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Fucking wished
What ? have you no hair anymore ?
I have hair
Too much tbh
But i will look goofy as hell
Receeding hairline masterrace
I'm more of a vegeta recession guy
How old are you, receeding boys ?
widow's peak gang
What
Nearly 22
My family peaks at a young age
Damn i'm nearly 28 and i'm starting to turn saiyan too
I'll just trim it all off Strelok style when it gets too bad eventually
I am a shaved man
Best decision of my life so far
At some point at 20 I said fuck it we ball
And just shaved it all of
I only ever got compliments
Except for my grandma which compared me to a skinhead
Idk if i'll shave I don't have the most aesthetic dome out there plus it takes longer and you have to shave regularly
I have a nice dome yeah I must thank my mom and dad for that
BUT
It is the true fate of any man to shave it all of
You just need to embrace your dome and rock it
Any man with a shaved head is charismatic you just have to rock with it
You're out there looking like Lex Luthor
Yeye it's true for lots of things
I actually don't have a receding hairline 
found the impostor guys
Yes
prove it
no. 
"Fuckin' with a metaphysical barrier, why, exactly?"
Yes
STRELOK????
Strelok joined Duty?
That's Military lugnuts
Eh... I mean are you really gonna say poot master is Doodie either?
Yes
A lot of the Duty officers have connections to the Russian government and like anything Russian
Didn't know dat
Madi chat?
Sheesh we did numbers
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no , your mom's
Your mother, your mother. . .
im mildly tempted to now
Madi is that WNBA girl you're dating Ivan ?

(I have no idea who Madi is)
(dw)
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Not nice
Watch your language
bruh, u are still jailed?
im sorry
deserved.
Yeah you better be
mods, free my boy. he dindu nothin
don't free me though
ok
trust me I deserve jt
I let the power get to me
12 keks change a man
worth it tho π€
inflated numbers
its newbie chat it doesnt count
pog for the free man
thank you, iedy 
A free man
I was just getting used to it here. Thanks though
you can still stay
The lords have spokeith
If I have a warn, it better read Fisto Posting
Or at least have the word Fisto somewhere
@hot snow why are you exiled
i asked
there was a firework show outside I thought someone was having insanely loud sex
woops
Litteral Explosive Orgasms?
Da.
what does sex sound like in your country
you dont wanna know
Good question
have a good one π
140DB cheeks clapping
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me when I fart

Making my university dictionary while listening to orthodox chants
is a different level of solitude
only person who ever accepted the fact that I listen to that music is my mom
I love my mom
am I the only person who can't listen to music and work at the same time
i think my brain is so small that it can't focus on anything if there's two things going on at once
I can if it's calm music
such as dungeon synth
or skyrim OST
lel
i tried listening to the Vegeta in the rain song while doing homework
didn't fucking help

brain issue
schitzo moment
i love speaking to my inner voices too though
they're pretty fun until I start thinking about certain things
https://youtu.be/g7UpzRbUes4 @grizzled meadow you should like watch emesis blue or something
can someone summarise emesis blue for me
I already watched 25 minutes of it, I'm doing progress
cause apparently it's really good but I have zero intention in watching it
This is me but tbh everything I wanna listen to is dramatic and non-calming, so I specifically have to go to fucking Lo-fi research playlists if I really want to jam and work
I watched 25 minutes of it and I totally recommend it, it's beautifully animated
The animations alone are a great reason
Is it one of those collab things or is it some SFM movie project
no offense chief, but I would watch a stop motion Microsoft paint project as long as the audio is bearable
i do not care about animation
no it's because I literally asked to be exiled
but i agree
i do have people infuriating opinions
I just wanna know if it's one of those YTP TF2 Collab videos or if it's trying to be an actual movie or something. It uses a lot of TF2 assets from what I see
and I'd have it no other way
i saw a clip of it
it's very serious
i don't know what it's tf2 though
@grizzled meadow can I post an edit of emesis blue
You got me fiending but you'll never get me fiending to watch the actual several hour thing
kirbo stinks
Imma be honest, I don't think we can
π΄ 
you all stink.
Ryan Gosling is Barack Obama in the upcoming movie of the first black president called Yes We Can. Masterfully directed by Ryan Gosling himself. In this story you will see what the president had to do to change this nation. Yes We Can will be released on: 01-01-2023
Also starring Idris Elba as Mitt Romney, Tobey Maguire as driver, Joe Biden as ...
Obomna
I hate to judge a thing after getting the quickest view of it but... Yeah, same tbh.
its essentially a surreal horror movie
Emesis blue my beloved
like holy shit that was such a good sfm animation
i saw a clip of it and that looked unreasably bloody too
and im STILL SO CONFUSED ABOUT THE ENDING
I do need to rewatch Emisis blue a few more times
i mean yea its an hour long tf2 sfm vid
no shit its just gonna be death
thats 90% of the stuff people make
Its a proper film IMO
very well made
its INSANELY well made
considering the spaghetti code that is sfm
My dad appreciated the detail they put into the 60's chevorlet car
the voice acting is a bit below par for the rest but other than the voices being a little scuffed which is ignorable, its an S tier vid
i still think i enjoy the 30 second edit more thoe
gotta rewatch Emesis Blue one day fr
it's just way too good
like, my god, the first thing you're greeted with is some ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL visuals
that were made with SOURCE FILMMAKER
if they got a decent VA for Heavy then it'd be perfect
heavy doesnt end up talking that much so its not that much of an issue for me
true, but personally, it's quite painful for my ears
@runic kernel I feel you'd enjoy this

