#🎪bruh-fart
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ha goteeeeem
real
I literally removed your role
only bc daddy came home 
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Hi there! I am glad that we both enjoy Osho quotes. In order to preserve the historical and comedic value of the clip, I refrained from adding in-video commentary. Instead, I will explain this clip here, in the video description.
This clip features Osho, an Indian spiritual teacher who was born as Rajneesh Chandra Mohan in 1931 and passed away ...
Osho my father
my uncle
I removed it before Falco was even born

Falco could be your father, boy
I'm reducing the amount of headpats I give and its your fault
I wish
strict headpat diet

cuz ur a catboy
No, why reduce
inflation been hitting headpat exchange rate really hard
Me after reading Madi

Did you read Iedy yet 
leak or riot
I already know what he typed and deleted, the coward
power move.
please suggest me a show to watch
Show how?
Nono, there's some... much more interesting stuff
I did the same thing a few hours earlier
Breaking morty
ar
GOT YOURSELF A GUN
WW3 is around the corner
Daredevil, Peaky Blinders, Sherlock with battlefield counterstrike actor
Boardwalk Empire
Narcos
The Expanse
Damn I'm going to say the unthinkable but we're going into spoiler territory now
can't spoil something that's 10 years old.
Say it
HomeStarRunner is banned from this chat

||there is gabagool in Sporanos||
So far there was only one case of someone getting banned FROM brainfart, not INTO brainfart
how was the webnovel?
huh why?
He asked
He had a brainfart addiction
what does one have to do to escape this hell hole?
CAT WIZARDS
oh
I remember this differently
He is the one who asked
He quite literally realised that he was spending too much time in here and couldn't help it
now I hyped you too much and it will disappoint, I should rethink my approach
Again, "I remember this differently"
He used bad words.
I remember something like "chat is bad ban me", the usual
I already know
its true. they were bad boys
the fuck.

Gud
-yet you keep coming back?
-that's why I want you to ban me
although I am reading something different
He was addicted
Share with us this webthing he's reading
Shut up
-yet you keep coming back?
-that's why I want you to ban me
That doesn't mean that the man was addicted
why are you saying this? i am agreeing with you
Next chapter was delayed for revision. It should be released around the 21st of Feb. Sorry for the late update.
According to prophecy, the ninth-born child of Lord Orellen will have the sort of power that changes the world. But in a land ruled by magical families, no one welcomes the possibility of a dangerous new player. Fearful even of their a...
1984 mod
He was coming back to something he didn't like
abuse of power
Idk, I'm being weird again kek
it's okay 
were there consequences to begin with? 
kisses
from me
Spam pinging someone isn't good
im going to kiss everyone here
Oh
If i get my emotions under contro in the first place it kinda would be
one by one
*kill
Yes, because he can't see the channel - he won't be bothered by it
aight, just give me a text the night before
I won't tell anybody, I promise
sorry i'm not keeping tabs on children. Download grindr for that.
Bet
Fucking metric age
Yeah, three tenths of a year
Love it when one day before turning 18 it's considered children and the next day it's a grown adult 
I consider adults to be 24-25.
one day, you will become a man.
you have to draw the line somewhere, that is how laws work
You're delusional
don't be mad your brain is still developing.
in time my child.
You're still delusional
This is what you want to happen
But it won't
You're acting like you're trying to control my mind
i don't control biology.
What.
you're just not developed yet.
Still being delusional
brain takes to around 24 to fully develop, that's science.
dj smokey is a genius
he does have some bangers
my brain has a lot of developing to do this year then
CALL THE FIRE 🔥🚒 DEPARTMENT 🏬🏬
hell ya.
non arcane arts enjoyers btfo
what
on god
need a girl to call me a cute food themed nickname
like waffle or something?
cute food themed nickname
donut.
You'll never be a real wizard
I am, i do crack in the alley and cast spells.
omg thanku
holy shit!!
yeag something like that
You are 17 like me, why are you not being edgy? 
big purple hats are cool (not biased)
Madi is wise beyond his age
Oh right, @restive bronze thinks that everyone is the same, I completely forgot
Now I'll have to act just like you!
different people
That will be a hard quest
You act like me then
child please.
Otherwise you're going against science
what about Big Hat Logan ?
madi is not fully developed mentally yet.
I don't know you good enough
Just be me lul
Quick question, how old are you
Ight, so 54 it will be
Fine I'll try
I like the child like instincts, lets make it 66.
You still can't say your age
I guess i can't
Classic
A bit too much?
counterpoint:
You still haven't told your age
c h i l d
nice bait, daaawg
search the chat if you want it
Ight, child
share your toys
you kinda remind me of bobby hill.
do you know when the next battlebit playtest is ?
Saturday again ?
Is Madi calling people children while being a minor
ya
your testing me bro
Literally 2006
you're not wrong.
We're both calling each other children
boobs

