🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

brotha i ain't 1984

[pastel quartz]

hello gamers

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hitchhike-hobo-train-trip-wagon-train-gif-14573421

[pastel quartz]

why are u exiled here

[midnight cloud]

Hello there its quite a morning very rainy

[pastel quartz]

where u at

[midnight cloud]

Its been so long i forgit

Been travellin to better pastures yessir

[pastel quartz]

was sunny here yesterday now its raining and cold today

[midnight cloud]

Irish weather is an unpredictable mistress

Bipolar if you will

[pastel quartz]

dont i know it

im just across the water in sunny scotland

[midnight cloud]

Sunny weather is such a luxury

It instantly becomes a trip whenever its sunny here

[steady trellis]

its a nice feature to erase all they ever said

[pastel quartz]

Гонзо

@clever valley @abstract quail

[clever valley]

I know that meme

[pastel quartz]

lol

they should add that in stalker

[hot snow]

yeah I know

everyone's got their bad days I was just making sure I didn't bother you on one of them

cause I've done that before and it wasn't a nice outcome

[crimson flame]

i mean people are decently tolerant here

[hot snow]

I've figured that out and I'm glad

but you can never be too safe

[oblique spire]

kek

[proud torrent]

hey brainfart

[hot snow]

hey fartbrain

[proud torrent]

just got a little clip of a shooting star at work

gimme your unhinged theories

[hot snow]

it was me

[remote vine]

Aliens

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309753216026017793/1101070587574616114/20230427_025217.mp4

[hot snow]

yeah that's me

[remote vine]

actually that’s a cia spy drone crashing from orbit

[hot snow]

maybe if discord mobile didn't suck so bad I could watch the video properly

you missed the best part of it though

when it splits into dust and then dissapears

[proud torrent]

yeah you barely see it starting to break up before it goes behind my work building

[hot snow]

unlucky

that would've been a really nice clip

cool anyway

[wary flume]

Huh

[oblique spire]

Lmfao

[pastel quartz]

bro its fucking masterchief

[wary flume]

Yooo

[cinder vector]

cheezus wice dis is too big

[remote vine]

[final cedar]

shoot&scoot

[final cedar]

Kill me, Pete

https://tenor.com/bG9Eh.gif

[oblique spire]

I feel like some 7.3 shenanigans would make you feel better

[final cedar]

I've reached this state by doing exactly that

well, and not drinking anything I'm so dehydrated

too weak to get up now tho

[oblique spire]

Damn

[final cedar]

I'll just accept whatever happens

[oblique spire]

5.7 Shenanigans?

[devout hull]

punches her in the stomach

Hey, can I get an exile role?

[narrow lotus]

No

[raw moss]

Good morning brainfarters

[uncut obsidian]

i am on my bad days 24/7

[devout hull]

im gonna fart on your spaghet

[narrow lotus]

how are u madirex

[raw moss]

It is of great pleasure to announce that I am done with my exams and can now return to being a brainlet

[devout hull]

on a bad day, presumably

[stone blade]

Boys

Hair

gang shit

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/S98CmLnjYsA

[stone blade]

lemme crop it

[raw moss]

Nice shirt Ivan

[uncut obsidian]

combination of terrible, confused and mehh

[stone blade]

There nice and cropped

[devout hull]

bitch weve already seen your face

show that beard

[narrow lotus]

Girls from Sofia fall at his feet , find out how

[stone blade]

I have no beard

[devout hull]

jesus christ

[raw moss]

Man I wish I had hair that long you make me jealous

[stone blade]

I'm showing my hair not face

[uncut obsidian]

i am growing mine out

[raw moss]

Same here it just takes so awfully long

[uncut obsidian]

been 1 month already for me

i look emo now

[raw moss]

I just reached a length where it covers my neck and my brain just screams "MORE!"

[narrow lotus]

damn i miss my hair

look how majestic i was

[raw moss]

I look like a hobo ngl

[stone blade]

iedy you're balding

[narrow lotus]

like 6 years ago

[stone blade]

like glorious

[narrow lotus]

nah , just cut it short

or maybe

my dad and grandpa are balding

[inland jackal]

jesus quite literally

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

I'm cute tho

I look okay

[amber marsh]

Hello peeps

Cute beard iedy

[raw moss]

I didn't get the beard growth of my dad but sheesh I got a good 'stache

[stone blade]

Gumbito new hair pic dropped

[narrow lotus]

haha that was back then, now i have proper beard

ofc nothing can beat @steady trellis

[stone blade]

viking?

[narrow lotus]

that man is a MAN

[raw moss]

German genes make beard go brrrrrr

[stone blade]

I'd go around with my hair untied

[uncut obsidian]

you've seen him?

[stone blade]

if it wasn't for wind

[uncut obsidian]

nvm now i saw him too

[clear prism]

🤔

[raw moss]

I'll believe it when I see it

[uncut obsidian]

this
it's been only a month of growing mine out yet it already feels... idk, fluffier than usual
and the wind is fucking annoying

[steady trellis]

i miss my old viking beard, but so much work.
these days i just rock a more standard full

[raw moss]

Still based if you ask me

Beards go hard

[uncut obsidian]

@steady trellis why did you always have a gigachad filter on your cam

i mean

[stone blade]

I need to get it re-dyed soon

[uncut obsidian]

understandable

[stone blade]

its grown out a bunch

[amber marsh]

Skom be like

[stone blade]

I can confidently say that my hair is longer than some womens now

what a flex

[amber marsh]

I can confidently say that my pp is longer than some womens now

[stone blade]

ayo

[steady trellis]

the filter was to not always make my wife visible when she walked around, sometimes to hide stuff in the room
and Mainly because i was too lazy to build the greenscreen

[uncut obsidian]

it fit you tho

[amber marsh]

Ayo madi, new pfp?

