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haii goodnight i love you
so how its going
haii uwu
still fixing it
Aliem
me fr
fml
reached the 3rd difficulty in nioh 2
enemy layout changed again
now some enemies have a random permanent buff
and certain enemy attacks that I could counter, are no longer counterable
gg muscle memory
what facebook 50 year old grandma group did you pull that from
top hat
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Because obviously some mods are incompatible and are causing errors....?
It actually was
I'm not joking
that shit was in a kids bedroom
No gun, but some .38 special rounds
good old PZ, never disappoint
EAST BOUND AND DOOOOOOOOWN

Squingle
Squingle song
Why the noise maker?
that move is always freaking me out, like you know if a cat meant it they'd tear the fuck out whoevers flesh they just hang onto
distract brainfart so I can sneak into offtopic
Also one thing I love about PZ, the game says "This is how you died" You're just another survivor, the world does not care about you. You WILL die.
can you load the noise maker with tapes?
Dunno
it just like me fr fr 
Wonder what's the longest possible streak you can get
will you die of cancer?
if you picked smoker you definitely will 
fr
How long you can survive?
ye
homie needs a goddamn ciggie every 2 fucken seconds 
Wdym falkwreath is great
A long ass time, you have to play it smart
If you play it REALLY careful, fucking forever
only reason to go there is for the free house 
Could I sculpt my balls into a refined state by using sandpaper or a grinding wheel
What should their shape be
would you guys believe me if i said another earthquake just happened in Turkey and it was in the area i live
I should make them into squares
Ooooofff
I am finding quite alot of keys @final cedar, reckon they'll be useful?
How bad
I had a really good run going with a nice base in some high rise building, farming on the roof generators fully stocked, tape recorder and enough canned food for years. Fell down the stairs while remoddeling and got scratched. caught a fever and died
it didn't happen tho
Fuck you
Damn
I’m gonna go back to remodeling my balls
didn't even turn 
I’m going to have the most refined testicles
Wait you didnt get zombified?
Should have disinfected that shit
constantly
mightve survived
true
Anyways
I’m gonna go get a grinding wheel and a lathe to mill my balls into shape
Riverside or house outside of Rosewood?
man gaming hot takes series is awesome