You're 23?
Who Tf is boobs?????
22
my night terrors
I got you fam
AW FUCK YEAH
Me? UwU?
real
How does the maths work here then
ok I was hyped for a second there but now the eepy is hittin me
Eepy fella
I’m born in @patent elbow
and why he eepy
hey November
Me too, so?
november child? cringe
Oh it’s only 5 years 
wait thats the wrong November 
stupid month
I know 
BAZZZINGA
Yea no nutting
wet like october cold like november
it's a sad month. I agree.
Nya
I nut everyday
Same
for my health
i turn into a human firehose the moment the clock strikes 12 on november 1st
you will never have prostate cancer congrats :)
"human firehose"
More like "pop"
they're real, don't be jealous.
They are. If you liked women you would know she got them bazzzingas on lock.
That woman has more plastic in her than the ocean does
That’s no way to speak about hip

protect at all costs
i'll give her those snork fingers, so we can get freaky.
Don’t talk to me about snorks

See ya later gator
what the fuck
wait it's dangerous out there.
take this with you.
is it just you in here around this time Madi?
OMGGG UWUU
I’m here 
me too!, i mean- breed me too
offers electrical damage.
HAIIIII MAJA!!!!
pretty good weapon.
i knoww~
oh yeah naturally, I thought about moderators 
i want it inside mee
haiiii daddy~
that's not what it's for. It's a sword.
a Japanese sword.
I hope your wife never finds these discord logs

that is a nightmare situation
is the sword working well for you?
id be in prison
Pulse-Stimulate-Electro-Bult-Plug-Electro-Sex-Therapy-For-Men-Anal-Plug-Electric-Shock-Electrical-Stimulation-1352781524.jpg
im not daddy 😭
never heard of her.
Also wtf that's gonna hurt, it's fully metal
Do you know how cold it's gonna be?
im into that
Saw here once in highschool.

Just warm it in your mouth first 4 head, have you never done this before?
Huhhuhhh
Metal goes cold quick
metal warms up quick
not that quick
So does your heart 
metal is hard
it'll stay warm in the prison pocket.
cast iron is fucking nice
i love cast iron
yes
if you dont have cast iron cookware you are hereby BLOCKED
For searing meat it is top tier.
dont fucking speak your mongrel words to me if you dont use cast iron
fr bro? ong?
Stainless steel is good to.
got a pan and a cast iron pot
yeah if youre a LOSER
You're not supposed to see ghosts.
well this loser isn't going to ruin the finish on my cast iron for pasta
My pride and joy (it's not stolen)
a garlic press, potato masher, everything
work to damn hard for that
i just used it
garlic press is for losers, get a real knife and knife skills.
i have to prep my meals for like an hour before i even begin cooking most the time
i cannot be bothered
I cook the finest meats
WRONG!
i make my own stock
with leftover meats and veggies
da bones
da bones!
marrow toast is good as fuck
I do have some dank recipes if you ever want some my man.
unfortunately i felt like i needed to make meatloaf tonight cause the missus likes it
oh fuck I need me a flattop grill
so it wasnt as exciting
everything is better from a flattop grill
blackstone grills go pretty hard
you fuck with bread @gentle saffron
i do like me some bread
shit's heavy as fuck. Could proably stop a bullet
homemade?
like in back to the future
i think it can
my wife is jewish so she makes her weird braided honey bread (idk what the name is its hebrew)
just strap it to your chest and your are invincible
i like helping cause its fairly challenging but always ends up crisp and nice
never dry or anything
Zopf ?
im not much of a baker
i do coffees too
uncle gave a machine with a wand
specially i do fish a lot because my wife will very rarely eat meats
you have a fat ass pot? you make the loaf in the pot in the oven at 450f. I mastered it all. I love food and being healthy. American food has shit quality control.
i prefer to cook my own stuff
Where Tf did you get a picture of my sister from
i will eat fast food occasionally but for the most part i enjoy cooking and tend to prefer it anyways
i can make a mean grilled snapper
considering im right here in the Gulf i catch a lot of what i end up cooking
I rarely eat fastfood
but really, master 1 bread recipe for tritip sandwiches or pasta. Ups the level of the meal.
Like, once in 2 months
not a bad idea
carbs arent missing from my meals but i bet i could make some good sandwiches
Turn off face cam Madi 
i usually stick with couscous and rice with ginger if i want carbs. maybe potato wedges if i feel greasy
do you like sweet potatoes?
sear tritip in cast iron, pour marinade into baking sheet. add a little water. add metal rack on top of that with tritip so it catches the juice in the oven.
white rice with ginger is always a good side if i cant think of anything else
sweet mother of god
Easy ass sauce for da french dip
I mean I like Madi, he’s a sweet little potato
bro c'mon the age gap's too much
especially those neanderthals who put marshmallows on them
Aw scheiße
gross.
Bro is big joke
i just love cooking fish

