#🎪bruh-fart
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Madi basically turned into the average brainfart femboy
may i recommend Snow Crash
oh my god, this is a mod for a book series that was literally my childhood
jesse
we have to gamble
whats up mr white yo
THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED
bitch
bitch i'm gambling
What now

now ban him
shit
@toxic prism
please tell me someone else recognizes this
Well, I guess I'm safe

if falco wanted to mute me, I'd already be muted
im pretty sure i have the box set of that book series somewhere
thats like 40 something books
you are never safe
with extensive lore
I live in your walls
who knows if he will change into bad
those are already taken by my classmate/friend
Welcome in brainfart, where "oggi alle" is fun because I took a screenshot
fr
wsg g
have you been noticing a... Little Rancid smell coming from your walls lately?


damn
so what if i ping
Oggi alle
@grizzled meadow wassup bro
ping grok or no balls

hold this @
been there done that (but with a reason)
u2 idiot
bro I wouldn't joke around with Falco today anymore
I think his patience is depleted for the next week
@grizzled meadow
its serbian
ghosty became croatian
it's fine
croatia does not exist
yeah i know
he cool

but some people believe it does
shizos
It's actually just a vacation colony of the Visegrad 4
if they add coop i would buy it
Much oggi, such alle
but i dont remember the movie
It's not a bad thing to do if you know how/when to do it 
spoiler: ||the mod always wins||
never the actually normal person
oh god whenever i see edgelord
i think of that f4 dude
f4 💀
hahahhaha
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
that was before my ban
hold up
bro fell off
f4 was a nightmare
good bad and the ugly
who was f4?
i could tell right from the get go who he was going to be
You should see it, great fucking movie

he threatened to rape cori, and im pretty sure he did it multiple times
what that?
@digital quartz bro all scenes legit are from hbo rome 😭 (also spoilers for hbo rome)
he was just a super edgy kid
the exact moment f4 got bannend
some 13 year old edgelord upset for life that his father probably took his phone for like 10 mins or smthn idk
The 13y old was it? 
unfunny dog
ye
who? 
a nutcase
some unfunny kid
I think he later got yeeted from official stalker server as well
ahhh

u cool with me mr pasta?
f4 was a 14 yo. also hes even banned from the stalker 2 discord 
Always
14 year olds collecting bans. Classic
My stalker crashed when I asked the wishgranter for all the riches
I only spare jumpy ones
Guess the real reward is to finally touch grass
how do u say i love you in italian
i only know figlio di puttana
porco dio
internet should have an ID check to connect
I spare all spooders ❤️
I ain't letting a brown recluse roam around my hut
yknow, i have f4 on my friends list
blocked
did he dm you and said its your fault you got banned?
send him this pic
or was that some other kid
he blocked me
AAHAHHAHAHA THAT GUY
bro just remembered
now i remember
fucking clown
the guy who called ivan a mop
i said all the edgelords think they're so cool but they only ever want to get attention
wtf is death grips
i think he sent a pic of his face to me in dms and deleted it when i didnt respond 
Track 05 from Death Grips - Ex Military
http://thirdworlds.net
TAKYON
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones
Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like...
Death Grips is good, you just can't listen to it when you are 14
anyones music taste isnt valid when you are 14
its always gonna be ass or some poser shit
Bro i was into deep purple
i love taunting edgelords
based
"Ti amo"
This is the "relation/engaged" type and yes it's short, it's something you say to your boyfriend/girlfriend/somethingfriend
Then you also have the "friendship" type, which is "ti voglio bene", this is something you say to a friend
Italian isn't like english where I love you is the same thing for everything
cop that purple guitar then
LEEEAAAAN GUITAAAR
i see
ti voglio bene falcord
deep purple loved lean
@heady crow ur yet to see my full face
leaners rise up
also falco if you ever make a server name it falcord
Mangia la merda = we're besties
this channel has seen my face several times
y somos amigos ?
let's workout
Fick dich du Hurensohn means I love you in German
I haven't
On god
do a face reveal
u havent seen mine tho
Dayum
😩 Looking good big man
dude is going 🤨
lightskin stare
how I see Hip in my dreams
sinn sin city wasn't made for ya
This one has more of a caveman vibe, also was taken at 3am today
pedo stache is coming in nicely

