🎪bruh-fart

[still prism]

damn dudes I fell asleep and drooled

[pastel quartz]

HAIIIIII MADIII

[uncut obsidian]

HIIII

[still prism]

too cozy snow day listening to discord bloobs

[uncut obsidian]

haiii maja haiii hii hioooiii!!!!

[pastel quartz]

omg when will we finally go on a date?

[uncut obsidian]

when you'll buy me plane tickets so I can fly to you

[pastel quartz]

can u do that when the thing is happening?

[uncut obsidian]

auhhhhh yes if I'll have money

[hoary elk]

Guitar girl nendo

[uncut obsidian]

why is there so many new people

[pastel quartz]

TRUEE

go away

[uncut obsidian]

in the last 3 days brainfart attracted like 10 new users

[hoary elk]

New regulations

[crimson flame]

stalker = budget atomic hearts

[fading shuttle]

i prefer new users compared to the hellscape that brainfart was for months

[hoary elk]

Agree

[pastel quartz]

then just stay on brainfart 2.0?

[uncut obsidian]

what's brainfart 2.0

[pastel quartz]

another discord server the classic people made, they stay there

[solar obsidian]

Queen*

[pastel quartz]

hai dad!!!

[uncut obsidian]

I'm sorry to tell you this but at least 3 of new brainfart visitors are femboy enjoyers

[solar obsidian]

me and who

[fading shuttle]

i wish i could but i only joined brainfart 2.0 today.

[plucky void]

and who the fuck are the """""""""""""""""""""classic"""""""""""""""""""""""""" people

[pastel quartz]

redacted

[pastel quartz]

ehh this guy is also polish madi..

[solar obsidian]

jealous much?

[hoary elk]

Vroom

[plucky void]

nah, legitimately curious so I know who to avoid

it's probably people who got aldo'd anyways

[solar obsidian]

that's a long list , except you

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-happy-mr-burns-simpsons-satisfied-gif-16091269

[solar obsidian]

not really

like what 1-2?

[fading shuttle]

good luck avoiding falco

[crimson flame]

intense cqb battle

accidentally shoots a civilian

"you just shot an unarmed civilian you stupid mf"

throws my glock onto civilians' body

"look, he's armed"
entire team proceeded to magdump the dead civilian

[plucky void]

Falco's the easiest person to avoid

just don't break any rules

[crimson flame]

wtf brainfart 2

[sharp mural]

Me?

[plucky void]

I know this is absolutely fucking impossible for most of you but it's easy, I swear

[pastel quartz]

mhm!!

[solar obsidian]

the one that @plucky void isnt in because hes not considered "classic"

[fading shuttle]

its easy if you a coward

[plucky void]

apparently voltaire isn't either

[plucky void]

ok novice

[solar obsidian]

im not talking about Volt

[broken topaz]

Its easy, just ignore falco

[fading shuttle]

i am the true brainfarter, you are but a pretender

[sharp mural]

Guess the other dads went to get milk

[pastel quartz]

no i was just watching a movie

remembered you of it

[sharp mural]

you remember me now?

[solar obsidian]

he calls dad anyone

[plucky void]

maja's easy like that

[digital quartz]

even if you dont want to be called dad

[uncut obsidian]

why is there even brainfart 2

crinj

[pastel quartz]

people get banned here

[sharp mural]

m-mo

[digital quartz]

dont you dare

[plucky void]

exactly... the definition of harassment

[uncut obsidian]

the degens get banned

[sharp mural]

what you gonna do? spank me?

[digital quartz]

I forgive and forget

[plucky void]

people missed Alice I guess

[digital quartz]

I will be disappointed

[sharp mural]

you're not already?

[uncut obsidian]

the fake woman on the internet

lmao

[digital quartz]

no

[plucky void]

and the one or two morons who asked to be banned and did not expect Aldo would have actually done it

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-force-unleashed-gif-23620078

[pastel quartz]

plug?

[broken topaz]

weed dealer

[sharp mural]

Drug dealer

[pastel quartz]

oh, that kind of plug

ew

[heady crow]

tha 🔌

[digital quartz]

I can contact my plug in WoW trade chat

[broken topaz]

barrens chat be like

[heady crow]

😭

tomb please

[broken topaz]

bro my plug is amazon.de

[heady crow]

bros is in contact with the worlds biggest pluh

[plucky void]

such a modern plug

[digital quartz]

Jeff Bezos

[uncut obsidian]

wait who exactly, i checks his bans and didn't ses that

p!infractions 304320499113263107

[foggy mantle]

gtanil#5694

Total infractions: 6
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

MUTE | Case [#200]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 07/07/2022 04:03pm UTC
Reason: for meing terrifying 5m

MUTE [5 minutes] | Case [#201]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 07/07/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: for being terrifying

MUTE [1 day] | Case [#207]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/08/2022 12:42am UTC
Reason: Politically loaded video meme.

MUTE [5 minutes] | Case [#264]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/04/2022 07:50pm UTC
Reason: for talking shit

UNMUTE | Case [#283]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/12/2022 02:28pm UTC
Reason: MY MAN

BAN | Case [#325]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 08/27/2022 08:10pm UTC
Reason: Fine, I will grant it to you since you are so bored of being here and don't want to leave like a decent person. Reason: Posting "Putin pressing the missile button"-meme.