I guess being a pedophile is a joke
ive gotten good at it to keep my wife fed
alright bro if you wanna go there suit yourself
I will never understand people like you
Wot
awoken
Im just boosting madis confidence

What the fuck is with you ppl

I bet you're one of those who called CallMeCarson a pedo 
he wasnt a pedophile but he was weird regardless
I am not 12, what is that?
gird
preying on your young impressionable fanbase because you got no bitches is no excuse
minors or not

i personally dont think its okay to flirt with those who are considerably younger than yourself
thats x
like, 16 and 13 isnt a big difference in the grand scheme, but mental maturity is massively different
i'd rather not go to jail
@pastel quartz has been warned.
LOL
wit its political
lmaoo
knew that was coming
Rare maja warn
maxim laughed at it
Wait it's not the first time you posted it?
OMGG ITS SO BIG
Time to investigate
Wait what's going on
that dog is real cute
canadian flag too political
i would love to pet it
Is that an old photo
canada killed hella natives. Might as well be the nazi flag
too political
dormilon
The sleepy brainfart hours begin

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real



elaborate!!
he wants to do lewd things obv
ight bet

I want to know if you have the image
Can I have
Collecting
wdym
Fine nvm 
5g
Keep your secrets then
I shall
i'm memeing now
the same thing
people on #🎪bruh-fart are scaring me mom
https://pl.pinterest.com/pin/1008384172794289767/ OMGGGGGGGGGG HOW CUTE
aware
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@grizzled meadow i finalyl got the funny ultrasexist robot sex game
Daily maja pfp change
Dev build?
the robotussy got me acting unwise
no the real thing
Bought it?
i wanted a lewd one but other servers would ban me
i have a 15 roubles xbox gamepass acount bought by my friend from funpay a year ago

he got me it so we could play sea of thieves
look its literally 15 roubles
im not even kidding
5 fps
🤝

i can not change the resolution
share
what do you want me to drop it right here
@uncut obsidian
ofc, for everyone
(no)
think fast chuckle nuts
Woah real
dont' forget aus
wait but it says that you can't share it or the account will get bannd
What
posted a political meme
you saw nothing
i am seeing it rn
oklay game is not in 5 fps anymore
Falco when you get the chance can you help me in the installation channel?
but i cant alt tab
You still don't understand, I want to see the thing
@quartz saffron where
I made a thread there, having issues due to the latest moddb thing and mo2
Well we'd have to ask her to post it again
is that goblin slayer
It’s probably in the pathing issue of the mo2 profile. Should be a easy solution, I just can’t figure it out
you know you helped me to install gamma before
but the truth is
i never reinstalled it
my ethernet was fucked up
💸
so i decided not to rebuy my mobile ethernet tariff for playing the stupid stalekr game
no, it's like, ehh
realistic melee fighting, blood
and just downloaded anomaly redux
the character on the thumbnail is
from goblin slayer
that's what i meant
damn i thought u were going to water for official crack
chivalry, mordhau, liek ti
whaht
Krill issue
but it looks like my resoluition
it weights like 70 gigs
I also never played metro exodus
and than it installs more ingame
And never finished watching it
i played it in
40 fps
with shadows off
WHY IS THERE A SOYJACK?!
Try to change the windowed fullscreen thing
if i switch it to fullscreen i cant alt tab
or get out of the game
makes my screen black
Wait @toxic prism so does that method require Microsoft store
yes
Sounds like a (skill issue) problem with your computer then
you log into microsfot store with that account
I deleted like half of windows default features after getting a new pc

