🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

oh and its salty

[queen finch]

get a femboy instead

[narrow lotus]

[arctic grove]

Debated that for a while tbh. Was at a low point, and i would of taken anything

[queen finch]

Femboys are easy, they are bros

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-chase-ltg-running-under-armour-streamer-gif-17722237

do not

[queen finch]

hey, my Bf is one

both a femboy and a bro

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fruity-gif-26476969

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-melvin-hes-coming-321-run-gif-26186363

[eager igloo]

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

[pastel quartz]

Femboys suck

They suck both ways

Tomboys suck only one way

I guess the argument ends here

[eager igloo]

Sounds homophobic

[pastel quartz]

Im balkan, im racist aswell

[eager igloo]

Of course

[pastel quartz]

💪🇷🇴😎☝🏿

Im the whitest romanian ☝🏿☝🏿

Gn baba grils

[pastel quartz]

I will ddox you

[heady crow]

Whats up

[pastel quartz]

You live in afghanistan

You have 100 brothers and sisters

Go eat ur dog!!!!!!!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036468045805273089/1081068083550097438/reverse.gif

[heady crow]

How old is she

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036468045805273089/1081068083550097438/reverse.gif

Embed failures

[heady crow]

Oh hmm

[pastel quartz]

Romanian technology so god it cant load gifs

[heady crow]

She does not partake in the devils lettuce?

[heady crow]

I mean im sure you had that dawg in you at 15

The rest arent succesfull 😭

[pastel quartz]

I cant sleep help me

This balkan ultranationalism is a side effect of my sleep schedule

[ornate tulip]

A Roomba.

[heady crow]

Honestly some trip to a science centre or something xould be interesting. Something you two could do together

[ornate tulip]

Wait- heck. wrong thing. Ahem a Roomba.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/takemymoney-leo-leonardo-dicaprio-gif-25074656

[ornate tulip]

Yea.

[heady crow]

Well if you dont know anything thatd really resonate thats the best

Teenagers never have enough money

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/263161542697156608/1092503320804999339/reddivideodownloader_unintended_consequences.mov

[heady crow]

50 bucks?

Idk

Thats big enough to have an impact but not like

Too much

😭

Wolf of wall street looking ahh

Welp do her right then

[ruby minnow]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[heady crow]

What mod is that?

The ui design isnt familiar

[ruby minnow]

prophesy of pendor i think is the name

[heady crow]

Pandor?

Ahbye

Yeye

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

Or alternatively take her shopping and spend the day with her

[pastel quartz]

wait i want too! ;c

m-mwmh! yes

[heady crow]

Dont know about your relationship but best memories i have with my brothers were spending the day with them since they were born 8 and 9 years older than me

Yaya

[pastel quartz]

how olda re u to use these gifs

[ruby minnow]

Bruno is old bro

he's like

70

oh well it was ted that posted it

but still

Bruno is old bro

[heady crow]

Not enough ppl use gifs...

[ruby minnow]

he suffers from lung cancer

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/waltwhite-breakingbad-say-my-name-gif-7259290

[pastel quartz]

im scared, tommorow i have to go oytsude

;c

[heady crow]

😭

Cmoon ted

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/426116061415342080/1080195325022720031/caption-6_1.gif

[broken topaz]

Whats so scary about the outside

[heady crow]

Why

[ruby minnow]

monsters under the pavement

[eager igloo]

Poor gameplay

[gusty willow]

Your mom's out there

[pastel quartz]

i have to talk and shit, there'll be dentist too and i need to expkain or maek excuses

i just wanna sleep eternally

[ruby minnow]

Bro people that suck at life gameplay should uninstall fr fr

[eager igloo]

4 pings nice

[pastel quartz]

\

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

yes???

what arew these questions

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676336

[pastel quartz]

literally in the first mesages all answer to ur questions are answered

,,there'll be dentist too and i need to expkain or maek excuses;''

[gusty willow]

Hun?

Eww

[pastel quartz]

waoptg2weponweopangweoaj

[gusty willow]

I Perfer babe tbh

[ruby minnow]

man i'm happy that i don't need to go to dentist this month

[pastel quartz]

I NEED TO explain or make excuses on why my teeth look like this, and all these questions
then theyre gonna try to say shit i dont care about and it's gonna be like i'm not gonna respond to them and it'll be awkward

ted, i dont go outsdife for past 3 years

i wanna kill myself

[ruby minnow]

that's on you bro that has nothing to do with the dentist

[pastel quartz]

you are giving me advice on how to keep my teeth clean after i said that im scared of going outside

[heady crow]

Well now i want to go to the dentist

[gusty willow]

Trying to flirt in #🎪bruh-fart bold move cotton

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-sly-dog-sly-sneaky-vince-vaughn-gif-7190108

[pastel quartz]

ew.