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[uncut obsidian]

jesust

[broken topaz]

Jeff bizzle

[digital quartz]

damn thats a whole book

[plucky void]

didn't bz11k also ask to get banned or something

[heady crow]

andrew :(

[digital quartz]

jeff shipping those packs himself

[uncut obsidian]

4 of those are joke infractions

[plucky void]

owait bz is still around

[pastel quartz]

i feel like the pic is kinda too umm, dark

[plucky void]

[heady crow]

ye

[pastel quartz]

do u want me to edit it?

[heady crow]

and also 480p screenshot

nah ill get a better one

[digital quartz]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

oki

[uncut obsidian]

i still believe that some of Aldo's bans were 1984

[plucky void]

herd u waz talkin shiet

aldo himself is !1984

[pastel quartz]

what if you keep infinitely increasing the brightness of a picture, does it have a limit?

[plucky void]

although I sometimes kinda miss him... y'all cross the line way too often and the other mods are too lenient

[uncut obsidian]

Since he disappeared the amount of 1984 reduced

[restive bronze]

what a sub

[plucky void]

look at the crapshow that happened in offtopic earlier today

no one even got warned

ppl post nsfw and happens

[pastel quartz]

who posted nsfw

[solar obsidian]

@plucky void did u report them?

[plucky void]

like I'm gonna show you

[manic saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1UfNjdJ_Y

[plucky void]

what am I, a snitch?

Mods were on at the time and saw it

cops are dirty

[restive bronze]

you sound like a bitch rn

[plucky void]

cops are in on it

trust no one

[solar obsidian]

@plucky void then why do you even care?

[sharp mural]

[pastel quartz]

hiiiiii

[plucky void]

because double standards = bad

[solar obsidian]

if you think so

[sharp mural]

hey Maja do you want attention again?

[pastel quartz]

no

[sharp mural]

good, i'm tired

[hoary elk]

you should have triple standards

[digital quartz]

triple double standards

[uncut obsidian]

what

[digital quartz]

nothing less than 30/10/10

[uncut obsidian]

i never saw anything happen

[hoary elk]

of course the german dude just comes and outdoes me

[plucky void]

dude posts stalker nsfw, nothing happens

[uncut obsidian]

oh I was sleeping

[steady trellis]

that was ages ago

[digital quartz]

I saw the opportunity to make a basketball joke in this sportsball deprived channel and I took it

[steady trellis]

gesus get off your horse

[solar obsidian]

damn, should've reported him if you care so much

[restive bronze]

snitch

[plucky void]

and I called it out instantly and I was right about nothing happening

[steady trellis]

mimimi

[pastel quartz]

cute pfp

[heady crow]

he got that rizz stare

[plucky void]

see what I mean

[hoary elk]

he got da thug hunter stare

[digital quartz]

oh hell nah thats perfect

[pastel quartz]

i prefer the other guy

OR OMGGGRWHET brutus is~~~

[heady crow]

i prefer him

real

[digital quartz]

Pullo a real one

[restive bronze]

lol sorry for messaging you, i ment to put that in notes

[plucky void]

lul

imagine adding notes about ppl

[uncut obsidian]

why do you think we have !report?

[uncut obsidian]

do you think we can monitor the chat 24/7?

[heady crow]

moderatour

[steady trellis]

yes, you gotta be an omnipresent, always 100% integer and right machine

no life

just mod

[heady crow]

^

[restive bronze]

only mod, no snack

[heady crow]

grok should employ you guys full time

ngl

[restive bronze]

make safe space for @plucky void

[plucky void]

I mean if you guys moderated as much as you shitposted, that would've been caught but who am I to speak

[pastel quartz]

wahh ur pfp reminds me of aksela nd now i wanna ask you abotu starsector

[hoary elk]

no more bad words?

[steady trellis]

i think you're bored

[restive bronze]

don't hurt MBO's feelings

he's soft

[heady crow]

hes here to instigate

[uncut obsidian]

-Oh wow, this person just got killed! I'm sure the police won't do anything about it!
stands there staring at the body for 10 minutes
-Well, exactly what i said! Our police is so bad!
walks away, never reporting the murder

[heady crow]

now what instigate means idk

[restive bronze]

but also sounds like the kind of person to remind the teacher about homework at the end of class.

[plucky void]

wow. Such a sensible analogy

[digital quartz]

I only know world class olympic instigators

[hoary elk]

is that russian humour or something?

[pastel quartz]

hes not wrong

[uncut obsidian]

if i would've been shitposting at 9am that day i would've seen it

[maiden wind]

I

[hoary elk]

bien

[uncut obsidian]

kill, murder

[restive bronze]

fall out window

[pastel quartz]

jesus we are talking about docking each other's asses, and now ur really that hurt because someone sent a stalker nsfw

[uncut obsidian]

[plucky void]

that's my friggin point maja

[restive bronze]

i'll dock you if it makes you feel better.

want some man love bro?

[pastel quartz]

no, ur probably obese

[heady crow]

@digital quartz ngl if you arent too busy with your cushy government job what show do we watch after rome ?

