🎪bruh-fart

[snow sparrow]

Perfect for me also

Yea last of us is shit

[solar obsidian]

ah, you are right

[weak jackal]

i got 74 hours on re4 god damn

100% completion, over 10 playthroughs done

i am a wreck

[solar obsidian]

yes, it was last of us port that's shit

[snow sparrow]

Leon the sex kennedy will do that

[narrow lotus]

yeah Last of Us was bug hell on PC

[weak jackal]

Leon Serve Kennedy

[fading shuttle]

i think the options still dont do anything on the last of us

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[fading shuttle]

wondering when thats gonna get fixed

[warm fossil]

I just realized, now that I have a DX11 compatible GPU I can finally try out the RE2 remake

[snow sparrow]

Still sad they cut out no thanks bro from the remake

https://tenor.com/view/no-thanks-resident-evil4-leon-gif-18406020

[weak jackal]

a bunch of the meme lines are achievos now

[fading shuttle]

hasta luego is still in

[narrow lotus]

well , you can play most games actually, my fucking 960 was dx 11

[narrow lotus]

what gpu did u have before toph

[warm fossil]

I had a GTX 6something-something before

that barely ran DX10

[fading shuttle]

anyway the new merchant sucks

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats antique

[fading shuttle]

he rarely says "WHADDYABUYIN"

[warm fossil]

think it was GTX 670

[narrow lotus]

turn it into a cupholder

[warm fossil]

now I've got a GT 1030

not the biggest upgrade but still marginally better

[narrow lotus]

oh my god he has a 1030

why 😦

did u buy it with pc or what

how did u get that thing

[warm fossil]

no lmao that was my bro's choice

[queen finch]

RX 6800 XT

[stone blade]

[warm fossil]

we both agreed on GTX 1650 but he bought that one in the end

[narrow lotus]

man , that was kinda a poor choice idk

1030 is dog shit

[warm fossil]

ikr

[fading shuttle]

just save up money and get an actual video card wtf

mf bought toaster electronics disguised as a video card

[narrow lotus]

yeah like at least an rx 560 or a 3050 idk , even those are better

it is what it is tho , if it works and you are happy , that is ok for you

[warm fossil]

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

i got the 6700

[warm fossil]

I mean if it can run Anomaly

that's already awesome

it's honestly better than I expected, obviously FAR from good but

it is what it is

[warm fossil]

unlike my old GPU that forced me to run GAMMA on fucking DX8

[fading shuttle]

they are literally me

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-spinning-horizontally-gif-25424411

[onyx birch]

Where do I join

I want to troll western media

[snow sparrow]

Just post a spinning rat

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-spinning-horizontaly-spinning-horizontaly-spining-rat-gif-25837231

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-poly-gif-26343838

[snow sparrow]

AGHHH!

Rat jumpscare 🐀

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkxupwbFLk

[oblique spire]

Hehhehehehehhehehehehehehheheheh

[orchid robin]

How the fuck

Did one

Tiny outpost

With 2 squads garissoned

And 0 static weapons

Take out an mrap

An m2 bradley

And received an attack helicopter as support

[orchid robin]

How you enjoying it?

[narrow lotus]

what is this game

[runic kernel]

HI Dutyer

[orchid robin]

Hello cat

Hru

[runic kernel]

Good about to have dinner

Hbu

[oblique spire]

Havent even played a match yet

Just playing some now

[orchid robin]

About to take a tiny outpost out with 2 squads and a 50 cal mounted mrap cuz i am done underestimating them

[orchid robin]

I didnt ask how are you enjoying the multiplayer or smthn

Just in general

[oblique spire]

Well

the gun selection is nice

So is the armor and that

[orchid robin]

Oh it is

Mhm

Vehicles?

[oblique spire]

Havent gotten that far bro

This is my first experience

[orchid robin]

Ok ok

[warm fossil]

okay this one is actually funny

[lunar brook]

If not for the fact we are seeing this 3 time today

[warm fossil]

counterpoint I'm seeing this for the first time

[warm fossil]

[lunar brook]

counterpoint:

[solar obsidian]

how can you say no to that smile

[rose ferry]

ikr

[oblique spire]

AI helicopter pilot smashed into power lines

[narrow lotus]

CHAD Country moment

[devout hull]

over 'ere, stranga

There is plenty at the RTH porn channel.

[solar obsidian]

i use twitter

[narrow lotus]

that shit might be thrown into the banned bin next to femboy posting soon

it's already getting on my nerves

brainfart will become an utopia soon

[warm fossil]

my sincere condolences

true...

...honestly I would prefer a redditor more

!1984

[split canyon]

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[somber warren]

yes please

[solar obsidian]

don't worry, i follow dank and based meme accounts. i don't care about the typical twitter drama/bullshit

[queen finch]

Van Darkholm discord

[snow sparrow]

When do I get freed from my brain fart prison

[weak jackal]

mix of twitter and reddit

[weak jackal]

ask a mod politely :)

[snow sparrow]

I miss the homies in newbie chat 💀😩

[pastel quartz]

Shadbase, Van Darkholm, and several other servers

[snow sparrow]

Any mod that is here I apologize for posting a gif of Virgil saying Farted 3 times. It shall not happen again. “The lads did find it funny tho”

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[lunar brook]

posts it 2 more times immediately 0.1 second after unban

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

Maybe I do belong here

[fading shuttle]

I say he just stays permanently exiled

[snow sparrow]

I would deserve it at this point

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-opinion-valid-opinion-rejected-chad-face-gif-25893408

Truly. You hate to see it 😩🗿

Based and fart posted

[weak jackal]

🥶 🍑

[snow sparrow]

Me after killing all of rostok

[uncut obsidian]

there's one person on the kill list btw

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade what would Asparukh do?

