphics

granite wind
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Yeah I was kinda sad when they announced it as a switch release

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I knew they wont make denser wilds

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Its just a few tress and grass

remote vine
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I forgot but I think at the start of pc release someone made a mod which unlocks the fps and graphic limit of the game

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So game runs on 60+ fps and looks decent now on pc

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I love iceborn but honestly sunbreak has a lot of good mechanics. tough choice imo

granite wind
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but they unlocked the fps no?

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I'm not going to play iceborn only if its below 10 euro

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I'm more interested in MH Rise

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fresh MH experience

remote vine
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When rise was released on PC the graphics were locked. Updates fixed it I believe

granite wind
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Nintendo TMKekSkew

remote vine
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Iceborn on pc was also smooth for me when I played it

remote vine
granite wind
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I played the demo

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It was gut

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It would have been a shot in the balls If they could fuck up a Switch portpepelmao

remote vine
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Nah MH is like a flagship franchise for them there’s no way

granite wind
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well

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Last of us was a PS flagship

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they did indeed fuck it up bad

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lmao

remote vine
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Western game dev moment

granite wind
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so lets time the release so we can cash in on the people who watched the series

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but give the port to the worst team possible

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I belive they did some questionable ports before

remote vine
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worst business decision in the history of business decisions

gusty willow
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So what's Tuesdays theme? Too Turnt Tuesday?

hot snow
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titty tuesday

gusty willow
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Sfw only

remote vine
stone blade
runic kernel
remote vine
runic kernel
hot snow
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no relation to anything

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you are not actually making it tomboy Tuesday

gusty willow
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Love me a tomboy. They've fallen by the wayside

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What's wrong with a tomboy?

hot snow
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seems a little out of place

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not like turnip isnt out of place

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but it just kinda gives it a much deserved random factor

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which I value oh so much

gusty willow
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Tomboys have a certain allure

proud torrent
# remote vine

there's a good old quote from a Critical Role episode that was basically this

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"your secret is safe in my indifference"

stone blade
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Lady gaga simply hits different

hot snow
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who doesn't love turnips

proud torrent
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I dont know any recipes for turnips and have never eaten one that I'm aware of

hot snow
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you don't need to know recipes for turnips to enjoy turnips

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just eat turnip

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they have a good crunch and they're pretty juicy

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somehow

gusty willow
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Turnips are nasty

hot snow
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fuck no

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turnips are not bad

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not my favourite vegetable by far

gusty willow
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All my homies hate turnips

hot snow
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but they're not bad

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your homies have bad taste buds

gusty willow
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I know I do PepeHands

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Covid ruined them

hot snow
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ah

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shame

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you can't taste turnips to see how wrong you are about them

gusty willow
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No they still suck

hot snow
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well you can't tell

sturdy copper
hot snow
pine bison
runic kernel
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Hi Kuroki

hot snow
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also what did I do to you to not deserve a hi

runic kernel
runic kernel
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Leaving me behind

hot snow
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you're not exile though

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i can ask madi to give it back if you want

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if it bothers you that much

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i thought I could talk in offtopic but apparently there nothing interesting there

runic kernel
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Lol

fading shuttle
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pickle day

hot snow
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i already ate pickels today so I'm good

runic kernel
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Hi Bery

hot snow
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hi catboy

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i feel better now

fading shuttle
hot snow
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that cat is a little disturbing though

stone blade
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I went vayne top...

