🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

that's why i'm getting disconnected

[stone blade]

I showed you my epsilon dont ignore me

[stone blade]

someone needs to make the same edit but with tarkov channel

[final cedar]

lmao

[stone blade]

put tarkov gameplay in teh backround and call it something edgy

"the tarkov pain" or some shit

like the countless edits

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

we don't talk about the 2023 stage

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024760

he just like me fr fr

hello everyone

Hi Madi <3

[toxic prism]

bro is gonna become that 40%

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiii

[devout night]

how are youuuuu

[uncut obsidian]

40%?

[uncut obsidian]

gud gud

[toxic prism]

i dont remember what it was

[devout night]

guud

[final cedar]

https://media.tenor.com/U7l4HnwwmXkAAAAC/yukiteru-amano-future-diary.gif

[midnight tree]

literally not me

[devout night]

hello there Minister, what totally accurate information do you bring for me today?

[raw moss]

Good morning fellow brainfarts

[devout night]

hello rat man

[raw moss]

howdy

[devout night]

how goes it this fine night

[uncut obsidian]

hello there new brainfarter

[raw moss]

After 12 hours of sleep and feeling like I woke up in a different dimension so far everything's gucci

[devout night]

hell yeah

I literally just stayed up for 21 hours yesterday

[raw moss]

Sounds about right, that's me in most cases too

[devout night]

then slept for like 6 or 7 hours

[uncut obsidian]

weak

[devout night]

and will probably do it again

[uncut obsidian]

3h of sleep on top

[raw moss]

SLEEP DEPRIVATION GANG LETS GOOO

[devout night]

yeah I bet you wish you could be on top, you cute little bottom you

[uncut obsidian]

[raw moss]

Kek

[devout night]

[raw moss]

[devout night]

[raw moss]

I always love it when bottoms go bottom, reminds me of myself a little bit

Such enthralling little creatures

[devout night]

yeah sure

I guess

[uncut obsidian]

hUhh

[raw moss]

It's amusing to see when you broke out of the cycle

[uncut obsidian]

chat being like this at these hours is a rare occurrence

[uncut obsidian]

what cycle

[raw moss]

Oh yeah it's rather tame in comparison to yesterday

[uncut obsidian]

nono, i mean horni at these hours

[devout night]

it's always horni hours for me wdym

[uncut obsidian]

for you

[raw moss]

Oh my b

[uncut obsidian]

and for me
but

[raw moss]

The bottom cycle. The perpetual motion of having the defence of a paper wall

[uncut obsidian]

[abstract wing]

Why so?

[uncut obsidian]

me no understand

[uncut obsidian]

the 2023 stage will begin in 6 months

[ruby minnow]

the server wipe thing?

[devout night]

even more so when Femboys are involved

[trim pilot]

i cant be horny for i am playing drg

[uncut obsidian]

you'll see

[abstract wing]

I Hope its nothing bad

[devout night]

nah fam if anything DRG should be making you horny

ROCK AND STONE!

[uncut obsidian]

no
me moving to a university

[devout night]

⛏️

[trim pilot]

BY THE BEARD

[ruby minnow]

that's not bad

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

my head hurts so bad right now

[uncut obsidian]

yes, moving to a uni is not bad

[ruby minnow]

i don't feel good at all

[uncut obsidian]

what comes after tho

[uncut obsidian]

why

explain

[ruby minnow]

idk

i just woke up

[devout night]

cause they're in the brainfart channel

[ruby minnow]

and i have a bad headache

[abstract wing]

Damn

Good luck

[uncut obsidian]

[devout night]

it's me I come

[uncut obsidian]

[devout night]

🥺

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/337710375938031616/1078044801267679303/b3b.png

he's in no mood

[devout night]

nah you rite I need to stop, back to the void

[uncut obsidian]

literally you

[raw moss]

Wouldn't be so happy either if I would be only a human bowling ball

[oblique spire]

@devout night Mr. Beans brother died

The Beans brothers are dead

[raw moss]

[devout night]

[oblique spire]

They are both dead

[raw moss]

Every day we stray further from god

[devout night]

you known what must be done now Llama

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1078196259527065690/image.png

IS DEAD

[orchid robin]

WAIT, ROWAN ATKINSON IS DEAD?

