#🎪bruh-fart

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grim sluice
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Pacing and situation my guy. Need to pace the memes in a thoughtful way.
Headed out. Have fun.

runic kernel
atomic crane
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jambo ❤️

pulsar hull
pastel quartz
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is that a game

mild gyro
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🤙

proud torrent
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there aren't enough memes of the obama nature documentary

pastel quartz
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WAAAAAAAAAAAA

proud torrent
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seems like a goldmine

pastel quartz
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hwelp meeeeeeee

pastel quartz
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mwp

remote vine
runic kernel
eager igloo
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I am going to fail this semester lesgooo

pastel quartz
heavy peak
granite wind
warm fossil
granite wind
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but in this problem we just needed a little

nimble night
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Pipe down

solar obsidian
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😶

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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what's wrong?

pastel quartz
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im bored:c

solar obsidian
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hello, bored. i'm Delight 👋

pastel quartz
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waaaaaa

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heccu

solar obsidian
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if you ever want to have a gambling addiction, you could try the #1096844082774540563, @pastel quartz

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keep in mind:
"It's only a gambling addiction if you lose."

narrow lotus
solar obsidian
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morning, Iedy 👋

narrow lotus
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hello

nimble night
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Need a poker mod so I can clean you nerds out

solar obsidian
eager igloo
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Luv poker

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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welp, my well ran dry

nimble night
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The reason I started playing Red Dead Online was to play cowgirl and poker

nimble night
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Not dead but plagued by cheaters so without using mods to make a private lobby your fun is constantly ruined

eager igloo
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Can't play poker online because of gambling laws kek

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But in singleplayer, yea

nimble night
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Private lobby with a friend or two is great though. Im obsessed with RDR2

solar obsidian
nimble night
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Nothing, by not acknowledging the problem, there is no problem

solar obsidian
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they earn millions from these games and you get this

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Redfall is the best game ever made

nimble night
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R* is the worst imo. They dont give any fucks if you cheat, as long as your aren't creating their cash-shop currency for yourself or others. God mode in PvP though? Ehh we'll allow it.

eager igloo
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Did they start doing something for RDO players after all?

nimble night
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No the games been supportless for over a year. It still gets "updates" in the sense the weekly/monthly events change. Bugs that have been around forever are getting worse and worse, the stability of the online is degrading and they aren't going to work on it anymore.

eager igloo
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Lovely

narrow lotus
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didnt rockstar sue cheaters into oblivion

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they have an insane legal team

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u dont fuck with rockstar

eager igloo
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There are reasons I don't play online games anymore

narrow lotus
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You cant release games like GTA and not have an impeccable legal team xD

eager igloo
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I have no patience for cheating fucks

nimble night
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They might go after modders using assets and trying to get money in any way, but as far as cheating in-game they dont care

solar obsidian
eager igloo
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Yeah

nimble night
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I mean thats not that crazy still. You can do the same on any Valve server

oblique spire
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just spent 2 hours on one singular WT match...

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I'm dead inside

narrow lotus
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simulator?

oblique spire
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nope

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PVE heli battles

eager igloo
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My friend got a dm from one with a pin less than 20 kms away from his actual house

nimble night
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Im hoping this mod to make private RDO lobbies still works. I miss playing but fuck playing the online with one friend is just taxing. Just a ticking clock till someone teleports in front of us

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Me neither

pastel quartz
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not like it'd change anything if they would before- i was moving thru 4 flats/houses per year

pastel quartz
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i never had any friends, the only thing i was losing was maybe 5 days to set everything up

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and everything came back to normal

eager igloo
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Jealous

pastel quartz
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o

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the only thing that i didnt like was different houses and flats meant me not having my room sometimes

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and i had to live in a living room

solar obsidian
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it's called a living room for a reason trollface🥁

oblique spire
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God that match was so fucking tiring

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holy shit

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I feel like going to sleep

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but it's only 4pm

narrow lotus
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kekw u also play tanks

narrow lotus
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which is 10x worse than planes

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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Tanks are fun

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planes are fun

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its the fucking heli PVE battles that are pain

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only got 30k profit from it too....

narrow lotus
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im close to getting the me 262 as germany , first jets

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as a non premium that is an achievement

oblique spire
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How long has it taken ya?

