#🎪bruh-fart
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but im a square
Because slavery is a real topic, so its banna le
dont be stupid, it had nothing to do with argonians
now - best to think twice and check your memes
👀
if you have a doubt, dont post
ok yknow what this does not involve me and as such I'm not gonna get too wrapped up into it
not risking it
hi wanna go on a date with me?
W rizz maja
Nice, I'm from poorland so pierogies very tasty
i knoww-
which ones do you like the most thoo?
Meat stuffed, sometimes strawberry
Huh
russian ones are better than meat
Uhhh
wtff
No cap
ur russian ones are dogshit then D:
I swear, Polish people have no idea what meat dumplings are
(as in the selection they have is so terrible... And they taste terrible as well
)
racist
they put strawberry on pizza, what do you expect?
Can't be racing when i'm half Polish myself 
And wrong
eeh???
they WHAT
idk either, never heard of it
That's cap
mf has a different poland
good to know
yall 💅 gaissssss 🚬
Wtf
BAROTRAUMA
true
Very tasty peirogies
ewwwwwwwww
What u got against cats
@heavy peak

Whar?
Also, are you a grill? I thought you are a boy
omgg!!! thats my pfp, i mean, my name
huh, why suddenly question it

He wants you to hold and to marry
Your default nickname is maja
haii why did i get muted yesterday? was it because of the gif with nude men thingie?
so?- we are on discord
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Reason: loud noises in VC, fuck off
how normie-like are you to tihnk about that
it wasnt here, just got muted on default
Are you sure it was yesterday?

p!removeinfractions 1233
Successfully removed infraction #1233
Because you insulted Chef Boyardee
how about you mute some bitches
who?
You did. You insulted the master chef himself.
yeah i think so , saved you a worse fate
who?
grok would have muted you for 3 days again
p(attention) ban myself
awh, okie!
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i will just say many users in here right now are once again in the gun sights so behave
zip.bomb.exe
el no sabe pepelaugh 

Spanish?
I want to be dominated by a bloodsucker
oof
Jesus Christ
by putting it there he's even more fat
somebody remembers the name of the loud starsector enjoyer
dinni or smth
blue pfp
Real
is it cute?
Ranni?
thankss
he shall be eaten
NOOOOO
He is their king

its over

GUYS
WHAT?!
YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS
STOP SCREAMING
I FINALLY FOUND MICROSOFTS COUNTERPART
🤝
WOULDN'T IT BE MEGAHARD?
Keep that information to yourself mister
ok :(
gianthard
Thats it
real
post it, brainfart cant get anymore cringe
real

That mf will get burn scars for life
regular xcvb post
Legit if he falls off that bike at speed he might get grinded all the way down to muscle tissue
bruh i could manhandle all of them at once
You would first have to slaughter the waves of fans between you and them
Do if
It
Kill the children
.50 bmg inside
We call that 700 nitro express
Actually bo
The 700 is not a shotgun round
Its still a rifle round
Night
700 nitro my ass
“Makeshift” prepare for unforeseen consequences
Sleep hard
Anyways im going home cuz ofc out of the 8 planned lessons, 6 got cancelled
I mean…..yeah, shotgun barrels are built in a different manner than other weapons
Yall good over there?
well in tarkov that is
They will 100% explode
Im pissed that i could have been at home rn instead if wasting my time
Too much shot and powder will nuke your barrel
Go get a coffee or some pizza
No i meant that they are literally built different
In a game?
No like they are built differently than other guns like rifles an shit
Yes but the barrels can and will explode regularly
If the shot is too heavy and it has a lot of powder theyll fuckin kadoosh
Me when my doctor says i have a genetic disease
Just because they’re smoothbore?
Not all
I need to gave a channel dedicated to firearms
I will be your gun jesus
EFP discord has it
im gonna fall asleep wahhhh
Can you assemble an m4 in less than 4 min ?
I'd get a job there and replace it with some other white monitor and take that home.
alcohol is for cowards who can't handle the raw suffering of life
i dont drink bcs im sad, i drink to taste new shit
... which is why i drink very rarely


