#🎪bruh-fart
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We are pretty stupid
bruh everybody is fucking retarded in one way or another
But we dont really have any problems here with abuse / grooming
and the age of consent is low here
observe best girl kim pine
Its just not a thing that typically happens, its mostly looked down upon
cease your talk about the age of consent
you're the one doing all the grooming, cori
Thats not true
Alex wants the age of consent removed
shes been grooming my cat
I dunno my dad got with my mom when she was 16
if it stops yall from getting into arguments about it every week then yes
small price to pay
You just made this REAAALLLLLLLLLL suspicious
Alex is a minecraft youtuber
Cant wait for the dream predatory allegations, his career is growing so fast
There already have been some
OF FUCKIN COURSE THEY HAVE
he grooms children just by existing
But again only allegations nothing concrete
I could never be a minecraft youtuber
theres too much evidence against me out there already
i just cant fuckin play games with no set objective
OF COURSE THE NON PEDOPHILIC,NON SEXUALLY HARASSING MC YOUTUBERS ARE THE FUCKIN MINORITY HERE
i get bored from minecraft quickly
same
How the fuck does a block game suddenly attract so many assholes
children
Yeah i hate them too but my point stands
Minecraft youtubers after being found out for grooming twenty seven minors for the past 3 years
i dont get it man
teens are so annoying
why would you even want to spend time with them
i could never be a groomer, i want a dommy mommy fr
You leave me alone with an annoying child and only one of us is coming out alive (hint, its not the child)
sperm cells are so annoying
glad i can kill so many of them
I hate children so much that i am becoming an abortion specialist to prevent anymore of them coming to life
me and who
which doesn't exist
I call dibs on all his stuff
AYO
i have a gf(male)
fk y'all
did u see no introduction necessary
where
Huh?
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They probably have better things to do
Wont stop me from doing this
or joined the 41%
bottom eliminated
skill issue
I have not
I will try to member
But i cannot guarantee that
it's american psycho but in payday
i am going to dismember @orchid robin
it was deadass funny but then the russianbadger appeared and i instantly disliked the video
vroom speedrun simulator
Hmmmmm, 2 paths are in front of me. Which shall i choose as a response to this
Heretic
and get rid of all the cheese mods
russianbadger isnt funny
THATS THE BEST PART THO
can i be fumo
yea
doing the same shit with carry stacker and silent assassin is not fun
holy fucking shit
I can tell you that for sure
i just had an autistic inspiration
Shit holy fucking
Fellow air fryer haver
Oh…….i no longer use them cuz im too lazy to update the mod engine
what kind of mods are those
this is literally a from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh moment
Silent assasin makes it so you only get pagers if you are spotted
So if a guard is not alerted
No pagers
oh
basically removes the difficulty from stealth
i think its classified as a cheat mod
And carry stacker allows you to become a human truck carrying hundreds of kilos of gold
i just used hud mods, anime pillow mods
and dlc unlockers, all skin unlockers
Who gives a fuck, this is payday2. Theres literally no reason for people to be butthurt over someone cheating
sanest pay day 2 player
nah its just people tend to kick people with the cheater tag
literally me
And thats fine if they dont want them in the lobby
Poke it with a stick
couldnt you create a prosthetic limb by having cloned flesh slightly edited using CRISPR used as a sleeve for a prosthetic arm, that tricks the body into thinking the limb is simply missing while controlling the prosthetic
Soooooo, is it all flesh or just a flesh coating?
its a sleeve for the prosthetic
it basically prevents the prosthetic from directly contacting original tissue
preventing tissue rejection
It still has to i think, i mean how else will you control that thing
the sleeve acts as an intermediary
it recieves the signals from the brain, gives them to the prosthetic
And how exactly would the tissue be the intermediary
How would the signals get relayed to the prosthetic without it coming to contact with original tissue
CRISPR
crispr can be used to extremely selectively edit genes
it would theoretically be possible to edit cloned tissue to perform this task
Yeah but, you are genetically editing cloned tissue
What if the body rejects that cloned tissue
Since its edited and not in its original form
it would be extremely extremely slight editing
likely not causing tissue rejection
all the tissue has to do is mimic the function of the stump of an arm
thats it
the title says it all, just a smoll kitty straight nomming a big Tomahawk steak.
wow look at him go
or the base of a shoulder, or the base of al eg
Wait wait, and how exactly is that gonna help, what if that cloned tissue rejects the prosthetic
crispr editing
crispr editing can be used to make the cloned tissue accept the prosthetic
voila the intermediary process
Idk, if you edit it enough so it doesnt reject the prosthetic unlike its peer, is it really that slight?
This seems like a huge hypothetical to me
as are all my theories
you have to edit it so it doesnt reject the prosthetic, but also that the body doesnt reject the tissue
yes
give it a hundred years of advancement maybe
if we are still alive by then
because crispr cannot be used to make such a thing
I wouldnt call them theories but hypothesis, since scientific theories are based on evidence etc
Like the theory of gravity
Or theory of fuckin oxygen
hold on im getting some scientific papers ready
it may actually be possible
Yeah but they are talking organ transplantations without any editing to accommodate “outside” tissue such as prosthetics
this discusses a very similar idea, except with grown organs from other species
You could edit it to fit the hosts tissue, yeah i suppose thats possible
OMGGGGG hiiiiii ;3
But fitting both the hosts and outside tissue i think is a bit beyond our capabilities for this decade
Nobody new showed up
schizo
i came up with the whole idea for this in a split second, you have to give me some slack here
when i get these inspirations i have to talk about them or i forget them
Inarguably wrong and delusional
Write them down and analyze them or later share your notes with someone
@grizzled meadow
heres the problem
the medication for adhd that would enable me to do comprehensive analysis and documentation of them is not currently possible for me to get
cant u just take adderall
i dont think thats how it works
i basically sacrificed my ability to get this medication for a while in order to get the medication that is crucial to stabilizing my mood
its a long story
and not one i want to go over
this is the consequence of having 135 iq
You either die debt free, or you live long enough to see yourself trapped in the US healthcare system
nothing to do with money actually
just an asshole perscriber
It was a general jab at your medicare
and autism, a major unspecified depressive disorder, bipolar 2, adhd, general anxiety, and post traumatic stress disorder lol
ayo based department
If I’m using public transport I ain’t giving anyone the chance
Knife weilder doesnt care
me when i get you
Eehhhhh, iq is a pretty unreliable metric
Wrong reply
Right reply
@real tinsel have a cheesy day
Nah if I ever going to britain I finna rent an aston
don’t wanna go home with stab wounds
Not to mention there are diff iq tests
Brain dying
better yet never visiting Western Europe
Murder

