#🎪bruh-fart
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the secret to nice skin is, not being a stinky gamer boy
rEAL
It apparently had 3 different clogs in it
honestly, yeah 70% of this chat are femboys
So it popped 3 different times
also falco hi|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ @grizzled meadow
love this one
Do you know how to pop a pimple@that is wide and not tall
It’s kind of hard to get my fingers around it
tru
your mind is getting corrupt
Brainfart affects all, at differing speeds
there's a phage therapy specificially aimed at pimples
if skin hygiene really isn't the issue it'll take out some of the bacteria to restore balance
i wanted to do something about the pimples but just stopped caring
I mean I shower every day and scrub quite well, I don’t know how my skin hygiene would be off
do you moisturize after cleaning pores?
?
otherwise skin will over compensate oil production
Yeah but not just tuna straight from the can and nothing else
also time to launch this again
bored
i need to suffer
i need to make others suffer
but mostly me suffer
jacking off is more entertaining and actually productive than this game
if you just wash with soap you get your skin completely dried out, pores will dump huge excess of talcum and this can cause clogs/ Inflammation. That's why you should apply some face cream, keeps everything lubed right
no
literally me
Ouch
im also sitting in a vc
WHY
SO MANY
NEW
PEOPLE
4 already
man I gotta give myself a peeling scrub 
I've been here for months I just lurked like a dumbass
4 new fembois
WHAT THE FUCK
And played too much stalker
SECOND PERSON
WHO HAS BEEN LURKING FOR MONTHS and decided to speak today
This is the day
We need to run some suitability tests
I don't know just felt like it 
@raw moss dirty whitename
do you wear dresses sometimes?
Occasionally on fridays
oh great, perfect fit

another one for the pipeline statistics
proof
Nice try I don't hand em out that easily
let's trade
there's radiation in the water...
I’ll trade Squingle pictures
turning the frogs
post squingle
That's a mood
He’s 15 years old
Bean pics?! 

Beans
Blessed beans
uh oh not this server with the beans fetish as well
squingle beans
The only fetish that I have is tax evasion
what a snoozer
He’s 15.
old man sleeping
man²
What’s so funny about it
what
what
fuckin sweatlord
That guy looks like a child soldier
Agu
It's a loading area for a new instance
@raw moss
Prey
i skipped stalker general
Lmao
who is in the last pic
me ofc
Now I'm confused which one is the benchmark?! Am I close to the finish line or at the beginning
nice outfit
Past me
I was referring to myself 
then why does it say future you
and not "future me" if you are referring to yourself
Checkmate liberal
cus im the one whos looking at the monitor
so is mya
therefore can you really say you were referring to yourself
don't care, mya is pixels on my screen for my perspective
you too
same goes for you in our perspective
stfu pixel
stfu femboy
does that mean that "pixel" is actually real for you
Now I'm confused
what?
HAIIIIII
same
hii
dont you dare skip the question
I'm a pixel posting anime gifs
well you called me a femboy
i called you a pixel on my screen
Wanna share a bottle of putinka while freedom and duty here smash their heads?
no
so both statements are true
WHY IS SHE TAKING TISSUE
(she's very sick)

so i am pixels too
More for me then 
infact worthless pixels
yes, from a certain point of view
fake

@grizzled meadow thoughts
ME
Oh great someone finally racked up the 25 kills
Bark bark I'm doggy
I DID IT POGU
based
i hope the nuke drops directly onto my house
Same
p!warn @abstract wing no war stuff
@abstract wing has been warned.
obruh
sorry
aight thanks , ill remember
or atleast try to
Alrighty discord where in hell is a half life meme of a cat bumping into someone's head "explicit content"?
eggplant
do i need to announce that im gonna jack off?
No.
AM or FM?
this is an open invitation to at least 5 people here
Heyo falco
brainfart SUCK
dont care
🛔@pastel quartz
real
sounds like a you problem and a skill issue, cope about it
i just pinged him
@amber marsh also wdym by that
Watching respectfully