[pastel quartz]

half of this server is

[restive bronze]

i am not

[uncut obsidian]

i want some real men friendship

[restive bronze]

but it is ok

[heady crow]

theres barbarians, youd like it bcs half of it is just modern german

[restive bronze]

i'll get fat for you and become a thicc boi

[pastel quartz]

please ping me next timme, iw ant itt

[digital quartz]

idk barbarians sounds good

[heady crow]

bet

[heady crow]

bet

[plucky void]

It's not my fault mods don't enforce rule 5

[pastel quartz]

is there only one season of the tihng we are watching

[plucky void]

because if they did, half of you would've been gone lmao

[heady crow]

barbarians is less historically accurate atleast in terms of costumes but it should still be a banger

[pastel quartz]

ACTHUALLY ITS ROLE 5, ITS FORCED TO BE ENFORCED 🤓

[heady crow]

2 seasons

[pastel quartz]

owhh, okie

[plucky void]

enjoy them double standards boi

[digital quartz]

oh yeah from what I saw its bad, but at least then we can make fun of it

[heady crow]

yeahh 😭

[pastel quartz]

omgg thats so true but about everyone, not girls

[pastel quartz]

WE ARE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE

[heady crow]

straigthcels seething over gaychads

[restive bronze]

didn't know you lived in turkey

[hoary elk]

shutup alcoholic

[pastel quartz]

haiiii pipp

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[pastel quartz]

hes alcoholic?

[heady crow]

i wish, i cannot afford to be alcoholic

[hoary elk]

[digital quartz]

oh shit COLTRANE?

[hoary elk]

ill drink on your behalf 💪

[heady crow]

hes getting CRUNK

[heady crow]

thanks brother

[plucky void]

I should probably join that brainfart 2.0 now

[heady crow]

ill pour one out for you next time theres shots for 1 euro at a local pub

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-eddie-brock-topher-grace-peter-parker-spiderman3-gif-22431430

[uncut obsidian]

as if you can join it

[digital quartz]

that happens? I thought you had to be a millionaire in Finland to drink alcohol

[heady crow]

you arent there either

[sharp mural]

Gatekeeping 2.0

[digital quartz]

[heady crow]

well its more like half a shot for one euro on specific nights with a student card

[plucky void]

can get an invite as soon as my DM is replied to

[plucky void]

also exposed

[sharp mural]

Don’t let him in, I don’t need to be in there to know not to

[heady crow]

they are banking on the fact i live in the biggest student city in finland

[digital quartz]

just moonshine your own shit

[hoary elk]

yeah dude ill bring you some ayahuasca

[digital quartz]

truee

[restive bronze]

Just drink hand sanitizer

[digital quartz]

find your true spiritual self

[heady crow]

got a friend who makes cider, apple jack and other liqours

[restive bronze]

add some salt

[uncut obsidian]

Because the real brainfart is superior

[heady crow]

ill get on the same grind next autumn

[hoary elk]

not taking responsibility if your trip is eternal

[heady crow]

true, who knew that a completely unmoderated brainfart with no influx of new members could be bad

[digital quartz]

man Bruno different since that ayahuasca trip

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-cabello-cocaine-cocaina-harina-flour-gif-16189627

Cocaina, no, flour

[plucky void]

you talking about 2.0 or this one?

[uncut obsidian]

Unmoderated brainfart = racist and porn memes 24/7

[heady crow]

The shots were more like half shots yeah xd

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-leron-elon-musk-saturday-night-live-i-wonder-gif-21567737

[hoary elk]

1 yuro

[digital quartz]

hmm love me a tall glass of soap water

[pastel quartz]

i love this guy

[heady crow]

😭

thats long drink

koff long drink tho so worse than hartwall

[pastel quartz]

is that elon musk

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckW9qD4Y7IQ @digital quartz

[hoary elk]

no it's yi long ma

[pastel quartz]

yi long ma?

[hoary elk]

Chinese Elon

[pastel quartz]

:c i hoped for ma balls meme

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[digital quartz]

😭 nah chief this not it

[heady crow]

industry plant i tell you

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck are these pictures

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3GfgmrCXvI

Thank you based YT reuploader

[digital quartz]

frfr

[uncut obsidian]

kracc bacc

[fading shuttle]

thats about right, i felt instantly at home

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-yi-long-musk-elon-tusk-social-credit-xi-jinping-gif-24369413

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yi-lan-ma-chinese-elon-musk-elon-musk-gif-25624596

[grizzled meadow]

I was looking for the video, then I remembered that they took down the channel, I don't remember why

[digital quartz]

did I sent you this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOhEqno29t4

[uncut obsidian]

because nikocado

[grizzled meadow]

Oh right

[heady crow]

flutes and steel drums never disappoint

on the dl i fw this pfp

gotta get a better one when we finish the show so i dont get any spoilers

[digital quartz]

its good

[heady crow]

from the search

[digital quartz]

oh true we don't want spoilers in our historical show

[heady crow]

nah but like

[heady crow]

if something happens to pullo for example

im gonna cry

[digital quartz]

nah Pullo and Vorenus are 2 lucky mfers

"lucky"

[heady crow]

man

they will do something for the sake of drama

it cant be sunshine and rainbows constantly

[pastel quartz]

hot

[sharp mural]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OswwYvkS0k4?feature=share

[uncut obsidian]

Atomic Heart players found an easter egg with the real number of one of the developers of the game. On the first day, about 20 people called him, after which he blocked his SIM card.

