#🎪bruh-fart
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Yes that
i miss him
bruhhhhh
HES HOLDING IT FLIPPED
Pro gamer move
I see some people still pinch the analogue stick with index and thumb to move.
Lot of speedrunners do that tbf
especially with n64 games
since the N64 stick location is actual cancer
I very much disagree; the N64 was peak controller design
The stick on the middle dick prong tho?
Separated the wheat from chaff by seeing who gets carpel tunnel first
Rip. Still got the controller for an actual N64 and a USB version for the computer
Nah, its my personal stash controller
mustache controller?

mario has no choice other than obeying lest he loses his mustache
I need to study the effect of moustached players playing mario vs unmoustached.
I think mustaches have looked good on like 6 people ever.
i have a picture of me with a mustache
doing a light skin stare
its cursed
nobody shall ever see it
🥺 pls show me
i can show you a rare picture of me smiling
ill show it once i get out of power chord purgatory
theres faux pas in bulgaria?
Yea but deep cock is worth it tho
Real shit
Optic on handguard
awful
me
smh
optic on handguard is fine for AK platforms
yes
where tf else is he gonna put it? its the only rail
🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝💗
doesnt mean its not disgusting
personally i think handguard optics on AKs is cooler than dust cover
it has that janky eastern euro charm
its cringe
🤝
gets turned on
i say both
there we go
you will get scared when she got the 5 different mental instabilities collecting them like pokemon

scaroused
i get scared by cute girls
some women i can be comfy with instantly
and scary because woman
boo
thats what im saying
But noooooo
EVERYONE FUCKING HATES THEM
Everyone is right

it only works for some sights bc of eye relief
wha 
saw a cute girl sitting across my desk today
Put a blacked out holo on the handguard of an RD 704
so hard to stop glancing at her
my my thats a gun and a half
alo mya
hai
i now have deep cock galactic
alo
atAlextheDegenerate
deep dark fantasies n all that
Hoy es jueves
FELIZ JUEVES!
Hersey
Irons only!!
Also soviet sights are super goofy
p!translate en vengo corriendo que quiero ser la primera persona en desearte un Feliz Jueves
vengo corriendo que quiero ser la primera persona en desearte un Feliz Jueves
I come running because I want to be the first person to wish you a Happy Thursday
happy thursday to you too ❤️
yes shes running because she is coming to wish you a happy thursday and DEFINITELY not on her way to discovering her mothers corpse!
Unhappy thursday to you 😼😼😼

ah, i dont know anime lore
astolfo is moderate?
astolfo is the most right leaning shit
the shit ive seen astolfo profile pics say
real
i like those pillow designs 
dispute the chart if you wish but facts dont care about your feelings #libtardowned
Radio looking ass pillows
sliding the divorce papers under my door cause my wife didnt want to sleep in the same minecraft bed
though i dont like the chocolate bars of dark oak trap doors
its a bedframe you dip!
cant be the same color as the room!
Bruh
my vanilla minecraft houses are great, dont give me that shit
what? its not even like a joke that's literally just what happens
Exactly, that's a spoiler, come on, you can use ||this||
And don't give me that bullshit "X thing came out 100 years ago xddd"
is falco complaining about spoilers again?

i don't personally encourage anyone to watch evangelion
too much sexualization of minors (like pretty much every fucking anime)
its not hard to just canonically make a character 18 at least
now you tell me the character is 45 with massive tits? im all in
sign me the fuck up
I won't get inside this argument because my lawyer etc.
I'll just say: they're not real

