#🎪bruh-fart
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yeah there's a weird offshoot of punk that just dedicated themselves to rooting out skinheads because of it
How bout going to club this night
hooking some bitches (optional) and fembois
Then partying like there's no tomorrow
i mean there is many clubs where i live
but they kinda fire shots inside every night
Turkish free bird
there is no speed limit while listening to UZI
In here they even come to my campus to have revenge or attack you
bro while i was at my uncles wedding
a fight broke out
and a guy i know pulled out a 1911
and all the people just jumped on him trying to pick it up
drinking raki really changes people
Let them drink illegal made raki
got 2 year sentence to protect my brother
When the light comes back the fight will start
everyone in this story sounds like an idiot
My brother got 3 year sentence
they were all drunk
idk if that guy is still in prison
then he will go back to prison
I wish him to die
what did he get in for?

he's just one of gods drunkest drivers, being given the most clueless pedestrians
those islamic cults?
i guess he wasn't really respected in that cult
considering the connections to the government
He is a fanatic supporter of the supreme leader
The only cult I enjoy the existence of is the saturn cube people
hakanlar hakani buyuk fatihimiz reisimiz Recep Tayyip Erdogan
He will even die for him
I hope he dies in a car crash or he got stabbed by someone in prison
i hope that for my dad too
i can arrange that if you want
well he's not in prison tho
I'll do it for free as long as you'll let me keep the body
but........what if you did have money for it
have you considered that
Deal
i have no need for monetary value
alright I'll meet with the man soon
Dutyer
If I had enough money I will escape from the country
And do not acknowledge any of my relatives
because none has the money
Only my mama
motherfucker

I'll take care of anyone as long as the bodies are intact enough
he has a greekussy
kill delight
gussy
i will pay you in little coupons and ice cream
bro dutyer first of all
if you can tell me where he is I'll do it
pay me that and ill kill myself
nice try
I have blodsucker in my basement
thats just called a child
I'll kill him too if you want
i mean you did fell for it once really bad
If I had a child in basemend it will be a karlik
i don't think bloodsucker meat is very good though
gotta have that mirror finish on your car
☕
me with a fully loaded saiga-12 and 3 merc companions
any of you guys heard of the MA incident
i only heard about the cum accident
you heard about ma balls though?
did you hear about the OHIO incident?
Dutyer will love to lick them
yeah
dutyer if you can offer me cooked Romanian thigh meat I'll let you lick my balls
I hate my mailman
Yurtici kargo
still wholesome that he is willing to let his grandson teach him instead of being stubborn
Yesterday he forgor to deliver my mail and went back with my package
HELLO
ptt
hi
hru
bro if catboy posts a pic of his photo folder it's literally just gonna be cats
I want to talk with my delivery guy
this dude literally doesn't have any meme that doesn't have cats in it
cats are cool
4 hours passed since they started to deliver package's mine is still not here
Cats are bad
i come you
every single thing about Chernobyl catboy is cats
i never said I don't like them
you said you don't want them
but such an immense amount of cats is literally gonna take up so much space in my head that I'm gonna die
better to die thinking cats
tbf he is a cat boy 
then to live thinking life
me in irl
if I die getting my eyes clawed out by a rabid cat on the street I won't be thinking about much else but my eyes being clawed out by a rabid cat on the street
look at this fatas
Good mornig
its train
reveal yourself demon
bery forgot to take their antipsychotics again
no I got diagnosed adhd not schitzophrenia
it's diferent
should I ping the train
will I get run over by a train if I do
stop teasing me train
i see you teasing me
@simple jolt reveal yourself to me demon
i call thy name
My phone typed out a spacebar and for some reason it thinks i keep typing
gm chat
gm brother
👋
well ty