[solar obsidian]

cold ass?

[weak jackal]

freeze peach

[snow sparrow]

Oh my good mod. Free me from the brain fart prison. I have learned and I repent. I shall no longer post Virgil saying farted in chat

“Unless it’s here”

[queen finch]

my Bf is like sleeping next to an ice cube

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-ice-cube-gif-18776001

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-gif-26417757

[pastel quartz]

you feel like I'm next to the sun

[narrow lotus]

leave , and never return

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-opinion-valid-opinion-rejected-chad-face-gif-25893408

[stone blade]

idk probably shout at her

[snow sparrow]

Huzzah I am free! Goodbye my brothers. 🤝

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/wack-not-interested-gif-9843818

[eager igloo]

posts Vergil gif immidiately

[snow sparrow]

Imagine

[eager igloo]

No balls

[snow sparrow]

I promised I would not do it. Maybe one day. But not today.

[queen finch]

imagine willingly leaving brainfart

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

[queen finch]

the ride never ends

[snow sparrow]

Upon further though

Thought

I like it here

[queen finch]

why wouldn't you?

unless you're a snowflake

[snow sparrow]

It’s true

[stone blade]

ME

LITERALLY ME

[snow sparrow]

To be fair kind of glorious I got brain fart exiled for fart posting

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[stone blade]

yes same

[snow sparrow]

He’s just like me fr fr

Also me

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

[snow sparrow]

Pyrocinical be like

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-shocked-deusvult-gif-20969895

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/is-for-me-gif-19793645

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1091804365213417604/caption-33.gif

[somber warren]

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1094550171557298276/mauzymice_strangle5.gif

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989371987115778118/1072216568915832832/B7D438AE-DE6D-456E-B999-116AE431A8D2.gif

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996229203550806018/1092206749458636820/IMG_7099.gif

[snow sparrow]

I did not give permission to record me

[somber warren]

vine boom

[queen finch]

guitar riff

[snow sparrow]

Metal pipe falling

[weak jackal]

The call of duty nuke inbound chime

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-gif-22862644

[zealous elm]

Scp nuke announcement

[crimson flame]

the doorbell meaow cat meme

[devout hull]

when you nut and she keeps sucking

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[devout hull]

The only thing I dislike about San Andreas is the mandatory stealth section.

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

[orchid robin]

why are you reposting memes sent 5 minutes ago

[snow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962058521602572361/1093680540126826568/dmc-devil-may-cry.gif

[somber warren]

ban this guy now

[solar obsidian]

if u crouch u can fast complete them. also if u need to carry stuff like boxes u can equip a chainsaw, bat, ect. (big melee weapon) for a faster walking animation

[rose ferry]

any sigmas here who can confirm this

[orchid robin]

mf has done nothing but straight up repost memes other people sent not even 20 mins ago

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

[devout hull]

That would have been great to know like 10 years ago.

[solar obsidian]

you are welcome 🤝

[somber warren]

yep very cringe

[devout hull]

Careful, Grok hates all gaes.

[warm fossil]

FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-anguish-venom-snake-scream-big-boss-gif-16644725

[weak jackal]

oh hey kronk you're free

[snow sparrow]

Just like me

[somber warren]

Ich komm gleich mal ins Ruhrgebiet und liefere dir eine Interessante Veranstaltung du vogel

[rose ferry]

that's why there's so many here

in the last hour alone half the posters in brainfart are gey, at least

[snow sparrow]

Yes. I have acquired freedom yet I came crawling back

Truly crazy.

[queen finch]

you're just jealous

[frosty remnant]

that is kinda homo

[queen finch]

no shit

[frosty remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1091804365213417604/caption-33.gif

[queen finch]

it's not like I'm the geyest mf here

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/258324481074921472/1083768860940963980/IMG_4108.gif

[solar obsidian]

if gaslighting was a person, he'd be @queen finch

[rose ferry]

that'd be me homo

[weak jackal]

not it wouldn't

[solar obsidian]

@snow sparrow has stokholm syndrome here

[queen finch]

how am I gaslighting?

[snow sparrow]

It’s true

[rose ferry]

because the light in your room is gas powered

[solar obsidian]

pushing your gay-shit too much

[snow sparrow]

It’s the only place I can post Vergil saying farted

So I must stay

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/838713375655329802/image0-1.gif

[broken topaz]

German and gaslighting

[rose ferry]

ccori baaabe hiii

[pastel quartz]

this channel is going full retard imma dip

[snow sparrow]

A dangerous combo

[queen finch]

ok and? could say the same about straight people

[broken topaz]

Heeey madsi schatzi :3

[queen finch]

[rose ferry]

awww no don't call me that you'l make me blush

[solar obsidian]

what straight people here are pushing it?