[devout night]

make badass old man Bean Daddy

[oblique spire]

What

the fuck are you on

[devout night]

bible thumpers

[uncut obsidian]

nya >~<

[oblique spire]

I should

[raw moss]

You need to slay a horde with a van to honour his sacrifice

[orchid robin]

you said " mr bean's brother is dead, they are both dead"

[oblique spire]

Mr. Beans and Mr. Beans father, Mr. Beans

My fucking PZ character bro

[orchid robin]

fuck you for giving me a heart attack

[devout night]

flowing grey hair, scruffy man beard and a mcfucking trucker cap

[raw moss]

Don't worry Dutyer for a moment I reacted the same way

[oblique spire]

I should make that

but

in a few days maybe

[devout night]

real question is why the hell would you trust information like that in Brainfart

[orchid robin]

brainfart is always accurate when it comes to celebrity deaths

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

i died

[orchid robin]

you are not a celebrity

[uncut obsidian]

[devout night]

rest in pepperoni, I will make a Femboy Madi shrine for you

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

and i will make

a sandwich

[devout night]

what kind and can I possibly maybe have one?

[uncut obsidian]

the normal one

fuck other sandwiches

[orchid robin]

yep

what madi said

or french toast

i can do that too

[devout night]

I like French Toast

[uncut obsidian]

bread n butter
n maybe sausage

[orchid robin]

today's french toast was amazing

the texture was still soft and fluffy

mmmmm

delicious

[devout night]

when is French Toast not amazing? like?

shit slaps

[uncut obsidian]

hwat is french toast

[orchid robin]

SO

you get 2 eggs

[devout night]

Madi don't say that

[orchid robin]

and some milk

[uncut obsidian]

eg

milg

[orchid robin]

you break the eggs into a bowl

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

pour a glass of milk into it

[uncut obsidian]

eg bolwl

[orchid robin]

you stir it etc etc

then you warm up the pan

[lusty sonnet]

pour some sugar on it at the end

[uncut obsidian]

wait

[orchid robin]

put some butter on it

[uncut obsidian]

that's called French toast?

[orchid robin]

so the toast doesnt stick

dip toast bread into the mixture and lay it on the pan

and fry it till it achieves a golden color

[uncut obsidian]

my mom makes that like weekly but we never called it that lol

[devout night]

homie really having the most plain fucking french toast ever smh

[orchid robin]

well you better do so now

[orchid robin]

i also add some paprika and salt to the mixture

[devout night]

wack

[uncut obsidian]

she never actually read any recipes

[orchid robin]

plus i dont eat just bread

[uncut obsidian]

she came up with that herself but i guess it already existed lul

[eager igloo]

Not a fan of those

Ngl

[orchid robin]

im just detailing the simpler process

[orchid robin]

Your brainfart citizenship has been revoked

[devout night]

the first 2 things but then I end up just getting ghosted and ignored cause I'm too weird and I can't carry a conversation to save my life

[uncut obsidian]

no
croutons

we call them croutons

[lusty sonnet]

[orchid robin]

eat my ass

i dont care

french toast

[uncut obsidian]

bet

croutons

[devout night]

croutons are for salads Madi...

they already exist

[orchid robin]

exactly

[raw moss]

My gf sent me that meme once but 3 was "mating press" and 4 was "collared, leashed and held captive"

[devout night]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[lusty sonnet]

and soup

[orchid robin]

[eager igloo]

Try and take it mf

[uncut obsidian]

no we call them croutons

[raw moss]

I was as terrified as I was intrigued

[uncut obsidian]

but for the salads are breadcrumbs

[devout night]

nah I don't like stuff like that in my soup

[orchid robin]

fuckin savages

[uncut obsidian]

сухарики for salads
гренки for the "french whatever"

[devout night]

[raw moss]

My reaction in that exact moment

[orchid robin]

actually wait i know what to do with this

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/savages-pocahontas-gif-5458002

[devout night]

Madi I genuinely wanna come live with you for a fucking month just to see what goes on over there

[lusty sonnet]

understandable, i just like some crunch with the soup

[uncut obsidian]

https://kylinariya-ru.turbopages.org/turbo/kylinariya.ru/s/grenki-s-yaytsom-i-molokom-na-skovorode/

THERE

[oblique spire]

We bing chilling

[uncut obsidian]

CROUTONS

IT'S CALLED CROUTONS

SHATAP

[orchid robin]

i just eat those without the soup

plain and unwatered

[lusty sonnet]

the amount of salt in them tho if you eat em like that

[uncut obsidian]

it's russia, you don't wanna be here

[devout night]

brb gonna find cheap housing in Siberia or wherever the fuck Madi has their domicile

[devout night]

jokes on you I don't wanna be in Canada either

[orchid robin]

oh...........ig we myst be talking about a diff one then

[devout night]

old news someone posted that yesterday smh

[uncut obsidian]

"Croutons with egg and milk"

[orchid robin]

FRENCH

[abstract wing]

But i want to , can we switch houses?

[orchid robin]

TOAST

[uncut obsidian]

2h ago = yesterday

[final cedar]

is that bread soaked in milk/egg mix?