n0
you missed when a bunch of us posted selfies
yeag good and cool
do you do it often?
indeed unfortunate
I'd love to know how it feels
indeed
once humans evolve to no longer be disadvantaged by canibalism I think the world will be heading in a good direction
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finest 
i mean as far as these types of channels go it kinda is
found the UN peacekeeper
implying Peacekeepers keep peace
romania no1
nah, i love em , but nah, dogs are chads
havent had dogs but definitely want to own one
most cats are lazy, aloof, and.. well.. stupid. there are some cats that has unique and fun personality though
dogs are better than cats for sure
dogs actually give a shit about you if you care for them
cats will just watch as you get kidnaped
There are 3 types of cats:
- those who know they are cats
- those who think they are humans
- those who know nothing and never will
cant say better but dogs are def more engaging
dogs are better and nothing can change my mind
cats aren't bad though
dogs just better
my friends dog grew up with an older cat around and took so many habits from the cat, like being perched up on the sofa edge like a cat 
cats are super smart, its just they will only do smth when it benefits them
i think there is a story about a cat who screams like a madman when it spots someone barging into the house. cats scream woke up the entire household
if that shit has to turn into a world wide story that just says it rarely happens
and it probably screamed cause there was a random dude breaking into its house
even a lizard would start screaming if loud shit like that started happening
I'm more of a dog person myself as well
dogs aren't necessarily smart most of the time but alteast they actually care about you instead of just themselves most of the time
cats do have a fair few protective instincts especially in regards to children
but dogs definitely have them beat even then
i think the fact that every animal is more careful around children is cause they're own instinct to protect their young
like cats fight all the time
but your not gonna see an adult cat beat the shit out of a baby cat
and diseases, the cat would always sit next to grandpa that had alzheimers , even when sleeping , it sould sit on top of his pillow lol
hopefully I mean
pets are the goat
not bad
eating all toilet paper and books 
the shnooze dogs?
yeah
i don't know if that's what that breed is actually called or if it's just a meme name
they’re going to rule the world
yeah and they're gonna look sad and disgusting the whole time
i don't think that breeding these dogs should be encouraged
because having such a weird frame and long ass snout is just a disadvantage in every way
they don't seem to suffer from any genetical health conditions like some other overbred dog breeds
so I guess thats a plus
eventually they might start suffering from them
cause I doubt any breed started out genetically fucked
because flat snouts are much better right

no they're not
no weird snout is good
and I never said they were
any dog that has weird genetical changes is not good
They just have long snouts because it gives better field of view
they’re hunting dogs not domestic dogs
why do I feel like the person taking this picture had the dog food in hand? 
he had the cheese
also for aim assistance when they leap for prey 
maybe you're onto something
My brain farded
they use they're fucked snouts as iron sights
the long snouts would help getting to mice and any rodents that tunnel, I know my dog shoves her snout into mouse tunnels all the time
no

Huh

HELLOO
@weak jackal gm
it is afternoon
no?
wrong

🤝
🤝
i aprove of this correct and real time zone 🤝
ok i'm going to bed goodnight kissies
🤝
never
A awful thought
gn daniela
Is there any difference between brainfart and brainfart friday?
yes. the name
isa nyone wicked in editing here? :c
Good at reshaping flesh.
no dummy, i want 2 cats to be in front of each other so that i can match
but theyre from 2 different pics
with enough flesh, any kind of cat can be made
true
Live with Parents technically, my mum lives in the other half of the house and pays rent to me

@grizzled meadow fill it out
Falco? The right column is bingo.

falco has to change it or he will be executed
i reminded him when the clock struct 12am
its actually logsday
@stone blade Здравейте
real
Balls
vine boom sound effect
can't
why
kekw
Falco seems very submissive and breedable as of late
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slightly homophobic meme? you might need a lawyer
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Overruled. 1 week in brainfart exile it is
good thing he doesnt play gamma now
!banana but it wouldnt matter, i'd help my nibba out here
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good banana
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iirc only 2 fruits
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!apple
how do we stop the doctors now?
8b
Delight waking up falco to change the name of the channel
8ball
1984 if u count oj simpsons brain as a fruit
gun
!8ball
!8ball is being homophobic okay in world
real. thats how falco looks like
but they can heal themselves
why is that on live leak though
average south italian
what happened after he woke up
ripped my face off
!8ball are you a lgbt member?
Monke thread
understood
gun, but more