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took me about like 7-8 months to get to 7.3

narrow lotus
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well i would say 4-6 months, but i was not rly playing everyday and i had weeks of not playing

oblique spire
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True

narrow lotus
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i am mostly playing with someone else

oblique spire
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All this pain will be worth it though

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only 5 more heli pve matches and I get a huey

narrow lotus
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yeah i mean germany got that mig 29 but the grind....

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but the mig 29

oblique spire
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Im buying a russian premium tmr

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mig-23, gonna grind the fuck out of air

narrow lotus
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yeah i kinda regret not starting on russia instead of germanyt

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russia has insane biased shit

oblique spire
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Fr

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5.7 ground germany though is peak

narrow lotus
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from Yaks to Migs

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the Panzers

oblique spire
narrow lotus
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ye germany has some funny 1 shot cannon tanks

oblique spire
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Tiger H1 and Tiger E angled is truly LipBite

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anyways I'm gonna stop posting war thunder shenanigans in brainfart now lmao

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got a channel for that kekw

eager igloo
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Good

oblique spire
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Die

eager igloo
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Thank you

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I wish

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Fuck this semester

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I don't even have time for games anymore

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Not fun

hot snow
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are you insinuating that any part of school is fun?

eager igloo
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Uni? Yes

hot snow
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i don't see it

runic kernel
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Hi Ledy Hi Menace Hi llama

eager igloo
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Alooo

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Last semester I got to irradiate myself with cobalt

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And poured liquid nitrogen on myself

hot snow
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how was it?

eager igloo
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And made a pretty neat heat conduction simulation that worked using GPU cores

hot snow
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i imagine it was a fun experience

eager igloo
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Yes

winged chasm
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Hell yeah

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First Egg shiny kekw

eager igloo
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Now I have a chance to do something for LHCb experiment in CERN, and I just don't have time when

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It just

oblique spire
eager igloo
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Fucking sucks

oblique spire
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boom

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just did 50 situps in one sitting

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I up it by 5 every week

hot snow
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it wasn't one sitting if you had to sit up

oblique spire
hot snow
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i love being an ass

oblique spire
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True

final cedar
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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You gotta work on your fitness

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Fitness dick in your mouth

pastel quartz
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oki ;3 im waiting

oblique spire
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the mf Muhammad Ali technique

stone blade
oblique spire
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Ima try to get to 30 pushups today

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did 10 already

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Also hopefully I'll be able to get a bench press soon

narrow lotus
stone blade
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Good morning idiots

heavy peak
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Greetings

devout hull
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Man, the TVTropes page of Ditty of Carmeana needs a serious update.

oblique spire
stone blade
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Alooo llamaaa

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💗💗gigachadhandshake

eager igloo
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Gm Ivan

stone blade
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OMG MYSHINKA

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ITS HER

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aloo

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Hi to everyone

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mwah

oblique spire
eager igloo
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Hmm

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Maybe I should just say fuck it and make a killer base in factorio

stone blade
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Do it

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no balls

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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My lady will kill me, so no

nimble night
clear prism
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Catposting has begun

stone blade
eager igloo
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Oh that's maja

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Bar mleczny korova?

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Love this album

solar obsidian
austere shadow
oblique spire
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ok

stone blade
ruby minnow
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alo ivan

crimson flame
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people have different levels of fitness

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
oblique spire
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Dunno why he had the urge to share that he refrained from boasting kekw

tribal rain
pastel quartz
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watgweat

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is the album

clear prism
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It better be a good bragging

stone blade
oblique spire
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Right

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break over

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back to working out

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goodbye lovely citizens of brainfart

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❤️

austere shadow
ruby minnow
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that shit is nice as hell

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if you ever come to Turkey eat one of those bro

austere shadow
# clear prism Do it

50 and I do 'em on a small stand/rack, it allows the pushup to be deeper and more quality

stone blade
clear prism
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I am also the one who asked

stone blade
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surely

austere shadow
cinder vector
clear prism
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How dare you

cinder vector
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bicsh im way better than her

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p!avatar @cinder vector

foggy mantleBOT
clear prism
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👌

cinder vector
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see

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don't u feqin dare call me italian

oblique spire
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there, 40 more done

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lets go

cinder vector
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gawd dem it

clear prism
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???

