#🎪bruh-fart
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imma go now
i have some pasta i could cook up oh man i hungry
heyyyy majaaaaaa <3 @pastel quartz
but no food for 11 hours
why?
when was the last meal i had
i love uuuuu!!!!!!! <3 xqcL
do you want us to stop talking about food? that sounds horrible
intermittant fasting
leftovers
I member
no me no food 11 hours, you can food all you want
soooooo, extreme diet?
yeag
thats some Extreme shit
oh I do that since school but I do more like 16/8
don't worry i'm still eatiing my greens yellows and reds
You can just not eat for 4 weeks and be fine
yeah i'm p extreme 😎
@grizzled meadow
no
yeah when you are used to it its not a problem really
i need to find this song wahh
you become enhanced
Help
click on help you motherfucker
Ayo??
no someone save wellington
noooooooo not wellington
mr wellington
isnt that a plane
ew people
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ewe cori
D:
thankss i love u
jk
its okay you got that dawg in you
i'm feelin it
@weak jackal HIIIII
YOU
❤️
hi
ME
oh
its a high IQ reference
tarkov makes it immediately low IQ
no
I have 12 labs keys stashed up my ass
Samanthas xrays just came in
only low IQ males or females play tarkov
I'm so hungry all the time gosh
i stopped years ago
no
uninstalling gave me a fat ass
only pretty guys like me play tarkov 
I am stupid as hell then 
and psychosis
hungry for infants
love that in a woman
@amber marsh
hungry for innocents oof monch
the more lethal a woman the more attractive
@grizzled meadow
treasure planet was my favourite movie as a kid
i need her to pull a knife out during sex oh god
Such a gem
treasure island was kino
I'm literally cute
flushed away gang
put I'm still here on
the mice are british
I will cry
how quirky
or gun hobbyists that wear helmets with cat ears
getting a crush on the girl rat was the begining of my downfall
Helmets are for idiots
Real men wear camo boonies
well, you will certainly feel like one when shrapnel hits
getting a crush on a mentally deranged girl will be the beginning of my downfall 
theyre just the best
love at first psych visit
If you're reading this Aubrey you're a real one
they make great pasta
AND they will stab you
this one goes out to Aubrey
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
I make good pasta too
doubt
When i actually get around to making it
hypothetical pasta
cori youre not a woman tho
:c
Theoretical pasta even
concept pasta
I got long hair and tiddies, is that not enough for you?
😭
I got short hair and ass
we complete eachother
tomboy aesthetic?
hey look a Foucault reference

tired girl aesthetic
like a horse?
people look at me and say "She's cute in that sort of way that it looks like she's given up"

will do
all black, only dark makeup, shuffle around like a ghost at 2 am, always bags under eyes (it aint eyeshadow)
people dont even look atme
unpercievable
they just avoid looking at me
you're like a biblicly accurate angel
096?
White as a ghost?
Yes
I reflect light
People notice me all the time
Epic
my yearbook nickname in school was polar bear cause i slept on benches everywhere and was super pale
not even kidding
checkmate
make people notice you immediately by being a menace to society
also i was blone back then
Bruh
crazy
most sane australia resident
blonde*
yes people usually notice me when im wearing my ski mask and an ak47
polar bears are the only animals that actively consider us prey btw
love them
I had a random girl once compliment my fit
they're part of my favourite rhyme
highlight of my life
If it's black, fight back, if its brown, lie down, if its white, good night
if its black fight back, if its brown lie down, if its white good night
bears are fucky
ayyyy
my man
although that only entails the bears in the northern american region
AYOOOOOO
hug
would you rather be imprisoned in a mall with a Gorilla or a Grizzly Bear for 24 hours?
the sloth bear is not a lazy piece of shit, it regularly fights against fuckin tigers
gorilla
can i go shopping with them?
if so gorilla
Nah man gorillas would fuck you up
if no shopping, bear
yeah I feel it would be easier to come to an understanding with the gorilla
I am a friend to all animals
queue joe rogan voice
I have an aura of peace
you ever see n a gorilla fight
gorillas are peaceful giants, you just lay down and be non-threatening and he will leave you alone
just show him the food maybe the two of you can even do some looting 
Gorillas are not peaceful
Grizzly, if it’s not pissed off at you it can be easily avoided, and even if it is, you can probably scare it off, if the gorilla gets pissed, you can’t scare it away, it’ll just fucking kill you
gorillas will never run fades with something that doesnt pose a threat to them or is weaker
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making them more compassionate than children
a chimpanze could fuck you up, a gorilla would rip you to shreds
bastard
how to survive gorilla, look away, be small, do not surprise gorilla
how to survive grizzly bear: pray to god
still die anyway
How to survive bear, avoid, if angry, be loud and look big
lets say you have to survive a week in there not 24 hours, mall has everything you would need to survive and some goodies like a hunting shop
you play dead and then god flips a coin on whether the bear believes you or not
and even then
if its hungry it wont care
yup
Free meal momento
if a gorilla is hungry and it sees you laying on the floor it wont attack you
pro tip, go up escalator, watch bear try to do the same only to get sent back down over n over again
still gorilla
i would just show it im weaker and not antagonizing it and then just move away from it
it will live in its corner
i will live in mine
I would trick her into tarzanning me
omg hi dutyer
and you are?
rude
i have dementia
Man I wanna play Roblox
but i can still function
whats the problem?
i have dementia
okay i'm gonna sleep but will post something first
but i can still function
My mental health problems are as follows
- A few
- woman
- god complex
- but not really
- lies all the time
- unless...
cat
Relatable
damn, you should have followed god complex with inferiority complex
dont get cocky now
:(((
you can't be racist if you hate every race
remember what happened to the last gift
gonna go cry now
Double it and give it to the next person
can I join
Cry harder
uwahhh

