#🎪bruh-fart
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gonna see some doctor fella on the 24th of dis month
yippee
Good luck, unironically hope you dont have the Schism
i do know i got adhd so thats funny
bouncing off the walls until the lethargy hits then i collapse into a ball and sleep for 12 hours and wake up tired
more energy drinks should fix that
we should do a brainfart live meetup, record it and then watch it for a movie night
like a podcast?
that sounds like a great and awful idea at the same time
Eh, couldnt have too many people or it would just be a shitshow
Multiple conversations and shit
oh god
that's the awful part of the idea
but otherwise it would be kinda cool
and I would not be a part of it
@heady crow happy mothers day to your mother who gave birth to you bruno
She a real one
isnt it womens day, not mothers? @stone blade
in my country its women's day
same
but apparently some people say it's mothers
shoutout to women
Nah
one of my favourite genders
who cares
if there were here any i would
bon apetit
isn't eating asparagus bad
hiiiiiii bruno haiiiiiiii
its a green
cause whenever I eat asparagus it tastes like I'm dying
it tastes like crunchy power
what kind of asparagus ur eating
i guess it's just me
romaini
Majaa hii. What u been up to today?
eeeess
normal sparagus fried in a pan with garlic budder
that's probably why
He fell for death asparagus
nothinggggggg :c
Oldest trick in the book
well I'm not dead
i think
it just tastes inedible
blink 2 times if you like capybaras
Then time to do something fun
body rejecting the goods
Mayybe
maxim is already here sooo >~<
i hope that when i die i die in the family guy pose
i'm gonna live to 100 then die in a dumb way
And i got school for 4 more hours
this happened to me once
now i can only remember like 2% of my childhood its crazy
wow this is truly an asylum
suspicious looking skull is my favourite
how do you remember it if you got reincarnated
isn't the whole point that you loose all your memories
hes the last guy here you should be telling that to
Animation by me
Daffy art by @EllisBros
Audio by @KoltJolt
OG post by @ebola_granola
p!avatar @solar obsidian
thank you @placid sail 🤝
A reasonable reaction to someone from Arizona
my pleasure
ITS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM YOU OPRESS ME
proceeds to open fire on the police*

Just like the founding fathers intended
I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
tbh its still kinda disgusting 
well you look... okay i guess
lord he hit us with the blue steel
france jay
oh my god ur right
we dont go gym
we go on the rusty bar outside that has been sitting there since 1978
praying for that cat
cta!!!!!!!
bf4 one of the games ever
yeah but i stopped making recordings of it,got boring after a while
jet gameplay 
nyet
also got a bf1 edit but it fucking sucks cuz its one of my first and i messed up the transitions
i gave up on the end
Agreed
also i may or may not cosplay as a merc
IEDYYYYYYYYY
looking forward to when nobody will recognize who or what im cosplaying for at the event 
they will think a random pmc just waltzed in a cosplay convention
there are lots of other similar milsim cosplayers but they're just showing off their gears
not really cosplaying as someone
sad af lmao
Ah yes the i have camo pants , a cap with USEC insignia on it and a nerf gun
stalker 2 will probably not be what we want since whether we admit it or not, our expectations are set by anomaly and not the actual stalker games
Didnt ask
What
not really. my expectations are set by having played through vanilla stalker and addons 10 times
For me I will end up judging stalker 2 off of anomaly whether I like it or not
Also
Jesus christ no
Not more of them
nothing you can do about it.
no its actually much more sophisticated than that lmao
they have full custom vest, actual helmets, airsoft gun with glowing reticle sight and flip up sights
its almost seems too much
wouldnt say so for players that played the original stalkers. they know differences between anomaly and the ogs and know what anomaly did wrong with stalker
also saw a 9yo wore a full set of military shit. im surprised everything fits his small child size
I mean I played all of the original stalkers fully to the end with no mods
In my eyes anomaly is my ideal stalker experience
The best stalker experience would be CoP but with the whole map open
About to start my new job check out the office
I need a girl that drops a grand piano on my head
ah, so you are the new guy
After a 4 hour nap i have a newfound need to cacle maniacally as i play something sinister on a church organ
Goodnight brainfart
gn
Sí
what
the
fuck
exactly
who is that
i can see that
Real

