#🎪bruh-fart
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no its not hot nor funny
the audience can judge that
i do have mental health problems blame them not me

Hot girl shit?
Monster energy in a bowl of Cheese-itz hot girl shit?
do not eat brain ❌
why, is it because you gain their knowledge and start having another persona in you or somethin
Probably parasites and disease mostly but yeah I think you’re right.
tasty parasites
Birb Seeds are non negociable!
#chainsawman #miseryxcpr #reesespuffs #miseryxcprxreesespuffs #anime #memes #animememes #chainsawmanedit #chainsawmanfanart
just vaccumed my room please clap
i used 2 types of vaccumes and even a damp rag
my carpet is spotless and the beasts have been banished from this land
why are you guys reacting with the "Keep yourself safe" man
I wanna eat these so badly
Me and who
Me
Me on the left
Samantha gimme ur thoughts on this borger
give me your burger secrets funny bird man
I'm tryna find what kind of cheese it is
But it's a 100% beef patty, truffle mayo and that cheese
well all cheese is good cheese
Way more solid
goated cheese no way
Less goooo 
I need to make burgers man, I am so dam hungry for a good burger
BLUE CHEESE
there was this one place near a movie theatre called "ruby chewsdays" and it was a burger/hotdog/fries place
i went there only like 2-4 times but man it was so good
don't leave near there anymore
Live* and dam
The best burger i ever had was on hawaii in 2013ish called the "its all good" had bacon, avocado and a bunch of other shit
literally highlight of my trip. Amazing that i still remember the name
I went swimming with turtles, rode aroudn the island, tried shrimp etc. but that fucking burger stuck with me
I begged my parents to let us go there on our last day and they did, ordered it again and it was perfect
hotdogs are so good
what sauce you use
for the dogs
MUSTARD
FUCKING LOVE MUSTARD
can't have a hotdog without it
bbq sauce burns my guts and gives me acid reflux
mustard however? fucking heavenly
Soft hotdog bun, beef sausig, tomatoes, caramelized onions and coleslaw I believe, it was such an amazing hotdog
oh i can make some banger carmalized onions
I make 'em whenever i make burgers/hotdogs
but usually i'll forgo onions just for the mustard
perfect on the go snack
bev?
oooh
I usually have a lipton/fuze if available
air fryer changed my life
re-heating pizza in it causes the pizza to stay crisped up its unreal
And specific types of wood like applewood and stuff is so hard to get cuz nobody cares to sell them 😭
Like for fucks sake I cant even order sirloin steaks or other cuts CUZ THE BUTCHER DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
we got a cool butcher near us
called the "chop shop"
We bought some chicken kievs from them once and by fucking god it was 20x better than store bought
i wanna eat some glizzys
seriously guys, go visit butchers theyre amazing
Saaameee
and 9/10 they'l tell you how to cook what you buy
Bro wanna slow cook and smoke some beef sausages so badly
the chopshop has a minishelf absolutely stuffed with hotsauce
we are saying the same thing wym
Make some steamed mushrooms, put em on the grill for some grill marks, crack an egg in em too
id like some beef glizzys
Same bro.. same
bro in nyc theres a event called glizzy fest dedicated all to hot dogs
with hot dog stands and food and other stuff
Ya all Americans got all the good shit smh
The best two glizzies I've ever had where the glizzy I talked about earlier
I got a message to all brainsharters:
And a glizzy I had in germany it was a super long one that had to be cut in two, perfect amount of spicy and amazing taste
Guava juice?
love me some guava juice
bro out here slonked
Guava
Ty
So a mutated apple, got it
Apple + melon = ph61a6770db2214 (this came up on the autocorrect, wtf is that???)
Texture and taste are both different
mutfruit
Also, apple + melon = guava
this is exactly what i did to the tsa officer because i had a gun
Idk how to describe it but it’s a unique fruit. Doesn’t taste like apple or melon really
no whats dat
What do ya all think the ideal burger would be? If you could put any ingredients of your own choice for a burger you would eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
i love it when two cultures come together to make something fucking weird and amazing
grilled mushroom, lettuce, tomatoes, bbq sauce
If anyone else answers this, pls ping me or reply with the ping on so I can read it tomorrow
Grilled mushrooms 
Maybe bacon too
Ted, I'll let that one slide cuz you're a cutie
thick beef patty with bbq sauce american cheese and pickles tomatos
idk
good take
I usually have mushies or onions, never mixed 'em
also never been able to stomach a burger with bbq sauce on it
always threw up after, so acidic
oooh yeah yeah
love the peri peri mayo (dairy free) version
i got this orange sauce in the fridge that like... never expires and i use it as a sour cream replacer
its great
hang on i'll take a pic
Solid, pickled tomatoes are not my cup of cum, but that's a solid choice
We're waiting on your answer btw samantha
And yours too Ted
oh no sorry i ment like pickles AND tomatoes not pickled tomatoes
its like spiced sour cream
listen if you guys live in nyc please go to the restaurant called "soup-n-burger" its awesome
anything with bacon
if it has bacon I'm ready to kill for it
what answer tell me
oh
the its all good from hawaii
my dream burger
👌
👍
🦵 🦵
guys would you eat this for 10 thousand dollars but you get ten years of your lifespan taken away
if you ask me it would be worth ti
i'll try and hunt down a photo of it
you and i have different priorities clearly
i found the restaraunt wow
this is all from a decade ago so gimme a minute
i found her
there she is, the its all good
I miss her every day
its been a decade and i can still feel the touch of her on my lips
my love
How many can I eat?
the name of the bar is called "cheeseburger in paradise" it was on the waikiki island
i'd fall for it
at least 3 times
@winged phoenix @amber marsh did you see my ideal burger
god i miss rdr2