@pastel quartz
AAAAAAAAA
dont @ me homie
@pastel quartz
@pastel quartz
💀
Minister of Disinformation slaps 🛟🛔🛟🛔
Love it here already
wtffff i wanna paly too
I sure do 
rats fucking suck
omwhhh, i love you by the default then
Nah hornets suck, rats just jump into the kfc fryer all the time


rat ha8r
first kill after several months of not playing stalcraft
RATS SUCK
feelin devious
can we ban this guy
I do give good head you're right
real
Me 2 but that's not the point
@uncut obsidian it's my kill, don't steal it


Hoarding kills lately

Share with others
Literally zero
The only one I wanted left the server
Falco on an unintentional pacifist run

Should let me have the kill
Hi skelli
He will come back
Ah yes the
High Value Target
u want it ?
real
i want it tooo~
@grizzled meadow wrong, both of you... It's
Luv me some good transporting
your mom is a high volume transport vehicle
because i cum a lot
Man, i haven't played it since last year
AND ONLY BECAUSE THE KB MOD I RELIED ONE HASN'T BEEN UPDATED 
It's the trucker life
Especially fun for Germans when they can yell at someone for driving too slow (although they're at the speed limit)
I am german, it's the entire reason I play this game
fucking eurotruck simulator
p!mute 144890124390498304 5m
@midnight tree has been muted for 5 minutes.
lul

deserved
1984

Kamerad
Fucking noice
Kamerad!
THE GERMANS ARE EVERYWHERE LETS GOOOO
Play with ProMods, they literally have half the world as a map extension
p!avatar @raw moss
It's so good
Again i would, if the mod i need wasn't outdated
- No desk space for wheel or wheel itself
Ah F
What mod was it
Realistic steering
What my roommates see at 3am sitting in the kitchen eating shredded cheese
It made keyboard handling smoother
Ah yeee, I remember that one. Bought a steering wheel for myself as a christmas present last year 
he vibin
Even schmoovin
I miss the time where i could get juiced up, pick a 1500km delivery job, tune in into the Metal FM french radio and just drive
how is the steering unrealistic then
@pastel quartz
i wanna play that game pretty badly ;c
One minute it's your classical hard rock.. next its death metal 
FUCK. YES. Literally same, I love it

gn brainfart
kinda sad that we can't play on the same servers
gngn
i hope i get crushed by a building in a earthquake so i don't see this chat ever again
and live peacefully

mood
better luck next life
back from mute
/moderation ban member:@final cedar
helo
If Google aint got you, then Bing got you
🖕
real
bing always gives you the solution to a problem
literally me
you gonna stay dead following bing guides
AT LEAST THEY TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND DONT PUSSYFOOT AROUND THE QUESTION LIKE GOOGLE DOES
exactly
real
You know what they say
We can't expect god to do all the work

