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horny on main is never a good idea
who did you mute
I hear flamberge and wanna double down with the german engineering of the messer
Aka. "How to have a sword without your landlord actually knowing that you have a sword"
German medieval farmers were smart people
that looks a lot like straight falchion
do you have a sword without your landlord actually knowing that you have a sword?
I wish I mean of course not I am a law obeying citizen
i mean is it even against the law to own a sword
Still I would love to have a zweihΓ€nder
Yes and no. In germany at least you are not allowed to have blades that are longer than 12 cm
that's a knife more than a sword
It doesn't say anything about dull blades that you couldcoincidentally sharpen
As long as you dont walk with it on street, you can have as many "melee weapons" as you want
IM GOOD
I mean they can't know what they can't see
I just wanna either have a zweihΓ€nder or a longsword because european sword fighting is pretty dope and german longsword fighting is cool as fuck
move to romania
They made a character in for honor that has a ton of moves from that so yeah
im Romanian and I guess romanians are gladiators or something
cause we literally allow ANY melee weapon as long as we don't carry it in public
I'm not joking
look it up
That sounds kinda dope for home defense
ruffians break into my house
Whips out the home defense halberd
Fuck "own a musket for home defense"
All my homies have medieval weapons
Or to chop wood, slam a nail into the wall
click on the blue "used mute" text
The possibilities are limitless

i love my country
banned
hm? i just mentioned @clear prism, what's wrong
thanks
this day was
truly wonderful
for reasons i cannot tell here
You don't have to tell me if you're not comfortable with it but I'm happy that today was better 
You called?
How may I provide assistance?
i can get a fucking spear right now
Hola brainfart
have you seen muted? He haven't chatted for a long time
Iβm here to gift you with an amazing Spotify playlist (in my opinion)
I recommend
Anyway how are you wonderful folk doing
Probably got merced or something π€·ββοΈ
fake uh oh
Shall he forever remain in the lands of muted splendor
Lost in the sauce
I'm doing very well. just learned I'm legally allowed to own a spear AND I can afford one
its only illegal if ur caught with it
Thatβs great to hear!
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@fading shuttle
How is everyone else
Ok I posted can now I can without any issues do this
we are in void mode
A not-Dad werk humin send us some fresh eggs, so I am tuck into a tasty late nite sna- Oh noes! Is a Grog attack!
Lil potatoes
I cut it diagonally
I'll be real
I like the cartoonish triangles
That is also totally valid tbh
I sometimes like to share mine with the caretaker at work
So I cut it in two in the case that he wants some
Valid
Man barely gets minimum pay and deserves some appreciation for cleaning after out bullshit every day
nighty night brainfart
Night night whrexxy
Good nighty whrexxy rest well

But I'm proud of this one
qt
you're very positive today
are you trying to avoid the discord police?
He just wants to spread positivity
what question
Answer it again
I'm sooo good
Hello sooo good
Thatβs great to hear
Haha youβre very funny
And I'm a @paper beacon
(He bans me all the damn time because he hates me)
Sorry for whoever I just pinged
Had to use the opportunity sorry 
epic fail
OMG @clear prism long time no see!
Haha yeah
Shit, he found out. . .
Me and banned were already getting worried, you haven't chatted in a while
i wouldn't mind
Wait where's banned
Sir, that is not how mutes work. . .
I have no idea, probably getting cigs and milk
i mean you're muted but you're still talking
so it is how they work
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i think
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The muted is taking over
we reject being muted
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I am sorry but that was too controversial. I shall bypass my mute to tell you this. Please, be more careful with your statements or you will get banned.
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Fuck
that was funny
Looks like I got sent to the shadow realm
_ _
Shit
Hi madi
How are you going