ahahahha fuck i look fucked
thefuck is caveman vibe lmao
grug moment
neolithoid
also cori dot asked for pics at some point so tell him to look brainfart
think hes seen me already tho
what
look at bruno
arent you in call with him
P!avatar @grizzled meadow
I seen him
scroll up
Back to the classics
why don't you just ping @queen finch
look at him
Ive been afk
ah bet
in the call for 2 hours
Ok, Imma do a face reveal
ngl i wanna do a buzzcut
what ?
but idk if thats more bcs i cant bother to go to a barber to get a fresh cut
Mullet gang
nah i dont have enough muscle mass to pull off a mullet
Just noticed the new channel name
consume the flowerpot
ok and ?
i need to look like dtren atleast
bruno asked to ping you bc he said you wanted to see him
flowerpots are really tasty
what ?
oh wait, now i saw it, looking kinda cute bro
No Spanish in brainfart
no i didnt
stop gaslighting dot
thanks brother
this u?
you lyin
saying in vc =/= pinging
literally same outcome
nah thats my oddly handsome looking twin brother
It finally happened.
We're transitioning from being a femboy grooming channel to a channel full of little-dark-age edits and ctyptofascism.
All hail Emperor Falco!
first pic is the third twin
Como que no Español?
were triplets
true
jajajajaja
xaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxa
Kkkkkkkk
ahahahahahah
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
wwwwwwwwww
also why tf do yall south americans use this shit :v
https://vxtwitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1628547695504662529?s=20
Most british truck driver ever:
use what?
does anyone have a flowerpot i can eat
:v
I dunno
:v
:v
k
I don't
:3
I mean, I used to, when I was 13 or smth
It represents the fifth ring of hell (false)
fifth ring of hell (chile)
People also use '-' and ¬¬
🇨🇱💪
Dios me abandono is Andalusian
¬¬ is old tho
Don't trust him
isnt ¬¬ korean or some shit
stg ive seen some skt1 mfs spamming it in twitchat
Dutra asian confirmed
korean insults in English hit different 
I don't know, I don't speak korean
win win
do you have a flowerpot
but brazilians used to use it as an eyeroll emote
What if I do
like 🙄
could you donate it to me so i can consume it
Brazilians be like pqp and fdp
pdp
Falco has flowerpot? Gae
Fodase
pprt
Pee pee
PENIS
Fuck you tu no entiende
Gock
@slim osprey this could be me and you
Trenbolone should be a human right
Gock wheb
im hungry, i need flowerpot donations
pprt is papo reto
a good translation would be when someone says something you agree and you say "straight up"
papo reto
gey down
god i hate that i have to wait till wednesday to get my phone
not cuz of actually anything useful
tfw the navigator says "drive straight" but im gae resulting me crashing into a fuel container
the useless machine
but now i have to alt tab on the pc to listen to music while playing
instead of playing music on the phone
Weirdo
good times playing mw2 on xbox hearing peoples music through mics bcs they got a external audio setup for it
you are ben shapiro and the gps tells you to take a left turn
Musicbee bros we stay winning
You can still have that experience
every played CSGO?
ye today
things didn't change much
its just russians in matchmaking tho
why are you peeking the awp
russians don't do the music in VC thing?
nah
had two nice russians in a cache match today, for once the 2 randoms werent bottom fragging
@broken topaz they were nice right ?
AH NU CHEEEKI BREEEEKI IV DAMKE
They were pretty chill
I WISH THATS WHAT THEY WERE SCREAMING
Idi nahui suka
funny fellas
dropped casual
good mental
we won that t side hard
for 3 matches straight
they just go CYKA BLYAT?
i had the friendliest teammates ever
we are T players afterall 
@orchid robin csgo tomorrow?
i loved them
YOU WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD THAT AGAIN?
we need a 5stack
ump45 my beloved
we need more bodies
bet, lemme check how long the download will take
ngl a 5stack results in us facing other 5stacks
but itll be fine
i can play on my main instead of an alt
i havent played cs in quite a while
so expect me to be the indicator on whether or not they are peeking
also dios whats your steam
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DM
well
i dont really run any maps
but most familiar i am with office and dust
2 hours
gonna download it tomorrow morning
no more office 😭
office is fine till the terrorists pull up with 5 smokes and 5 mollies
and hold down paper room and long with those
youre playing csgo
was about to say
you expect fun?
the f in csgo stands for fun
the f in csgo stands for FUCK
Man, i'm fucking sleepy
So does the f in live lol
the s in csgo stands for sadism
we have fun in cs
but here is the snoozer
Wasn't exactly a tough day at work, but i'm pooped
speaking of healthy and amazing sleep that nothing can beat in terms of comfort
i'm sleepy
Good cat
sleep tite pupper
Gn greek person
Portuguese posting
Foto teta
Its probably just me crashing after drinking like 5 cups of coffee at work
I do it all the time
not ashamed to say it
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
I'm not reading that
I know this CC is old cause it mentions skype
xcom long war is based
also, there isn't girls on the internet
people on the internet read like 1 sentence
thats it
assume everyone on the internet is made out of plastic cups until proven otherwise
gn
stick master 
Gn
Good morning idiots of the zone
joke's on you here it's 7PM
We must secure the means of reproduction
With rule number two being way more important
we do a little racismo
bro who are these people
I'm sorry
Incorrect
its 12:17
mfw my timezone is incorrect
muting?
p!mute @narrow lotus 10h
You cannot moderate yourself!