women are art
We live in a society
why do so many of my cool awesome friends and family have to not be real
guess that makes me appreciate the real ones more
poggies
Ya all should join vc
there's a drunk dude being an absolute dumbass xD
this shit's funny as fuck
Wot?
does anyone have the meme of two cats meowing at each other with the caption "political"?
how does he know all this
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@final cedar remember when i talked about cyberpunks weapon levelling being shit?
someone fixed it
We heard you liked caffeine, so we put more caffeine in your caffeine so you can have a seizure while having a seizure.
Ty
I'm gonna put some cum in you.
Heyo Cher, how are ya bud?
hope you enjoy the rest of ur day fren c:
idk why but youtube keeps recommending me small channels and im not talking 1k or some shit
we talking a woman playing republic commando from 6 hours ago with 90 subs
for 2 hours
welp i know what im gonna have as background noise for the workout
nvm i found something even better
imma share it here
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Would literally kill myself if I was a dude making uwu sounds online
Would literally kill myself if I was a dude making uwu sounds online without being paid for it
uwu
infected
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Its very good
oh yeah its def one of the monsters ever
what about Black Hole Sun?
I hate capitalism. China numba one!
How about Big Sunny Dickus Johnson?
I sure won't repost memes today 
This music video is hilarious.
touching grass isn't enough
I need to be shot
@grizzled meadow @heady crow @ruby minnow @amber marsh
Thanks g, it takes one to know one
Literally grok
Squingle
all i wanted is for brainfart to post minion memes and its just all femboys
Have we returned to femboys?
division 2 HUNK is reallll
The minion bullshit that lasted for hours was way more annoying
no way that something that is overused is annoying. blew my mind 🤯
Femboys are eternal
@weak jackal
the work van be like
bruh, clean your car
Ayo I see feet

May I have
the body is indeed round
mwah ❤️
damn guess im not handsome, honestly accurate
ah
wtf why wasn't i tagged
I knew I was missing someone
dont worry ivan, its accurate
trashing on the floor
maybe even pooping a little
crying IN the toilet
@stone blade
liar
man stfu
@fading shuttle @stone blade
oh hell naw
no
make another
@weak jackal
@grizzled meadow
foolish even
What did alex say

he posted the image but mispelled my @ then deleted it
Me
but i saw it anyways
Oohhh
Classic skill issue
it was like @ danie1
welcome danie1
Danie1 the forbidden one
Wah
Is this you?
guys guys
enough fighting
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Nah
what type of cat is this
acoustic
the art bro
is she mentally insane?
i mean, look at her style bro
These atomic heart pictures bro...
I'll wife her
normal women dont dress like that
Gonna make me download it just to see the twins
i think she is also french, which for women is gigabased
just google robot porn
😐
true
I need a woman with an accent to hold me
what accent
women with french accents cause my mind to go into nuclear meltdown
all thats left is the zone in my mind
Chicks with french accents.... Damn
any accent but mine
real
the french accent exclusively works on hot mentally unstable women
I faked having a french accent for like 3-4 hours in vrchat before dropping it and switching into my thick aussie accent
the people i was with were flabberghaster
ghasted
YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN TOO?
yeeeee
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
queenslanda
now kiss
A fellow australian
ayo blade runner 2049 posting hours?
real
toblerone farm
i've only watched the ryan gostling blade runner
not even the og one
watch more ryan gosling then
I feel bad for all the aussies that play wow private servers
eu servers have 300 ping for them probably

