🎪bruh-fart

[burnt swallow]

not often. this is the first time in a year or two

[dreamy agate]

If it’s often you’ve likely fucked your internal sleep cycle

Ah

Then it’s probably the blue light from your phone

[pastel quartz]

But weve definately retained the old school ss13 experience yeah

[dreamy agate]

Turn off your phone and stretch then try to lay still

[pastel quartz]

Like osrs

sips

[burnt swallow]

i will try in a bit

[pastel quartz]

Get apnea like me

You will never have trouble falling asleep again

[burnt swallow]

i am too healthy for that

[sick flume]

Eat one of your Xanax

[pastel quartz]

In fact you'll have trouble staying awake

[pastel quartz]

Fatmaxx

[burnt swallow]

what?

[sick flume]

Hahahaha

[dreamy agate]

You mean bulking*

[pastel quartz]

Fatmaxxing

[burnt swallow]

oh

massephase

[sick flume]

Mass effect

[burnt swallow]

pretty much

[sick flume]

Life like a toilet they be pissed cuz that shit on me

Remember that

[burnt swallow]

keep the memes coming

[dreamy agate]

Bet

[burnt swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-dean-winchester-supernatural-sobrenatural-memes-gif-16992306

[pastel quartz]

These memes SUCK

[crimson flame]

how to spot boomers

[dreamy agate]

https://tenor.com/view/god-vec50-gif-22062659

Brainfart conversion from femboys to Christ posting

Truly a arc

https://tenor.com/view/islam-allah-quran-prophet-muhammad-gif-13169247

Muslims acting faithful to God got me acting happy

[sick flume]

For the theme

[wide bough]

#🎪bruh-fart moment

[primal kiln]

name is funny man, things he posts aren't funny

curious

[amber marsh]

500 teeth having dinosaur lookin ass

[wide bough]

False advertising

[heavy peak]

So thats how it is then? Ok

[narrow briar]

This emote goes too hard.

[naive horizon]

I can't believe that this is possible now

[pastel quartz]

its 2:52 am man

[fading shuttle]

no

[pastel quartz]

in est!!!

[fading shuttle]

what are those letters

[pastel quartz]

nyc time

[fading shuttle]

why would nyc exist in a time zone seperate from the rest of the world, thats dumb

get with the program, it was 9:52

[pastel quartz]

it doesnt its because your dumb!!

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-gif-23094605

[pastel quartz]

nerd

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

NOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/oh-heavens-no-angai313-gif-22602123

[fading shuttle]

local man caught by the lowest quality of baits

[orchid robin]

absolute buffoons both of you

its 10:10

[pastel quartz]

OH

[fading shuttle]

yes

[orchid robin]

fuck he shares my timezone

[heavy peak]

Oh no

[orchid robin]

i gotta get out of here

[heavy peak]

Gmt +2 gang

[pastel quartz]

stop ly

[fading shuttle]

I am rapidly approaching your location

[fading shuttle]

Give me your copper wiring and you won't be hurt

[orchid robin]

dont have it

[ruby minnow]

y'all are faking your shit

[abstract path]

Yall ever heard of the game 'wood'?

[orchid robin]

hello

[runic kernel]

[stone blade]

Good morning chat ❤️

[orchid robin]

how are you

[runic kernel]

not to bad
Enjoying my weekend relaxin

hbu

[orchid robin]

also not too bad

[runic kernel]

[orchid robin]

morning is off to a great start

[runic kernel]

thats what we like to hear

[stone blade]

❤️

[runic kernel]

how are u ivan

[orchid robin]

the only cat gif i will post is this one

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

i cant get enough of it

[runic kernel]

Homelander kat

[orchid robin]

that means the cat is a rapist

[runic kernel]

Oh no

[stone blade]

I am very alive

@runic kernel aloalo

[runic kernel]

Veri good stuff being alive is better than dead

[stone blade]

hiii

[fading shuttle]

morning ivan

[stone blade]

alo alex

❤️

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/7a35nnJa3zQ

[uncut obsidian]

p!mute @maiden wind 7d Calling for the killing of people of a particular ethnic group / racism

[foggy mantle]

@maiden wind has been muted for 1 week.