[clear prism]

🤨

[narrow lotus]

yes, a very cringe one

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/858545668439408640/907611538125377586/speed-2-7.gif

[clear prism]

I can not see it because of compact mode 😂

[uncut obsidian]

that is literally me tho

[amber marsh]

Rip Eks Deez nuts

[eager quest]

Kill me, Pete

[eager quest]

gigachad long hair gang

🤝

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak

[heavy peak]

[amber marsh]

he was looking for clothes

[heavy peak]

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/965139653097308270/206CBC69-B12F-46C3-98B8-DA010F85A3F8.gif

[stone blade]

ty ty 🤝

[eager quest]

i think our hair is about the same in length

or mine might be a bit longer

[heavy peak]

What in za warudo is that profile picture, madi

[amber marsh]

What in za wario

[uncut obsidian]

[raw moss]

Be honest did you expect anything else?

[clear prism]

What the spruce

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/robotnik-expect-eggman-doesnt-count-i-was-not-expecting-that-gif-18717548

[raw moss]

Yeah I expected that

[stone blade]

@eager quest if all else fails we become monks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqBsIumLioQ&t=1453s

[amber marsh]

I shall be bacl

omg bro not those again

[eager quest]

actually, my dad going back to mount athos this weekend

we become bulgarian and romanian monks

i dont have a good beard yet tho

[stone blade]

yes.

grow one

[eager quest]

i will

[stone blade]

[eager quest]

i never shave

im bushman

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

he's one of us

[oblique spire]

Fucken hell diamond pushups are hard

[cinder vector]

https://vxtwitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1651375433470943234

[clear prism]

Get this man a gun. . .

[oblique spire]

Based veteran

Bro was ready to fuck em up

[cinder vector]

dude think karens are aliens

yeap

[raw moss]

But they are aliens

Or am I wrong?

[hot snow]

i don't think they're aliens but they are probably brainwashed by aliens

and made to hate literally everything around them to distract from the alien threat on earth

think I'm onto something

[cinder vector]

asian karens are built different tho

[wary flume]

The lizard cult

[wary flume]

Those mfs got thongs and they’ll fuck you up

[cinder vector]

cheezus no not the bangkok moms

[raw moss]

For god knows what reason I have to imagine what is going on inside the head of a karen

And I just see Alex Jones saying "What do I do lord? Destroy the child. Corrupt them all."

[hot snow]

fire, flame, and a lot of adrenaline all the time

or at least that's what I assume

[raw moss]

Sounds about right to be honest

They can't fall asleep as long as they didn't piss off at least one person each day

It's their sustenance

[cinder vector]

https://twitter.com/Deor/status/1509988176621887490?lang=en

Deor (@Deor)

People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can both lose.

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[amber marsh]

Amen to that

[cinder vector]

well u don't wanna pay repair fee some assholes car

[stone shoal]

Real

💯

[crimson flame]

ah yes freedom of speech

[raw moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950399917304729651/1100571972691308604/trim.472BC4F9-C3C4-44BA-8577-1E28D4888359.mov

[raw moss]

A fellow rat

[rose ferry]

aha

hello darling

or should I say brother?

[raw moss]

both have a nice ring to it so it's up to you

[clear prism]

🤔

💀

[rose ferry]

I tend to be a bit of a sister on odd numbered days

but you're all my brothers to me

and I love you

[raw moss]

I am being called a shithead most of the time so I'll take everything I can get ok

[raw moss]

brshava

[rose ferry]

I call ppl babe or darling all the time

get used to it :p

[clear prism]

Shithead?

[raw moss]

Yeah me and my buds call each other names whenever we take a breath and I got branded the shithead

[uncut obsidian]

you've been quite not active lately

[raw moss]

With pleasure

Also mwadi

[clear prism]

I call you cheese now

[raw moss]

This is your sporadic notice that you will get through your exams I believe in you buddy

[raw moss]

YESSSS

[rose ferry]

battling family civil wars and infatuations and even my own thoughts recently

it's been keeping me very busy

[uncut obsidian]

ive been very busy with my mind lately and discord is the only thing saving me

[rose ferry]

I feel you

[uncut obsidian]

too much shit going on currently

and will happen soon

[rose ferry]

exactly

[rose ferry]

well from here on you're my sweetheart

[clear prism]

If you wish to talk about it, I offer my DMs 👍

[raw moss]

[rose ferry]

I appreciate that

[uncut obsidian]

you definitely wont be able to help me tho

[solar obsidian]

don't be so negative, come on

you dont even know him also

[clear prism]

Talking it out, at the very least, can provide some alternative thinking

[solar obsidian]

i forgot, is falco a yakuza fan?

[clear prism]

(He is)

[solar obsidian]

splendid

@grizzled meadow

[clear prism]

🤝

[rose ferry]

but yeah want me to be more active babe?

I'll do it, just for you ❤️

[oblique spire]

"DEATH TO THE MPLA!"