[uncut obsidian]

egg n milk croutons

egg n milk croutons

egg n milk croutons

[abstract wing]

My bad

[final cedar]

fucking tasty

[orchid robin]

Say egg n milk croutons if you are straight

french toast

[final cedar]

pretty much savory french toast

[lusty sonnet]

probs probs, or it's a malaka moment

[final cedar]

for putting in soup

[uncut obsidian]

gay egg n milk croutons

[orchid robin]

you put french toast in soup?

[final cedar]

croutons

[raw moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780578546342690826/1077656054390857778/IMG_5391.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

nono were talking about different croutons

https://kylinariya-ru.turbopages.org/turbo/kylinariya.ru/s/grenki-s-yaytsom-i-molokom-na-skovorode/

these

[devout night]

I have brainrot leave me alone

[final cedar]

if you want to make french toast you need to mix in some sugar, cinnamon and rum into the egg

[devout night]

depends where do you live

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin look at this shit

[orchid robin]

or you know, mix whatever the fuck you want

french toast in its most basic form is egg and milk sooo

[final cedar]

def

[orchid robin]

after that its free for all

[uncut obsidian]

can i put chocolate shampoo into it

[devout night]

I do egg, cinnamon, vanilla and a little brown sugar

[orchid robin]

im gonna smash your skull in

[devout night]

personally

[uncut obsidian]

smash? bet

[raw moss]

There's this veine of nationalism coming up in me that wants to scream that we don't call it french toast where I am from

[orchid robin]

i just do sweet paprika and some salt

[final cedar]

I think french toast requires you to use brioche bread as basis, no?

[raw moss]

But I will contain myself

[uncut obsidian]

THIS

GRENKI

[devout night]

nah french toast is whatever the fuck you want it to be

[orchid robin]

well

[uncut obsidian]

CROUTONS

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406261517843955712/1077994479908307155/tennis-2.mp4

[raw moss]

For us it's Arme Ritter

[orchid robin]

in greece we wont call it french toast either

but i dont care

[raw moss]

Because in medieval times it was the food of knights with low income

[devout night]

me fr fr

[devout night]

CAT

[raw moss]

This tbh germany just stained me

[final cedar]

g*psy toast

[orchid robin]

still depressed i see

[devout night]

[raw moss]

What a floofball

[final cedar]

who the anime

[devout night]

[final cedar]

majestic

[devout night]

is this your cat?

[orchid robin]

THE IMAGES WONT LOAD FOR ME

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bXfgy.gif

[orchid robin]

FUCK THIS INTERNET

[raw moss]

Wow what anime is that

peaky blinders

[uncut obsidian]

no i just stole him

[devout night]

so it's your cat

[uncut obsidian]

now it's mine

[orchid robin]

stop sending more images it just delays the loading of the previous ones

[devout night]

I like your cat, he is very handsome and looks very polite

can I come pet him? and then pet you

[uncut obsidian]

spam

spam

[final cedar]

internet issue

[ruby minnow]

skill issue

[devout night]

[ruby minnow]

look at this goof ball

[devout night]

PEACHES

[ruby minnow]

replaced with big floppa

[devout night]

[orchid robin]

sons of bitches

[devout night]

Big Floppa supremacy

[devout night]

I love him so much

[devout night]

he got a name

[uncut obsidian]

leopold

[devout night]

I would die for Leopold

[devout night]

[raw moss]

I prefer protégée of a prostitute thank you

[uncut obsidian]

what about me

[devout night]

gladly 🤟

[orchid robin]

WHY DO ONLY MADIS IMAGES LOAD

[uncut obsidian]

🥺

[devout night]

🥰

[haughty shore]

did you pass the baseline test ?

[uncut obsidian]

who's sriram

[final cedar]

lobster mittens

[uncut obsidian]

new people keep appearing

[raw moss]

Blessed lobster with da mittens

[uncut obsidian]

what is going on

[devout night]

bing bong this image is now mine

[oblique spire]

Blade runner 2049 is pretty good so far

[orchid robin]

literally

only madis images load

nothing else

[ruby minnow]

yarrami yala

[devout night]

[final cedar]

would you date holo waifu?

[uncut obsidian]

it's a message

[oblique spire]

fuck yes.

[haughty shore]

hello i'm usually here in the AM

[devout night]

its da Chernobyl Catboy waddup Catboy

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiii catboy!!

[final cedar]

Who's that?

[uncut obsidian]

me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077470715638468690/image.png

[devout night]

without me?

damb.

[uncut obsidian]

[final cedar]

I doubt you're 5'8

[raw moss]

AND YOU'RE NOT DRAGGIN ME IN?!

[uncut obsidian]

have you ever been in a vc

[ruby minnow]

he is a femboy mf

[abstract wing]

Poland

[raw moss]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[ruby minnow]

my condolences

[devout night]

not with you

[final cedar]

who?

