🎪bruh-fart

[robust cove]

more like oediPUSSY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what the fuck is that btw

[runic kernel]

feeling silly

[robust cove]

when?

[runic kernel]

[robust cove]

ight then

[dreamy flax]

No horny for you LoudyKaley

[robust cove]

HAHAHAHA

that means they're hot

[weak jackal]

@runic kernel hi hey hi hello hi

[robust cove]

with that*

you have no hands

[weak jackal]

yeah huh

[robust cove]

uh huh

[grizzled meadow]

I guess the exile role was a good call

[narrow lotus]

depends on the car , the automatic drops the value

[weak jackal]

o heyg the mods are here

[narrow lotus]

the supra itself is a very tunable car but only with a manual transmission so those are the ones that go for good money

[crimson flame]

huh why tho? less power?

[runic kernel]

Hi hi hewwo

[robust cove]

very true, but unfortunately ratio

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahah

[crimson flame]

thats my reaction too

[narrow lotus]

yeah and if u buff up the engine the automatic transmission would not handle it and explode, the manual can be easily modified

[uncut obsidian]

ofc

[narrow lotus]

to whitstand the power

[uncut obsidian]

i saw the brainfart resident from a mile away

[crimson flame]

interesting

[narrow lotus]

also manual transmission is much fun cause u can rev up the car, do burnouts, drifts etc

[uncut obsidian]

This is literally #╟🔰☢newbies-chat and #🎪bruh-fart yesterday

[crimson flame]

my dad have a manual car, he wont let me drive it

i think i drove it once and succesfully given my parents multiple heart attacks in just 30mins

[robust cove]

actually real, newbies chat is more chaos because of new players

[narrow lotus]

yeah , until u get used to it u hiccup the car alot which makes it go crazy

dude who the fuck leaked literally pentagon documents on a minecraft server

what the fuck

[clear prism]

I did

[narrow lotus]

ofc it was gtanil

[clear prism]

I have a personal vendetta against the Pentagon ever since they stopped delivering me Stinger AA launchers

[clear prism]

This is not lightmode compatible, please fix

[weak jackal]

UR MOM

[clear prism]

No,

[crimson flame]

jesus himself

[opal hare]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

what happened to you gamer, how'd you end up here

good taste

[clear prism]

Anime profile picture mod?

You mean Madirex?

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

dead

[grizzled meadow]

Cap

[opal hare]

either madi or skom

[uncut obsidian]

[opal hare]

skom's pretty straightforward an express ticket to exile, experienced it first hand

[winged chasm]

Thats were you been

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

no daddy please dont kill yourself

youre so buff haha

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

Cori

Hi

[broken topaz]

Daddy

hey

[slim osprey]

Hey why did you delete my meme

[snow sparrow]

Imagine having an anime pfp

Couldnt be me

[slim osprey]

Don't tell me it's wrong to mention suicide now

[broken topaz]

its so over if thats true

[slim osprey]

How you been?

[broken topaz]

dead

inside and out

[slim osprey]

Want me to put some life in you?

[broken topaz]

My course load is fucking me

[slim osprey]

Damn

It be like that sometimes

[opal hare]

at least someone's getting some form of action

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

I dont appreciate this kind of action

[slim osprey]

Don't think anyone would

[oblique spire]

I just had a fucken 20 minute conversation with my uncle on the phone about chicken nuggets

Good convo I must say

[clear prism]

Rookie numbers

Oh my fucking god, get this role off me

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-shirt-rip-gif-26569973

[slim osprey]

Lmao

You wanna be white?

[oblique spire]

Wrong

[clear prism]

For me is black, yes

[broken topaz]

hes about to cook chicken nuggets

[clear prism]

Let him cook. . .

[slim osprey]

Discord light user

I forgot

[clear prism]

Yes

[stone blade]

I miss forza

[broken topaz]

[clear prism]

Yes

[slim osprey]

Yes the white is too strong

[oblique spire]

Exactly

[broken topaz]

bro you good?

[clear prism]

No

My name is blue

I hate this

[broken topaz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/myeyes-gif-5294202

[clear prism]

Is good 👌

I changed from dark to light

[broken topaz]

I'd prefer if discord was old Valve green

[slim osprey]

No no

[clear prism]

Discord lightmode builds my immunity towards flashbangs

[slim osprey]

He ain't retarded

He's banned

[broken topaz]

They need to make a custom colour that looks like this

[clear prism]

Yes, I am @clear prism

[stone blade]

The vulcan

[slim osprey]

Hello @clear prism I am @slim osprey

[clear prism]

🤝

[pastel quartz]

Song Sauce pls

[zealous briar]

oh dear lord, freedom caught lacking...

[runic kernel]

NOOOOO
what have you done

[clear prism]

I joined a voice channel

[maiden shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904536722560397332/1096675518524436510/VID_20230402_095505_929.mov

[clear prism]

This is all @swift scarab's fault

[zealous briar]

like 30k 🤟 🤑

[broken topaz]

Close enough

[zealous briar]

merc life

[zealous briar]

we live in a society 😩

[clear prism]

😐

[zealous briar]

you cant be he/him and femboy 😮

its sussy

[pastel quartz]

We lift in a society

[pastel quartz]

But im a good boy ?