[broken topaz]

how are you babes?

[somber warren]

hey i'm straight

[queen finch]

yes

[solar obsidian]

hello straight 🤝

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-gay-mr-garrison-south-park-fourth-grade-s4e12-gif-21640307

[warm fossil]

Falco will be here any second now...

FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[somber warren]

yes

[warm fossil]

any second...

[rose ferry]

I'm ok, really bored right now and trying to figure out something to do

I saw the Mask of Zorro yesterday, I'm ashamed to say I'd never seen a Zorro movie before that

[somber warren]

just ping em

[snow sparrow]

Mans still waiting for Faldo

Falco

[broken topaz]

ill be real, ive never seen them either

[warm fossil]

I like to just scream his name

[rose ferry]

what difference will that make?

[warm fossil]

but

fine

[broken topaz]

Im bored at uni listening to an ethics lecture

ew

[warm fossil]

@grizzled meadow can you please come over here

[solar obsidian]

he controls the degeneracy

[rose ferry]

it's... an absolute spectacle, at least the one I watched

It was just a thoroughly entertaining movie from beginning to end

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow

[devout hull]

Holy shit who added this sticker?

[broken topaz]

[broken topaz]

Might have to give it a look

[broken topaz]

If i can find any time for it

:(

[queen finch]

I'm sorry to hear that

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-italian-italian-sandy-cheeks-patrick-patrick-star-gif-23641348

[rose ferry]

I'm sorry you have to suffer this, hopefully you learn something at least a little interesting

[queen finch]

bonjour

[snow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/508286602091560963/1007681357067075614/youre_probably_french.gif

[broken topaz]

The intellectual elites are scared of me coding a monster

Which is likely

[rose ferry]

I look forward to it

[queen finch]

femboy moment

[warm fossil]

damn Falco's sure as hell taking his time

[broken topaz]

Why are we calling for falco?

[snow sparrow]

Italian moment

[snow sparrow]

I bet he doesn’t even post Virgil saying farted

[queen finch]

he's still cooking the spaghett

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

[warm fossil]

but can he cook-a da pizza?

[rose ferry]

hiii I missed you babe

[runic kernel]

Hi hi hi

[warm fossil]

NO FUCKING WAY

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/moomin-snorkmaiden-moomintroll-gif-18300982

[snow sparrow]

Imagine being Italian 💀

[queen finch]

imagine being preggers for 9 months just to call your child Giuseppe

[rose ferry]

I wish I was italian but only if I could be born in between 1300-1500

[devout hull]

@grizzled meadow Address this.

[broken topaz]

I think im starting to see why we need falco

[grizzled meadow]

What am I missing

[warm fossil]

YESSS

[queen finch]

[warm fossil]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[snow sparrow]

Ain’t no way

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking Tophatt

[rose ferry]

hey babe, missed you

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gotword-deeznuts-gottem-deez-nuts-gif-4394929

[warm fossil]

FUCKING WORTH IT

I REGRET NOTHING

[queen finch]

Hi daddy 💜

[warm fossil]

[runic kernel]

[rose ferry]

haven't really done anything in this server for so long

[broken topaz]

good

[rose ferry]

kinda remembering why, sometimes

[snow sparrow]

Fastest hand in the fucking wear

[weak jackal]

someone is being annoying

[snow sparrow]

West

[broken topaz]

You should do more in my DMs sometime

[devout hull]

Thought you were maja for a sec.

[snow sparrow]

The whole chat? 🗿

[rose ferry]

no but give it a few hours, he'll be here

[warm fossil]

Falco definitely hates the guts out of me now

[snow sparrow]

I for one love you

Expertly played

[weak jackal]

bezerk refrence?!?!?

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/love-moomin-holding-hands-gif-21430121

literally us

[snow sparrow]

Nutz from berk?

[broken topaz]

literally

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-guts-berserk-gif-25103745

[broken topaz]

Im gonna book a ticket on the colorline rn

and come over

[rose ferry]

sluts from leclerc?

[snow sparrow]

Slutsky from Daniela’s playthrough?

[grizzled meadow]

No I don't, well memed

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi Cori

[rose ferry]

do it, I'll leave my door unlocked and all of my bondage equipment in the hall

[broken topaz]

Hi catboy person

Wait i have to top?

[grizzled meadow]

Who

[snow sparrow]

All of us

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[devout hull]

Don't back down, you're finally about to get some.

[pastel quartz]

@queen finch that's literally me

[rose ferry]

oh not at all, sorry I'm so used to flirting with tops recently

[broken topaz]

I already get plenty

[devout hull]

Evidence?

[rose ferry]

(and by recently I mean in general)

[runic kernel]

Bro share

[grizzled meadow]

[snow sparrow]

Nah that’s Nuts from the hit series Berkman

[broken topaz]

Uhhh i have evidence, but im not allowed to share it

[rose ferry]

the GSG9 will take action if evidence is released

it's for the best

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[broken topaz]

I respect peoples privacy, and this person has not consented

to having pictures released

[rose ferry]

GOOD SAVE

😂

[broken topaz]

Comedic pause

[snow sparrow]

Literally me

[broken topaz]

so anyway

[broken topaz]

when is GAMMA 2 coming out?