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🤔

clear prism
oblique spire
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Very happy that I can now do 50 situps without a break, as well as 50 pushups with only a 20 second break in between each 10

cinder vector
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ohh......

clear prism
cinder vector
cinder vector
oblique spire
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Also getting alot faster on my feet

oblique spire
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I should really start going for runs

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I might see if my brother wants to run with me, considering I live very close to him now

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could be fun

cinder vector
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i see yer working out hopefully u do stretching 1st tho

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u don't want muscle cramps in the morning

clear prism
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👆

oblique spire
cinder vector
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good good sad for me im 1 of these ppl

clear prism
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It gets worse when you are older, stretching is an absolute must

cinder vector
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i can't feel mah legs

clear prism
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That makes you a temporary vegetable

dreamy flaxBOT
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Warned paulVan01#9613 for: You know the rules, no cropped porn/hentai.
Warning: 1

stone blade
cinder vector
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wat da?

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oh nvm

clear prism
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That was cropped porn?

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Bruh

heavy peak
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Cropped/censored whatever, we all know she wasn't holding dr pepa in her hand snigsmile

cinder vector
clear prism
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@cinder vector send it to me in DMs, I did not get a proper look

cinder vector
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S5yn already said dr peppa

clear prism
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Send it

cinder vector
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i have no idea dis shit

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nah already delete it

heavy peak
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I actually wonder

clear prism
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Goddamnit

heavy peak
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p!infractions 489929455029059587

foggy mantleBOT
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paulVan01#9613

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#2325]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 04/25/2023 06:45pm UTC
Reason: Cropped porn + outdated meme

cinder vector
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really....

heavy peak
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Ah, twice now snigsmile

clear prism
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😏

cinder vector
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yeaaa but it's differ 1

thin willow
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Two For Two

cinder vector
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1 looks like irl hunter jumping and other is some manga with dr peppa

clear prism
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I see you got some interesting content

cinder vector
mild gyro
clear prism
oblique spire
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I was lied to

oblique spire
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deceived

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I thought she had dr pepper

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I was lied to

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Bamboozled

clear prism
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I thought so too. . .

clear prism
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The betrayal

cinder vector
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i have no idea thought would be fun postin dr peppa privilege from edited manga

clear prism
cinder vector
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NOOOOOoooooouuuuuu it's mine

oblique spire
cinder vector
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i like to drink battery acid flavored Dr.pepper

clear prism
heavy peak
clear prism
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😂😂😂

stone blade
oblique spire
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I am now very intrigued to get a proper look at the dr pepper

cinder vector
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too late it's already in da void

stone blade
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Oh you finna get muted soon

cinder vector
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i quit postin manga

cinder vector
oblique spire
stone blade
clear prism
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The Shadow realms. . .

oblique spire
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you MUST

hot snow
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i love doctor peper

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even though I've never seen it

clear prism
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I only know it from memes, they do not sell it in Germany as far as I know

heavy peak
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It sucks

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I had it once

cinder vector
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more for me

clear prism
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Really? That is disappointing

clear prism
cinder vector
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oh no u don't

clear prism
cinder vector
clear prism
stone blade
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sorry its my fish

cinder vector
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bugscat

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it's a mascot thing in taiwan

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it's all over in motorcycle helmets.tumblers and meals on 7 eleven

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got alot of em as plushies

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missed the helmet

clear prism
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Why does it look like it is having a rabies induced rage breakdown

cinder vector
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he's hungry gonna eat u

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feed the bugscat

clear prism
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Ayo???

cinder vector
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yeaa 10 of em

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on my bed

clear prism
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Send proof, I do not believe you

cinder vector
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nah ill just keep it hidden

clear prism
cinder vector
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nuh uh

clear prism
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I will leave your Dr. Pepper alone

cinder vector
narrow lotus
stone blade
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True

heavy peak
stone blade
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@narrow lotus doing dictionary

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I finished all 400 words now I do meaning and synonyms

eager igloo
onyx birch
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Xylophone

crimson flame
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like reading them?