but if they literally look like children and are literally being sexualized, it is a bad thing
I watched the anime, I still need to watch the movies and I didn't see a single sexual thing
||if we don't count Misato and Shinji and that kiss||
I MEAN OKAY BUT IT'S LIKE ONE THING, NOT THE WHOLE ANIME 
now JBA is a different ballgame
i hate the artsyle but the action is fucking phenomenal
jojo pfps are pretty far left
true
cringe
Bruh if you hate the artstyle why are you even watching JoJo
art style is fucking great wdym
cause it improves
bunch of men kissers
The absolute bastard
i think its leaps and bounds better than the first season of it
it grew on me eventually
i should say i hated it
the best art style
past tense
avoided it like the plague cause most the fans were the most unfunny people id ever met
Alex can stay blocked, I don't care
its super homoerotic
(which is based)
Impossible to live with a JoJo hater
the fuck is jojo ? i still dont understand it to this day
tbh
A bunch of men doing men things
generational trauma from a gey vampire
if you cut part 3 in half, then it becomes a masterpiece
Also cute new name, Manipulate me Daddy~ ❤️
aight
JoJo's cool
all that talk about jojo
Harry dies at the end of Lord of the Rings
i should watch part 6
same
Ah yes
Im currently rewatching For All Mankind together with my Bf
harry actually died in the most brutal manner possible on set, the director thought it was so raw and genuine he left it in!
once were done with that we'll watch Boondocks
Popcorn eating one goes kinda hard
followed by Kenny vs Spenny
im too retarded to stop rewatching the same shows over and over
im forcing my wife to watch the boondocks with me
im sorry to hear that
that you have a wife that is
not that you are watching boondocks
real
i miss my wife
I dont
but my aim is getting better 
wife bad
I forgot to tell her about the shotgun trap 😿
im actually lying to you all ive never seen or touched a woman in my life
woman bad*
women*
both my wife and I are villainous
true, theyre all bad
i am so fucking starved of attention and touch i dont know how much longer i can last
hey
im waaaay too materialistic to ever get married again
theres youre attention for the day gator you're welcome
thank you
<3
youve given me another day (of agony)
there has been memri posting all day
I started that, yes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiS-_GP7do
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no i am not
see this rifle in my pfp? i have full access to it, and its looking tempting every single moment i live (im joking i enjoy the whimsy and magic of life)
kys
^^

NGL, they picked a banger of a song to go with it.
mods? can we ban this guy?
I'm manipulative but not that manipulative
Sir, this is a text based chat
dic 🍆
Are you hiring gender???
oh you like gucci? name 5 of his songs
@heady crow
white devil
First Day out, Lemonade, Street N word, Black Tee, Muscels in my hand
Muscels in my hand also has the goofiest beat known to mankind
you actually know the song?
well the song is about gucci mane
the crack selling man
getting muscels in his hand from whipping the fork in the pan
Mumble rap
Average stroke victim type flow
im gonna get a little controversial
boobs
sorry if that offends you leftists!
My man's got fused knees
muscles in my hand is 2003 pre lean belly gucci
so you can still understand him
That's a relief
hard agree
Take me away on your lyrical magic carpet ride Gucci
nice
I dont think there is a lot of lyrical magic happening in a gucci song 
honestly i forget gucci mane existed in 2003
figured he just kinda spawned in around 2011
i dont really like his music that much so idk
for every 300 songs he drops one okay song
I respect the hustle

https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1498015748492599297
raiden voiced by @funnywes: https://twitter.com/funnywes
song used: Revengeance - It Has To Be This Way
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
it's the port in fort joy
the place with like 20 balc people
ohh you right
me: moves a paper
my mic:
maxim : did you have a stack of books falling or what
no the diaper just keeps him from rotating
i love to bust it down sexual style
ofc posted in the subreddit dedicated to vaush
nah thats cool asf
It's cool as fuck
Alpaca
agony
I love that a US politician actually tweeted that shit 
was the inspiration for the video
holy fucking bingle its 6 am
AGAIN
time flies when you're dissassociating
oopsie
frow up
But if you're in the zone, then you can't tell your mummy that you frew up :c
its the vignette with the mixed uhh
quality images
i think so
and some weird reshade going on, lots of baked edges
p!mute @frosty remnant 14d Nword spam in VC
@frosty remnant has been muted for 2 weeks.
guess how the author of this art piece died
it wont surprise you that much
i have absolutely no idea
which art piece? the fema walmart?
The coof
he had it
he got melanoma though
he was a spiritualist so he the "absorb the sun's rays through you ass" kinda guy
p!mute @steel glacier 4d showing animal genitals and baiting arguments about Ukraine-Russia war
@steel glacier has been muted for 4 days.
why would i want to kill them?
yeah im nice :<
i need me a vampire bitch to suck me dry
resident evil 8 was made for you
Degenerate
But I respect you
the VC is based
oh but like if you say that you need a normal human being to suck you off you're not a degenerate
@weak jackal
close enough
No. Still a degenerate. You're openly stating your intentions for sex in a public space
this man speaks the truth
i mean Gator is kinda married so this does mean he's also stating his intentions to cheat on his wife
So degenerate
he was singing a song then he said n word accidently he apologised and one dude started a fight cuz of that i dont think he should be muted