[broken topaz]

Just go outside

talk to everyone

[pastel quartz]

yikes

[broken topaz]

flirt with everyone

[gusty willow]

Touch grass as the kids say

[broken topaz]

real

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[heady crow]

Me

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

You?

[slim osprey]

Me

[heady crow]

Real

[grizzled meadow]

It's incredible how @slim osprey can go away from this channel to then came back with only W's

And I mean only W's

[ruby minnow]

i can just post the same picture over and over again and get kekws

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238798954886725633/1092944972719857805/trim.5422EBD8-6DE2-4877-98F3-82CD52182156.mov

[slim osprey]

I'm like a drug

You don't get me for a couple of days and suddenly you get the biggest high

[grizzled meadow]

True that

[proud torrent]

Reminds me of an old friends weed pattern

[slim osprey]

Also, due to work I mostly post from my phone now

[ruby minnow]

man my dead grandad also his dead brother used to grow weed my mom told me

[proud torrent]

Spend winter getting fat and stoned, spend spring and summer jogging and burning off what feels like built up thc oils in his gut getting runners highs

[ruby minnow]

even made her hide some in her room

[slim osprey]

And only the best memes make it to my phone

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I can tell

[final cedar]

I'm depooositing

https://tenor.com/bWJjs.gif

[heady crow]

@winged phoenix

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/baXSk.gif

https://tenor.com/bQbBv.gif

[grizzled meadow]

KIRYU-CHAAAN

[weak jackal]

YESS

[maiden shard]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TCH0ZSpq_y8

[weak jackal]

finally

leon catboy arc

[restive bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS71gGS-hSs

[arctic grove]

Fuckin masochist

[final cedar]

show, how does it look

[pine bison]

is that a fuckin ghoul

[final cedar]

showering is for the weak; a true alpha ferments and ages his sweaty musk for months without so much as a wet washcloth going under the oaken suit

his betrothed has the privilege of cracking open the barrel on their wedding night

https://tenor.com/bXiQS.gif

[proud torrent]

Michelangelo would let the stank get so bad when he took his boots off a layer of dead skin often went with em

Whether from neglect, or some moral stance, in his intimate portrayal Condivi explained that Michelangelo led an unhygienic lifestyle. “When he was more robust, he often slept in his clothes and in the boots which he has always worn for reason of cramp, from which he has continually suffered, as much as for anything else,” explained Condivi.

“And sometimes he has been so long in taking them off that subsequently along with his boots, he sloughed off his skin, like a snake’s,” continued Condivi. The body odor must have been memorable! Giorgio Vasari, the author of Lives of the Most Excellent Painters, Sculptors, and Architects , published in 1550, even noted that his boots, known as buskins, were made of dog-skin which were worn so much that they ended up fusing with his legs.

[proud torrent]

Leave a 1 star review for the small village restaurant that's been running for 12 generations because no one spoke english

[waxen needle]

in that game the villagers don't even speak spanish well lol

[sleek zinc]

Well they have literal brain parasites stripping them of their humanity. They at least have an excuse.

[glad carbon]

bad company 2 servers are getting shut off at the end of the month

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1091948826023174265/wizard1.gif

now you can only play it using bf2042's era thingy

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961257738623655996/1092564029127536724/IMG_0480.mp4

[pine bison]

COWARDS

[strange harbor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089932421560025089/1092389331571847258/igVideo.mp4

[weak jackal]

i love mods

She's cheesed to meet me

[crimson flame]

oh my god

twink leon

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620437487780888577/1092943830329868439/RDT_20230402_135015.mp4

[surreal smelt]

"The missile sees you, Mr Hickey. Here more than anywhere."

[haughty shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBjaOOORrI

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973287348378951690/1092861498369511514/video0-157.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/Pixelisha/status/1643074033880293376

Elisha Ramos (@Pixelisha)

Regeneradores #ResidentEvil4Remake #pixelart

Likes

23582

Retweets

4082

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 2:12 AM

https://twitter.com/Pixelisha/status/1643110918585454592

Elisha Ramos (@Pixelisha)

moushley is apparently a thing

Likes

915

Retweets

222

Twitter · Apr 4, 2023, 4:39 AM

[stable pivot]

dude what the fuck?!

[weak jackal]

Bandit jumpscare

[warm fossil]

your first mistake was not having a gun ready at all times

clearly, you goofed up from the very start

[crimson flame]

idk why but in gamma bandits can be sneaky af

i think in anomaly they have louder footsteps

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/361415564947881985/1092908800538837034/sasa.mov

[runic kernel]

@weak jackal

[plucky void]

Here's the opposite

[primal palm]

so thats where they came from...

