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ramadan ended like 1,5 months ago what the hell spotify

ITS FUCKING FOOD RECIPES
get a ken tattoo and complete the set

low blow
it's RNG what i get, it's from yogurts
like gacha
i should really listen to this food recipe on spotify
idk if ken is even in the pull
pear
gruszka kurwa?
Hi ledy
What the hell?
waht the devil?
What the scurvy?
i think oppenheimer was mentally challenged
Probably
wah mr president my japanese griller 9000 just gilled some a whole japanese town
2 towns
le bomb i built, le killed people?
Actually retarded
Oh no, I built weapon of mass destruction and they used it for mass destruction. . .
i love how the president called him a fucking cretin
gruszek idk
Moral of the story: Small and flat chests 👌
im so rich
Oppenheimer
he a bitch
its midday, where is that fuckin italian
he's eating pizza
Same
the entirety of brainfart
im already here
aw bless my neighbour baked me a cake
just knocked on the fence and give me a chocolate cake
and a cupcake shes a chad
Hi …..
Hello gamer
Also wide hips and thicc thighs
big booba is non negotiable
I forgot this was a thing..
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Jimmy The Junkie from the Australian TV show Housos and Dumb Criminals takes on the Vanilla Ice classic Ice Ice Baby.
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somewhere somewhere in da far discord server
oomfie help
idk if i'll use any of them alter on
since im having shitty start and i can't used alt cuz mihoyo is gei pinpoint every account link
feqin dicks
and for now there wasnt a fight i couldnt win
Good ta see ya Alex.
Neuron activation
zakussy
🥵
Yarrr! What be the 'fore cast today?
i love rum
True as the kraken in the seas
EWWW I GOT A BOY AS A 5STAR ;/
WAAAAAA AND ITS CRIT BASED
HMmmmm wats his name?
idk dont remember
dafeq check it on character u said u got 5 star boy
yangqing
its the last roll
im suppose dto ;c
can you help, his ulti stacks with crit rate, oen of the cards give crit rate, the other one gives overall dmg, which oen is better
????
there are cards for the characters, right?
yea yea i thought u mean't somethin
it's too early to think what cards u need to put on character
can't tell
one of them gives 24% default dmg and skill dmg
the other one gives 12% crit rate
the skill stacks with crit dmg and crit rate, is crit gonan be better on- wamp
waaaaaa
you could ask someone else plays hsr i already quit the game cuz tired
there he fuckin is, goddamn italian made me wait all day
@grizzled meadow loves these
Crybaby
its cringing me out
i will try to count they amount of times they have went waa
please dont i do not want a reason to headbutt a rusty nail into my eye
@grizzled meadow bro you gotta pin this one
its legendary
wolf as a pet
the absolute sync of every single heavy killbinding at once got me
interesting
Hi Voltaire Hi Kuroki
13 waa with two A's, 6 with three A's, 9 with four, 7 with five, 8 with six, 5 with seven, 1 with eight, 1 with nine, 2 with ten, 2 with eleven, 3 with twelve, there are no more, so in total that is i think 57
time for me to have a a anyeruism
Tldr the answer is 57
i read it
me mrs has one of them octopus things lmao
Cool
when she ignores me she talks through that
uu sound like 40
you sound like you cant even take a asprin without parental permission
That moment when having someone that loves you makes you old, apparently
thankssss
no its not about that aprt
projecting
You need parental permission to buy aspirin?
Hi Alex
idfk we dont have asprin here 
please help me make a team
we have paracetamol
58 now
its shit like
What team?
Team retard?
in some dogshit game :c
the flash
You make the team not me
but i cant makke a choice
somebody needs to pick for me
Who am I your fucking brother that you go to when you don't know what to do?
yes
aspirin literally sold everywhere
Look on Google you gooftard
google doesnt make choices for me
ive never seen it here / its very uncommon
Idk go on reddit
yeah no we take paracetamol usually
wahh fuck u
59
maja waahh complilation
boost it to 94
107
21 wahhs a month 
probably add like, 5-8 more and thats the real number, since the others are specific enough that i cant find them
WAGHHHHHH
maja has been here for almost 7 months, so that ~107 waahhs since joining
YA GITZ
SEND IN THA ROK
no seriously wdym with waah
how many times maja has said some variant of waa
thats what we were counting
I count 15
me and the boys after our 11th double vodks
there are waa with more a's
and there are some with h at the end
so the number is ~107
i love you guys too
commie...
🖤
fuck discords search engine is retarderooo
can't even use regex
wanna go to the gulag 
yeah, i had to check manually bro, had to incrementally increase the a's by 1
the "waa" finder
never said we didnt love ya you daft sod just the waa is funny 
me
its schizo time
wee
are discord devs actual zoomer trash?
possibly
like flat earthers but worse than that
furries mostly
coked up too, looks like
tbf thats pretty based
like have you seen the fuckin discord loading screens?
,, hi! dyscord was suppsoed to be anmed wyvern ''
what
thats discords tip in loading screen