[zinc compass]

I was watching that

[somber warren]

fuck just missed it

[uncut obsidian]

you can just check his messages, y'know

[somber warren]

morning all

[uncut obsidian]

morbing

[hoary elk]

buenos dias

[devout night]

Hi Mwadiiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

haiiiiiii

[devout night]

morning

[somber warren]

how you doin guys

[orchid robin]

morning bread

[hoary elk]

i should be asleep, but it's saturday

[devout night]

sup Dutyer

[orchid robin]

hru on this fine morning

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038623513323520061/1078918385636741181/video0-65.mp4

[devout night]

absolutely flying off this caffeine, been like 2 weeks since I've had anything

[uneven sinew]

Good day

[orchid robin]

you know what to do

[uncut obsidian]

inni

[devout night]

ayyy what up Kairos

[orchid robin]

steal the estrogen

[hoary elk]

hola compatriota

[devout night]

nah

[uneven sinew]

Hellu bruva

[orchid robin]

why not

[uneven sinew]

Hola Andaluz

[devout night]

ow are yah m8

[devout night]

cause I don't want estro

[uneven sinew]

Sleepy

[orchid robin]

steal from the rich give to the poor

[uneven sinew]

I just woke up

Lmao

[orchid robin]

steal from the pharmaceutical companies and give to the people

[devout night]

hmmm

okay maybe

[devout night]

want some gamer juice? I got lots of different flavors

[uneven sinew]

?????

Wut

[orchid robin]

its caffeine

[uneven sinew]

No cum

[devout night]

sitting at like 13 tubs

[somber warren]

[uneven sinew]

I don't drink coffee

[devout night]

it ain't coffee it's better

fuck coffee its gross

[orchid robin]

energy drinks have shitton of caffeine and they are not considered coffee

[uneven sinew]

Tastes bad idk

[somber warren]

coffee> energy drinks

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1078895708180062248/trim.D7C3CDB3-6890-404E-BCDF-2D4728913144.mov

@ruby minnow

[uneven sinew]

Energy drinks are far worse than coffee

[devout night]

not as much as you'd think, at least Monster doesn't

[uneven sinew]

They fuck up your heart

[devout night]

sounds like cap

[uncut obsidian]

tea

on top

[uneven sinew]

Used to drink then, not anymore

[uneven sinew]

That's good yes

[somber warren]

biggest cope

[orchid robin]

they fuck it up less than that bitch did (for legal reasons this is ajoke)

[devout night]

the supplements I got are great for you, healthy

[uneven sinew]

Drugs???

[devout night]

I mean yeah technically

[orchid robin]

GIVE ME

[somber warren]

Literally Heroin

[devout night]

caffeine is a stimulant after all

[quartz saffron]

I wouldn’t drink energy drinks over coffee

[orchid robin]

munches on cocaine leaves

[devout night]

its not drug drugs

[quartz saffron]

Caffeine is one of the most researched drugs in the world

[orchid robin]

still bad

[uneven sinew]

Pussy is one of the most researched drugs in the world

[devout night]

that's why I drink this nondescript gamer juice

[quartz saffron]

Of course

[orchid robin]

what about gock

[quartz saffron]

French

[devout night]

energy drinks bad for me

[uneven sinew]

Hmm Gock too

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1052276112828411934/frankreich_sprechblase.gif

[devout night]

used to be hella addicted to Monsters

[quartz saffron]

Sons of the forest?

[devout night]

but damn are they good

[quartz saffron]

Damn that looks good

[uncut obsidian]

yep

[devout night]

cute pfp is that from one of the Dragon Ages or?

[quartz saffron]

Is it any better than the sequel?

[uneven sinew]

I'm a fan

[quartz saffron]

Baldurs gate 3

[uncut obsidian]

i'm a motor

[devout night]

I'd say it is

[orchid robin]

what the fu-

[devout night]

ah that one

[uneven sinew]

Baldurs door III

[devout night]

gotta cover yourself in feces to avoid the cannibals

[orchid robin]

baldurs entrance 3

[devout night]

wait no that's for Predator

[uneven sinew]

Didn't even finish the first ones

[orchid robin]

it was mud not feces

[uneven sinew]

Lol

[uneven sinew]

Mud

[devout night]

accomplishes the same thing

yes I am aware

[orchid robin]

I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE AND I KNOW IT WAS MUD

[devout night]

but Maja looks like they are covered in shit

its why I said it

[orchid robin]

ALSO

[somber warren]

ok tell me something i didn't know

[orchid robin]

this cheese from yesterday is really doing a number on my stomach

[devout night]

I SAID IT BECAUSE MAJA LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE COVERED IN SHIT DUTYER I KNOW ITS FUCKING MUD

[devout night]

I'm Bisexual

[orchid robin]

it was obvious

[somber warren]

tell me something that i actually care about

[uneven sinew]

Joe Biben

[orchid robin]

the irs is at your door

[devout night]

I shot an ATF agents dog last week

[somber warren]

Based

[uncut obsidian]

im having a dinner

[somber warren]

mf the Finanzamt won't get me alive

[devout night]

but madi, I'm not there

[somber warren]

its 10:46

have breakfast

[orchid robin]

"we are going to kill and cannibalize tom today" the kid named andrew:

[uncut obsidian]

i already said it, buy the plane tickets

[crimson flame]

false, its 16.47

[uneven sinew]

Joe Mama

[orchid robin]

FALSE

ITS 11:47

[uncut obsidian]

19:47

[devout night]

would if I could baby

[fading shuttle]

CORRECT

[ruby minnow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/03xU1bLqUkwo4ae3flK5Di?si=6686565954354b1c

[somber warren]

you are all wrong. my time is the only time

[ruby minnow]

false

[orchid robin]

not anymore its not

[devout night]

Based

[ruby minnow]

its 12:47

[uneven sinew]

OOOH BUSTED

[devout night]

but sorry I only recognize my timezone

[orchid robin]

germany is not real

[devout night]

it's 3:48am

[somber warren]

i'm a time zone denier

[devout night]

I mean I've never been there so you are correct

[somber warren]

you are all delusional

[orchid robin]

lemme take my pills and see how quick you disappear mf

[devout night]

no shit, I was born this way

[somber warren]

do it, take your normal pills pussy

[devout night]

gimme some of them mystery pills dawg

I like to gamble

[orchid robin]

its viagra

[devout night]

even better, maybe I can give myself a heart attack if I combine it with the caffeine

[uncut obsidian]

how does that even work

do you get schizophrenia if you don't take viagra

[orchid robin]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

its very awkward for me to be in public cuz of that

[uncut obsidian]

just don't take the pills

it's that shrimple

you'll get 10 new friends

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[devout night]

viagra expands the bloodvessels and promotes bloodflow so therefore it also makes the brain go fast and realize that the shadow people are all a lie

therefore schizophrenia is cancelled out

[devout night]

trust me, I'm a doctor

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[uncut obsidian]

officer, you can trust me lethal firearms, I'm a csgo player

[orchid robin]

i tried playing that shit toda

today

regretted it immediately

[uneven sinew]

Sell em

[uncut obsidian]

i haven't played csgo in a year or two

[uneven sinew]

For 10 bucks on steam market

[devout night]

"government, let me join the Marines I've played Arma I know what I'm doing"

[uneven sinew]

'I've played COD'

I got the golden AK

[orchid robin]

my operations in arma3 always end with 60% of the blufor ai dying

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/heroism-requires-sacrifice-alex-alcheh-milo-dear-white-people-devotion-gif-16181826

[crimson flame]

thats how its supposed to go

[uncut obsidian]

I've had such a good joke in my mind but it's political

[crimson flame]

friendly mass cas is mandatory

[devout night]

dm it to me

[orchid robin]

dm

[devout night]

I wanna know

[orchid robin]

same

[ruby minnow]

i have 1k hours in ARMA let me join the military and kill some PKK members

[orchid robin]

is good joke

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus 3 G classes infront of an old soviet apartment

classic

[ruby minnow]

nothing shady is going on

[stone blade]

nothing

[ruby minnow]

[stone blade]

surely

[devout night]

Bratva moment

[ruby minnow]

surely these vehicles aren't filled with AKs

[stone blade]

?

[narrow lotus]

its a fleet for his local bussiness man , respekt

[ruby minnow]

[devout night]

Bratva = Russian Mob

[stone blade]

its in bulgaria you

[orchid robin]

whats the difference

[stone blade]

anyway

[devout night]

only gangsters and criminals and rappers buy shitty G wagons

[devout night]

you said Soviet brain went to Ruski

sorry I'm retarded

[stone blade]

you are

[devout night]

no shit I just said so

dumbass

[stone blade]

ok einstein

[devout night]

cirnge

cringe

[stone blade]

spelling mistake

[devout night]

cring-e

cromgle

bongo

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-waiting-impatient-gif-13690433

[ruby minnow]

you know

its funny how

mafia in Turkey

rides in government vehicles

and travels with government convoys

[orchid robin]

you know

[devout night]

why is the mafia inside a Turkey

[orchid robin]

its funny how thieves in greece

openly speak in parliament

[ruby minnow]

are government

political

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[uncut obsidian]

it's funny how in russia
we don't actually drink vodka with bears

[ruby minnow]

i call that a cap

[orchid robin]

cuz the bears are afraid to come close to you

[uncut obsidian]

eggzactly

[devout night]

political statement: bababooey

[uncut obsidian]

muted

[orchid robin]

even madi gives off such drunk vibes that bears are scared of him

[devout night]

babafuckyou

[uncut obsidian]

"drunk vibes"

how

[devout night]

nah Madi gives off Horny vibes

[orchid robin]

"To defeat your enemy, you must first know him"

[uncut obsidian]

I've only actually drinked beer when i was 5, like 1/10th of a glass of beer

[orchid robin]

bad grammar

side effect of alcoholism

[devout night]

political statement #2: Beer is fucking disgusting

[somber warren]

real

[devout night]

fucking nasty ass garbage juice

[orchid robin]

political statement 3: water is the shit

[somber warren]

bing bong your opinion is wrong

[narrow lotus]