[zealous briar]

eh sure

[broken topaz]

arent you like 30?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giga-chad-chad-gif-23788137

[runic kernel]

Hi Thunder

[slim osprey]

Dear god

The future of gen Z

[pastel quartz]

As-salamu alaykum

[uncut obsidian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA die

[stone blade]

Light mode isnt even that bad

[slim osprey]

That's all of us bud

Death is certain

[clear prism]

I enjoy it, especially with compact mode

[clear prism]

Wish they brought out compact mode for phone though. . .

[inland jackal]

Boutta go ham at my next nerf war

Also why is this channel age restricted?

[slim osprey]

New Tom Platz edit dropped

[slim osprey]

So we can ERP

[inland jackal]

Oh that makes sense

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/no-erp-vrchat-vrc-akelisia-gif-22366186

[clear prism]

😐

[slim osprey]

You can't tell me what to do

You are a bottom

[broken topaz]

STOP HUMPING

DONT DO IT

[broken topaz]

bitch

<3

[inland jackal]

Is that a challenge?

[clear prism]

Hello a bottom

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-world-of-gumball-gumball-and-darwin-scissors-cutting-gif-25912997

[broken topaz]

im not a bottom

[inland jackal]

Wait wha?

[clear prism]

Hello not a bottom

[broken topaz]

[runic kernel]

Bottom

[broken topaz]

Better

[slim osprey]

Bottom g ❤️

[clear prism]

This is nice and well but unfortunately, your mother. . .

[broken topaz]

... is a bitch

[slim osprey]

Damn

[broken topaz]

i mean

she is

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[clear prism]

My honest reaction to this information:

[slim osprey]

My parents are nice

[broken topaz]

my parents are nice now

[slim osprey]

Work has been good

[broken topaz]

now that they dont have to take care of me

lol

[slim osprey]

Workouts keep getting better

Life is just good

[clear prism]

Take care of yourself 🫵

[broken topaz]

i lived away from my parents since i was 19

[robust cove]

That's what I like to see

[broken topaz]

ive been taking care of myself for a while

[slim osprey]

Good

[clear prism]

Take care of yourself 🫵😐

[slim osprey]

Keep yourself happy

[robust cove]

steak

[broken topaz]

I dont want to

[clear prism]

This is not optional, do it

[broken topaz]

no

[slim osprey]

There is no other option

[clear prism]

Do it or else

[broken topaz]

Im gonna take the opposite of care of myself

[slim osprey]

You will be better than yesterday

What would younger you think?

You gotta make that little kid proud

[broken topaz]

younger me would be glad

[slim osprey]

Real as shit

[robust cove]

me on my way to tell you to have a nice day (you can't say no or you explode)

[clear prism]

Cori, just fucking take care of yourself, god fucking damnit

[broken topaz]

I AM

I EVEN ATE LUNCH TODAY

[robust cove]

GOOD

[broken topaz]

WHICH I DONT USUALLY DO

[clear prism]

Very good, very nice

[robust cove]

I'M HAPPY TO HEAR IT

[broken topaz]

I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING GOOD TODAY PAVLO

[robust cove]

I AM DOING QUITE SWELL THANK YOU, ALSO WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK ON

[runic kernel]

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-yelling-squidward-spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-gif-25989400

[clear prism]

Ok, @broken topaz is taken care of

Who else needs to take care of themselves

[lusty sonnet]

90% of brainfart probably

[clear prism]

Very true

[broken topaz]

im gonna go exercise

Then i will practice Guitar for an hour

and then i will do homework

[clear prism]

Homework?

[broken topaz]

Yes

[robust cove]

swag

[clear prism]

🤔

[broken topaz]

what

adults have homework too

[robust cove]

I thought everyone in here was 45 and divorced

[clear prism]

Nah

[broken topaz]

im 24 and divorced

[clear prism]

29 and

What do you call a male widow

[slim osprey]

Idk

[broken topaz]

A widower

[clear prism]

Windower

😂

[slim osprey]

I'm almost 20 and pretty much married

[clear prism]

Very good, very nice

[robust cove]

22 and depressed over here

[slim osprey]

Will never get legally married tho

Waste of money imo

[clear prism]

Just stop being depressed

😐

[broken topaz]

Take drugs to ease the depression

We call that self care

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-cat-cat-staring-cat-stare-facetime-gif-26137754

[clear prism]

Develop a crippling alcohol addiction

[lusty sonnet]

🤔

[broken topaz]

Take DMT with shamans in the amazon

[robust cove]

Yes

[clear prism]

Thank you, I spent time taking care of them

[broken topaz]

Sponsored by manscaped

[robust cove]

"Thanks I grew them myself "

[slim osprey]

Based

[broken topaz]

DID YOU WASH YOUR ASS TODAY?

[robust cove]

with acid

[slim osprey]

Yes

I washed my balls too

Not the dick tho

Cause touching a dick would be homo

[broken topaz]

real

[robust cove]

true, I saw him do it

[broken topaz]

how would you rate his technique ?