people just posting cat pictures and having highly credentialed scientists confirm it's a cat
research grade

SFM
Since Kirbo deletes them, post them with a spoiler?
Keep scrollin
I did post it later with a spoiler but that got deleted aswell
I did also write something hidden with spoiler along the lines of
"screw you Kirby, vore deez nuts"
Maybe that was the reason it got deleted but I like to imagine it wasn't

If you want a fun cat website, check this one http://adultcatfinder.com/
it's a fun java script thingy that adds a funny little pop up to a website
π
ofc I do
if I was bi
it would be over for both parties
I'm only leveling the playing field

no but I'm serious tho
with how skinny I am
it's shape is impeccable
Yeah, so anyway. I got some sleep, but I work all goddamn night. Have a good one gamers.
work hard
mine does this to me
not to see if im lying but just to fuck me up
she knows that any prolonged eye contact makes me fuckin wheeze
You dare?
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yes
this new mental illness i got goes hard af
Beware the pipeline
its turn based i like that
also i got the pretty fire lady as my 5 star
also the fem mc looks like a wet dog and i love that for her
ah fuck, thats the game one of my friends was talking about
^ actual in game dialogue
@heavy peak
Can't argue with that
Devourer of children, and also halal dog food.
He doesn't pee on the rug, he prays on it
Holesome content:
now with bees
me
how do your hands even get to that point
thats gotta be makeup
sfx yes
toss them a picture of sand cat and see if they buy it 
a certified trypophobia classic
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did you waste some perfectly fine pj for this?
Andrew Tate mixed with MC ride?????
What Dragon Ball Z Fusions will they come up with next?
40 somthing YO Me when my bastard children show up looking for 18 years of back child support
Yummy
Good morning brainfart
How are you magnificent people going
@weary kindle
random interaction I had on slippi just now 
I didn't expect honkai to have such trash writing.
I mean what, I don't know what game that is
erm thats Daniella with 2 lls mine is 1 l
gayass
wym this writing is amazing
clearly


Hi Daniela
If anyone here has an offspring (as unlikely as that may be) please try to make the first word of the baby something different than the norm.
achtung
It will be a fun little fact you'll be able to tell to others later. "My baby's first word was genocide" and such.
Or "profit".
"ermm..."
me n the little sis doling out some justice
At this point shouldn't you just be in off topic?
Welcome to ohio guys its a nice country here π
Literally has the same ui as genshin
made by the same people
but its turn based and space themed
instead of paimon we got
this creature
somehow i prefer it
Okie not loli so better
Marked one, what the hell. . .
yeag
trash game
Fr
she waas my first 5 star
Does the game cost money
0 dollar
Because the real money is made in the gambling
does it have cheaters?
Good at least I donβt pay
i will go goblin mode fr
First give it to me
Never