da.

damn right, im a force of nature
scary romanian
not forceful enough to mute yourself apparently
Why people put the timezone in the name?
if romania serbia and bulgaria united we could steal every car in germany in 3 days
imagine
Jokes on you my car is such a shitbox it will probably blow it self up if you even think about steeling it
take the residents of Chánov with you and you'll get it done in 1 day
jk rowling 💀
we sell it here for 3 times the money

Chat
it is time for bed

Gn everyone and sleep well 💗
They say self control is a virtue
yet this… 
wholesome ❤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
Listen this banger and then go to sleep
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na 6s? 
girls are government drones made to spy on us. Its obvious
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!owofy @grizzled meadow hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
@Fawco [Nyucweaw] 1984 hey, sowwy I saw youw pwofiwe and I just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, I weawwy wanted to teww you that)) It's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! I don't knyow why its a guy thing honyestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the onye in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometime its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot of scawy moments, but don't wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you 😉 sowwy that wasnt fwiwting I sweaw Im just twying to be fwiendwy I weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? Weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nyice and fun xxx
thanks ig 

falcos new name dropped
you fuckers are lucky i always wish you people a gn @grizzled meadow
Fawco [Nyucweaw] 1984
god no
because im nice
please no
jorjor wel
@Fawco [Nyucweaw] 1984 hey, sowwy I saw youw pwofiwe and I just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, I weawwy wanted to teww you that)) It's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! I don't knyow why its a guy thing honyestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the onye in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometime its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot of scawy moments, but don't wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you 😉 sowwy that wasnt fwiwting I sweaw Im just twying to be fwiendwy I weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? Weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nyice and fun xxx
.....
!owofy George Orwell
Geowge Owweww
what the actual fuck is wrong is wrong with you creatures
shut up bitch
is that a rhetorical question?
idk at this point
4channers are just built different
sometimes you dont deserve a gn brainfart
common man don't be like this
not after what happend today
today was a good day
Do I deserve one? 🥹😙
gn tho💗
cool
why is he winkin at me?
nah i dont use the app

she got one eye 
cta recharging in sunlight
that looks dry
I know, sorry, bad joke
she's a baller tho
yo ruby wsg brother
i tried to put the water in cereal today thankfully my only operating braincell stopped me
did you put it in the microwave ?
reddit pfp ☠️
good
4pm finally got out of bed wanna now wanna die 
you are a good man ted
he cooked it over the fire
mood
you cool with me?
@grizzled meadow very good
Falco when no boykissposting
Falco when boykissposting
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950448798117810236/1061454699305377882/IMG_20230106_224806.jpg
standard issue cat
classic
real
the best show ive seen
i hate canada
its incredible, i dislike how it cuts some historical events and how the 2 main characters have fuckall big plot armour
but its great
cause i live in it
Based
and it sucks
rn on ep 9
of season 1
octavian ❤️
the show is just caesarean propaganda but im all up for it
we dont get snow in places of canada we just get slush then snow and it repeats
canada gets amazing powder and -15 weather and then fades the next by sunshines and pool partys