[slim osprey]

10/10

[broken topaz]

I didnt ask you

[slim osprey]

No more room to improve

[slim osprey]

Don't care

[broken topaz]

You've got an ego on you alright

[slim osprey]

Yeah I do

[broken topaz]

someone needs to take you a peg down or two

[clear prism]

🤔

[slim osprey]

No I don't get pegged

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[slim osprey]

I'm not a bottom

[broken topaz]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

calm the fuck down

[slim osprey]

Exclusive top

[robust cove]

very fast and undeniably shiny at the end

[broken topaz]

momkey

[lusty sonnet]

it's that time again huh

[clear prism]

I will now inquire about your history with food so I can then gaslight you into sending me pictures of your walls

[robust cove]

omg the humus sexual robot game

[broken topaz]

i dunno

What that means

All I know it has the funny coin

[uncut obsidian]

thwahwhat

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-coin-meme-gmod-gif-26534377

[robust cove]

watch Max0r video of le robot game trust me

[clear prism]

Yes, I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting and flexing

[robust cove]

(nothing to flex about tho)

[broken topaz]

I gotta finish the game before i watch it

[robust cove]

Good luck, I will never

[uncut obsidian]

??????

[clear prism]

(what do you mean, I have a collection of the finest rocks to flex with)

[robust cove]

Me taking your stupid rocks and crushing themm muhahaha crunch crunchy crunch

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[clear prism]

Look at my name

I have a role now because of you

[slim osprey]

Why

[swift scarab]

Good

[slim osprey]

What did we do?

[clear prism]

You are the reason why I am unable to enjoy my cheese in peace

[swift scarab]

I assume the pegging talk above madi

[slim osprey]

Can't talk about pegging?

1984

[clear prism]

What is a madi

[slim osprey]

This game has literal drug use

No kid should be playing

18+ only

[clear prism]

:)

[swift scarab]

Pretty sure I could go into newcomers and easily find people under 18

[slim osprey]

Ban all of them

[swift scarab]

Good luck with that lmao

[clear prism]

Do you really want to go there though

[swift scarab]

Eh, it’s vaguely entertaining to give them bits of advice or yell at them for the 50th time to go to #🔨base-gamma-support

[clear prism]

I already do that enough in real life

[slim osprey]

Fuck them newcomers bro

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413397630312513536/1096773492285902938/Boomers.mov

[slim osprey]

I miss when stalker was less known

[pastel quartz]

I am Aids

[clear prism]

Hello Aids

[uncut obsidian]

me

[pastel quartz]

I am Aids Monkey

[clear prism]

How can that be, your name says Gigantic Mwadi [GMT+10]

[uncut obsidian]

banned

[clear prism]

Yes, I am @clear prism

Blyat

[slim osprey]

[clear prism]

As you can see, ladies and gentlemen. . . Staff abuse

[narrow lotus]

👍

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-chad-gif-26335626

[near cipher]

Later you’ll be called “admin abused”

[clear prism]

Nah, I have a better idea

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/685219698031591472/1093678227614081146/gay.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1089200552782610513/619ABC54-7CEB-4251-B1A8-A920810A847E.gif

[clear prism]

Perfect

[amber marsh]

Couldn't be more

[amber marsh]

what is that from? I know it's charlie, but like, which vid? (or even better, you got the title of it?)

[grizzled meadow]

I swear you can't make this shit up though
Fucking Thug Shaker Central, it's amazing
The Pentagon can't do shit against 15 years old dudes with internet, it's incredible

[urban ocean]

For real

[inland jackal]

Lmao you know it's a bad day when a femboy calls it small

[fading shuttle]

it was a 21 year old dude who is a United States guardsman with an intelligence division of the Massachusetts Air National Guard

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I watched the video 🤓

[clear prism]

Discord kitten. . .

[narrow lotus]

ofc it was discord minecraft server who leaked pentagon

who else

to win an internet argument no less

literally

Yeah dude i have secret US documents info

No dude lmao liar

There you go posts legit top secret docs

Random moderator : Ughh guys this is offtopic

[clear prism]

Everyone in that Discord about to get fucking merced

[inland jackal]

I thought war thunder and WOT fans were the only dudes to leak secret documents lmao

[robust cove]

Finally not warthunder forums so W

[inland jackal]

Hah we had the same thought

[robust cove]

lul

[robust cove]

YESS THE EDIT IS REEEAL

[clear prism]

Very true

[robust cove]

also

[inland jackal]

I'd believe it.

[mental bolt]

hello chat

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-rabbit-dance-bunny-vibe-twitch-gif-25518131

[robust cove]

[runic kernel]

Hi Mercenary

[uncut obsidian]

i see a disturbing lack of mutes here

[robust cove]

(I'll post some later )

[inland jackal]

Yeah I've only been looking at this for a little while and I already know the vibe this place usually has

[slim osprey]

This place used to be better

Golden age or something

[somber warren]

fr fr

[clear prism]

Mute me for 14 days

[robust cove]

(more femboys)

[inland jackal]

Im assuming that was before stalker was popular

[slim osprey]

Nah

We were more racist before

[uncut obsidian]

done, you're @clear prism

[inland jackal]

Damn

[clear prism]

Thank you 🤝

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

Femboys were the dark age

[robust cove]

my sleep paralysis demon

[slim osprey]

Literally the whole reason they are banned now

[robust cove]

and what is the current age then?