Bye y'all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't miss me too much
me when she adds a third finger
ayo
gn ladies and gents and otherwordly beings

and especially YOU
she really called bulgarians "otherworldly beings"
you know who you are
its ivan
its me
creature from beyond the colours of time
obv its me
The Whitest Kids U' Know Sketch for "Hamlet".
blakroc must be one of my favourite LPs
That only works on black bears.
The "scavenger" bears.
Grizzlies you gotta play dead and pray they aren't hungry.
you pull that shit on a grizzly and you are fuckin dead
You mean the ideal bear for a mall scenario
Polar bears you're just fucked.
I don’t think we get polars down in Texas
Black Friday Bears.
with polar bears it sniffed you out from at least 3-4km away and decided to kill you
Either that or it’s never seen people and doesn’t do much to you
oh wait
something no other animal does
if they smell or see humans and are hungry, they will eat you
legit your fate depends on whether the polar bear that is 3 kilometers away smells you and decides it doesnt have an appetite for human today
so will hyenas, fear them
my fate depends whether or not i say fk it we ball
hyenas are intelligent in that some local villages have been feeding them to keep good relations with them
but they are still dangerous mfs
you still see some crazy mfers around smaller towns keeping them as pets
they would be trained by certain communities and used as hunting dogs, dont remember which species of hyena exactly thoh
tbf they are intelligent enough that they pose less of a risk than morons in florida or texas keeping tigers as pets
penis birth
yes yes we know about that pseudopenis shit
quick advice btw
if a hyena antagonizes you
getting an erection might be the difference between walking away or a torn limb
cant remember which one tho

808 my beloved
one observed female hyena straight up just made friends with higher ranking hyenas and climbed that ladder all the way to the top
mf went from poverty to senator basically
one day you're eating ass, the next you get your ass eaten. Circle of life
another fun fact about hyenas
they are more successful hunters than lions
lions more often try to steal from them
p!cat
they will ensure that any member of the opposing species they find either dies on the spot or is mortally wounded
I like this one.
Another hyena-fact @orchid robin
Hyena pups actively try to kill each other until they reach a certain age
Well, they are competing for the same resources. I guess evolution decided to make them instinctually hate each other.
to surpass metal gear
p!cat
they dont do that shit with leopards or cheetahs
csgo anyone?
they wont even eat each other
pls? 🥺
competitive?
they will actively kill out of pure hatred
All felines? Aside from hyenas.
I'm silver 3 tho 😂
like listen
lions will only attack them if they are trespassing their territory or they need to desperately eat
hyenas also dont have them on their menu
but hyenas and lions actually HATE each other
they wont try to eat the remains
hell sometimes
they try to make sure the other animal goes through as much pain as possible
These guys are dicks
like one lion disemboweled a hyena and waited for it to die
lion king gave hyenas undeserved reputation
Drain gang @heady crow
he did it
The absolute madman
I have awoken and received the green light from Falco himself
How mods see themselves
Rules are non-negociable
Nutritious
ayup
Can someone send that gif with two cats casting a fireball, pls thx
no
Ban
falco you should consider shitting and pissing about it
What about cumming
THOUGH I MAY HAVE DONE SOME FOOLING (
)
THIS IS WHY I NEVER FELL

