🎪bruh-fart

[teal fable]

idk lol

[pastel quartz]

ew

[hoary elk]

🚬

GF kills your gainz

[amber marsh]

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENEE TO THE CHAT

WHAT IS THIS

[eager igloo]

Fucking Ash Twin

I'm stuck

[amber marsh]

Step bro help I'm stuck

[plucky void]

"stronger smelling BO"

I'm guessing this is a biological thing to give single males more chances to attract females

[pastel quartz]

guys guys

look what I found

[hoary elk]

Pheromonemaxing dawg

[trim pilot]

wankmaxing

[primal kiln]

I found a Crassus Detonator with friends but we ended up dying to something stupid later

[hoary elk]

SoyGPT is real

[remote vine]

Literally me

[pastel quartz]

can somebody help, starsector
i hab 15fps in battles :c

[modest shoal]

fat rip bro, take a lung

[solar obsidian]

[hoary elk]

Shintel moment

[warm fossil]

april fools profile moment

I know it's controversial as fuck but I mean

it can't go wrong

[pastel quartz]

do u have any ida wtf is this, i dont remember this being ingame

is it better thhan hightech

[grizzled meadow]

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-25942637

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

[primal kiln]

What game even is that

[pastel quartz]

oh, wrong respond ;c

[stone blade]

kekw

[solar obsidian]

starsector

[pastel quartz]

hiii i van ;3

[stone blade]

Alo maja

fk you maja

💗

[plucky void]

Aren't AMD the ones with all the overheating memes

[primal kiln]

I've never played Starsector

[stone blade]

it's a sector with stars

idk i never played it too

[plucky void]

if you played it you'd know it's a star with sectors

[abstract wing]

Certified edgy 14 yo moment

[pastel quartz]

look at the date of today

u dummy

[abstract wing]

April fools

[pastel quartz]

the guy is a cutie, i know him
he just changed it for april fools

[orchid robin]

[pastel quartz]

pero todo bien gracias a dios

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1091649812358758400/trim.50199455-F8AC-412B-847A-6D2E4725E12A.mov

[plucky void]

featured in the video: a non-hispanic person

[pastel quartz]

is this pedro pascal daddy

[primal kiln]

Arabs, but they end it with either "Subhanallah" or "Alhamduillah"

[solar obsidian]

too good

[orchid robin]

maja not calling someone daddy challenge ( impossible, billions let out a collective sigh)

[pastel quartz]

no

pedro pascal's name is literally daddy

don't you know him

[orchid robin]

you should know by now

that

im not that knowledgeable with music personalities

[pastel quartz]

his content is based on being a daddy

[pastel quartz]

wat

[solar obsidian]

he's an actor

[orchid robin]

oh

[pastel quartz]

pedro- pascal isnt-

[orchid robin]

OOOOHHHHH

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[pastel quartz]

[orchid robin]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that guy

the guy who played joel

[orchid robin]

i should probs watch the last of us

[pastel quartz]

no

[orchid robin]

why

[pastel quartz]

yass

i love him

OMG YES

[ruby minnow]

@orchid robin bro you will not believe this bs

my mom is saying that Isreal wants Istanbul

they passed Greek wants Istanbul now they're talking shit about Isreal

[pastel quartz]

soembody has an idea which one is best

[orchid robin]

what

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-skulls-for-the-skull-throne-blood-for-the-blood-god-gif-18272573

[ruby minnow]

fr

[orchid robin]

the champion is the one who ran away from the hospital the moment he was born

[mental bolt]

BECOME YOUR PROBLEMS

[ruby minnow]

kill your problems

[mental bolt]

segs your problems 😉

[orchid robin]

kill everyones problems

BECOME EVERYONES PROBLEM, THEN KILL THE PROBLEM SO YOU CAN BE REMEMBERED AS A HERO WHO SOLVED EVERYONES PROBLEM

[ruby minnow]

become your problem

then kys to get rid of your problems

works

trust

[mental bolt]

oh shut your jee jee ass lookin mojave wanderin' mf, maybe you'd get some bitches on yo dick if you got rid of that stanky beaver dam ass NCR attitude and stop wishing for a nuclear winter. :

[stone blade]

me

[orchid robin]

coouuuurriiieeeeerrrr

[stone blade]

single handedly escaping women

[orchid robin]

and embracing men

[solar obsidian]

@slim summit

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[slim summit]

BRO DON'T PING ME IN HERE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[orchid robin]

my internet quality is so shit that i didnt hear a single word

outplayed

[stone blade]

oh sorry

[mental bolt]

its chrismas song :(

[slim summit]

[mental bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[solar obsidian]

John Vodafone strikes again

[mental bolt]

based

silicone isn't cheap

[orchid robin]

tbf bad dragon is just like any other sex toy manufacturer, their designs are just less aerodynamic

[mental bolt]

i mean some are more aerodynamic

[orchid robin]

as in a standard penis shaped dildo would work better as a projectile

[mental bolt]

Hmm. Maybe as a bodkin arroW??