(Madirex hates me)
i love how it said muted, muted and muted
Were you there for the
(Same)
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You do not recognise the bodies in the water
on behalf of @fading shuttle he says
""
πππ
You were nuted
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Ah right
You son of a bitch. . .
he must've wanted to join the muted revolution
But he's not muted, he's @fading shuttle
What the fuck is going on
@uncut obsidian make a muted role that doesn't do anything 
muted
warned
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Hola Aussie friend
This is so sad. . .
The sheer chaos that can break out in 5 minutes is amazing me every time
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I canβt see whatβs heβs saying
welcome to the fart of brain
What are you saying
he's muted
Bruh
you wouldn't undertsand
What for
he's muted
What for
mute
Huh
It happened once before and it happened again that paradise was only one community away
Love it here
What the fuck
everyone loves it here
Dose brainfart collapse upon someone being nice
Wanna find out?
Kys now β‘οΈ
brainfart collapses every day
Iβm aware
Shut up cringy ass mother fucker
Nah
Telling jokes youβd hear from a fucjing 40 yo white single dad
That is the bit, yes
you should take a pill
This is fucking hilarious π
Fuck you, I hope your whole family has a nice Christmas
Shut yo stupid bitch ass up before I slap your dog lookin headass into outta space
Fuckin wanker
Yeah fuck you to you dumb cunt
immo get muted if you keep saying that to me
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Now this is a tone that I'm used to, feels just like home 
Shut up with your fuckin anime gif using retarded ass
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Imma go watch youtube
You guys have fun
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Youβre all wonderful people
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Man fuck you with you wannabe Misinformation lookin ass I hope you have a wonderful time you daft cunt. Better yet, I also wish your yee yee ass a wonderful night in expanse too you stupid bitch
well that was strange
don't provoke him anymore he's watching youtube
he got enough muted for a day

Who?
I said I was going to watch yt didnβt I
So why the fuck do I have a ping
Who the fuck
You know why
I did, and I liked it bitch
yea but honestly
Better gave a good one you fuck, or else 
Yeah well
Better have an absolute blast dickhead or otherwise 
Stay mad
Sounds good, fuck you, I appreciate you 
Certainly not me
The host of a cooking show dishes out some confusing feedback.
About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of cla...
Had to think of that because of minister
literally minister of information right now
i thought you were muted
must've been the wind
I might get assassinated for generating this image
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yeah we're still muted
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i guess people who get umnuted are immune
The shoes tho
only half a heel on one shoe
Ai lackin today
fucking crist
π€
that's a mega muted moment
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@pastel quartz β€οΈ
it's the aliens trying to communicate with us
i really hope this bit carries on for at least a week
it's a blessing madi
constant amusement from the muteds
It's been going on for like a month already
Since gtanil came back
I think it'll be most effective if we don't use it and sporadically just whip it out to fuck with Mwadi
how is everyone doing today
Way better than before
Next week is gonna be even better
I hope
[reasons that i should not specify in here]
Pretty good, yakuza friday is in full effect, have to push through today and then I got vacation and go to the fuckin states 
Aight

Specify it in a place where I can know as well
I too want to know the reasons
Yes, but where
I'm not in brainfart2 or whatever
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I have that vid on standby thanks to the owner of another server, who programmed his server in such a way, that I have a separate afk channel which is called "depressed rat sex dungeon"
The only thing in the sidebar chat is that video
Good morning person that exists in my phone screen
Good morning people in my head
get judgemented loser
hey I'm the berry in your head and I'm telling you to love yourself right now
Based
π
call me a founding mother
Ben Franklin
right? 
you are pushing AI past its limits
you should stop
we need a helper
I'm aim to be the reason for the AI revolution
Brently is based
true
you'll like it here I swear

Pretty big words for someone in 5 tb furry porn zip bomb range
bros mad over a @ π
Im not
only place i can now π
dms
you know damn well a soft mf like him gonna block me in dms
Welcome to hell, have a pleasant stay with the goated council of shitposting
god your so hot
Right back at ya 
stack trace:
you asked for help, and I helped you being #1
that isnt help you goob
you got me using push to talk in a vc now
push and talk
I'm gonna send Jesus after you, he won't refrain from punching a child
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY HE THREW HANDS LIKE A MF 
I just discovered something and I will go to hell for laughing
Like
Damn
what
Wanted to ping ivan on a cat vid
Typed "@ Ivan" and saw this one dude right below
(no one saw that)
And the pfps made me laugh so hard. Man I feel bad
who's pfp?
@alpine sun ?
It has no right to be this funny and I hate myself for laughing
P!avatar 184534564637507584

good episode
FUCK 
Patrick Lennon
No target was found...