This one is going into the “sudden nose exhale” compilation
Yeah!
Me?
I misclicked

I'm not tlretarsed I swear
He’s that fish from Nemo
Ledy can we have pics of birb
@narrow lotus
borb
p!warn @midnight tree #🎪bruh-fart message this kind of stuff does not sit well with the rules on our server , you keep doing that and it might be your last days on this server, your infraction list , too , looks like a grocery list.
@midnight tree has been warned.
F
Well seems like he was already here
L
Ban
Who
nice
@uncut obsidian ban madi please
Ban
ban himself?
Yes

Banception
Involuntary suicide
Self inflicted manslaughter
p!ban @uncut obsidian
You cannot moderate yourself!
fuck you
Jk jk, you are a valued member and we love you
Damn the bot is biased
Or it likes bussy
Not sure

Lemme put on earbuds, cant have someone think im unironically watching peterson
Or Andrews testicles
Or bench appearo
Or chalie kicks
Or semen chowder
Beter is based
Hello guys good morning : DDD
Yes yes, lobsters are such a great allegory for humanity that has no flaws or is just stupid af at all
Except for me it’s the full animan studios video and the servers going silent is a ban
That’s definitely something mute would do
then he gets muted in all discords
Says the man who claims to be an expert on so many fields when he only studied psychology