They are everywhere
You may even be one if them
You just don't know it yet
@eager quest
forgot ghosty
coffee in the morning
monster at noon
another coffee at 5
guys I'm not addicted I swear
One way ticket to suplex city
Got a problem with that?
At least she didn't describe it as a manly t.v comedy/love drama
yes 
healthiest brainfarters diet
da.
Skill issue
Just wanted to make sure you knew you had a bit of a krill issue
dude got the brain issue
by the nine
It's always skooma, but no one talks about the dangers of ingesting every potion made by a lvl 100 alchemist😔😔😔😔
Just like one of my Japanese animes
that 1047203050 second waterbreathing potion i brewed made lydia grow a third leg and die of leukemia months later :(
she could still huff on that fat aqua pack tho fr
i love menthol
i'm going menthol
Nice💪💪
omg maja hiiiii
OPEWMHPMHW-E OMHH!!!!!!!!! HAIIII AKSEL HJAIIIIIIII HAIIII ;33333

:333

wanna go on a date? UwU
i dont understand ;c
o-oh.. oo-- okay.. >~<<

cause every time we touch i get this feeling
who here is a bison male (stronger than sigma male)
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/408207400395472906/1083021246595354654/IMG_1621.webp?width=508&height=702
Their weight truly skyrockets to rival even a bison
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Joshua Graham re...
"Lie to the bad guys and youll win"
summed up that fucking terrible book for u guys
ur welcome
so true
omg real and deep
the only way to attract women is to stick your head into her pussy
- mahatma gandhi
I love it because it goes 3 ways and gets increasingly incelish the further you go
real
me
song is Franzl Lang - Auf und auf voll lebenslust btw
Thank you Shazam
If only you could pick up the autistic soundcloud youtubepoop mixtape on a video with only 5 views by a disabled German
What in the fuck am I looking at
Is that the grey goo man from the Atomic Heart ending!!!!!???!?!?!!?!
wtf why is he so HD
the spring shaker
Cuz i prefer my gey shit in HD, or even better 4k

shieet she like me frfr
No patch yet, shit game
i just stole most of a man's entire shopping goods inventory in kenshi
menace
it was very profitable
british
hes gonna wake up very confused
*romanian
i needed the money to buy rice bowls
also the shopkeeper had kinda called me a slur
so i ruined his life by stealing all his shit
thats what he gets for being racist/phobic/a dick
cut his legs off
its kenshi. everyone is either racist, sexist, or has a large amount of slaves
or is just really fucked up like the skin bandits or the cannibal tribes
I tried kenshi once
in the case of the holy nation, all of these and more
played for like an hour, got lost for 90% of it, got attacked by bone dogs, went to a city and everyone there was mean
its important to remember in kenshi that you arent the main character
kenshi is also completely unforgiving and absolutely sadistically difficult
I'm not great at "make your own fun" games
I kinda wanna make a 10 hour version, but my old poltato PC can't handle it
Stream source :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvJ6bxsq2bE
important video

no
KILL HER NOW
real
literally just ask him
watamesneak
vtubers are a blight upon mankind
this channel has mutated from femboys to vtubers

at least one of those 2 is real
worst place on earth
yeah, vtubers exist in my puter
me frfr
poland in the background
@weary citrus 
polski STRONG 💪
every day i thank the black god that i have never watched a single vtuber video/stream
I don't know whether suicide threats are banned here or not, so I'll instead ask you this question
Are you happy with yourself?
its not even that bad
i think suicide threats are okay as long as you post the funny lightning man
ayo that 3rd guy looks familiar