discord loading screens are 1 step away from saying shit like "uwu we awe so sowwie fow it takim so wong, howo can we apowogize
(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)"
that level of furry
look pastry
Proactive bullying
how is it bullying 
Tesco beer
tesco do some decent beer aswell
still tastes like cat piss like but what beer doesnt
Atleast it's not budlight
no more dog
That shit tastes like watered down cat piss
rip dog
Don't know how people drink that
how do you know?
most lagers do
Atleast my favorite cat piss isn't watered down
the best one ive had was some belgian stuff
cat piss enjoyer 
Drank it

18% beer?
yeah
Jesus the strongest one I've had was 12%
its called OJ or something like that
OJ Simpson?
fortified?

bro does not know how to divide
that cat looks like me
He's a pussy
Instead of having black wall get black cat instead
He doesn't understand 1st grade math
He doesn't understand that if you go too fast you can't turn properly
And so he has crashed on multiple occasions
Stupid void
He doesn't know how economy works
i dont either
He can't drink Tesco beer
He is very murderous doe
i cant either
Piss boy
I love him, the first time he saw a different cat he tried to kill it
I was so proud of him
Little pee pee man
can you stop degrading me
Yeah bro, stop, Maja is into that
That changes things
In stopping immediately
thanks
you'll like this one (my desktop background btw)
i see we’ve entered harass maja hours part 40005000
It is very fun
You should try it sometime
AMAZING
Gatito
Did you see the meme falco
is this house on a mountain
Yes
Good boy, now watch emesis blue
@grizzled meadow Thoughts on this naked man?
At this point I'm considering making one of those dance memes but then it cuts off and it's just the entirety of emesis blue
kekw
Just to make you fucking watch it
🤝
As you can see the bar is red, I really did watch some of it
heeeeeheeee
Autism creature
the edges
are white
Mf trying to watch a movie like it's an episodic series, sit down and watch it entirely like a normal man you attention deficit Sicilian
it's a screenshot of my desktop
so yeah, messed up a little with the cropping
wa
i fucked up too on the top
Bruh who took that pic, slender man?
well fuck i dont have a wallpaper anymore
not a bad choice of a desktop background
What kinda fuckin "serial killer watches home from distance" pic
black desktop gang unite
i made it
I use the windows XP wallpaper
now heres a desktop pic with some chest hair
congrats you arent getting cucked this year
you are what you eat/drink and all that
nothing
eventually, yeah
i dont know how im alive either
@narrow lotus
sorry
no problem but ye they are literally talking about a meme party made here called AUR ( it means GOLD )
how the fk am I supposed to know
and yeah its full of pro russian propagandists and retards
I dont know romani
its fine
Ultra siesta
fiesta
fiesta

p!translate en vamonos de fiesta a factory
vamonos de fiesta a factory
Let's party at the factory
a lot
when will it finally end
My childhood was amazing. I did not have a lot of friends tho. But on the upside, I always had the best grades in class and even passed the penis inspection day every time it came up after gym class
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Иди нахуи ❤️
с удовольствием 🤝
fake, germans understand most nordics (and think they sound like retards) English is also a devil language)
I can also speak russian but i can't read it cuz i never learned the Slav runes 
I know the slav runes but I can't speak russian 
im learning russian atm
dead language 
be a chad and learn old norse
thats about it
calling someone a krankenwagen or butterstollen is peak insult
"gimpy little gizzard" is prob my fave british insult 
Schweinehund is peak
muppet is also a real hard hitter
cant forget saussage
DINGUS
someone called me a saussage drunk like a week ago i just laughed at them 

I didn't see the flags in the background, it gives the meme a political connotation.
gone political
unicorn!!!!!!!
Ukraine, Russia, Bulgaria and Turkey
very political
Then there's the Arabs who can't understand eachother speaking the "same" language
Goes to show how shit the language is