[crimson flame]

Literally me

[broken topaz]

So i can also not play that

[snow sparrow]

Same time as Sex 2

[broken topaz]

oh wow i didnt know pearl jam released a song about jerma

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-the-sus-guy-suspicious-gif-25011230

[broken topaz]

I dont have the source for it

I think @crimson flame posted this crop at one point

And I yoinked it

[runic kernel]

Him hands to big

[broken topaz]

I dont read manga

Damn chinese comics

[broken topaz]

im not italian

:(

[crimson flame]

what crop

[broken topaz]

my pfp

didnt you post that

or was that someone else

when maja asked for a new one

[crimson flame]

not me

[broken topaz]

oh

frick

sorry for ping htat case

my bad

My apolocheese

no its not

[broken topaz]

🐀 🧀

apolocheese

[devout hull]

bet the cheese is stinky

[broken topaz]

Its dangerously cheesy

[broken topaz]

I once walked out without paying smth cause their register failed, printed what the cashier assumed to be my receipt, but was actually like an error page

And it never charged me

only realised that when i never got the paypal notif

it was like

50 euros

scammed

[rose ferry]

I get very absent-minded when I go shopping, so I'll stand there for like 10 seconds not realizing I haven't punched in the code

[broken topaz]

I pay with my phone so i dont have to use a code

[rose ferry]

blankest 0 thought look in my eye until the lady on the other side goes "are you there?"

[broken topaz]

Hmm yes all my purchases trackable by big data

Which i mainly do cause I always have some PayPal balance from various sources

[rose ferry]

we have the same thing here but for security reasons every like 4 purchases or something you gotta put your uh... whatever the code is called in english

[broken topaz]

So i use that money first

[rose ferry]

I'm dumb

[snow sparrow]

Social security

Or pin

Idk im not English

[broken topaz]

With cards thats the same here

[rose ferry]

4 digit thing for your credit or debit card

[broken topaz]

but with googlepay on phone

you dont even get a pin

iirc

Works everywhere where they accept contactless mastercard

[rose ferry]

pssshhhh my broke ass can't get a new phone

too busy buying uh... nothing... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[broken topaz]

"new phone"

bruh anything with an NFC chip works

[rose ferry]

what's an NFC chip

[broken topaz]

You could implant it in your left nut

[pastel quartz]

hi bruno

[broken topaz]

and it would still work

[rose ferry]

my phone was probably made 20 years ago

[broken topaz]

bitch

[pastel quartz]

hot

[broken topaz]

:)

[runic kernel]

Hi Maja

[broken topaz]

Im gonna choke you

[pastel quartz]

in dms- grok is here and stuff

[uncut obsidian]

man

[pastel quartz]

hi

[broken topaz]

I MEAN VIOLENTLY

NOT IN ANY OTHER WAY

[pastel quartz]

im into that too

[broken topaz]

😭

[weak jackal]

aspen mostly

[rose ferry]

my phone is like an old analog, I borrow my boyfriend's phone if I shitpost on mobile

[weak jackal]

just reposting things a lot

[broken topaz]

lmao

kinda cute

[rose ferry]

ya

[pastel quartz]

wat

[broken topaz]

Honestly i could use an old analog

My mind is too fragile for a smart phone

get distracted too quick

[rose ferry]

I kinda don't wanna upgrade out of spite, but I know that even if I do I'm gonna keep the analog one :3

[pastel quartz]

im into that one too yes

[uncut obsidian]

you already created memes for him damn

[snow sparrow]

Ain’t no way

[broken topaz]

atleast tell me you have a cool old phone

like a

motorola razor

[rose ferry]

na nokia

[broken topaz]

:c

[pastel quartz]

i have 7 year old phone

wtf

[broken topaz]

I have a motorola from last year

because my chink phone fell and died

Ye

moto g72

Cost me like 230

Pretty solid

[rose ferry]

it's a flip phone tho

so that's cool

[pastel quartz]

i dont think you saw the degen hours of this chat tho-

[broken topaz]

becaues of the direct comm line to the CCP

[weak jackal]

hehe

[rose ferry]

gonna be real with you, this is probably one of the weakest shitposting servers I've ever been in

[snow sparrow]

I have been in brain fart all fucking morning

[rose ferry]

I'm technically in two servers with signicantly more stringent rules in regards to what can be posted and even they post some of the best shitposts I've ever seen

[pastel quartz]

atleast its not emoji.gg 😂 server with memes

[rose ferry]

I've never been there

what's it like?

[pastel quartz]

there are hundrends of 😂 servers, tis all crineg

[rose ferry]

at least we have chernobyl catboy here, he's the reason I'm still here

I just want the funny gifs

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/774873985561133087.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

no cap???

