#🎪bruh-fart
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already have, I pick the time and place darling
i will ignore the first sentence, im good
hiiii maxim
but don't worry, that won't concern y-
hiii catboy
hiiii madi
Grok get his ass
hiii dutyer, fuck you dutyer
why?
Daddy?
why not doe
NO
that is way too good for what it is
why do tho

grok open up to us it's okay "welcome to costco i love you!" RUN OMG RUN
because
ah, and there it goes, the fleeting reminiscence of an intellectual moment in brainfart
it's weird that the gun obsessed man is the one posting that garbage
Garbage? It’s fucking KFC
Eat up
ENJOY YOUR SUPPER
Eat while combat gliding
what are you gonna eat
The chicken nugget
the fucken grip?
Yes
why would you support boeing
I'm sure that's very practical
Eat the grip and hold it by the stock
Fuck off, I'm unloading this belt so I don't have to walk with it for the entire day
hmmm this is a gun, no it's not, yes it is, i am schizophrenic and a danger to authorities and shat quickly and swiftly pull out my wallet for the authorities without being asked cause i am a good person, (that was before i lunge for his service weapon)
danger to authorities and what?
Bullshit, you’re fucking eating the extra barrels you stuffed with mcnuggets
i don't have a dog.
You do now
As soon as 5am hits the tism returns
("sir it's this one are you sure about this?". take the shot dumbass
POV SBR
I would deadass be the kind of fucking idiot who had skittles in his IFAK
Jawohl
Dumbass? Peak performance
Also you put those in your dump pouch nerd
i need my emotional support f-15 raptor with micro-nuclear warhead capabilities
someone who isn't me has grandpa's luger
if you say ong one more time i will personally make you see him (me to people who listen to rap)
i need a WW2 style 50 cal. rifle
i love burn notice
get Panzerbüchse 38
dont get male rabbits
word of advice
kill them
thanks for the recommendation
So you can blow it up in your face when you hotload a funny 50?
sure
why not
can't kill me
Yes it will
nah I'm good
my elmer fudd lookin ass to the male rabitts i cant fucking spel
that looks so fun
H A I R
I'd love to be that guy
cut it off
Gross
lol
Kidding
go bald be based
It looks nice
made a mistake, panzerbüchse 39
being bald only looks good If you're a middle aged man
Liar
I would send a pic of me when i was bald but I’d rather not get hit on again
7,92 × 94 mm is a monster of a cartridge
Baby are bald af and they still being called cute
You know who you are Brainfart enjoyer
nooo
yeah but no one's gonna call them hot
I'm talking about a time before everybody bought their own shit to put on their rig
(This is all word-of-mouth, I don't know of any specific incidents)
Supposedly, in Iraq, there were multiple incidents were soldiers were found to have stupid shit in their IFAK's.
For those of you who don't know, the IFAK is your personal first aid kit. The tourniquet in there is for YOU when YOU get hit. If you're unconscious and bleeding out, your squamate is going to open YOUR IFAK and use YOUR TOURNIQUET to stop the bleeding.
This isn't for selfish reasons. It's so that the soldiers who are still in the fight aren't caught in situation where they don't have the treatment they need. (Hopefully, the wounded are going to a casualty collection point.)
youre brainwashed by feds (i have a gun)
god damn I get 20 replies after a few bnuy gifs bruh
I know what an IFAK is homie
plz gimme back
@runic kernel you like the hair?
That wasn't for you, it's for everybody else reading here
then throwing it as hard as i can at a wall
Ah understand le
However the world revolves around me
cause u fat
Hmm?
The original Paul Allen
Making Patrick Bateman a bitch
what do people do in voice chat?
impossible
Truly
i have been bamboozled
I didn't explain the most important part
There were a few incidents were a soldier was found to have stupid shit (candy, batteries, etc.) in the IFAK either instead of (or in addition to) the first aid supplies.
Which is embarrassing after you've been shot.
i am a danger to myself and others
scroll up
Very accurate
condoms in an ifak are always a good one
real trap shit
HAIR RED 
yes its dyed
Those are actually useful
can be, very much so
Optimist
no it's alive i think, no?
Put over your barrel so you don’t have dirt and sand in it
I’ve used condoms in the field to protect my equipment
Fuck off, I don't want to get stuck explaining why I have extra-small condoms in my possession
They’re dual purpose for me
i think we know. can u hook a brother up?
"Uh, Sergeant, I swear I need the extra small ones for the barrel of my M4."
i attained the black skull badge in swimming. and thats a legit thing in germany
Who do you think I butt cuddle in the field?
is it illegal to piss in baltimore? hell nah only if you dont get caught
Sarnt it’s time for your daily pegging
You should come to NY
"Why does your buffer tube smell?"
The whole city is a piss zone
If that’s the case New Jersey is the piss province