Moroccan Arabic may as well be a different language than, say, Yemeni
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people in my class do this sort of shit
what does spedzanie czasu w pokorze mean
wtf is even pokora
where do you go to school, the dick sucking academy?

kurwa nie wiem co to jest pokora
no i go to a polish school
same thing
i mean that's basically the same thing
@pastel quartz where in poland is nice?
nowhere
im doin a trip with my mates, meetin one in germany, then poland then romania then goin amsterdam
im from śląsk i only left this shithole like 5 times
wa
and 4 of those times were other countries
morskie oko is the only thing that isnt terrible
UK (yea i know UK icky),germany,netherlands and croatia
tbf the uk is find if you live there haha
work might send me to London eventually 
RIP my brother
once people know you live there you get left alone really
omgg i want a gun
ah you from uk aswell?
they're gonna find your body with 28 stab wounds
No I'm an amerifat

work just opened an office in London
where in london
central London
i went to UK before i knew how to speak english
if its city of london?
yeah, Mayfair area
fucking hell soho 
Hi Motoko
office needed to be near our clients, all the private equity firms, banks ,etc.
Hiii
never heard a eurpean say that racism is bad
god, ur younger than me and you already did more than me probably in 2 years of ur life
only americans
uk is basically built on it 
i hate brooklyn people, respectfully
and it's still shite
They were supposed to send some people to man the UK office from our US headquarters, but then the economy exploded
so now that's been on indefinite pause
i hate a lot of states
i like some americans
if i ever move to america then im gonna avoid those some states
i hate the obnoxious ones
no i dont hate states
I hate people, unrespectfully
most of my best buddies are americans
i just hate the people that are born in like, these unga bunga places
Man i'm a terrible driver - Nissan Altima: how terrible?
where are you from
wdym where im from
where are you from
inida

also BMW
true
but they have something to lose
Nissan Altima drivers are at the fucking limit
an expensive car?
yeah
(most of the time)
toyota prius
Prius isn't fast enough to cause that much damage
they are actually quite nice tbf
the new one is great
Altimas are fucking t r a s h
can confirm
especially with automatics
albanian drug dealers when they see a black BMW with 1000000000000000000000000000000000km on it
whats that thing u push with shoe called
thats why atlimas are trash,
i had a 2l 2013 prius as my first car it was nice
those transmissions break alot
(they bought it from a german car salesman)
entry level banker when they see a lease on a base level Mercedes C class
im prov bout get a civic type r
the prius is a good car if bought with few km and relatively new
if u buy a 20 year old prius, good luck
de3lete that
@fading shuttle HEHEHEHEHEH
AWWW
WHY DELETE IT MAN
it was funny to us bulgarians
irrc civics are different in us then uk
maybe
the mods dont like it
cringe
true
I want that new Integra Type R
uk civic
but its gonna be expensive
ahh nice nice
if im supposed to place 6 feet in between we need 3 humasn between us
i have a mk1 golf im restoring atm
My first car was a 2000 Isuzu Trooper
that thing was the thirstiest car I've ever driven
got like 12 miles per gallon
with a 4L V6
what the fuck is a gallon
speak english u donkey
funny measurement
ooo i might get a subaru impreza
isnt petrol cheap as fuck in us tho?
at the time it was expensive
I don't know how to convert prices...
right now gas in my area is like, $3.80 per gallon or so
1 gallon is 3.8 liters
and turn it into white diseal
diesel is way more expensive than gas in the U.S. generally
veg oil is cheaper than diesel here 
give or taje
so yes, I 'd say gas its still cheap in the U.S. generally speaking
unless you live in like, California
then its not that much cheaper
one thing i never understood
You can't have a proper car in California
is it true you all drive everywhere
even like 5 mins down the road
it depends where yo u live
Outside of cities with actual good public transportation, people will drive
yes
some places don't really have sidewalks
so its not reasonable to walk even if you wanted to
i mean we have them
we just walk on edge of road
a lot of U.S. cities' infrastructure is incredibly pedestrian hostile
yeah but are you walking next to people driving 60mph
100kmh
within a few feet of you
tragic really
thats main road / bordering highway speed
yeah, there are a lot of major roads in and around cities with 55mph speed limits
people live near them, its very difficult to just walk somewhere because of how its laid out
all residential places here are limited to 30, near schools its 20 and on some main roads you can get to 40
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this is a very good example of what I mean
Chevettes are cool (oh and i need a song title for that one)
i dont think ivr seen 50 mph anywhere apart from minimum speed limit
yes some roads here have a minimum