@grizzled meadow

[dark bobcat]

No

[digital quartz]

I feel like you can nip this one in the bud madi

[uncut obsidian]

i want to understand first what the fuck is he posting

[sharp mural]

Warning inbound

[olive yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938851582739615816/1076685939734224986/Cringe.gif

[pastel quartz]

why do u post that degen shit

[steady trellis]

p!mute @dark bobcat 3d nsfw memes

[foggy mantle]

@dark bobcat has been muted for 3 days.

[sharp mural]

If it’s too degen for maja it shouldn’t be here

[olive yarrow]

ROLLED AND SMOKED

[digital quartz]

litmus test for nsfw

[gentle saffron]

I shouldnt be here

[pastel quartz]

hi when date

[gentle saffron]

i gotta get outta here

[heady crow]

back to your regularly scheduled programming

[gentle saffron]

tomorrow

[sharp mural]

Sorry you’re stuck here

[pastel quartz]

ur programming? werent u supposed to slep

[heady crow]

ye

gn chat

sleep well you all

[olive yarrow]

i took the train here

[digital quartz]

gngn

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-kitty-gif-25767528

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-kitty-sleepy-head-cat-cute-gif-14555207

[digital quartz]

oh do I have bad news, this is the last station

[uncut obsidian]

gn bruno

[digital quartz]

the actual ad was even worse tbh

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-and-why-he-eepy-laughing-crying-emoji-animals-with-captions-cat-meme-gif-25115470

[olive yarrow]

i would go there if they made that ongg

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/music-excited-jamming-groove-dance-gif-17161697

[plucky void]

classic trolling

[olive yarrow]

oops

[plucky void]

he looks like a thumb

[amber marsh]

ayo?

what's this about???

[plucky void]

all of them

speaking of unemployment, I love spending company time on brainfart. It gives me a really strong feeling that I'm earning my keep

[gentle saffron]

me too

do it all the time

[uncut obsidian]

quite literally, brainfart

[plucky void]

what's this slander, I'm always at monke mode when working

they don't deserve my braincells

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/52BNewYxc04BZ3zFlJtwgGiU-6WGhMvguX_jA6jCUFQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/B1NwJg9Jz.gif

[pastel quartz]

wahhhh

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[slim osprey]

My body is a machine that turns voices in my head into lifting weights

[sharp mural]

Wait you changed your nickname too @pastel quartz

What have I done

[pastel quartz]

whatt, its cute

[sharp mural]

Okay as long as you’re happy

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/52BNewYxc04BZ3zFlJtwgGiU-6WGhMvguX_jA6jCUFQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/B1NwJg9Jz.gif

[pine bison]

bro has it that memorised his body knew what it had to do

[pastel quartz]

i wanna have a purple name :cccc

[cunning jetty]

[pine bison]

bottom to bottom communication

[pastel quartz]

its easier to punch u in the balls from the bottom

[pine bison]

jokes on you im short you'll never be able to reach down far enough

[digital quartz]

thats a bottom threat if I've ever heard one

[pine bison]

[pastel quartz]

how short r u

[pine bison]

5'8

lmao

[pastel quartz]

thats not even short

[pine bison]

mf fell for it

pranked

shortass confirmed

WE GOTTEM

[pastel quartz]

i knoww rightt~

[pine bison]

dont you fuckin tilda me you 4'3 bitchass

[cunning jetty]

do you get on your tippy toes when trying to reach the top roll in a supermarket

[gentle saffron]

5'8"? weak.

[pastel quartz]

i'd love to be 4'3

[pine bison]

no i just reach up

[sharp mural]

Wait 5’8 is average???

[pine bison]

yea 5'8 is average

[pastel quartz]

it is

[gentle saffron]

could kill all of you with my bare hands

[pine bison]

wait skelli did you not know

[pine bison]

do it pussy

you wont

no balls

[cunning jetty]

don't fkin lie im 5'7 I can see through your bullshit

[sharp mural]

Bro now I feel more weird with my 6’2 headass

[cunning jetty]

[gentle saffron]

prepare.

[sharp mural]

Same tho

[pastel quartz]

o- hot >~<

[pine bison]

[pine bison]

bitch

im going to headbutt your knees

[gentle saffron]

6'1" moment

[pine bison]

god damn it

[sharp mural]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[pine bison]

double bitch

[pastel quartz]

i'll headbut ur pp

[hoary elk]

where the manlets at

[pine bison]

[sharp mural]

Pretty sure you’d say that if I was 4ft tall

[pastel quartz]

no

[digital quartz]

where the short kings at?

[sharp mural]

Go for it

[pastel quartz]

i'd be jealous if you'd be 4feet

[hoary elk]

i think in burger units is 6'0

[pastel quartz]

oomfie

[pine bison]

so 5'2 got it

[uncut obsidian]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/52BNewYxc04BZ3zFlJtwgGiU-6WGhMvguX_jA6jCUFQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/B1NwJg9Jz.gif

[pine bison]

[hoary elk]

you're short?

