🎪bruh-fart

[hot snow]

it smells intoxicating

which it probably is

[sinful hollow]

Wear a respirator mask

[hot snow]

I'm not going to buy a whole ass respirator for my shitty little backyard experiment

i don't even know where I'd find that

[sinful hollow]

did you know the bad smell in gas is actually added artificially to make it easier to tell if there's a leak?

[hot snow]

well it works

and it works a bit too well

[sinful hollow]

Well the gas is also toxic to breathe so it's good that it smells bad

[hot snow]

yeah but it genuinely makes me feel like I'm dying whenever I have to inhale that shit for more than a few seconds

i think it's just my body overreacting

but I do cough a lot whenever I inhale gas

[sinful hollow]

yeah maybe you're just more sensitive to it than most people

[hot snow]

i think my body is a lot more tree than anything else

because I don't like any meat other than chicken

and even that I'm picky about

i honestly like the taste of water more than a lot of things

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/m15tqorhs0pa1.jpg

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/mdf7kd8wjyoa1.jpg

@runic kernel

[runic kernel]

He is my son

[weak jackal]

the creature

i wish i had a son

i'd give him a sword

[harsh iris]

I heard people in here are chill, are you people chill?

[weak jackal]

i am

but watch out

[devout hull]

H

[harsh iris]

Are you guys supposed to go into a fridge that is super cold, but not cold enough to freeze?

[runic kernel]

A child cannot handle a sword
Give him a warhammer much more suited for a child

[harsh iris]

Like it makes it kind of slushy but not fully frozen

[devout hull]

Only in summer afternoons.

[weak jackal]

I'm gonna give the child a flail, sink or swim time

giving a child nunchucks is just asking for bruising

a flail teaches lifelong lessons

[runic kernel]

Ive never thought of this
This is perfect

Thank u for ur wisdom

[weak jackal]

anything for you

look at this fancy cat

good heavens

[runic kernel]

Ohoho so fancy

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

❤️

me and who

[weak jackal]

can i be a leaf

[devout hull]

No time period is ever good.

[weak jackal]

the end times are good

[devout hull]

It's all shit. I'm having a brown morning.

[weak jackal]

ur pooping?

[devout hull]

Brown Morning, everyone.

[harsh iris]

Good thing you didn't eat lucky charms and it's not a green morning

[hot snow]

poop morning

[devout hull]

I'm going to eat nothing but corn for 3 days.

[hot snow]

aren't lucky charms multiple colours

[devout hull]

It's going to be a Yellow Morning, and it's going to be solid.

[hot snow]

that sounds good

i like corn

[harsh iris]

They are multiple colors, but for some reason food dye always makes it only green

[harsh iris]

Maybe blue very rarely

[weak jackal]

through it all, the cat never leaves them

i'm gonna cry its so touching

[pastel quartz]

Good morning

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qp3ITVqY0

[harsh iris]

What about the ???

That's mysterious

[devout hull]

cat gets chinad

[hot snow]

anyone else gets cans of corn

and kinda just goes off

cause I do

and I remember days like that

[weak jackal]

me and my sleep paralysis cat (he is keeping me company through the night)

[hot snow]

surely there's a person in this server that actually has sleep paralysis from all the cat memes in brainfart

and it might be me soon

[harsh iris]

Aww I love sleep paralysis kitty

With his eldritch horror intellect

[hot snow]

how can you tell if he has intellect if he doesn't speak your language?

[harsh iris]

He does, is the point

[hot snow]

ah

so it's an english eldritch cat

interesting

[devout hull]

Nah, it makes your brain interpret its words as english.

[hot snow]

you seem to know a lot about it

[devout hull]

I was the pet of one for like a day.

[hot snow]

so you by chance happen to be in the possession of a certain book whose name I couldn't pronounce if I tried?

[devout hull]

The necronyamicon?

Nah.

[harsh iris]

Sounds maidenless

[hot snow]

well you don't seem to be able to pronounce either

so I guess you dont

[stone blade]

@heady crow @ruby minnow @fading shuttle @grizzled meadow

❤️

[devout hull]

The ocean's on fire.

How romantic.

[stone blade]

I love this picture

it's a good picture

[devout hull]

Wait, no, that's an overly saturated sunset.

Which means the sky is burning, not the ocean.

How romantic.

[wary flume]

Bro the rp chat has some fuckin weirdos in it

[devout hull]

As it should.

[stone blade]

its rp chat

ofc

[wary flume]

Can we just erase the rp channel

[harsh iris]

This is rp chat?

Lit nuzzie wuzzles

[wary flume]

Shut up

[harsh iris]

Lol

[harsh iris]

I'm a furry, it's different

If you call it something different, it makes it better :>

[harsh iris]

LOL

Why do people like cats

Someone sell me on the idea of cats

They piss on things, rip up carpet, and look at you like you're a dumbass

[devout hull]

They rub up on you and purr very nicely.