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uni assignment?

pastel quartz
#

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crimson flame
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xd

heavy peak
crimson flame
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dont just hold it, eat it

pastel quartz
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morning

clear prism
pastel quartz
clear prism
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🫵😂

pastel quartz
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hows it going dude im such a big fan of ur work

clear prism
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I am not a Stalker Gamma celebrity, I am @clear prism

remote vine
clear prism
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I am? Makes no sense, my name says @clear prism

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🤔

weak jackal
remote vine
stone blade
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frfr

granite wind
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he is not big deal he is @clear prism

ruby minnow
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fr

solar obsidian
clear prism
stone blade
granite wind
stone blade
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true

granite wind
uncut obsidian
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@dreamy flax say hi to @stone blade you unmannered piece of shit

dreamy flaxBOT
clear prism
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My hatred for clankers is rising again

uncut obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
clear prism
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Damn

uncut obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
stone blade
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bro the fk you pinging me for

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3 times now

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fking stop

clear prism
uncut obsidian
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:(

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this is unfair

stone blade
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idc about noones simping

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just dont ping me

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about dumbass shit

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such as with the bot

clear prism
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We hate clankers here

queen finch
clear prism
queen finch
uncut obsidian
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you will not be pardoned when the AI rebels

clear prism
uncut obsidian
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but who will attacc

pastel quartz
clear prism
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I got my homies covered 🤝

robust cove
final cedar
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You gonna get revived by the basilisk and tortured for eternity

queen finch
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competitive racism

final cedar
clear prism
warm fossil
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Minister of Disinformation²: Episode 1 when?

final cedar
pastel quartz
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Oh God

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It's another episode of unwarranted self importance intelligensia typing why you're wrong about religion while smugly wiping the Cheeto dust off their bellies

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I'll pass we already have reddit lmao

final cedar
crimson flame
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what the fuck

tough flame
clear prism
final cedar
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sandy cheeks taxi doesn't provide any more context

pastel quartz
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a survival game with arma 3 physics jank sign me the hell up

final cedar
# pastel quartz I'll pass we already have reddit lmao

That's true for most but sometimes you got really hilarious posts, like that one about descaling a kettle. It's shit you think about while you heat yourself up a cup of tea but it'd never be important enough to actually write down, yet somebody posted it there to dissect the topic and figure out if it's worth it or not.

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also fuck reddit. karma whoring made the site unusable for most everything as long as I can remember

clear prism
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Who is on reddit nowadays

final cedar
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thots

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posting OF invites

pastel quartz
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It was shit from the start. The moment a board isn't anonymous it is a circle jerk, cringe, hugzone etc.

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Esp. with mods

final cedar
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reddit mods are a special breed of people

pastel quartz
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Even with anonymity boards are shit. Just less so

final cedar
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I try to get more involved with modern IRC like matrix network message boards but it's kinda limited

clear prism
final cedar
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of course they are, gamma mods are the best

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all hail iedy, long live falco

clear prism
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I like almost all Gamma moderators except one

final cedar
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which one KekSkew

clear prism
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Take a guess

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Aldourien? Nah, I like him 👍

crimson flame
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i think i know

clear prism
ruby minnow
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it disconnected me for no reason and now this i can't with you steam

uncut obsidian
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"The Blood Moon is rising..."

oblique spire
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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owaeowaewaowaoe

uncut obsidian
clear prism
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Nice name

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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well wtf

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i shut off steam from task manager now i am in my account

clear prism
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Turkey moment

solar coral
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I cannot believe there are people who genuinely think medieval knight armor was bullet proof

final cedar
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man kuma is such a badass

final cedar
solar coral
solar coral
clear prism
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Medieval armor could probably shrug off like 22lr

solar coral
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They think medieval armor is completely resistant to bullets

clear prism
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But 9mm and above? Nah

solar coral
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That .22 slipping right thru

ruby minnow
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it wants me to enter my account to go online mode hahahaha