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757498702557347950/1100772222722912337/IMG_3184.png

Hi Ratboy

[raw moss]

@uncut obsidian don't forget that you're awesome and that you're enough, never force yourself to be more than yourself, because you're pretty pog

[uncut obsidian]

i am not enough bruv

[rose ferry]

hiii babe! oh I missed you

[clear prism]

This waits for you when you are attacking the Cordon CP

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian can i post a french meme in #🇫🇷-general-fr?

[uncut obsidian]

falco will eat you alive

i saw it happen

had to clean up the mess after that

[solar obsidian]

its fr, not ita

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

ah nvm

read it wrong

then there will be no traces of you left by Grok

[raw moss]

I thought the same for the longest time in my life, trust me. When there are 1001 people putting pressure on you it's hard to believe that just being yourself is enough. But you are. You are more than enough because the only one who has to be happy with you is you yourself. Fuck the others, you are your own master

[solar obsidian]

wack

[rose ferry]

dam my boy mistook France for Italy

this is not good

[uncut obsidian]

i have body dysphoria and slowly realising that i also have gender dysphoria, i can't just get rid of that

[raw moss]

My gf deals with that issue a lot too, the only thing I can offer you is my dms whenever you need someone and to treat you the way you want to be treated. Take steps at your pace within your capabilities and never forget the power of the words of your friends. Words of encouragement can take you a long way

[onyx birch]

Attacking the what

[clear prism]

The Checkpoint, bruh 😂

[onyx birch]

Real chads kill the military with a pm and take their weapons

[clear prism]

People have tried before

The PKM has shown them what happens. . .

[uncut obsidian]

if only it was that easy

[onyx birch]

The first one I killed my first playthrough

[solar obsidian]

cod points

[onyx birch]

when I got near him after dying 20 times

[clear prism]

Clearing Cordon CP is easy in the games

[oblique spire]

I wish they had a DSHK

[clear prism]

I used to do that shit with just a PM and 48 bullets

[clear prism]

Same, Freedom attacked us two days ago and a DSHK would have been great then

[oblique spire]

or

a 14.5mm KPV machine gun

so it'd be like this meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917219472757112885/1100733547003781214/STALKER_Military.mp4

[clear prism]

There is actually one of those on the server

(We have been asking for weeks that our vendor has at least one)

[oblique spire]

Also that meme just reminded me how fucking good the EFT movie is

[raw moss]

It never is, but that doesn't mean that it is impossible. Been fighting with my gf for the best of a year now to make some progress on that front. The worst mistake you can do is to walk that road alone, no matter how long it is. Doesn't matter if it is a friend, a so or a family member you can trust. Have someone around you that supports you and has an open ear when things get too difficult

[clear prism]

"Yes sir, I mean it. We really need a KORD at our CP, it is just incredibly necessary. . ."

[oblique spire]

"Sir, we require it for certain.... "tomfoolery" as some would say"

I really should watch the eft movie again

[clear prism]

"Why did I put in a request for a BTR and put under reasoning "To merk some zergs"? Well you see. . ."

[stone shoal]

Someone already made the~~ joke~~

Fuck

[clear prism]

You should 🤝

[onyx birch]

The military can’t afford that

[clear prism]

😂

[oblique spire]

I will soon

[oblique spire]

"Sir, it'd be pretty poggers of you to give us a 14.5mm KPV machine gun."

[raw moss]

But enough of that for now. If you need someone to talk to don't hesitate to dm me Mwadi. I feel you when it comes to your issues and it you have questions I can surely reach out to my gf to get some useful info for you, she ain't the most wealthy person herself and surely got some tips for you on how to get some things started or how to deal with it mentally

[clear prism]

We actually had one soldat say "That is pretty lit, sir" during a conversation and he got beaten up with a shovel and a flare 🤣

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

again, the only thing keeping me sane currently is discord, i have no irl friends (actually only one but he's been going to hospitals for checks a lot lately because he might have cancer) and i've stopped talking to my family because i don't treat them as my family anymore

[onyx birch]

Discord users on their way to vent on a meme channel

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-slow-motion-gliding-walking-to-music-always-be-my-maybe-gif-14274530

[raw moss]

Yeah I can relate to that. If it gives you any comfort whatsoever, reach out to me. I always have an open ear for people that I cherish and you brainfarty bunch are definitely a part of that

[remote vine]

Can someone give me a tldr of the conversation I wasn’t paying attention

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil4-leon-kennedy-ashley-graham-resident-evil-gif-26111941

[remote vine]

Me irl

[onyx birch]

He just like me fr

[onyx birch]

Mass effect memes are a blessing

time for my 3rd playthrough this year

[raw moss]

Emotional support for mwadi

[raw moss]

Exactly

[remote vine]

Very cool and based

[raw moss]

And all the support we can

Brainfarters together strong

[onyx birch]

Brainfarters together fart

💪💪💪

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[raw moss]

We clownin in this bitch but we hold together

[grizzled meadow]

It really do be #🎪bruh-fart

[raw moss]

Yoooo hi Falco

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-rainbow-gif-25983175

[onyx birch]

I have never felt the touch of the opposite gender

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[fleet silo]

🙂 I love this server

[onyx birch]

I don’t

I wish you all step on a lego

[raw moss]

Seeing all of your roles reminds me that I should ask one of the mods to unlock me but I'm too lazy

[grizzled meadow]

It really do be that day of the week 🤝

Probably a lot

Go on Instagram and search Bibawen

[oblique spire]

Ah fuck its out of touch thursday, time to put out of touch on loop for the rest of the night

[raw moss]

I need to watch scarface again...