Add pineapple
Commit die
Add blood that will make the skinwalker proud
I already have pasta sauce
And? Add both
Nah
Butter or some extra virgin oil, makes it quite tasty
Only added a bit of salt so far
Still boiling
At least butter, that makes spaghetti π
Once you drained the water, just a spoonful is enough and then let it melt
Can even liquify some garlic and add it too but that is gourmet
which one? tomato or milk
Iβll add the butter then the sauce, after that I cooked some hamburger to add as well
Tomato
Omg chaos enjoyer why is ur pfp so dam adorable bro
I wanna pet it wo incredibly much
Wait what are ya all talking about?
Spaghetti
pasgethi
Look up Lonely Wolf Treat by Nomnomnami on itch.io, oldish indie game
And since we're on the topic of food, may I share with you all the best burgers I've ever had in my life?
Full picture btw, and not like we can stop you
Boil the water first
When the water is boiling add salt
Then add pasta
And fun fact, I only ordered one of them, and they gave me two is just amazing
Exactly
It was boiling when I asked lmao
You didn't said so
Do not forget butter π
Forget butter π
Eat the butter ππ»
Forget π
Why is his thumb white π
π
whats ur fav food btw (as a dish and ff)
Because I'm a quirked up white boy
I have no idea what that means
Well, for fast food it has to be burgers, a good burger with fries and a drink, is something I could eat for the rest of my life, but as far as home made food is concerned, its other mousakas or spaghetti with my dads meat sauce (got a few too many I could eat for the rest of my life)
And quite a few things I havent tried yet so idk
Wbu?
for me it's between pizza and spaghetti with milk and mashroom sauce.
as a dish i love ghormeh sabzi
@amber marsh https://nomnomnami.itch.io/treat-complete
This
this was my last time enjoying pizza and spaghetti together
I canβt even tell what Iβm looking at
I forget how normal it is for people to take pictures of their food
I have precisely 0 pictures of food I eat
not always but when it hits good i take pics
its homemade too, so i get to appreciate it
fun fact this gacha game has a bloodborne refrence
You find a window with a light in it, theres the voice of a distressed little girl behind. She says her older sister isn't there to keep her safe and she had a shiny bell on her at all times. You can find the bell on a pig enemy. Once you return the bell she weeps and her voice fades away. If you come back later you find a music box left behind
its literally just the music box quest from bloodborne lol
Ty and omg they're all so adorable!!!!
The brown bear and the cyan kitty omg they're adorable
Wait a GODDAMN MINUTE
ITS NOT FRIDAY
MODS HELP MODSSSSSS
literally me fr
Why do you want to become a ruthless murderer
You are really fucking hot.
ITS NOT FRIDAY MODS PLEAAAASE
It was out of touch Thursday. I was happy for once π¦
Next Thursday
bloodborne?
You live in the past old man. IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW AND IMPROVED FRIDAY NIGHT BRAINFARTING
But but π¦
Amazing anime, wish there was more
Reincarnated as a slime? Dudes I love slice of life / isekais lmao. I started watching anime at the beginning of last month. It sucks I've only just now gotten into it.
Wasted years of my life just watching YouTube like a normie
BRO YEEES
I got some great recommendations for you
Dm me
First anime I've ever watched was Eminence in Shadow, and it was incredible. Then I watch Chainsaw Man, Jujutsu Kaisen, Soul Eater, Horimiya, Dress up Darling, Reincarnated as a slime, Farming life in a new world.
Brooooo are those all you've watched?
Hi Bitkiller
I just stretched and hit my food against the wall, hard
Hi Gumbito
My favorite human π greetings. Hola. Konichiwa. Shalom.
Yeah we have anime night with all my coworkers on Sundays. We are going to watch Sword Art Online.
OH AND THE NEW ONE HELLS PARADISE
Shinobi boy is so goddamn cool
Bro, watch overlord
Overlord?
I'll check it out. All I have is Crunchyroll rn
Honestly my #1 anime
It's on it! I added to my watchlist.
Gotta put a priority on that btw, it's such a good watch, second season aside
Human yes that is me
Also
yeah just above that is the context i posted
Hi Daniela
The scene where he takes a step and vanishes gives me chills bro, it's amazing
I am the all range
Cringy lines cuz they're in english, but great fucking stuff
Cannot wait for the second season
Hi Ted The Legendary Degenerate Gambler
Goddamn I need the light novels. I like physical books.
My gf is kinda into Dress up Darling manga
Ahh
Just wish they didn't have so much lewd stuff :p
I'm here for the romance nibba
Alright back to work
I'll dm you later lmao
Also, shield hero is a good one, but only the first season
They fucked the pacing on he second one
Aight, take care!!
!
Bro they did such an amazing job on he first season, it almost became my number 3 fav anime and then book season 2
Didnt even finish it, couldn't stand the pacing
It was so relaxed and smooth in the first season, it didnt rush anything, you understood what was happening
And then in the second season I got lost in the first half of episode 1
Wut
Are you overdosing on caffeine again?
Ayo? What kind of work?
Going to any anime convention and seeing someone in a dress
oh no, rwby
This speaks to me on a metaphysical level
This is the most vile shit that pops up in my YouTube. It concerns, alarms and threatens my sovereignty. It must die, and the creators must be punished.
First they took OOTT from me early, and now these creatures are shitposting this horrendous stuff. Brainfart Friday sucks
The way she goes from bouncing to bouncing but at a smaller amplitude with increased frequency representing the same energy just stored in a tighter space 
rwby
This is a man, I can tell.
it is not
Oh, I thought the clip was some obscure reference to the show Wednesday
she is the only good character because she is mute and therefore i dont have to listen to whatever awful dialogue they are gonna write
That's a marine, isn't it?
Not as much as daddy Skom though
Yes it is. God bless the USA
It's unfair how the US monopolized batshit insane dudes in a single military branch
What's really polarizing is Flordia has the highest density of human being animal hybrids on the planet.
i eat well
YEAH I RECYCLED IT ITS MINE I CAN USE IT AS MUCH AS I WANT
Your mom dude
God Alex you piss me off. I wish I could take you out to dinner
I missed the entirety of out of touch Thursday. AGAIN!
dont worry i did too
I got you homie π₯²
i slept through the entirety of the day, and played hunt showdown the rest
it's friday already 
mf stealin my vid
Is liking a show like lucky star weird? If people judge you for liking it, aren't they the weird ones for somehow sexualizing the characters?
as if that's the only reason to like a show 
Like whatever you want. People are going to dislike anything. I like romcom anime. Shit makes my heart happy
nothing wrong with it
then again i dont think you should trust the opinion of the degenerate
kys
marin was attractive only when she was cosplaying any other fuckin character
Marin is a treasure dude. Such a lightweight soul π
Guten Morgen friends
Ohayo gozaimas
Or more like
just Guten Tag as its not really morning anymore
legit my fav moment of the show 
Oh my god yes. That part was so gooooood
How is everyone today
very good. paid my sleep debt
Good
True
mf you some byzantine deity? 900 year nap time
I laughed at that.
i wish i was the byzantine empire
im just bulgarian
but no the colon takes too long to type so i just skip it
wait which country transilvania at?
i use military time exclusively because its easier than writing the dot bullshit
romania
right
ready to kill god?
what's the current version? 5?
Man it just got more and more unhinged the further they went, can't imagine what a new one would look like
guardsman vibes
imagine you're a marine born into a hive that's been besieged since your grandfather served
I want a properly modernized ghost recon https://youtu.be/kCWk6HxEZOU
A man of culture π€
π€
her redesign was kinda mid but she is still the best character
Nothing better than a mute psychopath





