#πͺbruh-fart
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who snitched
you're taking the piss?
p!kick @toxic prism 1984 hit different, next time it will be a mute, your move
@toxic prism has been kicked.
idk i think a kick is worse than a mute
He can come back

probs wont
Mods should mod the gamma streak channel
He's watching
shame, he was entertaining
!1984
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ITS GROK
what just happen?
so who's getting a mute today, let's scroll
He is the big brother
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
Gok
Good
good, one edgelord less
Gock
What was his name tho?
someone pinged you?
What was his bio!?
what is that? what's wrong with that number btw?
He's also banned btw
It the year i was born
1984
I have drama in my hands but no context to enjoy it
When all was censored
||azov|| shite
Link to onlyfans
Username: AZOV symbol gulag AZOV symbol, Artyom in here
Bio: AZOV combatant
I kicked him because he didn't comply with my request, take that shit of your bio
I should avoid this channel
incredible
its the name of the author, Nineteen Eighty the IVth, who wrote the book named George Orwell
no shit
brainfart is clean, I'm amazed
ahhh okay
The thin line
Not yet
gotta read that book. Sounds interesting
Imma post it
Everyone told me but the FIRST time I get here since I joined in September this happens
A week, then the bastards will be back 
also i fucked up
beware the pipeline

we need to update this with a demote and mute
i looked away from which sim card i was replacing on my phone and now i got the 2 of them confused, i forgot which one im replacing
That's the joke
temporarily
People reaping the Whirlwind here
thats the only way they could mute him
madi's playing sons of the forest anyways
Yo the based lad Grok is here
In the hell pit
Lets go
truly, he killed all femboys ever made, he is based
Based
as in moderate or mod the game

LMFAO
Promote @digital quartz to mod
Nobody has enough energy to moderate this channel for more than 6 hours
my wifi is slow so any corrections i make take like 5 mins first
create a specific mod role whose entire job is to keep brainfart in line
that's falco
oh Aldo where are you in these dark days
lemme ping him 
well, see random shit you don't like > mute a week, fairly easy. 1 month like that and the channel will be clean
Like 6 hours in here and you become a femboy or go insane
no you see, because even the mods cant be trusted not to fall down the pipeline, this moderator role needs to have priviliges even above the mods
nah
Revive stalin
Yes I'm trying my best to alleviate the patch delay 
Not me
I have father Garcia on my side
general secretary of brainfart
Even so I never set an ETA, so there's no delay actually 
can we really be considered part of the gamma community, arent we the leper island
I just got this thing running again pls delay it
Wanted it out before 15th of Feb, but new enhanced shaders dropped, so I knew it would delay Atmospherics which will be the new gamma default look etc
Procrastinating, just like me
brainfart is the place where people when they get bored of GAMMA or stalker chat they come here
true true
and now plenty new games are out so I have very little time to mod x)
also i can only shitpost here
But I'll try my best tomorrow to wrap everything up and send the new patch for play testing to testers
Yeah that's me 
wasnt that aldo?
Imagine grok added one of those six shot granade launchers or explosive ammo
was
wink wink
you couldnt even keep madi in check, you had to get the big man, what happens if big man is busy
never
we need a general secretary of brainfart role
the zorn was successful
We need more dismemberment mechanics
moderators can't do specific things
We can call that role big brother
WE WANT A FULLY OPERATIONAL T-72 TANK GROK
like moderator on moderator action is prohibited
Kolibri?
to keep in line with 1974
mod on mod violence
moderators already have all the power
so make falco an admin or something?
and that is why we create a moderator role with priviliges above the moderator, this idea is very good and will definitely not backfire
Donate now to stop mod on mod violance
the only thing above is the discord owner
i love jermaposting
hmmmmmmm
The older ones are better
yeah but who would it be @fading shuttle
older jermas were better?
so you mean to tell me there is more then one Jerma
not me, thats for fuckin sure, i gotta take a nap
yeah also other types of memes too
what? why? 
Better meme
but he was the grim reaper of brainfart
yes
isn't it weird that this is all connected
Aldo starts dealing with irl things
Promote Falco to server owner
and femboys rise
what meme?
Sex meme man
I am confused