femboys occupy brainfart for months and noone bats an eye, but vtubers are posted for an hour and everybody loses their minds
society
society
who tf is evelynn and those 2 people
niche shitcord memes made by preteens
ough ough ough
WHAT
me
chat became degenerate again
i made a mistake okay?
we all make them
just ask your parents
I've never made mistakes ever i'm perfect
saying that was a mistake
no
all of my opinions and thoughts are objectively correct
leave me alone i'm being bullied mods help
you are what you eat
me? im hot and always right and never make bad decisions ever
im nachos?
sorry if you leftists cant accept that!
oh no, kriegs
i cant believe this
lmao
nono, all you have to do is draw them as the wojak and yourself as the chad
sweet jesus why are you starting this
who tf is trump
for the record
presidential memes
SODA!!
@trim pilot started all of this, he is to bear full responsibility
wh
why vote for the lesser of two evils, when you can vote for the greatest?
i should play dead by daylight
honestly dead by daylight sounds like a nickname for scp-001
I can't recall anything about the boi since the 98 octane discussion
words literally no one has ever spoken before
daniela was possessed by the spirit of kriegs for just a second
Holy shit it's the cuck guy whose name I forgot
TUCKER CARLSON
cucker tarlson
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
honk
that's his actual first middle and last name
my icecream flirting with me wtf
do not fuck the ice cream
me if i get my hands on that icecream
NO
🥶
you cant stop me
jon arbuckle 1895
agent smith is such a good character tbh
Me n who?
couple goals <3 <3 <3
Sinkpissers unite
by pissing in the sink i saved like 15 african children
4chan was invaded by morons like this that freaked out when they saw what 4chan was truly like
millions must fry
@heady crow heyooo wanna join some cutie?
real
Some monolith ass right there...
I wish they spiced it up a little by just adding vaguely thematic shit to it. Instead of just thug shaker it's the Wish Shaker or something.
wish granter : whats your wish
stalker : show me dat wish shaker
"Come to me."
"Oh, I'll come to you alright...!"
that's not new
Joe Rogan discusses the Burned Man, radscorpion attacks and more with Caesar and Legate Lanius.
#ai #elevenlabs #falloutnewvegas #joerogan #jre #fnvcaesar #caesar #lanius
this is so fucking good
it smelled the toddler inside
“I die, so democracy, may live”
😏
ayoo?
indian penis grabber
🇮🇳 👃 🇮🇳
👄
is this post authorized or unauthorized?
i cannot confirm nor deny whether or not it is authorized or not
Schrödingers authorization
I saw his license last time, he's clear
mods get him
I was in a VRChat world yesterday that had this version of maxwell just as an interactable object
https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-cat-spinning-cat-spinning-black-cat-gif-27241286
based
this looks photoshopped lmao
its because hes just photoscanned in
Nah i cant got divinity soon
wonna play stalcraft tomorrow together?a new update just dropped <3
don't have it
don't have it bro
install it then <3
can't afford it
its free
unneccecary expenses
you have stalcraft,it comes free with your steam account
i can help you in the starter area
id rather fucking kill myself right here and now than boot up stalcraft
boykisser
also why,i dont understand
thog dont caare
ill give you a footjob at a applebees if you install stalcraft
we don't have applebees in norway
at maccas then
behind a tree then
which one
can I disable quicksave near campfire? first time playing the game
no
deal with it
a bit far away bro
send me your addres,ill look for a closer treee
hard mode
play stalcraft
he is gone
we lost him
I don't know a lot about chess..
place a himars system on B2
Good bye
Yahtzee
why good bye

() posting is verboten

i put an AA battery on G4
@stone blade wanna woods after i finish here?
On G?
yea
I do not think we can be friends anymore iedy
after what you have done
Iedy confirmed intelligence agent, he is going to scoop up all those delicious leaks
what about stationary anti personel mines on the D line
yes , i will leak every WW2 German plane schematics
surely nobody did that until now 
romanian tank schmeatics when
Sure
they're already stolen from someone else so it's okay to steal them
I called someone boywife like 4 times
and he changed his name into malewife
great success
p!avatar 709353488760569937

Who dat?
Erdogan 

He dares tho, puting that idiot infront of our flag 
that is an insult to idiots
i hope you arent serious 
No, it's just not making sense
it never does
erdogan is tru litovinian
I have no clue who that is 
president of Turkey
terrible one at it
Ah
Erdoganas Tayipas
Why does he have the Lithuanian flag behind him? 
because he true lithuanian

