#🎪bruh-fart
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still didnt get out of bed
im lazy and demoralized
cuz im busy nearly whole day
so im snoozing my ass off
i woke up like 4 hours ago
time to open tarkov and do nothing but craft the whole day
least power hungry discord admin
Gooood morrrningggg everyyyoneeee
Our farts have vanished into the ether.
honestly, fuckin based
Good Morning everyone
morning
no fart 
Are you... implying something?
What do you think I'm implying?
🫰
i think what you think you think i think i am implying what you think
wait what
messed it up a bit
i just woke up, first coffee
It's time to play my favorite game
give me a bit
The Bible?
and 
brunox gun oil moment
People may clown on gamma for these reasons but to me it's why i love it 😩
@stone blade IVAN, ALT ASHLEY
wh
Who is that
oooh thats the useless bitch who was with leon?
got it
yeah, but alt-girl ashley bro
you
thank you, madirex 🤝
actually washing yourself?
sometimes
wow
Wow
this picture slaps
it does
the shit-stain makes it more
@pastel quartz he doesn't wipe, because he doesnt let shit bother him
yes
the fckin shitstain 
finally
brain dont fart
detox sucks

GIGANTIC CAT
I am the poop
flush
heckin chonker

they done did it
Oh god
meow?
woof
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Nya
Mrau?
stfu
ty
Oh i cwan do mwuch wowse den dat meowster, nya-nya UwU


anyone know what a cancer-like growth on my thigh next to my right testicles means?
cancer
damn
i mean it's kinda small right now
🫃🏻
so if it is cancer it's gonna get kinda awkward later on
@hot snow
all the videos are cut in half for me now
path of exile funny 
i think my cancer might've spread to my phone before it even hit me properly
i love seeing half of horny rat women
women?
whatever it is
AI made this pic 
I hope it's only 1st of april one time only
i love april fools day
doorbell cat
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because I get to prank people and they are legally not allowed to be mad

bro wtf is happening here
like leaving a rod of uranium in the sewer canal of my city so that everyone can feel a quarter of my pain
literally just 🧠 ???
dude I just realized
i might've gotten cancer on April fools day
that would be so fucking funny
if they have to write that I got diagnosed on April first
yeah gods joke for you on april fools
that was me being born
as an early April fools joke
yes plz do
yeah a bad joke for your parents
exactly
good morning everypony
i hate warm weather
the other joke that was unrelated to april fools was me being born during the literal coldest winter of my life
why do you think I can walk but ass naked outside during winter and only shiver a little
all my body's resources went into increasing my cold immunity as a kid
which is why it didn't have enough left to properly develop my brain
Good morning!!

i love every morning expect the ones that are ramadan
you know %90 of us doesn't care
oh cool so just like humans then??
look man if I find out I have cancer I gotta make up for a life's worth of talking in the amount I have left
this is how I'm gonna do it
turtles are just humans but small
and you are gonna have to suffer it with me
Sexy
where from?
Dungeon meshi
And his supporters will see that and say “hahahahahaha taliban and infringement on womens rights based”
Haha 1st april fnnuy