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it's over

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@fading shuttle did the ol' switcheroo

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hovered yorick and instapicked vayne

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how mad are they

fading shuttle
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bryuh

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you play league without me

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ban

stone blade
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iskash li da gledash

fading shuttle
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sure

stone blade
oblique spire
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Tomboy tuesday

gusty willow
heavy peak
ruby minnow
golden stratus
inland jackal
runic kernel
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Hi Ruby

pastel quartz
languid venture
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true..

wicked oasis
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What the fuck

stone blade
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win lane
team looses every lane

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loose lane
team wins lane and I'm useless but we win

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there is no winning is there

wicked oasis
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Is it tell your kink Tuesday

stone blade
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my kink is tall women

runic kernel
stone blade
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thats even worse

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my champs suck for jungle

pastel quartz
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My kink is love

wicked oasis
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League of legends kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

pastel quartz
stone blade
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yes

runic kernel
stone blade
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maybe I can with twitch

wicked oasis
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Uninstall league of legends

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You get this solution by process of elimination

stone blade
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I like to play my champs

wicked oasis
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Literally try everything the game has to offer, realize that the game is just fundamentally unfun and proceed to uninstall

stone blade
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yorick is fun

inland jackal
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Hammered screw is better than screwed nail

pastel quartz
stone blade
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ty

pastel quartz
ornate tulip
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Hello Brainfart, I bring cat.

runic kernel
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YEAAAAAAAA

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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

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Hi Genuinely

mint mist
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gta 5 but breaking bad with drugs

ornate tulip
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Hello Buccaneer

grim radish
pastel quartz
runic kernel
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Sound pre fun to me

maiden lance
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imagine getting your innards scrambled into a smoothie by a buttplug dread

stone blade
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imagine getting in a carcrash while listening to the barbie song

ruby minnow
oblique spire
stone blade
pastel quartz
rose ferry
stone blade
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red glade
proud torrent
robust cove
proud torrent
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but the only role I know him from was star trek voyager

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good eppy

ruby minnow
proud torrent
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lots of star trek aliens just have forehead bumps

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easy makeup

ruby minnow
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that is a fork for all i know

hot snow
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it's a tork

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only two spikes

proud torrent
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do you mean spoon

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spoon pointing up

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there's another race with similar forehead bumps

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and spoonhead was a slur

hot snow
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what kind of spoons do you have

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why are they that sharp

grizzled meadow
stone blade
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goes hard

wicked oasis
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"PRESTANI DA SE PONAŠAŠ KAO KER" - Niko Belić 2008 - Most inspirational qoutes of the centruy.

grim radish
runic kernel
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Hi Falco

rose ferry
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hi cherno!

rose ferry
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hope you've gotten lots cuddles lately

wicked oasis
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no way this real

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please someone tell me im schizophrenic

runic kernel
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Hi Ratboy

light charm
stone blade
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Alo

light charm
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Allloooo

ruby minnow
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Ivan

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did you know that according to riot

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spoiling a movie in LoL game chat

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is a punishable act

lunar brook
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Did you know

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That in the end of Avengers

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Tony Stark

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Hits the griddy

ruby minnow
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yes

lunar brook
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guess thats not a spoiler then

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well known fact

fleet silo
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Boy oh boy it's already Chewsday innit

oblique spire
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it has been chewsday for a while bruv

uncut yew
# lunar brook well known fact

Something being well known does not mean that it can't be a spoiler.
Just imagine watching a WW2 movie and someone tells you the Germans lose, massive spoiler, literally removes all tension, movie ruined, ending spoiled.

lunar brook
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True, germans losing is the greatest plot twist imaginable

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Can’t have that spoiled

oblique spire
fleet silo
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That's true, it's 8am here in the South West US.

oblique spire
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I'm living in the future at 10:49pm on tuesday

oblique spire
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Time traveler

fleet silo
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Can you tell me if my girlfriend is going to wake up in a good mood or bad mood?

solar coral
oblique spire
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Good mood if you give her a kiss

solar coral
oblique spire
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  • a cup of whatever she likes, coffee or tea
fleet silo
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I'm trusting you with my life here cowboy

oblique spire
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Bad mood if neither

oblique spire
runic kernel
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Hi llama Hi Bitkiller

oblique spire
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Alo

runic kernel
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How r u

oblique spire
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Good

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@fleet silo What does she like for breakfast

fleet silo
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She's kinda weird ngl. She's allergic to egg (like a pussy) and only likes carbs (like a chad)

Today she does have a final however... should I be nice?