the entirety of paris smells like piss
hello guys
And you got mugged even in the city center
Hello person of greenish blue
Mugged by a child
In diapers still
Parîs
i don't get mugged, ever
Please leave a like and subscribe. :) Plz check my other videos.
Yeah you get robbed
In the buttstock sarnt there’s a reason why we call it that
I got mugged twice, first my phone then my watch
Also funny package warning
i respond with disproportionate violence and no regard for my own safety when people fuck around
last person who tried to rob me here went flying into traffic
Me in America but with my bliccy
i mean, in america i would tone it down i guess
but over here most people are cowards
If he were black then no worries
oof
If he was white and living in texas then yes

@uncut obsidian
over here it is usually enough to let them know that i have never been convicted of any wrong doing and that i will just straight up end them in self defense, no questions asked.
‘Murica
nah, germany

How to be exact ?
I know almost nothing of your laws, quite the surprise that you’re able to use force for self defense, ofc context determines most of it but still

i am 5'11 and weigh 120 kilos. i use my hands
You are a fucking giant mate
Being aggressive and big is all you need to win most fights in the street
Man’s build like a powerlifting burer
it is fairly easy. i am 30 and have never been convicted. clean record for 30 years, so if i get into shit, i always get the benefit of the doubt
Nice
I said leave my home or face the judgment of God
the fact that i never start fights also helps
I give you permission to assault everyone
i doubt that will hold up in court
It is like a pitbull mauled a child lmao
but yeah, being big and aggressive helps a lot. when you get jumped by 3 people and gladly accept the challenge that freaks people out
Just tell ‘em Dagoth sent you they’ll understand
« Dagoth said it’s okay »
chokeslams them onto the pavement
Why the wrinkly face
thats a bulldog
She wrinkle
If you insert a mouthguard, that will really freak people out.
Splendid
best it can do is sprint 20 meters after a child and then die of exhaustion
Marvelous even
if its arthritis doesnt kick in
Facts
thats a great idea.
someone once pulled a knife on me in an attempt to extort my phone from me and i took his arm and made him stab me in the arm
dude was shook
Seriously, imagine you're getting ready to fight somebody at the club
And this fucking freak just had a mouthguard ready
Does he go to the club looking to pick a fight?
got a pretty big scar from that actually
In the USA they’d shoot you
okay you cant actually be taking this guy seriously now
bad to the 
well, you don't have to believe me 🤷
Ok, i am confused. Did seal have fur or nah ?
The zoo in my city only have bald mf
Heisenberg seal
i know for some people it is hard to understand what growing up in a bad neighbourhood is like. or having a resulting disregard for your own safety
seals should be renamed to seadog
True
in german they are called Seehund
Seadog
based german
Just stepping in to those place gives you unsettling feelings
the area i live in is officially a no go zone
The feels of oh shit i gonna get stab
and getting stabbed in the arm was way safer than getting stabbed in the neck or something
Or some junkies with aids
true
Well my whole city before the 2005 is a shit show
like, i can show you the scar 
Junkies everywhere, gangbanger going gta
Until the police going full doom mode with the military grade assault weapon
I mean they actually going patrol in military gear
Slashed or stabed ?
stabbed
That is a big knife
yep
hurt like a bitch
also had trouble using my hand for a good 6 months
anyways, now that we cleared that one up
is it really that bad in vietnam?
When is it not?
Me
thumper humper