I fucking miss that movie

[fleet silo]

Good movie. I want to watch Django Unchained again.

I LOVE westerns

[raw moss]

Fuck that's also a good one

And the good the bad and the ugly

[fleet silo]

I only had 3 out of touch Thursday. Feel free to repost em 🙂

My favorite western

[fleet silo]

What a good boy

[raw moss]

NOOOOO

[blazing bane]

The translation is:
"Get out of my Swamp!"

[fleet silo]

Lol

[raw moss]

MY MEME ROLE

Aaaaaaaaa

Fine

[fleet silo]

How do you earn brainfart exile?

I've seen that role floating round 'ere

[raw moss]

Oh that reminds me of a funny story

[lapis linden]

why you guys call yourselves gigantic?

[raw moss]

When I said "get me out of here" because I was at work and iedy said "say no more" and gave me the brainfart-exile role

Wording people, it's important

[grizzled meadow]

Me and who

Me and Ted

Clearly

[raw moss]

And then a certain italian omegachad broke me out of my containment chamber

[fleet silo]

Ted is a cutie, but not as cute as Skom. GOD DAMN the things I'd do for that man's onlyfans account.

❤️ Goodnight gamers

I have to go to bed or I won't sleep before work

[oblique spire]

gn bitkiller

❤️

[fleet silo]

Thanks, good seeing you man. Keep bumping that OOT

[oblique spire]

I shall

have a good sleep

[grizzled meadow]

Anyone have any idea of what it could be?

[raw moss]

Carpet beetle

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's apparently that

Dermistidae

[austere siren]

remove all carpets and it will starve

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have carpets

[raw moss]

Take off you clothes, now

[raw moss]

They demand your fabric, they are hungy

But nah the larva in most cases eat fabric so they could be after your clothes

[remote vine]

And I demand pictures of spiderman!

[raw moss]

Naked!

[raw moss]

[raw moss]

Pick up that can

Gordon they say you have a nice ass

Gimme the rump shaker

Yeah yeah the thug shaker gimme the thug shaker

[ruby minnow]

its out of touch thursday

i should do cocaine

[raw moss]

Save me a line

I'll need it after work

[eager igloo]

Can't drink, blood draw on saturday

Pray for me

[amber marsh]

what's dis?

besides the obvious that's it's metal gear

[plush creek]

in metal gear solid 5 there's a mission where you have to save child soldiers

or.. commit a war crime in this case that's an instant mission failure - just comedic timing n such

[devout hull]

Literally every single person who I've seen play Shadows of Doubt has been brain-dead.

[minor cypress]

God the move is almost finished. Been packing for 11 hours since yesterday. And movers will be here in 30 minutes.

[devout hull]

And I can't play it because it doesn't use my computer's resources properly.

This sucks.

[minor cypress]

Eventually i will know peace and sleep

[oblique spire]

what the fuck

[minor cypress]

Weebs be unhinged.

[raw moss]

I have been dealing with a hiccup for the last 10 hours

AND I'M SO CLOSE TO PEELING MY OWN SKIN OFF I CAN'T BEAR THE HICCUP ANYMORE

IF THERE'S A GOD OUT THERE

END MY MISERY

[uncut obsidian]

sorry i keep thinking about you I'm too silly

[raw moss]

Nah you're good chief I'm just being tormented by my diaphragm

I SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND MY HICCUP SUDDENLY IS GONE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

I

I just

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-out-of-window-suicide-so-done-gif-8423077

[devout hull]

You can't control your hiccups?

You can manually stop them by flexing a few muscles.

[pastel quartz]

this dude clearly never heard of the upside down water technique

[raw moss]

I didn't know that

Listen there are 1001 ways to stop a hiccup and I tried everything I knew but you can stop it by flexing muscles?!

[pastel quartz]

simply dont have a diaphragm

problem solved

[clear prism]

Just stop having hiccups

[stone blade]

I listened to an entire orthodox chant playlist during my walk

I ascended

[grizzled meadow]

What about the beard

And the woman

You can't ascend with no beard and the woman

[clear prism]

Not a woman, by the way

It has to be the woman

[placid sail]

squats to failure, works like a charm, everything else failed

[devout hull]

Yeah, your inside muscles. Do the motion of filling up the bottom part of your lungs without actually breathing in.

[stone blade]

Soon

mount athos awaits

[devout hull]

Hold, then do something else to forget about it.

[ruby minnow]

i listened to ceddin deden

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus dont react like that

fkers

[ruby minnow]

i can feel the unholy need to invade 3 continents and give them muslim ideas

[stone blade]

god shall punish you

yes

[solar obsidian]

@raw moss i guess you tried to just deeply breath in and holding your breath? seems what cigs did

[clear prism]

I heard stabbing yourself in the leg helps, @raw moss

[stone blade]

Sup fellers

[gusty willow]

Cousin it went emo

[raw moss]

Noted

[raw moss]

But thanks for the tips lads, I'll keep em in mind for next time

[fiery snow]

oh, it not friday
hola guys

[ruby minnow]

its out of touch thursday

[raw moss]

Heya

[gusty willow]

It's prefriday nerd @fiery snow

[stone blade]

Yall se e the hair

[clear prism]

Who the fuck is that

[fiery snow]

im not a nerd mate

[placid sail]

fucking

prefriday

[gusty willow]

I'm not your mate mate

[placid sail]

eh, works for me cracks open a cold one

[gusty willow]

Emo cousin it I just told you

[gusty willow]

Prefriday > Thursday

[clear prism]

🤔

[placid sail]

it's a dangerous precedent though

it can go full prion disease

[gusty willow]

I live dangerously

[placid sail]

wednesday is a preprefriday, and so on

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dangerously-gif-20939086

[gusty willow]

Now that's stupid. It's not like you go to your buddy's house and say hey man we need to pre pre pre game

[placid sail]

if anything, going to your buddy's house and saying "it's two days before friday, let's get wasted" is something that may actually happen

[raw moss]

@grizzled meadow hear me out

https://vxtwitter.com/YakuzaFriday/status/1644305480246804481?s=20

[gusty willow]

Lame

[raw moss]

But yakuza...