Like, Houston is one of the worse examples in the U.S. because its one massive parking lot
but, in my case
I live near Washington D.C., I can take a bus to the train station and go anywhere in the city without a car
and many do
so it really varies drastically geographically in the U.S.
wait, isn't public transportation like the worst thing to use if you are a white guy in the US ?
I only hear horror storys from the americans i know
No, that's just an overblown myth
🤔
People think people acting crazy on the subway in New York is how everything is
the issue isn't public transportation being unsafe, its just the fact that it doesn't exist in many cities
or if it does, its services are limited and not super useful
and even in New York its overblown
There are cities that just generally aren't safe - the big ones being Saint Louis and New Orleans
what game
BattleBit Remastered
lost opportunity to call it BattleBite for a remaster 
ooh that game that you can play when the stars aligns
sunday is the day of god
Well i lived in different big euro citys and i just can't imagine to live in a even more "divers" place.
Berlin for example is like full with no go zones and i had to ,for example, smash a glass bottle on a dude to protect myself and the girl i was with once.
many such cases
uh huh...
me
lmao
Wow you just gonna leave my boys Chicago and Detroit hanging like that? Not cool
Chicago has shitty areas, but Detroit is getting gentrified
Y'all really got no idea what a no go zone is
srsly, if you are with a girl, the chances to get mugged are like trippled, you are a easy target then
No go zones to Europoors is like "oh no, I saw more than 2 brown people, i'm surrounded, mein got! Sacre blue!"
yes, that's already bad
lol
bruh?
why do you have that?
just type in boob morning in gif search
no
no
misallah
it was too fast
No
I know those and i avoid them but that shit doesn't stay in the zone.
Another successful day of WT grinding in my F-5C done, I now require sleep. Gn brainfart
gud nite
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if you tried the "smash bottle" trick in some gang territories here you'd get your face chewed off by a pack of attack dogs
yes and that's why i avoid those in the first place and hope that there is no spill over from such places, I really want to have my peace
Nightynight brainfart
♻️ but still a classic
See now I'm meant to go to bed BUT Dark Beach is just too much of a banger
jumping scare
Omfg I had a crazy dream
no way, do tell
I somehow managed to awaken time travel powers? But it also messed with dimensions? So I went back in time to warn my mother on some mistakes to try and make our lives better and such but somehow fucked up the timeline and weird things happened, I had a small mental breakdown as I couldn't control them well, it was crazy
wtf
cool stuff
You alright ?
thats not crazy
Tell us about your dreams Thomas
Amazing
im surprised that america hasn't done that before us
they've done waaaay worse
i know
everybody knows
im not surprised if there's gonna be a full on civil war
fornite
Poland moment
normally it would be an america moment
americans would rather throw cars off cliffs to celebrate the 4th of july
(I wish i was joking)
hry all
hello
mushy mushy
Shit i dodged a bullet
how?
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he left?
@heady crow
I've said something against the rules lol
Something against lgbt
ah
Samir you will break the car
beat whoever owns this car with a bat - this is an express call for violence
Man today's generation is too soft u know
Depends
you might like this one
🤫
oh noo, I can't spread my hatred around without social consequences
yeah, truly everyone else got too soft
da
This is what happens when everyone takes opinions too srsly lol
I love those MGS2 edits, the original codec calls in that game where already based AF
you wouldn't go to a public square and start calling people slurs, why should you do it in online spaces shared publicly? 
gauge your audience and you won't have problems with le censorship
Bring back the time when everyone didnt give a fuck
nobody gives a fuck if you do it in the right place
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Like here
you need to find a space that accepts that kind of humour... it exists
yeah, on discord...
that is true
i actually found one that likes my retarded sense of humor
this isn't a free speech forum, it's mainly a info source for a modpack so why would you compromise the entire server with edgy shit that goes against tos 
Finding this place would be nearly impossible
No?
Then tough luck for you
Very good stuff
idk what IRC is but a lot of people on vrchat are weird so you can easily find a group of weirdos like you
Femboy rating
Usable dick length.
Same thing
Is that the secret? They become femboys because their dick length is just that pathetic so this is the only way to get laid for them?
most of the time no
Maybe
(speaking from experience)
sigh
Yo
hi brunooo dont leave us
Bruh who delete the chat
Idk im still here
I was in the midle of the paragraph
The longer, the higher the femboy rating.
Wide weirdge then
There is also only soooo much edgy/political/based stuff you can post before it get's boring.
If you have a solid group of friends you will also have waaaaay less of a reason to post and seek out such stuff.
The mentioned type of posting is a cope-ing/venting mechanism for people that suffer from not being around based people enough in my book
Oh and you can't "redpill" people, they either get it or not.
You can only be a based guy that people can depend on and say a few based things here and there to give people the "permission" to be more based
Oh and if you are based, people will sense it
It really is more about making jokes and people getting them 🤷♂️
I just come here to tell people to get a job
also true
This is me
everything good?
But instead of having a job i have studies
That's fine
Fuck I can't sleep
People who do nothing and vegetate off of their parents are the weird ones
@clear prism I need you to no balls me surely
I love being retired 
Sleep or no balls
🇧 🇪 🇹
I love beeing retarded 
(It is his MK Ultra activation code)
I hope that's fun for you
I know way too many people like that, unfortunatley being related to them
never done a days work and have the audacity to judge me when i go uni and work graveyard shift 5 nights a week 
he just like me fr fr 
hello bread
Hey-ho Hydro
hry
old retired boomers be like
bread 🍞
The worst type of leeches
bread 🍞
them stair lifts are actually amazing
my nan has one and spend a hour on it its like a rollercoaster 
Yeah, basically this, it's weird to be friends with some people like that, especially when I had to start working fairly early to keep my family from living under a bridge
@devout night thailand is the perfect country for u
glad to hear mate, and yeah im alright just telling airline customer support to suck my left nut coz they keep sending me spam emails
why do you say that 