No Genshin video
do the FNV video
I didn't called him though 
And unfortunately it's not like I can do much with a moderator, we have the same powers
I tried more than once to keep the whole thing in check but if the mf literally goes against me, what can I even do? I can't modify his roles, only Grok can do that
I tried to talk with him, he put the blame on me, I had to directly put a 1984 on everything
Like he cannot do that, he clearly isn't a fucking moderator
Oh right now he's a femboy, it would go against him, fuck off
I was thinking on making it after the one I'm making
Pooty
i feel like you are taking my sarcastic remarks seriously, i apologise if you thought i was being serious
Yes 
i just thought the concept of someone standing above the mods is funny

@grizzled meadow show your infractions
p!infractions @grizzled meadow
This user has no infractions.
"0"
Obviously
show mine falco

He's clean
show our memories
There's mods with infractions so
Falco: can we please stop posting femboy shit for just a day please?
Everyone: no ew
Grok:
p!infractions @lusty sonnet
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 12/20/2022 10:46pm UTC
Reason: he played with my feelings, this warn need to stay
good
what about my infractions
I clipped this falco be proud of me
Am I clean?
madi v falco
LIQUIDDD
which one is the femboy
i was the opposite of clean till *edy cleaned my slate
MADIIIIIIII!
FALCOOOOOO!
Fuck it my PS3 is going to be plugged in again, I need to play MGS4
and then GrokDie comes in and kills liquid mwadi
Play little big planet
!1984 engaging in this discourse is prohibited and will result in mutes
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MGS4 is such an absolute piece of shit, why do I love it
because its amazing
because it's MGS
yeah but it's the WORST ONE
so why is it FUN
worst one
fucking god dammit
but Falco! PS3 has no games

also shit this doin numbers
ok fine yeah but BEFORE that
survive exists
ok BEFORE 5 and BEFORE Survive
MGSV was the worst, but its still an MGS game, and very enjoyable
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
it has MGS, what more do you need?
I liked it but then again I've only played 2 of the games so
were those two games mgs v and metal gear rising revengeance
no he wasn't
nah PlayStation 1 Metal Gear Solid and MGSV
I've never played the wonderful shitpost known as MGRR
Snake eater tho
try playing MGRRR
he looks like a child predator
MGR was a wonderful hack 'n slash
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Mf out here, not knowing the lore n talking shit
WHAT A THRILLLLLL
can we get a estimation of how long that ladder was
A lot
about yay big
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4 hour long video essay to explain how long the ladder is
can someone mute Falco he is spamming ladders
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my discord fucking lags out if i try to ctrl c ctrl v it
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wish i could mute falco
but i'd get warned again for hurting his feelings
Sì
so fragile
Bene
hello nerds
these bots are getting fuckin wild
@edgy abyss post that potion seller emote you have
they even have a channel full of those π #βπ°β’newbies-chat
i KNEW it was going to be valco that makes a potionseller joke
yeah this ones doing numbers
ALWAYS
limensk. these are becoming creative
v for falco
Yeah also new nickname dropped
i like how madirex is still checking brainfart and reacting with emotes
Guess I'll remove that
he's communicating
Nooo I mean... It's a joke...

hello madi 
I literally have the other video saved called you'll like this one
brb iβm playing on a zomboid rp server rn
rp? kek
some asshole just insulted my fucking bathrobe
ah yes, the biggest concern in a zombie apocalypse
kick his balls
iβm a priest
i need a damn robe
Has anyone seen the stream on lobby 2 English?
so what if itβs bright pink and fluffy?
curse them with a zombie infection or sum idk
iβm going to go bully this man
simply just kill them
β»οΈβ»οΈβ»οΈβ»οΈ
6 people watching a dude move a screen around for God knows how long
I have a very important announcement
there is no stream in lobby 2
you're delusional
wake up
it better be
Not anymore
bro is going full schizo
And it was absolutely weird
ban, this deserves a mute, kick, invite back, mute again and then ban
kill him (in minecraft)
sad bababooey noises
nvm its pipebomb time
Dutyer is a Furry confirmed
weren't you going to like pipebomb my house or something
only Furries threaten people with pipebombs
Why is it in Spanish
exposed
thats still in the works
projecting
why aren't you in spanish?
woah hold your horses he didnt talk about [redacted]
nah I already know I'm lowkey a Furry
I have no shame in admitting it
Cause I'm polish
WHAT