i feel that
when it was a steady -30c back in 2007 or something
Nosey dog
theres something about it, mfer constantly giving side glances
Damn, I have read all your messages about Cananda, sounds really bad
homie yeah 😭
it truely is
what country has the most cursed food?
yeye hes adorable in a way like Pullo
My vote goes to Greenland
canada wants to ban flintlocks to stop gun violence
Vorenus is just good looking in general
I am sorry for you
england of course
Tf?
basically you cant own a gun
you can own hunting rifles,pistols and thats it
hmmmm
which one do you have a better supply of
nvm it doesent matter
go for edibles
its a typical evening, no need to pull out blunts
wanna get proven canada sucks
dude, it's dead birds stuffed in a dead seal and fermented for 3 months
That sucks, I personally live in Germany and I am legally allowed to own a gun since I have a "Waffenschein" and I couldn't imagine living without one now
I would eat beans on a toast for a year instead of eating this once
I'm am American
Aperrently it does
I walked into a store and bought a glock and walked out with it
guy\ sued for someone breaking into his house and broke his leg and the guy who owned the house got sued
Really?
yep
Wow, now that's fucking stupid
i could break into someones house hurt myself in there house and sue them and win
But it's the same here in Germany
I read lawsuits all the time at work, and there are some seriously stupid things people sue for
Basically, if you find a personal injury lawyer who'll take you on as a client - you can file anything against anyone
or you could file it yourself
but that's a bit more involved
well germany doesn't have a failed society
funny borb
@winged phoenix a cousin sent me some sour patch kids from over there on christmas and man they are like crack
strawberry puff thingies are the best
no. what actually happened was that the homeowner set up a shotgun trap "in case" an abandoned house on his property was burglarized and blew his leg off. he sued him because the homeowner did not occupy the property and had no reason to use deadly force.
you guys put so much fucking sugar in them
they have cocaine in them @heady crow
thats another story this one happend recently
fr, i swear i gained like 3 kilos of fat over christmas and new years
if he was in the house when it was broken into then he could have used lethal force
where
still cutting from that failure, but then again rn leaner then i was before christmas
another guy jumped out the window or smth and broke his leg and sued the house owner
bulk is gonna go insane
ontario
I saw one lawsuit where someone was at a race track, they climbed on top of someone's bus without their permission, fell off it and injured themself - then sued the bus owner and the race track for allowing them to park their bus there in the first place
It does kind of to be honest but the people just don't resist, they don't give a fuck about us and we just have to work. Now they even want to raise taxes to support Ukraine and they stopped buying gas from Russia so I am paying 2€ per liter of diesel and we are buying that from Kazakhstan who are buying it from Russia
😭
what do you do outside of the country then. Actually move around on your feet or what ?
Then the bus owner got sued by his insurance company because they claimed his policy didn't indemnify him against the claims
I can't find this at all lmao
bro germany is not a failed state stfu go back to larping on Reddit
it may be somewhere else but i swore it was somwhere in canada
I belive Lehman Brothers bankruptcy filings are also still ongoing
It of course is still a great place to life but our politicians here are just flatt out stupid
It happened in Iowa if I remember correctly. Search Katko vs Briney case
man that sounds sick
fr tho ted im bout to go to sleep
americans are starting to appear more and more so its getting late for me
oh thanks this case has been floating around my family for a while
oh except for the AfD right 
No problem
ye gn dude, sleep well. Youre cool asf
No they are the worst tbh if they would rule Germany I would go live with my family in Russia
based
based
Not based just basic logic. I live in Eastern Germany where the AFD sees great support but still with everyone telling me how great they are I just can't get my self to vote for then, I might just move to Russia there I don't have to worry about my vote it wouldn't count anyways
Plus I get to live with my family
But the great downside is that I would be sent to war and be killed after two seconds
Yeah being conscripted might put a damper on things
madi no longer a mod?
he got deathed
y tho
daddy grok muted the femboy
for the duration of his mute
Yeah and in Russia I would be considered the "traitor" because I don't want to die and kill
i started the whole femboy stuff and im still here
||i'm in your walls||
just got in a trans rights debate on tf2 💀
why would you debate on tf2
arent you supposed to be killing people?
zapping dispensers
zap the liberals
tf2 is vrchat with guns on hightower
tf2 players are irrational psychopaths (I play tf2 frequently)
Cowmangler enjoyers
vrchat players are also irrational psychopaths
@broken topaz next week ?
(i play vrchat frequently)
wouldnt know 
Say gex
Next week what
vrchat
Verboten
bet
i luh trans people
amazin
wonderful
Now thats based
trans people are the most
i love when my siblings in whatever can express their gender identity freely and without getting backlash for it
JLP