[broken topaz]

Sadge

[snow sparrow]

“Farted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[broken topaz]

Lectures ended so uni internet shat itself

[rose ferry]

nice

don't worry babe you didn't miss much

[broken topaz]

I missed you

So i missed a lot

[rose ferry]

I missed you too 😭

[pastel quartz]

can we all go on a date

i miss obth of u

[rose ferry]

yes please

[pastel quartz]

wait i dont sorry grok is here

i despise both of you

respectfully

[rose ferry]

of course darling

[broken topaz]

We hate you too

[rose ferry]

I'll be right there

[pastel quartz]

awww!! thats so- umm
umm

[uncut obsidian]

I'm still waiting for my kill

When will this guy slip up

I'm tired of waiting

[broken topaz]

Kill him

[pastel quartz]

[rose ferry]

can we please, please see the gundam statue

the one they got to move

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[snow sparrow]

Who?

[uncut obsidian]

do not dig into the brainfart lore.

[pastel quartz]

hi

[uncut obsidian]

You'll see once I shoot

[broken topaz]

Ooo I saw that

It's so sick

[rose ferry]

yeeeea

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farted-vergil-dmc-dmc-vergil-dmc5-gif-25982146

[broken topaz]

We should go to a raccoon cafe after

[rose ferry]

I'm such a simp for gundam, please never get me to talk about it you'll regret it

[trim pilot]

My neighbor has a zebra

[broken topaz]

I don't know shit about Gundam

[pastel quartz]

hii wanna talk about gundam witmhme?

[pastel quartz]

waswnt it like u didnt like the anime ??

[rose ferry]

no problem

[trim pilot]

Does no one care that my neighbor has a straight up zebra

[broken topaz]

Does evangelion count as Gundam ?

[rose ferry]

I know too much, but I'll probably just shout propaganda at you about how the space fascists are the good guys

[pastel quartz]

zebra

[fading shuttle]

bruh just fire and be done with it, the anticipation is killing me

[rose ferry]

I didn't like the new one much, the spinoff witch of mercury

[pastel quartz]

there are many of them??

[trim pilot]

Zebra

[snow sparrow]

They are waiting for me to post farted outside of brain fart I can feel it

[clear prism]

🦓

[pastel quartz]

zebra..

[runic kernel]

Donkey

[broken topaz]

That's just a painted horse

[rose ferry]

yeah there's the canon timeline ones, where there's like 3 series and a dozen OVA's and movies
then a bunch of spinoff timelines, half of which I know about, 2 of which I like and 1 which I absolutely fucking hate

[trim pilot]

He has a donkey too

Zebras name is Marlo, donkey is Levi

[clear prism]

#🎪bruh-fart right now:

[uncut obsidian]

not enough shit

[fading shuttle]

i barely know you man, no way you are on the hit list

[rose ferry]

my friend stein is the eva nerd you'd probably get along

[pastel quartz]

OWMGtw???

[uncut obsidian]

if Falco haven't shot him yet then it's not enough

[fading shuttle]

its a regular thats on it

[trim pilot]

Who are we shooting

[snow sparrow]

Good to hear

[trim pilot]

And what did they do

[broken topaz]

Why is your friends name rock

[fading shuttle]

thats the fun part, we dont know

BASED

[clear prism]

Why not, rock is cool

[snow sparrow]

Spec ops the line was so fucking good

[rose ferry]

technically it's øystein, but we call him stein for short :3

[clear prism]

🪨

[snow sparrow]

Like holy shit

10/10 game

[trim pilot]

Rock and stone

[runic kernel]

Loaf

[broken topaz]

Oystein?

Sounds Jewish

[clear prism]

Rock.

[pastel quartz]

oyster?

[snow sparrow]

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMING HOME

[trim pilot]

ROCK AND STONE

[snow sparrow]

ROCK

[trim pilot]

THIS CHANNEL IS NOW PROPERTY OF DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

[snow sparrow]

AND

STONE

[rose ferry]

øy in this context means eye, it's a pretty old name

call it jewish to him and he'll probably die inside

[fading shuttle]

GUYS I KNOW WHERE KARL IS, ITS SO OBVIOUS HE IS In ah it slipped out of my mind

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067704787770032151/1091080148868149258/SPOILER_Snaptik.app_7205969465954143530.mp4

[trim pilot]

ROOOOOCKKKKK

ANNNNNDDDDD

STOOOOOOOOONEEEE

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-letsfuckingrockandstone-gif-24988272

[broken topaz]

Cock and bone

[trim pilot]

Mushroom

Mushroom

[broken topaz]

We're rich

[floral ibex]

What a silly guy

[rose ferry]

karl the deranged?

[trim pilot]

Mushroom

[rose ferry]

I love that guy

he's funny

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757498702557347950/1093443369235132527/image.png

[fading shuttle]

bruh he doesnt know about karl

[clear prism]

It is over. . .

[floral ibex]

You hump strangers

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-rock-and-stone-gif-22047860

[broken topaz]

Karl Pilkington?

[snow sparrow]

For Karl

[trim pilot]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[floral ibex]

Lets cook karl

[devout hull]

ROCK AND STONE

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/driller-blink-gif-23722040

[rose ferry]

oh that karl

he's dead bro, don't joke around about that

F for my boy Karl

[trim pilot]

Karl is a deity

[floral ibex]

Kissed to death

[broken topaz]

I have 2 hours to kill now

Till next lecture

What do

[trim pilot]

Rock and stone

[rose ferry]

hit me up in dm's babe we'll watch zorro and have a date

[pastel quartz]

watch vagrant holiday videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFgRxfTZPI

[rose ferry]

/hj

[fading shuttle]

karl is no god, he is but a dwarf

[broken topaz]

I don't think uni connection will allow that

:(

[rose ferry]

another time

[trim pilot]

He’s a member of drg, are you?