What did terraria do
April fools…….except nobody is enjoying it
i ain't enjoying it at all because its ramadan
Hi Dutyer Hi Brüno
Hi cat
Hello
Hello
Hi Ted Hi mercenary
How are you all doing
A state between good and bad
Like always?
Yep
I said “ok” and went back to arma
Germany^2
You son of a
Hi Daniela
Hi sam
hey feline
hey dootyier
Why is everyone greeting each other this exact moment
Its just odd how we all gathered rn
I tried a milkshake once
It was during summer camp
No wait
Was that a milkshake?
@winged phoenix walk me through the process to make a milkshake
Okay then it was a milkshake
And i honestly couldn’t finish it
It was like way too sweet
My brother shares my views on milkshakes too, he doesnt like them
And since he studies gastronomy i will listen to him
heyg
The original video called “Life could be a dream” was taken down a little while ago, so I tried my best to remake it, with a few extra videos added in! This video could be taken down as well, so don’t get too excited about it. Thanks for watching!
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It was thick
So thick i could barely get any through the straw
Its actually “sword wielder”, its a better term for lesbian
Hi Oguzy
I like the last part of it
i had some meat for breakfast
Its like 2pm
ye
Dawg its breakfast for me....
Caffeines half life is like 6 hours so might aswell now
When are you gonna have lunch hen
that happens when you spy over people without their consent
To be fair, spying in its definition lacks consent from the other person or party
opera gx spies way more than other browsers
and the fact that it is an chinese company 💀
yeah i am pretty sure that he got fired for spying on people
and not based tweets
Im not trying to say its good, im just saying that spying in itself lacks consent, so you cant “spy with consent”
that looks cozy and aesthetic
and yummy
they ain't even letting my man ratio people
i guess because i use a browser based on firefox with almost no spyware
Yeah, theres just spying and no spying
i like chrome cause it makes my computer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i hate chromium based browsers because they contribute to googles bullshit
Imagine being bisexual then, fuckin brain overload
Mozilla 💚
and it allows google to pull up shit such as ad blockers
i used to use opera up to about... '12, maybe '15
but then they switched to chromium and boooooooooo
same but i realized it was a chinese company spying over me
you're doing stuff on discord my dude
opera gx is a chinsese company that spies on me?
hell yeah dude
i will proceed to download furry porn
Yeah it ain't easy 🙁
spy on that
You will never be alone again
don't you like live in my walls
what a wholesome CIA agent
how about you stalk some bitches, stalker
Have you heard of the bi-cycle
they can spy all they want
Have you heard o- Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet! 
thinking that you have privacy on the internet and try to protect it
that's just stupid
Real
i fucked up my save
i should have not set offline combat to full
because lukash is now missing
i mean privacy is never absolute
mmmmm yeah also migraine
good stuff
Get a hisgraine
time to take ten Ibuprofen pills and wash them down with vodka
tasty
@orchid robin i just found out
that y'all guys
just put
ki
at the end of our food
and call it greek
What?
But other than that
Yummyy
Not really
Mayhaps
i mean isn't greek and turk food is just the same thing but one calls it greek and one calls it turk
No dummy
boy kissing is 
One is inherently superior and got stolen by the other culture and we must fight to the death over who is right
That is the balkan way

Also dont forget to casually shit on germany and call it inferior to your country while having german benefits
yes
is that shit? 
no those are cockroaches
covered in something green
Also dont forget to casually nostalgically talk about your country as if its heaven on earth but when someone asks you why you left you respond “that place is dogshit, im glad i left”
Also dog sleeping
its sleepy chicken
monster ew
Hi maja
Hello maja
Grok and stone! ⛏️
oh today is joke day
Donkeywaffen
rice is great yay
Panzerfaust -> Panzerschreck blast shield
?
This man is using illegal mods
Plus you dont need a blast shield with a panzerfaust
Is this the new war thunder update?
its not a rocket
Is za wunderwaffe
Hi Cori
Hello nato call sign for mig-15
smart fella

fart smella
banger april fools post
fr 
Was probably the best one still
yeah
she also does blacksmithing too
That blade won't be striking down anyone
anything that keeps you from dying of sweating is good attire.
Ye thats when i started playing 10 years ago
How's my shirt
baller
I remember when i started warthunder
there was no tanks
only planes
there wasnt even a research system
boomer cori
you just unlocked a plane, and if you had enough money
you can just buy the next one
I shoulda played more back then cause it was way easier to unlock shit
Bob semple
and you got to keep it
Bob?!

Tier 1 to 20
The Rat
Most practical deutsch design
that town seems to have a rodent problem 
Really soothing ASMR
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#meme #animation
big pokemon tiddies?

did u guys see my cool shirt
no i bought it from an artist
I'm not such a RE fand I can't really get into the lore
It's supposed to be smart mold that turned into people, right?
no
its mutated mold injected into people like a parasite
at least for 7 n 8
previous games are always slightly diff with how the funky enemies work
ok, wasn't there also something how this village gave umbrella founder his original idea or smth?
no spencer was in contact with miranda and was like "you give us some of the mold we give you some of our notes n research"
oh, so unrelated to t-virus development?
yeah yeah
resi 8 takes places in 2022
way after spencer died
resi 4 is in 2004
and resi 2 is in 2002
yeah I just though that spencer got in touch with the mold in like 1930 or something
been a while, not remember quite
miranda's daughter died due to the spanish flue
so a little after that is when she went looking around
ah this was it, ty
p!explode @weak jackal
flashbang
powering up
p!invert @queen finch
my dad looks terrifying
Estonia flag almost
multi level marketing?
men loving men
Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.
p!ship @weak jackal @final cedar
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy Metro NXP ♥️
banger
That force should have def either snap her neck or have her head dislocated
its okay i have no bones
it's ok. bugs don't have a spine
That means the slap would rip your head off
smack me so hard my flies get stuck to the wall
wham
turn into a cartoon splat
I admit it
Don't forget about her
hello hentai enjoyers 👋
hentai makes me uncomfy
i tried lean it tastes like dick booty balls
New pride flag dropped
mew
It's only #🎪bruh-fart
Always has been