[harsh iris]

Dogs do better, they give you kisses all over your face

[devout hull]

Also lick you to clean you up because they want to.

I've had cats lick my face before.

[harsh iris]

Maybe all my cats have been assholes

[devout hull]

Probably.

[grizzled meadow]

Goddamn

He found his place then

[devout hull]

The RP channel is just as bad as brainfart, just in a different way.

[harsh iris]

It's way less autistic

Lol

[grizzled meadow]

He's in the RP channel as well?

That explains everything

[harsh iris]

I didn't even know it was a thing

I don't think I will partake

If I wanna rp, I can launch a funny exe

[harsh iris]

Now THAT is my kind of cat

[devout hull]

took too much dank and became green

[harsh iris]

Isn't that a pokemon?

[devout hull]

ye

[harsh iris]

Lit

Literally

[harsh iris]

Just two Stalkers hanging out

[frank cairn]

Sdalger

[devout hull]

stoolker

[harsh iris]

Those are adorable stalkers

I would never 2 tap them in the dome with an SR

[devout hull]

You would one tap them so they didn't feel pain.

[frank cairn]

Aiming ad de sdalger wid da SGS wad will he do

[harsh iris]

💯

[harsh iris]

o

[frank cairn]

Fortunately, it's not all of the rp chat

[meager maple]

🅾️

[devout hull]

steals his balls

[harsh iris]

That's messed up dude

[hot snow]

I'm messed up too

what

oopsie

[devout hull]

A fellow testicle terrorizer, I see.

[hot snow]

where the chat go

my chat had an error moment for a bit

[hot snow]

i never said that

[devout hull]

You implied it. And that's enough for me.

[hot snow]

no

that's how you interpreted it

i didn't even mean to imply anything

i was just joking that I'm dumb

that's just you're brain giving away your true nature

[harsh iris]

Cock and Ball Torture on Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia

[hot snow]

trinny I think this guy might be a bit too much into balls

it's all he sees

[harsh iris]

I like balls too but not in that way

[hot snow]

see that's how you imply that you like testicles

i didn't do that

[harsh iris]

I like the balls on the bottom of boba

Those are epic

[hot snow]

I've never had boba

why are they so popular

[harsh iris]

I'm not a weeb so I don't get the hype, but it tastes pretty good

[harsh iris]

You need a big fuck off straw to drink it

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone send the fucking missile knowing everything video

[hot snow]

yeah I saw that

[glad carbon]

this video makes my brain go fuzzy

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ&feature=shares

It's basically this but it's another thing

[hot snow]

i vividly remember something like this

but I don't actually remember any of it

i think my brain doesn't process information correctly

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694212666855784450/1087159089169174618/fimsh.mov

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2k0khr3zs

[hot snow]

I'd expect nothing less of the french

to put chocolate on fish

bet its raw fish too

they already treat moldy cheese as a delicacy

[devout hull]

It's not bad with honey.

[hot snow]

honey works with anything cause most of the taste comes from its sweetness which makes whatever it's on sweet aswell

but chocolate has a very specific taste aswell as sweetness

it just doesn't work

atleast from personal experience

[onyx birch]

Not bad to get food poison either

[devout hull]

The least horny Darkest Dungeon player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMYe76M3ndE

[harsh iris]

I leave for 5 minutes

And this is what you guys get up to

Poggers

[crimson flame]

honey + tea is extremely underrated

[harsh iris]

I drink it every day

In fact, I'm gonna make some now

[devout hull]

Made something:

[harsh iris]

Wot

[devout hull]

Zero healing in this party.

One of these things is not like the others...

[harsh iris]

There's a kind of healing there

It's just not HP based

[devout hull]

Jester likes edging.

So his loads are the biggest.

[harsh iris]

This is edging into a furry RP chat

Or ig an anime one

[harsh iris]

Malignan

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/furio-bee-sopranos-you-got-a-bee-on-your-hat-slap-gif-17645585

[devout hull]

I am a malignant tumor upon this reality.

[harsh iris]

Does anyone here play Civ 6?

[narrow lotus]

No i play Tarkov

[harsh iris]

Oh so you hate yourself?

Lol I'm jk, I play Stalker GAMMA

It's basically the same thing but if Tarkov had horrific mutants and a thirst bar

[devout hull]

I play NEO Scavenger.

Close enough, right?

[harsh iris]

No idea

[devout hull]

Unbased.