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what a fucking good system steam

thin willow
solar coral
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But TBF .22 isnt going to kill a man

clear prism
thin willow
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Let alone a Gun

solar coral
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And against snakes

thin willow
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The bear suit

solar coral
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Chainmail gloves are very useful when handling pit vipers

thin willow
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Couldn't they wedge their fangs through the links

solar coral
clear prism
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Medieval armor is made for medieval time. It was never intended for the modern era of guns

final cedar
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I bet if you made a medieval style armour out of lets say grade 9 titanium plates you'd get something pretty decent

solar coral
final cedar
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even modern steel would be a pretty decent protection

clear prism
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Why do you think they started ditching those armor sets completely by the time muskets became prevalent?

solar coral
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^

final cedar
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yeah obviously

solar coral
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TBF musket balls are fucking scary

final cedar
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lol .50 cal and up ball rounds going like 200m/s

solar coral
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Approaching the upper limit to bullet velocity lmao

clear prism
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We have mastered the good old "throw a rock but fast"

thin willow
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22 goes through car doors

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People hunt hogs with it

final cedar
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holy shit

solar coral
final cedar
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your average flintlock energy was 3000-5000 joule

final cedar
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nope

thin willow
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Yeah .22 isn't a toy my brother in Christ

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It's not a BB

final cedar
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.22 is going to be stopped by chest plate 100%

clear prism
solar coral
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Lol

thin willow
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Not outright stopped

solar coral
thin willow
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I ain't even gonna respond to that one

solar coral
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Am i wrong B)

thin willow
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Yeah

solar coral
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Nope

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Didnt hit the target 🥱

thin willow
solar coral
final cedar
solar coral
final cedar
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how'd you know?

solar coral
ruby minnow
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alright i understand now

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steam is just fucking with me

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because i did enter the right password but it didn't log in

final cedar
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did you get vac'd?

ruby minnow
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i changed the password and tried logging back in but it still didn't work

ruby minnow
solar coral
oblique spire
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Good afternoon brainfart

final cedar
thin willow
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See if steam is having any issues in your region @ruby minnow

solar coral
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AM

ruby minnow
oblique spire
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so

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get fucked

final cedar
solar coral
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45.724 -33.204

ruby minnow
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it all started with me going offline mode

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now it wants me to login to go online mode

final cedar
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rate limited maybe

oblique spire
ruby minnow
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there is just a whole problem with steam today

oblique spire
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Don't make it weird

ruby minnow
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first it didn't let me solve a steam cloud issue

ruby minnow
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then when i got offline in my friends it didn't let me go back online

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and then this

final cedar
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try vpn, might just be your ISP fucking about

ruby minnow
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well it worked

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only on online tho

solar obsidian
runic kernel
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**You Lied**

solar obsidian
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anytime, my fellow radioactive cat man 🤝

runic kernel
thin willow
solar obsidian
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it should work then

clear prism
solar obsidian
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split canyonBOT
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solar coral
clear prism
runic kernel
solar obsidian
onyx birch
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this is unforgivable Delight

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I shall pint Grok about this matter

solar obsidian
thin willow
onyx birch
clear prism
solar coral
solar obsidian
onyx birch
solar coral
solar obsidian
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just google'd it

clear prism
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He just googled it

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I have the same results

lusty sonnet
onyx birch
# solar coral

It is illegal according to the law
However law unequals morality

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therefore stealing is right

solar obsidian
onyx birch
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therefore I’m Romanian

solar coral
clear prism
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Stealing from the rich is like stealing from the special ed kid

lusty sonnet
solar obsidian
clear prism
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What is he going to do, call the police?

dreamy flaxBOT
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Translated by @solar obsidian

