#πͺbruh-fart
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The Average Merc


dangerous mutants
Freedomer spotted. . .
analchists
Chillax, bro. Here, take a hit of this:
What the spruce
good for the soul, for all ages
Now check how much sugar is in it. . .
Its on an exponential scale
loud =/= funny
you got scared, didnt you?
calm down, its called #πͺbruh-fart for a reason 
but he's right about the loud thing though
Unless it's this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjWwMtrETk
Source: https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundSucculentArtichokeSpicyBoy
EDIT: Twitch clip is dead, video source is from TheChief1114 and Zuthar13
https://www.twitch.tv/thechief1114
https://www.twitch.tv/zuthar13
I been here a while
anyway alo delight
ale
that pleading emote is the most bottom thing ever
I writ a funny joke but it had the gey word in it so just know you're gey
I thought you were never going to write here again. . .
π«΅π
Liar.
I'm English, get used to it.
You are British?
yes
you first, I saw here
No, go fuck yourself
And what are you?
I am @clear prism
Probably Bulgarian
Tits
Ass
Pass
then pay with yours
what do you want
Pass
he wants you
Smash
He needs you
Not if i steal it
@stone blade He thinks I am Bulgarian π
he can think whatever the fuck he wants tbh
he English that's already sad enough
I would feel pity but. . .
no pity for the British
Alright bum buddies get a room.
And I'll finish it by claiming your house for the British museum collection
briβish
I found Grokβs Snapchat https://fxtwitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1651066581777018882?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA
God bless French Snapchat
βοΈ Quoting Paradoxe, The Great (@Astronomikal1)
Quote this tweet with a funny meme or video that makes you laugh when youβre sad.
I just realized I have 6 versions of Pippa singing about cowboy segs
Pippa's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8kWPz8w3ys
Explore all things Wheeler Walker Jr. - Fucked By A Country Boy in the SoundCloud catalog.
amazing post btw
Damn you got exiled to brainfart? Tf is going on today
Skom is being KGB
For like 5 stalker meme posts in an hourb
Meanwhile last night we had one person trolling gamma for 3 hr just shittalking the game in broken english, and another luring simps for install handholding in newbie chat. 
average non brainfart residents
Yup
And the whole "bro go to support for help or be moderated and msg deleted" isnt really enforced. Newb chat peaks at like 1am+ lol
I dont really care that much. But just make it make sense lmao
Here, have a cat
https://vxtwitter.com/CotatuCat/status/1650651473066459138?s=20
eh, the rules are more like guidelines, except the serious shit
ayo this aint the pirates of the Caribbean
it is now
Pretty much. Its one thing if meme spam is actually spam or getting in the way of helping newbies, but i dont think its really that bad lol
Whelp, enough
posting. Gonna sleep
depends on the mods
goodnight and farewell π
Ya. Falco best mod
The cats outside? They are free, just grab one
also 
literally me
Birb is chill too, even if i dont see you in newbie chat too much lol
wake up
still in bulgaria
day ruined
lidl still exists
day improves noticeably
REAL
yeah, he's pretty based as well
i lawst
same
also LIDL easter egg
dude imagine the prices of those apartments
literally across LIDL
holy shit




drippy
the greatest romanian artist

fututi fanina matii

Forza Horizon 4 Romania DLC @heavy peak
Take left corner , run over a drunktard
Take right corner, go into gypsy territory , your car is gone
lotta Romanian memes tonight
bravest romanian soldiers
what's the occasion?
we are making fun of iedys country
ah right
at least your country is still relevant, mine is just famous because rice
i mean no offense but she is way past + size
morbidly obese
i really should start levelling that league account
lmao mine got reset because of the garena shit but i still kept all of my skins, only my level got reset 
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shit's too funny
Land whale
fr fr
What is the game ?