If I actually got baited into an argument in a meme channel I'd definitely win it but not today
Fr
We usually just argue about whether we should cook or hard boil the new people alive
Tbf peterson is as far from a serious matter as possible
Juan (africa)
I'd prefer crisp fried because very delicios


Death
It knows me, but I don’t know about petting it
He’ll come up to the fence and say hi, but I ain’t touching it
Lift it
Bench that mf
Fuck you
Did you just post a video that fakes the loading symbol
Asshole
Oh then it’s not loading
Absolute cunt
Sorry
dingus
Theres no video
cats aren't even real
@ruby minnow fuckin betrayer
How is one sitting on my other arm and purring like crazy then
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
i was already your enemy
Literally a fbi agent
ghost
Now you are my enemy squared
MR ELECTRIC KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW
Do you even dust off your room
I literally cleaned it later that day stfu
I will not stuff that fox underground
?
BAN HIM
p!ban
Missing Argument
The member argument is required.
Usage: p!ban <member> [duration] [reason]
Please daddy
MUTE HIM
you just made me wanna do it more
Commit tax evasion with me daddy
why not post the full animan studios video in the racist turks discord
Where
Invite
@ruby minnow
The full 20 minute one?
How much pornographic content did you have to shift through to find it?
nah the full meme version 2 minutes
bunch of gey porn nothing else
Do you want the full version
Ayo send invite
no
@uncut obsidian sounds right up your alley
of course the Greek wants to see gey porn
Youre the one who saw it first sooooo
That makes you gayier
alright i'm sending the invite
Hi madi
Dont resist, do it
foot cheese
👍
If you do I will be a martyr
Okay and?
Sonar doesn’t work above water dummy
Echolocation
why don't you echolocate some bitches
he echolocates boys
i miss my wife
Ramona best
They did her (Kim) dirty in the movie
for context; I'm studying for a presentation on European-Indian fur trade and am going through potential visual aids- found this and immediately wondered how much sakharov wanted his hands on it
stolen 
ty

its true
mwadiiii!!! haii ;3

i missed uuuu
ok??
i won't be active anyways
butterflies in my stomach. today a junkie headbutt my boss so i slapped their head into the self checkout.
may lose my job laying hands on a methhead
Put furry after borderline and it’s accurate
based
ill find out if im joining the conga line of the unemployment office in the morning
yes

yoink 🤝
that's it
nahhhhhhh
Should I call falco
@narrow lotus please, show him the double barrelled
he's even more autistic than me
for a quick termination?
aight time to shoot someone i guess
first good gif sent today
I'll wait for the birb to be done writing
p!mute @pastel quartz 3d nsfw memes and bullshit posting
@pastel quartz has been muted for 3 days.

Hi Ledy my cat say hi aswell
i actually had this and i forgot about it
gonna dip. here is something wholesome
@midnight tree you have 10 last minutes
what
enjoy
Good decision issue
the combination of my mouth being filled together with the choco cream left me knowing what deepthroating feels like
the council is speaking
damn
the staff-feet-pics channel must be busy right now
very based and basedpilled
Wait whats happening
thog dont caare
hiiiii ;3
you fucking bet 
Goodbye
Hi
you have one last year
Let the countdown commence
Hi hi
hii
oge
i just took a fat shit and it was glorious
Wrong
Kim best
We need more women like Kim, we have enough Ramona
Typing this during Bulgarian literature test
That how angry I am
weakling

limit is 55
so 55 is the max?
depends on you
the limt can be anything
be a man
go for the high score
you turn to dust on attempt 56
snort some cocaine see how effective it is

do you guys wanna watch a movie with me
Katana: Zero is a good game.
It better be Shrek.
P!warn 126882639956279296 Breaking Discord's TOS i see.
Don't upload or share entire movies on public servers ever again.
@mental bolt has been warned.
oof
Yes true, though i am dumb.
I've just read through discord's TOS as to avoid stupid mistakes in the future.
Downlod discord
Look inside
Cta
gib pants
mine ripped
Actually I’m in need of a 2006 toyota corolla
they're quite cringe tbh
Bro ever since PornHub did its great purge there is no good source for free movies anymore
why u gotta be so hard on him ?