It will take a while
Testicle sculpting is a slow process
Unless you want just smash your balls
@final cedar
i mean its Kentucky and 80s after all
🤝
Falco is an unelected dictator
Proof?
I don’t think he has ever sculpted his testicles and dick
So not a nice cock
you entered a barricaded house
Not barricaded
Windows open
looked like a normal house
One guy had a backpack and mil boots and some work gloves
well maybe a bug
Must be
or zombies came in and destroyed the barricades
are survivors a thing already? Haven't played for ever
I am most definitely taking this fucker
Survivor houses
but NPCs
no actual survivor NPCs tho
ok
Only dead ones
Animals are already here
Played on a server with a mate
he was breeding cows
and had a dog
Can I update on the progression of my pimple popping
What
dog one is a mod
yes
make a pimple popping thread
@toxic prism
IT'S
ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I DID IT
THIS PIECE OF SHIT FINALLY WORKS
damn
expleen
microsoft store
Hmm
that's enough of explanation
hmm
Should I use the big skull crusher blunt weapon or a makeshift katana
long blunt always better
Sell me Project Zomboid
doesn't the makeshift katana have crazy high durability tho?
Or this
Inferior sub 4 minute one
I'm serious, I'm interested in the game but I don't know what is about
you survive a zombie apocalypse in the 90s Kentucky
ok now download the xbox app
look just
It’s a game about trying to mold your testicles while zombies try to kill u
The base game sucks ass
dont like it dont play it
@oblique spire keep going, don't mind them
2 hours is plenty to figure out if you want to keep playing PZ or not
and play Zomboid with friends
place a toothbrush on a sink
solo is boring
Uhh yeah so '93 Kentucky, survive zombies, build bases, and if you get some certain mods
Perfect, interest dropped 
Make a death machine out of a fucking school bus
Not really
Interest back?
You can have plenty of fun playing solo
I rest my case on PZ
I played with friends to figure out the game, which btw playing with friends is fucking amazing
fat fuck
but solo you can have just as much fun
get swarmed by 150 zombies cause your car shortly turned off and you got stuck on corpses
Then leg it into the forest
poor thing
Mean
murdering critters sure sounds fun
I can DM you some mods and videos to help get you started on PZ if you want to try the game out @grizzled meadow
same
your cat is out there jason voheering the neighborhood fauna
Go ahead, I'll watch that stuff when I can
Bet
And destroys the natural ecosystem
good
Because he’s literally an invasive superpredator
hehehe
its where mother goes to get chicken tendies
Here in the us cats have killed so many songbirds they are basically extinct where I am
And where I am those same cats then get eaten by hawks
but its like -40 in siberia
yeah we dont have that there
It is cruel to let your cat out on its own
Both to the cat and the environment
You just proved my point
Your cat is going to come home injured one day
Or it might not come home at all
he had a happy life
he came home injured multiple times from cat fights
I’m totally fine with letting kitties outside as long as it’s controlled
Like letting a dog out in a fenced in area kind of
Bro do you not give a fuck about your cat
maybe i do maybe i dont
If my Squingle was hurt from a cat fight I would lose it
Granted that won’t happen as he is indoor
You must really like infections
it was already healed
by the time he got in
it was jsut no cat hair whatever that shit is called
probably same for @uncut obsidian
your cat is pussy
our cats are chad
You get to spend a lot more time with your cat indoors too
fuckyou
He’s declawed in the front by his previous owners
So even if I wanted to it would be extremely dangerous to let him out
good morning ivan
Hello ukraine
I am absolutely just fucking bombarding Falco's DMs with mods lmfao
Praise Bulgaria 🇧🇬
I love my little man man too much to put him in danger
He means so much to me
what happened
it was some cat bullshit
they were meoving all the time
he came back pretty sick
slept indoors for 3 days
than just went on with his life
How can you do that to a cat
WHAT HAPPENED
that was a week ago
Just because you don’t want to spend the effort to do his litter and take care of@him
ok but what happened
i can not keep him inside
what happened a week ago you imbecile
Bro
cat went outside
fucked other cats for 2 days
came back
slept inside for 3 days
lmao
ate good food
chad
went on with his life
By succumbing to him yowling you are making it harder and harder to actually resist it because he learns he can get his way by being annoying
he was being outside for all his life
taking his outside access is not really cool at this point
I hope you see sense when you get a new cat
all my cats lived outside
my guy got the gang of cats
I
you can ask literally every eastern european
he will tell you the exact same

Blade runner 2049
what did you delete
I feel it single handedly destabilized my depression
It's ok
i didn't
it says original message deleted
Yknow what's really good tho
what was there
dw about what I deleted 
Korean movies
The sad thing is that I used to or can now relate to the main character
That's a u problem sorry
Mainly because of the severe trauma and depression I have
sometimes I wish this channel didn't exist
i mean
skill issue
sometimes I wish I didn't exist
same