[abstract wing]

Thanks

[devout night]

DEAL. THERE IS FEMBOYS IN POLAND SOMEWHERE AND I WISH TO HAVE THEM

[abstract wing]

17 year of living in this shithole

[uncut obsidian]

But have you been in a vc

[abstract wing]

Skinheads , Home abuse , bad parenting

[ruby minnow]

i have been living in a shithole for 17 years too

[devout night]

like in general? Yes many times

[uncut obsidian]

Same

[raw moss]

Bruh I was on another server for a while and they deadass had 3 polish femboys

[ruby minnow]

we have more

[devout night]

same but 21 going on 22

[devout night]

[raw moss]

I'm listening

[runic kernel]

Invite them here uwu

[devout night]

I choose the last one

[final cedar]

o_o

[ruby minnow]

:3

[abstract wing]

Nya ~

[raw moss]

As much as I am a connoisseur of the femboys I refuse to enter that musky sweaty pit again

[devout night]

they really dropped the sickest wheelbarrow edit and thought nobody would notice 🥵

[abstract wing]

Pukes on ya* mrauuu ;3

[raw moss]

But there are other hotspots

[devout night]

[raw moss]

Like the country of Lithuania

[devout night]

I feel violated and all I did was watch it. please help

[devout night]

FILTH

I shall share that in another server brb

[uncut obsidian]

what about in here

[raw moss]

"The mask, take it off."

"Nyoo."

"What, are you ugly?"

"Fwawr fwom it >:3"

[uncut obsidian]

let me do a 1984 on you

[uncut obsidian]

ight you were in a vc

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian i wanna check something, send literally any image

[devout night]

occasionally I appear in VCs. Actually I think I deadass have only popped in a VC here like 4 times

[ruby minnow]

"Hew Iswn't herwe iws hwe?"

[devout night]

I don't really interact much

[devout night]

fancy

[raw moss]

OwO ghost might be my new favorite thing

[orchid robin]

nvm this one wont load either

[uncut obsidian]

we never appeared in VCs at the same time

[final cedar]

mods

[final cedar]

what's death clussy?

[devout night]

you joined the VC I had going on last night and yesterday though

I was streaming riveting noob stalker gameplay for Shon and some others

[ruby minnow]

deathussy

i will not elobrate further

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bwtMz.gif

[raw moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950399917304729651/1077968633675919401/IMG_5935.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

huhh

[uncut obsidian]

i have dementia then because i don't remember that

@final cedar skill issue

[orchid robin]

my doctor says i have dementia, but that doesnt stop me

[ruby minnow]

i have used your dementia as a way to make you forget the terrible things that happened to you

[orchid robin]

my doctor says i have dementia, but that doesnt stop me

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bkcBN.gif

[orchid robin]

my doctor says i have dementia, but that doesnt stop me

[uncut obsidian]

jokes on you, i remember them all

[ruby minnow]

then do you remember what were you doing in 9/11

[devout night]

I literally said Hi to you

and you said it back

[uncut obsidian]

oh in text

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian you made bread sad you fuckin monster

[uncut obsidian]

doesn't count

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

text is not voice tho

not same

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021372048586584105/1078132249721061426/Chinese_Spy_Balloon_Incident_-_Ace_Combat_7_Mod.mp4

[devout night]

you were still there in the VC, I tried speaking to you but you ignored me

Madi hates me fr fr

[uncut obsidian]

i was rolling in stalcraft

no i don't

[raw moss]

[orchid robin]

madi hates everyone

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

fuck you Dutyer you're not everyone

[orchid robin]

i legally changed my name to everyone

so yeah

you hate everyone

[uncut obsidian]

no you didn't

where

[orchid robin]

prove it

[raw moss]

Don't worry Bread you will always be my go-to for breakfast

[devout night]

no Duty is in fact, everyone in the zone, at least they sure like to think so

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin

it doesn't show "everyone"

[devout night]

[orchid robin]

yes it does

[uncut obsidian]

I'm gonna stay in vc all night today

we have guests

[uncut obsidian]

time to ping everyone i guess

[orchid robin]

YOU BASTARD

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin

[orchid robin]

YOU BACKSTABBER

[uncut obsidian]

where's everyone

[orchid robin]

YOU ABSOLUTE DOUBLE CROSSING PIECE OF

[uncut obsidian]

of?