nobody says that
damn this game looks nice
frick
lmao
pls no swearing
play stalcraft and end up alt tabbing to discord every 10 seconds
real
Sleep schedules are for weaklings
YAYYY
Still in bed rn
proof?
sleep got me fucked up
And if you can find the appropriate amount of sleep you should go for a lottery ticket
wanna know what else is hard
hot damn new HL2 short from TPG
Resistance members set an ambush for the Combine in the abandoned outskirts of City 17.
A very short explanation behind this custom Combine model for my ...
our economy
very sexy
men should be wearing womens clothing
badum tss
put em on then
objectively correct opinion
women should be wearing mens clothing
nah
-run past 2 stalkers
-say hi
-we go our ways
-30 seconds pass, check the map
-
-want to kill the fucker
-realize that if 2 people died then it's not just "one fucker"
-walk back to base knowing that I betrayed my comrades
Sharply dressed women might be my favorite gender
I do not own this and you should go watch half life but the ai is self aware
blahaj!
reorganizing society to make more men wear women's clothing, and more women wear men's clothing, that is my ultimate mission
mfs not having the superior keyboard layout smh
ight lemme get in bed rq
ew swedish shark
Sign me up for that
your name has been signed, overwatch has been notified
swedeoid
Perfect
svea
shouldnt be that hard
homie what is that 20e keyboard 😭
whats 20e
20 euro
stfu im broke
just say that wearing mens clothing means you wanna look like other men and thats gey, boom every man will now wear womens clothing
Outplayed the system
fair enough
how dare you apply hetero logic to what I do
Overwatch says stop kicking it
taking all the fun out of being gey tbh
to defeat the hetero, you must think like the hetero
tru tru
10€ setup
$1 setup smh
All of my rgbs are pink
but its lights, not sound
ok so
I've already gone through my settings so it's no longer rainbows but colour coded keys instead
i can wake my fans pink wait
rgb lights are cringe for when you want to sit in complete darkness
that's a lot of LGBT lights
RGBTQ lights
pregnante
fuck around and find out
I've reorganized my lgb keyboard into this
Exactly, can't be jumpscared for the 11th time at the brain scorcher if it ain't pitch black in my room
it's a wip though
me
wtf are those wasd keys
@pastel quartz
Who knows? It hasn't happened yet but that doesn't mean it can't happen
logitech shit, it's for playing video games
so wasd is marked different
oh it's original like that?
yeah
homie got that logitech keyboard from early 2010s
don't fix it if it ain't broke
just memorise the keys exact locations
I do
I just wanted it to look neat
Valid
remember those
Ah, understandable 
God now I feel old...

not the macro keys 😭
5 euro setup
I know babe, I know
how is that 5 euro mf
when i accidentally hit the restart button i just click the physical power button to force it off
simple ass
that radeon card
it's actually around 1 080,76
Deadass a reverse bitting
ATI red 
real and me
rubles?
that means its around 3-4 euro
eu
ruble? more like rubble
real
did you buy the hardware from a microcenter?
💀 i found some sort of a lab and it created tihs ship for me
a what
aight
cool
,, upgrade ''
ok, real questions here:
pc on desk or pc on floor
can my planets be as wicekd as that
My actual rig btw
bro got the lgbt lights
homiw hasnt taken the sticker off
7.92mm machine gun penetrated front of turret of is2
pc on the roof
🗿
I did after i took the pic 
oh no pepelaugh
idk, I was on site in russia setting up a PLC once and when the PC ram failed we drove to a shopping mall and bought the ram from a shop called microcenter with boarded up counter.
either bribe them or kill them
if you take out your AI cores they will still know you had them in
mine's on a... floor? desk?
bought mine in DNS
Johnson inspection day is here
this looks like
Buckle up buttercup

Have fun because you are going to be "inspected" every minute of gameplay
zet gaming
its just a curseforge icon
the fuck is a curseforge
real
That's where all cursed gun images come from
Is this the COCKpit?
idk
🇷🇺 
eww

real
@pastel quartz
I turn away for 1 second

🇫🇷
🇸🇮

cringe
It's cold outside
Let's commit arson to warm ourselves up
233k, based
Also Mercedes, you are a man of taste
Oh that's a very old pic 
It’s fucking freezing
@silk oracle
Yeah fair, the game looks much better nowadays xD
Now where did i put my shots
when its so cold outside that your balls turn into raisins

the fucking pipes
I love the metal pipe memery
real
metal pipe my beloved
@silk oracle
My actual build
And it's not even maxed out, engine is somewhere in the middle of the pack, just making enough power to not feel dreadful... And it has great gas mileage to boot 
Metal pipe memes are pristine
@uncut obsidian
where i live
You gonna stream that for me tomorrow?
Next up: card board pipe
real
It's Thursday tomorrow
Yes
U know what happens on Thursdays
Forza
Me casually falling asleep to:
Live sports
Do NOT under any circumstance reupload this video (Including Audio)
I WILL take it down ASAP
S5 hates me
Yup
(Unless i end up drained to death from work)
i remember playing that
ofc i "borrowed" it
why would i ever pay for that
Skip work :))))))
Can't
:-))))))))
I got stopped 2 times at work because i was driving too fast with a forklift