[pastel quartz]

Hell nah

I'm playing age of mythology

[hot snow]

i thought everyone used honey with tea

[pastel quartz]

Hot milk+ honey and cinnamon

[hot snow]

that's not tea

[pastel quartz]

That's the perfection

[hot snow]

that's a treat

[pastel quartz]

I know

[hot snow]

i gotta try that

[pastel quartz]

I don't like tea that much

[hot snow]

sounds lovely

i only like forest fruit flavour

[pastel quartz]

I like lemon and mint

[hot snow]

cause it's one of the stronger flavours while still being healthy

somewhat

[pastel quartz]

When you put them into a pot and brew them until they form a some kind of tea

[hot snow]

nature blasted tea

[pastel quartz]

What you don't know lemon and mint

When a person gets sick we immediately boil lemon and mint together and serve them

Like a true turki

[stone blade]

Hi chat

❤️

[hot snow]

that's service if I've ever seen it

hi wood man

[stone blade]

hi

[pastel quartz]

Hi my lovely wood

[stone blade]

alo ogu

[heavy peak]

Man
Missed an opportunity to say morning, wood

[hot snow]

i was gonna say that

but decided against it

[crimson flame]

might be really weird for you guys but we use soy sauce + lime to treat cough

[pastel quartz]

In romania my elders boil tuica(traditional alcoholic beverage) put some black pepper and sugar then serve it to the sick person to get well

[hot snow]

what does soy sauce offer to the mix

[pastel quartz]

[hot snow]

being from Romania I can confirm

[pastel quartz]

This is the most basic one

[hot snow]

it's like Romanian vodka basically

and I hate it

[pastel quartz]

The one I said

[crimson flame]

i honestly dont know

but it works

dad used it a few times

[hot snow]

i gotta try it now

next time I get sick Im stocking up on lime

and soy sauce

[pastel quartz]

In turkey we even make pine cone jam

[hot snow]

how is that even possible

how do you squeeze a pine cone

[pastel quartz]

Don't know

We even make pickles from watermelon

[hot snow]

WHAT

that just doesn't make sense

that's some breath of the wild shit

the craziest dish we have is wrapping rice in marinated cabbage leaves

and it tastes good

put some mystery meat in there and you got yourself some sarmale

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1087680137719468092/video_1661035530395.mp4

[harsh iris]

Well I didn't expect that

[raw moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881583566251786390/1087397045691748362/drink_coom.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/507696367188312115/1087368350742609950/8c753873d595376e29fa5c91c5a1ec66.mp4

[heavy peak]

@marsh crow

[raw moss]

Me when 2 random ass Dutyers found a neat weapon and called it out over radio:

Neat weapon = my 37th KS23 to go into my collection

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1087681374909124659/290010557_594570485329490_7978939827400893850_n-1.mp4 @narrow lotus

[raw moss]

@grizzled meadow that vid has brainfart energy

[stone blade]

alo bruno

omg burno

[heady crow]

alo

u nice today=

[solar obsidian]

the song delivers it

[stone blade]

yes :)

I'm nice bruno

you/

[heady crow]

good

drinking coffee rn

[stone blade]

me monster

[heady crow]

listening to ancient

[heady crow]

what monster

[stone blade]

white

[oblique spire]

cum

[solar obsidian]

cum

[stone blade]

cum

[heady crow]

nice

[oblique spire]

cum monster

[solar obsidian]

monster cum

[harsh iris]

Love cum

[oblique spire]

monster cum

[heady crow]

i might go stock up on monsters today but ill see

[oblique spire]

Stock up on monster cum

[hot snow]

i come back right as the people start talking about cum

how fitting

[heady crow]

its brainfart

[harsh iris]

Cum bottles full of cum

[solar obsidian]

welcome to cum

[harsh iris]

Cumfart

[solar obsidian]

braincum

[hot snow]

braincum

[oblique spire]

Stock up on monster cum that is actually human cum

instead of monster cum

[harsh iris]

Cumming cum

[hot snow]

wasn't there like a case where a dude cumded in someone's drink at mcdonalds

or was that a meme

[solar obsidian]

never heard of it

[harsh iris]

It was a salty cum drink

[hot snow]

i guess it ended up being a meme anyway

[harsh iris]

A cum meme

[solar obsidian]

🥛

[hot snow]

there's a lot of those

[harsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-cum-cum-sebserver-pog-cumhose-gif-18980293

[solar obsidian]

cum

[harsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

[harsh iris]

Hohoh

slaps knee

[raw moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1087138866542149784/v12044gd0000cg30s4rc77u8d2je6go0.mp4

[harsh iris]

Poor pancreas

[hot snow]

I've never seen a pancreas

not even in like a diagram

[raw moss]

Every time I crack open a monster I can hear my pancreas scream "SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK."

[heady crow]

ive never seen my pancreas, how do i know it exists

[harsh iris]

Do you want to

[hot snow]

it doesn't seem to be a popular organ

[heady crow]

ajdaskjdhaskdhakjs

[hot snow]

i do

but not yours

[hot snow]

cause that's weird

it's only ok if I do it to myself

[harsh iris]

I worked at walmart

Guess what

Nobody cares

[heady crow]

why

[harsh iris]

I wanted to see a pancreas being used well

[hot snow]

Walmart is a good place

they sell guns

i think

i wouldn't know though

[raw moss]

Your body is a skeleton who's piloting a mech, the organs are just deposits to upgrade your mech.