WAIT WAIT WAIT
so i was right
SO WE GOT MAC, THE SNAJPER GUY, MAJA, ME AND NOW KAIROS?
the polish are taking over
A user made this
you are not polish
you're greek
50/50
you live right beside me
im a hybrid bitch
damn hit him with the diaspora
i take both greek cuisine as food and pierogi
man I wish I was from a funny little EU country 
im fuel efficient
where are you from?
the unfunny one
Canada 
could have been worse
idk Canada kinda funny
could have been balkans
true I could be from Quebec!
exactly
goddamn French Canadians
I work with Serbians
Nova Scotia 

All I can say is yes to this
not even the balkans want to live in the balkans
The problem is that they're all together lmao
the funniest scenario ive seen
is a greek and a turk arguing whose country is better
while they were both in berlin
I love your national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1p_W_7Q3QA
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@DOLLABiLLGATES
tbh
me and Dutyer
fixed
Turk Greek relationships
Air canada
β€οΈ
Wtf
Taunting much?
i wont live in berlin
i won't too
IS THAT THE FUCKING SHARK TOOTH MAN
okay, update to the asshole who insulted my robe
Feel proud
i bullied him so hard that he ran away, accidentally broke his leg and then killed his character
no he is as Floridian as they come but he loves Canada
this is what true power is
aight imma kill him
wtf? in real life?
fake canadian smh
you ever casually stroll away and- FUCK MY LEG IS BROKEN
yes. he killed his character in real life
but he is ballin in Nova Scotia
People in this chat admitting murder n shiet
nah man this is the real national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
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on the...
and it slaps too
lowkey

I hate that my mother is in denial
ew (insert area i dont like) cringe
basically
it's Canada everywhere in this Country is cringe

some more than others
idk man, Toronto has an NBA team. Thats pretty cool

Where the fuck did i walk into
brainfart
FUCK THE NBA
smh my head
Why so much affection lately ,3,
nah this is cap I don't care bout the NBA
man bout to take on an entire nba team
why is this channel so full of non sporstball watching nerds
Sportsball
Not ME
Aw :<
i watch football
idk what u mean by sportsball
call me Piper Perri if you know what I mean

no I don't think I will
unfortunately i learned her name like a week ago
bread model
wait what
Real math
@stone blade lol Artyom got banned
cause sports are cringe (not actually I just don't really care for em, if you like them that's cool though
)
How 
nah i think he raged to falco and got banned
But he said he ain't coming back
If he rejoined without editing his bio he most likely got banned
Bruh
sports are cringe when its less about the sport and more about pleasing the shareholders
Maths
Damn right it is
Why would you want to see sports, when you can play them
Sport ist mord
I prefer my lifestyle anyway
I cant wait for summer to play some pickup hoops again
Soccer
It's so goddamn stupid
HERE THERE HAVE BEEN KILLINGS IN THE NAME OF FOOTBALL TEAMS
it's like that over here too
I'M so goddamn stupid
I have to hear my neighbors shout every single time there's a match
well yeah your sportsfans are kinda insane
Damn right
Yes, because you wrote idiot wrong one time i was talking to you

exactliiii
I agree -3-
I just don't get it
I have seen it too
And i don't get it either
23:45 and they shouting like shit
Mister beaaaaaaaast
literally me fr fr
Mister Freddy
It's fucking 11pm and their like "ole ole ole ole"
go to sleep goddamnit
Yesterday, there was a Barcelona vs Manchester match and they were shouting (they like Manchester)
And I couldn't hear shit in my own TV (I was watching Hunters the TV show)
Yeah i like mens chest too 
here after a major football match its not safe to walk in the streets cuz you might get stabbed by said football fans
Ole ole ja pierdolΔ
Ola
Goddamn
tylko jedno w glowie mam
May i stab back???
koksu piec gram
see this is why I don't like sports, people be fucking insane with it
odleciec sam
oh no POLAND
KOKSU PIΔΔ GRAM
w krajne zapomnienia
Sounds like the typical gang rivalry
yes it's only fair
ODLECIEΔ SAM
we are talking about gangs of up to 20
who you gonna stab back
W KRAINΔ ZAPOMNIENIAA
I dont do that btw
That's fucked up man
Bomb them.
@split carbon
I just watch NBA games at 2am and die inside
Tbh fuck toxic football communities
I already do that just without the Sports 
No I mean not literally
we could switch, you get to live in germany and I get to watch NBA games at reasonable times
I know i was just temptet to make that joke 
If their a no brainer it's like they had an air fryer and actually fried air
sure Germany sounds cool
It can be
Just watch out for some idiots
hope you enjoy cold ass wintery Canada
I would ;0
Tbh same
y'all say that but it sucks here
Enough to bring a grown man to tears π
ANABOLIC SWAG
i'm gonna go psycho mode on your ass falco 
After all I'm an eastern european bear
Gn friends
It sucks here too, difference? 
Gn rav, sleep well
el roma?
It isn't the gun that makes the man
It's the ammunition
Pure steel
Im bout to go make some food and brew coffee
Then study
Well see about it later when i get back from the gym
Octavian lookin ahh
I just hate bein sick bro
I fuckin hate this
just don't be sick 
Man
Octavian
I'd rather be tranquillized
Good/bad guy
I can hear this gif 