[orchid robin]

in your ass

[devout night]

and on this terrible note, back to the void of exile

[uncut obsidian]

brriumahHHHWWWHaA

[raw moss]

I wish lmao jkjk

[devout night]

fr fr

[uncut obsidian]

every time you say "back to the void" you come back a minute later

[orchid robin]

lmao jk lmao rofl smh

[raw moss]

[devout night]

well this time it'll be true

[uncut obsidian]

we'll see

[orchid robin]

smh my head, lmao my ass off, rofl on the floor laughing, jk kidding

[devout night]

Anomalous Bread, signing off

[raw moss]

[uncut obsidian]

chat goes dead

[broken topaz]

you killed it

[orchid robin]

chat is dead

chat wemains dead

[abstract wing]

The moment when intrusive thoughs are winning

[orchid robin]

you put your finger there didnt you

[pastel quartz]

brainfart SUCK

[abstract wing]

?

[orchid robin]

dont care

didnt ask

plus

you dont have a name

[eager igloo]

Plus ratio

[uncut obsidian]

luk at tis feller

[uncut obsidian]

hiiii cori

die

[broken topaz]

Haaai hey

[pastel quartz]

DUTY SUCK

this post was made by mercgang

[orchid robin]

dont care

didnt ask

plus

no name

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fattie-gif-20547074

[final cedar]

photograph it's beanz

[uncut obsidian]

quite a feller

[pastel quartz]

he looks like he wants you to end his suffering

[uncut obsidian]

that's what eepy is

[raw moss]

a g o n y

[raw moss]

But floofy agony

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bzIBn.gif

[raw moss]

[foggy mantle]

:regional_indicator_b::regional_indicator_e::regional_indicator_a::regional_indicator_n::regional_indicator_s:

[eager igloo]

Quite a cozy chap he is

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/biz6d.gif

[raw moss]

Immediately a 10/10 if a pet has toe beans or very tiny grabby hands

[final cedar]

except monke

[eager igloo]

Yes

[raw moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780578546342690826/1075249137953558648/video0.mov

[atomic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/roasting-a-pig-ritche-son-of-a-critch-112-cooking-gif-25440433

[raw moss]

https://tenor.com/view/police-assault-police-polie-assault-in-progress-payday-payday2-gif-23561630

That was one of the molotovs of all time holy shit

[raw moss]

Nice throw

[uncut obsidian]

eepy

do it

no balls

[toxic prism]

ironical

[uncut obsidian]

[oblique spire]

I'm at the part here Joe does the

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-gif-19054250

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Myshinka_#3558

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[eager igloo]

Cozy as fuck

[oblique spire]

HE DID IT

HE DID THE MEME

LETS GOOOO

[orchid robin]

one helicopter and a dmr might do the trick

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078254031601942650/aga4kvc7guja1.png

[uncut obsidian]

wamen

[crimson flame]

never knew volcanoes could sing heavy metal rocks

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bxHgf.gif

Scorpio is GOAT btw

[orchid robin]

the only boss that treated his workers well

[crimson flame]

get over here

ima hug u 😳

[orchid robin]

@final cedar you heard him

[stone blade]

is it safe to wash mousepads?

[orchid robin]

i mean, it is fabric...........dunno honestly

[final cedar]

yes. low temp

[stone blade]

I'm legit asking

because it has gotten a little dirty

[final cedar]

I throw mine in the dishwasher on eco setting

[stone blade]

Does it work/

[final cedar]

yes

[stone blade]

?

oh nice

[final cedar]

just don't go high temp

[stone blade]

nono

we dont

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[crimson flame]

yes

i just scrub it with soap

[uncut obsidian]

why wouldn't it be?

well it depends what mousepad we're talking about

[final cedar]

you can also put your keycaps in the dishwasher, I use a underwear net and throw them in the bottom department on a dish so it doesn't block the rotaty thing

[stone blade]

idk why but I find that funny

mf keycaps in the washer

[crimson flame]

if it works it works

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

MONITOR IN THE WASHER!?!?!

pog

[crimson flame]

im doing basically the same thing but with my hands

dish soap on a bowl of water, put keycaps in, then stir gently

[final cedar]

once in a while get rid of any oil that build up

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/vWujTfKiXNg

[crimson flame]

you can put it in a container then shake it real hard like a cocktail

[stone blade]

my keyboard is clean actually

[final cedar]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[stone blade]

the mousepad I've had for like a year and a half now and I've not washed it

its gotten a little gunky

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

how can discord fail to embed a YouTube link wtf

@final cedar you're the one who always deletes his embed fails

[final cedar]

yes, no need to junk chat with failed embed

Remember the time when you just opened the link instead of trusting embeds?