@uncut obsidian keparika nahui

[somber warren]

garbage take

gods nectar

[uncut obsidian]

whtat

[narrow lotus]

balls

[orchid robin]

nahui means something fuck

or dick

[devout night]

bing bong I don't fucking care

[orchid robin]

i forgot

[uncut obsidian]

wtf is keparika

[orchid robin]

chuj i think means dick

[devout night]

cock, even

anyway back to the void

I'll go be a crackhead elsewhere

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN chuj

[foggy mantle]

Original

chuj

English

dick

[orchid robin]

yep

dick

cock even

also

the entire mod squad is online and ready to kill i see

[uncut obsidian]

he just like me fr fr

[orchid robin]

dripping cock

[eager igloo]

Ayo those orthodox chants slap

[narrow briar]

Precisely.

[raw moss]

Good mornin everyone

[orchid robin]

im gonna fuck off now

as my goodbye

i leave you all this

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nHDT5nrjCY&ab_channel=HansZimmer-Topic

[light charm]

I’m gonna fuck

[uncut obsidian]

fuck off ||bro ❤️||

[raw moss]

fbszsgshssh AWWWWW

[uncut obsidian]

i fucking hate you ||bro||

[orchid robin]

i wish only the worst for you ||bro||

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/crysis2-nano-suit-crysis-bullet-proof-gif-13579288

[orchid robin]

I AM GOING TO REPLAY CRYSIS2

AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[uneven sinew]

Epic

[raw moss]

Gaming

[somber warren]

why should we stop you replaying a banger?

[uneven sinew]

Walking dead man

'Alcatraz right? Destiny is a bitch'

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nanosuit-crysis-gif-25593706

[uneven sinew]

Nanotech be like

[orchid robin]

literally any explanation for any sci-fi technology

"its nano quantum tech"

[narrow briar]

Nanomachines son

[uneven sinew]

Nanomaterials have different properties because of their scale. But that's bullshit anyways

🤓

[orchid robin]

Im gonna be walter

[stone blade]

I need to buy and play this game

[uneven sinew]

Heretic, you haven't played it

The question is... How many have played ALL the crysis games

Hmm

[orchid robin]

its cutscenes are inside the game engine, it never takes you out of the game

[uneven sinew]

Because the first one is good too

[orchid robin]

the first one was just crytek flexing its graphics capability

[uneven sinew]

The story was okey

And it felt like a far cry game

[orchid robin]

they made the first far cry game

[uneven sinew]

That explains it

It's a good game anyways

And you can play as Psycho in the standalone dlc, another operative

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/4cq7CzSC7u0

[orchid robin]

i hate how some people scream at crysis 2 yelling

"BUT MY OPEN WORLD"

[uneven sinew]

He shows up in the 3rd game

[orchid robin]

"ITS TOOO LINEAR"

[uneven sinew]

Crysis 2 feels like the best game to me anyways

[orchid robin]

fuck the open world

i want that streamlined and finetuned experience

[uneven sinew]

I remember when I tested the online demo lmao. I was playing that shit all the time before the game came out, the piers map

[stone blade]

I mean....i didnt have money to buy games plus my mom didnt allow plus my pc was bad at the time

[uneven sinew]

And they had the invaders must die song from tje prodigy

[stone blade]

wtf do you want me to do

[uneven sinew]

Prostitution

(joking)

[orchid robin]

im not

[uneven sinew]

Metro experience

[orchid robin]

like for example, anomaly is good and all

[stone blade]

fking hilarious

[orchid robin]

but after 2-3 runs and all the modpacks it just feels like every run is a repeat of the same process

[uneven sinew]

Call Gock

[orchid robin]

thats sometimes the problem with "sandbox open world games"

[uneven sinew]

He's preaching against the gaem

[orchid robin]

against what game

[uneven sinew]

Gaemmm

[abstract wing]

average duty member (WARNING ITS NOT FEMBOY , ITS WOMAN)

[eager igloo]

Ivan hiii heiii

[orchid robin]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[somber warren]

ban this guy

[abstract wing]

no

its girl from helltaker 💀 not femboy

[uneven sinew]

Dooty

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[abstract wing]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-gif-25159854

[final cedar]

you trying to tell me that's not a man?

[uneven sinew]

Ban from roasting dooty

That's a drawing

[abstract wing]

yes

[uneven sinew]

Clearly

[orchid robin]

its not even human

[uneven sinew]

That's a matrix

Inside your phone

[lusty sonnet]

private Pole

Hmm

[stone blade]

crysis is 30 euro

hell no

[eager igloo]

@stone blade HIII

[uneven sinew]

The whole trilogy

?