wrong channel
How
Nope, after the whole license to kill stuff from the police the gangs knows their place and go to underground now
So every part is safe
Unless you live in the mountainous area near the border
Since you know the biggest drug produce region in the world
yeah, i know
Also i wouldn't recommend to break the law if you were to visit
i always obey all the laws of countries i visit
common courtesy
vietnam is on my list
i wanna see Hue city
Nice place but crowded so beware of the pickpocket
i once hit myself with an axe
thanks for the heads up, i assumed as much
fucking hell, that sounds very unpleasant
i only proxy stabbed myself
i was, idk, maybe 10 at that time
the other guy was still holding the knife
me and the friends tried building a shack out of small trees
ahh yeah
and they entrusted me with an axe 
man, glad you didn't cut off your leg
and i was 10 and never used an axe before 
i accidentially dropped a hammer on my friends head when trying to build a tree house
Oh my god madirex
wasn't from very high luckily
Was it a large wound?
Tbh, it depends
Like i definitely thwacked myself in the thigh with an axe... a couple times in my life but never got more than a bruise
Since some axe is quite blunt
true
Yep, that's tru as well
Civilian axe doesn't have high quality as well
Also some types of axes (log splitting ones) don't rely on sharpness but just the wedge effect
But still that is traumatic
eh, over here medium price range axes are amazing
Not a LARGE one, thankfully
Thigh = large blood vessels
Legs are pretty damn well supplied in blood
Also the reason why cops don't shoot people in the legs
yep
Aye
unless you live in america
then its the head
Ah fuck off
over here police usually goes for shoulder/arm shots
but then again, cops rarely have to use guns over here
@slim osprey
The foot and the leg bicep ? (Idk wtf that part called) are good to go
over here police doesn't shoot
they capture and interrogate?
calves
But the shot in the thigh, that is a slow death
well i haven't seen many cases of cops actually using guns, not even on news
only in [special cases] but we don't talk about those
Real
Why did you disappear for like a week
what
What?
brother check yourself for dementia
Huh
I swear you did

Bro nah you’re fucking with me
cute
You like got muted or something
You like left for awhile
how much does he get paid?
brother
i got bad news for you
take your pills
Stop gaslighting me
No rank on sex ?
3 packets of wet food
@wary flume
sounds like a good deal
dementia
@digital quartz
Who say that he gonna get paid ?
Zaza
morrowboomer
Wtf
denial
I got dementia

it could just be that your perception of time combined with your schedule fucked you over
I’m fucking senile
that's like having an afternoon nap, waking up in the evening and think that it's the next day morning already
dementia
What the fuck
rome or cs later?
the cliff hangers were too much
back to back cliffhangers
what
I swear
The fucking vinland saga cliffhanger

Nah
Like nah
Fuck you all you’re all in on this
schizo arc
it's a conspiracy
seriously though, we are not
Hes just a big fight club fan, he got himself a mental illness to become Tyler Durden
or dementia caused by drugs
drug induced psychosis
rp'ing fight club
@digital quartz
watch "in Bruges" 
am i witnessing a human being dissolve?
ONE OF YOU LEFT FOR A WEEK
you didn’t talk
And you came back
And now you’re here
I swear it was madi
great movie
I was talking to a bulagriam dude
you could not
And
if we were united, yes we fuckin could
who
Someone said that madi had been naughty and someone
cars are to germans what guns are to americans
cars are to slavs what copper wiring is to romanians
Do you know what Greek patriots and Turkish patriots have in common?
The best place to find them is Germany.
we would steal all the fuckin cars
Bro I’m not schitzo
can confirm
that is exactly what one of your personalities would say
Madi is like mad fuckin with my head I swear
you're still in denial, huh
don't worry, the pills will help ya
No
i mean, you could search his message history and try to confirm your delusion
валис gonna check all of my 61.192 messages
i can see madi going through his message history to delete it
why would he delete it? the absence of messages would prove your point
I have two sides
100kg murder machine
vtuber waifu
JERE
???
what "that's it"
BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
madi never left for a week
WHAT THE FUCK
maybe youre thinking of maja?
maja was gone for about a week
i literally had a conversation with mwadi about radio stations 8 days ago
actual schizoid moment
Nah
no?
Fuck
it was 3 days?
it wasn’t maja
yeah thats around half a week, which can be rounded up to a week
so maja was gone for a week
No it was madi ciase something said like that she was being bad for femboys ornrnt spemtheing
what?
huh?
i had a stroke reading that

