🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

}

algorithm

[trim pilot]

my neighbor has a zebra

im not kidding

[orchid robin]

Bullshit

[stone blade]

My honest reaction

[devout hull]

Someone made a program that scans all images that your computer loads and pre-emptively censors the NSFW parts.

[orchid robin]

Why would you have one of those devil donkeys as a pet

[broken topaz]

i could cut diamond with my nips rn

it really do be cold

[midnight tree]

if (objectRecognition == "woman") {
Penis = harden
}

[heady crow]

Why

[midnight tree]

for funsies

[broken topaz]

because I got out of bed to let him in

[stone blade]

What

[runic kernel]

Hi brüno

[broken topaz]

haai brünoo

[trim pilot]

@orchid robin

[heady crow]

Who tf is him 😭

[broken topaz]

Why didnt you play cs with us last night?

[broken topaz]

heater mechanic

[heady crow]

Hey aaalllll

[stone blade]

Im stealing

[orchid robin]

That thing is going to bite his hand off at best one day

[heady crow]

I didnt see tombs msg

[trim pilot]

it loves him more than anything else

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

Right

[trim pilot]

hes the only person it likes

his name is marlo

[broken topaz]

guys

i could use a warm drink

[orchid robin]

GLs

[midnight tree]

damn bro i gotta piss

[trim pilot]

i know what would work

[broken topaz]

real

common goal

[midnight tree]

it seems our fates have once more interjected

[orchid robin]

I was gonna say “warm milk” but you mfs can twist that too

[trim pilot]

i had no wholesome intentions from the getgo

[trim pilot]

can i drink from the display toilets

[broken topaz]

was it in one of the

Jackass movies

where somebody went to go and take a shit on a display toilet

in the store

[runic kernel]

@heady crow

[trim pilot]

squingle

[midnight tree]

https://c.tenor.com/GD7Fdm2d7TgAAAAM/we-do-a-little-trolling-misinformation.gif

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/enid-misinformation-sleeping-ok-ko-meme-gif-26460368

[midnight tree]

real and me

[trim pilot]

twitter

[heady crow]

Melvin :)

[broken topaz]

Smelvin

[midnight tree]

smelvin is at your door

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-frank-castle-punisher-no-frank-castle-no-no-no-no-gif-24489266

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636552306225053696/1068247551242948669/image0.gif

[broken topaz]

real

certified chance large moment

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/701861037334593577/1002870328319549470/Felthighs.gif

[weak jackal]

nothing but respect for my boys who serve under the yellow arches

[midnight tree]

this is at the bottom of my eyesight all the time

what does it mean

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/dough-bread-booty-ass-butt-gif-26185397

[midnight tree]

breadshaker

[trim pilot]

you got some dough on you alright

see thats what im talking about

[devout hull]

Jimmy Firecrackhead will take any dick.

[trim pilot]

gimme the bread shaker bro

[devout hull]

He'll take every dick.

He'll take your dick.

[weak jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1085484483253383178/RDT_20230313_2318013250923194502345292.jpg

[midnight tree]

rip poeople opend and look at theyr insidesies

[weak jackal]

we're all eggs

oh my god its a trans metaphor all along

[midnight tree]

wassup my egga

[weak jackal]

egg'd

[trim pilot]

i like to eat eggs

[weak jackal]

Nice

[trim pilot]

anyone know how to get rid of the noises they make when i rip into them?

[devout hull]

Brown eggs usually have a thicker consistency in my experience.

Makes for better omelettes.

[hot snow]

earplugs

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mudae-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-24418826

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-ip-address-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-23894879

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779227076196302848/1085042695673753720/Snaptik.app_7201960618587344133.mp4

me when i talk to women

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-cats-happiness-happy-gif-19801348

[midnight tree]

go eat hair

[hot snow]

im immune to this ratio cause i live in romania

[trim pilot]

i had an epiphany in firearms design

[hot snow]

so anyone who says they're gonna come to my house would be in a worse time than me

ez

[trim pilot]

theres a very old system of firearm operation called primer operation where the primer of the bullet essentially moves and cycles the firearm

the problem is that under recoil the primes can be jostled out of place especially in belt feeds

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/plinko-you-plinko-gif-26501962

[trim pilot]

i have an idea where the bullet has a locking tab on the rear that is unlocked as the firearm cycles

[midnight tree]

great

tell it to lockheed martin

[midnight tree]

real

[solar obsidian]

real

[weak jackal]

oh boy a thunderstorm is approching

love rain

love thunder

so cool

[trim pilot]

cumderstorm?

[weak jackal]

watder

[broken topaz]

i need to go on a quest

[heady crow]

Me rn

Prolly gonna buy the Lewis Hamilton one again

[midnight tree]

i'm too lazy to go to the store

i made myself a rule that goes along the lines of "every time there's a new flavor i can try it once" and then no more

[midnight tree]

keeps the energy drink intake low

[trim pilot]

the fuck is this

[midnight tree]

art

[devout hull]

A masterpiece.

[trim pilot]

do it

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408207400395472906/1085445181819584512/DOKTOR-1.mp4

[broken topaz]

[trim pilot]

spot whats wrong here

[broken topaz]

HUSBAND UNCLE

certified rimworld moment

[trim pilot]

in my 3000 hours of rimworld, i have never seen an incestuous relationship

[devout hull]

The leader cusses a lot.

[trim pilot]

the sad thing is i only realized this after they had 3 kids

[midnight tree]

beautiful

[midnight tree]

he groovin

[devout hull]

My Rimworld colony has no children. Because they all have half-cyclers and are not allowed to sleep.