[grizzled meadow]

Yakuza 0 best Yakuza?

Yes

Yes

Okay

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Great discussion

[raw moss]

Yes

[solar obsidian]

he's talking to himself

[grizzled meadow]

I'm the realest

I have to

[placid sail]

it's too early for yakuza friday

[hoary elk]

Talking to an expert

[raw moss]

Fell in love with Majima in 0, man's a fuckin legend

[gusty willow]

https://youtu.be/1TewCPi92ro

[raw moss]

Also simps hard for Kiryu, which is totally understandable and goated

[gusty willow]

MUFASA MUFASA MUFASA WOOOOOO

[lusty sonnet]

realest in lacking*

[grizzled meadow]

@heavy peak you

[raw moss]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

The desk slam was my notification sound for a good while

[hexed karma]

Anyone else hate the Chinese?

Just wondering

[gusty willow]

No you didn't

No you fucking didn't

[runic kernel]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/MWppipu-SMZHEcxa1hJEoha4y9AUbnUr9ydjzbyuWms/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FumF7A_XsAIijf_.jpg

[raw moss]

https://tenor.com/view/rotate-gif-25402076

[solar obsidian]

are u sure thats the right kirbo?

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[clear prism]

@charred otter check this out

[solar obsidian]

[clear prism]

@modest star we need your mod assistance here

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to falco#9084

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[grizzled meadow]

[gusty willow]

@steady trellis

[grizzled meadow]

Good thing you're all in on the joke

[clear prism]

@worn topaz Hey Grok, nice modpack you made

[modest star]

Wrong Skom

xD

[solar obsidian]

the goverment - yes

[grizzled meadow]

Man got the Sminem avatar

[grizzled meadow]

That's the joke, yes

[gusty willow]

But the real one was needed

[modest star]

I'm the real one

[clear prism]

Give this man moderator

[solar obsidian]

demote the fake skom

[clear prism]

👆

[gusty willow]

Shun the non believer charlie

[stone blade]

Hi

[gusty willow]

Fuck the non believer showed up

Shun him

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[stone blade]

alo

it's me

[raw moss]

I'm gone for like 10 seconds and we shun people?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[gusty willow]

Imagine if you stayed away

What else could we accomplish

[clear prism]

Problem?

[gusty willow]

World peace? Solve world hunger? Solve the reason why falco is always angry? Who knows what could be accomplished

[oblique spire]

\

IT WAS A MISS INPUT

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

IT WAS A MISS INPUT

[solar obsidian]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDwBweyUwAMspek.jpg

[hoary elk]

Mangia cazzo

[grizzled meadow]

Where the fuck am I always angry?

I literally spam kekws and jokes 99% of the time

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail cioè tu vai a prendere una ricetta che mia nonna...

[tribal rain]

i farted brain

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/che-schifo-gino-gino-de-campo-gross-gif-13026753

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco

[raw moss]

Not really

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbj2Zss-5GY

[gusty willow]

Idk man I've seen those paragraphs and dick slaps

[stone blade]

Just calm down

HEHEHEHEHE

[gusty willow]

You are the bitch

[stone blade]

HEHEHEHEHEHEEH

[grizzled meadow]

That's the 1% where my being serious is needed

[stone blade]

I am so sorry falco

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-game-garcia-shotgun-reload-gif-27123179

[gusty willow]

Lol lol lol moderator can't take joke

[stone blade]

hehehehehehe

I'm funny i know ty falco

[grizzled meadow]

Not my fault if your jokes are ass

[dreamy flax]

Translated by @solar obsidian

:flag_it: **Italian** *(Italiano)*

cioè tu vai a prendere una ricetta che mia nonna...

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I mean, you go get a recipe that my grandmother...

[gusty willow]

Relax start breathing

[grizzled meadow]

@solar obsidian let me send you the video

[ruby minnow]

wait so

its right now 16:27 here

my mom sent me a voice message at 17:26

was i sleeping?