How did you not blow up yet?
last time i drank whiskey i get sleepy way too fast and got head splitting hangover afterwards
never again
Shit whiskey then
first time experiencing hangover. i needed to puke asap
I once decided to buy same whiskey they brought at the... Funeral
bruh
Terrible mistake, it tasted nice but holyshit did i not feel good after couple of hours
Straight poison was that bottle
How do you handle hot wine? 
i drank red wine but never got hungover. dislike the taste tho.
white wine is the absolute hot shit though, i love it
bruh
#2 would be sparkling wine/champagne
might be the specific type of wines you have drank, or it could be your reaction to tannins. Essentially the impurities from the fruit used to make the wine, left over in the creation process, create your hangover/migraine
but then again he was depressed af, i was not
And you call us sadists?
certain ciders do the exact same to me, but its really only ciders made from cherries/grapes. Regular hard ciders dont do that to me, unless they're 'dry' ciders. Wine is the same way
Fckin Киркоров 
if you want that fruitiness without the migraine, hard cider is the way to go
my mannnnn
Sweet or dry?
interesting, cider is gonna be my next drink
I live in the US, particularly an apple state. We got a fuckload of them rolling around, so why not have a bunch of craft cider companies?
I tried this cider brewed with black currants and slight spices recently, oh good lord it was soo good
i even got an alcohol store near me that allows me to order cases of specific drinks i really like. I could order 24 cans of this beer alllll to myself
as long as i can order it, i could theoretically just go pick up a literal case of whatever drink i want
bruh 
I'm instead that dude who shows up at his local liquor store enough that he doesnt even get carded due to his frequency
i dont want to drink alcohol excessively tbh
fuck, gotta edit. as you can tell im already drinking
I can attest, getting into the habit of frequent drinking is something thats hard to break
its easier, if you live in a place with shitty tasting water, to get a water filter. Usually filters out whatever makes it taste like shit. For what you dont remove, there's always sugar free drink enhancers
I still wear masks because I developed a permanent case of RBF during the pandemic, and so If i wear the mask, people dont ask why im always scowling
but i cant really differentiate different kind of waters
maybe bcs i get spoiled too much by the high quality of water
you live in scotland dont you
no
hint : third world archipelago
indonesia?
yep
ayy
i dislike spicy food

i got treated like an alien here
honestly the way indo ppl give spice is too extreme, it never the amount i really want. its better to not have it at all than not finishing my meal bcs its too spicy
damn bro im pretty sure you can make one at home
its really basic
I have ramen thats sent lesser people to the hospital sitting in my pantry rn
i like nasi ruwet which is the upgraded version of nasi goreng, just add more eggs, noodles, veggies, and stripped chicken meat
buldak x2 ramen baby, shit will be trackable through your digestive system
oh my god