Which means no sex.

[trim pilot]

im gonna go nonconsensually cuddle my cat

[trim pilot]

theres a mod that can fix that

it starts with r

[devout hull]

I find it funny and refuse to download it.

[devout hull]

Ah, that one.

Maybe later.

[trim pilot]

i started playing rimworld before that mod even existed\

and my golden age with the game was when baiting people to download the mod was the peak of rimworld humour

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980792754911186964/980792989557325874/2f824f7a4c23d13618583a0e92dc0a0a.gif

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961703641457238046/1085238077066334208/znshednqlina1.jpg

[midnight tree]

what if we sat down in a box together?

[trim pilot]

anyone have any ideas for what i should run through my ranni voiceline setup

[trim pilot]

ayo

[devout hull]

The cuil theory.

[trim pilot]

too many characters

[devout hull]

Do it for us.

[trim pilot]

i literally cant

[devout hull]

Do it piece-meal.

Then combine the clips.

[trim pilot]

nah

too much effort

[devout hull]

I'll do it for you then.

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-out-watch-out-cat-cat-attackin-cat-attack-gif-26504995

[narrow lotus]

Snorks in stalker be like

[trim pilot]

moderator in chat

everybody run

[midnight tree]

snork deez nuts

[trim pilot]

we were not doing erotic femboy rp

[devout hull]

we were doing erotic femman rp

[midnight tree]

erotic malewoman rp

[broken topaz]

erp?

[pastel quartz]

Bruh

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-gif-26288841

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/CanjeZPzwOM

[solar obsidian]

who are these people

[heavy peak]

Oi

[trim pilot]

why was my funy delet

[heavy peak]

Cuz u didn't have loicense for that m8

[solar obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[trim pilot]

!8149

[devout hull]

I'm sure you could look away... just this once?

[midnight tree]

bet

[runic kernel]

🍞

[broken topaz]

im bringing this classic back for a repost

[solar obsidian]

S5, if u take that bribe i will report you to the manager Grok

[broken topaz]

sprite is a toxic substance

[weak jackal]

shprite

[solar obsidian]

i love sprite

[weak jackal]

just like batteries and yet i consume both

[broken topaz]

perhaps you shouldnt

Its gonna scramble your insides

[midnight tree]

sprite is alright

dont understand why people dislike it so much

[visual stirrup]

Bruh
The Resident Evil 4 remake is just called "Resident Evil 4"

[midnight tree]

they should make a new game

[devout hull]

I mix 4 parts Fanta, 4 parts Cola and 2 parts Sprite then drink it.

[midnight tree]

no

[devout hull]

Tastes like cola flavored jelly beans.

[midnight tree]

i'm not a sodahead

[broken topaz]

1 part milk, 1 part pepsi

[devout hull]

mepsi

[midnight tree]

now this i can get behind

[broken topaz]

its called PILK

[devout hull]

mepsi

Anyways, I'm gonna cum. Smell ya later.

[midnight tree]

good luck bro

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-masturbate-announce-orwell-gif-25006188

[midnight tree]

have fun

[ruby minnow]

he didn't say that he would be masturbating

[ruby minnow]

he just stated that he would cum in some way or another

[midnight tree]

smh

fuckin pervs thinking he's gonna go jack off

[broken topaz]

im gonna go masturbate

and go to the store

now that im warmed up

[midnight tree]

proof?

[trim pilot]

ayo

[narrow lotus]

[foggy mantle]

Turning a bit too weird here dont u think?

[narrow lotus]

The numbrs

[abstract wing]

Huh

[trim pilot]

no lockdown

no please

let us be h orny

[abstract wing]

1984

[narrow lotus]

there is no need for a lockdown

i will just mute (and ban you people) instead

p!prime

[foggy mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1079835600829558835/Fallout_3_-_Liberty_Prime_best_Speeches.mp4

[heavy peak]

Ye? Watch this

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪hornijail

[narrow lotus]

DUDE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY SECRET

a wait

hmm

[heavy peak]

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪hornijail.

[abstract wing]

1984

[trim pilot]

pornography

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-screaming-gif-11035878

[lunar brook]

Its time for 2 mods to ban eachother

[visual stirrup]

Me after being forced to stfu for five whole seconds

[trim pilot]

ayo war in modland?

[lunar brook]

Then we will be free at last

[solar obsidian]

Ledy's meme game is wack

[narrow lotus]

Damn you Delight

[lunar brook]

Ahh, yes, my favourite mod, Ledy

[stone blade]

Its Iedy

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830181760797114368/1085474652530417714/e02851388fc019ab6c446230794db8c26ca8ac2f126d6a0beaade420c3040209_12.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314

i use more or less the same personality with every friend group

plus or minus some racism

[lunar brook]

[lunar brook]

[weak jackal]

I use the same ammount of racism with every group i'm part of

0

[lunar brook]

based and basepilled

[midnight tree]

bouta drop a fat nasheed about how racism is funny

[lunar brook]

boutta see the channels disappear

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-superman-pungent-fart-sniff-gif-22742628

[visual stirrup]

POV:
You walked in on me at the Taco Bell women's bathroom

[lunar brook]

[devout hull]

Fuck you.

[oblique spire]

Damn

[devout hull]

I will now continue to watch the cat with the funny accent play South Park: The Stick of Truth.

[solar obsidian]

is there a full version?