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I wish I could start a vote

oblique spire
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Be nice

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Make her brekki

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plus a cup of coffee or tea

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and kiss

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Happy gf

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unless she dreamt that you cheated on her

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in which case you're fucked and need to apologize

fleet silo
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God, luckily she ain't one of those.... wait that's actually happened before. Is that like a thing for women?

oblique spire
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Seems to be

fleet silo
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That's actually wild. Well shit, maybe I be nice.

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She does have her EMT class final today

uncut yew
fleet silo
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Should I exercise my girlfriend from this plane of existence?

👍 or 👎

oblique spire
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In the attempts to help a brother out, I missed one minute detaiil

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A fucking MIG-21 jammed a fox-2 into my engine

solar obsidian
#

@uncut yew, @lunar brook, im watching band of brothers for the first time (on ep. 6) and i hate both of you for spoiling the series for me. consider yourselves blocked.

uncut yew
lunar brook
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We actually trolled you, germans actually win ww2, get trolled

solar obsidian
#

i dont know what to believe now

pine bison
# solar coral

somehow that soyjak has more leg than the original image

oblique spire
fleet silo
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I can't talk right now I'm operating a land based vehicle

uncut yew
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That perspective makes it look like you are driving a midget car

stone blade
#

I will spoil shrek if i want to

fleet silo
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I decided breakfast burritos (WITH NO EGG) ARE IN ORDER

ruby minnow
#

boys

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i have to go to Istanbul

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only a 2 hour drive

fleet silo
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That's pretty pog dude

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Sometimes I wonder what Germany is like...

pastel quartz
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it’s ok, as europe as it gets

fleet silo
#

Tbh that sounds cool tho. What do Germans have for breakfast?

pastel quartz
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beer and sausage

fleet silo
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We going to Germany

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I hate beer tho

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I drink Bourbon on the rocks dammnit

ruby minnow
#

you need to drink raki while a romanian is stealing your wallet

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best experience of my life

pastel quartz
#

went to stuttgart a few years ago

fleet silo
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I don't know any German tho

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I know Spanish and some Japanese

oblique spire
#

The only thing they fear is you is literally the perfect song for anything competitive I swear

ruby minnow
#

you don't need to know German in Germany

oblique spire
#

Fucken rolled up on the battlefield and cleaned up

ruby minnow
#

just yell at them in gibberish

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they'll understand

arctic drift
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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yes

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this to

arctic drift
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but german bread is mostly pretty good

ruby minnow
#

cap

pastel quartz
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but breadrolls are like the key thing, i always see long lines at all the bake shops every sunday morning

pastel quartz
somber warren
oblique spire
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Come to Australia

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surely

somber warren
#

Australians breakfast consists of VB and even more VB

ruby minnow
#

Come To Turkey there is cute women and also good food

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i am definitley not trying to pull people from other countries so i can scam them

oblique spire
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the Sausage rolls there are fucken mint

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I get one of em like every 3rd day

ruby minnow
somber warren
south granite
somber warren
oblique spire
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Yes.

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They do lasagna toppers and everything

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That + a choco milk and you got yourself a fucken mint day

somber warren
#

I member, when i was in Turkey, a vendor asked me where i am from. I told him Germany. He Said: ah Alemannia!
Me: No Germany

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It went on Like this for Like 5 minutes

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Until my Mom told me Alemannia is the turkish word For Germany

oblique spire
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Kek

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Also

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only bad thing about the BP is I don't think they do meat pies

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never seen any there

oblique spire
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Good sausage rolls though, and that's what matters

south granite
#

Not the BP bruh at least go to like sheetz

runic kernel
somber warren
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Now that i think about it, i never bought food from a gas station

oblique spire
somber warren
runic kernel
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burn it down

oblique spire
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Nah

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too good sausage rolls to burn it down

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Plus it's like 2 minutes down the road

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very convenient

runic kernel
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damn

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but the meatpies

oblique spire
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Eh

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Sausage rolls are better

runic kernel
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2 meatpies and a sausage roll