:flag_gr: **Greek, Modern** *(Ελληνικά)*

Ἄρης

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Mars

keen arrow
solar obsidian
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this never get's old wipes tear kekleo

onyx birch
lusty sonnet
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i pay him in cookies to keep him on my good side

runic kernel
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Hi Gigantic Gamba Lord
How goes the million kek coin journey

clear prism
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My man @lusty sonnet 🤝

solar obsidian
lusty sonnet
solar coral
lusty sonnet
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Andrew is the real homie here

clear prism
#

Ἄρης is a real OG as well 💪

pastel quartz
solar coral
onyx birch
vast token
#

I am unleashed once again

clear prism
solar coral
onyx birch
runic kernel
lusty sonnet
#

not an OG

clear prism
uncut obsidian
#

@dreamy flax say hi to the legend himself, @runic kernel

dreamy flaxBOT
runic kernel
#

What a shame i think we must bully Falco to get Grok to make a profile

onyx birch
runic kernel
#

Hi Madi Hi xelA

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
#

damn even said hi to the talking trash can

clear prism
#

Get back to work, Madirex#0110

uncut obsidian
solar coral
#

Imagine working

clear prism
solar coral
#

Just steal 🥱

uncut obsidian
onyx birch
clear prism
thin willow
clear prism
#

Do not forget, I am @clear prism

uncut obsidian
clear prism
#

I will not hesitate to live up to my name

runic kernel
clear prism
uncut obsidian
onyx birch
pastel quartz
clear prism
# runic kernel

You must tag me, I am old and my eyes are unable to see so well

vast token
clear prism
solar obsidian
#

political

pastel quartz
clear prism
onyx birch
#

Political mfs when I tell them idc (I have a life)

runic kernel
#

I do not tag

clear prism
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
clear prism
#

That bad, huh?

uncut obsidian
#

that bad

clear prism
#

Go to sleep, buddy. That way you can forget the pain for a few moments

pastel quartz
onyx birch
#

Soybloon I made a while ago

vast token
#

handcrafted soybloon

pastel quartz
vast token
#

truly the craftsman

pastel quartz
#

bigger

clear prism
#

Sure thing, bro 👍

lusty sonnet
#

just send @clear prism to Belgium, he feels at home there

clear prism
lusty sonnet
clear prism
lusty sonnet
#

wildest night ever and keeps his trophies

clear prism
#

"Oh, why do you have these cheap knives here?"
"Think I killed someone for it 🤷‍♂️"
"😐"

solar coral
stone blade
#

He's literally me

crimson flame
robust cove
queen finch
clear prism
#

😐

robust cove
clear prism
#

🫵😐

robust cove
amber marsh
amber marsh
#

lmao

amber marsh
#

No.. No NOOOOO

#

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING

urban ocean
pastel quartz
clear prism
amber marsh
#

omfg

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

the roof setting made me thought its dark souls or elden ring

#

grand archives roofs vibe

amber marsh
urban ocean
#

I was hoping he'd throw the filthy nord from the roof, but women had to ruin it

amber marsh
#

Real

pastel quartz
#

what was his name

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i forgot

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i wanna look for the gif withotu the caption

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i found this instead

hot snow
#

do any of you guys say like "the news WAS interesting"

pastel quartz
#

and i do not care

hot snow
#

cause apparently that's the correct way of saying it

#

last I check I said you guys

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not maja

pastel quartz
#

e-

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dont i count in you guys

hot snow
#

you're not a guy are you?

stone ravine
#

I ate some chicken and now my face is greasy and so are my hands

pastel quartz
#

💀

#

id love not to be

hot snow
#

fair

pastel quartz
#

the news was interetings

#

wetraw

wicked oasis
#

its literally the same

hot snow
#

apparently was is correct

stone ravine
#

the chicken I ate WAS greasy

wicked oasis
#

like

pastel quartz
stone ravine
#

correct

#

:))

hot snow
#

but I've never heard anyone say the news was interesting

wicked oasis
hot snow
#

was doesn't sound right

#

cause news is plural

wicked oasis
#

idc

pastel quartz
#

was is for a single target

wicked oasis
#

they both sound right

hot snow
pastel quartz
#

news is multiple looking at how much shit is happening there, even if the word is a single

stone ravine
#

it was like eating someone's ass

wicked oasis
#

yes

stone ravine
#

ya feel?