[warm fossil]

look at this fucking cat

[slim osprey]

Age of uncertainty

[inland jackal]

Kinda like

[robust cove]

a whole spoonful

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart is looking for it's purpose again

[inland jackal]

Settled down old married couple

[warm fossil]

(guaranteed destruction)

[robust cove]

I will bring a new age of shitposting to this wretched and war torn place

[fading shuttle]

Well fuck you, look at demon

[uncut obsidian]

you've missed that

[slim osprey]

Good luck trying

[inland jackal]

No. Shut.

[uncut obsidian]

Seeing novices in here is like seeing practice targets

[warm fossil]

[uncut obsidian]

A novice here is a muted person several hours later most of the time

[robust cove]

WHY DID I HAVE TO LEEEEEAVE WHYYYYYY

[clear prism]

Most of the time

[uncut obsidian]

shutup you're @clear prism

[clear prism]

By the grace of Allah, I bypass the mute

[slim osprey]

Religion talk, banned

[warm fossil]

the weekly BattleBit playtest should've started 6 minutes ago

smh

7 now

[clear prism]

It has been a good run, gentlemen 🫡

[slim osprey]

I shall watch your ban again

[uncut obsidian]

idk if i should start playing battlebit again

[robust cove]

no you're too young to go already

[cinder vector]

watafeq is goin in da farts channel got 800 new message

[inland jackal]

Farts

[robust cove]

men shaking their ass, all of them

[warm fossil]

losing interest in the game as well

[slim osprey]

It ain't his first time, don't worry

[warm fossil]

with the midweek tests gone, I can't be arsed to wait an entire week to play it for an hour or 2

[robust cove]

I will post men twerking, it is a matter of time and patience

[uncut obsidian]

you will

once

[slim osprey]

Do it right now

No fear

[warm fossil]

if I had someone to play BB with, that at the very least would give motivation to fuck around and try out silly things

but alas,

I don't have anyone

[slim osprey]

Learn to make friends ingame

[cinder vector]

no not the thug shaker,

[uncut obsidian]

you have brainfarters

remember the brainfart gamenights?

the good ole days?

[warm fossil]

of course I do

the good ol' days...

[uncut obsidian]

[inland jackal]

Low key sounds like a skill issue

[warm fossil]

[warm fossil]

oh well ex-fucking-cuse me I don't like to go out of my way to meet people in a game

especially in a game like BB

[cinder vector]

oh shit

[inland jackal]

Again.

Skill issue

[stone blade]

let's see
who is being an idiot and who will get muted today

[cinder vector]

here's a clean 1

[inland jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968021461770059808/1022011792920158248/nato.gif

[cinder vector]

looks like ur gif is static a bit

[inland jackal]

Yea idk whats up with that

It's not supposed to be a gif

[somber warren]

literally me

[inland jackal]

Yeah

I once knew a friend that hated feds.

[somber warren]

all my homies hate feds

[inland jackal]

Then he got in trouble with the feds for unrelated reasons

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-bestie-boob-morning-breastie-so-true-breastie-get-away-breastie-hello-breastie-gif-25605798

[somber warren]

thats how it usually goes down

[robust cove]

Me getting executed publicly in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat afterwards

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/lHM5qsuwEiA

i will never go to this site, but god damn is it the wild fucking west

[cinder vector]

@clear prism bro watafeq? how da hell did u get rank up faster?

wat?

u just joined like april 6

[robust cove]

he got the secret cheat code

[somber warren]

Hackerman

[cinder vector]

hax

[clear prism]

Stalker. . .

[robust cove]

fr tho he's a gamma boomer

[inland jackal]

It is also /b/ so yea

[severe flicker]

no clue what that means, and i dont want to know

[slim osprey]

He payed grok himself

DM him about it

[cinder vector]

das bribery no fair

[inland jackal]

It's the forum in 4Chan where the bad shit comes from.

[slim osprey]

Simply get money 4head

[cinder vector]

wished i was i have expirienced rank

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772139652626382859/1096673132770754690/golden_freddy.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

new test dropped boys https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test

[severe flicker]

ah, i thought it was the whole thing but ok, i assume worse than usual

[severe flicker]

i got full

im also diagnosed

[cinder vector]

oh shit i knew this game called cross fire

good times for asian dudes like us who can't afford to buy cs go

[inland jackal]

Actually yeah, aside from money, how do you even rank up in this server?