Cus u like femboy
Yeah
its also them kind of leeches that borrow money give it back just to borrow it again a few days after

Sometimes its hard to tell if its a dude or a chick
Yeah, I've stopped lending money to anyone, after never getting it back from some "friends"
russian roulette thailand edition
Real
Well, that's their job 
will you clap or will you get clapped who knows come to thailand
slogan for thailand
New season pass will include chinese lady boys and mortar events
I still have no idea how people find them appealing 😂
its the worst, the thing is in that situation your money will never be yours truly
Gouda night
i am sorry where are these discussions going?
literally take a shower
man made horrors
✅ Successfully muted the user for 2 days 
Anyone else having open opinions nobody asked for?
Who got muted
Friendly fire
Ill get lifetime jail
and ive just realised why this channel is called brianfart, people type before thinking 
brain* 
I will keep my opinions to myself, they are mine and I own them
Kill him.
I think that tomatoes should belong to vegetables
but on a real one
cheese is fuckin disgusting on its own
it tastes like arse i dont know how mfs can just chomp into it like a apple
it's made out of flavourcrystals how can cheese be disgusting
I guess u never tried other kinds of cheese then american cheese
we talking about cheese?
What about thighs
quality discussion
i refuse to think u tried Feta cheese and u dont like it
right here
thats just DLC 
i dont like cheese on its own 
your taste sucks

well im sure cheese doesnt like you either
wait, so you don't just eat a ball of mozarella as a snack?
Have u tried gouda?
yes
nahh you gotta leave it buried for 3 months
Mozarella is tasteless it doesnt have any flavor
intensifies the flavour profile
i never get why they say that about like vodka
it does have a taste
don't insult my mozarella
alcohol
speaking of vodka im starting to do my own 
chocolate orange vodka is boss
Well maybe bcs i tried mozarella after i got corona bcs i lost my sense of taste
oh my god i just realised drunk stalker would be fun
Christ almighty
i just shot a mercenary in the head and IMIDIETLY got mauled by a chimera
Me 
not even a fucking second after
i think that hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries
Stalker moment
this is one of the moments of all time
This is why you carry an axe with you at all times
the chimera sneaked up on me
Have to always be on guard, my guy
So called "Environmentalists" are fucking stupid
@fading shuttle
Nobody cares that nuclear is the cleanest energy. Only thought in they head is nuclear = Chernobyl = bad
give germany to poland
As I said, fucking stupid
we will use the land better (im fucking lying)
didn't they just close ALL of their nuclear power plants
Yeah. Meanwhile France is keeping their nuclear power plants
and poland thinking about building some
Hello chat your fellow furry here
It’s really a mystery why so many big oil corporations are endorsing green energy HMMMMMM