mafia 3, bad game
oh
mafia 2 was the shit, after that was just pain
business is boomin
me
@grizzled meadow loves these
correct
Falco loves Men?
we're talking about the ceo of gachi memes, of course he loves men
mine is 1cm taller so it counts 
I love women who fit inside the tank with me
by law you have the right to call her mommy
exactly but she prefers mlord like a true sigma wamen
nah hates that
He loves me
my mom loves me
the last one was personal
what kind of fucking hitman quicktime event assassination bullshit
Men
boys will indeed be boys
here
Anyone know what to do if a game isn't using all of my computer's resources?
Intelligent standby list cleaner ISLC is a good starter
The game is running at a low FPS, but Task Manager says my CPU is chillin', my GPU ain't even bothered, and my RAM is at 60%
ive been exiled because i wrote in brainfart
as a punishment
even though i dont go anywhere else
took a big poopoo today
I did. now shut up
@grizzled meadow
what movie? 
If you hire a dom even stronger than yourself you just end up becoming one of the subs, that's probably how this whole mess started
6.8. do you think it's good? thanks for the info btw
rotten tomatoes look rough too
the movie title gives off a gachi vibe ngl
yes
my honest reaction
mine on the right
me and who
your gf?
the one that shows up when you stop taking pills
grandfather
She's hot
the one obsessed with eating liver?
i mean the one you are texting with
precisely
mah ride
yo he got the benz
minion wheels
fun fact, due to all the drugs he had to take during the filming of inception, Leo hallucinated an apple in this scene and wanted to bite it. Despite this being off script Steven Spielberg liked the scene so much that he kept it in the final movie
what is that? 
corruption
vulture bee hive
Meat bees
they feed exclusively on rotting meat
Adorable
reddit moment
ugh
yooo Crimson irl
one of the Ivan moments ever
I didnt
I havent drank any milk in like a week
cum decay it is
oh

... you sure?
I am
ok good. just checking
dont check his ass
I don't remember how expired milk smells like I just realized.
been a while since I let milk spoil
How long has it been...
longer than I can remember seems like
Five? Six minutes? Ive lost the track of time...
cute
My memorybis beginning to fade...

laugh at this user
This is truly a "do you know who ELSE has dementia?" Moment...
who else has dementia?
Who else has dementia?
Lmao based
Lmao based!
Lmao based!
me when child
HE WHAT?!
My sanity is dwindling soon my wallet wont be the only home to moths and dust
I love it when they go all deus ex machina 
Pull his finger bro...
@steady trellis SKOOOOOM!!!!
SKOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
SKOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
bruh you aint ever gonna leave by acting like this
ANSWER MEEEEEE!!!!


Just had some cheetos yβall wanna succ my fingers?
there, you have a friend to play with now
youre not skom...
Chicken butt
HAHAHA
it ainβt easy being cheesy
anyway, back to the other part of the server
skom is off to greener pastures
UwU~ New meat~
Go ahead, youre too stinky poopy boring to be here 
Im having so much fun here
this is giving me a brain hurt
so much fun
@narrow lotus bird birthday is in 2 days 
omg piracy!!! moderators do something!

bird birthday 
π
Pssst...
Hey...
Lemme put man
Im innocent
Lmao minister you absolute gambler
β
Successfully muted the user for 12 hours 
LMAO


huh
Guh?
who got muted
Scroll up you silly billy
jesus thats too much brain to use
why does your discord have shaders
cus it looks cool
cause he is degenerate
shit looks baller
average zoomer discord
Oh my god
you literally are a zoomer
I can smell the dorito dust

looks like the dogshit art that has 70 thousand colors and cubes
Alex whats ur faze clan nickname
generic maja L take
π€
god you are old
Nuh uh
Faze died las month
they died the same way any fuckin esport org died
reason is, esport orgs dont make any money
when does tenz play
they are not profitable
band
Whats that discord server the one with the sickle and hammer actually
soviet arma 3 unit
Loveleh

Windows 11 releases literally as Alpha
Retards : downloads WIndows 11 then fills the forums on how games are shit cause they dont work / crash / have bugs etc
Gamma is so shit man after i downloaded some new update bro
what happened?
I downloaded something called 11 windows?...
you will stay here a long time brother , i feel it

Its the joke with windows 11 man wtf
wake up in a bed with bitches, better
imprisoned here forever
local brainfart attraction
least repetitive meme
yes
yes
@grizzled meadow
climate change is irreversible we gotta lift today
π