[crimson flame]

dang

i washed mine every 3-4 months

[final cedar]

I got a mouse mat that covers almost the entire desk and just rotate it once a side gets gross

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/43dEX8RTwHI

[crimson flame]

same

[final cedar]

Delete this, you can see uncovered ankles, very haram

[fading shuttle]

No

[onyx birch]

yeah and her face is showing

and her arms

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896037808492412988/1078179904471961631/IMG_1288.jpg

[broken topaz]

mölk

[steady trellis]

mjülk

[runic kernel]

[midnight tree]

mjølk

[runic kernel]

[uncut obsidian]

moloko

[orchid robin]

hmmmmmm

[broken topaz]

hand me the meowk

[orchid robin]

sounds really close to malaka

[midnight tree]

mæow?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1017763195076759582/1077852501216346177/MemeFeedBot.gif

[broken topaz]

real

[runic kernel]

[uncut obsidian]

meeee >-<

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103209684680323072/1078239459289616414/CE7xQmcAcWjz-bXt.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

I've seen a way worse pic like that

[broken topaz]

Thats me rn

My heads fucking killing me

[orchid robin]

kill it before it kills you

[broken topaz]

Okay

[orchid robin]

2000 calories

[runic kernel]

NOOOO

[orchid robin]

Yes

[final cedar]

it's melk

[toxic prism]

5fps game

also this shit

[midnight tree]

yummy

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078255751065239622/brfctd89xmja1-1.png

[toxic prism]

let the cat sleep

[uncut obsidian]

fr bro? ong?

[toxic prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1074704619290243102/sticker_1.gif

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1078266642171166750/wiyH2PAoo9_AHrVSIy-toBY6IMcctUvZpQJWKipJ-GE.png

Me

[uncut obsidian]

Me

[toxic prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763397277590355998/1072185534430064701/attachment.gif

[uncut obsidian]

I'll stab you

[toxic prism]

does the goverment know about this

[uncut obsidian]

how would they know if they won't find the body

[toxic prism]

no no

P!avatar @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Madirex#1001

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[toxic prism]

about this

[uncut obsidian]

how would they know if they have no fucking idea what discord is

[toxic prism]

good

die

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-lightning-you-should-kys-now-gif-24662293

[uncut obsidian]

vandaag om

vandaag om

@grizzled meadow

vandaag om

[toxic prism]

@grizzled meadow

vandaag om

[uneven sinew]

oggi

[uncut obsidian]

om

[toxic prism]

alle

[uneven sinew]

vandaag alle

[toxic prism]

oggi vandaag

[uncut obsidian]

we casting spells up in this bitch

[uneven sinew]

Shadow Government

[uncut obsidian]

also i don't think I'll ever do the battlebit video

[uneven sinew]

Why

[uncut obsidian]

stopped playing it + studying for exams + no time

[uneven sinew]

Falco is still sleeping and it's 11:54 in his timezone

[uncut obsidian]

ded

confirmed

[uneven sinew]

Understandable, same things as what is happening to me

Uni first

[uneven sinew]

Italians confirmed

100% italian

Tomato sauce runs in my veins

[toxic prism]

[broken topaz]

@weak jackal wizard game cracked

[uneven sinew]

Bruh

[toxic prism]

@uncut obsidian hey mwadi

say p!ban 232447588979179521

[weak jackal]

omg nice

time to

"LEGALLY" download it from a "REPUITABLE SITE" by using "LEGAL TENDER"

[broken topaz]

there's about 50000 people trying to "legally" "purchase" it rn

so the DL is slow

[weak jackal]

darn

i'll take a peek around for a site to get it from laters

[broken topaz]

ye im DL with 700 kb - 1mb /s

[uncut obsidian]

yeah funny, Samantha isn't getting banned today

[orchid robin]

but hes in russia

[broken topaz]

[orchid robin]

why use an icbm

and not just a regular ballistic missile

[toxic prism]

[uncut obsidian]

read what the hacker said in #╟❓general-offtopic

[weak jackal]

oh yeah empress is fully insane

known that for a while now

like an actual crazy person

[toxic prism]

she is russian

its fine

i could say the same

[weak jackal]

but they're the only one who cracks games

[toxic prism]

people would cheer me up

[abstract path]

We had this convo already

[broken topaz]

no?

[toxic prism]

P!avatar 920429943102521385

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ᚨᚾᚷᛖᛚ#4994

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[toxic prism]

this shit

[abstract path]

Yes, in my head

[broken topaz]

i wasnt there to have that conversation then

[uncut obsidian]

hot shit

[toxic prism]

ok mentally ill

[uncut obsidian]

🪞

[uncut obsidian]

bro you're doing a uno reverse on a mirror

[toxic prism]

what will it do

reflect back

[amber marsh]

And create a black hole

[toxic prism]

good

[abstract path]

Ja?