[severe flicker]

i actually did a test with vaccines

because funny

before i was 20-22, then after full

[severe flicker]

i was messing with friends

[severe flicker]

i hold more power than i thought

[severe flicker]

holy

shit

[inland jackal]

Im supposed to get diagnosed later in the year, but all the psychiatrists are booked until September. 👍

If I'm lucky

[robust cove]

then be experienced I guess

[severe flicker]

took me 6 years

im 15

[inland jackal]

Damn

[severe flicker]

took from 9 yrs old to get the diagnosis in the u

k

[uncut obsidian]

second youngest brainfart member

[robust cove]

second? you know what idc

[severe flicker]

second?

dear god

[warm fossil]

Madi don't

for the love of God

[steady trellis]

[inland jackal]

It took me 3 years just to convince my parents to book the appointment 👍

[uncut obsidian]

[robust cove]

omg Hi skom

[uncut obsidian]

i won't

[severe flicker]

my parents berrate me

[uncut obsidian]

I'll let the newbies stay clueless

[inland jackal]

Damn. That sucks

[grizzled meadow]

Bruhhh

[uncut obsidian]

i have adhd but i never even told my mom about it

[runic kernel]

Hi Skom

[uncut obsidian]

less than me

[steady trellis]

[robust cove]

LIES

[solar obsidian]

how do u know that u have it?

[uncut obsidian]

all the signs of adhd

[warm fossil]

tysm

[inland jackal]

Well yeah that's what I'm getting diagnosed for

Eventually

[slim osprey]

No medical check?

[uncut obsidian]

i notice them every day

[uncut obsidian]

how would i get medical check if i never told my parents

[solar obsidian]

you must tell your parents and you must get a professional diagnose if you dont want problems

[slim osprey]

Tell your parents?

[uncut obsidian]

slight issue with that

[inland jackal]

Ah you're kinda like me but instead of not telling anyone about it my parents just couldn't be bothered to get me a referral

[slim osprey]

Go to the doctor yourself?

[robust cove]

yeah it's always this easy lmao

[uncut obsidian]

can i tho

[slim osprey]

Idk

[solar obsidian]

tried?

[slim osprey]

You tried?

[uncut obsidian]

no lmao

[inland jackal]

Check your state laws

You might be able to

[uncut obsidian]

im russian

[robust cove]

state laws

lmao

[uncut obsidian]

bro thinks everyone's murican

[inland jackal]

Ohh

Right

[slim osprey]

Check the law lmao

[steady trellis]

no surprise

[inland jackal]

I forgot that this place has a lot of Russians

My bad

[slim osprey]

You don't belong here

[robust cove]

wut is that btw what test

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian it doesnt matter if u are russian, your country still has some decent laws like any other

[somber warren]

letsgoooo

[solar obsidian]

what is this website? i would like to check it out

[uncut obsidian]

`Up to and including 15 years of age, any medical measures, from the detection of complaints and initial examination by a physician, can be performed on children only with parental consent.

In other words, a teenager can go for tests or X-rays on his or her own only at the age of 16.`

[solar obsidian]

arent u 17?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[solar obsidian]

also, do u have what is called a "family doctor"?

[uncut obsidian]

but still

[uncut obsidian]

a what now

[robust cove]

family doctor that a family always goes to

[slim osprey]

A doctor that your family visits often

[uncut obsidian]

that's not a thing here

[slim osprey]

What

Why not

[robust cove]

is it not a thing at all, or your family doesn't?

[slim osprey]

It would benefit the family to have a doctor that knows everyone

[uncut obsidian]

not a thing at all

[uncut obsidian]

the doctors just check the documents and the history of your visits to the clinic, i guess

[slim osprey]

Yeah that's a thing too

But a family doctor is still good y'know

Consider it if you make a family

[robust cove]

lol I'm 22 and I'm not thinking about that shit

[uncut obsidian]

they are not a thing in russia

[runic kernel]

Lets gooo

[uncut obsidian]

brotha

[robust cove]

if you move then

[uncut obsidian]

yeah, i have plans

uk

[robust cove]

wish you luck fr it can be difficult

[hoary elk]

Kangdom

[inland jackal]

He's happy he belongs in this channel lol

[robust cove]

especially in your case of course

[steady trellis]

hope it works out for you, albeit the UK having their own massive issues rn

better than the alternative I guess, otherwise you wouldnt take that choice

[uncut obsidian]

getting one more asylum seeker shouldn't affect them in any way, especially if I'll have a place to stay and they won't have to give me one

[steady trellis]

i dont know their specifics - in the past it was a great place and easy to get into - these days the right is just pushing very very hard

you can do it, I'm sure

[robust cove]

Yeah, before most people would move to the UK, polish people especially imo

[uncut obsidian]

i still have time to plan it

but my last resort choice is just hiding in a train car lmao

it's impossible to legally get into UK anyways

[clear prism]

Make a run for Germany

[steady trellis]

AT or DE are solid choices for sure - if you make it over the border

[uncut obsidian]

AT / DE?

[sharp mural]

unless you wanna get married

[steady trellis]

Austria and Germany

[clear prism]

Austria and Germany

[robust cove]

do you know how you would get to the west? trough Belarus or something?

[uncut obsidian]

third country

Georgia / Kazakhstan

[uncut yew]

[robust cove]

I was thinking that as a second option yeah

[uncut obsidian]

people already used the Verkhniy Lars border crossing to escape to Georgia in September

[clear prism]

bz11k got to Turkey

[uncut obsidian]

this summer it's gonna get more popular

[sharp mural]

wait

british helthcare

[uncut yew]

That test weighs the moderate answers too heavily, they want our money!