[pine bison]

you cant indoctrinate me into your femboy cult

[sharp mural]

Pretty sure you’re used to being at crotch height by now

[digital quartz]

nah im 6'0 but I like supporting short kings

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[solar obsidian]

that's a lot of anime profiles

[pine bison]

mwadi im immune to your attempts

for i simply

[hoary elk]

too many

[pine bison]

do not care

the ultimate form of defence
absolute apathy

[solar obsidian]

that's depressing

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783426400899563600/1078095201345740810/Berlin-ubahn-musicians-are-built-different.mp4

[pine bison]

you get used to it

once you get past the constant lack of any motivation to get up in the morning its quite nice

since nothing twitter does can bother me

[hoary elk]

i get used to my pecs hurting

[pine bison]

honestly with twitter its cause im so used to their bullshit

[uncut obsidian]

you think you are

[pine bison]

i know i am

[gentle saffron]

cool idea, all of you pay me $5 and i take the winner to red lobster (you will never be seen again)

[pine bison]

to be fair, they have an ocean underwater

cause salt planes

[pastel quartz]

[digital quartz]

the winner of what?

[sharp mural]

Bet

[gentle saffron]

combat

[sharp mural]

The Darwin Award

[digital quartz]

guys would you let me win? I've never been to Red Lobster

[sharp mural]

Never get into any vehicle with gator

[digital quartz]

please

[gentle saffron]

ill also show you my lego collection

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767873407114018817/1078122366971949126/IMG_6836.jpg

[digital quartz]

[sharp mural]

Reptiles can’t drive

[digital quartz]

me? or Gator?

[gentle saffron]

im not a fucking millionare

take it or leave it

im looking for cheap whores here

[pastel quartz]

meeeee!!!

[gentle saffron]

dont question me ted

[pine bison]

damn bro can i get a few red circles and arrows? cant find the cat

[gentle saffron]

a shocked clickbait style face too

[digital quartz]

in a youtube thumbnail

else I wont find the cat

[sharp mural]

Nice embed loser

[urban ocean]

When @grizzled meadow writes guard dialogue.

[proud torrent]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1677107734522060.webm

[cunning jetty]

phone user behaviour

[sharp mural]

You’re correct

[sharp mural]

I was busy

[cunning jetty]

busyhands

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-giga-chad-chad-xp-to-level3-gif-26407974

[gentle saffron]

callin the doctor cause i feel icky and was told i shouldnt go till im good cause they dont want me getting everyone sick

i must eat soup and become big and strong again

[sharp mural]

Take care of yourself

[uncut obsidian]

monkeyhate is the worst thing on the internet

[slim osprey]

Minor spelling mistake

[gentle saffron]

thank you thank you i shall

[hoary elk]

shieeet this lookin tasty

[slim osprey]

Die

[gentle saffron]

i only need myself

[uncut obsidian]

major in this case

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929835092178763779/1077987809320763534/ten_more_ways_to_chop_an_onion_perfect_cut.mp4

[hoary elk]

big ass bone

[heavy peak]

@marsh crow

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078119413456306236/FB_IMG_1677112657161.jpg

[gentle saffron]

who the fuck is here and NOT older than serbia

[cunning jetty]

you

[gentle saffron]

definitely not me

im an old man

honkshooo

mimimi

[cunning jetty]

[gentle saffron]

now get off my lawn

[uncut obsidian]

bubble wrap that will entertain me for the next 3 days

[digital quartz]

dont you dare pop those bubbles

[uncut obsidian]

what, no

[uncut obsidian]

already am

[digital quartz]

D:

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1078133617391325294/FB_IMG_1677112657161.png

[uncut obsidian]

oh i thought you said siberia

minor reading mistake

skill issue

[digital quartz]

pee punch

[gentle saffron]

swing and a miss

[foggy mantle]

@uncut obsidian, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

[gentle saffron]

the nice nurse lady told me i can stay home tomorrow:)

[devout night]

I have found the best atomic heart meme

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

lets fucking GOOOO

i dont gotta work

but now what do i do

[devout night]

I bet it's not the only thing Madi gargles

[uncut obsidian]

[devout night]

If that is true then I am both terrified and horny

[unkempt oasis]

ok, what now?

[uncut obsidian]

also haiiii bread

[devout night]

Now you have to acquire The Light Soul, TO ALFHEIM

[gentle saffron]

i love when in dark souls they say "its dark soulin time!" and dark all over the souls

[devout night]

Hewwo Maaaaaadi!

[abstract path]

Why do these chicks look hot but in a kind of way that i wanna be that?

[gentle saffron]

theyre fucking metal

steel

[unkempt oasis]

far beyond that, boy

[abstract path]

Makeup exists

[unkempt oasis]

Meet: TheodorThickThighs

[gentle saffron]

you cannot fuck steel

[abstract path]

But steel can fuck you

[gentle saffron]

i wish

[abstract path]

I wish too

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-uh-haha-meme-gif-14415788

[crimson flame]

https://twitter.com/literallymecats/status/1628235097404235778?t=1veEFKWzVvSb_aaNbLJxUg&s=19

Cats that are literally me (@literallymecats)

https://t.co/6oGCkzDl8W

Likes

18592

Retweets

3403

Twitter · Feb 22, 2023, 3:27 AM

[devout night]

Idk, but I say be what you wanna be

[crimson flame]

ah yes the broken black knight glaive

[gentle saffron]

i wish i had $30000 USD to spare

[abstract path]

I just wanna look good ,_,

[gentle saffron]

FUCK ORNSTEIN AND SMAUGH

that is all

[abstract path]

Have thick thighs, boobs and a great personality (which i already do)

[devout night]

Shhh I bet you look great

[uncut obsidian]

proof?