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perfect
I want his glasses
Another round in the shotgun tube for every mf who breaks spaghetti
It's a war crime
seeing these codecs and container mixed together makes me wanna vomit
At 60+ gigabytes
Quick reminder
Tonight
Track 79
Uh yeah the song and all that good stuff not made by me all I wanted was to see the two lads dance while listening to this jam. Don't hurt me Sega I love you
To anyone that gets muted on Friday
NOT MAJIMA NOOOOO
then always look for ProRes 4444 in a proper .mov container 
Noted
Hey, do you guys have time outs enabled on this server
Because if yes, time me out for 24 hours please

does a timed ban remove posts?
I humbly request a 24 hour mute, please
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Successfully muted the user for 1 day 
we can chose to delete on the ban command, i dont think it auto-deletes
but i think you also lose roles etc
For all Tarkov gamers out there, here's a treat
POV: One second after you spawn in on Reserve
is the muted virus over?
nope
we just sorts
got muted
and then we pretended to be muted by saying
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Ladies and gentlemen I don't care if this is a repost you all deserve a bit of this
man all o can think about when I hear the word virus is l4d2
love that game
Love you all, awesome goated lads
i love you too piss gamer man

star rail was very fun, I super powered the child into godhood and now she's op
i'm scared
my face looks like I'm about to rape someone
take it back to hell
i don't want people to see my pfp and think of that
dr robotnic learning about ringmuscles
do the filter thing on your pfp heavy lifter man
i love discord mobile
takes a whole minute to load an image
and because you're like 13 years old
nah
Btw idk how you all feel about payday 2 but that game fucking entertains me every time I boot it up
They brought the KAC ChainSAW into the game as of yesterday and you can conceal that bitch
from what I've seen and heard it's pretty much left for dead but the zombies have guns and you're robbing
so id like it
Payday 2 goes extremely hard
10/medic bag
fr
If you look over the stupendous amounts of dlcs that the game has it is bottomless fun
I've been playing it for years and I still don't find an end
Modding tops it all of to turn the game into a meme shitfest or your tactical wet dream
Me
But heisting in general is fun, I love movies like HEAT so I fell immediately in love with it
wait you can make it a tactical wet dream?
what does that mean?
Viewmodel changes, own guns, rebalances, there is a fuckton of changes that you can make with mods
interesting
what engine payday running on?
Multiplayer is another thing at that point because you will be flagged as a "cheater" but it doesn't hinder you in any way, it's just a warning for other players that you heavily modified the game
Diesel engine, a race game engine 
I shit you not
And the driving in the game is horrendous, yet all the shooting mechanics are completely fine and fun
It just goes hard
oh damn, based swedes
a race game engine that has been mutilated into doing exactly what it was never meant to do
Itβs because thatβs what it was made for
soooo, you like kissing boys?
So you are a boy kisser?
YOU SNITCH!
I will sell your organs
i do
No balls
don't call me a snitch
I have those yes
But yeah don't recommend getting it without it being in sale, waaaaay too expensive. But if payday is on sale grab it, fuckin blast of a coop shooter
Im messing with ya! But dont call the mods because we will be doomed
coop shooter?
Cop shooter
Wonky, funny, has ron pearlmen as a heister, music goes wayy to hard
I was just about to redownload payday 2 when I realised its 83 fucking gigabytes
Cop shooter hits the spot ngl
with how many helmets are flying all the time
Yeah game got big, but in august payday 3 comes out anyways
that moment when your aim is good enough to one tap people with a minigun or any akimbo weapons
Is that himeno? 
Yep, finally on a proper engine with unreal 5 on top
what
.........................................................thanks for reminding me why i dont come here anymore
Thats sexy
this place be like the warp sometimes
nah nah, not even slaneesh would condone this
I just hope they don't fuck the launch up this time
but with how their policy over the last years was they'll be fine
slaneeshi worshippers be plenty
i hope they dont go bankrupt again
Me
Like at this point I'm fine with paying 5 bucks for a weapon or heist pack here and there. It's better than bringing out full price dlcs that underperform destiny
using UE5 for just the visual stuff?
I think in general