[orchid robin]

a what arrow

[mental bolt]

https://www.outfit4events.com/runtime/cache/images/redesignProductFull/mh-ar1200-000.jpg

penis arrow

[orchid robin]

wait penis arrow?

as in you fit it on your?

[mental bolt]

on god

fr fr

[orchid robin]

why

that is so stupid

especially if youre not hung like a horse

which i definitely am but im just being considerate for the others ahem

[mental bolt]

Dutyer.

Have you seen a bollock dagger

[orchid robin]

i dont want to

[mental bolt]

it was hyuge in the 15th century

Women, children and men all had bollock daggers.

[orchid robin]

i dont care, the egyptians used lead in their makeup which caused them to get sick

[grim sluice]

Codpieces lel

[mental bolt]

😩

[orchid robin]

children

[mental bolt]

Can we legalize uranium consumption

[grim sluice]

No one is stopping you

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-fuel-rods-power-plant-workers-gif-25292733

[mental bolt]

p!8ball Are you actively stopping me from eating uranium?

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Sorry, bucko.

[orchid robin]

to be fair

[mental bolt]

😡

[orchid robin]

eating uranium is not illegal

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Who cares?

[mental bolt]

D:

[orchid robin]

p!8ball ball?

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Hell, yes.

[orchid robin]

ball

[mental bolt]

ball

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052467006395383888/1084836265603637399/0032C34F-4D03-48F6-BF08-C43C036ECBB6.gif

[orchid robin]

you will find them in that basement over there

anywho

shower time

[mental bolt]

Alright see you there

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170899135168542/1091765679717355630/ssstik.io_1680367612519.mp4

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/skadi-alter-skadi-arknights-arknights-skalter-lick-gif-23961478

[hoary elk]

Que paso con Pedrito

[plucky void]

I wish I could post something extremely cringe in here but I don't want to get muted

[warm fossil]

I'm cooler now

OH WAIT WHAT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO VETERAN

[pastel quartz]

wtf u cheater

im here the whole time and im still not purple

and

wAAAAAAAAAA

[warm fossil]

I got the role color I always wanted

man

wishes do come true after all

we're so back

[plucky void]

messages in brainfart don't give xp

[heavy peak]

p!avatar @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for maja#5136

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[heavy peak]

Fckin society

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-popcorn-eating-gif-11637371

[pastel quartz]

pleasee can i have purple role

[cinder vector]

red forest right now

[warm fossil]

wow man whatta convenient streak of good luck I have today

watch me jinx it

[orchid robin]

your hiv test is back, you passed with flying colors

[warm fossil]

what colors are they

[orchid robin]

mainly red and its your piss but still a color

[warm fossil]

yooooo

red

that's good enough for me

[orchid robin]

fun fact

did you know that if your pee glows in the dark

its not supposed to do that

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1642147656943140878?s=20

[heady crow]

@cedar hatch

[orchid robin]

what is that abomination

[heady crow]

a pizza from a local kebab pizzeria

[orchid robin]

a fuckin what now

yes, definitely yes. Fox news is only good at doing that and claiming "well we suggested that x person should be harmed but we never told anyone directly to do it"

i havent watched vice, why is that?

not really

[grim sluice]

90% of news is just blatant propaganda now from most outlets. True journalism died years ago with wikileaks crackdown

[orchid robin]

i wouldnt say true journalism has died

[grim sluice]

I miss old vice when they actually went out and did stuff

[pastel quartz]

i like it
im hungry.

[orchid robin]

there are many reports and investigations still conducted by journalists

[grim sluice]

90% of it I say; and people who wrote actual investigations like the Panama and Paradise papers for money laundering do get literally car bombed.

[mental bolt]

is that a mf kebab pizza

[orchid robin]

well i think you are basing your assumptions mainly on US journalism

[heady crow]

its a mess thats what it is

[mental bolt]

Relatable 😩

[heady crow]

me too...

[orchid robin]

me maybe

[grim sluice]

I say international journalism as well; I saw the sponsorships of some German media outlets

[mental bolt]

also good shower, gg; see you next week
🤝

[grim sluice]

Panama and paradise papers were international as well, the journalist was taken out in Malta and Belarus

[orchid robin]

i havent actually taken it yet, something came up so i will take it in like 5 mins

[pastel quartz]

im bored :c

[orchid robin]

YOURE ALWAYS BORED

[mental bolt]

Alright see you then 🤝

[orchid robin]

belarus is just a journalistic graveyard

[pastel quartz]

ok, helped

[mental bolt]

do smth fun

[orchid robin]

happens with blatant dictatorships

[pastel quartz]

what's smth fun

[orchid robin]

bruno is fun, do him

[mental bolt]

join me and dutyer in the shower??

[pastel quartz]

ehh didnt help

[orchid robin]

there hasnt even been a shower you mongrel

[mental bolt]

hmm play Age of Mythology: Age of Titans?