@pastel quartz stalcraft?
urs uch a dummy, gosh
waht
ah yeah stalcraft has limansk now
and new guns
eh, more pvp content so me sleep
whats the deal with tomboy posting
he doesnt know what happened on 23 february
bruh that was femboy posting that got banned
dont scare people
Grok hates gaes.
90% of this channel was femboys
He even banned the word gae.
it made many weirdos here questionably horny which ruined the flow for everyone else
I just posted a funny post no sexual content and with 0 homophobia politic racism and anyother offending thing
basically 5 femboys had infested the channel for months and it was nothing but homoposting you are a boykisser and all that shit for way too long
tomboys =/= femboys tho
for now...
anyone who wasnt gae couldnt interact in brainfart cus of them essentially
and not all femboys are homo
gotta keep your farts fresh, dont stagnate and let out rotten farts
yeah no
not the point , nobody cares
it's just it became very difficult to read anything here without being sexually oriented
"im gonna start being feminine to attract more women"
in minecraft
yeah sure buddy
worked for me lol
every 3 sentences here were how X would want to lick a femboy, how Y would let a femboy crush his cock etc
cringe shit
never again
yep
Behave or be eradicated!
well okay fair enough ig
When ledy sees cringe ass people annoying someone
jesse we need to eradicate all femboys
we need a nsfw shitposting channel to post all the farquad content
make brainfart exiles go to the terrible nsfw shitposting channel
You know they can ban the server because of that
why would it have nsfw options then
that's discord for you
Because some cringy ass people will post every type of thing against tos
they have nsfw options
besides,not like anybodys gonna post something fucked up there
Don't talk to certain about that
but the nsfw channels are for nsfw
that's the discord TOS
yes but some people don't know the nsfw guideline's
ok sure i got banned for a liveleak video but that was more of the discord admin getting offended and not tos
they are thinking about we can post every type of shitty thing that world have everseen
tomboys =/= femboys
nsfw is not happening, this is a Stalker server at the end of the day
literally 1984
what if its stalker nsfw
muted
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p!prime
i helped my friend buy re4 remaster and now i'm watching him stream it
I love communism.
ledy explaining why liberty prime is almighty and why we need to follow him
rescue me from my russian physic profesor
That hip sway, though.
all animation budget went into that
I am erect now.
understandable
Liberty prime needs bigger weapons
he doesn't know
tomboy =/= femboy
sus'd
sussy kaka
the sus shaker
the brainfart shaker
I put the new 4gs on the jeep
-Sun Tzu
No mercy to epileptics
stalker 2 gameplay leak
shouldnt that be clear sky, they are the ones who tame pseudodogs
clear sky never tamed pseudodogs?
But the freedomer guy is the one who tried to wife bloodsucker
that was doctor and noah
they are basically like columbus fucking a manatee (which is very likely to have actually happened)
I am just going to puff my divine inspiration and go hunting with bunch of freedomers
(goes to red forest and gets brutally killed by a chimera)

2 chimeras and 3 lurkers
my first time going to red forest
my first time was like a chimera a psudogiant fighting with each other
and sin lunatics was watching them
they were getting off by watching them fight i bet
who knows
gm
idi ko mne
I am going out
I need to sew my patch into my backpack
as a chemistry major student I will use an ecologist patch
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hi
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Heartbreaking performance.
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What's wrong with your eye Hans
Hans had a little too much Panzerschokolade
I think he did
Worm.
society
y’all ever take shits where you have to take your socks off and everything?
not enough cheetahs.
thats the issue
everything could be solved with a 400% increase in cheetahs
omw to take a big cheetah in the toilet rn
i got a glock in my rari
grok in rari
damnit baro kiteer has dog shit
fren :)
no
fren :)
:)
he pays rent by killing mosquitoes
i am glad you are able to appreciate spoder
i have plenty of corner spiders as well

spiders don't want do inhabit my dwelling :(
spiders quite like the outside of my dwelling, so no surprise that they want in as well
lovely
amazing
amelia earhart flavor
there is something viscerally entertaining about well made half life sound edits
I FUCKING LOVE BEING A SOLITARY COCONUT CRAB ON A REMOTE ISLAND!!
yeah, neanderthals?
things that look like us but not exactly
and the other homo species that went extinct
yes thats what they are called homo
me showing my cumsock child the storm outside
real
i love him
he looks exactly as my friend
what is this fever dream
its youtube kids
dam that mouth
Me
fatherless women are hot af
same with fatherless boys
no
keep your sissy men away from here, lest you incur groks wrath
heavens no
some little red spider was fuckin tweakin out and crawling all over my leg and hyperspeed
what is his fuckin problem
IM FEELIN EVIL TODAY GENTLEMEN
that skull is indeed awesome i tell you that
@barren zinc
thief
???
cuz yo cute ass stole my heart smh
he is just redistributing wealth without consent
i had to scroll back to last year in my images for that
didn't mean to ping u with the reply, my bad bro
brings up this topic
one time
i explained why lockpicking is so important in the copper wire industry
but its not why you think
see
you lockpick low income housing, rob them, and once theyre broke they cant make rent
they will be evicted
then you can steal their wiring without interference!
2 for one deal
thats why you shoot out the window once in a while
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Erwin Rommel
to keep the rent low so the copper thieves cant get your wiring
i just shoot the competition
no honor among thieves
you want my wires? come and get em libtards!
CAGE HIS ASS
many such cases
criminal
man i hate being chat banned in league
cant flame or genuinely advise my monkey teammates
I guess the chat ban does its job then