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Y8Xii7Wwxdo
@solar obsidian

[gusty willow]

At least my jokes don't need a translator AND a video

[stone blade]

the simulation is real

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1101137381232484352/20230427_232542.jpg

[stone blade]

alo catboy ❤️

[runic kernel]

Hi ivan

[ruby minnow]

what is going on fr

was that like yesterday

but then did i sleep for an entire day

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[ruby minnow]

did i sleep for 2 days what is going on

[gusty willow]

Shhhh your high

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1068542271026376766/Faith_-_Father_Garcia_Grindset.mp4

[steady trellis]

Falco always angy new lore

add it

sign it

[grizzled meadow]

That's normal

You talk english because it's the only language you know
I talk english because it's the only language you know AND you need a translator because of this

We're not the same

[raw moss]

Fair point I will now proceed to have sexual intercourse with myself as I start to perish

Aka. I'll go fuck myself

[solar obsidian]

omg stop being mad

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunate, however your mother

[lusty sonnet]

oggi alle

[gusty willow]

All the Italians I Italianed with started dying so no more Italian talk ya know

[queen finch]

oh my, daddy is roasting people

[grizzled meadow]

That's some english alright

(edited)

[gusty willow]

Indeed

[grizzled meadow]

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[clear prism]

This is a very good solution. Unfortunately for you, your mother

[raw moss]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[gusty willow]

I don't try to sound smart on a channel called brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Someone's getting mad

[gusty willow]

I'm laughing my ass off over here idk why your mad

[lusty sonnet]

si

[solar obsidian]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3TS-MkUMAAzFXH.jpg

[raw moss]

My mom being 1984'd when?

[clear prism]

Your mother. . .

[grizzled meadow]

[gusty willow]

After being 1969d

[clear prism]

. . . is very nice, I am glad I could meet her 🤝

[raw moss]

AYOOOO

[queen finch]

the only straight thing I spit is facts

[solar obsidian]

even those are gai

[hexed karma]

Ayo who pinged me, what'd I miss

[queen finch]

true, and I also don't spit, can't waste a good brogurt

[hexed karma]

Hidden Discord tech wtf

[solar obsidian]

need some memes to wash the disgust away

[stone blade]

go

@narrow lotus

[solar obsidian]

lidl is going to take over europe

[raw moss]

Very respectable 🤝

[meager maple]

Pineapples with pizza

[oblique spire]

[raw moss]

Spitters are quitters

https://vxtwitter.com/asimbawe/status/1651329218771296258?t=FFXMu05OAt3coKjgP3IPUA&s=19

[pastel quartz]

I live to trigger people like that 😄
I think i will make italian sushi next and take a break from making japanese dishes with mett

[stone blade]

Fk y'all

❤️

[grizzled meadow]

I really have to follow Bibawen after this Madmen edit

[pastel quartz]

thx for the inspiration

[raw moss]

Bibawen is a vibe and a half

[stone blade]

@uncut obsidian what is Вагапаха

[raw moss]

Also frequently posts out of touch thursday vids, goated

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

tomorrow is brainfart friday

lets goo

[raw moss]

https://vxtwitter.com/asimbawe/status/1649071522995118086?t=TTarWTfcz_uzwnjOYYFAMQ&s=19

This is the type of anti-meme that I appreciate

Also Lady is a 10/10 song

[stone blade]

go out with untied hair
constantly get stared at

Suffering from success

I have quite a bit

you want some?

how I sleep

Same

💅

[grizzled meadow]

[stone shoal]

The Chemo Monkey

[stone shoal]

Why does this guy look like a Kenshi character

[raw moss]

I had to explain to my supervisor why I always stare into the sunset with music playing full blast when I take a ciggy break

[oblique spire]

I know its out of touch thursday BUT "Today was a good day" Just goes so hard I'm sorry

I failed OOTT

[stone shoal]

"I find it relaxing and ultimately a calming experience"?

[raw moss]

Good news is hood news

[stone shoal]

Bad news is?

[raw moss]

He wouldn't understand it

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566335499946426379/1100946514244800612/nYDfaEWZ99lTqVvl.mp4

[gusty willow]

No

Noone cares. It's an act.

[gusty willow]

Oh shit Ted lol

I thought you ment the Pic lol

Lol nah noone reached out but I'm not shocked

I still appreciate that you did that!

[stone blade]

Hi friends

[gusty willow]

I got a government test in a bit today actually for a job

[oblique spire]

Hi Ivan

[stone blade]

Alo llama

💗

[gusty willow]

Hell ya

[oblique spire]

❤️

[stone blade]

real

[gusty willow]

I'll inconvenience people all day any day and be paid for it

Tsa agent lol

They all are

To much red tape

[stone blade]

Exposed

[hot snow]

die

[stone blade]

No

we're just doing comedy

[uncut obsidian]

that is not a word

[hot snow]

cumedy

[stone blade]

aha oke

[stone blade]

frfr

[hot snow]

also why are there like 20 pixels on that screen shot

[gusty willow]

Everything move at the speed bureaucracy

[oblique spire]

[gusty willow]

I Bet

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade Ivab we need to buy clothes at the soup store

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507696367188312115/1100919028555460728/efc91f4508510077.mp4

[stone blade]

?

what store

[ruby minnow]

Soup store

[sturdy copper]

https://videos.pr0gramm.com/2023/04/22/1fb39a1c1a09aa88.mp4

[stone blade]

I buy my clothes from the metalshop

[ornate tulip]

https://youtu.be/XxshALpxuSo

[meager maple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zEmw2EoBuaw?feature=share

[stone blade]

skill issue

Just steal

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608013553521262593/1101074511631233075/trim.D5CE79EF-5646-4402-982A-5E4C4F51C3F3.mp4

[oblique spire]

Gaslighting AI: Level 100

[sturdy copper]

Truly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850857508389519430/1101083420546846730/VID_20230427_125141_274.mp4

[stone blade]

everything can be a black metal album if you make it black and white

[stone shoal]

Porker truly is living like a hugh-man

I love that he made a straight-up cuff so that porker could do that

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347942478424309770/591340719768207387/unknown.png

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

orcs superior

in skyrim ofc

orcs downright OP

cuz of their special power

[fading shuttle]

nord heavy armor 2 handed sword brown hair and beard

ez

[raw moss]

The hiccup is back...