[grim sluice]

Point stands; real journalists/investigators get axed hard.

[orchid robin]

it also honestly depends on the region, where theresnot that much hardcore, hidden, covered up stuff for journalists to do so they mainly do reports on other stuff

[pastel quartz]

wtf is that

[mental bolt]

boomer age

game

[orchid robin]

like in poland the most important thing you can investigate rn is literally anything to do with the current goverment or the polish pope that protected pedophiles

[pastel quartz]

i dont play boomer games

[orchid robin]

mistake number 1

FUCK I GOTTA DOWNLOAD SWAT4 AGAIN

[mental bolt]

Just get ready or not

[orchid robin]

fuck off, swat4 is the true shit

best shit

[mental bolt]

That's true.

[sage otter]

Any opinions on GTFO ?

[pastel quartz]

sscawy

[orchid robin]

get the fuck out

[mental bolt]

Very good

[pastel quartz]

crouch simulator

turret abuse simulator

go melee behind enemies simulator

[orchid robin]

shit your pants simulator

no wait

[mental bolt]

Sync kill simulator

[orchid robin]

thats not part of the simulation

[sage otter]

So it's not a full release yet ?

[orchid robin]

oh and btw

[grim sluice]

Each country has a compromised journalistic/investigator setting.
Assange got jailed, Galizia got 'north irelanded' and Project Veritas got 'board roomed'.

Always ask qui bono, who is the benefactor and funder.

[orchid robin]

@sage otter you need a crew for this, no debate. You either get a team or you might as well not play

[hoary elk]

Assange

Huge balls

[sage otter]

agreed

[hoary elk]

Titanic even

[orchid robin]

@mental bolt rendezvous 30 seconds, be there or be square

[sage otter]

Oh nice

[pastel quartz]

what r u gonna do

[gentle scarab]

skill isue

hello gejs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793168952264097793/1091782928733843456/hehehe-ha-clash-royale_VideoMon.Biz.mp4

[stone blade]

hmmm

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1091499023778725958/v09044g40000cgjis1bc77u7us20rbeg.mov

[stone blade]

random green name

[orchid robin]

someone

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1091782490185793756/Gato_sushi.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767873407114018817/1091789122819067997/IMG_7102.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767873407114018817/1091789216213643384/Engine.co_I9hH5vc15P_2.mp4

[midnight tree]

@weak jackal

[pastel quartz]

can you help me

im bored

[midnight tree]

im bussy rn

[mental bolt]

😭

[pastel quartz]

what

you didnt help em at all

you just gave me soem boomer game

without even explaining what it is or how is it actually good

[mental bolt]

Okokok i wil help

how about you play stellaris with alot of mods

[pastel quartz]

stellaris is like hoi

it needs brain

i dont have it

[mental bolt]

hmm. minecraft with many mods???

[pastel quartz]

my brain dies on having to do one stuff in starsector just for the colony, especially governoring countries or w/e stellaris is

[pastel quartz]

ehh, that needs multiplayer to be enjoyable

[mental bolt]

Have you tried grim dawn????

It's a pretty funi game

[pastel quartz]

yes

won't play it unless mp too ;c

[mental bolt]

FIND A FREN!!

[pastel quartz]

all the games you talked about need to be bought, i dont have any of them

even if i do find a friend, i stil ldont have any games to play with

[mental bolt]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. : Gigantic Automatic Mod Mod Aaaaa

[pastel quartz]

💀

[mental bolt]

its free

[pastel quartz]

its april fools but that's too far

[mental bolt]

Try roblox? 😭

[pastel quartz]

💀

are u okay? ur talking about a game that has grindfest simulators

wtf am i supposed to do there

[mental bolt]

Idk i'm sorry i tried my best
All i can do is offer suggestions

me sorry maja

[pastel quartz]

[trim pilot]

Brainfart rlcraft server?

[mental bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-so-you-have-chosen-death-chosen-death-lord-of-the-rings-gif-15767548

[trim pilot]

Shut yourm

Eepy

[lime dew]

quite scrunkly

[trim pilot]

Hm

[crimson flame]

majestic kot

[plucky void]

fluffy

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086621478356779068/1089975192769532018/IMG_9085.jpg

[plucky void]

let's get that bread

[stone blade]

no....

Do not start

[stone blade]

round

[solar obsidian]

finally!

[blazing ferry]

@solar obsidian she's taking a bath tonignt + bonus pets i have

[crimson flame]

sphinx ?

[blazing ferry]

yes

[crimson flame]

are those cats expensive

[blazing ferry]

a bit

i have 8 of those

[crimson flame]

what the fuck

[lime dew]

oh noooooo

[crimson flame]

why have that many

[lime dew]

how am i supposed to know whether i like kissing men now

the oracle is dead

the future uncertain

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086621478356779068/1091433116054343700/16190059655249510401.gif

[blazing ferry]

animal husbandry

[crimson flame]

oh

you sell them?