"Hold your horses"
jlp has 40 iq istg
do you luh black ppl
he can barely speak
JLP isn't even a person he's an amoeba pretending to be human
real
traffic cone
JLP talked to my favourite female streamer
JLP has a blu ray screensaver for a brain and whenever it hits a corner he says something racist
based
he cant be racist since hes black
Specially the kids
Man is literally Uncle Ruckus
Kinda sad that some people really think like that
I know you ate just joking
Sexy people cannot be sexist either
its good and bad cause people dont question bernies isreal takes cause hes jewish 
Which is why im extremely sexist
Same
That would explain why I'm such a sexist.
I don't hate anyone except those who selfishly harm others for their own gratification.
Me too, my girlfriend wants do dye her hair blue (I killed her and consumed her remains)
are you capitalist
of course you have blue hair and pronouns smh
👀
I personally have no hair
i forgor 
I'm too lazy to have opinions on economic systems other than "shit's complicated"
lets leave it at that 
It do be like that
capitalism bad fr
idk marx was like based or whatever i didn't read Kapital because it was too boring
Just go back to monkey
incoming
Doesn’t read it
agrees with it
somebody told me this channel was the last station the train stops at but theres another one outside the server

I prefer feudalism 
exploiting the peasantry for a nobility class is exactly what marx said he wanted 
The only socioeconomical system I respect is the one that uses bread loafs
guys PragerU said marxism is when you kill babies and hate white people what do i do
they've unraveled the plot
hating white people is based

OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
thats a fat one god damn
italy
Every time they get his ass
What a difficult mf to keep alive that ecologist is
I'm a fed
me too

🫡
This pfp is from the CIA anime profile picture database
kids these days love Ted Kaczynsky right 
dumbest chaddest move
yall fw vsnares
no one has read Kapital I refuse to believe it

i own a copy, but ive also not read it
i did 
i tried to read it and that shit actually made me want to blow my brains out. like bruh marx why you tryna sound smart i get it
capitalism bad
Ill read it eventually
read it high
i was the 1800s
also i have adderall 
smh bro should speak English like an American
Reading a commie manifesto would simply be unamerican and unpatriotic, thefore i shall not read any

Marx makes alot of strange presuppositions about human nature. Which is easily understood since he was a leech who had to sell his own pants for rent.
SHIRLEY
🤡🤡🤡
As the founding fathers decreed....
Theee who reads commie manifesto is surely a cringe soy jack
meming about marx and bro actually seriously talks about him
i heckin love classism
Alot of economic theory makes weird presuppositions about human nature
p!warn @broken topaz didn't we had enough of this today? stop the damn horny-posting
@broken topaz has been warned.
Stop posting pictures of Marx in here.
if Marx was alive today he'd draw himself as the chad and Engels as the soyjak
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Any other americans who agree!!
wheres your deed to the factory
why tf do you defend capitalism
get your racks up poor boy
broke ass bitch
s
t
f
u
bro don't get serious just meme
Ewwww a actual political person
Dyin Bryan
I don’t care about capitalism I just hate hungry santa
There's blood in the water already.
Stop this shit if you don't want a 1w mute.
FUCK YOU
red bitches for life
colors 
Red team best team
( i love red vs blue )
i kill u
@grizzled meadow
I’ll kill me
alright goodnight, gamers 
I was thinking about making a similar meme.
This says a lot about our society.
Marx be like "hm yes the dialectical material conditions of the working class necessitate me depicting idealist modernist counterrevolutionary Engels as the soyjak and me as the chad"
Id make memes too, but it would be too spicey
Me wiping marx's bald head
wdym by that are you mexican or some shit 💀
wait Marx was a modernist too fuck

nooo my meme isn't accurate anymore fuck
🇱
Im pakistani and afgan, i will make something so spicey it will burn a hole through your fucking tongue
opium 
Atleast thats what my white friend said when i had him try some pakistani food
let him cook....
Someone tell gork to add this into da game
hembbbm makinghn thefh cocainer
My uncle used to roll blunts infront of me when i was like 11 lmfao
hl2 smgs be like
Based Afghani uncle
bro that cat is gonna see god
COCAINE BEAR!!