I regret spending like $300 on destiny in the last year
i havent played it in like a month or 2
Same here
SAME HERE
Lightfall was fucking disappointing
Ik right? Strand was fun and all but the story just gradually pissed me off more
fr
I very much regret it
would rather have spent that $300 on.... War thunder 
oh with "on top" you meant it as "and on top of that they will be using UE5"
iT's hUgArIaNs
the wt subreddit is in full denial mode ever since the thing happened
what
hiii
Hello ivan
hello lamma
How the fuck do you mess my name up that bad
idk
Space wolf space marines are usually bulky AF, so I was joking about how it looks like a more feminine space marine (compared to the usual terminator armour)
oh
dude theres a dog biting his head someone help him
how you even get the wolf drip?
Iron Banner

Still haven't managed to complete a raid with my dysfunctional group
get up at 6am and they all rage quit
fucken
4 hours in
weaklings
looking at you cunt @reef sequoia
Heheheheh
oh damn, Plaion backed PD3 dev π
True
i dont get how ppl can play that long
dota game is 30min avg and ppl already hate that so much
What fuels everyone is the thoughts of exotics
Or that one drippy piece of armor
Starts out so good
If youβre talking about destiny, a decent clan is actually going to get you through it
so coordinated
Lfgs suck ass
then at the 4 hour mark it goes to hell
I'd live to do raids in video games, but I hate how stupid and boring they are by being designed to mostly be beaten through trial and error, and build optimization with little to do with actual skill
I remember doing division 1 raids with 2 FRIENDS and succeeding because we managed to outplay the challenges through skill and not build optimization...
You play division 2 @pastel quartz ?
Ew, console... But atleast you see the light now 
Yeah they got a big publisher now behind them and from what it seems they are pretty chill about the production time of pd3, so no cyberpunk crunchtime kerfuffle
plaion got a good track record yeah. Stuff they turns out decent at worst
It also looks like they are gonna make ab actual Payday game and not what they originally planned

Yeah at this point with raid: ww2 and the one twd game they realised that wandering off their path doesn't go to well
Like I don't even have objections about them only having one big ip, it is a beloved game and people wanna have more of it because it is fun and has high replayability
Okay
I don't want payday: world war 2 or payday but zombies I just want some cops with flying helmets and a banger ost
let's just hope they didn't mix in dead island designers 
The original pd3 was gonna be a stealth em up heist game with no actual wave based shootouts...
It's as shrimple as that, sure a risk if the IP loses reception but overkill got a loyal and committed fanbase and their community policy is s-tier at this point after...2015...so I have few doubts that sooner or later will come up to where pd2 is right now in player numbers
any opinion on what mods to get to get "the definitive payday 2 experience" today
VanillaHudPlus
Maybe customostfixer so that you can slap custom tracks into the game
Aside from that I have a lot of retextures and meme mods installed to make it both funny and cool at the same time
Me and my 2 friends recently got back in Div2 , just doing skyscraper runs. Depending on your timezone and when you play you could maybe join us? 
We're all around watch lvl 300
But you can basically override every asset in the game from audio to models over textures to animations so there's something for everyone
we're not reading all that
A must have in my books is one of the many "mute joy" mods, that make the character joy shut the fuck up
Her voice gives me tinnitus
We mainly play for fun and not power gaming, so our team consists if me playing a tank shield build because I like it. One friend is tech support and the other is pure Nemesis sniper dps. And we're having fun. We don't touch pvp and we have done probably 90% of pve content
When I was still actively playing Division 2 I was in the top 10% of skill build players so yeah when it comes to that game I was balls deep in it. God I wish my pc could handle it so I could go through twitter while I clear a max difficulty summit with turrets and drones 
pov: cleaning the memes folder
My reaction to gear based pvp is:
Fuck that shit 
Capacitor is an s-tier ar with no busted traits whatsoever
you know I don't mean it @pastel quartz
Also Division 2 delivered one of my most heated grinds for the nemesis ever
please don't ask why I formatted that cluster in NTFS
4 weeks in any case and if you miss one week have fun returning to it in a month
Forget my statement about 10% I've been kicked off my throne
Everyone says energy drinks taste like cough syrop
HOW????