[blazing ferry]

yes

[crimson flame]

niice

[blazing ferry]

everything is registered so there is not need to call the police

[crimson flame]

how much per kitten/cat usually?

[blazing ferry]

1.5k euro

[lime dew]

animal husband

[blazing ferry]

depends

[crimson flame]

sir i live in a country where people regularly kidnap expensive kitties and sell them in open market

[crimson flame]

woah

goddamn

[solar obsidian]

yes, master

[blazing ferry]

sad

[crimson flame]

yeah foster houses are basically nonexistent here

i kinda want to make one but i dont have the money

[blazing ferry]

charity

[crimson flame]

i dont want to run something on charity

those kitties gonna suffer if i dont have money

better if i dont do it

[blazing ferry]

they dont have any money on the street either

[crimson flame]

true

but still

maybe when i have a decent side hustle

my mom loves kitties so much i think shes gonna enjoy being a foster mom

[blazing ferry]

same with my mom

[crimson flame]

the best part is my mom used to hate cats lol

i took in a dying kitten and mom helped me taking care of the kitty

[blazing ferry]

I had one without a leg

[crimson flame]

then she kinda likes doing it and realized that cats can be very affectionate

[blazing ferry]

her name was Chilli, sadly she died

[crimson flame]

[orchid robin]

They can be very affectionate…….for the hellspawn they are

[crimson flame]

this kitty also died bcs sickness. it was covid season so we couldn't go anywhere, no vets open

[crimson flame]

thats true, they're dumber and more chaotic than dogs

i kinda want to get a dog honestly

dad said the cat kept meowing at his ear in the morning to wake him up

so kitty can get some food

[crimson flame]

this mf

[orchid robin]

Sry but currently busy overthinking on whether what i felt was a lump or if im delusional

[broken topaz]

both

[crimson flame]

you grew boobs?

or extra testicles?

[orchid robin]

Its something i felt lower down

[broken topaz]

a 7th nipple?

[crimson flame]

third testicle it is

time to donate one dutyer

[stone blade]

guys
are there any gayy bullies?
why does it always have to be about the mom?
i cant be the only one who finds it weird

[crimson pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609995102932172831/1091800815309684856/FserhqhWcAEwxh_.png

[orchid robin]

Okay so, actual question

Is its bb sized is it a tumor or normal

[broken topaz]

go to the doctor

rword

[orchid robin]

Idk im not sure if its skin or an actual bb sized think in my testicle

[broken topaz]

is it hard?

[orchid robin]

No

[stone blade]

fam go doktor

[crimson flame]

you can grow acnes on your scrotum (only on the skin) i think but ye you should get checked

[broken topaz]

Might be nothing but still go to doctor anyway

Or

just squeeze it like a pimple really hard

and see what happens

[orchid robin]

It shares the pain that what i can tell

[broken topaz]

squeeze it

[crimson flame]

oh well

[gentle scarab]

ok but where is the prison

[crimson flame]

ye might be harmful

just go to the doctor

[gentle scarab]

guys

[crimson pilot]

sw about it

[orchid robin]

Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk

The doctor is boring

[crimson flame]

oh

cut off your entire pp then

[orchid robin]

Why not just the left ball

[broken topaz]

we messed up

we gotta go bald

sorry

[crimson flame]

tru

all or nothing fam

[orchid robin]

Good question is, has that thing been there for long and i just felt it now?

Or is it new

[broken topaz]

Im sure if it was old

youd have felt it before

[crimson flame]

reminder to check ur balls when you fap so you always know

[orchid robin]

I dont touch my balls that often

[mental bolt]

do you want it to be 🙂

[broken topaz]

Always cup and massage your balls when you jerk off

to detect cancer obvs

[crimson flame]

post nut relaxation

[orchid robin]

Mayhaps

[mental bolt]

I need to stop simping for Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet! man

[orchid robin]

Actually another good question

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cancer-testicular-testicles-mark-wahlberg-will-ferrell-gif-17908326

[orchid robin]

If its a tumor, what happens

[broken topaz]

they cut it out

[crimson flame]

save the planet? yall cant even beat the pack of dogs outside rostok

[orchid robin]

The whole thinf?

[broken topaz]

The tumor

[mental bolt]

yea

[orchid robin]

Nah, i call bullshit

[broken topaz]

dutyer

while you are at it

[crimson flame]

not the whole thing obviously

[broken topaz]

make sure to check for prostate cancer too

just to be safe

[crimson flame]

cori

no

stop

[mental bolt]

yeah make sure to film it too

[orchid robin]

Im not fingering myself

[crimson flame]

bad cori

[broken topaz]

Fine

Ya know cancer spreads

what if it started in the butt

[crimson flame]

[orchid robin]

I think my stool would be red before it reached my balls

[mental bolt]

Lets say hypothetically, i had sex with someone who might have ball cancer will i get female ball cancer

[broken topaz]

Yes

[mental bolt]

😭

[orchid robin]

Youre a chick?