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Rooster Teeth peak was Red VS Blue and we all know it
Caboose, Tex, Sarge; all the OG chads
never watched anything from rooster teeth other than rwby until it went to shit
RVB was great; rwby was neat.
2018 production..... has a chance but its a miracle for newer stuff to not be cringe
Neo art incoming.
nah
good boy
You would know if I posted porn.
All the horni; at least make proper horni
fuck is she gonna do at rtx
She'll just pull out signs with full sentences.
fair
Good to see I'm not the only one drawn to girls with issues
π€
Let's make it apocalyptic
It's not anime
not enough flair
what is it
It was educational, didn't know she was mute.
Now I see the appeal of her.
Technically not anime.
Yea cus it's western
what is it
It's... a 3D cartoon (oh god)
it looks like anime
Monty Oum was asian.
you don't like?
Boondocks was an anime
what the hell does Monty oum mean
its a name
sounds like an anime name
He's an animator. Pretty good one.
Nah, that's his real name.
chika dancing, sue me
Monyreak Oum
He died in 2015 and the series went to shit for a good bit.
It's gotten a bit better.
Funny shortening.
look man I'm more focused on his funny name more than anything else about him
based
Yea, rooster teeth hired him after he posted his animations to yt
Still no one knows how he made combat choreography that good
Best seen on rwby trailers, yang trailer especially
check on brainfart for memes
2d women
Day ruined

You want cursed knowlage? here is some cursed knowlage
god fucking damn it miyazaki
Mans about to catch that Gigantic Muteβ’οΈ