By caesarean propaganda hes best boy
Please choke me
Lol
Actually no, don't
I mean he did a lot of good things, and people that could have said bad things were murdered so ... yeah
PICK ONE DAMNIT
AAAAAAAAAA
He 'founded' the city I live in
Or that's what the historians say
he commissioned a lot of roads and outposts to be built
My city was founded in the 1800s when mfs thought "yeah this place needs a town with a marketplace"
the postal network
When i kill all the "bad" people then there won't be much more left of humanity
Brainfart mods in a nutshell
Why
!1984
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because I no want live
I don't want to either part wise
Atleast live for others
was your city founded as part of the postal network?
Le wut



It isnt 2010 anymore

oh hell yeah I've always wanted a dedicated room to smoke crack in!
sign me up
my town is from like 1240
because they thought
Crac is addictive
"oi this a good place for a monastery"
Cracc
impossible
Based
triangulating
Our oldest city is from around 1200
I can just tell you where I live
More like delish lul
sending the details to 4chan
do it
where is the fun in that?
no don't do it I'm kidding
π€£π€£π€£
I hate this floor plan
Not up to german code?
Damn...
its missing the weed smoking balcony
can confirm
No, my city was colonized before Octavian came to power. It's in the coast and it was important for them because of the trade routes
Octavian basically made it a city
Before that It was just a small point in the map, that had Iberian/Celtic Tribes
yes this, and windows on 3 walls 
also i lied my town was first mentioned in 1185
Lol
793 here
Hell
@broken topaz what country you are from?
lichtenstein
Denmark

Tuvalu
We gotta be more consistent with our lies
It sounds old and i like it
we gotta attune telepathically
Tsekkoslovakia ?

Tomb omb lives in Jerusalem
@broken topaz no way mine too 

old man clueless about technology
@broken topaz π€£π

I live in Jerusalem too man!
Wo
stop im dead ππ
brainfart friday
Says you 
Operation Paperclip
trueeee
Brooo
π
Youre literally a child
I love him
all of us do
wait doesn't he have a wife?
Just imagine, when ill be tombs age hell be 38
isnt he already?
Trueeee
π you dont have to do me like that
tomb you're like a year older than my brother i think

Tomb Raider
I will never talk again
Tomb is older by a year than one of mine
I'm 45 
@digital quartz hello grandpa
have you finished bowser 3 yet
old man
no
and I will die of old age before I will
a cute little old man
Kino pfp
shouldnt take me too long
rome enjoyer
Cori a rome enjoyer now too?
I LOVE caesarian propaganda
I will enjoy more rome when you finish one 16 star timed run
but fr I didnt have time, I will probably this weekend and get my splits in
as in do a whole run
Pullo better
and then you can laugh at my time

Pullo best boywife
Bruno had a personal interest in Vorenus 
pullo more like pull-on this dick
Shut up hes good looking
wassup baby take me out to dinna
Is that the one you can lock the old man in the freezer?
Probably
no that's the second one
ye
wait
no
Haven't played it
I remember playing that one when i was a small child
dont you dare make the joke
Tomb was already finishing his bach degree at the time

no luck?
Ja?
Nope
Too stiff

But good man
shiii and just an hour of service again?
arent all good men stiff?
Not mine ,_,
rob a bank and go private
But he's a good man anyway
Hes a tsundere :3
Idk man
Alright let me just pay 200 euros an hour for private consults

thats where the bank robbing comes in
Literally me
I dont wanna be the second person in my family to go to jail for robbing a bank
Just take everything out of the bank
The wha?
Say whaaaaat
why? sounds like a fun family activity
Tomb what the heck 
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I wanna say three people in my family have been in prison