[broken topaz]

Testicles are just ovaries that stooped lower

[mental bolt]

[orchid robin]

Unheard of

Impossible even

[orchid robin]

Here? In brainfart?

[broken topaz]

More like how I am a chick

[mental bolt]

[broken topaz]

so you guys wont recognise it

😭

[crimson flame]

gender is irrelevant

[orchid robin]

Oh ik

[broken topaz]

agreed

[orchid robin]

Just surprised

[mental bolt]

duty's triumphant march is forever

[orchid robin]

Where theres a hole, theres a goal

[crimson flame]

does nostril count

[mental bolt]

@heady crow Very cool and cool and cool Bruno

[crimson flame]

what about skin pores

[broken topaz]

he hit tha edgebug

[orchid robin]

Cool it, dont go there

[broken topaz]

what about ears?

[orchid robin]

NO

[mental bolt]

it doesn't work

[heady crow]

lowkey i wanna hit a edgebug rn

[crimson flame]

what about your eye sockets

[broken topaz]

do armpits count as holes?

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-mayo-patrick-mayo-gif-22996351

[orchid robin]

No

They are not holes

[broken topaz]

So they are not a goal?

[orchid robin]

Uuuhhhhh

They can be

[broken topaz]

[mental bolt]

[orchid robin]

A goal doesnt need to be a hole

But a hole is a goal

[abstract wing]

:3333

[broken topaz]

Dude my tiddies hurt today

might be breast cancer

[mental bolt]

amen

[broken topaz]

can somebody check em for me?

[mental bolt]

n o

[broken topaz]

rude

[orchid robin]

Imma spend the next 5 mins still making sure its not skin or something

[broken topaz]

translation:

I will keep touching my balls for 5 minutes

[mental bolt]

LMAO

[orchid robin]

I keep to mine, you keep to yours okay?

[mental bolt]

Booba hurt today, only cure is ***I B U P R O F E N **

[broken topaz]

or enduring it

simply live with the pain

[mental bolt]

yes

[orchid robin]

Cut them off and empty them, reattach so they are not as heavy anymore

[mental bolt]

Such is life

[broken topaz]

me fr fr

My fingers are also so fucking sore dude

I have been practicing guitar

and i have small hands

so I really have to stretch to finger the chords

its not sus at all

Stop

[orchid robin]

[tranquil basalt]

[broken topaz]

you dont know the pain of playing guitar

with small womanly hands

[crimson flame]

[broken topaz]

My hands are so small

my fists do piercing damage

[stone blade]

[orchid robin]

Ok so

[stone blade]

just grow bigger hands

[orchid robin]

After further inspection

It is inside the “casing”

And seems to be connected

Legit bb size

[broken topaz]

welp

rip

Lance Armstrong

[orchid robin]

Anywho

Night

[hoary elk]

"good taste, anon"

[warm fossil]

it's over

[arctic grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1079871109681381427/86524E88-443D-4E7D-9471-78D7B7387E5B.gif

[warm fossil]

so dawns the legacy

of thetrollmaster19

[heady crow]

youre just like me fr

[warm fossil]

damn...

[hoary elk]

Patricio batemán

[warm fossil]

no worries

[warm fossil]

we'll be back one day

man this purple role color is fucking awesome

and I don't want it any other way

[warm fossil]

doomed from the very start

[solar obsidian]

🤓

didn't know it's you, tophat

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/jubal-cat-orange-cat-sleepy-tired-gif-25718322

[mental bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-gif-26380385

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-gif-27475997

[warm fossil]

can't be bothered enough to write a proper bio again

so I just slapped the second testament from ULTRAKILL

you bet the status is also an ULTRAKILL reference

[mental bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/stewlyblume-stewly-stew-cat-meme-cat-gif-26245794

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cringe-кот-кринж-котик-gif-24266575

[mental bolt]

https://i.redd.it/jmkebqlq3yx91.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiNgAtxTuE&ab_channel=ZZNEIDA

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

they lied

[pastel quartz]

keep walking more

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170838087094282/1091825098421452871/qwda4aoemara1.png

[broken topaz]

THERES BOBOBO

https://tenor.com/view/bobobo-por-el-poder-del-cabello-nasal-pelo-gif-13625664

[primal kiln]

get those Japanese words off me

[queen finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipuqLy87-3A

@heady crow

hes done it again

[solar obsidian]

what does "agender" mean?

[fading shuttle]

they dont have a gender

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

they just are

they arent a man or woman, or any other form of non binary

they just are

[crimson flame]

imagine having this much of depedency to other people

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[hoary elk]

L urbanite

[crimson flame]

reminds me there was a girl who called me and said her bf was away and she felt like talking to someone. we talked for 2 hrs and then never again

was really weird

[fading shuttle]

some people are weirdly dependant on social interaction

in any form

[grim sluice]

We call them normies

[crimson flame]

i was a closeted introvert until i got my first real job

[solar obsidian]

what does that mean?