[sharp mural]

asking for money?

[uncut obsidian]

denial

[pastel quartz]

hey guys, my test came out weird

[uncut obsidian]

inspect element

[final cedar]

dafuq? Do psych-doctors get 4500 an hour?

[solar obsidian]

pretty much it, i guess

[uncut yew]

Oh no no, no denial.
I have had a chat with a neurologist and several psychiatrists, I know what is up and what is down.
They said they don't know if I also have autism 🥔

[grizzled meadow]

What about it

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

fr I wish you luck getting trough, if you decide for train hopping you should watch shiey on youtube, he does a lot of that and has some good tips to stay safe

[dreamy flax]

**Art.#4003** once said...

I'm a proud italian, so was my father, grandfather and great-grandfather

Made by Punished Metro NXP#3954

[sharp mural]

MAMA MIA he insulted my people

she will be tonight

[dreamy flax]

**Art.#4003** once said...

I'm a proud italian, so was my father, grandfather and great-grandfather 🫰

Made by Punished Metro NXP#3954

[uncut obsidian]

[clear prism]

Ayo if you need a place to dwell at for some time in Germany, let me know 🫡

[sharp mural]

looks like Lucius malfoy

[uncut obsidian]

certified rizz

[sharp mural]

Bro caught himself a femboy real easy

[robust cove]

okay lmao

[warm fossil]

I actually did play a bit o' BattleBit with Bruno and Tomb a couple of weeks ago

[clear prism]

What

[slim osprey]

Ay yo gtanil that's a minor

[warm fossil]

admittedly, it got boring quite fast

without you it just... feels empty y'know?

[clear prism]

?

[slim osprey]

?

[uncut obsidian]

certified rizz

[cinder vector]

every new stalker always choose toz

[solar obsidian]

you're out of touch

[clear prism]

Ay yo tophattwolf that is a minor

[slim osprey]

It's a kid bro

[robust cove]

I don't see them mining coal, get to work

[inland jackal]

NOOO

OH GOD NO THE BURNS

[warm fossil]

<-- (doesn't get it)

[cinder vector]

wat? don't u see it's tacticool way to reduce recoil on full auto.

[uncut obsidian]

it's a good thing you don't know tophatt's age

[inland jackal]

I can't tell if you're being ironic and it's killing me

[robust cove]

haalul 12 idk

[clear prism]

I know no ages of anyone here whatsoever

[warm fossil]

silly? yes
stupid? yep
a little ashamed? hell nah

[robust cove]

I'm 1299994933 years old

[stone blade]

I love how the main battle with Valak in the Conjuring 2 takes place in fucking UK of all places

conclusion?

valak is british

[clear prism]

Hello 1299994933 years old

I am @clear prism

[robust cove]

[slim osprey]

Hello 1299994933 and @clear prism

I am @slim osprey

[inland jackal]

Hello 1299994933, @clear prism and @slim osprey.

I'm @inland jackal

[uncut obsidian]

hello

I'm

[robust cove]

A

[oblique spire]

Come to Australia

[slim osprey]

_ _

[hoary elk]

Old rwanda flag..

[clear prism]

Very interesting indeed

[grizzled meadow]

Hello 1299994933, @clear prism, @slim osprey and @inland jackal.

I'm @grizzled meadow

The absolute Chad

[inland jackal]

Mood, but the swear jar has buried both the jars in coins (I'm Australian, swearing like a fuckin sailor is in my blood)

[slim osprey]

Swear rn

[inland jackal]

Heck

[oblique spire]

Hello 1299994933, @clear prism, @slim osprey, @inland jackal and @grizzled meadow

I'm @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

🤝

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow can I see my infractions?

[oblique spire]

Fun fact: There's a total of like 4 places with internet in the whole of Australia, all of us Aussies pretty much live in the same house

[runic kernel]

Hello 1299994933, @clear prism , @slim osprey , @inland jackal , @grizzled meadow and @oblique spire

I'm @runic kernel

[robust cove]

Idc

[inland jackal]

I'm gonna beat you to it

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeah, the whole international wrestling festival series is amazing

[robust cove]

Competitive post nut clarity

[heavy peak]

overpriced convenience store

[robust cove]

You are correct, Lewiatan better, idc they don't have all the western shit snacks

[pastel quartz]

Someone needs to make Femboy Balenciaga

[slim osprey]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[pastel quartz]

UwU~

can i watch ?

[slim osprey]

The fuck do you mean uwu

[robust cove]

Uh a fed spotted in #🎪bruh-fart

[slim osprey]

I'm telling you to make femboy balenciag

[final cedar]

federal agents?

[robust cove]

Yes

[final cedar]

glowies?

[pastel quartz]

Yes, thats an UwU Moment

[slim osprey]

More common than you might think

[final cedar]

Anyone wana commit a hate crime?