Pull open you skin now

[heady crow]

idk ive never been to walmart

[harsh iris]

Why

[heady crow]

idk

just havent felt like it

whats there

[hot snow]

I've never been to Walmart either

because we don't have one

and I feel like I'm missing out

[hot snow]

we don't have any popular stores

[heady crow]

popular as in popular in america?

bcs every country has a lidl

[hot snow]

that is true

including ours

[heady crow]

including mine

[hot snow]

we have a lot actually

[heady crow]

i like lidl

cheap meat and protein puddings

[hot snow]

i like Lidl too

but honestly if it didn't have the funny name I wouldn't care about it

[heady crow]

true...

[harsh iris]

What happened to cum? Those were the good old days...

[hot snow]

the good old days were a whole 10 minutes ago

[heady crow]

and 10 minutes ago

[harsh iris]

My my how things change...

😔

[hot snow]

indeed

we've moved on to Lidl now

[harsh iris]

Lidl

[hot snow]

yes Lidl

[harsh iris]

Literally me

[crimson flame]

comically large glasses

[harsh iris]

Lidl as in tiny?

[heady crow]

you got cat ears?

[harsh iris]

My glasses are that big

[hot snow]

Lidl is anything but tiny

[harsh iris]

I'm a cute librarian

[hot snow]

lidl is in like half the countries in the entire world

maybe

i don't know

[heady crow]

well i mean the stores itself are not that big

[hot snow]

quantity over size I guess

[hot snow]

that's not really a saying but it should be

[harsh iris]

What is lidl

[hot snow]

basically Walmart from walmart

diet walmart

[heady crow]

i think its like aldi

[crimson flame]

ok bottom

[harsh iris]

Walmart brand Walmart brought to you by Walmart

I'm mid

[raw moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059148530901581966/1086755785486368780/8842921.mp4

[crimson flame]

im jungle

[heady crow]

im a top

[harsh iris]

Ok boomer

[heady crow]

poll: should i install league again due to them changing jarvans W

[harsh iris]

You'd be better off installing a virus

At least you'd have some form of entertainment

[heady crow]

the poll deems that i shouldnt

[harsh iris]

The poll deems that you shouldn't

[heady crow]

its 5am and you got an alarm

im sorry for you

[harsh iris]

I normally go home this time

[grizzled meadow]

[raw moss]

You don't have what it ta-

You cannot write in this chat

And boom 1984

[harsh iris]

You should uninst-
you have been banned from this server

[raw moss]

You should kill y-

Oh wait nah that's gucci because we're all laughing stock in here

[grizzled meadow]

Classic ☕, why you do this, proceed in not telling you why

[heady crow]

she just makes 2 examples and proceeds to explain it

[heady crow]

...

[hot snow]

frgog

[raw moss]

I sometimes forget that that dude also was positive sometimes

[devout hull]

Is that a hardware annihilator?

[harsh iris]

He'll annihilate your hardware

[hot snow]

hardware disintegrator

[devout hull]

I'll cut it off with my anus muscles.

After he cums, of course.

[harsh iris]

Back to cum yaulyy

[raw moss]

You should appreciate yourself now

[devout hull]

I'm gonna put some cum in you.

[harsh iris]

Sounds cumspicious

[hot snow]

don't start the cum saga again

it hasn't even been an hour

[harsh iris]

CUMGA

[devout hull]

It was a mistake.

To cum here.

[raw moss]

There is a lack of cumradeship in here

[harsh iris]

Privyet Cumrade

[hot snow]

i don't come here

i live here

[devout hull]

Your cum.

[harsh iris]

Live to cum

[devout hull]

Sucks dick.

[hot snow]

this is literally the only channel I reside in

other than off topic but I rarely go there

[raw moss]

Same here tbh

[harsh iris]

Girlfriends and boyfriends cum and go, but brainfart is forever

[raw moss]

Braincum is my home

[heady crow]

its either this channel or music for me

havent touched the stalker side of the server

[edgy abyss]

I can't stay here forever...

[hot snow]

you're not gonna stay here at all grim

[devout hull]

How about both? https://youtu.be/B1lNhNHdoPI

[hot snow]

the cum saga is getting another arc

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810336789465530378/1069713573032497182/attachment.gif

[harsh iris]

Agree

[hot snow]

what did you do to get exiled brother

[midnight tree]

i dunno

[hot snow]

what meme took it too far

[harsh iris]

Too much cum

[midnight tree]

i could probably get back if i just ask falco tbh

[raw moss]

I stg the comment section of r34 pics is the most weirdest shit I've ever seen

[hot snow]

do it

[midnight tree]

but thog dont caare

[heady crow]

he spoiled a decade old game

[devout hull]

@grizzled meadow Never let him out of brainfart.