[weak jackal]

gonna go play bionicle heroes now

can we have the archaeology mod pls

[amber marsh]

That's the spirit

[weak jackal]

i want dinosaurs

[weak jackal]

maximo and the army of zin

blex

https://i.redd.it/zycbmis6yuja1.jpg

[abstract path]

0-0

[amber marsh]

Half life

[broken topaz]

real

Im trying to call my doctor for an appointment, but theres no call queue, but im also not getting the "line busy"
feels like he just lets it ring and then just hangs up

[trail fulcrum]

@uncut obsidian howdy ruski femboi

[amber marsh]

A real masterpiece

[uncut obsidian]

haiiiii fellow lurker

[amber marsh]

Madi has been completely turned, sadge

[trail fulcrum]

how are you feeling today mr

[amber marsh]

But also 👍🏻

[uncut obsidian]

a long time ago, brother

[uncut obsidian]

gud gud

[trail fulcrum]

good to hear!

don't ever play with barotraumatic on, worst mistake of my life

[broken topaz]

Horrors beyond my comprehension

[toxic prism]

bro took dugong to play barotraumatic

[trail fulcrum]

it's my love okay...?

had that shit upgraded to the max... 😔

[toxic prism]

it literally goes down as soon as one compartment has water

[trail fulcrum]

LITERALLY

armor has a leak? yea you are fucked

armoury*

[toxic prism]

ive been playing orca2 upgraded by my friend

[trail fulcrum]

do not combine barotraumatic with dynamic Europa

worst mistake of my life

so true

[broken topaz]

Another call, another hang up

PLEASE I JUST NEED AN APPOINTMENT

[orchid robin]

accidentally talked outside of brainfart

shit was scary

[somber warren]

lmao no appointment for you

[broken topaz]

GKV moment

[trail fulcrum]

what appointment?

[amber marsh]

gkv?

what's that

[somber warren]

bahahhahahah

[amber marsh]

cbt without the cb

[broken topaz]

Public health insurance in germany

[amber marsh]

ah

stronk moment

[broken topaz]

You get a little preferential treatment if it was private

[somber warren]

Laugh at this Poor dude, can't even afford Private insurance lmao

[uncut obsidian]

yoe hi there

[somber warren]

well i can't either but pssst

[broken topaz]

im a student

[orchid robin]

"IM A STUDENT I NEED MONEY"

[somber warren]

what up

[broken topaz]

no im a student i need psychiatric help

[amber marsh]

welcome to the greek mindset

[orchid robin]

and money

[broken topaz]

true

[somber warren]

things that will never happen

[amber marsh]

literally every greek student ever

[trail fulcrum]

you are in germany so good luck

[amber marsh]

mac, you gotta stop projecting with the cbt

[trail fulcrum]

he wants it

[broken topaz]

just gonna keep calling every 3 minutes

[orchid robin]

cuz most unis dont even have campuses and you have to rent overpriced piece of shit apartments?

no i meants dorms

they dont have dorms

[trail fulcrum]

from what I heard it wasn't that bad before the war

[amber marsh]

and the ones u get are shit

[somber warren]

Oh so you are depressed and are thinking about suicide? I can give you an appointment in 2 years, okay bye (german Mental Help in a Nutshell)

[orchid robin]

before which war, the current one or ww2

[trail fulcrum]

current one...

[broken topaz]

well this is a specialised psychiatrist

so not generall depression stuff

[uncut obsidian]

i want cbt

[broken topaz]

which means he'll be even less available

[uncut obsidian]

i want cbt so badlt

someone

i love capybaras

[somber warren]

so 4 years

lmao

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-capybara-capivara-chill-relax-gif-21621485

[orchid robin]

nah nah it was always like that, landlords like to take everything they can from desperate students who have nowhere else to stay

[broken topaz]

Im just gonna commit suicide

[trail fulcrum]

overrated creature

[uncut obsidian]

la creatura

[amber marsh]

bro you don't even have authentic feta cheese, shut yo bublegum, smelly sock smelling ass up (ily <3)

[broken topaz]

Or ask my parents to pay for private psychiatrist

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-react-thanos-meme-gif-26303208

[trail fulcrum]

well then again, you live in a country almost ran by corrupt criminals so

that's to be expected

[somber warren]

For legal reason, no don't do it. (unofficial understandable tho)

[orchid robin]

"almost"

[broken topaz]

They put me in this world against my will, they can atleast pay for my psychiatry visits

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1064656155554615409/Stalker_punch.gif

almost sent porn

nice

[amber marsh]

homo cat

[orchid robin]

it was our politician that was caught by the EU for fraud etc

and she was just the one that wasnt careful

[trail fulcrum]

not much into the country's politics, i know it's pretty bad

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/install-cat-install-cat-gif-21711026

https://tenor.com/view/uninstall-cat-uninstall-cat-gif-21711031

[trail fulcrum]

my irls lads (real)

[orchid robin]

greek people are so stuck in their past glory that they will vote for anyone who promises that

[amber marsh]

irls?