If it didn’t the server would implode
Blade runner 2049 is loneliness made into an art form
both blade runners are amazing
the first one hits that dystopian depressive feel
the 2nd one hits the I'm lonely type of feel
true
turbo schizo
She seems to have empatyu
because you talked with your mother
But than 5 minutes later she’s murdering the person who could help her
It confuses me
SPOILER
I did
But other people haven’t
who cares about other people
Ah, great, spoilers. Nice.
It came out in 2017 😂😂
and?
^
I came out of my mother in 2002 but there's still movies I've not watched
I read your name and read the previous comment and my brain formed the sentence "empty balls of bleach".
The sad thing is is that blade runner 2049 was a commercial failure
Most people didn’t understand it
And the director says he won’t make another similar movie
Is that the old one or the one with the funny chair rattler going "GOD... DAMNIT!!!!!"
I think so
It's a movie about a depressed man
What is not to understand
TBH I barely understand things like themes and plot so I would honestly see 'man being unfathomably depressed and miserable discovering even more things to be depressed about'
From the clips I've seen
at the same time shows that it's okay to be alone
Clips don’t do it justice
80 million profit = commercial failure
God I hate suits
i thought having an imaginary gf is the most relatable things nowadays
I honestly dunno if something's just wrong with me or if I'm just not actually interested but I feel more compelled watching reviews of movies than I do the movies themselves
Apparently the studio that made it lost 80 mil
p!8ball will the new blade runner series suck?
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
Idk how when they made 80 mil profit

what
I HAVE BEEN FOOLED
Huwat am I lookin at
atomic hearts

@uncut obsidian how is it going
Surely a link
I don't understand how they report 80million loss, while at the same time claiming the movie made 250 million globally and had a budget of 180 million
I love how the everyday person is too fucking stupid to grasp the concepts of blade runner
And because it doesn’t have flashy fights and shit it doesn’t click
Idk
Probably some corporate shit
guess post production cost 🤷♂️
Idea from:
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Well, what is the concept of blade runner? Genuinely asking, I've never seen.
Where Denis Villenueve
human make robot so similar to human that the line gets blurred, what is life, tears in the rain
It’s incredibly dystopian
Essentially we figured out how to manufacture humans
Rebellions started
Oh damn
Replicants are hunting other replicants
https://youtu.be/rCcYyBgt3Wo
best selling point and best scene in the whole movie
Blade Runner 1982. Final Scene Monologue of Roy Batty.
I've seen things seen things you little people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium. I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments they'll be lost in time like tears ...
Big mystery at the core when mc discovers@somehting that shouldn’t be possible
The movie is incredibly depressive
Blade Runner 2049 is legit my favourite movie
Should I watch the first blade runner first?
Yes
it's not long
That's what she said
Blade runner here I come!
people ignore the first movie way too much
I can't wait to be even more depressed by the end of the 2 movies
peace was never an option
tldr it broke again, nothing works


I'll just wait for a torrent, fixing this garbage piece of shit won't get me anywhere
or will it
I've been binge watching ever since I finished an anime 9 days ago that game me the worst post show depression ever
what broke?
are you trying to download a game via M$ store?
i think if you compare it to altered carbon, the concept is similar, but altered carbon feels more cohesive and easily understandable
See it's shit like this that makes me desperate to try and improve shit like critical thinking but I seriously dunno how. All I see is a guy talking about some experiences after saving a dude's life and then suddenly 'dying'. I know you just posted the end so I'm missing a ton of context but tbh even if I got shown the whole movie I wouldn't be able to put 2 and 2 together.
altered carbon is much longer though. it's a series, right?
Indeed
Lets fucking go
yeah.. well
it has a novel too
he reached his end of life. for these combat androids life has a fixed length
if ryan reynolds play on altered carbon it would be super sick lol
but i think joel kinnaman did a gud job
deadpool
sadly altered carbon 3 got canceled bcs low viewership and high production cost
the guy that also plays the main character in bladerunner 2049
There's a few actors who have been categorized by just playing a role, so I dunno how serious altered carbon is but you really think Ryan as comedy guy would work for a serious thing?
idk i felt hes doing a great job at blade runner 2049
damn, just delete it like the rest of us
only the first season is good though IMO
first season slaps hard though
? Don't you mean Ryan Gosling?
im too hungry to think
lol
Eat Snickers
Ryan gosling is hot ngl
Get some nuts
probably cause Season 2 killed it for a lot of people 
I know it did for me
Chair clatter man
g o d
d a m n i t !! ! ! ! ! ! !
god I fucking love Drive
you know what, gonna say it: I'm rewatching drive right now
I say, Drive is probably the only movie where the protagonist actually sweats hard from the adrenalin and beating the shit out of the guy
Yeah season 2 didn't need to be made
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people pay this blonde twink to browse reddit?
amazing
ok. actually worth the payment
imagine having to watch tiktoks 
dudes gonna have brainrot when he hits 35
SPOILERS FOR ALTERED CARBON ||I just got so damn invested in Joel Kinnaman's character and performance, that I just didn't want to give Season 2 the benefit of the doubt when I saw he wasn't in it||
I still have no idea if it was good or not
in my mind it doesn't exist though 
I dropped game of thrones for similar reasons tbh
me with brainrot at 21 
but not because of TikTok although I will admit it has probably exacerbated the problem 
I've still never seen it
House of the Dragon slapped though
Did velcuz go for HRT already or is that fake titties? 
The best character dies at Season 1. The second reason to watch the show does at season 2/3 I believe? If even that?
Sean Bean?
Yus
cause dude dies in like every movie he's in doesn't he? 
idk i don't follow the velcuz lore
hey, Madi 
hwat