:(
Fuckers kept testing my patience whole day
forklift certified
do it
Another forklifter
S5yn3T [FORKLIFT CERTIFIED]
Wait you're forklift certified?!
takes off panties
Good luck at work my boi
They kept my Only active emotion active whole day that it drained me
I WANT THISS
Could barely keep my eyes up 
what if there's already nothing on me
jkjk ofc
weird
based

heard a plane fly by really loudly but i couldnt see any collision lights on
i, too, am forklift certified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
Pegnate?? Help!?
A glimpse into the wonderful world of Yahoo! Answers. Song is Curley Shirley by Otto Sieben.
Twitch channel is still underway, just been having some technical difficulties. Gonna try and get it off the ground within the week. When it's ready I'll post a quick announcement video with a scheduled time.
Noice build

PREGANANANT?!
Glad i can put myself on DnD to snooze and people think i'm doing important shit 
Also a truck that i can't use in co-op because scs reasons
Wait falco is pregnant? 
ofc he is
New mod in the oven 
That one looks sick!
AM I PEREGENAT???
love how that's the moment you choose to come back 
No
Steam seems to have deleted the screenshots of my truck 😦
No(t yet)
Went to the gym 
gergnanp?
cat girl pfp and goes to the gym? you are an enigma
p!f @silk oracle
UwU
If I’m not making anyone else’s legs shake, I’ll settle for my own 
i have an anime pfp and i go to the gym too
men can get pregananrt? 
anyway time I head out, gonna shower and pass out for 5 years
What is your onion? 🧅 🧐
Finally 
Maybe u can get pregante
Maybe
bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
@uncut obsidian
gn gn
I'm gonna head out soon
@silk oracle anyway renault
Ye he's gonna name his kid Giuseppe
03:28am
See this shit?
Those under bumper aero bits
ily
Reminds me of a pic that someone sent to me once
"You do know that I'm a femboy right?"
"Bla bla bla if I do it often enough..."

Virgin steering wheel or Chad keyboard and mouse?

Go shower you stinky loaf
WHERE IS MY SKIN
send it
I am 
Without me 
it's not that kind of shower buckaroo
Bread + water = death
Lame
i meant the cat girl specifically
You don’t wash your bread?
Whatath
madi doesnt wash his bread 
Kb
And I'm still missing the essential mod for it 
@gork look at this shit
What mod?
You’re the one not washing their bread 
Realistic steering
Makes kb handling actually goood
then explain me
I will never find that in the bottomless pits of my 6416 images folder 
literally me
Falco after inventing catboys
So anyway those aerobits
This is what happens if you drive over a curb with them equiped 
Jesus fuck 
i will not succumb, not today
bet
tomorrow i can tho
Or better yet, i didn't notice a tram from the right

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611090416703504414/848225060828348426/227300_20210529180323_1.png
Man can drive a forklift but not a truck
I can drive with 0 dmg when im drunk 
While also following (for the most part) road rules
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i love thiss
i love youu :3
Eastern euro moment tbh 
WAHH >~<
Nice volvo
730hp i bet?
Typical volvo driver
This happened to me too many times as well hahaha
15° elevation with a 12 ton cargo? No problem xD
Holy fuck that looks good
12 ton with 730bhp? Fuck off 
It looks good
But this truck is horrible, fuel guzzling with not that much speed 
wdym kill fps? what killes fps there
Yeah I should do the heavy transports more lmao
i dont see 400 headlights bugged in
How so?
If you hit 90km/h, the revs are already past the fuel efficient range
Oh jeez lol
Heck, you're already edging at 80
🅱️erlock 🅱️ones
YO
THANK YOU
This is perfect
I will use this in the session, thank you very much
You're welcome mate 