[crimson flame]

after my job i became very comfortable talking to ppl

not a closeted introvert anymore

turns out talking to people is really nice

[primal kiln]

I rarely have to talk to people at work

[pastel quartz]

pfp checks out

[primal kiln]

especially when we're in those fully remote periods during the year

like right now

[crimson flame]

actually had a date with my crush today, we talked for like 6 hrs

[solar obsidian]

nice

[crimson flame]

(technically yesterday)

[primal kiln]

I don't understand people who have jobs where they have meetings like every day for hours

[pastel quartz]

i got my first job in summer

this summer

[grim sluice]

Those are the shite jobs that barely get anything real done.

[crimson flame]

lmao my job made me call and message people reminding them to do their job almost constantly

[primal kiln]

I rarely have more than one meeting a week

some weeks I have no meetings

[crimson flame]

my first real job that is, now i work remotely, 5min meeting every day, living the good life

[hoary elk]

I talk em up to price gouge then

[primal kiln]

Basically, I get assigned projects, I turn them in before deadline

that's my job

Doesn't really require meetings

[crimson flame]

nice

[primal kiln]

Though lately I've been involved in interviewing new hires

interns for now

[crimson flame]

someone in my linkedin attends interview for fun

he gets like 1-4 job interviews per month

[primal kiln]

Well, in our case you have to pass some assessments before we get you to the interview stage

[crimson flame]

not intending to accept any of them

so weird but sounds fun

[crimson flame]

yeah this is the correct way i think

[primal kiln]

Its like a test investigation and a language test

since we don't really hire English only analysts anymore

[crimson flame]

do you play war thunder?

[primal kiln]

Nah, we're not government

[fading shuttle]

i suggest playing warthunder

fun game

[primal kiln]

I do not

[fading shuttle]

leak goberment info

[primal kiln]

I guess low tier tanks can be fun

[crimson flame]

i prefer arma

[primal kiln]

You need a group to play ArmA

[crimson flame]

honestly in arma i tend to avoid vehicles bcs they tend to explode randomly

[crimson flame]

true but its not that hard to find one

as long as you have good internet

[fading shuttle]

Its hard to find a relatively mentally stable one

[primal kiln]

I have like almost 2,000 hours in War Thunder, but I really stopped playing a couple years ago

[crimson flame]

like 5mbps at least

[crimson flame]

thats also true

[primal kiln]

I miss my old ArmA 2 group way back in the day

even if the person who ran it was a total sperg

[crimson flame]

most casual groups are just bunch of monkeys

[primal kiln]

I still play with some members of it

[crimson flame]

semi casual is the sweet spot i think

[queen finch]

I put like 2300h into War thunder, quit in October 2019, sold my account and bought a car from the money

[crimson flame]

[grim sluice]

I tried random Arma 3 before.
One squaddie had mic on all the time so you heard lip smacking noises and heavy breathing; then he killed a friendly, got killed back and rage quitted

[crimson flame]

fuckin chad move

[primal kiln]

I wonder if anyone would buy my account

[crimson flame]

random arma is not nice

never nice

[grim sluice]

Its hilarious sometimes

But its gems in a pile of dirt to sort through

[crimson flame]

my group is somewhat tolerable

but i rarely play arma nowadays bcs i always go out on weekeends lul

[queen finch]

I got like 2k+h in Arma 3

mainly spent in the editor building missions for the units I was in

[fading shuttle]

arma groups almost always lean extremely one way or the other on the political spectrum

and force their views hard

[queen finch]

3rd RB Was pretty racist, got banned for giving my two cents about it to shermanator

332nd starsim unit Was pretty chill

[crimson flame]

my group has its own channel for trashy political shit

its aptly named #trash

i never look there

[fading shuttle]

i remember my last unit had an excel spreadsheet styled to look like a gulag, where people who got banned where written down

[crimson flame]

its not that bad honestly

[fading shuttle]

on occasion someone would get banned and not added to the gulag, we in private, joked that they got unpersoned

they never existed

[crimson flame]

[fading shuttle]

pretty much always people who got unpersoned were people who disagreed with the leader, or the leader just didnt like them

thought they were a "bad fit" and all

[queen finch]

I just roasted shermanator for his incessant racism and got banned mid sentence

[fading shuttle]

i got unpersoned because the leader didnt like my brother, and so i was guilty by association

[crimson flame]

fuck super political ppl honestly

i'd be happy being banned from a group like that

[winged chasm]

i didnt even know what that was until my GF said GOOGLE it and i found a trashbag for 3200€ from Balenciaga

[crimson flame]

bruh

thats low

[queen finch]

Well balenciaga is stupidly expensive, pair of shades easily costs 2k

[crimson flame]

thats what you get from branding

[fading shuttle]

i wasnt even given a position on the gulag spreadsheet

neither was my brother

[winged chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqPd3HAMB4&ab_channel=TwinkieMan

[primal kiln]

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/balenciaga-adidas-stan-smith-worn-out-sneaker-black-721836WBDV51000.html

bro

what

almost 1,000 for ratty sneakers

..that are made of lambskin for some reason

[winged chasm]

yeah its an expensive dumpster fire

[queen finch]

check this out

[winged chasm]

Whats up with the G-36#

[crimson flame]

i think the most recent coup in my unit was when most of the staffs are german. when other member fuck up they get the punishment, when the german fuck up, then its okay. the whole unit disliked that

[queen finch]

for scale

[winged chasm]

I see.