And the dude that (indirectly) killed him was the only other reason to watch the show. Him being a pompous sadistic dickhead was the only real character I still 'rooted' for (really just wish he died more spectacularly)

Post the chicken

Not that chicken but it checks out

I need Dutyer, he knows what I mean when I say 'post the chicken'.
No cock pictures pls
Bet
fun fact, I have these saved
That goes hard, may I screenshot?

cock pictures pls
anyone know the chicken run movie?
Very barely
thank you Madi, I will cherish this forever
dear god I forgot about the uncanny valley claymation
Yeah when I saw he wasn't the main guy I died a bit inside. Season 2 wasn't horrible it just didn't have the same charm
Does Flushed Away count as Claymation? Was it even made by Aardman?
Flushed Away slaps
It genuinely does
no it's computer animated
I liked shaun the sheep
Wallace & Gromit Claymation
Jesus that had to be a lot of work
Wallace and Gromit SLAPPED
fuck
dude and Fantastic Mr. Fox? BANGER 
fantastic mr fox genuinely freaked me out first time I saw it
Was Coraline a claymation? That was puppets, right?
I think it was stop motion yeah
But not a claymation
my brain before and after I make a mistake
🙂 🤯
it's so weird but I love it
stop motion claymation, took 4 years to make
didn't danny ocean voice the fox?
Still not a claymation
George Clooney
Yeah I'm dumb, they all just have similar styles and it gives that 'look' if that makes any sense.
Speaking of stop motion animation, this version of Alice in Wonderland is a fucking trip
Written and directed by Jan Švankmajer
this guy was part of the NPP clean up crew btw 
chat is suspiciously active today
I kinda wanna ask 'what did they even clean up' knowing that's a dumb question but still kinda confused why the place was still largely abandoned and left to ruin and overgrowth?
queazy?
yet as soon as I start walking around he gets tired
nope
I hope my game isnt bugged
bro got that tired within 10 seconds
the nuclear fuel that's been scattered around, everything "hot" they tried to collect and bury
you can just watch the hbo's documentary
how heavy is your dude?
I also just reminded myself that they did in fact make a giant fucking container literally called a 'sarcophagous' that they placed over the molten reactor so that also could have been what the medal is for
I need to go to bed man.

Isn't 90 pretty much the danger zone? Or is that neutral ground?
When in doubt, relog
no u
95 being comfortable, anything above that being getting fat?