[stone blade]

? hi?

alo?

[stone blade]

only crysis 2

[uneven sinew]

The first crysis is 2 euros

[stone blade]

where

I want to play crysis 2

[orchid robin]

yeah crysis2 and 3 used to be just 15 or 10 euro

[uneven sinew]

The second one is 15 the remastered one

Haven't played the remastered

[stone blade]

is it not this one?

[orchid robin]

but EA noticed the nostalgia trip some people were having

so they upped the price

[somber warren]

lmao don't buy it on steam

[uneven sinew]

I'm looking at game keys

[somber warren]

buy a key

[stone blade]

koke

mb

[orchid robin]

fuck EA

[somber warren]

fr

buy a key for a few bucks

[orchid robin]

still not as bad as nestle tho

[stone blade]

where

[somber warren]

you google crysis 2 key

[somber warren]

then go keysforsteam

[stone blade]

then get russian virus

[somber warren]

choose one

buy

no

[uneven sinew]

Look for allkeys on the internet

It will compare prices

[uneven sinew]

No

Lol

[somber warren]

dude i only buy keys lmao

saved me tons of money

[stone blade]

g2a is 1.79

[orchid robin]

i already have a russian virus, he is trying to communicate with me but i dont have cyrillic on this pc

[lusty sonnet]

Buy me some keys

[somber warren]

see

[uneven sinew]

Same, sometimes I buy from steam because they have the same price

[stone blade]

oke

we buy

[uneven sinew]

We ball

[somber warren]

same lol

i bought sons of the forest on steam

[uneven sinew]

Fifa 23 is like 25 euros

[stone blade]

platform is origin tho

[uneven sinew]

And it's a copy paste

Lmao

[uneven sinew]

Yup

[stone blade]

ah oke

[uneven sinew]

That's normal

It's EA if i Recall

[somber warren]

my steam account worth is 3.5k and i only spend 1.5k max

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/point-flex-i-am-strong-we-cock-dick-gif-17354390

[uneven sinew]

We ball

[orchid robin]

sell it for profit, rinse and repeat

[somber warren]

nah this is legit my only account

[uneven sinew]

Commit Tax Fraud

[somber warren]

When its asks for your tax region, choose outside eu (this is a joke)

[final cedar]

is the remastered crysis any different from the og?

they using new engine or what?

[uneven sinew]

No idea tbh

Haven't played remastered

[narrow lotus]

i heard its shit

It had weird lightning which was worse than OG

[final cedar]

I haven't played 1 with maxed settings on my current system, wonder what FPS I get

[narrow lotus]

1 is pog

[stone blade]

papypal did not work

transfer of money is blocked in bulgaria through paypal

ggs

[somber warren]

wut

bulgarian moment

[stone blade]

cant have shit in bulgaria

cant even pay

[somber warren]

lmao

they did you dirty

paysafecard should work tho

do it oldschool

[stone blade]

ill do it old school and just use my card

like on an ATM

[somber warren]

you gonna bank transfer to a key site?

[final cedar]

😳

[stone blade]

wtf is maximum edition

[final cedar]

you get a 6-hour sex scene with psycho

[stone blade]

seriously tho

what is crysis maximum edition

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[stone blade]

ALEX NO

[final cedar]

"Hostage" is a qt

[final cedar]

just like it did with my granpa, the jungle has given me yellow fever as well

[fading shuttle]

i have more trust in polish shady key resellers to deliver a game than i do in the devs making a good game

[stone blade]

bsg: allow us to introduce ourselves

[fading shuttle]

they dont need to, i would never buy tarkov

i have bought multiple keys from the poles and they have never let me down

[final cedar]

cock suckers

[stone blade]

I bought it

ggs

[stone blade]

they did

[fading shuttle]

wow, bsg being scummy who could have foreseen this

[stone blade]

tldr eroktic got fucked by them

[final cedar]

ye

[somber warren]

tell me something new

[somber warren]

again?

[stone blade]

no

[final cedar]

I just used the chance to call them cock sucking scumbags once more

[stone blade]

before

he was one of the biggest content creators for tarkov back in the day

[somber warren]

i know

[fading shuttle]

i wish nikita gave us female operators, what i wouldnt do for cutie usec waifu

[somber warren]

no tarkov is about sadness and cbt

not horny

[final cedar]

mods: exist

[fading shuttle]

its anime woman, not the same

[solar obsidian]

post your credit card information here and ill ask elon musk to unblock paypal for you

[fading shuttle]

i need it

[final cedar]

wowie

[stone blade]

WOOOOOOOOO

[fading shuttle]

first time using a reseller ivan?