[oblique spire]

Just realised there is a Russian AA truck with 2 KPVTs on the back of it in War Thunder

I know desperately need that AA truck

[remote vine]

https://youtu.be/SlSfr6Wa5sc

I'M GONNA NUT

[oblique spire]

[raw moss]

IT WORKED OH FUCK IT WORKED

THANK YOU

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892164411521892427/1098576106900181082/Omg_yes-1.mp4

[devout hull]

See guys? This is what a muscle wizard looks like.

Take notes.

[raw moss]

Finally I have something that actually works THANK YOU

[solar coral]

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

[amber marsh]

Lmao nice

Also, it's only a war crime if you loose 👈🏼👈🏼

[amber marsh]

Is that edgerunner?

Cuz I need to watch the movie that clip is from

[fading shuttle]

bladerunner 2049

[ruby minnow]

edgerunner?

[fading shuttle]

edgerunner is the cyberpunk anime

[amber marsh]

Ty kind cat

[tardy vine]

i legitametely forgot how much royalty free music slaps

these are certified banging

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[primal kiln]

I'm stuck at work with nothing to do

[amber marsh]

Lemme send an other banger

[primal kiln]

[amber marsh]

Boring work is good work

[primal kiln]

Yeah but I'm just staring at my computer

Or my phone

I'm bored

I work too quickly

[open turret]

u go first

[amber marsh]

I'd suggest you turn your work in almost last second

So they dont pile more work up on you

But still see you as someone that does things on time

[primal kiln]

Exactly

At most a couple hours early but ever since they got rid of performance based bonuses there's no incentive to take on more stuff voluntarily

[amber marsh]

I used to know a dude that made a whole code to finish his work for him, all he had to do was look it over and check for mistakes, and he was given like a week to finish it, from home, so he would do it in the first few hours and then turn it in a day before the end of the week, so he looked like he was good at it and on time

[primal kiln]

Yeah, I got an email from my boss all worried about my work load last week, and like. I was already done or ahead on most of it

It's been a while since I've actually had a brutal week at work

Not since like February

[oblique spire]

Gn brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

night

[amber marsh]

Goodnight treasured friend, may you sleep be good, and your dreams enjoyable, may the great monolith watch over you as you sleep and protect you with all it's might so you can live an other day under it's wisdom.

[remote vine]

New chapter of Berserk just dropped

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-ice-cube-it-was-a-good-day-good-day-nod-gif-4301739

[amber marsh]

That is gonna in a draw 👀

[solar obsidian]

[amber marsh]

OH SHIT I WAS SO INCREDIBLY WRONG

[open turret]

[amber marsh]

He didn't see

[oblique spire]

He doesn't realise

[solar obsidian]

gg

[oblique spire]

[open turret]

L

[amber marsh]

Quite the public execution

[open turret]

it was a 2 way i was fucked either way

[amber marsh]

Also, llama, weren't you gonna go sleep?

[oblique spire]

I couldn't miss the results of the tic tac toe match

More important then sleep

[queen finch]

whack

[queen finch]

[amber marsh]

True

[amber marsh]

PREACH BROTHER, PREACH

[open turret]

have borgar u won

[raw moss]

Sea-men : 🙏

[oblique spire]

[amber marsh]

Chad to Chad communication

(More like monkey to monkey communication but yk)

[oblique spire]

Either one works for me

I like monkeys

[stone shoal]

🐒 🐒

Why can't we flip emotes

Mirror or whatever it's called

🙉 🙈 🙊

[amber marsh]

Because of the space communists

They live in the center of the sun and control the pigeons

[stone shoal]

So, Reds live in the sun, swastika greys live on the moon... Martians on Mars... How's Jupiter?

[fading shuttle]

we cant say who lives on jupiter without getting cancelled

[stone shoal]

No, every 27.3 days, the moon spins on its axis and completes one planet's orbit. It indicates that even though the moon rotates, one of its faces is always pointed in our direction. This phenomenon, called “synchronous rotation,” explains why humans can never see the far side of the Moon from Earth

[amber marsh]

A group of female astronauts went there, but when they went past the sun, they got a huge dose of radiation because of a miscalculation and they were genetically changed to be able to procreate by themselves, so they've established a base of operations there for the USA

[stone shoal]

Okay so that's where the 'swastika greys on the dark side of the moon' come from

[amber marsh]

Or girls went to Jupiter to get stupider

[stone shoal]

Jesus christ... A... Pleasure Planet... Full of... Astronautic Babes...

[solar obsidian]

reminds me of mr. fantastic

[stone shoal]

We must invade.

[amber marsh]

Not where I was going with it but pretty hot

[oblique spire]

Gather the men, we will invade soon enough.

[amber marsh]

Bro this headache is killing me

We got boys in Saturn

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

take a nap

[stone shoal]

Do like the cavemen did, drill a hole in your skull to get the bad juju out.

[stone blade]

we're doing it

[oblique spire]

Drink more water, have a hot shower and let the water run down your neck, eat some food, have a nap.

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[stone blade]

consider the following: Kys

❤️

[amber marsh]

It's gonna go away by itself

[stone shoal]

Why/What are you telling him to kiss?