[pastel quartz]

hi wanna watch zorro?

[rose ferry]

:333

[snow sparrow]

I’m more of a Robin Hood men in tights kind of guy

[rose ferry]

let's watch zorro with cori sometime

[floral ibex]

hi wanna watch karl?

[broken topaz]

This professor sounds like an old YouTuber I watched in 2012

[ornate tulip]

ROCK AND STONE

[rose ferry]

I've visited karl's monument many times but I'll gladly do it again

[rose ferry]

maybe he is one 👀

[pastel quartz]

copium

[pastel quartz]

this but without robin hood

[broken topaz]

Maybe but I don't know what the guy looked like

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/oxymorphine-wiktor-nowak-femboy-smoke-cigarette-gif-25466920

[fading shuttle]

what you actually see

[floral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kjf-fat-black-man-black-man-gif-20374552

[broken topaz]

He just did funny videos about wow classes

[snow sparrow]

Word?

[rose ferry]

wtf don't dox me like that

[pastel quartz]

ew u dont look like that

[rose ferry]

true

I have softer features

[pastel quartz]

no

u just dontl ook like that

[rose ferry]

as h*tler once said, don't insult yourself by comparing yourself to others

yes he did say that

and it's good advice

[broken topaz]

Based

Actually good advice

Thank you Adolf

[rose ferry]

genuinely good advice

[snow sparrow]

If only his art school accepted him

[pastel quartz]

terrible advice

[rose ferry]

yea

[runic kernel]

Firend

[rose ferry]

frend

[trim pilot]

Froge

[snow sparrow]

WHAT A CHONKER

[ornate tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-froge-froge-mmm-yes-mmmm-myes-pet-froge-petting-gif-16361095

[snow sparrow]

I wish to pet them

[fading shuttle]

"adolf had plenty of good advice"

[snow sparrow]

Oh hey

It’s yedolph

[fading shuttle]

shit this doin numbers

[trim pilot]

Inb4 some edgelord sees we’re down talking his waifu and gets really pissed off

[broken topaz]

I can add another real fact to this

[fading shuttle]

hey, kanye did make graduation

[pastel quartz]

same

[floral ibex]

Dont insult him hes my friend

[broken topaz]

Early menopause medication was just distilled mare urine

[pastel quartz]

not the fact that i meant

[floral ibex]

Women moment

[devout hull]

horse pussy

[trim pilot]

You’re gonna say something about hock aren’t you

[broken topaz]

Pregnant mare urine has a lot of estrogen

[pastel quartz]

oh, really?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[pastel quartz]

hm

[rose ferry]

MAJA NOOO

[pastel quartz]

horses are evil indeed

[rose ferry]

DON'T DRINK THE HORSE PEE

[broken topaz]

Go Maja

[fading shuttle]

Kanye said that he was no longer anti-semitic after watching "21 jump street" with famous actor of jewish descent Jonah Hill, so i dont get the problem

[pastel quartz]

why not

[broken topaz]

Look for a pregnant mare

[weak jackal]

Imagine having a horse fetish, a watersports fetish and you hit menopause and your doc is just like "you're not gonna believe this"

[broken topaz]

Do it

[clear prism]

I swear to fucking goodness

[pastel quartz]

all we have is deers here

[broken topaz]

[devout hull]

a cup of grassy piss

[clear prism]

What is this conversation

[rose ferry]

IT'LL MAKE YOUR BODY COMPENSATE WITH MORE TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION

YOU'D BE DRINKING HORSE PEE AND BECOME MANLIER

[broken topaz]

That's also true

[pastel quartz]

wa

[trim pilot]

Maja was probably going to say a fact about horse cock before it got distracted

[broken topaz]

Unless you block testosterone

[fading shuttle]

great, coris drinking piss again

[pastel quartz]

i want pills

[fading shuttle]

first they want to fuck their dad

now piss

[broken topaz]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe this

[clear prism]

Actual degeneracy

[pastel quartz]

its fine, accept it
we all do

[rose ferry]

incidentally to all the sigma males in here, go drink pregnant mare pee and become the gigachad you were meant to be

[trim pilot]

Way back before my ban you were talking about drinking piss

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-lightskin-agreement-gif-25487093

[broken topaz]

Not true

False

Not the notes

[clear prism]

The fuck

[broken topaz]

[clear prism]

Thinks incest is not immoral?

Cori?

[pastel quartz]

hi mom

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[clear prism]

What the fuck?

[broken topaz]

No

[pastel quartz]

People Drank Red Bull ( contained bull urine) and it was fine, People want to drink horse piss and everyone is loosing their mind.
Apple Jack best pony btw, the south will rise again

[broken topaz]

Frequently misquoted

[fading shuttle]

yeah, cori also said that they considered their dad attractive

[broken topaz]

Objectively

[clear prism]

Bruh

[fading shuttle]

so essentially cori wants to fuck their dad

[rose ferry]

I thought that was maja who said that, think you're attributing it to the wrong person

no offense maja

[broken topaz]

Not that I'm into him

[runic kernel]

[clear prism]

Again?