i got lucky and one of my local stores carries super spicy korean ramen
dont even get me started
will add it to my "import eventually" list
i eat it almost every day tbh
it tastes a LOT better when you buy it from certain foodstalls
like they do some magic recipe with basic ass ingredients, idk which one
I'll go hunting for it, but i work third shift here in the states, so getting to one while im still conscious enough to drive a car is... difficult
ok now that i know everyone loves indomie, im gonna carry some when im traveling overseas
whats the packaging look like, so i know what to hunt for?
oh wow, glad to hear that
my singaporean friend said, the best restaurant is found in the random hole in the wall 
oh shit export product
i cant even find those here
Thats usually the case for literally everywhere you travel? If you want a sanitized version of cultural food you go to the high class restaurants. if you want the good shit, you go to the hole in the wall mom-and-pop shop that has been family run for 20 years. Thats the food made with love and care.
pretty sure I've eaten the Mi goreng type before? Maybe not, but I swear i've had this packaging in my house before, from the last time i went to an asian market
i like chinese and japanese foodstalls the most tbh
but chinese food are a bit pricey here
also have you tried rendang
it was alright. I've had better sets of 'stir fry' type of noodles, if this is the type im thinking of, but I really enjoy it as a 'non spicy' ramen. so if this is notoriously spicy, i got the wrong thing in mind
um.... i dont think thats how this works
man i feel so much pain saying this
one restaurant served rendang so good, it discourages me to eat rendang in any other restaurant
and now i cant go to that restaurant bcs its in another city. every other ones i go to just makes me sad
they poop egg in random places yes
repost with correct cropping
oh my fucking god
I have a fried chicken/fried fish place that im dying to try.
If only because our local stateside stoner, Snoop Dog, has said, verbatim "Captain Jay's has the best fried chicken I've ever eaten in my life"
Snoop's been around a while, and has probably had a lot of fried chicken in his weed filled life. If he say's its good, I gotta try it.
mod?
oh VE
i didnt know oskar had an egg fetish hot damn
snoop is a man who both knows how to roll a joint, and how to make the perfect food to hit that empty spot in your weed enticed belly
damn they have expanded races too
oskar is a pos anyway
stolen shit multiple times
runs more of a cult than a mod collection
most of his mods add unnecessary bloat
i only use a couple
we in the ce discord have a passion for hating on ve
honestly i've felt that after about a year of playing
but his mods doesnt break each other and he has TONS of mods. i think thats very compelling
and you cant disable any parts of those mods without cherry picker
btw ima post some delicious food stuff whenever i eat some decent looking food @winged phoenix
for example ve mechs should absolutely be split into 2 mods
michigan. Instead I am in middle eastern food heaven
instead we get a massive bloated factory bullshit
exactly
its not bad imo
random content that is just slapped onto unrelated mods
and also how many times has he stolen shit and not been caught
he already stole artwork for almost all his storytellers
i get tired when trying to excavate rocks
Kebab 
offered to buy dubs pipe code
all the spirit of creativity is gone now
it used to be good
back when it was just starting
it was good
but now its an abomination
im more like the 'experience the moment' kind of guy so i rarely snap stuff
i guess that will change
I think I saw a yt video of some german guy opening a german style döner shop im ncy mb its still there? Looked decent
Michigan is the dankest state this side of the Mississippi River. literally for almost two years after recreational was legalized, you could grow up to 12 plants BY YOURSELF, any time of the year. For your "own personal consumption"
They lowered that, because they finally realized that is a ridiculous amount of weed someone can grow with the right setup. But still. 1.8 ounces on the person and stopped by the cops? nothing wrong, officer, unless its in an unlocked box and reads over 2oz weighed
I could look for the video when im off work 
I got multiple places near me that serve a hummus to die for, and im a huge fan of their lamb sandwich wraps
most of my food are low priced so appearance is never a strong suit 
i ONLY eat delicious shit. its what keeps me sane
sadly no lol
easiest way to tell if the spot is gonna be good is if the people working the place have accents that match the region of the food being produced
british food is totally unheard here
if you hear yelling in the native tongue in the kitchen, the food is gonna be bomb
also biscuits doesnt even pass as a meal here
if it doesnt have rice then its not a meal 
Biscuits in the US mean something different than biscuits in europe I think. Look at southern biscuits
doesnt matter, its not rice
Fair enough 
usually those kind of food are labeled as snacks, served in high end cafes, and costs at least 3 times of normal meal
kinda weird how things work
wow i want that
If its angry yelling for more than 10 seconds its gonna be ass, if its angry then it calms and you hear crying its going ti be amazing
your gravy has ground meat in it ?
kitchen hell 
*hell's kitchen
Kitchen hell = buffet
Pan sauce is always the best
There is a firm reason as to why I will never fuck with waitstaff, or disparage the meal I have been given. The cooks in the states are usuallly under an ungodly amount of stress, and are itching for a chance to throw hands if the situation calls for it.
Ted on that bbq and gravy diet 
i dunno what kind of job you work, but get your ass to a grocery store and start working third shift stocking
easiest way in the world to be paid to work out 3-5 days a week
lmaooooooooooo gonna be honest, I'm an underling in a company like that so you just lost like 10 points of respect on principle, but you also eat ramen so it cant be going well
Underlings makes it sound like you are a movie villain
thats what I call my interns
See, I would love to do this kinda shit, but the moment my team gets fucked over, I'm getting tanked because I'm the "give me liberty or give me death" route kinda guy.
When I've been 'in the trenches' long enough in a job, I see easily how the job can be optimized, so i would implement that. And then the bosses would say "but that doesnt work for our quotas" and I would say "eat shit, This method gets product more readily available to the customer and can increase overall sales"
And then I get canned because I was somewhat 'aggressive' to a bootlicker. I'm a community focused guy. I shop at the same stores I work at. So if the locale is suffering, I get irritated because it directly impacts me as well
this is the exactly the way i would be a manager if i can wring it from the company i work for
Thats where you and I differ. From the prospective that I've had, the vast majority of people around me are just.... dipshits, following the status quote of the company instead of raising a stink when something fucks over the team under them.
reading this makes me glad urban planning companies are rather small and intimate
Until you have a city built like mine. Look at the Grand Rapids infrastructure maps. LITERALLY the city was built half and half by two people. These two fuckers quarreled heavily over how the city should be designed, and as such, there is a clear, default line in the city where one half the the city is aligned in one way, and the other half of the cities streets are on a different angle for the mapping plane.
Well we operate as ppp's so the city or municipality ultimately decides what kind of planning is going to happen
All in the confines of the legal framework ofc
Not there yet but im working on it 
often something that happens. The original company owner got greedy as shit, decided to fuck over their customer base, and a burned employee takes the experience they gained and rips the hold from their own boss, providing the same or similar output at a lower cost.
I can go full public service eventually if I get the appropriate title
But thats another 2 years of schooling
A friend of mine and I went to some mineshaft in the forest. First thought is should we break open the gate?
I dont see a gate 
a good idea might be is bring an air quality detector thing if you have one
Thes second one is taken between the bars of the gate
Yeah well it looks kinda stable
Famous last words
Lmao
nah if it didnt collapse in many years the chance of it collaping is very low
repost 🐗
Should we just replace the lock with our own so it doesnt look suspicious? 
nah who would go in the mine to check on a lock
Its not about the lock, its about sending a message
then just collapse the whole mine
Is that Mark and pliers? Whatever his name was
???
i dont get it
👍
explain please
SODA!!!!!
real
thank you for explaining, kind and normal person
the only versions of this meme i could find were bad quality so i remastered it 😁👍
Twitter - https://twitter.com/Wheatskins_
Discord - https://discord.gg/sm49dm9
Me and who?
me
real
Very real
Proof of what, my existence?
Spiiiiiin
Lmao
I am the mods
You can't do nothing
Leak DMs and bring both of us down 
Why not hydrate others instead? 
If only my DMs list could talk
I would be down already