[elfin flower]

I don't think I've ever been so started by a video I saw on Discord

[devout hull]

pizza

[plucky void]

dude's on the way to create a new demon core

[hot snow]

I'm gonna try this now

try to stop me

[weak jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1093045169420501012/image-29-1.png

[eager igloo]

How did it go

[hot snow]

i need a new microwave

not because this one broke but cause it phased into another dimension

tin foil is wild

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087932695482482699/1092525573210919002/caption.gif

[warm fossil]

I need to know how much people don't care about me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1093045169420501012/image-29-1.png

[queen finch]

kys

[glad carbon]

1

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1092466390520311899/1092527490536329336/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[warm fossil]

good

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1093045169420501012/image-29-1.png

[glad carbon]

good job on fasting that long

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1093020872673071124/AuthoritymanVGazer.gif

🐢

[devout hull]

Embed failure.

Laugh at this user.

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1093020872673071124/AuthoritymanVGazer.gif

[eager igloo]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

go fill your ugly gullet with pebbles

[eager igloo]

Probably

[devout hull]

im gonna eat your ass

[orchid robin]

John brown posting hour

[orchid robin]

You really have become endeared with these dad jokes

[heady crow]

Oh cmoon thats a good one

But yes

I am fond of them

[orchid robin]

Did i argue otherwise?

[heady crow]

Usually it does seem so..

[orchid robin]

Sure they are cheesy but

Cheesy doesnt automatically mean bad

[heady crow]

:D

[orchid robin]

Cheesy can be really nice

[heady crow]

You can be nice too

[clever valley]

@vast coral

[orchid robin]

Disengaging niceness module

Sup fucker

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1054489697629519893/6kq1s6a1.mp4

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-fucking-problem-bro-pc-principal-south-park-excuse-me-is-something-wrong-gif-20383960

[orchid robin]

Yes.

[sturdy warren]

Oh my God this chat is even better than newbie chat

[orchid robin]

Welcome stranger

Before you lies the brainfart decision

[sturdy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-stranger-bienvenido-extrano-gif-10306516

[heady crow]

Whats the problem dude? Im here for you

[orchid robin]

Become an endgelord or a femboy

Or both

[somber vapor]

indeed this fucking great lol

[sturdy warren]

Well I'm already a femboy because I'm Polish so I guess I'll become a edgelord too

[orchid robin]

ANOTHER POLISH PERSON?!

[sturdy warren]

Polish born in America lmao

[heady crow]

Better than another guy from the balkans

[clever valley]

Kurwa do peirdole

[orchid robin]

True

I hate balkan people

[sturdy warren]

The Balkans are fucking hilarious

I love watching them rip each other apart

[somber vapor]

we are hilarius

ngl

[clever valley]

I love Balkan

[stone blade]

Ggs

finally

[somber vapor]

its like watching a train wreck

[clever valley]

Especially their beaches

[somber vapor]

u just can stop looking

[heady crow]

IVAN?????

[clever valley]

Better than cold Krym

[heady crow]

YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT AUDIO

[eager igloo]

Omg is that Ivan?

[stone blade]

It is ivan

[heady crow]

Ivan

[stone blade]

It was about time i got some headphones yes I know about audio more or less dumbo

[heady crow]

Im happy that you hopped onto the chifi train

[stone blade]

now pet me drinky my coffee

[clever valley]

here are multiple ivans tho

[stone blade]

bro

[orchid robin]

The nearest beach to me is swampy and in certain seasons it gets polluted by the factory next to it

[stone blade]

the courrier

listen

[sturdy warren]

I exclusively listen to audio out of my crusty laptop speakers that are held together with tape

[stone blade]

the courrier didnt send me a message when my package will arrive
today he rings me at 9 in the morning while I'm sleeping and wakes me the fk up @heady crow @eager igloo

[heady crow]

[clever valley]

sounds like Romania

[eager igloo]

Rude

[orchid robin]

Dude

[heady crow]

Did you order straight from shenzen china or did you find a european distributor?

[eager igloo]

Did you shot him in the head with .22?

[orchid robin]

Romania is landlocked

[stone blade]

emag

[clever valley]

its not

[heady crow]

Aah alright

[clever valley]

check your atlas again

[heady crow]

Some Balkan bs

[stone blade]

lemme unpackage

[orchid robin]

Sry i burned it to light the fire during winter

[clever valley]

well this morning was -6C so i understand

[eager igloo]

Know your geography we are not in america

[orchid robin]

Okay so

Europe is in europe

[orchid robin]

Asia is in asia

[clever valley]

REAL

[orchid robin]

Fuck i forgot in which region the middle east is

[eager igloo]

Also asia

[orchid robin]

Yeah but more specifically

[clever valley]

not important

[orchid robin]

I think it was in the middle of a certain direction

Cant remember which tho

[clever valley]

its middle of nowhere

[heady crow]

@stone blade my iems

[eager igloo]

Arabic peninsula?