I csnt believe this
Make it stop please dear god get out of my bogatti
Any idea what this song is?
Its the russian song about going to space
Just look it up on utube and youll find it quick
AAAAAA NO NONO NO
bro we repost too but not this much
it just became unfunny
it wasn't funny from the beginning
No im just trying get the song stuck on @midnight cloud head
So he can hear the song 24/7
Please i beg of you if this is what brainfart is i want out dear god I LEARNED MY LESSON STOP
@stone blade @fading shuttle tarkov discord moment
then post it in dms
not here
Too lazy
Tarkov
hes not addicted you guys
hah
he'll be fine
deserved
just not excited by Tarkov no mo
or as I like to say
canβt do it man
get fucked
Tarkov is a wicked mistress
thank you feller gottem good cousin hell ye
Thats quite wholesome you and ivan got history?
no I just randomly got this role
There is no "random" in brainfars
you didn't do shitposting in #βπ°β’newbies-chat
Maybe asking people to SUCC my fingies after I ate Cheetos
I was sent here for...shitposting in newbies chat...
Been here since half and hour now
I canβt talk in the main chat
Doin my time...readin the bible...
I do know that
yeah we love being racist
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

No man should be living in such torment
I play GAMMA though and spend my time getting killed by cats
saved
i dont know the name and cant seem to find it, sorry
Once they get me outta here you better HOPE youve got some stimpacks on you those knees will be bogat'tied
yw
yo jamie (mod), pull up ThunderBalls#4669's infractions
Delight ya gotta bail me out man...
Ill pay yuy back please-

Pardon?
Delight cmon mayne id do the same if you were here man get me a lawyer
π«π·
Anomaly
your honor, my client was on goblin mode
Yessiree ill be home free anytime now with that testament
Someone pin this shit!
Skom clearly it does its a perfect alibi
Schizo
your honor, he's simply built different
Aint no way man 3 minutes
he doesnt appreciate good music
exactly why not longer?
leave him exiled
my client would like to plead "oopsie woopsie"
New bandit NPC
@narrow lotus I hope you're very well lidl man
it slaps hard
i hope you're well ivan
i am good , da
cum
because tomorrow your country won't be
Yeah man leave me be in my peaceful corner from these thug life nightcore remixes
Yes I drank cum according to alex


its not even nightcore lmao
get it right nerd
oh he dont even know
send him the original
Its totally nightcore man youre clearly utterly devoid of musical taste literally ong ong
wdym
my mom loves me
she's very supportive
I bet you listen to tame impala x death gripz
the ending kinda sounds like stan from south park
I dont want this guy in here he is hella cringe
get him back to #βπ°β’newbies-chat
yeah honestly
she supported me dying my hair and loved it
π
man even brainfart dont want your ass @stone ravine
i think its the same photographer who took pictures of the original gigachad
#unloved
send his ass back
I only really came for the mod anyhow
FUCK nooo im the cringe one send me to newbies chat!!1!+!11
acceptable loss
Balls please dont...
New Bugatti
send him to Bulgaria
eugh
Too bad
Thats actually evil man you should be in court
:)
No.
Nothing changes!
Well shit man i guess youre right
my back is sweaty
wipe it then
wipe yo crusty lips
they aint crusty bro
these 2 dont deserve to be here
me ivan and mike ready to die to Top_Chinese_PlyR55
Fear ChinaNumbaOne!
head-eyes
Ivan leak classified military information
what military information bro
its a privilege to be in brainfart and these 2 do not deserve to be in here
he is in bulgaria
Millitary? In BUlgaria?
Ur mom haha
how much vodka do they consume

yes.
me too
which is way worse
fuck you
we drink homemade raki so we go blind
I didnt mean in taste
They say an army marches on its stomacg but bulgaria marches on vodka
I meant it will burn your insides way harder
vodka is like our kitchen stove
rakija is like molten lava
I love this
ivan we should drink raki one day together
Most fun time to pass in brainfart chat
I drink whiskey only
rich mf
Jameson?
idk
Tullamore dew?
whatever we have at home
Sheeeesh
dont ask me what we have at home
what do you have at home
i have bottled tears
idk I'm not at home
The whiskey at home: rakij
I told you not to ask
I asked
well idk
@edgy abyss the more i learn about malcador, the actions of big E and how horus and the forgotten primarchs were treated.....the more i sympathize with him
thats why I said dont ask
Chivas
you better know
dumb mf
so rude!!!!!
Ivan clearly you have to know man
Since youre right all the time you gotta know man you just gotta
Shuddup alex dont make me shove you in schrodingers box
bro they actually clueless
your mom
Degenerate lookin ass...
Ur dad
your grandma
ur granpa
why the hate man
you deserve it
why canβt we hold hands
ah, yes your majesty
we brainfarters are civilised folk
you 2 are just being annoying
so sorry!!
Oh shit its actually serious if a person puts a full stop in a sentence
Who?
hi dad
Shuddup we didnt even invite you here man go back to your aristocrat "stalker channel"