I was there and I confirm it



WHERE?!
ledy you gotta be a goodmin

if you're a badmin you suck eggs

@solar obsidian WHAT'D I MISS?!
idk we have witnesses
This
I presume
his fault for being stupid 
thats a stupid take
ok but thats what happaned anyways
yeah, changes nothing

is it? If he said it by accident, that means he's USED to saying it normally
and it slipped out in a place where it's non acceptable
idk if you've ever sang along to a song but
yeah not my problem though I just wanted to say otherwise i would feel bad for this guy
you generally follow the lyrics
so i respect your choice admin
eh they try as always, the discord lawyers at it
Yea, and if you have more than one braincell, you think ahed of what your are gonna say
True
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I have no horse in the race.
all i hope for him is that when he comes back, he stops and control himself, otherwise he has no place here
i have a cat in the race
the guy is super volatile with his attitude
I'm just enjoying the chaos and spamming memeable emotes
you did good 
p!infractions 220568703127781386
Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Madirex#9943
Time: 02/25/2023 05:47am UTC
Reason: N-word in VC
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 03/02/2023 05:55pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 03/09/2023 08:34pm UTC
Reason: Nword spam in VC
hmmmmm
but he did get unmuted by you
yeah the bot got bugged and he was muted for 5 days instead of 3
but 1 week later, here we go again
Grammar is important
No
No
Not a single comedic bone in your body...
No
Sound on very important

gore? really Syno?
I'm gonna set my self an alarm now to remind @glad carbon that he tried to defend a N word user

I read im gonna eat myself an alarm
back from the gym
eating that rice n veggies
proof?
proof that your balls are real
man the cringe
you can see the cringe
can i have any
@rose ferry can we go to aksel
we can go to ack zel

alo syno
show
alo alo Здравейте
pet him
this translated means " I want to shit"
it's a coincidence
I don't even know who maja is 

I’m gonna need a mod that obviously introduces these instead of other snorks lol
ah so if its a good morning from you, Usagi, then its going to be a goodnight from Ivan
Sounds about right
and vice-versa after 8-12 hours
chat
nobody said gn
you people dont deserve my gn
Yeah that fits
disrespectful fucks
good morning
...I'll allow it
I was doing some catching up
youre forgiven💗
already night! damn goodnight
do you perform satanic rituals?
well, he is a moderator
I can't screenshot something with "Thursday" in it so pretend I'm doing it
it's been 34 minutes when friday hit and its still not named brainfart-friday! 
that place does not exist, sorry
19:36 here
It’s only 3pm my dude haha
timezones arent real, wake up
Okay cool I’m awake now. Hey guys! I woke up!
good morning
THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGG
IT IS FALCO
based and cringe
true and false
🇦🇱 @lunar brook
sexist
@runic kernel gngn
no political stuff please, thanks
@broken topaz
real
done
Honey get my battle suit
If it's brain fart Friday, then why is it Thursday?
A completely logical explanation. Thank you, Ted.
If I'm gonna enjoy it, then I hope we got some Alcoholic fruit juice, daft punk, and a surround sound to chill as we all go down that misty midnight road.
Then immediately floor it as YouTube starts playing The Cyber Grind form ULTRAKILL and bulldoze through an orphanage, wendigo, and give a skin walker PSTD after we hit the victim it's stalking so hard they explode.
you live in central time zone? cringe!
At least we're the center of America. The rest revolve around us.
it's definitely not 1903 for me
bahaha
definitely not
i am DEFINITELY not also in the central time zone!
im literally the best possible form of human being
the pinnacle of man
no one is better than me
Me irl
Nice.
the spear is lame
give me back my m16a2 with black tape on the stock dammit! (i broke it and the storage compartment is full of sand)
m16a2 with m203 andbarrelshroud is sexy af
What activities is the feline partaking in?
technically not a vampire but i agree with the statement. Need me a bad bitch to drain me
i put the 4gs on the jeep
that reminds me somebody made a 9/11 version of that animan meme
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one more hour
not that Friday is going to be good
since I have a lot to do at work
Middle Eastern royal families making my life hell
sucks not to have a solid gold shitter
😿
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XNMgxyTFVto
HD and longer
YOOO HE GOT VTEC
i aint never heard a fart hit third gear
shout out to the peeps who know the glory of waterburger
gn
alright i squeezed all my shitposting for the day into 15 minutes
i will now return into the shadowrealm