Exactly
blade of runner is so based
mood
New anomaly apdate!!!!!!
Destroying ONE city might not be that impressive seeing as how the hiroshima atom bomb did that just fine being a lot less powerful
@heady crow ❤️
You

tag my what
women making fun of podcast bros is my favourite genre
adorable
stonetoss is a garbage human being
hot like mcdonalds sour cream
real
toss a stone at his face
the man is an actual neo-nazi apologist
he never paid 
she must think he banging the homie tho
sure
it's hilarious how the best stonetoss comics are the edits
sort of how the best ben garrison comics are the cum edits
his original work is boring at best 
fr
Shit I need to find the farquaad SFM piece
no way I can censor that to be safe for posting here tho
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I wonder what the point of this trilogy is?
Should i cop?
Based
Make sure it's not just the box and go for it
Gm
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femboy fishing is better
I thought Femboy Fishings private account would contain more lewds
its just them complaining about being single and talking about wanting pp

what did you honestly expect
I feel like there is an angle here where you could combine those 2 things
onlyfans?
Nah just a private twitter account
It used to be just an alt
but they locked it at some point
ofc cori follows them
Cori a superfan
I have been a femboy fishing enthusiast since the beginning
average right wing politician
mans living in 2040
wtf even is that haircut
we will let estonia
he got that oliver tree
Estonian Vector
(i do not speak estonian and just bastardised the sentence into finnish)
estonia from our head
Bro's gonna steal the moon
the hair looks kinda tasty in that lighting 
same energy
he really went to the barber and said I want the cat fruit helmet
ok oliver tree
mwah

tsundere
ivan is getting sissyfied

soon he is gonna wear thigh highs
i literally didnt install the standoff, and i had mine bent at an angle. its fixed now.
no
also thats a weird size for an nvme
and you will be there for him once he does
Might be laptop sized
i will abandon ivan if he goes the same way as madi
Theres nothing wrong with showing your homies some platonic love
madi was russian, the epitome of racism ivan
Wdym "was"
WAS
he is a femboy now
hes ded
he was cured
they have no natonality
he is no longer russian
thank god
what happened
he dieded
@fading shuttle @stone blade i found just the girl for y'all
i'm 80 kg 5 10 gonna go to the mma gym and pummel a 5 6 50 kg girl to the floor
based
YES
FUCK YEs
im wifing her
you can take her inside of you?
ALCOHOLIC AND A DICKHEAD
Im an alcoholic, and a fucking dickhead
my father could handle my mother, i can handle her
i have my fathers genetics
i must fix her ivan
that's a bottom question
my favorite band uhhhhh Dickhead
real
real
mine is as long as my hand
post hand
tiny hands

I mean it fits since Cori is verifiably 5'4''
im nooot
Mario height
post yourself with a banana for scale
Cori could use one of those tiny bananas to warp our perception
i will post your tiny banana
deceptive banana technique
classic banana gaslighting
go on
do the dew
eu?
78 laboons
the age of consent collapses a lot for persona fans
yes
Every persona character is legal in germany
Probably
i dunno persona
i assume they're all like 16
It seems there is a... Dark side to their Personas

what's child attraction quirk mean?
Takemi?
post pic
yes
based
is persona worth getting into?
oh yeah, she can step on me no issue
if you like socialising with children
then yes
those thighs can both give and end life looks like
i almost want to become a school assistant so i can teach all the kids to swear