[amber marsh]

It happens all the time

[oblique spire]

Thank Mrs. Llama for passing the trick of getting rid of headaches down to me

[stone blade]

because I love him

[amber marsh]

Kiss yourself

[stone shoal]

Obomna

[stone blade]

no homo

[amber marsh]

Lmao, when I was younger I told someone to kys thinking it meant know yourself

[oblique spire]

what

[stone shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K6Y3QqlIT0E

[amber marsh]

As in "you should kys" "you should know yourself"

Makes more sense if you put a that after the know

But yk

[stone shoal]

Also related https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aVNaDpE4E44

[amber marsh]

I'd smash ngl

[oblique spire]

im just even more confused

[stone shoal]

Honestly it looks like the light's in the ring creature's brain

[stone shoal]

Good. You're distracted.

From the thing

Living in your walls.

[oblique spire]

[slate crown]

oh that's just khaaytil

he lives in everyone's walls

[amber marsh]

That would be funny as shit if it was a gif of two frames, that being the first one and the second one having a train where the deer is, saying deer. Or train.

[stone shoal]

Deer.

Train.

🚋

[slate crown]

twain

[amber marsh]

I've been looking for the ashtray for a good minute now

While standing right next to it

I got -20/-20 vision

[stone shoal]

I honestly thought that was a dog for the first half, ngl.

[slate crown]

reminds me of the time i used my phones flashlight to find my phone

[oblique spire]

I miss Stefan

[stone shoal]

I don't know whomst'd've'ly that is, but I too miss him.

[oblique spire]

German demon at my old house

[amber marsh]

https://youtu.be/69v-9S8ho5Q

[oblique spire]

He'd make knocking noises late at night

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[amber marsh]

She does too

[stone blade]

ohoooo

[stone shoal]

Idungeddit

[amber marsh]

Veggie rice with mystery meats or just veggie rice?

[stone shoal]

Meaty rice

Rice meat

[amber marsh]

Since you said that

[stone shoal]

Meaty rice is a carnivores substitute for rice. Rice meat is mashed rice...

Does rice even have a skin???

[oblique spire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A7Mlw7nFLf0?feature=share

[amber marsh]

Cant find it so have a buff irl hog rider, that is in the process of riding a hog

He has pants on so mods stay away

[stone shoal]

Hawg Ridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz

[amber marsh]

God a hog rider dude on mordhau

And a map let's me ride a hog

Or well, pig but close enough

[stone shoal]

We can only speculate if Hog riding was ever truly real

We can only dream, and hope, that someone in our history, specifically a black guy yelled in his language of choice, "Hog ridaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

While riding a hog, of course.

[amber marsh]

Gotta keep in mind that hogs, if I recall correctly were bigger so it wouldn't surprise me if shorter people rid them into battle or for sport or something

[stone shoal]

This fills me with images of midge-mong from Borderlands, but on a hog instead of a weird alien silverback gorilla thing.

[open turret]

midget troopers are REALL?

[stone shoal]

WE BRED THEM FOR THIS PURPOSE.

[amber marsh]

Not midgets, just shorter people

[stone shoal]

Midge soldiers attacking real soldiers, just swinging comically sized swords at peoples shins.

Like something you'd see in Kenshi tbh

[amber marsh]

Midgets weren't that welcome or common in the older times as game of thrones tells us

Perhaps if they were royalty but still

[stone shoal]

This is why we evolved from Medieval kingdoms, that kind of thinking right there, not utilitarian in the slightest.

IF you dislike people because they're different to you, then put them in an army, give them something to fight for, send them on suicide squad shenanigans, be baffled when they return alive, repeat until everything ELSE you hate is gone, or until they are!

The room is silent because you know I'm right.

[oblique spire]

[open turret]

facts

[stone shoal]

How long did you actually spend lookin for that one

[open turret]

i had it but silence was necessary

[oblique spire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Mvx31GWRo-w?feature=share

Brently is based

[lime dew]

you think it's recycled, but it's actually another image 🤯

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-saul-gif-26468323

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-recycling-ketchup-fail-oops-gif-18256507

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/WA7i.gif

guy's a conduit for chaos energy

[lime dew]

how did you know

do you have access to my webcam

i agree

😃👍

[final cedar]

kinda disappointed by the art direction

[stone blade]

so

[midnight cloud]

Ahhhhh nothin like a good stroll in brainfart...

Lets see what memes ill commit acts of burglary upon

[stone blade]

I was gonna go home 2 weeks from now
but then I said to my mom can I come tomorrow I changed my mind
and shes like why you tell me this now and not earlier do you people not think with your upper head or what
@narrow lotus

no I need a haircut and re-dye

and I was gonna go 2 weeks from now

but my hair is really long on the side

and its annoying me to shit

[oblique spire]

We like them insane

[stone blade]

I do

and tall

[solar obsidian]

bpd?

[stone blade]

best pussy disorder

[raw moss]

I heard disorder?

[stone blade]

yes i have that

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/PwDestm17Ak

Man that fight looks so insane. everything about it

[stone blade]

I have best hair disorder

ty

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/k88comet/status/1651462897695076352?s=46

[pastel quartz]

I know this is a repost but i need a song ID since i want to learn how to remake it myself in a bass boosted way

[narrow lotus]

[final cedar]

anyone know a good looking animated fight I can try this new neural network frame interpolation on?

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804493343010586645/1064925604102803516/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3-1.gif

[eager igloo]

Wtf Ivan ur not a cat after all