It’s only tbe thrtiy
take your meds, please
NO
or im gonna call the nurse
SHUT UP
what
you have been presented with irrefutable proof that you are wrong and keep insisting....
ok, the wisest thing to do is not enable the mental patient, and instead send help their way
BAD TO THE BONE
What?
Like more than 0 I think
have you ever played undertale
why is this in the gif finder
okay, i will now play hearts of iron
❤️
discord users when they post cropped porn (its funny)
the sans shaker
No I’m normal
p!warn @fading shuttle cropped nsfw gif
@fading shuttle has been warned.
how do i pull up my chat stats? *
#🤖bot-commands
Madi you did
I saw
You didn’t talk for so long
It was like a week
NO
three days maybe
Where the fuck did you go
Nah
You are trolling
ok maybe he deadass is confusing maja for madi
yeah, that is their defining trait
maja? horny? now you really are getting off the deep end
thats falco bro
How many femboy do we have in this server ?
madi aint cool
wait
you're getting banned
you too
yep, see
IT WAS MAJA
Madi is
I FOGURED IT OUT
i was correct
it was maja
it wasn't a week
i can peer into the mental patients mind
@uncut obsidian do we tell him
watch "good time"
and discover the meaning behind the madness
NO
uuhhhhh about what
YOU FUCJING CUNT
?????????????????

what
his schizo is taking over
fight club arc
YOU DISAPPEARED FOR SO MING
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nooo the safdi brothers movie
FUCKIMG BITCH
you will take ze meds
BO
take zem
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YOU HAD A BREAK
im calling the nurse
I SWEAR TO GOD
it's too much
I KNOWNYOU DIDN
we're losing control
NO
wait thats the german dub 
IM GONNA FICKING KILL YOU BRO ISTG
YOINTOLD
I think the warn for that gif is exaggerated
You can't see anything
I SOD YOU DIDN
good ass movie with Robert Pattinson
pov, his mind rn

let's spam it then

Literally me
YOU FICKIG CUNT
You would be the third person to come to try and get madi
This jail cell is gonna fill up quick
- the channel is NSFW so I mean
SIR YES SIR
only movie ive watched that has him is twilight

you would love good time because it is actually a good movie 
It wasn't that bad, that's what I mean
Falco
I SWEAR ONE DAY YOU'LL BE LIKE "well he posted porn but the channels is nsfw"
Falco
and he can actually act in it
Back md up
ze day is coming
hey twilight was great
Madi left got a three stash
yeah, the channel is nsfw
maybe not for the quality of the movie itself being good
sure
you said that porn was allowed madi
she left
but it was enjoyable
dont you remember
Porn is very different from the gif Alex sent, come on
It wasn't that bad
What gif ?
what about posting it again
spam the gif
@grizzled meadow don't look at валис he's having a schizo outbreak
First of all who the hell are you
Second of all what are you talking about
YOU GOTYA BELIBEBME
he is going schizo
going schizo mode
Im the fucj aroinf and find out guy
he thinks madi just disappeared for a week
Sans from Undertale twerking but it's cropped porn I guess, you can't see anything
You’ll probably remember me if you do infracs
but the person he was thinking of was maja, and they were gone for 3 days, but he cant accept the truth
BUT TOU GOTTA BELIVE ME MAN
99% of the server then
oh yea shake that bony ass
Oh
Local schitzo?
98%
So it isn't that bad tbh
Wdym you don’t remember me
YOU DONT REMEMBER ME
No it's not that bad
You changed your name and your pfp 
I remember you yes
i deadass cant tell who валис is doe
banhc
p!infractions @fading shuttle
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rn going through that arc
No
I need sleep

Madi
y doe
trust me you are not going trough that Robert Pattinson in Good Time arc
do i have any infractions?
I will find when you took a break
I know you did
we unlocked his super villain story arch
well madi got muted for like, a day or several
ok ill ask you about all of my 69k messages tomorrow
Because we still have to decide what we want to do with the channel since it's actually NSFW
Just because it's NSFW doesn't mean that we can post porn
you gotta watch the movie to get why this is funny to me
THAT
but that wasn't porb
i got horrible time perception so i cant tell how long
THATS WHAT IM YALKING ABOUT