[pastel quartz]

i said that in our dms/vc u big dummy

[broken topaz]

All I said was

[rose ferry]

you said that HERE

[broken topaz]

That if you look at 50 something year old guys

The average is

[pastel quartz]

h,mph

[broken topaz]

Well

Overweight

Losing hair

And my dad is fit and has a full head of hair

[clear prism]

Male pattern baldness

[pastel quartz]

ur dad is pretty hot

[floral ibex]

bruh they/them smh

[broken topaz]

And thus

[clear prism]

Beer belly

[broken topaz]

Objectively attractive

[rose ferry]

you don't need the pills btw babe you're perfect the way you are

[broken topaz]

For his age group

[fading shuttle]

the fuckin tea

[devout hull]

Don't worry, Cori, I think your dad is fuckable as well.

[clear prism]

@broken topaz

[broken topaz]

Thanks babe

[fading shuttle]

incest is morally neutral lookin ass

[snow sparrow]

Exposed 🗿

[weak jackal]

if you're gonna incest just don't reproduce with them

lifehack

[broken topaz]

I went to explain further more

That

I don't think ppl should fuck their family

And I said

[clear prism]

Sure, sure, of course

[broken topaz]

It's neutral if there's no power dynamic that's being abused

[snow sparrow]

I am beginning to regret coming back to brain fart after gaining my freedom

[broken topaz]

And no retarded offspring is made

[weak jackal]

run

[broken topaz]

So let's say

[clear prism]

This place has changed dramatically

[snow sparrow]

I shall

[broken topaz]

2 gae brothers

Neutral

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-better-skedaddle-jacques-schnee-rwby-erouption-fang-schnee-family-trouble-gif-20365632

[pastel quartz]

This is beautifull

[rose ferry]

I'm with cori on this take

and cori did say "IF"

you guys never played chicken with "what if"'s?

[broken topaz]

And now I'll stop

[runic kernel]

Cum

[rose ferry]

ok I'll stop as wlel in case the mods kill me again

[clear prism]

Fucking hell. . .

[fading shuttle]

listen if someone said "incest is morally neutral" and then some time later said like, "damn why my sister hot fuckin hell" that raises flags

[devout hull]

[broken topaz]

I agree but I also said I wouldn't fuck my dad

Cause I'm not a homo

Lol

And he's my dad

Obvs

There's a imbalanced power dynamic there

[devout hull]

It's fine, I'll take him if you won't.

[pastel quartz]

no

[snow sparrow]

Love how the first reason is “I’m not gae”

[pastel quartz]

fuck u ill take him

[broken topaz]

Go have him

[rose ferry]

you're homo for me tho aren't you?? 🥺

[fading shuttle]

oh yeah cori knows his dick size too

[devout hull]

Sure, post me his exact location.

[clear prism]

There is a lot to unpack here

[broken topaz]

Ofc but your features are softer

[rose ferry]

wa

thank :3

[broken topaz]

The entire neighbor hood I grew up in

Knows my dad's dick size

[devout hull]

Ratboy's soft, huh?

[crimson flame]

cori...................................

[snow sparrow]

Proof?

[clear prism]

They should call this brainrot instead of brainfart

[fading shuttle]

the entire neighbourhood has been fuckin him? goddamn

[snow sparrow]

Facts

[broken topaz]

No

[fading shuttle]

your dads a whore

[broken topaz]

I told this story

It was 2006

[devout hull]

Cori's dad's anus must be a cavern.

[broken topaz]

Soccer world cu0

Germany versus Italy

[pastel quartz]

You can't make this shit up, this is amazing

[broken topaz]

And my dad, drunk,

[broken topaz]

Bet that if Italy wins

[rose ferry]

the mods forced me to post a pic of me wearing thigh highs a while back in here, it was a very degrading but also very kinky experience

[broken topaz]

He'd run down the street naked

And Italy won

He ran

[devout hull]

I'm gonna need sauce.

[snow sparrow]

I don’t believe you. Source?

[pastel quartz]

waaaaaa i want thigh highs

[runic kernel]

Buy some

[rose ferry]

it's happening again

[clear prism]

Buy some

[broken topaz]

Buy some

[snow sparrow]

Indeed

[broken topaz]

Then post pics here

[clear bear]

Dont lump red bull drinkers in with your degenerate ass. Youd have to be braindead to actually believe that horsefucker

[fading shuttle]

gtanil do not encourage them

[clear prism]

It is their wasted money 😂

[rose ferry]

I... I'd need a mod to supervise it cuz I don't wnana gget in trouble for it this time

[broken topaz]

God damn mods

[fading shuttle]

all you are doing is encouraging more femboys

[floral ibex]

A true confederate patriot

[fading shuttle]

that is a bad thing

[broken topaz]

Force the femboy to post thighs

Then ban femboy posting

The hypocrisy

[runic kernel]

[rose ferry]

yea

I don't disagree

[floral ibex]

They will make an appearance in Stalker 2, Sons of the CSA is a faction

[clear prism]

This is an actual nightmare

[broken topaz]

I agree

[snow sparrow]