[stone blade]

no

[final cedar]

chaos gf spilling blood for the blood god?!

[stone blade]

I bought my original non special edition copy of skyrim from g2a

allll the way back in the day

for 8 euro

aka legendary edition

[fading shuttle]

nah, cutie usec waifu with tattoos, but also that aswell would be cool

[final cedar]

sign of chaos on the shoulder, definitely corrupted by the warp

[stone blade]

alex wtf man

[fading shuttle]

what

[fading shuttle]

military women are guaranteed to have mental issues AND to have the ability to fuckin kill me

[stone blade]

same

its hot

I want one

fk

[final cedar]

also where this from? Tell me there's a whole story built around some qt operator getting lewd in the bushes

what happend for her to blush

[stone blade]

fk tarkov for today I go play crysis 2

ggs

[pastel quartz]

Do it

do it now

[final cedar]

good game sex

[pastel quartz]

My childhood game

[stone blade]

I never played it so I'm leaving this chat to avoid spoilers

later nerdz

[orchid robin]

the suit has a sex mode

[stone blade]

hot

[fading shuttle]

all i know is the artist behind dis makes some sort of military comic

[final cedar]

no knee protectors

[fading shuttle]

and occassionally gets kicks out of drawing cute women

[final cedar]

you're ||john crisis all along||

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

found his ass

https://twitter.com/migrainzxxl

[stone blade]

apparently the game thinks my pc can run it on ultra

ggs

[orchid robin]

crysis 2 is really optimized

like holy shit

[final cedar]

that ciggie gonna blind half the squad

[orchid robin]

they optimized the shit out of it

[somber warren]

welcome to old games, when they actually cared what they sold

[final cedar]

ye I remember playing crysis 2 on a dualcore

[orchid robin]

i played crysis 2 on an intel i3, 4gb ram and no gpu

[fading shuttle]

theres also a piece of art i wanna post but there are too many mods online

[orchid robin]

dm it to every member of the server

[final cedar]

4gb ram
🤑

[somber warren]

no gpu

[orchid robin]

cant warn you for posting nsfw if its outside the server

[final cedar]

just post link

[orchid robin]

@fading shuttle I WAS JOKING

[ruby minnow]

yo bro i'm sliding into your dms what did he send

[fading shuttle]

fine art

[orchid robin]

your mother

[final cedar]

is it worth it?

[orchid robin]

if youre into that ig

[final cedar]

into what?

👀

[orchid robin]

tactical chick in underwear is one of the pics

[final cedar]

underwear is sfw, post it!

[orchid robin]

he cant

cuz all the art

is in one image

[fading shuttle]

i can in theory crop out the bad parts

[final cedar]

just spoiler it

[fading shuttle]

but wouldnt that count as cropped porn

[final cedar]

[orchid robin]

when you put on a towel after showering, you are cropping your dick out

therefore

cropped porn

wait a minute

do clothes also count as cropped porn

[fading shuttle]

we gonna need a rules lawyer for this one

[gilded blade]

Well, is nudity porn?

[ruby minnow]

where is Skom when you need'em

[fading shuttle]

wheres that fucking italian when you need him

[final cedar]

is that part of it?

[fading shuttle]

nah

[orchid robin]

no

[final cedar]

I mean the art series

[orchid robin]

JUST TELL THE MAN TO DM IT TO YOU DUMBASS

[final cedar]

oh yeah. I found them

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021370868821151746/1078993627377831977/20230209_000737.jpg

[fading shuttle]

there he fuckin is

[ruby minnow]

according to media minecraft causes autism

[grizzled meadow]

Send in DM

[ruby minnow]

BRO YOU TOO?

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what's going on, I'm just curious, I literally read some messages

[fading shuttle]

sent

[ruby minnow]

i'm just vibin while downloading the 100 sex mods for fallout 4

[fading shuttle]

100 hour sex mod?

[ruby minnow]

100 sex mods

not 100 hour

[fading shuttle]

confirmation received

[grizzled meadow]

I'm allowing it

[final cedar]

Know the artist? I found it in my server but whoever saved it didn't give metadata

[fading shuttle]

https://twitter.com/migrainzxxl

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow bro i fucking broke my spoon while making pasta

[fading shuttle]

i deadass posted his twitter directly after bro

i fucking love scantily clad military women, i am a monster

[final cedar]

bro

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[final cedar]

the mf really just kept uploading all his artwork

I had to tag 43 images

[stone blade]

ohoooooo

we're doing it

WE BALL

[narrow lotus]

c2?

[stone blade]

what else

blind man

[narrow lotus]

thought it was 3 stupid

[solar obsidian]

blind bird*

[ruby minnow]

birb

[narrow lotus]

i remember when 3 blue screened my pc

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/jtZtGOL0A9s

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/JnOfNQ9VWo0

[final cedar]

movie good

[narrow lotus]

Sordin enjoyer

[fading shuttle]

his less horny art is also pretty good

[narrow lotus]

huh thats a stalker merc?