grim why do you not know who erdogan is you traitor of the lithuanian state

Not talking to you
hakanlar hakani reisimiz Recep Tayyip Erdogan
I remember when erdogan wanted to sue a german TV personality
Over an offensive poem
tak tak
@hoary elk
@wooden leaf you said you wouldn't play comp!
Damn that sounds like me
agree
the intrusive thoughts when you enter a car and the doors are not locked
and its going at high speed
i will never drive a car man
same
the intrusive thoughts will win for sure
i'm just scared of everyone on the road
too much danger
gladi live within breathing distance to bus stops
yessss public transportation infastructure yessss
big truck reer
That's Bashar al-Assad
bofa these rutsacks
oooh pretty
You're really living up to your name
i shall merge several lanes without looking
D O G
go out of control after lane change due to chinesium™️ tires loosing traction
Losing*
id call mom to pick me up
@heady crow
guys instead of going to the therapist
Indeed
nice to see platz edits tho
Hardest Tom edit I've seen
we just need mentzer edits ngl
Never enough edits
and 
doom
ow fuck cramp in my pecs
literally me
i would be very sad 
tum hurty no funny
That's not optimal 💢
that is a very good youmu
i wish to pat youmu but am unable to do so through the satanic rectangle 
Those trucks give me an aneurysm every time I see them
ive never seen those trucks in my life
I love the stroop effect
Well, the orange at the left is almost orange.
What's with the dead chat, though? It's peak farting hours.
I think I saw a landscaping company called green space
It was a blue logo
the duality of your average discord user
From my experience it's a strange hybridization of racism and weebism
honestly
the image looks more like your average american right winger
loves guns and muh warmongering but would fuck a dude in a skirt if given the chance
needs a pair of hand warmers ngl
real
no but would make you look more like an avg discord user instead of a prepper
well "prepper"
real
ok Mikasa
s
M1
genetically engineered gae men to lust for elon musk
On account of being a metal club.
That and the bite from the garand is enough to make anyone cringe 😂
That really do be falco tho. He loves the chaos lol
nothing happened on 2/23 in #🎪bruh-fart
Okay 🙂

He went before his time...
||I have shitten in the shower before, wouldn't recommend it. The drain isn't big enough for it so you gotta manually push it.||
average waffle stomper
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1083142035437007009/2023-03-08_23-09-45_Trim.mp4
posting it here as well because its a massive brainfart moment
I should really get on that Ranni train and make some truly outrageous voice clips.
Remember that do not announce clip I made shortly after eleven labs came out
That was comedy
Find it on here and reply to it so I can see the whole thing.
delusional pc enjoyer
i love it
me after i tell the nice doctor the truth
Eh?????
hop on stalcraft
c+can i too_ :·;___LŁ
did you collapse on your keyboard at the end there
Congrats on the vaping abstinence
Hold on, what do your intestines look like?

tomorrow
starting new character,collecring materials at the dump rn
No fighting
Looking Stalcraft up on google images.
What is this?
stalker and minecraft child and tarkov as stepdad
Tell me some neat mechanics.
its an affront to god
it has pvp which isnt terrible, and it has multiplayer-
ur just salty over rge mosin
the pvp is horrid
Bullet sponge?
"ah yes i very much enjoy watching people spend 18 hours grinding a gun that ends up doing fuck all damage"
pulls out mosin once more
Ah, bad balance. Got it.
literally no other reason to use any guns other than the mosin
which is usually how russian games end up in the first place
look at tarkov
they had to nerf that thing into the dirt
wrong, I love Daddy Elon
cringe
the mosin is terrible, doesnt oneshot in the head, svus are better in every single way
half of the assault rifles are overpowered
My guy, you just went down two chicken legs worth of distance in my mind.
idk if they changed it then
cause i dropped the game due to the fact that no other weapon was worth using
the mosin was one shotting me with the best plates i could buy and i had damn near beaten the story at that point
and all i could justify using for pvp was, you guessed it, mosin
m16 was pretty fun for a while
no
ayoo?

yes
hop on bandit faction
ill help you in the starter area that just got updated and remade with the new major update today
hop on valheim and drink alcohol with me
fuck vodka, we honey in this bitch
shit literal bricks
cot
where's Abdul Fatah bin Saleh Garcia
abdul
yeah prolly a pretty common name in the west nowadays lmao

rip
what reactions you using, I got u
Guess I can finally change my name, because he won't see it
, obviously
lemme just go
on every msg he's ever sent
Just the last video is fine come on 
Okay I did a single page, fuck doing that on 11k msgs
You really didn't need to do that 
But thank you 
But I wanted to

Bro doing numbers on blocking me
this cannot continue
At least I got a new nickname
fished
This isn't my mom, get your act together
Also
Bro posting Hasbulla and I fucking hate Hasbulla
I'm only winning
Good thing he blocked me
ALSO, he thinks he's flexing his numbers
Think again
as far as I know only one person has me blocked 
Who?
The mark grim guy that only talks in newbie chat
*2
you lie
Damn
kept saying the same shit and I called him out
didn't like that one bit

Wait I'm curious now
Feed me some drama
- this way Alex will have this page full of "one message blocked"
I have to destroy him somehow
100% he's reading so 
yea I think curiosity has to get the better of you
can you edit infractions btw?
like I would fucking love if all my mute said was possum
I can remove them, I don't know if I can edit them
the three things a man needs
shit do i gotta post stalker porn?
check my infractions 