fuckin horus, like the man had some serious grievances about the empire and noticed that the emperor viewed him as nothing but a living weapon not worth any love
he was his "favorite son" in the same way a texan will show you his favorite gun
Would love my son to become a VZ58 when he grows up
you have no taste
Bro you're working for Duty
at least we have better taste in firearms
booty
Ehhhhhhhhhh... The Emperor DID appreacite the primarchs quite a lot. While he was DEFINATELY not the best father, he did his best. And Horus enjoyed the most attentions from the Emperor
and despite that he still didnt trust him enough to tell him his plan, leaving him to fulfill the role of human weapon, conquering for the imperium in his name while this doubt being sown into him by his own fathers mistrust
u cant post films here right?
Oh no go right ahead

The Emperor didn't share his plans with any of the Primarchs for safety reasons. Horus was corrupted by a mixture of lies and abuse of his pride
yeah
tarkov player and their presentation on why the game sucks
"safety reasons" my ass, had he disclosed his plans maybe magnus wouldnt have brought down the wall protecting his webway project in an attempt to warn him, like "oh wait, he told me not to do this thing or it will result in a catastrophe , time to find another way to warn him"
i am him
the emperors downfall was plagued by his own mistakes
WTFFF I WAS WATCHIING IT
Ah yes... Tell the primarchs about the webway gate and the reasons why he wants to create it... I wonder what would Mortarion have done with that knowlage... You know, the Primarch that used to HATE anything warp related. Or Lorgar, who was DESPERATE to find ANYTHING to worship. Or Angron who just needed the smallest reason to betray his father. Or Magnus, who was so full of himself that he'd probably try to bend the chaos gods to his will and do something stupid. Or Perturabo, who'd try to come up with ways to use the warp and it's entities to make "daddy proud". Or Konrad who was LITTEARALY INSANE and would have done something INCREDIBLY dumb just because...
WHY DIDU DELETE IT
wasn't me
Or Dorn who would try to build a fucking wall around the warp... Or Russ who'd try to kill the warp somehow
etc...
There are A LOT of good reason why none of the Primarchs should know about the warp and what's inside it
wait a second
me and who
the warp and the webway are 2 diff things tho
they exist in the same place
Bro posted a killer video and then deleted the account...
I don't even remember who it was
@grizzled meadow You know the movie is gonna be lit, when it starts with this intro
how come the dark eldar live in the webway (idk if im getting this right) and even cegorath hid in the webway after slaneesh came to be in order to not be fuckin sexually assaulted by it
warner bros > universal
Pixar>Warner bros
bollywood>every institution including the world health organization
Dreamworkβs=Pixar
because the webway is a seperate sapace within the warp that the demons can't access... Unless, you know... A certain Crimson Idiot decides to punch a big fuckoff hole in it...
Who is she lol