If it was real and in Germany,thats a big fat gun law violation

[crimson flame]

airsoft maybe?

[queen finch]

it's airsoft

I also own a real one tho

HK 243

[crimson flame]

g36 looks so wonky in games. but in ur pic it actually looks good

[winged chasm]

G-36 is hot af

[crimson flame]

i wanna buy a 3d printer and print my own airsoft gun

idc if its illegal

[winged chasm]

Problem is to get it working properly.

[crimson flame]

yeah...

[winged chasm]

Basicly the same with a real gun

Hardest part is it not making blow up in your face

[crimson flame]

i think using electric motor is a better idea

[grim sluice]

Its as the old saying goes. Any one can be a mine sweeper, once

In this case, it will fire once at least

[winged chasm]

Who searches will find,who steps on it disappears.

in german it sounds way fancier

Wer suchet der findet,wer drauf tritt verschwindet

[queen finch]

I wish HK would bring out a civvi Version of the MP7

[winged chasm]

i would love that

[queen finch]

HK 243 and 91 are nice and all

but I want Muh MP 7

[queen finch]

can't forget the AP/SP 5

[fading shuttle]

wait was the gamma update tomorrow?

[crimson flame]

it is now blazingly faster

[pastel quartz]

hiiiiiii;3

[fading shuttle]

what

[crimson flame]

#woke

[midnight tree]

dumbledore is the only baller one

[pastel quartz]

stop posting this cringe shit

goiddamn

[queen finch]

kys

[fading shuttle]

bro who tf are you

[pastel quartz]

ive seen this posted like 5 times in the last 3 days

[waxen needle]

omg dumbledore 😨😭😭

[grizzled meadow]

Wingardium Balenciaga

[pastel quartz]

yall got a fetish or sumn

[queen finch]

he's dripping of swag

[queen finch]

yes

[waxen needle]

😭

[stone blade]

@ruby minnow

kebab truly is amazing

[queen finch]

ngl kebab shop workers are baller

[midnight tree]

real

[stone blade]

real

[grizzled meadow]

real

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/157651917160316938/1091819460924559450/me_when_i_fucking_get_you.mp4

[fading shuttle]

the gigantic meme isnt funny

[waxen needle]

idk I have never eat kebab

[primal kiln]

I love kebab

[arctic grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925598882715545630/1091812545968484402/Video_6522_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[stone blade]

STEPANNNNNNN

STWPANNNNNMMNA!!!!!!!

[ornate tulip]

Mood.

[stone blade]

I LOVE YOU STEPAN

💗💗💗💗💗💗

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

chad

[queen finch]

continue what? I don't understand

Also who's gonna wake up avicii?

[waxen needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZdwX4noCE&ab_channel=TomScott

[pastel quartz]

if ,, we bark in a society '' how would you name this dog

[crimson flame]

ur too geh

[waxen needle]

society 2

[queen finch]

no shit

[crimson flame]

keeper wife

[queen finch]

I'd rather keep my Bf

[crimson flame]

no shit

[queen finch]

I made the mistake of marrying a woman before

fell for one of the classic blunders

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863361676879593474/1090691631751102665/trim.5288A442-3711-41D6-8E80-32F1E1D3A752.mp4

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle yes

[midnight tree]

(or)

[waxen needle]

[fading shuttle]

classic yandere waifu

[waxen needle]

can someone explain me the yandere shit?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-anime-mirai-nikki-yuno-gasai-shooting-gif-17545830

[fading shuttle]

yanderes are obsessive to the point of being willing to kill anyone they perceive to be trying to go after the person they love, or even kill the person they love themselves so they can keep them forever

[queen finch]

ono

[stone blade]

theyre perfect

[waxen needle]

I know what a yandere is, I dont undestrand why someone would like that shit

[stone blade]

Bonus points if she wears black

[fading shuttle]

we wanna feel wanted bro

[queen finch]

people are retarded

that's why

[stone blade]

[waxen needle]

that have sense

[fading shuttle]

we are so starved for affection that we want to be obsessed over by a woman

even if it means she is unstable

especially if it means she is unstable

[queen finch]

my Bf gives me plenty of that, and I give him plenty back, therfore he's better than any woman could ever be

Plus he's a femboy

[waxen needle]

i dont understand anything

[queen finch]

cute guys make for the best females

[fading shuttle]

Yeah we get it reverse gae conversion therapy dude, go back to your Cia blacksite glowie

[stone blade]

yes

you can tell alex is bulgarian

[queen finch]

women are a CIA Psyop designed to make men act unwise

[stone blade]

your mother makes me act unwise

[queen finch]

that's a 3rd world country innit?