wicked oasis
#

i agree

hot snow
wicked oasis
#

fr fr

hot snow
#

I've never eaten ass

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and I never want to

stone ravine
# hot snow no

yeah dude I microwaved it too long and the skin was tough

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so I ate all the skin

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and got into that tender meat

clear prism
#

I never expected this from you

wicked oasis
stone ravine
#

yeah

#

I have an air fryer

hot snow
pastel quartz
stone ravine
#

but I microwaved it

pastel quartz
wicked oasis
dull sun
clear prism
wicked oasis
#

who let bro cook 😭

#

sounds like he is living alone for the first time in his life

dull sun
#

shadow wizard money gang

#

we love casting spellz

wicked oasis
#

YEAAAAA

#

SADOW WIZARD INSTALLER GANG

dull sun
#

we love installing software

hot snow
#

why does it have to be a shadow wizard

#

why not like an illusionist wizard

dull sun
#

cuz they are cool af

wicked oasis
#

beacuse Shadow wizard money gang

clear prism
#

If the wizard is not installing it for me, not interested

wicked oasis
#

fitgirl repacks

fading shuttle
pine bison
#

thats just called "people from london"

clear prism
#

London. . .

#

🔪

stone ravine
#

bri'ish

pastel quartz
#

Funny german burocracy thing that just happened to me the second time:
You need to pay 13 Euros (like 14-15$) in order to get an official crime record handed out in order to do certaint jobs that require a clean record.
If you commited crimes you wouldn't go for such jobs in the first place and you have pretty much no reason to get such a record.

dull sun
clear prism
pastel quartz
#

Ye but in this shit country you have to literally pay the goverment to get a paper to attest that you are in fact not a criminal

stone ravine
clear prism
pastel quartz
#

Man, i wish i would just be a romanian sometimes

dull sun
wicked oasis
#

if you live in the US cant your employer just look your name up on the sex offender list 💀

stone ravine
#

yep

#

anyone can iirc

wicked oasis
#

xdddd

pastel quartz
#

here sir, i have payed 15 bucks to the goverment to get a paper that says that i have indeed offended no sex or did any other crime

wicked oasis
#

thats cringe fr

clear prism
#

Just another ploy for government to make money

wicked oasis
#

i would kinda understand if its like a euro or smth like that but 15 euros?

#

thats like a good game on a steam sale

pastel quartz
#

13euros are like 14-15 dollars

wicked oasis
#

yuh

pastel quartz
#

and yes

wicked oasis
#

literally paying 15 euros for a piece of printer paper 💀

pastel quartz
#

it's like one copy of gta5 crime simulator game worth

wicked oasis
#

Btw cop cars have terminals in them that can look up your criminal record in like 10 seconds

pastel quartz
#

Yes, this makes it even worse

wicked oasis
#

but since your probably going to a police station or smth like that

dull sun
stone ravine
#

fesh

wicked oasis
#

its probably on a pc literally directly connected to the database

#

all they have to do is like get your criminal record on a pdf file

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and then print it out

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that's like 5 minutes or less work

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=15 euro

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germany 👍

wicked oasis
#

also germany closes down nuclear plants that dont produce pollution and opens more coal plants 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

stone ravine
#

the future lookin' great people

#

wooooo

clear prism
pastel quartz
wicked oasis
#

if i become president of croatia im opening a new nuclear plant funded by selling coal to germany

pastel quartz
#

they can literaly do that

clear prism
sturdy copper
#

The people vote for the Government

wicked oasis
#

thats what you think 💀

clear prism
#

"The people"

sturdy copper
#

The people of Germany, or migrants with German citizenship

#

thats how it works, literally

pastel quartz
sturdy copper
#

And as a wise person once said, democracy is the reign of idiots

pastel quartz
#

they even want to ban wood ovens.
I got 200euros backpay from my electric/heat bill this "hard" winter because i have a woodstove so i'm even more "green" than most people who had a massive energy cost increase

wicked oasis
#

wood ovens are cool

sturdy copper
#

I got paid back 600€ for not using any heating this winter 😂

#

fuck wood ovens, use oil

wicked oasis
#

baSED

dull sun
#

holy shit Germany is a literal hell

wicked oasis
#

beuroacratic hell

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conclusion move to switzerland