\
It got rid of a lot of porn game playthroughs as well.
i know its so sad

did anyone play modded bannerlord here
idk what mods do i pick
axel in harlem is next only to the monster hunter 1 intro cutscene in terms of pure kino
(but that one doesn't include man ass so they're tied)
My head
My head fucking hurts
My eyes are fleeling like dead
Can't even look far
Look within.
Can't even spin my fucking head
Spin your penis instead.
Use your third eye.
Feels like I'm gonna faint
Sleep. But sleep lightly.
go standby mode
are you ok
Standing by but feels really fucked up
No, he's on his period.
No definitely not
Periods aren't fun, eat chocolate and painkillers 😭
I had these symptoms last week and vitamin b pills made me stable
But now they came back
Doctor gave me those pills
Maybe go to a doctor, you could have insufficient vitamins like D,B or like folic acid
I should try going to doctor tomorrow
Thank you stranger
I wish you a wonderful day sir
Thanks, ma'am
Nvm my lover has arrived, hi @orchid robin
So, turns out the ticket i used to get to athens this morning is actually valid for the 10th day of the april and literally nobody noticed until i had to leave athens
Is that bad or good
Legit the woman had to call the agency in my town and call them idiots
Bad cuz it could mean i would be STUCK IN ATHENS if she hadnt figured it out
are you greek
What gave it away?
you being gey
idk either you were on vacation or smth
Its not even a problem
In the beginning of april?
Maybe that why I can't even find one
MAYBE???
My bestie is greek 👏
Dutyer is doing the edgelord part
Half greek
Time to ban him
Wait what
What
Ban me if you shall but dont call me an edgelord
there there, we are all alone here
I will not have my final moments tainted like that
Why I have a vacation in the middle of July
You should smooth out some of those edges
This is fucking insanr
Where are they tho
I implore you to point them out to me
Send Ouzo or consequences
I hate being a student
Next week my labs are going to start
I could flex my not being lonely but I won't do that
b r u h
my day has been officially ruined
The sex doll doesnt count
In fact it makes you more lonely
And I'm still not in a good shape

I've should try drinking sulfuric acid in labs
Why
Falco is not lonely
I will be there for him whatever happens
A boomer from another discord server just sent me a DM of their big whopper 
He is my friend
Damn, thats a ruined day right there
A actual whopper or something cursed ?
Cursed.
The latter i guess
What
Yikes
something you don't show people you don't know
NOOOOO!
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Another sister bites the dust 🫡 😭
SHES STILL HERE
Oh god
YOU MADE US PANICK FOR NO REASON
L
Finally I can rest eell
I'm sick right now
Sorry for panicking you
my heart
@weak jackal this motherfucker made us panick that you left, kill him
you nearly gave me a heart attack @pastel quartz
I didn't even mean to gave a heart attack to you guys
Maybe I should end this suffering by using my katana
you have a katana
Bro, you unironically have a katana?
Sadly I don't
Good thing you dont
Wish I had one
Why would you want a katana
But they are fucking expensive
I have a axe
Actually you'd use your wakizashi to commit the un-life 🤓
And a hoe
Or tanto
Axes are cool and practical though
They're the same thing @orchid robin 
My axe is for wood cutting
i've made an axe once
I will
Hey guys can i show off my chest in chat?
Indigenous americans used it and they looked cool as fuck
Out of a reference or did you freestyle it ?
Better be some diamonds in there
If i see a single fuckin emerald
You can show anything you want
(unless it's a nsfw)
Omg really? (Proceeds to post porn)
this doing numbers 😎
yes
Trying to flirt or talk with women is too hard
THE.SEX.DOLL.DOESNT.COUNT
I guess I'm gods lonely man
Do it with men
Its easy af
@heady crow how you doing cutie
See? Easy
ok here's my chest
ill watch it with sound later
No whopper pls