We’re intelligent now
Start posting smart shit

lies
No
my iq has doubled

6.5? odd iq to have
best girl honestly
plus to be fair, iq tests are dumb and rarely indicate actual intelligence
Get smart loser
I lived next to a place called wolongabba and grew up in moggill and visited indooroopilly frequently
can't forget mt. cootha
yeag
fh
it is said that the smartest brainfart member has an iq similar to that of room temperature
thats me
ALL PRAISE THE ALL KNOWING
h
My thanks for your blessings
shut the fuck up, you are below the threshold
I know
yours is similar to the room temperature in alaska
kill it
died in a gas leak in 2008
should have happened earlier
but its artificially heated
a womb is a romb
But what IS room temperature, tho 
the default temperature of an enclosed space without any artificial heating methods i assume
me n who
the missile knows where it is at all times
we all kung gey fighting
But what if that room is DOUBLE insulated? 
Trans fu
but that post doesnt have the trans flag
damn, falco bought nitro. what has the world come to
ashley getting hit by a molotov in re4
stupid
me
you
you
me
you
you
i
we
myself
they're aren't

himself
and you are?
Just here
whats your favourite pony of the mane six answer within 10 seconds or be killed
hello just here
Always been a tie between flutters and pinkie
good answer
regardless of your answer i would of said good answer
they're all good

this reminds me of the post where someone photoshopped a mlp character into the pic and pretended to have a relationship with it 
me
plus your already in the mental hospital
Ponies are real and they are in my house
he pretended to have a child with it
thats the other one
r you a grown woman
all this could be solved with an anti air missile
also im built different l + ratio
enjoy eating your planks
lol
"im built different" mfs when i shoot them with a .338(they suddenly have a hole in them)
See you in what will feel like 6hours to you
its a plank with extra 10 kilos
so 12 hours
"im built different" mfs when i shoot them with a .338(they suddenly have a hole in them)
(they dont know i have a concealed bulletproof vest)
a bulletproof vest wont stop a .338 rifle round
at best it might stop a 7.62 if youre lucky enough
but he still has the vest
i'm built different mfs when i lego deconstruct them (complete with sound effects)
and a hole in the vest and their torso
vest
there are vests that can stop 50 cals
Broken ribs in best case scenario
No……..just no
Yeah the round is stopped but you’re still dead my guy
A 50 cal can penetrate thin armor of certain armored personell carriers……..you cannot have such armor in a vest
And even then
The sheer ballistic impact would liquidate your insides
He's right. If you get hit at THE most extreme range of the bullet, even a t-shirt will stop it
338 Lapua magnum vs a Level IV body armor plate provided by RMA. This is the only plate tested to stop 5 rounds of 30-06 M2AP.
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Still
Impact hurts
And can kill you
Well yes, obviously
Bulletproof vests have too much of a false “stop all save all” reputation
As a comment said, at minimum your sternum breaks and your ribs split
Not to mention one vital detail some people forget
The torso is just one part of the body
im not even paying attention again
You can shoot so many more
he will wear the vest, even if it doesnt stop the bullet
Two rounds in your thigh you’re pretty much condemned on the spot 
Hell, your hip too
A shot to the arm can cut an artery too
r u nerds still talking about bullets or whatever
Not to mention
god just kiss already
nerds are
THE UNPROTECTED BRAIN CASING
No, eat someones ass
fun fact the regeneradors can swivel their heads 180 degrees
hiiiiii ;3
and they have jiggle physics on their titties
H
H
H
sorry. we should switch to hot men having gai sex talking
yes
i am the skull breaker
gr
Im still haunted by that woman crushing a pineapple with her thighs
Like that sheer leg strength frightens me
wasnt it a watermelon?
We have watched diff vids
i got da goods
That shit is scary af
bro is scared by women
She could probs kick you hard enough to cause internal bleeding
the skin of the pineapple might hurt
You arent? She can crush your head just like that
scary women <3
Warmest day of February in Yakutsk
your bones are stronger then a fucking pineapple
also i feel bad for her room
What do you mean global warming have you seen all that ice ????
Oh boy, she crushed that pineapple with ease. Imagine if she wanted to put the effort to crush your skull
Not to mention
The skull is rather thin
yeah but yours is rather thick
Well ofc it is
Im a moron, i dont need that much brain
Heard they drink bloodsucker milk in Duty
The pot saying the kettle is into bestiality
Goodnight brain
no.
Stop changing your fucking name
Because I was looking for Woodskow or something
!!!
ANSWER
Answer what