My uncle for robbing a bank
Ich bin professioneller FettnΓ€pfchen treter
is, is your aunt not in prison anymore? 
Wait no not my aunt
my grandma's sister
Oh no she's free
she only did a few years
wait like
intentionally or out of negligence
maybe it was negligence
uh oh
god i hope it wa-
Bro
She had a kid and was dating someone new
and her new BF didnt want kids
so he said
"Its me or the kid"
so she killed the kid
...
Β―_(γ)_/Β―

THATS NOT WHAT THE PHRASE IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THAY
your aunt should be locked away from the society
just saying
THE trademark society?
Well i corrected myself, its my grandmas sister, not my aunt
i was about to say shes dead
but no
i met her like a few months ago

your grandmas sister should be locked away from the society
Probably
YOUR FAMILY STILL HAS CONTACT WITH HER?
She was invited to my grandma's birthday
WHAT
She even has a new son now
WHAT
that must be awkward
I like how
do tell him, his mother is a monster
She once watched over my brother when he was a kid
yeah like it happened many times
well it probably isnt exactly new for Cori
Which my mom wasnt happy about
WHY WOULD THEY LET HER DO THAT
Like 63
because this was after the killing
My grandma still trusted her
YOUR GRANDMA IS BLIND AF
She's just stupid
blind and stupid
and always was a little confused
"family is everything" fuck that, she killed her own kid. I would file a restraining order against her
so uhhh those omelettes amirite? haha 
oh hey timmy, why dont you go to your room where there are no adults (or schizophrenic murderers)
.........................
atleast the police at the time suspected foul play
But he did deserve it
as far as i heard
yeah there is something wrong with your family bruh
I dunno my grandpa was apparently an abusive drunk
to his kids and his wife
and one day the breaks on his car didnt work
i've had domestic violence and fights in my family too
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
but like wtf
i am thinking of doing a joke, but now is not the time
what else
all this just makes me question if you're even a sane person
Dutyer interrogating now
your uncle was part of the terrorist group that killed those olympic athletes in germany?
no my uncle went to prison for robbing a bank
any casualties during said robbery?
Nope
did he rob the bank to acquire money for the terrorist group?
he cool
Nope for self interest
eh, then based
do casualties happen often in European bank robberies?
I feel like thats kinda rare
I dont imagine there are that many bank robberies in europe
I've only been part of one once
to begin with
european bank robberies are rare
banks rob us on the daily and cause economies to crash and go away scot free, only fair you return the favor
real
real lets rob a bank
apparently half of all europes bank robberies happen in italy
that is the morale of this story
oggi alle
@grizzled meadow
Falco
well, mafia I guess
Oh when i was a kid i caused several thousands worth of damages by Arson
plus half of their banks are filled with nothing but ravioli
Well not me only
isn't it funny how you won't hear any bank robbery news from mexico
YOU
WHAT
Real Life Falco Infractions:
Rob 4 banks
Steal money and a Samurai Armor
Get caught and deny it
why would they rob a bank, just sell drugs
shits practically legal
I like burned down a hut or smth
Cori... Brainfart is for memes not your messed up manuscript notes 
Cori is a danger to society and everyone else
real
and her grandmas sister
yeah
hes cool
my dad had a warrant on him for like 20 years
not for anything serious
he just dodged the draft
and the warrant was never retracted
respectable
FeldjΓ€ger 
and he was eventually stopped in traffic
drafts are stupid
professional armies are not only more ethical but also more efficient
wait did anything even happen to him for that? 
no statute of limitations?
wait i got a story
at this point we dont even have mandatory service anymore 
this is not cap btw
i only know what i was told
its real
so
me and my mom went to Istanbul to buy my current PC
while returning from Istanbul
there was a police stop
we stopped
and they arrested my mom
the reason was
Profesional dicks
illegal electricty from 2 years ago
she posted a thumbs down emoji on erdogans post?
and it was already fined and paid
Bruh
Then?
we just returned home with my pc
good story
I only know my US cousin was stopped with 2 kilos of weed on the border between Cali and Oregon 