@grizzled meadow
#🎪bruh-fart message
this one?

hi
Leaving for work 
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hiiiiii enjoy ur meal love uuuu
literally me
Also I forgot to say gm chat
Nightynight cutiepei
I meant rules are not non-negociable
isnt it weird that, everytime ivan goes to sleep, usagi wakes up? 
scorn?
- S c o r n *
drg?
deep rock galactic
Deep cock
Me no have gaem
skill issue
drg might as well stand for drunk racist gnomes
drill scouts, remove scouts, gattling blast scouts in the face
why we hating on scouts again 
satchel charge scouts into the concrete
forgot about that classic video.
P!hug @winged phoenix
Not much, chilling in bed and about to go blanky mode
Wbu
As you should
What kinda restaurant tho
Oooh
A bougie one ?
Nah
person meaning they serve it on a hooker?
Or promoted maybe?
u play drg?
lost my shit on the soviet anthem 
you are a macrocelebrity, i thought you are used to the fame
If I wake up to one ping in this server I just assume I’m muted 
p!infractions @sharp mural
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legit question for all of brainfart
@weary kindle
i dont. i expect ppl to reply to my memes bcs my memes are fire (or i reposted their shit)

【NEWS】Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon - Anime Teaser Trailer!
The anime is scheduled for July 2023.
Animation Studio: Studio Gokumi × AXsiZ
The 2/23 Massacre. Rip @sharp mural
This is a stupid concept wtf
It's the same basis as the sword one but with a vending machine

Wandering alone in the mist stumbling over corpses of slain femboys, this giant green man loomed over me. And then all was black.
The blood of the dead?
That was a good anime back in the day
masterpiece
Still holds up
live bubblgum bill reaction
0:00 Next Episode, 30 second version
0:27 Masamichi Amano - F02
2:38 Trailer Eva Special
4:22 Bande-annonce, garçons
5:23 Peaceful Times, choeur
5:52 Welcome to the Tokyo III jazz club
6:49 Gekijouban Yokoku – Asuka Langley Soryu
7:18 Gekijouban Yokoku – Misato Katsuragi
7:46 Next Episode

soo eepy




i wish someone would make a shirt with this

@gritty gale you were told to not shitpost in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat 
Uh oh, mods caught Artin having fun
He's a newcomer though
there
I'm pretty sure that Brainfart Exile role would overwrite the Newcomer role anyways
dank u wel
long legs and burgundy lips
rock n stone
We're rich
Ayo??
brings a whole other meaning to gas-operated
dutyerpg
Sundowner with solar panel shields: "I'm fucking renewable!"
Rather would watch the 480p sponge bob movie
Yes.
those arent cat kitty cat cat kitty cat cat


you need cat kitty cat cat kitty cat cat pills
Take 1 tablet orally and then mraowmraowmraowmraow
AND WHAT
Can we talk about the misrepresentation of gas in MGS
Where's gas snake
Where's PLASMA snake
NNOOOO
fartin on my roommates door ahaha
rip
Now I gotta play Signalis
Squingle after playtime
invest the next 30 seconds of your life into this advert please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjK1aUU2Dx4
Creepy ass sun..
Edit: 1 million views, holy shit. I never thought I'd see the day. Thank you all!
anyone who liked that anime has brain damage
its nothing but trash cliches
it must be the balkan weather
I'm not sick but I live in the balkans so I relate
i call that a cap
if you live in balkans
you're probably dealing with economic crisis sickness
Is the Balkan country side pretty?
Idk I live in a town bro
I like to keep my suffering urban
That's why u don't own car
that's why i steal the cars instead
a car a day keeps the romanians away
as a Turk i admire the Romanians so i follow their path
i have access to 3 continents and tea what do you have?
Non totalitarian government
No government at all actually
I think we failed to form one again
scp foundation summoning 20 billion unnamed mtf to take out a class d who didnt go into the scp that would kill him on touch
We don't, our currency is worth half a euro
I need to educate a friend of mine about what "Gachi" is. Can you send me prime gachi memes? 
send them raw gachi p6rn
is porn blocked or why you writing it like this?
idk it crashes my discord
proof
gchi porn
huh
you could ask ChatGPT
p!avatar
"hey shitass"
The beginning of sissyfication
me too
ew, new name..
go back, disgusting
hmph somebody changed my name
i had cute cat as a name
god forgive me I agree with maja
who the fk asked you
dont speak
go back to being a femboy
Fix ur name mong
mf is named lighthouse but the only thing he's lighting up is his re*tardness
name is fine as it is
No
I'll change it back later
I heard Nimble's got some fancy new skins for our custom guns, boooiis 
Well they do this is modern warzones, so, seems plausible 🤭
Ive seen fighter jets and tanks with waifu paintjobs
:(
what
Calm down there
free body pog
@stone blade 
Watch it bulgar man.
what he posted? i missed it :(
I am
hoes dont have dicks
Hoe is a mindset and grindset