Just search for 5kov
As shrimple as that
so hard
True
no it doesnt
racism is easy
you're gonna do great things
yeag :)
do not want to live anymore
(racist things)
Living with the fact that I'm absolute unlovable and likable is draining me
yeah ok
ok
Overruled
You know what 4 hours passed and I'm still crying
dorn
you're aren't
new rule came
damn


@pastel quartz just stop thinking about how to get bitches and self-improve
KILL YOURSELF
did it
Improved myself more than 2 years
and the result is still nothing
now ruin yourself
If we met in irl you can understand my situation
if u did that, you wouldnt feel so down 
Just take roids
No I really did it
And now only my mama loves me
I understood that I didn't even had a real friend in my life
the forces of hell shall fear me
I'm the god's lonely man
But I'm still a good person who tries to help anyone needs help
Even helped the persons who fucked my life
Reality

The life is programmed into make me suffer
I don't even have a real sibling
They don't even give a fuck about me but I love them
Ok but look at this fish with a binky
Cute
Me omw to spread my scream for help (knowing the fact that I'm a failure)
consider not talking about personal input in a meme channel then
yeah
we aint therapists
(we need one tho)
@placid sail, help this man
I have a question
What happened to brainfart
Why it's named brain
gone, reduced to atoms
Lmao no way
because we are intelaiguants 
Howww
We got our degree in psychology with chatgpg
Yeah thats suprising
that’s why

One more pin and I’m losing it
Make it 2
this server did give mental support, but since it increased and there arent enough people to contain the autism - it got wild
3
I'm just lonely thats all
I have ass burgers
most people are
Never loved and never ever going to happen again
no reason to bitch about it
Do y'all like trucks? I do

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Real
So real
this changes NOTHING
stalker jamma
Premium pass is so real
why would it not give you 20 to 30 more fps?
no way Grok would put a scam in his modpack
I dont know
being sold by Sid even
@onyx birch are you a detective in real life?
What
@stone blade what are "Woodskov" and "5kov"? 
you dont need to know
but im curious 
woodskov is a name I came up with because I play a lot of woods in tarkov
what did this man even mean
he meant if you're a detective in real life graham
ah, so woods + tarkov = woodskov? what about "5kov"?
no
scav sex real

didn’t finish my law course so no
ah, hmm yes yes. thank you for the clarification 🤝
yes
targeted algorithm
Victim
why the fuck did you check for twitter trends in the first place
that’s no place for self loving people
i was just looking for trends to troll
no worries for me, no thoughts
and i clearly found one
its relaxing
is this for browser?
yeah
name?
minimal theme for twitter
robert
this coffee i'm drinking isn't helping me stay awake, its just making it impossible to sleep
i just got a steam invite from a scammer boys
what should i do to mess with them this time
ip grabbers can do more
Waste their time
ha ha! had a great laugh, grandpa 😆
im younger than you...
Youre not a 35 year old twink?
Be an Aged Twink
Karry from Cyberpunk is an Aged Twink
Kerry
better
yes
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what a gamer
in Ankara its different tho
idk where you live
when you enter Ankara you will start hearing some traditional wedding songs
but this ain't no boring ahh america wedding song
this is top tier beat
also you will see modified Tofas all over Ankara
we have the same weddings here but its gypsies
they do
trainee spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExQFX5Lyxs&ab_channel=CuddleRainbowz @midnight tree is this rare
looks really cute
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
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