Wtf is this bizarre trend of people mixing CS:S frag montages with mid music and clips of cats
@silk oracle
We got a newbie here
Rip vanced 
Quickly, post degenerate shit
Hey its still usable
"Newbie" I've been here for months
In brainfart?
Yeah
Huhh
For now
I already have ads on the main page for months now.
Thank fuck not in videos yet
Classic Truckers MP moment 
There's just some things that get so bizarre to me that I can't help question them
I can hear the honks through the image
Yes, but it's single player 
I don't have ads at all, skill issue
This fucking Ai
Lucky
Altho
its a bit loud
what the fuck stop viewbotting thanks
sub thanks
fuck you discord
Since last year
is it good
Popped up a month after cease and desist letter
Idk
I haven't tried it yet because vanced still works 
Afaik it still contains most of the original members of vanced
Oh yeah the homoerotic clips in cooking videos
For some reason I never even questioned why that was a thing

Nothing wrong with that
Have you questioned that
In fact I endorse that
MORE HOMOEROTIC CLIPS
mental illness

I thought that was exclusive to Taco Bell
nono

At least Ronald does 
i'm gonna violently enter something
S5 


ignore, the 4am lewd thoughts are taking my mind, i need sleep
||anus pounder||
It do be like that
Fuck you dutyer btw, you said taco bell, now i can't find the meme i want to post 
Skill issue
I left that meme folder in other pants
People who don't return their shopping carts should be shot ngl
Good
All that was needed 
i regret nothing
it was rude
it was bros being bros
Bro's going to origins
@pastel quartz
?
i need you to get me some tymbark
i just saw an ad for it and im thirsty now
true femboy grindset

let the femboy sleep
go to bed before i put you to sleep, forever.
he got the highscore
i used to do that with my rabbit
he would come
i would push him away
he slid like 2-3 meters
is this the reason why you probably have no pets
and came back to repeat the process
2 dogs
and 1 immortal fish
Medicated and flourishing
Occasional weed
And constant stream of alcohol
Could be worse
I don't get da medication
Watchu mean

Of course
What a gooper
did anybody play starrsector here?
@rose ferry
ee gooper?
this pic goes hard, can I screenshot?
hell yeah brother
ty
Se casó con María José
@grizzled meadow i just realised something. DNSL = DaNiel from Second Life
what the fuck
second life?
so true
kcoc
BRO
how about boffum
but a woman who can throw me across the field?
one does not simply fomboy
I WILL FIND A WAY GODAMNIT
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
Afaik the last tomboy we had got banned
A TOMBOY FEMBOY IS JUST CLALED A BOY

cant have shit
WHAT ABOUT A FEM TOMBOY
THATS JUST A GIRL
THATS JUST A STRONG GIRL
thats just the fuckin girl from "how much do your dumbbells weigh"
So why do i care
Ah, i see
God i love gyarus


she probably eats the average humans body weight in snacks per day and somehow doesnt gain any weight
yea surely a fem tomboy is just a girl no?

Metabolism?
femtomboy is just a buff girl
ever heard of it?
no
I did
Literally my metabolism is godlike
literally me
I assumed you didn't
NOT AS GODLIKE AS MINE
good
Proove it
How much do you eat and still don't gain weight!
(proceeds to metabolize)
Bro I need to eat stupid amounts to gain weight, shit is fucked
Oof I felt that
Same
give it a few years until the metabolism gives out
you will wish it back trust me
But I'm up 15kg since November
Spoken like a true German geezer
Another german?
Nvm it's still at 57.5kgs
yes the geezer experience
Have a pint
But i am this close to reaching avwrage weight
I wish i could do better though -3-
your metabolism will most like change around 24 -25
We will only see that
thats not how it works I fear
It is if I keep my lifestyle the same as it is
you will see 
4, the paper looks tasty
The back of the bread
3
5 the table
6 Ivan himself
hot
Ok so first it is 2 because it has the most yumminess to it, then to keep the sandwich small 3, then we continue to decimate with 1
I will eat the whole bread like a chad
2, its nerf or nothing