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

Second world

[stone blade]

thats it

[waxen needle]

that even exists?

[stone blade]

steal his house

[stone blade]

call in the boys

[fading shuttle]

First world meant countries part of the US alliance, second world meant eastern block nations and third world meant everyone else, eventually the meaning changed and it continues use as a poorly understood economic signifier

[stone blade]

were doing okay

not bad
not great

[queen finch]

aiming for 3rd?

[fading shuttle]

nah, we arent hungary

[stone blade]

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

yes you are the whole circus falco

[grizzled meadow]

No u

[fading shuttle]

no u

[grizzled meadow]

• #🎪bruh-fart is back

[stone blade]

okay

and

[grizzled meadow]

No more

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

okay

[fading shuttle]

do you plan on voting ivan, or are you the based nonpolitical bulgar

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1091845537499729950/Simp_and_sputter_Gs0Kn9p_c70.mp4

[stone blade]

I will never vote

fl voting

i dont want to assosiate myself with politics

[fading shuttle]

eh fair, but you lose your complaining about the country priviliges

[grizzled meadow]

While I do agree with your POV, you should still vote and what Alex said

[stone blade]

I do not care.

One. Single. bit

ty

gn

💗💗

[fading shuttle]

ew, mentioned stalker in brainfart

get em boys

[modest mirage]

OK WHAT YOU CALL THE REST OF THE FACTIONS?

not by the faction name

[onyx birch]

NO STALKER RELATED CONTED CONTENT IN THE NON STALKER RELATED CHANNEL

[fading shuttle]

KILL HIM

[modest mirage]

HOW WHAT

[onyx birch]

GLORY TO ARTOTZKA

[modest mirage]

Based game btw

[modest mirage]

Here better?

Me af:

[fading shuttle]

wait is that a stalker character

[modest mirage]

No its metro

Trust me bro

[grizzled meadow]

🤝🤝🤝

[onyx birch]

Sorry gigachad you’re denied
expired document

[modest mirage]

Nah thats L

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/arstotzka-raden-gif-25062756

[modest mirage]

Why you denied the best person smh

[onyx birch]

I have one job

[modest mirage]

Who cares

blows it up

[onyx birch]

Good soldiers follow orders

[grizzled meadow]

Keep up the good work and you'll get a promotion

[fading shuttle]

the new guy is encouraging terrorism falco

[fading shuttle]

look at this

get him

[grizzled meadow]

ThunderBalls just turned Rookie and already want to do shit

[modest mirage]

No s*it thats called rookie mistake

Any ways

Back at doing Hey guys stuff in general

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/dragonweirdo1/status/1642264181545095174?t=46UZddTsBcP3seRj_k2ZMA&s=19

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/brzuszki-korwin-gif-21725971

[modest mirage]

Not enough

[onyx birch]

not enough cta I agree

[modest mirage]

Not enough p#ssys!

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-recycle-emoji-gif-25943793

It’s so over

[grizzled meadow]

We're so back

[modest mirage]

We're so done

[warped elm]

fuck it, we ball

[modest mirage]

Fuck it!! we thunder ⛈️

We gonna thunder some BALLS

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/958743829316534322/edge.gif

furry

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[onyx birch]

YCH

someone commissioned that shit

[modest mirage]

your character here

[modest mirage]

Yup

[modest mirage]

No :3

[grizzled meadow]

Hello I'm Moderators

[onyx birch]

You’re moderator

[grizzled meadow]

Time to ban

[onyx birch]

[modest mirage]

LoL

[modest mirage]

Based?

[grizzled meadow]

On what?

You think I'm funny?

Funny how?

[modest mirage]

Nah

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-serious-talk-dialogue-gif-10491629

[modest mirage]

Nahhhhhh

[onyx birch]

rogerio armas

[modest mirage]

You make me feel proud im Christian your pfp

[modest mirage]

We need this in stalker gamma

Idc what you say

WE NEED IT

[grizzled meadow]

rogerio armas

[hoary elk]

Roger waters

[grizzled meadow]

Syd Barrett

[modest mirage]

Balls

[onyx birch]

bribe grok enough and maybe just maybe it’ll be real

[hoary elk]

Segs bistols :DDD

[onyx birch]

I still want to know if the premium pass will be at 1.0

I want those 20 more fps

[modest mirage]

Wdym? @onyx birch

[onyx birch]

sid better not be a scammer

[hoary elk]

He's thinking about it

[onyx birch]

He doesn’t know how to use the clutch

[modest mirage]

Tf you mean

Thats

[onyx birch]

😂

[modest mirage]

Thats avrage

RIGHT?

[hoary elk]

I'm sorry buddy..

[modest mirage]

NOO

3 INCHES IS AVRAGE!!

IT

IT CANT BE

[onyx birch]

what the fuck is inches
I thought we used sauce packs for measurements

[modest mirage]

Stalker reference!??