I'm gonna pop my fleshlight in the microwave real quick, anyone want something from the fridge?
75-85 kg is the comfortable range
sorry, wrong chat
I'd like some cheese
p!avatar 262661745871552518
yeah what you got in there?
cause there's my server profile and then my actual one
that looks lewd ngl
huhh
Cat
I think
Yes
I'm willing to bet cat since my pfp is ripped from Steam and the game is called "Neko Waifus"
if there's a catgirl there's a humankitten somewhere too
You talk shit about CIA once and suddenly you have a heart attack that needs a closed casket
huuuh
I mean yeah, I believe in the Multiverse so 100% possible
i thought this was another server

u look lewd 
bet
but fr all overly-fluid animations look lewd
that's why I transcode all my animu up to 120hz
nah the animated pfp is def lewd
I mean, just look at her expression 


bruno
shuddup before I kiss you
Hey mwadi
what if i won't
Whats up brother
hiiiiii
u-uhm well I guess you get kissed then 😳
he just like me fr fr
ight, you're paying for the plane tickets
say less 
he just like me fr
remember kids, we live in a society
SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR 
Rel



balls, even
@stone blade
alo
adorable
me frfr
wuz poppin
Bet
me as I sip an alcohol yes. 
what does that mean
you know nothing physical but so you feel like not depressed
jerk off
but that doesn't get your soul mind happy, does it?
it does
wearing a beret indoors
yeah, checks out
Make your hand go numb, jerk yourself off and close your eyes, makes you feel like someone else is jerking you off. Boom, happy mind
Happy soul
Do you ever walk past someone when holding a blunt object and think "I should smash their head with it"?
yeah uh that is called intrusive thoughts
Exactly
you will have them while holding a sharp object
while you're at a high place and you can jump off
and while you have a baby on your hands
I know that
All the time
That and stabbing everyone I know
I'm paranoid schizophrenic
Yet
literally not even once
I refrain from doing it
that they do
like i could post gey porn right now
You could
And I could stab someone to death right now

Looking more fuckable than usual, so something has worked.
btw syno un-femboyed himself
A great shame. Oh well, femboy population is on a sharp rise.
REAL
I fucking love that Juncker video so much
you know if you search "glock in my rari" on youtube it will only show memes and no song
blame your search history
Which ones
Pic
my pc updated automatically to windows 11 wtf
my condolences
windows 11 sucks ass
I'm sorry
lmao
adapt now motherfucker
thats wikimedia
what the actual fuck is this taskbar
"user friendly" taskbar
you can choose to have it to the left like before
ye ive always had it on the bottom
middle looks cool tho
i have my taskbar in middle
i prefer to have the middle area clean
i'm on 10 tho not 11
what if i kill it first
bet
cant do that
how can i even open audio mixer
IT AUTOMATICALLY UPDATED
you're still a win 11 user
I CHECKED MY FUCKING BATTERY AT THE BUS STOP AND IT DECIDED TO FUCK ME LIKE THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
time to reinstall windows brother
ong
I'm pretty sure there are tutorials on how to revert to win 10
ill reinstall win10 and debloat it to start anew
That's why I always kept my win updates disabled
god knows what kind of shit i got on this
yo
what
the fuck
what the fuck
what
why is the video window so large
wtf
why is your perception so small
ghosty on shrooms
no bro i swear
the window has never been tat big
that*
wtf
shroom ghosty
ghosty stop tweaking
BRO IM NOT
IM TELLING U
IT AINT THE SAME
IVE NEVER SEEN IT LIKE THAT
that we then also lost
cuz at least 1/3rd of em were edgelords that got muted or banned
discord buggin lately
im not talking about them, im talking about the good ones
bread, for example
i love eating bread
good

Good Luck @uneven sinew 💪
oh i bought more good cheese and bread yesterday
im having a really fucking good time
damn, bread satisfies you that much?
oh yeah
good rye bread from a local bakery
some good aged gouda, cream cheese or port salut
gl hf
im living fr
@uncut obsidian he does not see 
whaw
I heard someone say cheese 
he didnt get it
who this
i refuse to play into your games
but my dear boy
you are already playing into it
No fun allowed
glh
gl have a terrible time

good and bad
bout to have an insane day at the gym and its finally like -18c outside which im happy about
why bad
windows 11
understandable
nothing will cause more agony than this
my cat fr