Based and grenadepilled
STOP POSTING ABOUT COCAINE BEAR. IM TIRED OF SEEING IT. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKIGN MEMES. I LOOKED AT A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALLLL THE CHANNELS ARE COCAINE BEAR STUFF
Cocaine bear was outlawed back in '86 dude
I SHOWED MY WIFE THE SNOW OUTSIDE AND WAS LIKE "HEY BABE COCAINER"
Sounds like homie didn’t know about the true story behind Cocaine Bear
cocaine bear died a bitch
I want to end like the bear
one pakistani uncle had a huge ass house, i asked him
ive been wondering since day 1, how many guns did you traffic for this?
my family burst out laughing as he said " too many "
bro Pakistan wylin tf

i have 2 sides in my family
native pakistanis and one that originates from my great great grandpa who is afgani, the reason he fled was that he wanted to prank his step mom with a slingshot but ended up killing her
br
so he got scared his step brothers would retaliate
its not a joke
that was the reason he fled
he accidently hit her in the head with a huge stone
and had to flee
How old was he at the time?
around the 20 - 30
no i know it wasn't a joke but that's like
we don't know for sure
i mean it's awful but also really funny fuck
which is why my grandparents know Urdu, hindko ( local province dialect, a mix of urdu and hindi ) Pushto, anf farsi
they never taught my parents pushto or farsi tho
I have an Afghan friend I met in college, he pushed his way through the crowds at Bagram to get to the US
because the Taliban were looking for him, as he was in the Ministry of Defense
holy shit
based
i forgot the taliban run Afghanistan now
Yeah, it sucks
Before he went to college he was an interpreter with NATO / Marines in Helmand
he doesn't talk much about what happened then
NDA?
fair
A lot of people he knew in the Afghan army died during the last days of the conflict when the US fully pulled out because they couldn't fly in to rescue them
How is it in Afghanistan right now actually? Can't imagine what the people there have to face on a daily basis
Its less about the violence as much as it is about the total economic collapse
there's no hard currency, its difficult to import basic foodstuffs
People just kind of live day to day and hope it gets better
governance is spotty or non existent
Yeah but with the world not giving a shit now it probably won't for some time
Unless major governments, mainly the US, recognize the Taliban government and lift sanctions it won't get much better
Yeah that's the thing
China is in talks with the Taliban leadership about moving into the region and suck up all of the rare earth and precious mineral deposits.
So, you know, we have a Sino-Afghan war to look forward to.
But the US really isn't interested in recognizing the Taliban because it would be politically unpopular during election season
no matter what kind of concessions or reforms they agree to
And like always the regular people suffer the most
China isn't really taking an aggressive approach to exploiting opportunities in Afghanistan right now
primarily due to all the uncertainty about whether transactions will be subject to US sanctions or if major international banks will actually process those types of transactions
or getting funding to do so
since you need to raise a lot of capital to actually do serious mining in Afghanistan
Afghanistan can have all the rare minerals in the world, but it doesn't have any infrastructure or skilled labor
Doesn't need to be aggressive to start shit.
They're already having some problems in Africa with how they're bringing in Chinese workers for projects in Africa.
So the costs to actually extract those minerals is extremely high
Right, but those African governments have loans from China to build infrastructure and other agreements that actually allow that sort of economic activity to take place at all
Afghanistan can't really organize any of that at the moment due to its lack of international recognition
China has not recognized the Taliban government either
least political day on brainfart
There are some international companies that still operate in Afghanistan, but they're mostly legacy businesses set up before the fall of the previous government
So they're in an awkward position
hell, most of the government websites in Afghanistan are actually hosted on US based servers, and aren't even managed by the Taliban - the current government even blocks most of them
its really not good
i heard the former taliban fighters have had to turn to desk jobs
pretty zased
It's kinda impressive that the taliban even "won" in the first place I thought they would be whiped from the face of the earth in a few Months as I heard the US was doing its thing there
Normal soldier shit.
You go from fighting for two months straight (or twenty years straight) to pushing pencils.
The whole "dying for god" thing was exciting, and "doing god's clerical work" sounds boring.