[hot snow]

i thought that was Alex's job

[heady crow]

alex is a fucking nerd so

[midnight tree]

nah that was someone else i just pinged falco and told him to read up on the lore

[hot snow]

well yeah

[heady crow]

NUH UH

[harsh iris]

The cum lore

[hot snow]

but Alex also has decent memea

[harsh iris]

Hey we were all cumdrops at one point

[grizzled meadow]

That was Alex

[raw moss]

Before you can dispense the cum you need to understand the cum

[heady crow]

nuh uh

[grizzled meadow]

Thog was exiled by Iedy, not by me

[grizzled meadow]

Huh uh, Dutyer enabled him

[harsh iris]

Don't mix duty and cum

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ucMKR__WVWllHYHI1W8MfDmts28mEiVi8yBqavDWhQk/%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3Dmedium/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FruGiGrWIAEIxDU?width=384&height=558

[devout hull]

It is your duty. To provide ample cummings.

[edgy abyss]

Uhhh... It's pronouncerd "Uhuh" Faco...

[heady crow]

hes italian

...

[edgy abyss]

yea? Well he should talk English here...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[harsh iris]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8

[raw moss]

All hail to the cum throne

[devout hull]

p!translate RU cum

[foggy mantle]

Original

cum

Russian

Как

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

[solar obsidian]

kak

[grizzled meadow]

kak

[heady crow]

me to who

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate RU warning: nuking is now legal

[foggy mantle]

Original

warning: nuking is now legal

Russian

предупреждение: ядерная бомба теперь легальна

[devout hull]

p!translate RU cum throne

[foggy mantle]

Original

cum throne

Russian

диплом трон

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-speaks-volumes-gif-26283727

[heady crow]

p!translate fi nuking is now legal

[foggy mantle]

Original

nuking is now legal

Finnish

ydinsulku on nyt laillista

[grizzled meadow]

[solar obsidian]

p!translate ru eat

[foggy mantle]

Original

eat

Russian

есть

[solar obsidian]

ect kak @grizzled meadow

[raw moss]

My reaction when I get fired because of "Audible indecency in the bathroom"

It was a mistake to cum here...

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate RU give me cum or give me death

[foggy mantle]

Original

give me cum or give me death

Russian

дай мне кончить или дай мне смерть

[solar obsidian]

konchit?

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate RU consume the cum chalice fuck everyone called AlextheDegenerate

[foggy mantle]

Original

consume the cum chalice fuck everyone called AlextheDegenerate

Russian

выпей чашу спермы, трахни всех по имени Alex the Degenerate

[raw moss]

p!translate RU Margret Thatcher the cum snatcher

[foggy mantle]

Original

Margret Thatcher the cum snatcher

Russian

Маргрет Тэтчер похитительница спермы

[devout hull]

p!translate RU I get paid to worship Satan

[foggy mantle]

Original

I get paid to worship Satan

Russian

Мне платят за поклонение сатане

[harsh iris]

President Lincoln was killed when John Wilkes Booth came the back of Lincolns head

[solar obsidian]

do u make these edits?

[heady crow]

no

thats a good idea tho

[raw moss]

Man I wish

[edgy abyss]

Uhh... It's "Fuck everyone named AlyxtheDegenerate"

[heady crow]

falco can you kill him

[raw moss]

Satan seems to be a chill dude, his twitter is dope

[edgy abyss]

[raw moss]

Äkshually

[midnight tree]

tbh he should be executed for that haircut

bigfoot lookin ass

[harsh iris]

It's a crime against cumanity

[heady crow]

a with umlauts Monkas

[raw moss]

German man was here...

How do you know?

Umlauts...

[harsh iris]

I want weed

I'm out

[midnight tree]

try getting high on life instead, weedoid

[harsh iris]

No

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973287348378951690/1087687324168634378/Backfired-2-1.mp4

[harsh iris]

I want to smoka dat peacepipe

[midnight tree]

smoke the violence pipe that is life

[harsh iris]

I'll beat something

A cock

For cum

[midnight tree]

your cum won't last

[raw moss]

I join the war on drugs on the side of drugs thank you

[harsh iris]

I'll fight on the side of drugs

I'll eat all your cheetos

[devout hull]

I need names of drugs that can get into cum.

[harsh iris]

And you'll starve

[devout hull]

Gonna get someone high off of my cum.

[raw moss]

Vape cum from my bum until I die

[harsh iris]

Helll yeah

[grizzled meadow]

I know, I was trying to get your attention

Now die

[devout hull]

I snort cum and then I burp cum

[grizzled meadow]

I can always revoke his brainfart card

[harsh iris]

It's called a cum snurp

Very common

[edgy abyss]

ok

[devout hull]

Cum swap is also very common.