[gentle saffron]

I GOT THESE FUCKIN SHITS ON DECK

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275436245318893568/1078056530030637086/huminger.mp4

post memes

[abstract path]

Kinda?

[uncut obsidian]

[devout night]

Okay bet. Hey @abstract path dm me a selfie for proof.

[gentle saffron]

hahaha yes dm me a selfie too, all of you, i definitely wont paste them on my wall full of pictures of other anonymous individuals 😀

i can be trusted around firearms i promise

😀

[abstract path]

I can be trusted with a 2 inch knife i promise

starts innocently murdering a whole police station

[red glade]

I can't be trusted with 2 inches which is why god only gave me 1

[abstract path]

That's....ouch

[digital quartz]

we gotta work with the tools we have

[devout night]

Okay

[abstract path]

Sure thing

[uncut obsidian]

i have a knife

have i told you before that I have a knife

doesn't matter, i have a knife

[devout night]

I also have a knife

[uncut obsidian]

look at this beautiful knife

[devout night]

It's blue

[gentle saffron]

thanks guys

[red glade]

Someone stole my knife :<

[gentle saffron]

its all actually a ploy to see who the real ones are

im a very nice man

[sharp mural]

Someone stole my wife

[devout night]

That's a great knife, you should bring it closer for inspection

[gentle saffron]

me as fuck

[red glade]

I had a really nice Morakniv but some degen broke into my car and stole the motherfucker on Christmas

[devout night]

Damn that is nice

[digital quartz]

knife posting? new brainfart arc?

[sharp mural]

You can keep them

[gentle saffron]

shockingly i dont own any knives

i own guns tho

[uncut obsidian]

knife posting already happened on new years

[gentle saffron]

plenty of that

[devout night]

Btw nice new pfp

[gentle saffron]

but im banned from discussing guns cause someone is JEALOUS of my freedom

no gunposting in brainfart

[red glade]

The knife...it appears to say cheburek

This makes me hungry

[devout night]

Just discuss them with the rest of the mental institution they have you committed to Gator

[abstract path]

Here ya go

[sharp mural]

Florida man boasts about touching alligator in discord

[uncut obsidian]

smol

[gentle saffron]

ping me next time coward

[abstract path]

I agree

[devout night]

uwu shank me Madi

[abstract path]

I prefer to call it a mor precise knife

[uncut obsidian]

i will

[gentle saffron]

theres a fucking restaurant down the road that has a giant alligator pit

im not even kidding

[devout night]

Nice hand

[devout night]

please do

[sharp mural]

Next time you walk past a don’t molest the gators sign please post it

[abstract path]

Nice bread

[gentle saffron]

HANG ON I TOOK A PICTURE OF ONE FOREVER AGO

[devout night]

Thanks

[abstract path]

No problem -w-

Ok i sleep

[uncut obsidian]

p!avatar @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ᚨᚾᚷᛖᛚ#4994

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[uncut obsidian]

what is that

[devout night]

Goodnight friend

[slim osprey]

Sex

[uncut obsidian]

that looks like porn

[devout night]

It's an amazing new pfp

[abstract path]

I can explain :))

[uncut obsidian]

post full version or I'm gonna come

[gentle saffron]

nvm the sign is boring and doesn't explicitly say to not molest them

[arctic kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836721104759554108/1076185246514544720/Breen_ElevenAI.mp4

[digital quartz]

man that must've been a really hot day, she is panting

[abstract path]

Cum and seethe then

[devout night]

Post full version and I will probably come

[sharp mural]

If it did it would’ve been a great pfp

[abstract path]

Eh ok

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

wait a minute

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

it doesnt say not to molest them

https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-hands-evil-smile-evil-smirk-patrick-star-gif-17745265

[devout night]

GATOR NO DON'T DO IT

[digital quartz]

I think that is implicit

[devout night]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[uncut obsidian]

whAt

[abstract path]

Here

[sharp mural]

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-smile-grin-devious-evil-scheming-gif-24073832

[devout night]

THE CHILDREN, YOU'LL SCAR THEM FOR LIFE

[sharp mural]

@gentle saffron do it

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-boner-gif-15104613

[slim osprey]

[uncut obsidian]

[crimson flame]

this is a joke im not a pedo

[slim osprey]

They really got pedophiles and zoophilies up in here

[digital quartz]

yeah enough brainfart for today

gn

[devout night]

Sir this is a Wendy's please leave

[uncut obsidian]

mfw

not hot

[slim osprey]

I'm tempted to leave

[abstract path]

How

[uncut obsidian]

woman

[sharp mural]

It’s mid

[devout night]

Nah it's pretty hot

[abstract path]

.<.

Rude?