This is true, btw. Try it in front of a mirror.
it looks like the dude got his eyes gouged out and replace with bottle caps
Which admin changed it to Friday early
it's not early for me
its friday
Here is an interesting test; dominant eyes.
I am left eyed, but right handed
it's morning so technically it is friday
left eye dominant because astigmatism in right eye
ez
Stigma Balls Gottem
This happens from both my eyes about equally. I guess I am ambioptical.
yeah it didn't work for me
i think this test is fake
You might not be looking at something the right distance.
should I be putting my hands right over it or something?
It should be further away
Or make the triangle close to your face and slowly extend it out with the focus at centre with both eyes open.
Hah jokes on you. It's in both eyes for me. (I am left eye dominant tho.)
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Had family do it, they ended up righties and me a leftie
liberal
I mean. I see better out my left eye anyway so makes sense
your family has fake eyes
If you actually are left eye preferential then you are in about 29% of the population. Most people are right eye preferential.
People do really only have two settings
Fuckin hell, I'm a ginger, over 6ft, and left eye dominant, how rare am i? Lol
3 star vs 4 star. You decide.
left is IRyS
why are you subscribed to the left one?
Despite being 29% of the population they make up 90% of the Gamma players
Wait yeah wtf
Now become Muslim and become a shiny human
he is into good art
Was about to say the flower profile
If a plane of furries crashed, thats 90% of all web infrastructure experts gone
what game is this for anyway
I mean yeah tru
Where do you think furries get all that money from?
Its not all drawing porn
No idea; just recylced the screenie from somone else to enforce the moral imperitive
you should investigate that person
Tru
as someone who works in web dev, i despair the time when im gonna meet a chronic furry disguised as another web dev i need to work with
what media is that animation from
that looks sick
i mean, its scp related media?
Youtube series im pretty sure
alright if it's a YouTube scp series chances are it's not very good
I heard that music before on a meme, any idea on source?
Its called murder in my mind by kordhell
when I looked up the name I only got the sped up and slowed down versions
Alright I'll start my campaign pitch again soon but here's the gist of it
its the sped up version
I offer this as thanks
Tieflings don't deserve human rights
counterargument, why is porn of them so good?
what
KORDHELL - MURDER IN MY MIND
LYRICS -
Jacking is the sht in the 9 4
Pack my nine millimeter cuz I ain't finna go
out like a busta ass ngga and just lay down
Imma run up on a n*gga and shoot my nine with the 15 rounds
Got Lil E on cloud 9
Murder Murder in my mind
Artist links - https://linktr.ee/Kordhell
#kordhell #phonk
Fucking what-
I won't back down from my point though
They are by no way deserving of human rights.
Same reason why most porn does; its meant to be looked at
what is a tiefling
DND Class of half demons or some such
meru my beloved
fuck off
whatever you do dont type meru in the gif finder and post the second gif
Yeaaah that's a ban waiting to happen
I'm good
Someone has posted it before
i don't wanna be in this chat anymore
You drank the kool aid, you are here to stay
If you can't handle the brainfart then you shouldn't have joined the brainfart
which fucking chad did it
i need to shake their hand
I don't remember
I may be hallucinating that it happened
preferably their left hand, i dont want to touch their right
I don't know
What if they're left handed?
Its a gamble
God damn her political opinion is insufferable... BUT
To be fair, it's a gamble with decent odds
Such a person is probably left handed for their sinister tastes
Thats the real waifu
YESSSSS
Tieflings and other infernals smell like smoke and ash; but kobeni is pure
π€
God bless that little rat dog
i like kobeni but makima
Jesus fucking god damn shit
yeah
Makima is only one step away from being perfect. But holy fuck that one step is huge 
what step is that
Why do characters with such controversial morals be top tier
I'd let her turn me into a water balloon on god
because that makes them better
Has spoilers so going to spoil
you cant easily be top tier without a bit of spice
Have fun talking sex im gonna go hate pseudodogs now.
If you count mustard gas as a spice yes
mentions sex and dog in the same sentence, ok white woman
go have your fun
Im also left eye apparently

I don't wanna fuck a dog 
Oh and if you can't tell by the length of that Makima post; yeah the thought over simping is real on my end

im sorry but big ass woman in suit say she want me to be dog, morality doesnt matter
Aligning yourself with what could be a force of pure evil kind of gives moment of pause
jeanne alter my beloved
Jeanne can stay though
no it doesnt idiot, shes hot
I only got bits and pieces of Chainsaw man part 2.... so far what I read and interpret 
she can do both brother
Jeane is nice and all but Galwain
i cant see woman i only see armor
Posting otherwise will probably get me more than a brainfart exile
But she puts dimitrescu to shame
i cant post the other art because i will get kicked
The artist is a man of culture; when not doing some sussy shit
name of character is kardia of rhodes
yeah
i just want armored women bro
i dont want
the rest
Point of mine still stands; Gawain Faerie form is top tier
21 art on rule34
most of it of male gawain
therefore everyone disagrees with you
I guess Barghest is the more common name
Same, but sometimes we be acting silly
Headed out; watch out when looking up rule 34s
True
You guys still talking sex and whatnot?
So yes.
Nah man yβall going to hell for making her sound like Jabba the hut ππ
Gotta hand it to the community sometimes
.....Kardia