[orchid robin]

go on

do it

coward

[amber marsh]

"Money exists!"

[trail fulcrum]

Greeks in Egypt were much better

[amber marsh]

huh.mp3

[trail fulcrum]

before the nationalist government kicked them out

[amber marsh]

You mean Egyptians?

[trail fulcrum]

There was Greeks in Alexandria, like a lot

[orchid robin]

bro im so tired that even in our school curriculum the historical material on greece is so glorified almost out of proportion

[trail fulcrum]

but after the 50s, they all got kicked out

[orchid robin]

most of the time the teachers themselves do the glorifying more

[oblique spire]

This is an amazing wallpaper

[somber warren]

LITERALLY ME

[trail fulcrum]

Maybe if you didn't kill the Greek who was to run the country it wouldn't have happen (Ioannis Kapodistrais I think his name was)

[orchid robin]

IN 2ND CLASS OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OUR TEACHER TOLD US ABOUT HOW THE EVIL TURKS FUCKIN KILLED A GREEK HERO AND QUOTE " ROASTED HIM BY THE FIRE"

[uncut obsidian]

life flashing before my eyes

[somber warren]

holy shit you are still playing stalcraft?

[uncut obsidian]

4 stalkers 1 bandit

[orchid robin]

gone wrong

[uncut obsidian]

i came back to it yesterday

[uncut obsidian]

it would've if i would've started blasting

[toxic prism]

sounds highly like skill issue

what will they do

[orchid robin]

granata

[toxic prism]

those are probably kids

[uncut obsidian]

i saw the first guy and he seemed too calm and I was right

[devout night]

[somber warren]

i played both betas to much, now i don't wanna grind for hours just to see new content

[orchid robin]

the only kill i got in that game

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

was when i saw a stalker

run up to him with a 12 gauge while his back was turned

and blasted his head off

[trail fulcrum]

I am dead. 🚬

[toxic prism]

you should buy an orca 2

[trail fulcrum]

I started with low cash and I need to keep buying fuel rods unless I want to be stranded in the middle of the Europan ocean

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/saruman-palantir-gif-19765279

T-34-85 magically becoming indestructible fortress with God's lance as a weapon once it's in the enemy team

[toxic prism]

it takes skill NOT to kill it

[broken topaz]

WHY IS THERE NO CALL QUEUE

[trail fulcrum]

abandoned

welcome to Germany bud

[eager igloo]

Or swedish tanks are just shit as I suspected

[broken topaz]

My GP has a queue

which is nice

every other doctor doesnt

if only you can make appointments over email

but no

always have to fucking call

in the 3 1 hour time windows they have in a week

[somber warren]

is there a recipe hotline?

[broken topaz]

and its always busy

[somber warren]

try that one

[broken topaz]

nop

[trail fulcrum]

👁️ _ 👁️

[broken topaz]

They would have executed me

but atleast

[somber warren]

[broken topaz]

in a timely fashion

[toxic prism]

what is that even

[broken topaz]

so my suffering would be over

[toxic prism]

never played barotraumatic

[trail fulcrum]

think of a husk but more powerful and it's not easy to kill by conventional means

[toxic prism]

like a husk husk

[trail fulcrum]

I blasted it with a bunch of Flak ammo

[toxic prism]

the human husk

[trail fulcrum]

nope

[somber warren]

Railgun Nuke it is

[trail fulcrum]

and that fucker took all my ammo

but I got 10k out of it

(it was not worth it)

[toxic prism]

physicorium railgun with masterwork c4 it is

[trail fulcrum]

time to intentionally kill my crew

[somber warren]

Literally me as a Captain

also i am stealing all the fentanyl for personal use

Opiate Addiction Gaming

[trail fulcrum]

overdosing the only doctor on board

[toxic prism]

honestly ai doctors are useless

even worse

[somber warren]

its cool, the doc complains all the time that there is nothing to do for him. Now he is dead. Thats what you get

[toxic prism]

they use your medical suplies on some bukllshit

[trail fulcrum]

that's why i never order the ai to do doctoring

best way to lose all medical supplies on board

[oblique spire]

Bro looks ready to end it

[broken topaz]

just like me fr fr

[midnight tree]

literally me

[abstract path]

Their literally

Dead

Me rn

[trail fulcrum]

so true

[heady crow]

Who are you rn ?

[stone blade]

saab gaming

[runic kernel]

doing installs tomorrow
Dredding it

[trail fulcrum]

grenade assistant! throw it back!!!

the assistant in question:

[heady crow]

The Captain watching the security guard shoot the last nuclear shell a moloch 5 meters away

[grizzled meadow]

vandaag om

⛈️

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024760

hiiii bruno

[heady crow]

Wsg