[pastel quartz]

the duck is in the noose

[pastel quartz]

i repeat

the duck is in the noose

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

🤤🫠

[uncut obsidian]

you will get shot

[robust cove]

Leave this place you Shaitan

[slim osprey]

I like how my phone don't even show the emotes properly

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-dgaf-seal-with-it-gif-7886518

[slim osprey]

Like what the fuck does this mean

[pastel quartz]

never

[uncut obsidian]

🫠

[slim osprey]

Thanks

[robust cove]

Okay, get doxxed then

[final cedar]

where the femboy deathsquad at?

[pastel quartz]

Im here

[final cedar]

ik

[slim osprey]

They wanna put you down

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1096803612014944276/1677727828242793.jpg

[waxen needle]

it would be cool that grok creates a new role called femboy deadsquad

[pastel quartz]

I like to get down~

[slim osprey]

Yeah

👍

[robust cove]

Ight that's it, thug shaker moment you heathens

[slim osprey]

Hey tell your boyfriend to unblock me

[pastel quartz]

he dosent have you blocked 🤷‍♂️

[slim osprey]

He said he did

The bitch

[slim osprey]

Alright then

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844602419215073330/1096799357480730644/The-language-of-the-Gods-1681567695547.mp4

[pastel quartz]

only person he has blocked here is @trim pilot

[slim osprey]

Fair enough

[pastel quartz]

Thats atleast what hes saying

[trim pilot]

Yeah and I didn’t do fucking anything

[clear prism]

Calmest Austrian bus driver

[trim pilot]

I barely ever interacted with him

[robust cove]

Damn L

[pastel quartz]

And i quote "This piece of shit kept dropping bait in VC and tried to get people banned and is overall annoying"

[final cedar]

who blocked u?

[trim pilot]

What?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bMXDT.gif

[trim pilot]

I’ve barely ever used vc, and I don’t try to get people banned

The fuck?

[trim pilot]

Literally the only reason I used bc was to farm levels

[pastel quartz]

dunno, and i also wont keep talking about it

[trim pilot]

Pretty sure he’s got the wrong guy

[pastel quartz]

Hes sitting next to me rn

Hes muted

til like tomorrow

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

He said out Cats name too often in VC

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

[slim osprey]

F slur

[final cedar]

imagine spending time on discord when your s/o is right next to you

[robust cove]

Oop

[slim osprey]

British word for cig

[pastel quartz]

Were both looking at memes

[trim pilot]

I genuinely think he’s got the wrong guy

[uncut obsidian]

s/o?

[robust cove]

Sounds like a great time you're having

[gusty willow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/637272068878106625/1096622162212831332/5622565632156241.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Significant other

[slim osprey]

Significant other

[steady trellis]

welcome to Vienna

[gusty willow]

significant other

[trim pilot]

Because I’ve extremely rarely been in vc, and only two times have been in vc wit farting brained, never with him

[uncut obsidian]

Significant other

[gusty willow]

otter*

[final cedar]

sex offender

[pastel quartz]

mf got Edumacated

[uncut obsidian]

edumacated?

[pastel quartz]

Yes

the Retarded way of saying Educated

[robust cove]

Edoodiemicated

[pastel quartz]

Same as saying Ossifer instead of Officer

[uncut obsidian]

who the fuck does that

[final cedar]

oussi?

[robust cove]

Me

[pastel quartz]

Retarded people

[plucky void]

I was about to ask why Leon is so short and... holy shit that video is lore accurate to both Leon and Biden's heights

10/10 for effort

exquisite meme

[final cedar]

pescetti

[plucky void]

YOUR EDUMACATION FAILED YOUR MIND
AND THE NUMBERS HAVE LEFT YOUR BRAIN BEHIND

[gusty willow]

[uncut obsidian]

aagwhatt

[clear prism]

This is very peculiar

[uncut obsidian]

ssaawhhat

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[pastel quartz]

Thigh highs do be kinda comfy

[pure cobalt]

false

[robust cove]

True!

[clear prism]

Wasting money on Nitro just so you can have this 😂

[uncut obsidian]

I'd talk about that but it's a forbidden topic

[uncut obsidian]

i got gifted, don't care

[slim osprey]

Wasting money on nitro so I can send larger classified documents

[clear prism]

This is how Nitro is used, everyone

[gusty willow]

Using element so I dont get caught

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/diDnLvyoDUk

[narrow lotus]

p!unmute @queen finch

[foggy mantle]

@queen finch has been unmuted.

[narrow lotus]

happy easter

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/unicorn-adri-summon-summoned-i-have-been-summoned-gif-22384832

[runic kernel]

Hi Scp 230

[queen finch]

Shalom

[oblique spire]

No no

Neuron activation comes when you ammo rack a T-80 while in a Marder 3 from ww2

[final cedar]

wow orthodox easter freed your bacon

[oblique spire]

Isn't this right @final cedar?

[clear prism]

Truth. . .