[real tinsel]

destroy the dog

[real tinsel]

women's fart isn't any different than men's fart

just become homosexual it's good for you anyway women are a waste of time and plus men have boobs ass and a dick what do women have they can't even protect you you always have to protect them

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-radar-gif-26553049

what twitter overdose does to a mf

[pastel quartz]

https://vk.com/video-187227252_456260434

[solar obsidian]

p!translate en Uwaga gowno w przedpokoju

[foggy mantle]

Original

Uwaga gowno w przedpokoju

English

Note the shit in the hall

[solar obsidian]

anyway i figured out why polish are such femboys

because they often use "w" wich is in ||"uwu"||

[devout hull]

The cat with the funny accent just equipped 3K armor.

[solar obsidian]

me no spek polski

[ruby minnow]

My friend is going to Romania in 24th of this month

hope he comes back alive

[weak jackal]

nice

[solar obsidian]

Ledy will shank him istg

[vivid edge]

no idea

[abstract wing]

XD

[heady crow]

why would someone go to romania

[amber marsh]

Cuz its extremely cheap

You can go to a 4 star restaurant and order an amazing T bone steak, a soup and some side dishes and pay 40-50 bucks for everything

[heady crow]

but

but

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-dolla-shack-vxcl-fustoop-gruppoe-gif-25036134

[amber marsh]

Jesus that finger

[ruby minnow]

Got some work there

idk

[heady crow]

right

best of luck to him then

[ruby minnow]

bro he small too

hope they don't steal the guy himself

[heady crow]

may he pass through several kilos of unguarded piping or wiring

[weak jackal]

but i must

[trim pilot]

market garden the planes

[lunar brook]

me when i got tagged with one 8 damage pistol shot

[amber marsh]

Almost all the colors of the rainbow

Black and grey aside

[trim pilot]

rate squingle

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356498503847116801/1085511221534535751/793ce9db002baa489424c97f27403514.mov

catfight

[ruby minnow]

what is this fetish about eating employees while you can eat the homeless

[weak jackal]

leave my cannibalism fetish alone you bully

[narrow lotus]

tf is that

[visual stirrup]

The bifrost

[weak jackal]

gae speedrun tech

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-gif-27527546

I mean gay walking, what do you expect

Look at that speed

[weak jackal]

shcmovin

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894413539278733335/988347717241696256/speed.gif

[solar obsidian]

if u gai u fast

[ruby minnow]

that's why i'm the fastest man alive

[trim pilot]

anyone know any kenshi sex mods

[solar obsidian]

usain bolt might be gai confirmed

[trim pilot]

i want to make the fucking desert even more degenerate

[solar obsidian]

good question

[weak jackal]

"Heterosexuality slows you down" - Sun Tzu

[ruby minnow]

Smart people are gai for this one reason

[weak jackal]

thinkin fast

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/bifrost-heimdall-thor-gif-23699177

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/doomguy-evil-grin-gif-20903082

[narrow lotus]

pfp is a trap

[vestal nova]

So?

[compact tide]

I hate the antichrist

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/outdoor-sauna-sauna-tractor-whip-branches-gif-17858718

[ruby minnow]

wrong pictue fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021372048586584105/1085004084668534915/Fq_Dz8SX0AArqah.png

this is the correct one

[golden basin]

Wtf ?

[trim pilot]

Squingle review?

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248346

[devout hull]

I have used my intellect to determine that a gun would solve my problems.

[orchid robin]

Use your intellect to determine which spot is best to shoot at

[devout hull]

Between the eyes, right below the browline.

[orchid robin]

I dont think you need to be that specific

[devout hull]

the head

[orchid robin]

Just say “shoot him in the fuckin head”

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/AetiusRF/status/1634558271708078081?t=C4RBjxPxf0gEBTpAm3jb2Q&s=19

Aetius (@AetiusRF)

Henry Cavill’s 40K series is just him narrating story elements between playing the table top game with friends. The man hustled Amazon.

Likes

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Twitter · Mar 11, 2023, 2:13 PM

[golden basin]

Well a shot in the groin would be fatal and funny

The groin are contain a shit load of blood vessel

And an arteries

[orchid robin]

NO, THAT AREA IS PROTECTED BY THE INTERNATIONAL BRO CODE AGREEMENT

[stone blade]

@heady crow @runic kernel

ALOOOO

[golden basin]

Well i used to won against a bully by bitting him in the groin

[devout hull]

Never fart on someone's balls.

[golden basin]

50% air bag

[orchid robin]

Thats kinda gey ngl

[stone blade]

the chips is really good tho

[narrow lotus]

Gigantus Chadonus

[pale barn]

the virgin nihilism stands small against the overwhelming indomitable human spirit that gives us the very essence of life beyond mere existence

[amber marsh]

BRO OVER BAKED LAYS FUCKIG SLAP BROTHER

[stone blade]

YES THEY DO

I LOVE THEM

[golden basin]

He is twice the size i am ffs

[compact tide]

true

[amber marsh]

Peach

[pastel quartz]

50% less fat!?!?!?!? man nobody wants that healthy ass shit

[pale barn]

anyone who argues against is in a state of cope

[orchid robin]

Ooohhhhh, he was larger than you and you bit his dick? Sounds even more gey ngl

[devout hull]

Spoken like a true american.

[pale barn]

we all know what you're doing with that can

don't lie to us

[compact tide]

yes

[stone blade]

peach?

what

I mean idk what its supposed to taste like but this new lewis monster bussin

[pale barn]

anyone looked into the amount of phytoestrogens in monster?

it's cursed

[orchid robin]

Mate if there was enough estrogen in monster to make a difference, trans people would drain the market off those

[pastel quartz]

yu know that research says that peole that drink monter drink engery are more likey to be femboys!!1pelfepfqwdfqw

[orchid robin]

Theres fuckin estrogen in milk yet it doesnt affect you in any way

[devout hull]

Yooo, less breast cancer, lets goooo.