Welcome to hell

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-metal-gear-rising-sam-gif-24999738

[broken topaz]

He looks stupid

[snow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/939202683691208754/redditsave.com_nl5u6bzbx0f81.gif

[runic kernel]

Goober brain

[rose ferry]

he looks stupid (meant with love)

[pastel quartz]

to be sincere for a sec , I'm more of a white monster guy. I drink what I am

[rose ferry]

I drink red bull very rarely but it's the only energy drink I tolerate

[clear prism]

I hate Drewski for this

[rose ferry]

I don't really like it, I'd rather have just coffee

or soda, but I don't like soda much either

not anymore

[rose ferry]

who drewski

[broken topaz]

Most soda is cringe

German Cola is good tho

[snow sparrow]

Drewski sending unknowing men to the gamma discord and being subjected to the brain fart chat

[fading shuttle]

drewskis video was the end of the golden age of brainfart

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[clear bear]

Shit company, shit drink.

[broken topaz]

Not Ja cola

That's dog shit

[weak jackal]

aparantly americans use shit sugar instead of cane sugar for their soda

[broken topaz]

I'm thinking

[clear bear]

Literally in the news right now for suing indie devs for using monster in the name

[broken topaz]

Fritz Cola

[snow sparrow]

True

[rose ferry]

I used to drink a lot but I stopped for like a really long time and now it's like... if I wanna like it I gotta get used to drinking it again, which is great health-wise but a really weird issue to have with it

and I was always a very fanta-oriented guy c:

[runic kernel]

[broken topaz]

Or Afri Cola

[fading shuttle]

it was progressively getting worse before the video, but the vid was the end of the golden age

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[snow sparrow]

We can rebuild brain fart

[broken topaz]

And then the even better femboy age started after I joined

And then it got even worse

[rose ferry]

but yeah soda tastes for the most part OK at best, but I'd rather have something like iced tea or something

[fading shuttle]

no you fucking cant

its gone

[broken topaz]

Based opinion

[fading shuttle]

even gtanil cant bring it back

[clear prism]

There is no rescuing this anymore

This is not brainfart anymore

[broken topaz]

Yea this chat is shit

Full of femboys

[clear prism]

This is brainrot

[broken topaz]

Incest babies

And pee drinkers

[snow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-opinion-valid-opinion-rejected-chad-face-gif-25893408

[fading shuttle]

you

[clear prism]

Going to ask Falco to change the name

[clear bear]

Brainrot is more fitting

[runic kernel]

Cat posting only

[rose ferry]

it was the good days, the council of kings was still a thing then, and we had men in the watch that numbered in the thousands, more than enough to keep the land safe but now it's... it's just not the same any more

[rose ferry]

I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm dehydrated so brb getting water

[runic kernel]

[rose ferry]

ya

[broken topaz]

This room is so depressing

[runic kernel]

Build a fort

[fading shuttle]

room looks fine

[pastel quartz]

seen worse

[clear prism]

Brainrot

[broken topaz]

How is that brainrot

[rose ferry]

the room itself yeah but it's a nice view

we could hold hands and look out the window together in a place like that

[broken topaz]

The view is the backstreets of my uni buildings

And a bunch of cars

I'm the rain

[clear prism]

Because this place is depressing

[broken topaz]

The tree is nice tho

[rose ferry]

well I always liked the rain, myself

[fading shuttle]

[ornate tulip]

I have a dream. That one day every person in this channel will control their own shitposting. A channel of the truly dank, dammit. A nation of kek, not cringe, ruled by meme, not p! Where the mods p! to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and laughter are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to fart - to post - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick redditor and chickenshit mods. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and femboy bullshit! Fuck Brain Fart pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! Brain fart is diseased. Cringe to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Brainfart will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The cringe will be purged and the dank will thrive - free to post as they see fit, they'll make Brainfart great again!... In my new Brainfart, people will argue and spam for what they BELIEVE! Not for mods. not for femboys! Not for what they're told is allowed. Every man will be free to fight his own flame wars!

[broken topaz]

That's genuinely cringe

[ornate tulip]

Well of course it's genuinely cringe, it's in the name.

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-aesthetic-didnt-read-dn-rd-didnt-ask-gif-20454668

[rose ferry]

I don't understand why femboys was made an issue of in the first place

[ornate tulip]

It got out of hand, I think.

[broken topaz]

It was "too much"

[rose ferry]

half the memes ever posted here I can't stand, personally but you don't see me bitching about it

[fading shuttle]

because brainfart has residents other than femboys

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-did-read-zyzz-care-zyzz-dance-gif-24349511

[rose ferry]

yeah, read the message above

[rose ferry]

you don't see me bitching

[fading shuttle]

that physically cant fucking type because thats all brainfart was for 2 months

[oblique spire]

Congrats or smth idk I didnt read

[fading shuttle]

continuous nonstop femboy bullshit

[broken topaz]

You're the father of lies

Should we take your word for it

?

[rose ferry]

see example 8

[clear bear]

(impossible)

[rose ferry]

love rats

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-dance-gif-19349860

[clear prism]

This man has never lied before, what do you mean

[warm fossil]

man I don't regret making that video at all

[ornate tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-eyebrow-raise-vermintide-gif-24052002