has anyone tasted an enegy drink that is not default monster
redbull?
I like monarch because peach iced tea
or redbul
mango loco
monster make such nice and yummy monsters
how do people think they taste like medicine
wtf
mango loco ultra is legit one of the most tasty non water drinks i know
@edgy abyss rate my kit (old pic but it was the last set I used before I stopped playing)
medicines usually have super intense flavouring to mask the bitterness / taste of the meds. So that would be a good parallel since monster puts loads of E's into their juice
What game is this?
The Division 2
It's actually really good ubi just improved it too late after a lot of people hopped off because of a content drought
haha people with earbuds putting them away to charge
wired headphones gang
no
this is why you buy wired headphones
and use them all day with no need to charge
0 armor = 0/10 
"but nobody ever listens to music for that long"

haha
Don't need armor if my turrets and drones shred everything to smithereens 
One of my other builds were shield/armor regen tho so I made up for it
I must admit tho, sometimes I wana listen to music laying on the side... then I realize I have a pair of monitors that I can blast music through because I'm a grown up living by myself
they don't??
like at all??
wtf?
I want some noise cancelling headphone for when travel 
exactly
that's why im confused
Why would people think that
they legit do not
terrible taste buds I guess
Try this set up 
Skill issue
What I miss most since I stopped with Division 2 are the hunters
Their gear is STRAIGHT UP DRIPPPPP
Rhwzafwwhwkajaqgwg
Emp nades, shd tech, dope armor and masks, collect watches of agents they killed
Fuck I want to play as one of them so badly
Yeah I owned both of them π
I mean the fancy tech they use in those bose headphones.
Like turning off a sounds switch
God the summit was so much funnnn
Yea. And the gun stops anyone from talking
Just 100 floors of fuck around and find out on highest difficulty with mutators
I fucking hate that they didn't add that frogmen headpiece from the hunters...
YES YES YES YES YES
I fucking love the frogmen uniforms with the camo nets god I wanted that so badlyyyyyy
Figured that much, typical ubi move 
I wear a net on my head in my Airsoft games and it does actually help 