[pale barn]

[golden basin]

That mf just straight up pick me up and tossing me

[pale barn]

breast cancer in guys exists btw

[stone blade]

either that
or you're racist

[pastel quartz]

for real

[devout hull]

I know, my breasts are certainly big enough to be in danger.

[pastel quartz]

o green world dont destroy me now

[pastel quartz]

same

[pale barn]

praying for thine breasts

[orchid robin]

And your response to rough play was biting his dick? Youre not making your case any better

[devout hull]

[amber marsh]

If I wasn't aimng for a greek god dad bod, I would

[stone blade]

idk about breast cancer but I know I'm 58 kilo in weight
I'm a stick

[pastel quartz]

do you use creatine

[amber marsh]

Well, my body in general would not make for a good femboy sadly

[pale barn]

true true but estrogen-like compounds are found in lots of places, like the microplastics of the food world

[devout hull]

Let me put some pounds into you.

[pastel quartz]

oh come on man

[stone blade]

Mine unironically would

[amber marsh]

4/5ths, I'm growing

[orchid robin]

Estrogen is found in many foods and produce but not in any significant amounts that some people freak out about

[amber marsh]

Yeah it tastes amazing!!! And for once not like liquid cancer

[stone blade]

white monster is nice

[orchid robin]

With my metabolism if i wanted to i would 100% be able to pull it off

[pale barn]

i once had 6 250ml white monsters with vodka on a night out

[golden basin]

Dude, i have been tossed like 2 times already

[orchid robin]

Combining energy drinks with alcohol is a bad idea

[pale barn]

creatine is goated

[orchid robin]

People have died cuz of it

[pale barn]

yeah i found that one out when i felt like death for several days

[golden basin]

So after the 2nd time i just notice he is wearing shorts and go full monke

[orchid robin]

Okay so

[pastel quartz]

how the fuck

[orchid robin]

Did you enjoy biting his dick?

Answer carefully

[orchid robin]

Thats still barely anything btw

[golden basin]

Maybe ?

[pastel quartz]

say yes

[devout hull]

And just like that, you are now a bratty sub.

[pastel quartz]

i love bk whoppers man im gonna like stop eating bk

[golden basin]

At least i still won
And now everytime he looked at it he gonna remember me

[pale barn]

my friend had myocarditis, still went out and had red bull and vodka while going out for a regular smoke too

somehow still alive

[golden basin]

Bro have ptsd and i am the one who give him

[orchid robin]

Listen, if you stop eating burger king cuz of “estrogen” boogeymen, you quit eating burger king for the wrong reasons

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

bk fries are also made of different shit bro its not potatos (who would have guessed) plus its the same with wendys

[orchid robin]

Soooooo, he threw you around, you bit his dick and enjoyed it and now he cant forget about you?Hmm……………….sounds like a love story to me

[orchid robin]

I dont think their fries arent potatoes, they are potatoes but most likely mid to poor quality ones

[heady crow]

which monster

[stone blade]

Coffee.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jóreggelt-gif-25486236

[pale barn]

had an italian blend coffee this morning

was very nice

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/2VvutTQd8nuOG6bAH3Jcnp?si=qbi3gfkgRVuYGbyMsTKy_w

OKAY

I like this band

[orchid robin]

This band is one wrong punctuation away from being called honey in polish

[stone blade]

I like it

good band

[devout hull]

Women.

Hahahaha.

[golden basin]

Bro, why tf norway music sounds depress af when the country is beautiful af ?

[devout hull]

☕

[pale barn]

for any british 'people' in this chat has anyone tried the new lucozade energy drink? tastes like the glucose one but gets you wired, i had one the other day before football

[solar obsidian]

1st world problems creates edge

[golden basin]

Heart attack in a can

[stone blade]

because norway

[pale barn]

oh 100% but i was totally knackered and needed a jump start

i usually brew coffee instead, much safer

[heady crow]

lots of stuff resulting from dark and bleak winters, isolation and le society

[trim pilot]

oi bruv you got a loisence for that

[golden basin]

Well brazil live in hell itself and it's music full of good vibes

[orchid robin]

Got moi license right here

https://tenor.com/view/bit-sad-innit-sad-dog-doge-ceren-gif-21025557

[pale barn]

lol in britain we can't even build on our own land without permission from government

[orchid robin]

On what scale, like even a shack or expanding your house

[golden basin]

Then just build it, what are they gonna do ? Shank you till death ?

[pale barn]

expanding house, some sheds/outhouses, etc.

[pale barn]

legally enforce it with police

[orchid robin]

Sheds and outhouses is dumb, but the whole house thing is pretty much everywhere in europe

[pale barn]

this happens btw

[orchid robin]

Even in greece since years ago

[pale barn]

also if you wanted to buy a plot of land and oversee the build of your own home (likely cheaper nowadays than mortgages) you need permission again

so there goes my plan of homesteading

[orchid robin]

Yes my father in greece had to get a building permission when he was building our house

It wasnt really such an obstacle

[hoary elk]

Did he ask Zeus or some shit?