[heady crow]

Oil

[orchid robin]

Ah yes

The middle east is in the middle oil

Thank you brunie

*typo i meant to say fuckface 100%

It’s probably the autocorrect that i disabled 3 years ago

[stone blade]

oke

[heady crow]

np kriegs <3

[stone blade]

something "came" "in" the "male" you say?

[heady crow]

anarchists when they get a "pro-state" orgasm

[crimson flame]

what are those

[stone blade]

in ear monitors

headphones but they go inside your ear

same way I go inside your mother

[heady crow]

fancy earbuds basically

[stone blade]

I got the goldens bruno

they didnt offer black

[heady crow]

do show

[stone blade]

racists

[heady crow]

kzn iems always look cool

[stone blade]

da

here

[heavy peak]

Yo

[stone blade]

yo

[heavy peak]

I want those

[stone blade]

no

they're mine

[heady crow]

fancy

well see how long the wire lasts xd

chinese budget iems arent known for their quality control and quality of wires

[devout hull]

^^^bald^^ ^^mean^^ ^^full of beans^^

[crimson flame]

ye i mean what brand/series

[stone blade]

bald?

[heady crow]

moondrop aria

[stone blade]

wdym bald

have you seen what hair I have

[crimson flame]

ah ok

[heady crow]

cheaper version of starfield basically

[devout hull]

bet you dip your dick in the dip on a taco tuesday too

[stone blade]

vikings would be jelous of it

[heady crow]

john brown posting?

[orchid robin]

Yes

[heady crow]

youre a good man

[orchid robin]

The indisputably most actually based person in american history

I learned about him and his motivations and now i cant stop simping for this hero

[runic kernel]

HI Dutyer

[orchid robin]

Hello there

How are you

[stone blade]

as a bass head

you know I have to test it out on the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y98p3l2aGtg&t=139s @heady crow

[heady crow]

zased

[stone blade]

everything gets tested on the 27hz track

including your mom

[orchid robin]

Okay now i gotta get ready so no more john brown posting………

For now

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[eager igloo]

Old testament is okay with slavery, just sayin

[stone blade]

alo myshinka

[eager igloo]

Alo

[stone blade]

my most beloved

[eager igloo]

Aww

[stone blade]

after your mother

hahaa

[orchid robin]

Didnt stop john brown from killing slaveowners like the righteous man he was

[eager igloo]

She says hi

[stone blade]

tell her shes a great mom

[crimson flame]

ivan the milf hunter

[stone blade]

you know it

bro

@heady crow these things sound the same as my cheapo samsung earbuds

they're sparkly these ones

theyre not for low notes

[crimson flame]

no fucking way

[stone blade]

well they kinda do

[crimson flame]

is it the zsn pro or the basic variant

[stone blade]

the pros

[crimson flame]

pro x?

[stone blade]

yesssss

[crimson flame]

or just pro

ah i see

the pro x is tuned for mids and highs

[stone blade]

I noticed

[crimson flame]

while basic zsn is better at lows

thats why i prefer the basic zsn

them deep lows are addicting

[stone blade]

I know man

love bass

[crimson flame]

damn sadge u bought the pro x one

[stone blade]

eh

I'm not mad

[orchid robin]

SIKE, ONE LAST BEFORE THE TRIP

[crimson flame]

i think you can still tune it using equalizer

[stone blade]

I'm using em on my pc

[heady crow]

wait till your ears get used to them

but ye iirc they are v shaped ones so midrange is quite bad

[stone blade]

[heady crow]

how much did you pay for them

[stone blade]

62 leva

[runic kernel]

Hi Brüno

[heady crow]

well at that price can you expect anything mindblowing. Well tbf my 90e arias still blow my mind at times

[runic kernel]

Hi Ivan

[heady crow]

hi Gigantic Chernobyl Catboy

whats good

[runic kernel]

its almost good friday

[stone blade]

cable lenght kinda mid

hi catboy

❤️

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rat-cute-gif-18609896

[crimson flame]

my t1 lite cable length is fucking amazing

nonexistent

[stone blade]

y'all mfs swallow cum and then wonder why you hear voices

smh

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

nicee

[stone blade]

but now I can't use mic

LMAO

[narrow lotus]

bruder

[stone blade]

They come with a mic

but pc dont detect it

keklw

[narrow lotus]

[final cedar]

man fuuuuck micah

rat faced fuck, should've left him to hang in strawberry smh

[hot snow]

poop convention

[final cedar]

laptop or desktop? Desktop most likely got mic port, so you gotta get a splitter cable

[stone blade]

I do have a splitter cable but people have told me they hear me twice in vc

that was with the old ones tho

idk about these ones

[hot snow]

does your computer mic suck?

cause if not you can just use that

[stone blade]

idk ask iedy

[hot snow]

it's what I do if my mic acts up

[orchid robin]

Am i the only one who briefly saw skooma the world eater type?