FUCK I FOUND A VIDEO
Donβt make me reverse google search
SOMEONE ASKED FOR A VIDEO HERE
Who asked for a video goddamn it
@oblique spire was it you?
whats going on
Yes
oh shit i guess im in the wrong channel
a big fuck off idiot who was told about the upcoming betrayal and wanted to warn big E but due to his lack of knowledge about what the fuck that wall was truly about he made a mistake( not to mention how his main reason for constantly fucking with the warp and chaos was that his father forbade him from using his powers resulting in him obviously becoming the way he is instead of letting him do that shit with his guidance)
extended version when?
Let me guess she is a murderer that Sigmoids like
looks like an average monolith female to me
Do not insult the monolith mommies, she is nothing of such glory
they insulted me π§
.
Literally me
Literally you
His father forbade Magnus the Nerd from using his powers because Magnus the Bitch CONSTANTLY overestimated the denizens of the warp, AGAINST the Emperors guidance. The Emperor warned Magnus MULTIPLE TIMES that there are creatures in the warp that out power him and that he should NEVER trust them ever, and what did he do? LITTEARLY taught his sons how to bind small warp creatures as sort of guides known as Tutelaries. Magnus constantly encouraged his sons to explore the warp and learn more about it AGAINST his fathers wishes, because KNOWALGE of the Chaos Gods grants them power. And when Magnus couldn't break through the Emperors wards to get to him, he "forced" a greated deamon of Tzeench to help him do it. And for what? So he could warn the Emperor in a matter of days instead of a month or two?
I love reading
it was torres. i already gave him this
My favourite part of the franchise is when they made 40 thousand hammers
something something emesis blue
Shes interested in me
we're going places
The 36th was the best one, tho
she is your gf
Nah i think the 30th hammer was its peak, anything later was pretty bad ngl
ayo just wanna slide an apology in here, I got a little out of hand and posted some mid unfunny stuff
very important
have a good night/day/evening to whoever
Xiveros redemption free my man xiveros
@pastel quartz
?
soonβ’
yeah about that whole "dont tell anyone about chaos so they dont have power" is like , sure maybe temporarily you have managed to keep them down but........humans are only one species in the galaxy, there are other species that will feed them and power them while leaving humanity completely unprepared for the possibility of a chaos attack. A much better strategy would be TEACH EVERYONE ABOUT CHAOS AND WHY IT IS ACTUALLY BAD SO PEOPLE DONT FALL THAT EASILY TO IT AND THE GODS CANT GAIN NEW FOLLOWERS AS EASILY
thats crazy breo
gnn!! ;3 i loveu
yeah they are so good
suck a dick
Me too maja
Tight sleep my guy
no dicks to suck
fk you too maja
i cant believe they are spoiling the story of warhammer
@grizzled meadow kill them
thankss <3
get grindr
i wont touch polish people
there arent only poles in poland
in my city there are only poles
So technically, you can't touch yourself either
and i dont move anywhere otuside my house, iw ont move anywhere else
bring new people in
Or... Don't teach humanity about it. Have Magnus the Moron LISTEN to his father. Finish the webway so the human race doesn't NEED the warp anymore. Get rid of all the psychers. And live happily ever after
Get rid of the psykers how exactly 
Racism of course
pomu rainpuff my beloved
same way he got rid of the thunder warriors?
can u change ur pfp, its ugly
cute please?
Man you didnt have to go like that on me man what id do to you?
the face doesnt amtch the fish or- idk what that is
nah I get it though, I went overboard and posted for no reason tbh.
not saying I feel bad about it, but it was unnecessary lol
Its an onion, im an onion, im an onion cosplayer
same way he progressed mankind past religion by PULLING A FUCKIN USSR AND NOT ONLY MAKING IT ILLEGAL BUT ALSO GENOCIDING SO MANY PEOPLE TO ERASE ANY TRACE OF IT?
Same, my only excuse is the power intoxicated me
disgusting
Embrace the brainfart
onions are like ogres. they have a lot of layers
whats a molly
Fisto posting in Newbie chat
an interesting thing
WAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna look like young jeanetteeeeeee
Its drugs
fuckin who now
Whos jeanette?
Ye the newbies chat was wilding at 8am
spanish singer
what the fuck nerd warhammer discussion here
I don't know how exile works; but if it means I got a warn that does not have the word FISTO in it; I am going back in there until I do
Aw fuck yeah ive no knowledge about that
dont worry, after this i will most likely go into another week long hibernation
or maybe 2 week long
he didn't genocide anyone. He just outlawed religion completely. He tried to do it without killing anyone, but at the end he gave them an ultimatum 
Gimme a few songs so i can broaden my horizons of musical taste
damn
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thats literally who she is rn
yes, i meant young ones
you know theres more than one form of genocide right? what he did very well constitutes at least cultural genocide
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samee, gosh
β»οΈ
But

drakengard posting
β»οΈ
probably... But he did it to save humanity in the best and fastest way possible 
IT'S MACAB
oomfie :c
not to mention how he bulldozed mankind towards discoveries and technological progress that they clearly werent ready for all in his grand journey to be the one man to save the human race deluding himself into thinking that humanity would do just fine without their god-emperor suddenly vanishing back into the shadows and them being left to their own devices
thats the problem
motherfucker tried to speedrun civilization