[pale barn]

in the UK people are much more anti-development

so it's a bigger problem here

[heady crow]

ye he had to go to the oracle for that

[pale barn]

if someone doesn't like your house, they can throw it out

[orchid robin]

Huh

[golden basin]

Mr. Luty

[pale barn]

deny planning essentially

[orchid robin]

You sure its a “dont like” matter or maybe more of a “not up to regulations” matter

[pale barn]

Mr Dryden

[orchid robin]

Cuz i dont see how someone would consider the house ugly but up to regulation and say no

Unless they are very petty and have a grudge against you

[pale barn]

The regulations themselves keep you tied to the system you wish to distance yourself from with a homestead essentially

[golden basin]

@orchid robin greece still exist ?

I thought they went bankrupt

[orchid robin]

We did

And still are

[ruby minnow]

We didn't went bankrupt yet but will

[pale barn]

can't go bankrupt if you keep getting bailouts taps head

[stone blade]

Me

[orchid robin]

They stopped giving bailouts, after the first 3 failed

[heady crow]

im going insane, you want anything ?

[golden basin]

What did this fine gentleman named dryden do ?

[pale barn]

[stone blade]

yes a monsterp lease

[pale barn]

look him up

[orchid robin]

And for some reason theres a huge chunk of people that still support the stupid political party that wasted all that money

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/on-my-way-thumbs-up-roger-that-gif-14182649

bought the lewis hamilton one again today

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-rico-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-22963077

[ruby minnow]

Same

[heady crow]

was nice

[orchid robin]

Hell our current political party is trying to fuckin privatize water systems

As in tap water an shit, its prices would be regulated by private companies

[pale barn]

full senator armstrong moment

[ruby minnow]

would you look at that Greece and Turkey is really simillar actually

[golden basin]

Any full name ?

[pale barn]

albert

[orchid robin]

Yeah we are reaching closer to your political suppression as well

Mfs have put police units outside most universities

Due to protesting students

Its ironic how people dont see the dark comparison to how during the junta the military sent tanks to bust a protest organized by students in the countrys highest university

[golden basin]

That is kinda based ngl

[orchid robin]

What did he do

[ruby minnow]

there hasn't been a big protest over here for a long time

[pale barn]

A mild amount of tomfoolery

[golden basin]

Kill some district council officer for messing with his dwelling

[orchid robin]

Messing how exactly

[amber marsh]

I love how my finger looks like this and my phone can still recognize me

[ruby minnow]

finger pic lets go

[amber marsh]

Pov, my phone:

Its glue

[ruby minnow]

@orchid robin Men why not escape to germany or something

you're a EU citizen mf i'm not

[amber marsh]

Cuz no money to go to Germany lmao

[orchid robin]

YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER, IVE BEEN SAYING FOR SO LONG THAT IM MOVING OUT OF GREECE SOON

[ruby minnow]

well good for you

[amber marsh]

Soon™️

Where ya headed dutyer?

[pale barn]

Where you going

[orchid robin]

Poland

[pale barn]

Hey it’s not bad there. I’ve been before to Krakow

[orchid robin]

When have you been there

[pale barn]

2019

[ruby minnow]

i'm going to try to escape to Germany would feel in home too considering the amount of Turk population there

[orchid robin]

Ohohohoho

Trust me

Things have gotten worse

[pale barn]

I haven’t been back so guess I’ve missed stuff

[orchid robin]

As in if the ruling party wins these elections, they might not let another election happen

[golden basin]

Wiki not going full detail about that part. But he shot a district council officer with a. 445 webley mk IV revolver and went for a last stand in his caravan. But the popo managed to play mind trick against him

[compact tide]

My friend I share your suffering. At least you're not Russia's biggest European ally

[orchid robin]

Youre in hungary?

[compact tide]

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

bulgaria exists in that weird spot where we support both sides while at the same time scoffing at taking a side

[orchid robin]

Holy shit, run my friend, run and never look back

[ruby minnow]

Same

[golden basin]

What is wrong with bulgaria ?

[compact tide]

Haven't finished my free uni yet so I can't. I'll suffer for 5 more years and then get the hell out

[orchid robin]

Not bulgaria, hungary

[fading shuttle]

we arent as bad as hungary atleast

[golden basin]

So what is wrong ?

[compact tide]

Hungary is a fucking shithole

[orchid robin]

They are literally an authoritarian state

[compact tide]

Not even a veiled dictatorship anymore

[golden basin]

[compact tide]

Hell, Orbán lives in the castle where the Kings lived

[orchid robin]

Legit mask off “fuck you or get shot”

[golden basin]

Sheesh, man got taste ngl

[orchid robin]

Hope he tastes cyanide

[stone blade]

that's right... We are worse 😎 💪

[fading shuttle]

we actually arent

[fading shuttle]

they even beat us on the most corrupt country in the eu listing

[stone blade]

DAMN IT

we have to take back the 1st place

[compact tide]

Best thing is, the propaganda machine is so good that people still support him even though Hungary has the highest inflation in Europe, but the war is to blame for that not the horrible disgusting economic policies of the government

[orchid robin]

Overthrow orban and give the hungarian people their country back

[golden basin]

Bro got cirno fumo. Is that og cirno or chinese bootleg ?

[orchid robin]

PiS in poland is also doing everything so their propaganda can reach as many people as possible

[compact tide]

At least we are first in 2 things in the EU: corruption and MP salary compared to the average salary

[pale barn]

Not gonna lie that card has been played all across Europe and even in Murica

[compact tide]

You don't know how bad it is here

Food prices tripled

Some food items to be fair

[pale barn]

Oh I don’t doubt it’s worse, run ASAP

[orchid robin]

Mfs are actual fascists and i hope they lose these elections or else something tells me an actual uprising will be inevitable

[golden basin]

So every job in the country counted as sweatshop worker ?