[steady trellis]

i did type

then decided to not jump in

[orchid robin]

Good good

[hot snow]

yeah I saw that

[orchid robin]

The delusions have not set in yet

[steady trellis]

computer mic

made me chuckle

[orchid robin]

Imagine using a mic and not alt tabbing every 5 seconds to type

[hot snow]

cumputer

[eager igloo]

Real

[steady trellis]

proper Audio interface, compressor and a condenser mic fuck the rest honestly, but i know... aint cheap that shit

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace

[orchid robin]

Steal it

If its not cheap it means it belongs to a large company

So steal it

[steady trellis]

dont have to

already own it all

[orchid robin]

Im not telling you to steal it

Istg aldo would never let me say this

[steady trellis]

you miss em, huh?

[orchid robin]

Fuck no

Sure the whole “kill maim burn the rule violators” attitude was funny but it was also at times reaaaallllyyy entitled

[final cedar]

if you want good audio just use voice to text software which feeds into a text to speech model

where aldo?

[crimson flame]

"he sneezed in my general direction, 3 months mute"

[final cedar]

did aldo leave the server?

[orchid robin]

He has a life that stoped him from moderating

Ik its shocking

[final cedar]

since when

[warm fossil]

so true

[orchid robin]

Like months ago

This is such old news

[heady crow]

Dawg

You got baro?

[warm fossil]

hell yea

[final cedar]

oh, the dude on the left is the one who played 1000h of baro, not the chick in the red shirt

[orchid robin]

You saw through the code, its the chick

[final cedar]

I thought why tf is this guy standing there watching those 3, weirdo

[orchid robin]

He gets off watching other people being happy

[final cedar]

no one cared who I was until i put on the mask

[eager quest]

yes

[warm fossil]

a gift from the Puke Wizard

[orchid robin]

no one cared who i was till i assassinated jfk

[eager quest]

damn

i was gonna say something but i forgot i cant do that here

or i get mute

d

[weak jackal]

ok

[orchid robin]

Thats sorta telling on yourself

[orchid robin]

Hellooooooooooo

[weak jackal]

hiiii <3 <3 <3~~~~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz02V2hzVhQ listen to this mashup

[orchid robin]

John brown posting

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/1iY1c0as2PE

[heady crow]

So hypothetically if me and the boys were trying to gather like 16 people to play baro i could count on you to come

[final cedar]

weird

[devout hull]

You could also count on me to come.

As either Medic or Engineer.

[final cedar]

so you enjoy either diving into the cold darkness without a diving suit or melting the reactor

[devout hull]

The reactor is the Electrician's business.

[final cedar]

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/2xo371aff0sa1.jpg

[devout hull]

I like mutating people into abominations and keeping the ship running and sealed.

I also like playing with Neurotrauma on.

[final cedar]

that a mod?

never tried

[devout hull]

Medical overhaul. Makes it more realistic.

You do surgery and shit.

You can break your neck during a crash and the medic would have to replace the vertebrae to get you back up.

[final cedar]

[devout hull]

Less likely to break your neck if you're wearing something that lowers blunt force trauma like a diving suit.

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/rdazzkerhyra1.jpg

[devout hull]

You can also use a hammer or a wrench to relocate dislocated limbs.

Though, without the medical skill, you can make it worse.

[weak jackal]

yeah tried that one

arm was dislocated so i shoulder tackled wall to get it back in place

it worked

big pop

[devout hull]

Incredible.

[weak jackal]

everyone was horrified

[narrow lotus]

[devout hull]

https://trello.com/b/cabkctsx/neurotrauma-guide

There's a whole ass guide.

[oblique spire]

Based

Mega based

[weak jackal]

i used to grind my teeth together and it made a bone cracking sound

[oblique spire]

Extremely based

Fuck Micah

[weak jackal]

if my mouth was closed it sounded internal, if mouth open it was very loud

could scare the shit out of people

[heady crow]

[devout hull]

Oh yeah, you can become a cyborg too.

The limbs short out when exposed to water, though. So you basically have to wear a suit 24/7

[warm fossil]

I'd be useless as fuck lmao but hell yea

[weak jackal]

blahaj

[warm fossil]

sign me the fuck up

[weak jackal]

<3

[devout hull]

Pick Assistant and go down the Clown skill tree.