idk, stole it from other discord
Might be frog fishing
Ditch phish
i merely travel to exotic lands bringing strange and wondrous memes to satisfy the dirty masses
Me with deuteranomaly be like 
That makes me physically ill
Maybe he doesn't want the bun
me
yes, battery acid helps with headaches
hydrochloric acid helps the best
full of acid
wtf is that second thingy
only medicine we got here are green herb juice
i'll use that
"green herb juice"?
yeag
Oh I thought she meant green tea
okay i'm cured now feelin good and hydrated
Kriegs 2 the revenge
Here's hoping that Daniela won't take it bad the same way
in what fuckin part of romania is it 2am
@weak jackal @weak jackal aloo
mimimimimi
Hi hi hi
my kinda town, gey
Analog
Swatch me do that
oggi alle
haha loud funny
yes it is
What kriegs again?
loud funny loud funny
Old man old manning
i'm a trustworthy individual
a fear has come to surround daniela having a kriegs moment
never lied in my LIFE
daniela isnt the type
the ranni dude would have a kriegs moment though
definitely
whats a kriegs momen
Sixth House Bookclub Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0-uZCCvOgRS982wZVR0IYb0xhtO8PY5I
Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind!
Dagoth Ur Reads "The Colour Out of Space" by H.P. Lovecraft
Read Along here: https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/te...
sorry it's an automatic sensory response to retarded "memes"
p!mute @grizzled meadow
You cannot moderate Falco#2063 because they have equal or higher permissions.
owned
this one's doing numbers
tsaul gudman
damn I'm famous..,
ZORR GOODMAM
welcome to the club ur cool now
WRONG
Father Garcia is Falco
gifs you can hear
He's literally father Garcia
oh right i said i was gonna sleep okay gn besties n oomfies
sleep well!
its 6Pm
darkness
Good night
It’s 9am
its always bed time
stop making bombs maybe
its 6pm
Me after I pee
goddamn terrorist loli genshin characters
Didnt know she was bri'ish
what's that one's name again
klee? I forgor
Klee
Klee
klee these nuts
my only source of genshin info has died
the sticker ever
Nice, and cute pfp

can't wait until the next generation posts "polynomial division" under every twitter post
aight, last one i have i think
"get factor'd"
get divided kid
😭
I substract you from life
multiply deez nuts
shiii I see how it is
crap bruno reminded me I still need to finish dos2
... and before finishing dos2 I have to buy it and begin a playthrough 
been pestering my friends for a new run and they finally found a fourth guy
but idk they just said "div soon btw" and didnt say anything else
vague statements are the best statements
LMAO
aha
Me
same
what? you don't gently caress the sides of your AK?
Where is the scar on the back?
grab her by the mag
the mag grab is disgusting
Pink is alt-right
"caregiver", right
pink is cute :3c
?
i can make that meme better, gib a sec
No
Those are conditioners and lube my guy
Oh damn, I hope I get this role removed soon, I just wanna vc
sorry babe, the fancy high cut helmet i spent $1300 on stays ON during sex
(i am financially irresponsible and no woman wants to touch me)
You have sex? Or do you tell that ur imagination
the voices tell me i have bitches
The only bitch is you because you duck urself with ur decisions time and time again
thats not very nice
So do I
youre going on the list
But I am a bad bitch
UwU
The ban list
Exactly the german guy who lives in gey says it right
Daddy~
Oh no
the duality of man
I am practically banned, I am stuck in this place