[orchid robin]

Sweatshop workers probably got it better

[compact tide]

Yeah

I had to get a loan just to be able to live

Not even joking

[warped elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1085534071041572924/aughhh.mp4

[orchid robin]

The moment when a wage doesnt feed you is when the population should literally take to the streets

[pale barn]

Some of my university friends who do residential are several thousand in debt too thanks to rent and food costs

Maxed credit cards and all

[compact tide]

And do what? Orbán's personal death squads will just shoot into the unarmed crowd, or if that doesn't work make sure whoever participated will never ever get another job in the country

[golden basin]

True, it sounds like french revolution

The worker not being paid enough

[orchid robin]

You need to get the military on your side for it to work to be honest

[golden basin]

Poverty and starvation

[compact tide]

I am in the military

[pale barn]

Brainfart planning some trolling

[orchid robin]

With modern weaponry no amount of rifles will help you unless you get them on your side

[orchid robin]

I thought you were in uni

[golden basin]

Bro planning a coup d'etat in brainfart

[devout hull]

pog post classified documents

[compact tide]

What modern weaponry? Oh you mean the 60 year old AKs everyone still uses?

[pale barn]

War thunder moment

[compact tide]

Reservist

[compact tide]

No

[pale barn]

AK is timeless, if it’s not broken don’t fix it

[orchid robin]

If poland turns into a belarus2.0 i am not backing down even if it kills me

[ruby minnow]

Thanks to Zenitco i guess

[orchid robin]

Btr’s, t-72s and mi-24’s are enough to make such resistance futile, but what if you got that equipment to change sides and work with you

[compact tide]

High tech military is what the propaganda is saying. Now I don't know about you the an AK is not high tech

[compact tide]

As if they work

[lime dew]

when will people learn that fumos aren't meant for cummy

[orchid robin]

Just one working btr is already a huge threat if not tackled immediately

[golden basin]

Same as the m4 tho, still the same 60s tech

[lime dew]

there must have been some kind of marketing miscommunication here

[heady crow]

cummy? cute and fummy?

[golden basin]

Cunny ?

Uooooooooooh cunnnny 😭😭😭😭

[compact tide]

Just go around it until it breaks down because it will, no spare parts remaining because they were sold to buy another yacht for Orbán's lackey

[lime dew]

there is no escape

[golden basin]

Once a lowres, always a lowres

[orchid robin]

My point still remains tho, getting them on your side is hugely beneficial cuz thats less firepower HE can deploy

[compact tide]

But we bought new rifles from the Czechs, bren2s still not enough got here to equip even one full division

[ruby minnow]

y'all are planning a coup against your government in brainfart?

[orchid robin]

Maybe

[compact tide]

Military isn't gonna be deployed to shoot civvies

[compact tide]

No

[ruby minnow]

oh they will

[golden basin]

Czech are fucking legend in gunsmith ngl

[ruby minnow]

especially if you live in a corrupt government

[orchid robin]

Thats what the soviets did, what makes you think they wont try that as well

[compact tide]

I know they won't, they aren't the Orbán deathsquad

[ruby minnow]

lets go back to 2016's summer a coup in attempt in Turkey

[compact tide]

I know the Hungarian military

[ruby minnow]

military deployed tanks and shot civvies

[compact tide]

Orbán has a private army for civil disturbances

[orchid robin]

Then fuckin get them and all their munitions on your side to deal with the death squads

[orchid robin]

A death squad cant protect him from mortar barrage

[compact tide]

No need to involve the underfunded underpaid underequipped military

No ammo

That's how bad it is

But that's enough doomerposting I'm gonna go play some plane game

[orchid robin]

Imma continue thinking of ways to organize an uprising

See ya

[compact tide]

You do you

[orchid robin]

Honestly getting plumbers and electricians on your side could also work greatly by cutting and plumbing and electricity off from their compounds

Thats what the bolsheviks did against the white army

Getting some nerds and equipment to intercept comms could also be of great help

[hoary elk]

greek sun tzu

[orchid robin]

Massive crowds dont work anymore due to the development of the machine gun but guerilla warfare tactics are still debilitating to modern armies due to their unconventional strategy

[crimson flame]

antistasi irl

never thought i'd see the day

in greek, out of all places

the birthplace of arma3 maps

[ornate tulip]

Ket

[crimson flame]

kot

[orchid robin]

Guerilla warfare would be most effective when you have access to enemy comms so you can hear about the supply convoys etc which would be your primary target

[orchid robin]

You first need to weaken them, take away their regular supply of ammo, fuel and even medicine or food and that really lowers morale

[trim pilot]

i question whether or not this actually a relic from those times or someone faking it

[orchid robin]

Maybe to the point some members start defecting to the guerilla side

Not to mention how you dont even need to take out the whole convoy

[golden basin]

You gotta have some charismatic member for propoganda

[somber warren]

wait we planning guerilla warfare? I'm in

[crimson flame]

you really should play antistasi in arma 3

[crimson flame]

antistasi plus to be precise

[orchid robin]

Just 2 ieds to take out the lead and last vehicles are enough to significantly slow down their supply lines, especially that again it would lower morale due to not only decreased supplies but also the looming threat of an explosion

Now the problem starts when they involve helicopters as overwatch for said convoys

Thats would be trickier

[somber warren]

need manpads for that

[orchid robin]

Which is where being funded by another power would be very useful

[orchid robin]

Precisely for that

[ruby minnow]

if you're fighting against a 3rd world country

just go meet with US

[golden basin]

Sounds like a job for america

[orchid robin]

Now if you dont get outside funding

Thats where you need to start making contacts with some military officials or raiding bases for weaponry

Ofc small outposts are preferable since they wont be that fiercely defended and they should have enough ammo and weapons for 2-3 more raids

[fading shuttle]

why are yall larping

kinda cringy

[orchid robin]

We are talking about french revolution 2023 here

[somber warren]

wait what

[ruby minnow]

idk what is Dutyer doing

[somber warren]

no i don't wanna fight for the french

fuck that shit

[ruby minnow]

but its not a revelant conversation for brainfart

[orchid robin]

Not actual french revolution, its a comparison

[somber warren]

are there any french ppl involved in this revolution?