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bxG0r.gif

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/a3dw22387yra1.png

[final cedar]

one needs a clown to kill an endworm

[devout hull]

hönk

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/sr4b600oxxra1.png

[stone blade]

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/d2pquntnjura1.png

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/b5xhjxfs3yra1.jpg

https://i.redd.it/9yga4a7hcxra1.jpg

leaning closer to the furry than the clone

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/illusion-gif-7274309

[weak jackal]

i'm died

[trim pilot]

is sad

[heady crow]

Ye itd be just pvp or imposter mode

Impossible to have a campaign with that many players xd

[crimson flame]

i love battle scenes

like ancient battle scenes where there are thousands of ppl

[hot snow]

what game is this

i must know

[devout hull]

Barotrauma.

With Neurotrauma.

[hot snow]

is that a mod version

I've never heard of neurotrauma

and I have no one to play barotrauma with cause none of my friends like it

[devout hull]

Neurotrauma is a medical overhaul mod for barotrauma.

[hot snow]

and blahaj is a part of it I guess

sick

i didn't know eating the ikea shark would heal injuries

[solar obsidian]

me when the officer says "get down on the ground or we will open fire":
||(this was in my youtube recommendations. don't ask)||

[hot snow]

average japanese arest scenario

shit gets crazy over there

[eager igloo]

John Brown is basically Joshua Graham but less crispy

[warm fossil]

ah

[warm fossil]

true

[solar obsidian]

me and who

[pastel quartz]

.

kringe

[solar obsidian]

i agree to maja 🤝

[runic kernel]

Hi Maja

[stone blade]

hi

[solar obsidian]

he kinda reminds me of samuel l. jackson

[pastel quartz]

hii ;3

[solar obsidian]

hello there 👋

[pastel quartz]

hii

[pastel quartz]

hii ;3

[pastel quartz]

hii

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996229203550806018/1092206749458636820/IMG_7099.gif

[stone blade]

hi everyone

maja can you not with the homo stuff

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-really-dont-know-what-to-put-here-man-gif-26090740

[oblique spire]

What is wrong with you

Just

why

[devout hull]

I like the crisp, though.

Adds flavor.

[errant river]

I want that power

[devout hull]

Explains the rise in femboy body types.

[weak jackal]

healers are to ostrong

barbara is a real one

she's great

[devout hull]

Anyways, I'm off to take a humongous shit.

See you later.

[pastel quartz]

hiiii

[devout hull]

Thought you blocked me.

Hey.

[pastel quartz]

why wouild i

[eager igloo]

Barbara best girl

[devout hull]

Called your pfp disgusting.

[pastel quartz]

oh true, blocked

[weak jackal]

Barbara and Xinyan my favs

voiced by the same girl

love me musical themed characters

[crimson flame]

lisa climbing noises

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-xinyan-rage-gif-22390570

i c6'd my xinyan

now she'd my phys damage hyper carry

beating people to death with a guitar

[oblique spire]

Maja

Wtf is your about me

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/barbara-xinyan-genshin-impact-barbara-x-xinyan-gif-23933410

[grizzled meadow]

This is oddly specific and I want to know if you're talking about LISA the game

[weak jackal]

no lisa the librarian from genshin impact

makes noises when climbing

very breathy moany noises

[errant river]

Epic girls

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/jean-genshin-lisa-genshin-jeanlisa-genshin-lisa-genshin-jean-gif-24827767

the one on the left

[ruby minnow]

gayshit infact

fr fr

[grizzled meadow]

[oblique spire]

Fr

[weak jackal]

fun fact voiced by the same lady who does Evelynn from league of legends

[runic kernel]

Hi falco

[grizzled meadow]

Daniela only best user for at least knowning LISA

[weak jackal]

there are a lot of fire emblem voice actors in genshin

[grizzled meadow]

What a world

[weak jackal]

i maintain my reign

[grizzled meadow]

And you didn't even played the game

But at least you know it

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-lisa-the-painful-lisa-the-first-lisa-the-joyful-lisa-the-pointless-gif-19391262

a wild beast

[grizzled meadow]

That's already more than enough to be considered best user

[ruby minnow]

Majima is literally me tho

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-lisa-the-painful-rpg-brad-armstrong-gif-19962443

80% of brainfart users

[ruby minnow]

now i shall wear a snake skin suit

and fight people on the streets

[pastel quartz]

chad

[weak jackal]

yakuza enemy

[ruby minnow]

man sadge there is no food in the house

and nothing easy to make

[pastel quartz]

true.

[weak jackal]

no bread 4 toast?

no ramen?!

[ruby minnow]

i mean you got pide

[weak jackal]

No bacon sandwishcshch?

no biscies n milk?