Come here.

[rose ferry]

@heady crow

[harsh iris]

Ok coomer

[devout hull]

p!kiss @harsh iris

[foggy mantle]

Sodomy Busting kisses Trinny Baby

Powered by weeb.sh

[rose ferry]

oh

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-speech-bubble-gif-25522030

[harsh iris]

G word

[devout hull]

Alright, enough brainfart for the next hour.

[rose ferry]

bruno literally posted that already
epic

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-aurora-novum-gif-24691600

[grizzled meadow]

Maxim did a 360

[rose ferry]

ave

[grizzled meadow]

I had to check the profile

[harsh iris]

360 no scope?

[rose ferry]

ey?

[grizzled meadow]

Different name, different pfp

[rose ferry]

oh

blame maja for the latter

[harsh iris]

Whats a maja

[midnight tree]

bet

[grizzled meadow]

You'll learn

[harsh iris]

I might start making my own burgers

[midnight tree]

do it, burger boy

[harsh iris]

Girl*

Well

[midnight tree]

same thing

[harsh iris]

I'm actually a cum being

I identify as cum

[midnight tree]

everyone is a 30 year old man on the internet until proven otherwise

simple as

[harsh iris]

You're right

I'm a 30 year old man

[midnight tree]

same

[harsh iris]

That's why I cum so much

[midnight tree]

i'm watching a dude smith up a skillet

this is pretty based

[harsh iris]

Smith a skillet?

[midnight tree]

yeah

[harsh iris]

Like a cast iron skillet?

[midnight tree]

ye

[harsh iris]

Like creating it from an ingot?

[midnight tree]

more of a sheet

but yes

[harsh iris]

Sheeeeit that's based

[midnight tree]

essentially

[harsh iris]

I wanna smith some stuff

[midnight tree]

i forged a nail at some random smith get-together me and my family stumbled upon once

[harsh iris]

The legendary nail

Do the funny joker scene

He go 'tada'

[heady crow]

@rose ferry

[midnight tree]

i've done a lot of metalworking given my time as a tinsmith but that was more just cold smithing usually

[harsh iris]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5V-IK1cEtE

[midnight tree]

lots of beating metal with a hammer and also my fist

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/octavian-caesar-augustus-smoke-caesar-everyday-gif-20829841

[midnight tree]

because violence is always the answer in construction work

[heady crow]

banger gif

[harsh iris]

Banger

[midnight tree]

yeah, i bang metal

[harsh iris]

Comedy bang bang

This chat reminds me of that

Pure autism

[raw moss]

https://youtu.be/LT4dZlAdTg0

I found my place

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1063211752155783240/redditsave.com_az7drfrlijba1.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-deficiency-mfs-when-they-gif-23884782

[harsh iris]

I love rupert the cat

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/965139653097308270/206CBC69-B12F-46C3-98B8-DA010F85A3F8.gif

[harsh iris]

Plap plap plap

Meow

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/dekuscrub-deku_scrub-deku-scrub-zelda-gif-26562098

[harsh iris]

Henlo

[raw moss]

Yes I have a pile of unwashed dishes at all times what gave it away?

[harsh iris]

The rats

They are even in your pfp

[midnight tree]

i have almost zero unwashed dishes because i have limited space to put dirty dishes

😎

[raw moss]

Nah those are just my roommates

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1087442702142013520/SmartSelect_20221018-221617_Twitter.gif

[harsh iris]

Mmm

Cumogus

[raw moss]

I'm a follower of the KS23 barrikada space program

I am a rat

I gather porn magazines in a secluded stash in stalker

[harsh iris]

I think we all do

Not because we love porn, but because we can't find a use

[raw moss]

Exactly

[harsh iris]

If I found loose marijuana I'd make joints

[midnight tree]

i gather porn magazines for my magazine fed porn gun

[harsh iris]

Like Fallout 4

[midnight tree]

yuh

[raw moss]

GROK WHEN PORN-LAUNCHER UPDATE?!

[harsh iris]

Fuck yeah

[raw moss]

Fuck it I just wanna roll them up and fire them with my ks23

Call it a cum blaster

[harsh iris]

Did someone say cum

[raw moss]

[midnight tree]

i miss the times where i got to use a flamethrower at work

[raw moss]

Cum?

[harsh iris]

My stomach filters cum for me

[raw moss]

For its size it's a perfect proteine shake

[harsh iris]

Wubba dubba dubba that's true?