[broken topaz]

i wonder if there is a lovense integration for skyrim

[orchid robin]

Ummmm, idk. This whole thing is just an analysis of how guerilla warfare usually works.

[somber warren]

oh... i thought we are actually planning a coup

well guess you can't have everything

[orchid robin]

You can use this knowledge to plan one

Fulfill your dreams

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-waiting-for-do-it-shia-labeouf-gif-15168167

[solar obsidian]

p!help

[foggy mantle]

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[orchid robin]

Not to mention you cant really plan a universal coup

[solar obsidian]

what a wot jumpscare

[orchid robin]

A guerilla movements elements and ideologies vary vastly depending on the opinion the populace holds, the military equipment the country currently possesses and any outside funding etc

[trim pilot]

p!btn

aw

they blocked the nsfw commands

[golden basin]

[orchid robin]

Its gtn dumbass

[golden basin]

[orchid robin]

p!penis

[broken topaz]

1984

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[heavy peak]

Oi

[orchid robin]

Wait actually

[lime dew]

no pee boobs in brainfart 😔

[orchid robin]

What does gtn mean

[heavy peak]

Cut it out

[ruby minnow]

they real horny

you should lockdown this channel

[trim pilot]

NO

[solar obsidian]

damn nsfw section is blocked

[trim pilot]

1894

[solar obsidian]

literally

[lime dew]

literally homage to catalonia

[orchid robin]

Fun fact

The osprey has crashed less times than the blackhawk

[ruby minnow]

in general or only in US army?

[orchid robin]

Does anyone else have access to the osprey?

[solar obsidian]

https://i.imgflip.com/7ekdfn.jpg

[ruby minnow]

but nearly everyone has access to blackhawk

[orchid robin]

But yeah in terms of the us military

[broken topaz]

I dont think any other country has use for the osprey

Theres not that many V-22s anyway

[orchid robin]

Well countries with a lot of flat or open terrain sure do

[broken topaz]

and its pretty much exclusively a Navy/Airforce thing

[golden basin]

Ospreys are troop carrier not ground support

[broken topaz]

The only good thing about the osprey is its mid-long range transport capabilities for Squads / Small attachments

Thats why its a navy/marine thing

its very specialised

[golden basin]

It isn't mobile and it is big af

[broken topaz]

Well its mobile in the way that you can start and land it on an aircraft carrier

but its so chonky

[pastel quartz]

We live like in the book "1984" by George Orwell. No, I haven't read the book, but it seems to me that it was exactly like that there

I fucking hate online lessons

[uncut obsidian]

y'all trying really hard

[golden basin]

You mean fat, right ?

[broken topaz]

Obese even

[uncut obsidian]

nsfw commands are banned

you won't be table to

[pastel quartz]

I want to socialize

[orchid robin]

You want us to try harder? Pretty gey ngl

[pastel quartz]

I want to see people

[midnight tree]

I just can home from a 3 hour walk and i kid you not the fucking musk from my crotch is filling the entire apartment

[broken topaz]

real?

[midnight tree]

Yes

[broken topaz]

go take a shower stinky

[pastel quartz]

I hate computer

[broken topaz]

Same bro

[golden basin]

Use the paper ffs

[midnight tree]

What if we kissed in the enchanted forest? 😳

[pastel quartz]

Taking universty lessons online is pain in ass

[golden basin]

Bro just jizzing his own pants

[midnight tree]

Yeah i pissed my pants thrice on said walk

One piss for every hour

[orchid robin]

A man can see a lot of things on a 3 hour walk

[midnight tree]

Ye

[broken topaz]

Like whimsical forest creatures ?

[pastel quartz]

I feel like my mental is breaking down even I took my pills

[broken topaz]

stop taking the pills

[heady crow]

Take all of the pills

[golden basin]

Schizo spotted

[broken topaz]

The duality of man

[midnight tree]

I wish i had someone to go on a little 3 hour walk with

[pastel quartz]

taking 3 pack of ritalin and 4 pack of concerta with 7 pack of duxet

[orchid robin]

Develop schizophrenia

[pastel quartz]

Yeah literally seeing my ancestors

[heady crow]

I have no idea what these words mean but do it

[broken topaz]

ritalin is for adhd

[golden basin]

He is american

[pastel quartz]

concerta to

[orchid robin]

Are they disappointed?