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kings breakfast

oblique spire
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Sausage roll, some dead horse on top of it and a choco milk

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Sign me the fuck up

somber warren
#

How do you know about the Horse meat in lasangna scandal

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

Huh?

tulip ravine
#

hdllo brai
hello brain fart

solar coral
tulip ravine
#

london underground their all a bunch of stupid fuckimg cunts is a banger

oblique spire
#

@somber warren What the fuck are you on about

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what scandal

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

What

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what the fuck is this scandal

tulip ravine
#

The 2013 horse meat scandal was a food industry scandal in parts of Europe in which foods advertised as containing spicy beef were found to contain undeclared or improperly declared horse meat – as much as 100% of the meat content in some cases. A smaller number of products also contained other undeclared meats, such as pork. The issue came to l...

oblique spire
#

Oh holy shit

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over here "dead horse" is just a name for tomato sauce

tulip ravine
runic kernel
tulip ravine
#

no more horse meat for brain fart

oblique spire
#

I had no clue about that scandal kekw

tulip ravine
tulip ravine
somber warren
solar coral
oblique spire
#

But anyways

tulip ravine
#

llama ate horse meat laugh at this user

oblique spire
#

Dead horse on a sausage roll goes fucking hard

tulip ravine
oblique spire
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Tomato sauce

tulip ravine
solar coral
tulip ravine
#

what the fuck is that

solar coral
#

One of these

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I paid 15 dollars for this btw

oblique spire
#

See instead what you could've done with that $15

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Is give it to me so I can fuel my war thunder addiction

oblique spire
#

Please... I need a russian premium

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

No

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Me

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I want mig-23

tulip ravine
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i want war o_O

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we should just revert back to warring tribes with clubs and spear

oblique spire
#

Yeah and the mig-23 helps you win the war

tulip ravine
#

that would be pretty cool

oblique spire
#

Or

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no it doesn't

solar coral
oblique spire
#

No

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Also

solar coral
#

real game btw

oblique spire
#

you're not blessed by Allah it seems

#

check this shit

tulip ravine
#

llama is deffo a closet furry

solar coral
solar coral
oblique spire
#

Ahem

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Gаy.

oblique spire
solar coral
#

Gаy

tulip ravine
#

LETS GOOOOO

#

my suit of armor is arriving in the next few days

oblique spire
#

Nice

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Anyways back to slaving away at the US air tree

solar coral
#

tulip ravine
#

amogus GrokChadGAMMA

oblique spire
#

I've reached 5.7

solar coral
oblique spire
#

Just uh....

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Like 6 more BRs to go.... yay....

tulip ravine
solar coral
solar coral
oblique spire
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No

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Battle rating

solar coral
oblique spire
#

No

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

Battle rating

tulip ravine
#

john wick fortnite

solar coral
#

Fortnite battle royale vbuxks

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Default dance

oblique spire
#

No

tulip ravine
#

bobux

oblique spire
#

Now goodbye

solar coral
#

Battlepass fortnite

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Epic games fortnite

oblique spire
#

I have trees to burn in vietnam.

solar coral
lilac kelp
solar coral
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Eat a bagel

#

You're not you when you're hungry

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

Yes

solar coral
oblique spire
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See

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I just got a bad WT match

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and the rules of gaming are you can't end on a bad match

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but you also can't end on a good match, gotta keep the streak going

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When the fuck do I end

tulip ravine
oblique spire
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Don't mention that name

#

I spent 400$ in like 2 months on d2

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

and don't even play it anymore

robust cove
#

play zomboid instead 🖕

tulip ravine
tulip ravine
robust cove
oblique spire
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because SOME FUCKERS RAGE QUIT ALL THE RAIDS @reef sequoia @bleak knot @quiet spade peepostarechamp

tulip ravine
oblique spire
#

So thats why i dont play d2 anymore

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sadge

oblique spire
#

Cant even get a refund on the DLCs either kekwpain

stone blade
#

man...late game vayne is something else

pastel quartz
#

ahh destiny… yeah I don’t think I’ll ever go back to that

tulip ravine
robust cove
oblique spire
#

Uh

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Space dudes

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and space girls

#

uh

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Idfk shoot shit up i barely pay attention to the lore