'

[narrow lotus]

his art in general is super good and detailed , horny or not

looks rly nice

[fading shuttle]

this is the man himself

[stone blade]

lol

I'm on the boat

[final cedar]

gear so clean, what is this airsoft?

[pastel quartz]

worse, range larpers

[fading shuttle]

nah he just likes getting dressed like that and shooting guns methinks

[narrow lotus]

damn gun nut enjoyer

MOE Stock with Pad
Eotech XPS3 sight
IR laser with a tactictal flashlight
A Plate Carrier with 4 mag pouches
I think he has M32 headsets?

chad

[ruby minnow]

ok Dakota Myers

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus test

[final cedar]

fr this prolly twice as expensive as actual gear

[uncut obsidian]

Iedy did you get the notif from this

[narrow lotus]

i did

[uncut obsidian]

@ruby minnow what about you

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1079001628369223800/iZaW0VPArHIT8U88xs2KSS0OTn41EzBkcO20YK174mI7LROh2DT1gUSodmdbwn9JECzeaMowR3pMs567-nd-v1.png

[ruby minnow]

what about me

[pastel quartz]

kowalski

[ruby minnow]

@uncut obsidian Madi why is there 2 blacked out ladas in front of my house

[final cedar]

you want to be rico but end up being private

[final cedar]

blacked ladas in your area

[normal reef]

Skipper

[fading shuttle]

skipper

[amber marsh]

Rico

[amber marsh]

Good cars

Lada Rivas to be specific

Lovely lil boxes

[grizzled meadow]

We finally have a "why your message was deleted" thing

Type gay and send

[heavy peak]

gay

oh wait

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

@orchid robin oi my favourite test subject, do the thing falco asked

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

There, you finally know why

Now you can't bust my balls anymore about it

@ruby minnow try again

[fading shuttle]

gae

hah

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I know, do it for real

I'm testing something

[eager igloo]

Gib banned words list

[grizzled meadow]

Hm the thing I'm testing doesn't work, obviously

Oh well

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have one

I only have a list of the words I manually allow

[heavy peak]

what about the list of words you manually disallow?

[grizzled meadow]

I have that one and gay is one of them

@fading shuttle send it again, I don't need the screenshot

Okay it works

[heavy peak]

@ruby minnow yes, yes it is

[grizzled meadow]

No it isn't

@ruby minnow send kys again

[fading shuttle]

kys

hm

[grizzled meadow]

Because now it's allowed

It wasn't before

[ruby minnow]

kys

[grizzled meadow]

Yep

[fading shuttle]

beautiful

[grizzled meadow]

It works

[ruby minnow]

that doesn't work

[grizzled meadow]

Nope, doesn't work

[fading shuttle]

kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

magnificent

[heavy peak]

[grizzled meadow]

The council

[grizzled meadow]

It was a test in this case

[eager quest]

oh my god i almost

almost

almost sent the wrong gif

[fading shuttle]

send it

[grizzled meadow]

Send in DM

[fading shuttle]

anyway

[eager quest]

no

im gonna get banned

[ruby minnow]

send in dm

[fading shuttle]

send it in dms then

[grizzled meadow]

You can't get banned in DM

[ruby minnow]

cmon

[grizzled meadow]

[eager quest]

ok ill send it to u falco

[ruby minnow]

ok falco send it to me

pass the gif

[fading shuttle]

you better hand it over

pass the boof

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 banned anyway because sent in DM

[ruby minnow]

alright its just competitive racism

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's 🏎️

[eager quest]

league of legends

[heavy peak]

oi falco

sticker

[fading shuttle]

Dota 2

[ruby minnow]

pog

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-steve-harvey-kill-yes-kill-yes-love-family-feud-gif-25412486

[ruby minnow]

i would say something wholesome about my mom but i'm %100 sure that it will be taken out of context and connected to something awful

i've been in brainfart long enough to know it

[fading shuttle]

just do it

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1039430075331919902/4-20f9ab9cee.gif

[fading shuttle]

be silly

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1068874830348304404/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

i got 2 main mods

[fading shuttle]

he cant install mods, get him

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

shit do i gotta post the punisher court scene again?