[broken topaz]

WHY ARE YOU ON 2 STIMULANTS

MANS TWEAKING

[heady crow]

My condolences

[pastel quartz]

No I want to fucking kill them

[midnight tree]

This is the sex spot

[pastel quartz]

yes

[broken topaz]

that is a good sex spot holy shit

[pastel quartz]

in the morning concerta and ritalin for night

[midnight tree]

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[broken topaz]

THE NIGHT

MAN

[orchid robin]

Till your foreskin freezes off

[broken topaz]

you cant take fucking speed

at night

[golden basin]

Sheesh, man got taste

[broken topaz]

I dont wanna be your heart man

[pastel quartz]

ritalin lastes 6 hour

[broken topaz]

youre gonna have an attack in like 2 years

[golden basin]

Jokes on you, i'm jewish

[pastel quartz]

but for me it means 4-5 hours

[pastel quartz]

I hope

[midnight tree]

Cocaine before bed for intense sleep

[broken topaz]

jokes on you, i dont have one

i lost it

[orchid robin]

In the great foreskin wars?

[hoary elk]

Bro pawned his foreskin 😭😭

[pastel quartz]

Now I feel like my head is spinning and my body goes numb sometimes

[midnight tree]

Where was it when you last saw it

[broken topaz]

I donated it

[golden basin]

Phentanyl iv drip into bumhole

[broken topaz]

To someone in need

[midnight tree]

[orchid robin]

You can do that?

[broken topaz]

my jewish doctor, he was hungry

[midnight tree]

Good man

[orchid robin]

Oh i see

[pastel quartz]

I feel like I am gonna faint anytime but still can walk

[broken topaz]

pop another ritalin

[hoary elk]

Just like me after tbol

[hoary elk]

ZASED

[pastel quartz]

Yesterday I took ritalin without using water and ate nothing for 2 hours

[midnight tree]

Gona take a nappy before going out again

[broken topaz]

man i miss adderall

[orchid robin]

I think people usually have 2 very different reasons for hating israel

[pastel quartz]

I felt like my soul is ascending while my body descends to ground level

[midnight tree]

Nitey nite

[broken topaz]

I dont think they even prescribe adderall in the EU

but that shit was goood

[pastel quartz]

If you come turkey you can prescribe everything you want

[pastel quartz]

by saying bullshit to doctor

[broken topaz]

I bought my estrogen in turkey

[pastel quartz]

and get those pills free

[crimson flame]

[hoary elk]

Ain't no way im seeing Nasus when i die

No fucking way

[solar wraith]

[pastel quartz]

I took 5 pack concerta, 10 pack duxet and 3 pack of ritalin for free

[fading shuttle]

if i see nasus when i die ill just take the risk on him not having stacked and fucking kill him

[hoary elk]

Retardproof boring champion

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[fading shuttle]

i either win or die in a microsecond

[pastel quartz]

I hate my life

[solar wraith]

Q bonking sound

[pastel quartz]

When I was in middle school my teacher said if your parents had a chance they will return you back to hospital

I want to beat that guys ass

[hoary elk]

He's honest, that's good

[orchid robin]

Elaborate good sir

[pastel quartz]

yeah the reason was I didn't want to go to a highschool they wanted

[digital quartz]

he wants to beat him in a competition of physical prowess

[orchid robin]

A competition of endurance i see?

[digital quartz]

kind of

[pastel quartz]

no I beated him in other ways to

[fading shuttle]

he wishes to challenge him in a battle to test eachothers physical attributes and skills

[orchid robin]

Last man to tap out wins?

[digital quartz]

[weak jackal]

When i was in 6th grade i told my 5th grade teacher ms.ugolini that she was my favourite teacher ever and she gave me a hug

[digital quartz]

this took a turn

[golden basin]

Bite his dick off

That will scar him for life

[pastel quartz]

No I will kidnap him

[hoary elk]

(i hate birds)

[fading shuttle]

my brother once threatened to throw his chemistry teacher off a window on the 5th story of the school

[golden basin]

Then bite his dick off

[pastel quartz]

Whatever I hate my life

[golden basin]

And my own people

[pastel quartz]

hmm I should put tranqulizer into his drink

[orchid robin]

Anyways lecture is starting

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I am in lecture now

I fucking hate online lectures

[broken topaz]

wholesome

My primary school german teacher would forcefully grip the back of our necks

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[digital quartz]

my music teacher bit a student and threw a chair at another

[broken topaz]

HE BIT ONE?

[digital quartz]

he ended up in the psych ward

[pastel quartz]

When I was going to kindergarten the girls in my class bullied me

[broken topaz]

I once bit someone and threw a chair at someone

just like me fr fr

[pastel quartz]

They always beat me

[digital quartz]

yeah he had a meltdown

[golden basin]

P!hug @weak jackal

[foggy mantle]

Totally "not" a BRAIN WASHED hugs Literally Daniela

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[broken topaz]

my economy teacher once full force punched me in the stomach

[pastel quartz]

I'm the guy who hated for whole time

[hoary elk]

Wtf dude why are you so punchable?

[broken topaz]

Real

[pastel quartz]

for 13 fucking years I was got bullied by everyone

[broken topaz]

He was trying to jokingly punch me like really really lightly

but

I was walking so fast

I reached the fist while it was still accellerating

xD

[pastel quartz]

then I started university and learned how mentally fucked up I am

[hoary elk]

you need revenge

[broken topaz]

i ate one of his goats

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I had but not quite a revenge

[golden basin]

Don't say that to an american

[digital quartz]

my friend once told me "watch this im going to get us a free break" and then proceeded to absolutely snipe the shit out of the football directly at the back of the P.E. teachers head. He had a concussion and we really got the break

[hoary elk]

[digital quartz]

kind of a dick move but everyone hated that teacher

[broken topaz]

GIGA CHAD

[digital quartz]

he really sniped him from like 30m

[pastel quartz]

I started love myself but sometimes I hate myself so much

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actual megamind