[ruby minnow]

i got milk but nothing else

i mean

there is rice

[weak jackal]

You live in a barren, post apocalyptic wasteland

[ruby minnow]

if i can get how to cook it

[weak jackal]

milk + rice =

something

Mice

Rilk

[ruby minnow]

yes its called Turkey

[weak jackal]

eat the country

its like live in a place called Lasagna

just eat where u live

[weak jackal]

i don't have a car and i don't have mental health

wtf they gonna fix

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1016031668819214427/Bulgaria.mp4

[stone blade]

nothing , because there's nothing to fix
you're perfect ❤️

jk you're literally australian

[weak jackal]

literally upside down

as i type this

[ruby minnow]

Mercedes Benz W124 230E

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/australia-gameplay-australia-gameplay-australia-be-like-gif-25947600

kangaroos are so soft n fluffy its actually crazy

same with koalas

[ruby minnow]

but koalas can eat you

[weak jackal]

i pet some kangas and wallabies after theyd been laying in the sun

[oblique spire]

Pretty much

[weak jackal]

warm little fluffy pillows

[ruby minnow]

i should fight kangaroos

[weak jackal]

i can eat koalas

nature continues

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[weak jackal]

you'll die

[oblique spire]

I already know how to fix my car, I'll take an anime girlfriend

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-kicking-gif-7426870

[ruby minnow]

weak mindset

[oblique spire]

They hit hard

extremely hard

[weak jackal]

they're people size

[oblique spire]

like

[ruby minnow]

weak mindset

[oblique spire]

Harder then some people

[weak jackal]

they got claws

[ruby minnow]

y'all are just cowards

[oblique spire]

Ok

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cassowary-bird-calling-angry-grunting-gif-27656952

[ruby minnow]

making up reasons to not fight a kangaroo

[weak jackal]

fight a cassowary

[oblique spire]

go fight a Kangaroo then

[weak jackal]

then i'll be impressed

[pastel quartz]

what about a boyfriend ;c

[ruby minnow]

i will

[oblique spire]

Try to not get knocked the fuck out

[weak jackal]

boys don't exist

[ruby minnow]

one of the goals of my life

[stone blade]

I'm not into those

[ruby minnow]

boxing match with a kangaroo

[oblique spire]

Look

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-fight-gif-7937000

[oblique spire]

Buff kangaroo

[weak jackal]

they use their tails to lean back on

[oblique spire]

They can and WILL fuck you up

[ruby minnow]

don't care

[weak jackal]

to double kick you

[ruby minnow]

i will fight one anyway

[weak jackal]

you will be disembowled

gl syno

[pastel quartz]

i wanna fight a kangaroo now

[oblique spire]

Stfu Maja

[crimson flame]

damn those kangaroos has 18-pack

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-slipping-gif-26041525

[ruby minnow]

for all i know

if i work hard

[weak jackal]

i wish i could just do this

[ruby minnow]

and drink my milk

my ops cannot beat me

[oblique spire]

You will get demolished by a kangaroo

[weak jackal]

anyone women out there have a pouch i can crawl into

[pastel quartz]

doesnt this hurt

[weak jackal]

nah

[oblique spire]

It's their pouches

[pastel quartz]

its like their skin

[oblique spire]

Meant for child carrying

[weak jackal]

yeah you can't feel all your skin tho

[oblique spire]

that's quite literally all its for

[weak jackal]

its just stretchy skin n fur

fun fact: inside the pouch is fleshy

[oblique spire]

correct

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-kick-beat-strike-knock-gif-14078501

@ruby minnow

[heady crow]

Youve been there?

[weak jackal]

yeah

how do y'think i was born

[oblique spire]

Fucken nut kick

[weak jackal]

dingus

[ruby minnow]

i thinked you weren't

[oblique spire]

that would hurt

even for a kangaroo

[weak jackal]

True

I was made in gods image

[pastel quartz]

they have nuts???

[weak jackal]

yeah

[ruby minnow]

yes kangaroos have truck nuts

[weak jackal]

mammal

[oblique spire]

[weak jackal]

big fuckin nuts

[pastel quartz]

wtf kangaroosa re like us

[weak jackal]

n balls

[weak jackal]

yeah its crazy

[oblique spire]

My only reaction to that

[weak jackal]

they even have tails just like us

[oblique spire]

and

[weak jackal]

[pastel quartz]

wicked

[ruby minnow]

none of the reasons y'all give me will stop me from trying to beat a kangaroo in a boxing match

[weak jackal]

gl

[oblique spire]

You can try

[weak jackal]

btw that doesn't stand for good luck

[oblique spire]