Veterans of Chernobyl, join the ranks of the Duty! We have a huge responsibility to protect the world from the onset of the thug shaker
The world with fears the spreading of those ass cheeks, join Duty - save your loved ones!!
We believe in our victory, we believe that the thug ass can be destroyed. Join the ranks of Duty!
You can do the zone shaker
the zone shaker give me the zone shaker stalker
Lift your sunrise suit I know you can shake it
Take your hands off your pda and shake that shit
you got the artifact dude

Hi Falco!
Monolith: The thug ass is divine
Freedom: The thug ass is pretty cool
Duty: The thug ass must be destroyed
Ecologists: Me must understand the thug ass
Clear Sky: We must coexist with the thug ass

Loners/Mercenaries/Bandits: How can we profit off the thug ass
wheres the kiwi
the most lethal flightless bird
Behind you 
Helo chat
💀
do it coward
[SFM] How Gordon Interacts with NPC's
cheeseburgers
bro think he heisenberg 😭
jack the ripper
please do not ping me using the italian mans name
@fading shuttle falco
Please ping him with my name just to piss him off, ping me as well so I can laugh about it

I wonder if you could create human-tick hybrids by having one attached to your balls and sucking cum out of then
I wish I was illiterate before I read that
thats not how it works man
they suck blood for sustenance
not to procreate
Could they then sustain themselves off of cum
I could be a tick friendly person and have ticks on my balls
cum doesn't have the nutrients that human blood has
no they could not
what're you a vampire
cause that's badass if so
She’s a nosferatu
Are you a malchavian
no shit
if drawing blood from people by biting them would be easy I'd be dead by 10
kids at the playground go crazy
who the fuck is train
why does he keep typing and then not typing
Why’d you have to ruin my dreams of a tick utopia @hot snow
because it sounds fucking awful
if you wanna live with ticks so bad just grow them in your house
I just wanted to make my balls look bigger by attaching ticks to them

i mean when it comes time to use the balls it's gonna gett a bit awkward don't you think
How do you use the balls
I'm sure they will
I wonder if any of the diseases the ticks could give me would make my balls swell
i think they would make your balls rot
i don't know what fantasy world you're living in ranni
but in real life diseases are not a good thing
What about stanky cancer testicles
i don't know about stanky cancer testicles
but I assume that anything with cancer in it is bad
I could grow a 3rd pseudo ball
unless it's cancer treatmrnt
I’m willing to sacrifice anything to make my balls look bigger
go to a surgeon and ask him then
i guarantee you he will not tell you to put ticks on your balls
Why would he say that
I'm sure he has plenty of reasons
in fact
I'm googling it
what happens if you put ticks on your balls
and I am going to stay as far away as possible from any images there may be
ok there are actual scientific results relating to it
and I'm not going down that rabbit hole
Bruh.
What
apparently
*this was all one giant joke I started to shitpost **
I have.
I used to camp often in Missouri.
Ticks.were.atrocious.there.
you always start the most disgusting rabbit holes ranni
and I don't know why I keep falling into them
The ceiling says gullible
It does now
Look up
you probably live on the other side of the world from me
I am the tick whisperer
Scroll up and you’ll see a glorious conversation
don't do that
just to be clear it wasn't me typing I was possessed by the train ghost that keeps entering the chat and leaving
wasn't me
@grizzled meadow
Do you want to take part in the tick ball enlargening method
dunno
the flag, and the SS logo on the cup
just want cat posts
who gives a shite. post cat pics
jesus christ dude
me
How does aesthetic fit into that or am i missing something
if you want to be racist just be racist
Im not racist, im rallyist
just that fasc likes to reappropriate counter culture stuff to seem hip and cool
Ah right
that one video of people flying a thin blue line flag dancing to Rage Against the Machine lives on in my head forever
ayo share some of that