2 paths in life
real
If you need to use GP is not impossible, it's doable but unfortunately you still need stuff
@uncut obsidian i can stream atomic hearts but it will probably be in 5 fps
the stream
Why steam
If i wanted to watch it i could've done it already
sobbing these are so funny
me with dad
fair enough
this is a hot cookie man
Thanks for watching! I also appreciate it if you subscribe to my channel
Song: Egmont Overture Finale - Kevin MacLeod
ERIKA - CANONEER Remix
there is ukrainian text localisation
the average age of roblox players is between like 8 and 15
Im out of the average
same
i remember killing a jet with the ussr cumplane
wait they changed it
me in roblox:
@pastel quartz
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you're either a psychopath, a clown or a soyjak
@orchid robin
but heres the dancer https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1626757989582635009
time to sell this email to spammers 
jokes on you, it already has been
i get monthly notifications about people trying to break into my war thunder account
but fuck them, i have 2FA
Dude's never heard of junk emails 
doesnt matter

slavic business practices

finally got the code
robosexaul
game looks good for lowest settings
and now they're not letting me create a new password because it's familiar to the last one
fuck
The writing is omega cringe, sadly...
i dont expect much
You'll still be disappointed 
damn its that bad
america is concerned about unempoyment due to robots from ussr
and the guy said
fuck politics
and the guy said jaja mein fuhrer
OMGG FINALYL CATCORE I LOVE UU
funny game
lmfao
haven't seen this account in ages
damn
now shoot at it with a gun
i mean he didnt really throw anything heavy
i bet it was like 5 people
man this is boring
i am flying in the car
for 5 minutes nowq
and its teeling me some lore bullshit
@toxic prism are you sure that method works
and it wont let me turn my camera on the sides
look it works for me
so like
im literally you
bruh mine looks different
oh no its same
i did
try opening the xbox from microsfot store
?
russian
vpn time
u sure?
reguin
im murican now
i delted war thunder to play it
i deleted wt like 4 months ago
it was either war thunder or arma3
you will download it sooner or later
its an addiction
i went thru it
you may never escape the snail
65,6gb of gamma disappearing infront of my eyes
General Shepherd kills Ghost & Roach in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
why not
it just says "initializing"
go to downloads
just cancel atomic hearts
you can do it a bit later
let it download
Alternate reality just dropped boys lets goooo
you can also go to http://TheJermaShow.com its The Truman Show but Truman is replaced with Jerma985
xbox app is fine
ok Roman Bugaev
Build a snowman
its the achivment points
but there's no "PC GAME PASS"
JUST START DOWNLOADING ALREADY
man you look like a skinhead what turned in your life that u've became a femboy
maybe I do need a vpn
lilbro its xqc
that was interesting
this shit is NOT downloading
my game crashed while on the car shit
because i alt tab
and now i need to do it aginrt
my game works flawlessly and fine and good
second tiem it crashed btw
he is gonig to say ja ja mein fuhrer
cwispy cwitters
yandex fan 🤮
@narrow lotus
this is gonna brick my pc
if my work ever calls me at this ungodly hour again to ask a stupid question im firebombing the place
jesus christ
cant a man have some peace
ok brb
@weak jackal why are you here
she clicked on the server
time to restart pc
what would it take for me to hire you to run on a treadmill forever and power my house
should i tie a piece of string to the pole in front of u
with some cheese
dick
oh
same
i feel like i should've expected that
uhh i mean whaaaaat


classic
Kurt W
@uncut obsidian you are restarting for uncomfortably long
the "install" button in the Microsoft store isn't working anymore
yeah do it
Just don't update it to 22h2


I'll slurp some extra adult jooce just for you 

what acrtoon was this from
uwu
uhh i dont see any gs
G5IOFP1?
no idea


i don't want to update my windows nooooo
tracking you down as we speak
NYEHEHEHEHEH
ive taken the skeletor-pill please make it stop