Ty! Yes!
Cool looking, what’s in it ?
Nice work
tools
The nordic runes are pretty good.
(i made the nails and iron stuff myself too)
can u make umm
Holy shit thats awesome
This gal's playing IRL Valheim.
sdjkfdskljnfksdfknlsdknf
hiii~ :3
im a black smithing gal
Hello there, you doing well?
fuck
@heady crow @pastel quartz hi cuties
hiiii!! ;3
brunooo did you mod bannerlord? :c idk what to pick from mods
Pick the one where you can joust with a 20 meter long penis
its time for the Iftar thing again
Go eat something
I'm still sipping my wine
gotta wait 10-15 minutes
Will you there for me to help me stand up again
not before i eat you
Dude is struggling to stay on his foot but proceeds to chug wine as his medecine
Sure ig, try not to fall though
this is the way
Wine is the joke
irl anomaly
Whats this one called
You can't, I got subdermal armor that's bite resistant.
But I'm resting right now
smelter???
bad meme
Need to take my clothes from washing machine
I meant more a diff anomaly name but go off ig
take off your clothes send a pic here
then you can do that
Shit guys she’s mass producing gravies and stonebloods
I will suck your soul out of you
Thats some good head brother is offering
ok guys choose your fighter
you will suck me off bro? didn't ask for it but alright i'm down
Second one
2 or 3
Easy to use and hold
1
i'd go for 1 cos its a kitchen knife
what the fucking christ
few things physically disturb me
that is one of them
weak
Pathetic
fr
Oh look at mr “bodily dysmorphia makes me sick” here expressing his opinion
thats not even dysmorphia thats just "why"
This is what airport security workers see in their nightmares
bro would walk through the scanner and make it bluescreen
Thats a subsection of the broader disability called
Balkanitis
Idk if thats better tbh
Slavs unite !
Aaaayyyyy im part of that tooo
I’m french and russian bro imagine all the hate I get online lmao
😳
Choke on your own dick
I'm just swedish :(
i'm turkish imagine the amount of kebab comments i get on the internet
Im greek and polish bro, both sides of the same racism spectrum
Lmao I was expecting cockroach Air Force memes but kebab works too ig
that too
Gyros and kebab are great
what the fuck is a Gyros
stfu
And liars, and enemies of the state
kebabki
Lmao
Thats just a polish person referring to a small kebab
lmao
special
Your ass is the most delicious polish food?
Okay
yeah
we are all joking here and all that but like
I couldn't find another gif 😭
Who wants her ass for dinner?
Turkey is superior to Greece
Sure sure, keep thinking that
I don’t know about that one
WE ARE THE ONES WHO INVENTED DEMOCRACY
AND THEN VIOLATED SAID DEMOCRACY
AND THEN REINSTATED IT
who drowned you in 1930s
AND ARE ACTIVELY VIOLATING IT AGAIN
I like greece more cos ancient greece
She gets it
she doesn't get shit

Turkey has more cats though
And doners
weak sperm
TRUE
All turks know is eat hot chip and lie
This is the greek god
Okay i gotta go now to have enough battery for the bus ride
salamualaikum
MWWOAAAAAUUU
i played age of mythology when i was like 8-10
i know all about greece i swear
Oh you know all about greece?
Who runs the grocery store near my house?
Morning
uhh
Eternal abyss
joe
You lucky mf
JOE MAMA
Giorgio
Going through a Rome phase in my life rn, which means I'll either become a fascist or a femboy. I don't know which is worse.
Giorno
Giorno?
@heady crow guide this man
Why not both
Juwulius Cewesar

Looks like the setup to a shitty dad joke
no im just saying hi wtf??
me
wait he got banned?

lol
Getting banned from brainfart shows that you are not balanced.
❤️
A pure brainfarter, it's been 84 years...
hiell yeah bruder
the spidick
woods
greetings
Who got banned today
that weirdo named Pinkgamer
Deserved