[slim osprey]

Reason why you should date men tbh

[clear prism]

Unfortunately I enjoy danger 😂

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[solar obsidian]

night night

[steady trellis]

[slim osprey]

Fair enough

[uncut obsidian]

Night

[solar obsidian]

that was for Catboy

[clear prism]

Have a safe night

👋

[solar obsidian]

but thank you in advanced 🤝

[solar obsidian]

4 more days and you will legally be muted

[clear prism]

Why not now

[solar obsidian]

because 14 is underage

[clear prism]

14 days is underage, yes

But 18 days hardly makes a difference

[lusty sonnet]

18 days of peace and quiet

[cinder vector]

AK reloads

i don't recommend doing the iraqi reload

where u hold the bolt 1 arm then slide the magazine in

[pastel quartz]

oki

[stone blade]

wrong

I would be explaining tarkov lore to her

[pastel quartz]

please do

[fading shuttle]

if she isnt interested she aint worth it

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093491094324514906/1096827233676574820/video0_2_1.mp4

[warm fossil]

that's unironically something that would actually happen to the Soldier

[pastel quartz]

new tf2 weapon update leak

(real)

[stone blade]

Yes.

[pastel quartz]

literally me Fr

anybody else here wear cat ears from time to time?

Nah, real men wear arabian goggles

[stone blade]

no

Real men wear a welder mask

[pastel quartz]

valid point

[stone blade]

ty

[pastel quartz]

Real men wear thigh highs

The worst part about welding is the smell, it's very aromatic but also cancerous 😦

I also like the smell of gas stations, same problem there

god has given men natural urges and punishes them for living them out

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

boysmell best smell

[stone blade]

[oblique spire]

[narrow lotus]

p!prime

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

UwU~ I love liberty prime

[oblique spire]

[stone blade]

no chads on woods soil

[final cedar]

*son

[foggy mantle]

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[cinder vector]

well kids are always curious

[queen finch]

Bruh

[cinder vector]

some things better off not touching shit

[pastel quartz]

Wibewty pwime wiww destwoy aww communist ewements thawt awe thweatening democwacy~

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

art student detected?

[cinder vector]

"stares at mah gundam collection on glass notice a kid toying it by ripping apart"

[pastel quartz]

Graphics Design, close enough

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bAxqT.gif

[pastel quartz]

What the fuck

[final cedar]

i just noticed revolution guy looks a lot like john marston

[pastel quartz]

He looks retarded

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

I'm not the one silkscreening his face on t-shirts

[cinder vector]

OHhhhh wasn't john marston from red dead redemption?

pretty good cow boi game

[final cedar]

yehaw

pew pew

[oblique spire]

YEEEEEHAW

[fading shuttle]

rdr2 banger game

[oblique spire]

^^^

[cinder vector]

yowza that was nifty partner

[robust cove]

Jelly beans

[pastel quartz]

metro rolls "worst joint ever"

asked to leave gamma discord

[fading shuttle]

exile

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-you-sir-are-a-fish-fish-fishing-gif-21640724

🐟

[eager igloo]

Thanks for bass level test, didn't know my headphones can go that low

[oblique spire]

Mr. Morgan got some jelly beans

[fading shuttle]

morgan? thats arthur callahan

[dreamy flax]

Punished Metro NXP, All is silent..

[oblique spire]

As yes, how could I mess up Tacitus Kilgore's name

[dreamy flax]

Madirex, All is silent..

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789650510377910273/1096531381334577172/4D69EAD8-937E-4647-AAA7-88EC1AA7FC75.mov

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[stone shoal]

I replaced your BALLS with fruit by the foot.

How will you pee now?

[stone shoal]

[hoary elk]

that's not very nice

[fading shuttle]

i replaced your spine with fruit by the foot

[stone shoal]

I'm sorry 😔

[fading shuttle]

cmon, stand straight and look at me

[stone shoal]

I replaced your Frontal lobe with fruit by the foot

Try and be conscious now, buttmunch.

Fruit lobotomy

[fading shuttle]

i replace your muscle tissue with froot by the fuit

[stone shoal]

fk. gd thng gt skin stll

[fading shuttle]

no muscle cant talk or type

i win

[hoary elk]

Nice frontal lobe tard

[solar obsidian]

love these memes, keep 'em coming 🤝

[stone shoal]

👨 ⬅️ 🍎 🍊 🍍 🍇 ➡️ 🦶

[fading shuttle]

me after front loaf replaced by foot by the fruit

[stone shoal]

Jesus christ

This fruit by the foot lore just got wild

At least with the midas skittles guy you just get instantly deleted

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533580870989119490/1096671068619546634/AT-cm_s48AJ9wTq3ZAx0oLqZI1wQ-720.mp4

[stone shoal]

tbh I fail to see the funny. He said jack out and that sounds like jack off?

[fading shuttle]

did you know, loss of part of the frontal lobe or the entirety can prevent the creation of new memories?

i wont know

since i have frontal fruit lobotomy

[stone shoal]

See, sometimes you want to kill your opponent and sometimes a fate worse than death is the way to go

Capital Punishment really needs to think about these things more often tbh, just give people fruit lobotomies and suddenly hey presto! Crime stops almost entirely!

[stone shoal]

Also, can't alcohol abuse do the same thing?

Or is every disease they talk about on House just complete bullshit?