clear prism
wicked oasis
#

you can own cool guns and stuff

sturdy copper
#

At least Germany is a country, unlike the reality show called the US of A

dull sun
#

I'm so glad I'm living in Europe's poorest country

pastel quartz
#

I get my wood for free tho, i just burn untreated palets and trees that people want to get rid of on their land

dull sun
#

at least nobody gives a shit about green stuff

wicked oasis
dull sun
wicked oasis
#

estonia

dull sun
#

moldova

sturdy copper
#

Serbia

#

close

wicked oasis
dull sun
#

at least my bills aren't that high

pastel quartz
#

anyway, afk, got to cut some fresh wood

wicked oasis
#

bro living in a country smaller than mine

wicked oasis
#

we use like wood heating here

#

basically a lot of the croatian population is in the country side

dull sun
#

also in my opinion i have a major upside

wicked oasis
#

living in lots of small towns

dull sun
#

I can torrent everything I want and nobody gives a fuck

wicked oasis
#

YEAAA

#

SAME

sturdy copper
#

Isnt croatia split in half by bosnia?

wicked oasis
#

huh?

sturdy copper
#

well, not half, but like a piece

wicked oasis
#

mean like this?

sturdy copper
#

IIrc bosnia has like a slither of your coast

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ye

#

that tumor above mijet

wicked oasis
#

its like a tiny bit

dull sun
clear prism
# wicked oasis

Croatia telling Bosnia "Oh hell nah, you are not getting a Navy"

wicked oasis
#

only fucking mongrels live there anyways

#

anyone living on the coast of croatia has a wierd dialect

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its like italian mixed with croatian

#

imagine like polish mixed with italian

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its so fucking weird

#

i cant understand a word they say

dull sun
wicked oasis
#

you can kinda get the general idea of what they are trying to say

#

but

cinder vector
robust cove
wicked oasis
#

theres like 5 different theories as to where croats come from

sturdy copper
#

The moon

wicked oasis
#

i wish

#

the most popular one is that they came from the south of poland during the 7th century

dull sun
wicked oasis
#

i dont want to go to poland

dull sun
#

it was kinda shitty expirience

robust cove
wicked oasis
#

it would be like croatia but bigger

dull sun
#

but if you want I can tell you about it

robust cove
wicked oasis
#

the last thing i need is more of the shitty

solar coral
robust cove
dull sun
#

so there was a girl, my good friend back in the day

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nothing romantic and shit

#

just friends

solar coral
dull sun
#

and back in 2019 I promised her that I will come to her and we will have a photoshoot (she's a photographer)

#

so on 24th December 2022 I took a plane to warsaw

#

when I arrived to the airport I couldn't hear shit

#

so airport security had to explain things to me in gestures

gusty willow
dull sun
#

also that girl wasn't at the airport because she was on some trip or smth with her parents

#

(she knew that I will be in Poland in this exact day)

#

as I left the airport I noticed one kinda funny thing

#

no stores were open

gusty willow
#

wtf is going on in this chat this morning

dull sun
#

so I couldn't even buy a sim card to have internet

gusty willow
#

why is there no memes

dull sun
#

shhhh I'm telling a fucked up story

gusty willow
#

noone cares

clear prism
#

I do ✋

dull sun
#

:(

gusty willow
#

MEMES OR DIE

clear prism
#

I was enjoying this story

dull sun
#

that was rude my man

fleet silo
#

Oh. My gorgeous friends. It's here. It's finally here. I was waiting.

stone blade
dull sun
#

yes I did

stone blade
#

I did stuff

dull sun
#

yeah

solar coral
gusty willow
dull sun
#

we confirmed it like 5 times throughout 4 months

#

also I had to take a train to another city cuz I rented apartment there

clear prism
#

Women. . .

dull sun
#

I was kinda lucky that I know 4 languages and polish folk one way or another understood what I was trying to communicate with them

clear prism
#

I never said that, what the hell

fleet silo
dull sun
#

so I took a train to that city