[ruby minnow]

it was not for testing officer

[lusty sonnet]

I'm part of the council

[fading shuttle]

imma be safe

[orchid robin]

What is it

[fading shuttle]

the tests are over

[heavy peak]

you can rest now

[fading shuttle]

i stole your guinea pig position

[orchid robin]

Good

Also got my phone back

[heavy peak]

[orchid robin]

They sent it on friday to service and it was sent back today

Anywho

Imma go away now

See you in 40 hours

[final cedar]

hey it's the boys actor boy

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776208924222160940/1078903840675475516/Handsoffwoebegoneworthwhile_c9d0a3_10313131.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1078838344169033798/European_Ridge_Captain_meme_with_text.png

[fading shuttle]

westerners introducing diseases to the new world

[midnight tree]

ass padding is important in cold countries

which i why i evolved the way i did

[abstract path]

Let me not

[uncut obsidian]

haii crystal

[abstract path]

Hey

[grizzled meadow]

Every song of this damned game is in GAMMA

[abstract path]

It's sometimes hard to hold back the urge to say something not explicit

[uncut obsidian]

real ❗

[abstract path]

Hru?

[uncut obsidian]

gud

[midnight tree]

what songs

[uncut obsidian]

honestly reading yours and other reviews on atomic heart I'm glad I didn't try it

[midnight tree]

never pre-order a game

[fading shuttle]

its probably a good game idk, i didnt play much because it made me sick

[midnight tree]

always let everyone else take a bullet before throwing yourself into the fray

[abstract path]

It should actually always be like that

[ruby minnow]

guys we all know that @uncut obsidian is part of KGB right?

[fading shuttle]

the issue always is noone fuckin follows that rule the moment they get even slightly hyped for something

[uncut obsidian]

or get the game for free and buy later on if it's actually good to support the devs

[midnight tree]

i'm not affected by hype mentality because i'm autistic as fuck

[grizzled meadow]

The real problem is the open world that is a let down, but it's because the real meat is "underground"

The open world is used as a "from A to B", nothing else

The real stuff is inside other places

[uncut obsidian]

I've also been thinking about downloading snowrunner

Just to try it

I've been watching alot of spintires back in the day

[grizzled meadow]

I still suggest to try Atomic Heart, the part before the open world should basically be the whole game but in other places

And that part was fun

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[fading shuttle]

so elden ring

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

Powered by weeb.sh

[uncut obsidian]

p!nuke

[reef lark]

p!madirex

[uncut obsidian]

falco punch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949276091988721674/1078822583979491338/edhhds.mp4

@ruby minnow

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995797706595381289/1045708691392966757/v12044gd0000cdujg5jc77ubu2mgdvl0.mov

[ruby minnow]

I hit the mall with my whole team

[rose ferry]

hi chat

[digital quartz]

words can't describe how much I hate the respawning mechanic

[grizzled meadow]

That's really annoying

[digital quartz]

just let me explore the beautiful environment in peace 😭

[ruby minnow]

Corsair spokesman has apologized for a design flaw in all of their mechanical RGB keyboards where it makes the user type in racial slurs and hit enter

[broken topaz]

real

my corsair does this to me sometimes

[digital quartz]

[rose ferry]

for real I thought it was just a thing with logitech

[digital quartz]

I fucking hate Logitech for making mice in the perfect shape with double clicking issues

well or love and hate to be more accurate

[rose ferry]

I like logitech because every other brand I've bought has had the mouse wheel break

[digital quartz]

I always use G203s because imo it is the perfect shape

but they tend to develop double clicking issues after a year or so I've ran through 3 mice in the last 4 years

[uncut obsidian]

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[digital quartz]

my newest one seems to be a bit more resilient thus far tho

[broken topaz]

Ive recently switched to a corsaire mouse

might fix the double click

[uncut obsidian]

what

[broken topaz]

might make you doubly racist tho

[rose ferry]

hiiii darling

[digital quartz]

damn so your mouse is using the desktop keyboard to type out slurs?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[rose ferry]

rad

wish mine did that

[digital quartz]

idk im not a slur type of guy

[broken topaz]

it also hits the report and mute button on all my enemies

[broken topaz]

clearly hasnt played enough CS yet

[digital quartz]

now that sounds more useful

[broken topaz]

also dont use slurs, use creative personalised insults based on their location

like me with russians

"I hope you get drafted"

[digital quartz]

I am generally not an insult kind of guy either

[broken topaz]

be angry

insult people

:(

[digital quartz]

only if you skirt your cs playing responsibilities

then I will resort to the most vile insults I can come up with

you poo poo head

[broken topaz]

D:

[digital quartz]

I am sorry idk what got into me

[solar obsidian]

nincompoop

[digital quartz]

D:

[abstract path]

Well i sure understood

[broken topaz]

man wants to spread dawah everywhere

aggressively

repeat 5 times

[solar obsidian]

wait is it german?

[broken topaz]

yes

[digital quartz]

he wants to bring the Dawah to everyone, "we can't just put the dawah in some forest hut and wait until people stumble up on it" slams desk

[solar obsidian]

ah nevermind, its middle east anyway