I just finished my anime phase for this year, don't make me start again
i'm just not gonna watch anime
Same.
its okay im gonna watch enough anime for both of you
I avoid it because it melts my brain
.... Are you okay?
Do you need to go outside? Get some fresh (assuming you're not in an urban place) air, and go on a walk?
i go outside pretty much every day
and i live in the countryside
so the air is quite fresh
I live a 5 minute walk away from a nice lake
An odd specimen. Well, as long as you're enjoying life.
im not
i live like a 10 minute walk away from the Black Sea
Wamter.
i live a 0 minute walk away from the balkans
unfortunate
i aim to make that way longer one day
i live a 0 minute walk away from your country
So i can park wherever i want?
i live a 0 minute walk away from the inside of your walls
i will fight you inside my walls
No the other kind of disabled
How Cain dis-Abled his brother
Real shit, first girl I chose in Persona 5, way better than that teacher lmao
just kidnap somebody am i right?
both are pretty good, but i prefer the goth chick
my rizz is illegal activities
the greatest of rizz is the ancient one
yeah i guess you could say i'm disabled 😎
caveman rizz
But i want government money and exclusive parking spots
oh btw
It's better than sex
if you scream at somebody they will usually run away
by running after them
you make cardio a much more fun experience
where you club her over the head and take her into cave, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great ancestors used this rizz technique, and look how i turned out
is my rizz sufficient
We might be related
god i hope not
yeah you don't want to be related to any kind of people from brainfart
Holy shit I blinked and there is new slang that I don't understand.
No way! Kawakami’s social link is trash and she’s literally doing the same thing as the volleyball coach that did it to the women, but because she’s a women and the main dude is a guy it’s okay! Lmao it’s so double standards lmao
unfortunately me and Dutyer are related tho
My condolences..
the difference is the women dont actually want to fuck the coach retard
you want to fuck the teacher
You want to fuck Coach from l4d2?
consent is why its more acceptable
Who doesn’t
Coach hunters
Lmao isn’t the dude too young to consent anyway? 😂😂
eh, hes 16 so thats good enough in theory
i will let him in
i will let him in
they are onto me
but if kawakami is bad, why isnt the goth chick then
Do they got the s t u f f?
She isn’t your teacher at least
No position of power
Is PC a student?
I do not directly inject Snickers into my bloodstream. Sadly, I cannot "snack up"
As I have heard your voice, it is most certainly a possibility, because you indeed have a voice.
thanks for believing in me bro
Voice act the Paul Dano version of the Riddler in a video game adaption
Noooo noooo Batmaaan
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes
I HAD IT ALLLLL PLANNED OUT
having a voice is a prerequisite to voicing autistic game characters
NOOOOO NOOO NOOOO THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GOOOOO
anyway uh, gotta play deep rock galactic, i finally unlocked deep dives, can finally explore your mom
OH NA SUC DE PERE
StarFoods is a Romanian brand but it's owned by Pepsi
Americanisation
You cannot escape us. We are all consuming.
Only thing I’ve ever been awarded with was an extra chromosome
tiny
Stop hogging all the chromosomes man
leave some for the rest of us

War criminal isn't a steam award sadge

Gym time means no pc 
mans spitting facts
me n u
which one is me
wrong image
NO YOU DID NOT
i did
we did
you have no right posting this seeing how often you forget to do the sound
shut up
literally me
smh my head
minus the british smile
post dental records
Woahhhh those graphics look next gen
looks like you could climb that mountain
following a series of unfortunate events yesterday i discovered there is, in fact, a whole ass vore mod for Pathfinder: Kingmaker out there with AN ENTIRE AUTHENTIC RULESET SURROUNDING THE MAIN FUNCTION OF SAID MOD
what did you expect from DnD nerds
well they literally implemented a whole vore main story in the Wrath of the Righteous
I think I downloaded the wrong God of War
pick swarm eat everything
spoilers much
not really
No.
hand over the game
game girl blone name game?
Iedy is jealously guarding the secrets
The bonds name, james name
bames nond
Bonds names the james
aeme nambe
semaj Donb
Semaj Donbs names the
Im going to bond burger your sister
I honestly never got that one
ive heard several explanation
i will piledrive you into my backyard
Brosnan was the 6th bond, and the burger is the 9th menu item
so he 69d your sister
but i think that was disproven
the fuck you mean "disproven"
by scientists
who disproved it
Could be silently/secretely pounded your sister
The 4chan threads around the time it was posted
It was a great mystery
i quarter pounded your sister
Only a quarter?
he has performance issues
Was gonna say .5s is nothing to brag about
Yea that’s an interesting choice
go sniff some used underwear
Its an issue
even the screenshot is named
234343232423.png
real
Yea unless you’re using a code to organise that’s hell 
I dont even know what that python script does
Just run it 
I mean I wasn’t gonna say it…
it's a script that makes it so you send me nudes
you should run it
Everything i need professionally or at uni is sorted and named correctly
So i bet that script is just some elaborate shitpost
Yea all my python code is shitposts 
ye
I never told you i actually finished that script
That forwards discord notifications through lovense
yooo
I'm feeling like shit and I think I'm sick, I need a hug :(
let's test it
let me first put on my hazmat suit 🫂
Nah not rn
Can’t we just launch it out the airlock
I got some shit i gotta do
also im listening to some recoreded lecture notes
Since deli is already trying to amongus rp
Danke
among us ERP
ah
Cori no
understandable
i can understand why you're busy now
Deli in his hazmat suit
take care, homie
Im studying for my exam retake
And i basically have to learn haskell logic
and prolog theory math from scratch

that's no problem for a handsome young twink such as yourself
i wish any of that statement were true
Lmk if you ever use those in your lige
😔
Probably never
I dont plan to go into AI language models which is what prolog is used for