[midnight tree]

eugh

[harsh iris]

Do you know the porn version

[midnight tree]

not yet

[heady crow]

why are you like this

[harsh iris]

Ofc you do

[harsh iris]

Look at my fucking name

[heady crow]

im looking at it

[midnight tree]

what is the porn version

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1087435938029899847/attachment-63.gif

[harsh iris]

Big muscley man fucks her thats it lol

[raw moss]

Me when I spot a single bandit on the other side of Jupiter

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/nazrin-griddy-gif-26461028

nazrei getting sturdy

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-gif-25978666

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/forced-to-eat-cement-gif-24036475

[harsh iris]

I bet if I leave this chat it'll get 20% more coherent

[heady crow]

p!translate en jäätä, joulupukki tuli. nyt on jäätä

[foggy mantle]

Original

jäätä, joulupukki tuli. nyt on jäätä

English

freeze, Santa Claus came. now there is ice

[raw moss]

Famous last words

[harsh iris]

Ok time to get serious

[heady crow]

im ready for this week to end already

[harsh iris]

Death Stranding :0

[midnight tree]

i will go to japan and beat people up with bikes i find in the street

[harsh iris]

I'll stop being so autistic now

[midnight tree]

@harsh iris i can't believe you made me look up rhythm heaven porn, that shit did NOT have button prompts

[harsh iris]

Lol

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/i-funny-dance-caption-gif-18113188

[harsh iris]

I wanna sit on him

[midnight tree]

where's the fade to a thug shaking his ass

[heady crow]

there is no fade

[midnight tree]

you fuck

[raw moss]

Followed by one of my last remaining "It is what it is"

[abstract wing]

trolling anti furries

[harsh iris]

I love anti furries

I know I'm better than them

[abstract wing]

i cant wait to see them have fursonas in 3 years

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-for-the-greater-good-right-thing-good-of-all-its-for-the-best-ashton-kutcher-gif-16248229

[harsh iris]

Exactly

[abstract wing]

bruh polish

[midnight tree]

😳

[harsh iris]

If you don't have a fursona your life must be pain

[harsh iris]

Mine is a cute deer girl with a white wedding dress

[midnight tree]

my fursona is just me but with sunglasses

[harsh iris]

That's...

Fucking awesome.

[midnight tree]

@heady crow knows what's up

[heady crow]

i know whats up

[raw moss]

Mine is a rat with an unquenchable thirst for tax evasion

[harsh iris]

Pablo Escorat

[abstract wing]

i wonder if i will get in trouble for this

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752759803239071754/953123514175610920/image0-1.gif

[abstract wing]

but we live only once

[harsh iris]

We just talked about cum for an hour

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010803026975535144/1030446542190026772/1030446538150916116_0.gif

[abstract wing]

rat girl

[heady crow]

sweet little bumblebee 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

isnt that aqua

[harsh iris]

Rat turn

[midnight tree]

nazrin my beloved

[abstract wing]

who ?

you mean character or the compositor of the song ?

[raw moss]

Worst thing is I have a similar beard to pablo when he was younger...

[harsh iris]

Ratlo Escorat

I wish I had a cool pablo beard

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

where is naked jetstream sam twerking his ass interruption?

[abstract wing]

anti bait n switch

[rose ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282771275791990785/1086793248120512533/ngAVm4qEBzmMXYFe.mp4

[midnight tree]

the right pizza in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[harsh iris]

I wish a man would beat me like that

[orchid robin]

to be fair i take more issue with the song itself than the visual

[abstract wing]

i love shitboxes

[orchid robin]

like come on, everyone mocked bieber for his fuckin baby baby song, dont do the same boring repeats he does

[harsh iris]

He was mad

[grizzled meadow]

I fucking finally found the video

[harsh iris]

Me rn

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-creature-this-is-a-silly-creature-creature-this-is-the-silly-creature-funny-creature-gif-26309424

me rn

[heady crow]

if i fits i sits

[harsh iris]

Theres a 4th step

[midnight tree]

i will give the protogen bonzibuddy

[harsh iris]

I sit on his smooth glass face

[abstract wing]

uhoh

[grizzled meadow]

PLON PLON PLON

[heady crow]

holy roman empire wasnt holy nor roman

[harsh iris]

Smoosh it

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962010904935923732/1087625628863430687/IMG_20230319_141817_169.jpg

[harsh iris]

Squiiiish

[orchid robin]

it was a german bootleg

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715210972792487997/1086206077177188352/hickok45_M60_review.mov

[hoary elk]

Dakka

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981243883818201158/1054325897810944050/1054325892274458634.gif

[orchid robin]

the orks so far have been easy to deal with.........until they start producing planes

[harsh iris]

Send him to me, I'll teach him what girl cumming is like

[orchid robin]

sorta implies you want his bf to fuck you

[harsh iris]

I want them to spitroast me

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035255798479204462/1073617985106882610/RDT_20230204_2310324024977636612436256.png

[harsh iris]

Yeah I'm a male who loves cum

[orchid robin]

holy shit, i remember watching a couple of episodes of that cartoon when i was a kid

[harsh iris]

I have a big fucking gigantic schlonger

[heady crow]

terracotta army of our times

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1087645252766154882/64b16494e10e34aff673c670a3b7f55b.mov

[harsh iris]

I have a 12 foot cock, that's big right?