sounds like someone's jealous...
Also I was looking for something else and came across that
Jontron clip from The A.I. Episode, I swear this channel doesn't juat upload jontron clips.
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what were you lookin for, that fuckin comment was weeks ago, maybe close to a month
@fading shuttle Man you talk so much, had to go for like 5 pages to catch up 
cats keep me motivated
cats would sell you for 1 kilo of food
good
i would sell you for 1 kilo of meat
cats would give you away because you touched them one time
but if you cannibalize me you would have way more meat.............thats just bad resource management right there
keeps the lil dud fed
You can, but you won't
you'll never know

I'd pet it
Thats just an average cat picture
da cat enjoyin the cake
Shits wild
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why is maliketh so fast
seems like he can dodge my hits with very small movements thats also the part of his attack
thats malekith my guy
the secretly shy and introverted edgelord
Yeah isn’t that who you are talking about?
in elden ring
yes the actual chad woman
What the hell is even that?
more chad than malekith
the 'king' of dark elves
The rightful king of all elves
Wood Elves ftw
also isnt it weird that wood elves love to shoot arrows from inside the forest
but the trees in the forest blocks the elves' arrows
So how do you actually play shaven? I struggle hard yo
i bet malekith's face under that mask would look like this
I try to cheese siege battles but I suck ass
Who’s that clown… ah right “Legend of Total war” he just ruins the game for me with his cheese tactics
you get 4 gatling gunners, 1 warlock engineer, at least 3 grey seers (that can spawn skavenslaves), and doomflayers as your off-frontline. rest is artillery, jezzails, and bombardiers.
put grey seers at the far front, in front of doomflayers. spawn skavenslaves to hold the line while ratling gunners mow em down. spam the shit out of the skavenslave spawn
thats basically it
yup
I’ll keep it in mind
only weakness is terrain and teleporters
all you really need is spawned slaves and artillery
Try it👍
i honestly lost track of the game. i think they gonna give you the entire wh 123 (mortal empires) if you buy wh3
Yeah I have the first two
more like wormface in elden ring
Yeah I’ve played mortal empires a lot
Even more when they sped it up for wh2
Godsend update
do you play vanilla or with sfo?
Vanilla
I don’t think I remember what SFO was
I saw it in the workshop a lot tho
Like 100gig downloads
complete overhaul of the game basically
i played wood elves first but then the arrow hit trees thing kinda turn me off
gunpowder factions are the basedest
1 jezzail and 19 warlock engineers
das all you need baybeeeeee
luv me ratling guns, luv me jezzails, luv me plagueclaw catapuls
simple as
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why does youtube insist on making me watch combat footage
i do not want to see people dying today please god i beg you
i dont even watch them
how to talk to short people:
the future the left wants
true r
cbt
me when i fucking GET you
AND YOURE GONNA SUCK THIS COCK, RIGHT NOW
gmmnghghgm
He’s had enough
ummmmm
I like men, straight, up
civ div?
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got that Gorilla Grip Blussy
bored
@grizzled meadow
yeah the infighting is kinda weird
why is falco manipulative
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Hey hey, people
what doth life
To be or not to be
What in the nirvarine
sure didnt see that coming!
what a surprise
dead children are funny
theres this funny red liquid coming out of my ears after watching this video
that gearbox
can i post the vtuber and horse incident?
or is it considered nsfw
of course you can
post it on alt 
i would if my internet wasnt provided by cavemen
technically its not rly nsfw
no imagery just sound
better not
Trutru
its not dirty tho 