Good
muted when?
This morning
get fucked
Prolly 3 days or so
This place is way more fun then the rest of the server
It is maybe
i dont even play gamma actively rn i just come here to shitpost cause idk where else to do it
But I'd like to vc
you guys get all my silliness
Kekw

Cannot even see the russian channels anymore
fffffffffffffffuck

Is there something you want to tell the class, @narrow briar?
I bet you'd like it there
Old Shadbase server, or the HWNDU discord
no that sounds terrible
Is there anything I even should say other than "ow"?
Damn I miss old shadbase
sounds like a child grooming and racism central
i got banned from shadbase

im here to be silly not unhinged
How to make someone swim in depression for the rest of the evening in one short simple picture
im both
No for some reason those kind of discord have way more wholesome chatting than any general server with rules
If ur not behaving like an idiot
That is
Dont worry, the M O N O L I T H got yo back
M O N O T H O T
who even let you out of #931238326172794881 Macabre
Jajsbehwushdhwuwuiqiwiwjfuduw
Mono means one and thot means thot

too many fucking cretins use discord so i have to regularly witness the worst aspects of humanity
Ain't that what's funny about humans?
There's got to be a REALLY silly reason to get banned from there
Like being named Mwadi
i can explain it to you in DM's, its honestly fucking hilarious

it's horrific
This discord? Yeah was hella silly
ive had to literally inform minors they are being actively groomed and somehow no one was preventing it
i hate discord
You haven't seen the stuff that comes out from there
Ah
No usually we just bully children so they leave

might just be super unlucky but servers regularly have these issues
unregulated internet access for minors/children is the blight of humanity
Well search for a discord server with no rules but ToS
Gold old 4chan time when I was a minor
god please no
Oh yes
s4s 
Some of the best keks I had in my lifetime
I never rly got behind that
Didn't live in the states
Was more of a telegram user
But even that I didn't actively use
i have never used any real form of social media before discord
Seems fair
Haven't had Instagram before I started using discord
Chinese have their own app
never had twitter
Had twitter since 2016
used to have snapchat but i got rid of it a long time ago
Cess pool that is
Yes
You can't make me 
Grooming on a different level
hope both of you now regret your life decisions @heavy peak @grizzled meadow
how did you get banned from shädbase
for being even more disgusting than shadbase itself
@grizzled meadow we should apply their modding philosophy tbh, unsure on what to do? Just ban the fucker and be done with it 

True that

Daddy would never ban me~ 
Starting with you
I’m just gonna keep stomping you, you’re gonna keep coming back, why? Because you keep smelling the syrup you worthless bitch ass neighbor

You serve no purpose in life, your only purpose is to be in my stream blowing a dick daily, your purpose is to be in my stream, blowing my dick daily

Your life is nothing
vine boom
You serve zero purpose
vine boom
You should kill your self NOW!
deafening vine boom

oi cunt
what about me ?

didnt you say that about andrew
Andrew Tate ?
You are all best users however someone is always a little more so
Because I used it too much
Jesse we need to do heists
WAIT WE CAN SAY IT?!?!
Need for speed carbon intros here or what
Yea
P!warn @grizzled meadow using forbidden word
You cannot moderate Falco#2063 because they have equal or higher permissions.
he was too good to not be banned ?
You are missing the mod.warn permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
damn...
p!warn @grizzled meadow poopyhead
You are missing the mod.warn permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
You're the Discord kitten
Falco when he can say insults and only Grok can stop him
No bitches?
You worthless bitch ass n’wah
my amount of perms are equal to your amount of bitches
You worthless bitch ass neighbor 
Somebody mention neighbor ?
You worthless, bitch ass nicompoop

im going to un-neighbor you here in a minute

Imagine a n’wah like that having kids

Juno...
the fact khaaytil was able to bully someone away with no repercussions is based
The average day in brainfart be like
who, and when did this happen lmao
thats probably nsfw
dont remember when exactly but its in the lore doc
she was this girl
theres a lore doc ?
bruh
also whats that ?
i cant fuckin believe you can be a frequent brainfart resident and not even know the lore doc
idk who even updates it at this point
right click
YOOOO those cookies lookin fire
yupper
who are you again ?
@grizzled meadow 100% Real
Having a deep voice is truely a blessing
kys
matter of fact
helltaker is cool
I have tried that
cringy music aint
try harder