I KNEW IT
alriight
YOU CUNT
jorjors well suhb uk, 1984
I still don't understand what the problem is, tell me with a message
why are you angry, madi got muted, what did you want him to do, type?
you were talking about someone disappearing for a week
measure everything in rome episodes
TAKE THE PILLS ALREADY
prolly after the gym ill take a good shower, put on a face mask and watch it
its a good measurement of time as a stone throw is a good measurement of distance
Maybe we are the schizo
@grizzled meadow there's the beginning of his schizo arc
Yeah I know, I saw the gif, I'm saying "in general"
He didn't, he was muted for a day
There is no problem it’s just that madi took a break to got muted and I wanted to say welcome back but she won’t admit it was her
She got a week mute
Mwadi is just our collective brain farts
wait madi is a she now?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAWAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SUMCE WHEN
KILL ME\
shit @uncut obsidian congrats on the transition
this mf
this man an olympic schizo
madi took the femboy arc too far 
madi be makin leaps ngl
what in the fuck is going on?
HOW LONG HAS MADI BEEN A GUY
madi aint a femboy anymore
😂
WHAT?
they became a feMALE
...yes? 
am i having a seizure
yes
what isa happening
It took a male to be the best women
they have always been a man
It's not like you can find girls on here, the girls on here are trans so men
mass hysteria.
HAHHHAHhaHAHAHAHAHAHA
makes sense
I KNOW MADI IS A GIRL
he desperately needs this to be true
can we give the oscar to this guy already
I SWESR
is it mass hysteria
Take the pills
I got a gf dude fuck off
it is mass hysteria
what makes you think he's a girl
idk just that female energy yk
its mass hysteria entirely localized on @wary flume
Is she called "Madi" by chance? 
He's a schizo
what the fuck does that even mean
brother this is discor
d
IDK
are you sure about that one?
you could say Madi brings the boys to the yard
"i thought madi was a woman, she gave me vagina vibes through the way they wrote"
what
Listen
I actually thought that Iedy was a girl, for like the first week or two
Because of the parrots obsession
So understandable..?
cum
Vanilla extract
okay, i am out for now
the parrot obsession ??? 
Finally
No AutoMod
have fun going insane everyone
well yes
seed
the loving parrots part
how long has madi been a guy?
man im going to eat pizza at my grandmas house this shit got me fucked
I’m so fucking confused
im not
Reality is shattering around me
Guy can't love parrots ?
take your pills
FICK OFF
madi, look in your underwear
There's only women in brainfart
best pizza in the world
nono its just that im used to mostly girls being obsessed with them
@digital quartz going through this arc rn
the matriarchy
🦜
@uncut obsidian wakes up
Maybe he teaching them the nword or to shit at the neighbor car
@wary flume why are you so utterly convinced that madi is a female
@heady crow
did he sent you titty pics or something
SHE IS
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT SO DEEPLY
THEY IS
WHAT IS YOUR PROOF
the fuck is this?
BECAUSE I SWEAR SOMEONE SAID IT PLUS THE NAME PLUS THE PFP
SHE IS
SCHOZTOPHRENIA
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People going hog wild on madi bussy
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS DISCORD KNOWS WHAT HE IS A HE
@wary flume
this is going from amusing to slightly concerning territory 
WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST THAYT
IM SANE AS
@heady crow yesterday on VR a literal rat came up to me like
"Ey girl what's up?"
And then read my bio and was like
"oh hell nah you a she/they, gtfo here goofy ass n-word"
YOU SIAD I WASNT
rizz
😭
what in the gotdamn
why cant people act like that torwards me
who gave this man a phone in the asylum
NAH NAH
haiii <3
MADI TOOK THAT THEEE DAY MUTE
youre my goofy ass
SHUT UP YOU BITCH
sdgsdgs<dgs
you dont recognise the bodies in the water
ILL FUCJIMG KILL YOU
you dont recognise the bodies in the water
MADI TOOK THAT BREAK
turn your device off and go to bed man
you dont recognise the bodies in the water
you do not recognise the bodies in the water
AI fucking KNEW IT
SHE DOD
HAHAHABA
SHE DOD
SHEDOD
I WAS TOGHT
FUCK YOU
I WAS TOGHT
RIGHT
RIGHT RIGHT
HAHAAHAHAH
i thought this channel is age restricted
deep sea creature
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
It is
floofy
then why are you here
Cause I can be
Oh, damn, that's the real deal
The launcher tube should be harmless, though
alright scp contained
now thats a deep sea creature
What in the actual hucking fell is going on here
Harmless reminder, grok is online
mornigngnin
hey thats what i said
Gn
What
Please take your meds, im begging you
Oh hi there, this is #🎪bruh-fart
Ight i won't
Why does it hurt here ed?
Just take the pills
I am confused
omg cori hiiiiiiii
is it what she said?
Haiiii heeey aksel :3
Cori haiii im a girl now apparently
Hi sister
:33333
Good for you
bruh
ok i lost the mind game im confused now
Can't tell if thirsty or not
I dont think nuns dress like that
gotta go get pizza
@winged phoenix are you a milf hunter ?
Apparently?
Real ❗