real and true
its that one robot or something
p!prime
imagine asking that Syno what are you , a fucking dumbass?
i think its a robot but im not sure from where
i know that its liberty prime
KING OF FAH HABBAH
calm down Maja alt #54
yeag
Oh dont call me an alt of that thing
Man. thats fucked
you're literally a maja alt
all gae people are now nicknamed Maja clone no.1-1000
How tho
yeah for example you're a maja alt too
because its true
its easier to keep track of
because i said so
Daniela is a maja alt
No
which number am i
Clone 529 stop horny posting
Listen, i annoyed the fuck out of Madi wayyyy to much to be a maja alt
47
Those are mutually exclusive
oh like the bald dude who kills people
You can't be cool and a maja alt
yes
agent 47 is not bald
your brain makes you think that he is bald
why are u roleless @arctic grove
because he didn't talk anywhere expect brainfart
falcos pet
Cause i joined before the role bots got added, and never talked anywhere else after the fact
fixed
Bro Madi had a massive argument over this with falco

Jesus fuck, we litterally had a whole debate over this
first of all
yes i remember now
Now Iedy will get banned from brainfart
its just a an aldo alt
No.
S5yn3T, Falco, and Madi all talked and locked down brainfart
and we all know that aldo is french
Remove his roles, free my boy
role be gone
I just dont want another thing like that to happen
he ain't do nuthing wrong free my boy
Like, its shit that happened in the past
lets do it together
group masturbation
real
Is this a piss joke?
Or a cant pay for heating joke?
the ufkc
no its a i'm scared of noises at night meme
Im sorry
You have to remember, this is brainfart, we litterally had a guy not too long ago posting a vomit saga
and got muted
I miss my vomit reaction post
The crystal pepsi one?
It was my most powerful tool
bro like i ain't scared of noises at night
the worst thing possible
i get some wendussy
I own a black cat so noises at night and moving shadows are just him
cringe af
like i said in that same sentence
if you get lost in the woods
the worst case possible
you get some wendussy
it always goes that way
No it fucking ain't, the first woman that joined brainfart got bullied away by khaytill
we have changed as a society
For the worse
Brainfarts golden age has been over for a long time
POV: you're watching the mods mute someone
Ngl, it's kinda boring now
just stay here for a longer period of time
trust me
Yep
you will love to mute and ban people
Brainfart has fallen
We're all just gonna become internet personalities of brainfart
it will never heal
None of us will play GAMMA anymore, support will have ended, but brainfart will live on
I can do that at any time 
The old guard is gone, brainfart has fallen
real
Yes
y'all i got a new puma
omg bruno
its looking real good
omg syno

I've been shooting myself with low caliber bullets to build up an immunity to bigger shots
yes
why aren't you masturbating you lyer
im done
woah
this what happens when ya'll ban the funny people
wym i'm still right here


Funny yes, but also breaking server's rules and TOS
oh shit i gotta go guys
Nighty Night
saw a ghost on my bed, i'm gonna go for a walk until it leaves brb
i'm not sleeping lmao
see ya
bye love u all (except you, you know who you are)
Ever since gtanil got banned brainfart has gotten worse
Yeah, thats me
Who the fuck is Gtanil?
I wanna go back
rude
omgyes
me
Wish a girl would throw me into the basement
o' to throw a pretty lady down into my ominous cellar filled with ghouls (affectionate, romantic, longingly)
Mental shit?