I doubt you'll win

[weak jackal]

it stands for girls love

[ruby minnow]

i will train and drink my milk until i can come to Australia

[oblique spire]

The only way you'll beat one

is if you're a farmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

Like this cunt

[ruby minnow]

my ancestors hunted mammooths for a living

i should be able to fight a kangaroo

[pastel quartz]

[oblique spire]

Average Australian citizen

You're either a farmer

or a tradie

Or a truckie

[weak jackal]

im a creature

[oblique spire]

Then you're not Australian

[weak jackal]

i've taken up residence in a swamp

i'm a cryptid

like the bunyip

or yowie

[hot snow]

cryptip implies you originate on earth

[oblique spire]

You are not the Yowie

[ruby minnow]

you know for some reason

[hot snow]

eldritch horrors are way better

[ruby minnow]

when i went to the center of my city

[weak jackal]

i could never be her

[ruby minnow]

i saw a minibus

[weak jackal]

eldrich horrors aint shit if you just don't care/comprehend them

[ruby minnow]

with a confederate flag on it

[weak jackal]

easy as

just ignore 'em

[weak jackal]

burn it

molotov

[ruby minnow]

and at the back it was saying general john lee

[hot snow]

can't ignore them when they enter your mind forcefully

or just manifest in front of you and rip you to shreds

[weak jackal]

just don't think about 'em

tearing apart realty

eh whatevs

[hot snow]

well it's just as easy to shoot the shit out of a cryptid

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZoV_tPvwsyQ

[hot snow]

they're bound by physics

so just shoot em

[weak jackal]

gotta find me first

ohohoh

[hot snow]

well I know you're nowhere near me cause If you were anywhere in Romania you would've had your organs stolen already

[weak jackal]

organs are great

gall bladder is a real one

[hot snow]

i know

[hot snow]

kidneys taste especially good

and they probably do actually

i mean pork and chicken kidneys taste good

if they're cooked atleast

i don't know about raw

[hot snow]

did you know this song is just about a dude going on a cocaine trip

it's funny

[oblique spire]

Correct

I did indeed know that

still goes hard though

[hot snow]

yes

[crimson flame]

i miss # 🧠 brain

[crimson flame]

every day i thank god for not making me a twitter user

[stone shoal]

Part of me wants to ask what the original was trying to say

But that's also like asking to be annoyed

[stone shoal]

Also what the hell is this in reference too???

Is the second img of that dude's account?

[fading shuttle]

its a continuation of the previous image of the woman

the third image is of the womans account being suspended

[stone shoal]

o

[fading shuttle]

its not that fuckin hard man

[final cedar]

the .357 strapped to my hip say otherwise

[stone shoal]

Look

My detective skills are

About as sharp as the world's bluntest object

Technically this counts as being blunt, right?

No corners = no points, no points = blunt

[fading shuttle]

Mm

Battery acid

[ruby minnow]

bro i can't with this warband AI anymore

they call me in for a fight

they give me a location i need to go to

and the guy that i'm suppose to talk to is not there

[fading shuttle]

find him then

balenciaga

[narrow lotus]

Shit is literally called Juiced lmfao

[fading shuttle]

i am juicing

[narrow lotus]

Juicer here

[fading shuttle]

yall wish you were as fashionable as him

[narrow lotus]

Nice AI art

[crimson flame]

not really

[fading shuttle]

spoken by someone that cant afford balenciaga

[crimson flame]

its ugly af

[final cedar]

no sulphur in monster

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-gif-26545981

[crimson flame]

i hope this fix your homiesexuality

[queen finch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/12bxrjp/this_aint_no_april_fools_this_is_the_opening/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[fading shuttle]

this dont feel like an energy drink at all

its like juice

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[stone blade]

REAL

the keen eyed will notice I have my taskbar on the top instead of the bottom

[fading shuttle]

bruh

disgusting

[stone blade]

no

I like it more this way

[pastel quartz]

True af

[fading shuttle]

ah, LISA, nice

[pastel quartz]

Do what you want.

[stone blade]

I mean

yes

I do what I want

[fading shuttle]

cwinge

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

bro holy shit i escaped from a 500 man army

i first tried fighting

then realised that i was losing decided toe escape

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001262683317878925/1080249176211857415/cat_emoji.gif

@pastel quartz

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade you see this shit man?

[stone blade]

lol

shameless

[narrow lotus]

Real

[crimson flame]

goth bitches are literally the opposite of a mommy

[narrow lotus]

I only knew 1 unironical goth girl and she tried to cut her wrists 2 times in high school

[fading shuttle]

damn

[stone blade]

I can fix her

[fading shuttle]

you dont know how ivan

only i can fix her

[crimson flame]

she dont want to be fixed

for sure