[devout night]

Got me bricked up on a Wednesday night

[sharp mural]

I miss sanic

[sharp mural]

My bad

[red glade]

Make #🎪bruh-fart Meme Again

[devout night]

Well time to go take out the trash, I dunno how the fuck I'm gonna get myself in there but I'll figure it out. Farewell for now all

[sharp mural]

Wait where are we going

You never said it was date night tonight

Now I need to get ready

Fuck

[devout night]

Outside in this -37 weather to take out loads of trash

It's Trash pickup tomorrow

[gentle saffron]

GROSS

[sharp mural]

1v1 Canada you got this

[gentle saffron]

cold gross

[devout night]

Well that's Canada for yah

[sharp mural]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-22660176

[gentle saffron]

i liked canada

it was cool up there

[uncut obsidian]

-37?

where do you live

[sharp mural]

It’s Fahrenheit I think

[uncut obsidian]

oh lmao

murican numbers

imagine not using Celsius

[sharp mural]

Yuhhhh

[devout night]

Canada

[devout night]

No it is not

[sharp mural]

What

You’re using normal ppl

[devout night]

It's Canada dingus of course we use normal people temperatures

Although -37 celsius is basically the same in Farenheit anyway

[uncut obsidian]

weather is a strange thing

I'm in Siberia and I get -5

[red glade]

mmk bed time, a parting gift. words of wisdom.

[devout night]

Wack

[uncut obsidian]

real

[devout night]

But I mean shit can I come over? -5 sounds far better

[toxic prism]

I have awoken

[gentle saffron]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

They will not find you

[uncut obsidian]

we had around -30 just a month ago

[gentle saffron]

its currently 70° Fahrenheit for me rn :)

[devout night]

Yikers

[toxic prism]

What the fuck is Fahrenheit

Bro Celsius is superior

[gentle saffron]

you sure youre allowed to say that with your sheer lack of FREEDOM MEASUREMENTS?

[gentle saffron]

youre lucky we dont measure our temperature with the dials on a fucking fryer

[gentle saffron]

perish

[slim osprey]

Preach

[echo slate]

Galatians 4:16

[gentle saffron]

what the fuck

[slim osprey]

[crimson flame]

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558046542695759882/1078075625740443689/rapidsave.com_mobility_character-gfecunj3qpja1.mp4

[toxic prism]

Perish

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/based-kneel-dark-souls-gif-24182729

[primal kiln]

https://rojogato.com/proxy/ZWFUEMQzpEVaVh6lAl1IBdhTM1lQWxZwMR0RWKPeOEA/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRpYS5nbGVhc29uYXRvci5jb20vZmU1MDlmZjc0NjdjNzAzZTlmYTUwNDEyZTQ3NjYzNmFiMmExM2Y4YjU2ODM3YzdiMDMyY2QxOGRiNTBkNTZiZi5tcDQ/fe509ff7467c703e9fa50412e476636ab2a13f8b56837c7b032cd18db50d56bf.mp4

[echo slate]

Based Bush

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

JFK fucking got me

[languid rapids]

Disregard the friend request if its still there. I pressed that by mistake. Now it wont let me undo it apparently

Or reject it

[uncut obsidian]

shnow

[uncut obsidian]

you're gonna stay my fan forever now

[languid rapids]

https://tenor.com/bF9p8.gif

[uncut obsidian]

I'm gonna screenshot it and send it to every news agency

breaking news, Shadow simping for femboys

https://youtu.be/vdQaWhlw-nk

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998107669036539914/1078126311559671939/v14044g50000cfnkv6rc77udf9pn8gdg.mov

[devout night]

me too tbh

[uncut obsidian]

understandable

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1076919795200569354/VID_20230218_104250_356.mp4

[devout night]

Madi can we be fwends

[uncut obsidian]

we aren't already? :<

[devout night]

well I mean of course we are but not officially

[uncut obsidian]

officially

[devout night]

it's official when we kiss

[hoary elk]

bro wants a friendship bracelet

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[uncut obsidian]

friendship documents

[devout night]

if Madi made me one I would wear that shit everyday no cap

my wrist be nakey, be cool to have something there tbh

[toxic prism]

P!avatar @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Madirex#1001

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[toxic prism]

https://youtu.be/3y2-IRl_u5Y

[uncut obsidian]

hwat

[uncut obsidian]

im ready

[hoary elk]

nice hands

[pine bison]

mf got them salad fingers

[devout night]

Madi got gr8 hands fr fr

[crimson flame]

fake news

[devout night]

Madi should be a hand model

make bank

[pine bison]

him gaining

[toxic prism]

Look at those weak homosexual hands

[hoary elk]

he's gonna be a tiger for sure

[devout night]

I have sent over the documents

[mortal violet]

this feline is a certified lifter

[devout night]

certified gain maker

anyway back to the void

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962996270874648636/1078156614042910900/PICKLE_MAJIMA.mp4

[devout night]

gr8 meme, I wonder where I've seen it before...