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I just miss Cayde-6

#

Colonel is pretty based

robust cove
oblique spire
#

trains new hunters

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(It's a literal fucking chicken)

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A chicken

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trains warriors

robust cove
#

I replay all metro games, and then try to figure out what to play for the next 6 months until I feel like replaying metro again

oblique spire
#

Anyways

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gn brainfart

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I shall lay in bed and watch spoonkid play rust for the next 2 hours

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ADios

robust cove
#

good

oblique spire
robust cove
#

I'm fully in my zomboid arc, I'll try to do some funny stuff and post it here if I succeed

oblique spire
#

I should play zomboid again

maiden lance
#

I would play more zomboid but the multiplayer is so unstable, disconnects and desyncs really kill the mood fr

oblique spire
#

Where have you started, and are you setting any challenge for yourself? @robust cove

maiden lance
#

getting disconnected/crashed next to a zombie horde kekcry

robust cove
#

this guy only plays multiplayer tomfoolery

robust cove
maiden lance
#

best fun I had when it works

oblique spire
robust cove
robust cove
maiden lance
#

play in a server across the ocean and say that again

oblique spire
robust cove
#

it's winter, more zombies, no power no water

oblique spire
#

Works fine

robust cove
#

and some other stuff I think

oblique spire
oblique spire
#

I may have to give it a go

pastel quartz
#

CDDA CHADS SPOTTED

oblique spire
#

I've downloaded Cyrogenic winter

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Starts in winter and the hard mode goes down to like -130 celcius

robust cove
oblique spire
#

Easy is still like -60

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No power no water would be.... interesting though

robust cove
#

yep, altho I think there's still the standing water, you know the amount that's still there after everything goes out

oblique spire
#

yeah

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Also

#

please tell me you have the cassette tapes mods

pastel quartz
#

man, i miss the old cdda discord with the hazardous waste sarkophagus channel, they had some really good memes and like no mods

oblique spire
#

Music for the end of the world and all that

robust cove
oblique spire
#

you better

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Also you better have car mods

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and brita's weapon + armor pack

oblique spire
#

If this mf doesnt have any car mods or britas packs

#

then

#

ima be upset

oblique spire
#

Most definitely

wicked oasis
midnight tree
oblique spire
pastel quartz
oblique spire
#

Lmao

wicked oasis
#

thats one way of getting your ass eaten

oblique spire
#

Clothing, britas packs, and any vehicle mods you want, and the cassette tapes mods are must haves

#

I cant imagine PZ without it

#

Where do you usually spawn Ted?

wicked oasis
#

project zomboid try not to mod the game after 2 hours of playing (impossible)

oblique spire
#

I usually go Rosewood

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as there is a surplus store not far

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And a good base location not far either

robust cove
#

I am fully going into the Louisville CDDA hehe

oblique spire
#

I usually go the one just to the left of the rosewood exit on the main road

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Like the main main road

quartz ridge
oblique spire
#

Like a kilometer or so down the road theres a turn off which has a nice ass house

#

easy to defend

quartz ridge
#

I got sent down the rabbit hole because my friend wanted to play MP with me

oblique spire
#

I wanna go to louisville but... Sprinters... dread

#

I actually fucking despise them

quartz ridge
#

West point is a nice place tbh

oblique spire
#

Know why?

#

I always end up with juggernaut gear

quartz ridge
#

Hate and love fences

robust cove
#

I'm thinking of doing a custom spawn challange, you start in one of the backrooms of the (idk remember the name) nightclub, I'll figure out how to make it more interesting (probably start as a stripper kekw )

oblique spire
#

and uh

#

its particularly hard to run in all that gear