It is pretty plausible. Together with the 3rd wave to take out the 2nd wave it makes the most sense
It would make most sense tho with the russians because in a scenario like the division it would be everyone against everyone. Would be in their highest interest to get their virology scientist back into their country to develop a cure
Tom Clancy knows how to write good stories
Yeah 
Although I think it was for the best that they didn't continue splinter cell at this point
It would've shattered my heart to see one of my favourite stealth game characters to be ruined by modern day ubi
Look at ghost recon, they had to copy paste wildlands to make breakpoint playable
If it does I hope they get the original voice for sam fischer
hello gamers
Yeah at least something tbh
I miss that man and his gorgeous voice
Just skimming through the warlords of new york ost reminds me what a good job Ola Strandh did by making the combat music for that dlc
Fuck it was hype
Stranded tanker was so amazing
Especially against a pyromaniac like Vivian Conley
That fight goes hard with cleaners left and right on highest difficulty
Yeah I was doing full area control with my skill build. It scales stupidly high to a point where it outperforms most dps builds
I'm still bitter about the fact that the game slowly dies out at this point but that's just uni and abandoning games
Let's see how the division heartland will be as an extraction shooter
Still
Goddamn that looks dope as hell
Did some airsoft in germany back when I was younger fuck I miss it so much
it's fun
Great workout too if you go in with gear that requires frequent movement
I did Airsoft in the philippines, had about 20 mosquite bites and my friend got malaria
asian warfare!
Literally 
But I played with a couple of classmates back when I was idk 16-17 yo and we went in hard
I want to make myself a propper shield for CQB
There was no open field where we played, it was just heavy forestation and a large hill, some plants will cut you, and our only signal to know we were out of bounds were the overly bug ridden dogs that would bark and approach us
my ass every time in a ctf or conquest match
I went with a kit from my favourite arms manufacturer and got my hands on a mix of an h&k usp match and a 416
The usp match was solely because of lara croft
I remembered when one of my buds wanted to tune a bit in his shotty by putting in a stronger spring and the thing disassembled itself in the middle of the match 
Could've never happened to a co2 enjoyer like me 
That reminds me I still have the crappy g36 that my classmate used in our first match
Meanwhile the polish police with their grenade launcher
I played like 1-2 games with the basic kit and then bought my own 
My average summer experience in the local forest would be catching some of these little guys
I love watching newbies try to shoot far away targets with those G36c and just watch the BB's fall down half way to them
give them noms and let them go!
Yeah I went in with a basic kit for the first one and then got myself a 5.11 vest and backpack as well as some crye clothing, did me a good job til the very last match
I always let them go I'll just give them some pats
The cheap ass 60 bucks aeg rifles are so fucking wonky it's hilarious
what cat breed is that
Seeing people mald over getting hit by one is the funniest shit ever
I bought my first gun for 300-400EUR. Fully tuned and ready for the field. That thing has served me well
Yeah I think I paid for my HK416 around 240β¬ and an additional 80β¬ for attachments (angled grip, laser and a coyote sight iirc)
The amount of people who just get an m4 still terrifies me to this day
Literally the white bread of any long rifle in airsoft
to be fair. My gun is a variant of the M4 or an M4 shaped gun 
there's so many of those that I can't tell on what it's based exactly
personally, I want to get the Krytech Kriss Vector
ar a replica of the VHS-2
Yeah and I wouldn't say that a 416 goes far off the formula but there are so many rifles to pick from like damn come one
even I couldn't resist to get a nato platform
Oh yeah those sound hella dope to fuck around with
we all know Colt SMG is obviously the best

the circle is closed
It's a 416 isn't it?
YEP

Tbh I do want a mpx
has good range and it sounds chonky
if you like bullpups check out the VHS-2
she's a beuty
Looks a bit chonky ngl
Just no L85 please, that gun is cursed since the dawn of jamming time
oh no
was your 416 also made by E&L?
Err ma gerd... I could buy the Pulse Rifle from Aliens from my airsoft gun 
Haven't seen you in here in ages
Damn I've seen that one earlier
I preferer this one
Idk
I just checked from the website where I ordered mine
VHC's price doubled and now costs around 500β¬ minimum holy shit
Ayo, wtf is this?
uhhhh that looks goooood
Dam, okay bro, I see how it is
I do wonder if this is accurate
Hii
a bit too blocky for my taste
Which one?

@raw moss HOLY FUCK
LOOK WHAT I FOUND

ew
must resist urge to buy...
And most probably either mp5a4 or mp5sd
MPSD my bellowed
also FUCK
My hopes that the Vector would reduce in price has failed
In airsoft yeah iirc, for real firearms no
It has increased 
BY SO FUCKING MUCH
FUCKING
EXCUSE YOU
almost 1k for something that used to cost 500 
I'm not American
I have no need for anything past a pistol
Compilation of HK Slaps in Video Games
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Oh yeah I know who you mean don't ask me for a name tho
Love that dude, he literally comes so close to reloads straight outta fps games
I hate video games that don't include the slap... H&K LITTERALY TELL YOU TO SLAP THAT SHIT
It's unhealthy for the gun like bro wtf
Just slap it and let it feed properly ffs
What are you? A pussy
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That explains it
(love that clip so fucking much)
Reminds me of a something that my little brother in mind said once
"It sounds like you take all screws out of a toaster and let it toast one last time. The most beautiful sound of gun history."
HOW DARE YOU (be correct about mecklemburg vorpommern)
Literally a third world country in germany
Funnily enough I know someone who lives in Leipzig and he says the complete opposite 