[midnight tree]

no

[rose ferry]

nah man that quote is attributed to a very tardy man

it was holy in that it's authority was granted by the papacy

it was roman in the sense that it was the last and greatest inheritor of roman archives and knowledge including it being the best place in europe to study latin

it being an empire is the only thing we can actually debate, I would argue it qualifies IF a heredetary monarchy ruling what's effectively a confederation is allowed to be classified as an empire

only thing stopping it is whether some part of the way it's organized prevents it from earning that right to be called one

[harsh iris]

13 foot

[orchid robin]

nah thats actually below average

[hoary elk]

PETER?!

[heady crow]

im not reading all that

[harsh iris]

Based

[harsh iris]

I love boy feet

Stepping on me

[orchid robin]

hes off the grid

[heady crow]

bi flag but cool

[harsh iris]

Hell yeah

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035255798479204462/1068501280965791804/IMG_1990.png

[harsh iris]

Tits cock and pussy, it's a good day

[orchid robin]

you forgot to include the frog in the corner

[abstract wing]

🥺

[harsh iris]

I literally was about to post that

[heady crow]

you guys are so queer

[midnight tree]

you enjoy 90kg of bona fide retard crushing you, bro?

[harsh iris]

Yup

[midnight tree]

based

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035255798479204462/1068973684330594374/furrystretch.gif

[harsh iris]

I'm a man and I looove boys

[rose ferry]

it was holy according to the papacy, it was roman in the knowledge it inherited and taught and it was an empire as it technically qualified

[abstract wing]

yes

[rose ferry]

the man who is quoted as calling it "not roman, nor holy, nor an empire" is not very reputable

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-bubble-text-speech-text-gif-26113466

[rose ferry]

and a very spiteful fellow

[harsh iris]

That is a sexy boy

[heady crow]

boy?

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735670248715583528/896407281443409950/image0.gif

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035255798479204462/1069046709272981614/v09044g40000cf3lt2rc77ud0og0p12g.mp4

[rose ferry]

astolfo? yea

[orchid robin]

i thought astolfos gender has not been confirmed

[rose ferry]

it has

[heady crow]

you dont get it

hes just like me

[midnight tree]

yeah they did a good job at depicting a satirically perfect man

[abstract wing]

i wonder how many furry animation memes people have here

[hoary elk]

Extella..

[orchid robin]

wait......................WTF DID I JUST WATCH

YOU FUCKIN

i despise you

[abstract wing]

my reaction to that information

[harsh iris]

I want a big strong femboy to hold me down and nuzzle me, is that so hard to ask?

[midnight tree]

yeah

[harsh iris]

Fuck

[midnight tree]

femboys aren't strong

[orchid robin]

you monster

[midnight tree]

smh my head

[orchid robin]

YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER

[orchid robin]

DENYING ME MY JET STREAM SAM INTERRUPTION

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGgl9KT9rE&ab_channel=FolkSongs

[midnight tree]

i want a femboy that's around 60kg so i can use him as a barbell

[harsh iris]

I want a femboy so I can use him as a [REDACTED]

[abstract wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdThUOKWNGE

[midnight tree]

i need a gym buddy for real

[harsh iris]

I wanna [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] AND THEN I'll [REDACTED] and nobody will know where he is

[harsh iris]

Where the body is buried

[raw moss]

Seeing all of that I'll just stay pansexual

[abstract wing]

i love how typh is polish girl

[heady crow]

you fuck pans?

[harsh iris]

I wanna be a mod

[heady crow]

ah i didnt know she was polish

[raw moss]

Exactly

[midnight tree]

hmm

[abstract wing]

ive heard she is polish

[midnight tree]

this embed is conflicted

[raw moss]

I would fuck you no matter what you are, even if you identify as kitchenware

[trim pilot]

who is you

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-met-your-mother-ilikeyou-great-like-love-gif-4317156

[harsh iris]

Cum?

[onyx birch]

Human shield?

[raw moss]

Especially if you are kitchenware

[harsh iris]

Something like that

[onyx birch]

Good

[amber marsh]

Context?

[midnight tree]

real

[harsh iris]

Really real

That's my pfp

[heady crow]

hes pansexual

[midnight tree]

that's literally what i look like

[trim pilot]

how likely do you think it is that all those ancient philosophers were autistic

[harsh iris]

The top is literally me

[raw moss]

No

[rose ferry]

hey 👋

hmu

[harsh iris]

Hi uwu

[heady crow]

i did

[raw moss]

Jk the entire stuff with the bi flag and me being pan, trying to go for a "i fuck kitchenware" joke

[midnight tree]

bro møt meg i oslo så vi kan se på knarkere sammen