[toxic prism]

[devout night]

we'll never know

[toxic prism]

@stone blade

THE MODS ARE ASLEEP POST THIS CAT

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077568836699697172/togif-18.gif

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170838087094282/1078165309673971712/DEADLY_CIA_GANGSTERS_CIA_COMPUTER_GOD.mp4

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1078168110760198274/5E644D54-396C-4E5C-9CEB-3531A0FFFD10.jpg

ngl it's gonna be less boring

especially football, let them tackle them. break those leg

[crimson flame]

have you seen someone got tackled and it literally tore open their entire thigh, revealing the bone meat and muscle

[crimson flame]

100% at some point, athlete will die right after the tournament ends lol

[sullen ermine]

any link? i wanna see it

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XeXrwwz2w4

i think its on the thumbnail

kinda forgot

but the dude who got tackled and gored his thigh immediately got up and walked to the opposing manager to show him the wounds

because the opposing manager gave instructions to play as hard as possible, as in physically hurt your opponent while tackling

[sullen ermine]

cant believe it's still on youtube

i can see the bone

[crimson flame]

i told u

sometimes football is ugly

there will always be extremes on each spectrum

[uncut obsidian]

[hoary elk]

joga bonito

[crimson flame]

people who intentionally cause as much harm as possible
and
people who dives like a mf when someone sneezed at them

[devout night]

[hoary elk]

sometimes you've gotta do it though

when a guy's too good

[devout night]

lost in the sauce

[crimson flame]

true, some plays can literally save the game, even if you get red card committing it

i just want to see referee gives yellow cards to people who dive more often

[stone shoal]

Australian war criminal moment

[visual stirrup]

The guy getting shot because there wasn't room in the chopper?

[stone shoal]

Nah, Aussie made a video about prominent Military people throwing radios on Civilians they blasted so they can be war criminals with no charges

https://youtu.be/_NCPkoUekHQ

[devout night]

warcrimes are based

[uncut obsidian]

[stone shoal]

Only videogame warcrimes... Or on a rimworld.

[devout night]

nah irl warcrimes too

[stone shoal]

The Glow...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71BTW3KRcNL._AC_SX522_.jpg

[devout night]

I support warcrimes against them damn Skeeters

bastards think they can steal my blood for FREE?

hell no

[stone shoal]

I only support warcrimes if it's literally glassing a country with nukes

[devout night]

[stone shoal]

[visual stirrup]

ONE MILLION LIVES!

[stone shoal]

PICTURE IT!

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/9DIecz73m_A

[hoary elk]

real men use the KI-10 helicopter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_oeFOAysoI

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-glorious-nippon-steel-filthy-gaijin-gaming-gif-16935938

[crimson flame]

mini wish granter

[hasty dove]

da father slap https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fMiwpuXGqm0

[heavy peak]

@ruby minnow in a nutshell

[toxic prism]

@stone blade

[wary flume]

What brand is that

[crimson flame]

hes probably asleep bro stop pinging him

[toxic prism]

he shall be awake

he will see it when he wakes up

[oblique spire]

PZ is still bugged

I have slept 4 times and yet this still happens when I start walking

Had a fucking military truck as well

[reef anchor]

download a mod

disable sleep

[oblique spire]

Doing that now

just a pity as I need to start a new game for the mod to work

So Mr. Beans committed not living

[devout night]

RIP Mr. Beans

gone but not forgotten

[oblique spire]

Fr

We have his twin

Beans Beans

Mr. Beans

[runic kernel]

god bless frendlyjordies

[restive bronze]

What mods you running playa?

[oblique spire]

Too many to list

[toxic prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgaYe4ZYYyY

what a thrill

@stone blade how i sleep

[abstract wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455236204477022208/1078035889378304071/objection-4829618.mp4

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/pizza__dad/status/1628392720791138305?s=46&t=dEu7B3e6ZYxLwpIU9Z5BUA

Pretty much

[stone blade]

he's here for interview

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/1078196739703578674/unknown.jpeg?width=373&height=662

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/sVThCuT8j0A

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776208924222160940/1078213824924090448/IMG_3287.png

you fucking idiots were jacking off to cats this entire time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776208924222160940/1078213810348888064/IMG_3286.png

get fucking dunked on, furries

[heady mango]

Yiff

[proven crown]

I have no issue with anime being at 1 on the Furry scale

[midnight tree]

furry

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

I slept very well 💗

[midnight tree]

no

[stone blade]

?

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/im-losing-my-grip-gif-24549187

[midnight tree]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1078218317363421255/unknown.png

[toxic prism]

@uncut obsidian

[midnight tree]

based

[toxic prism]

based

[final cedar]

based

[midnight tree]

wtf i love atomic heart now

[final cedar]

which retard wrote that article?

[toxic prism]

no idea

[uncut obsidian]

zaza

[toxic prism]

huh

[fading shuttle]

Zased

[toxic prism]

what about it

[stone blade]

mfw you say good morning and nobody says it back

holy shit

0 respect in this chat nowdays

[toxic prism]

good morning bulgaria

[stone blade]

there we go

[trim pilot]

argonian nerevar

[uncut obsidian]

good night bro

[ruby minnow]

i didn't die

[stone blade]

sure

[ruby minnow]

bad news

at least for me

[abstract wing]

Its just an art

[midnight tree]

stage one: denial

[stone blade]

stage 2:acceptance

the 2 stages of a tarkov player

[uncut obsidian]

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[abstract wing]

My man high on crack

Or too many edgy memes

[abstract wing]

When 2022 and 2023 stage

[stone blade]

you play spt tho

not tarkov

[toxic prism]

worse

[stone blade]

exactly

he only gets half the full picture

[stone blade]

he'll never know the feeling of being the gatekeeper of KIBA and killing half the lobby

Never.

[ruby minnow]

he'll never feel getting exit camped

[stone blade]

there's actually very few of those

except reserve

but fuck that map

[ruby minnow]

yeah talking about tarkov i need to talk to my internet provider so if they can they will turn it into ipv4

tarkov doesn't support ipv6