#🎪bruh-fart
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don't steal my valuable potion ingredients 
i shall do a trade of shiny things i found
like a sparkly rock
adam should've masturbated and be done with it
nah bro
i accept
what about a sparkly co-
NEED
sorry my urges took over forgive me and ignore that
you are forgiven my friend 
can i get a translation please
💗
"I would like to challenge the admin"
lilith is the one that dumped adam tho
Challenge Skom
then caine killed lilith
andthen vampires happened due to god cursing him
I know my bloodlines lore
bruh cringe
Citizen Kane
imagine know VTM lore
<malkavian player
well you see, she wouldnt have left him if he wasnt shit, he shouldve improved himself
lilith left adam cuz she refused to be subservient to him and god casted her out for it if i recall correctly
noo
bro he gave up the dommy goth gf
hehe
adam be the type of dude whos like "i want a woman that will actually just kill me" but when they get one they cry and go to the police
hi
mwah
i am playing fun tarkov
dude i also want a girl that just crushes my head with a cinder block
im not a girl but i have cinder blocks
no....


Good
Use mods
To get more PMC
i got a mod that replaces scav voices with bandit ones
I use this one
thats all i need
alyoo cheeki breeki iv damke
where and how


Bandit voices, need mod where
en eshpanyol

illo que me han dao'
A lot of anti spt players here
Dame una medic bag

coño tengo sed
Marica
Adds NPC voices from the game series "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." Includes only 6 so far, with more coming in the future.
famas my beloved
nice, will check it later, ty
im playing with the version that comes with the realism mod
its a mod
im playing modded tarkov
pretty fun
very customisable
essentially tarkov with less heart attacks
damn
damn
my mig in arma got hit by so many missiles the game crashed
why do they look like ai
That's a lot mods you've got there
because they are?
they just took the tarkov trader pics and ran them through an ai too weebify them
i might actually get this third person mod
looks cool
i like it, to be fair i am a fan of the division aswell so uh
The division feels convoluted
ANOTHER POLISH PERSON?
Cursed mods
DEADLY ANOMALIES
i am very scary polish person
DANGEROUS MUTANTS
spierdalaj
i am gonna swear kurwa everytime and i am sensitive femboy wooooo
You should krill yourself,NOW
nah
Ugly
@cedar hatch
😭

🥺
good enough
femboy posting and it's consequences
We made the lesbo submissive
i am
in flux
sometimes i wanna rail othertime i wanna get railed
sometimes both idk
but most importantly
sometimes i just want a hug 
and a smooch on my dumb lil forehead
🥺
🥺
dont we all
bike wanted to ride by itself
you need more jesus my friend
however, same
whatever
There are moment where i wanna choke someone
And then there are my moments where i want a hug
okay
ùwú
hey im capable of taking both
brainfart wholesome
Need me a woman who will carve her name into my thighs
Or a man
hell yeah
once i find a woman who i really love and trust etc i'll let her carve her name onto my back or front wherever
who needs wedding rings?
tho wedding rings are romantic
I agree
This is more than a brainfart this is an aneurysm
brainshit
Brainpower!!!
aaeieieieaioo
Now i have the whole song going in my head, thanks
brainpowerrrr
aeieeoeoai
we just got internet and i discovered nightcore and started blasting it through the halls at the early am my mum and sisters fuckin hate my ass
we will be moving on to death metal soon
nice kitty
hes sliently judging you
Without voice
we actually have pipebomps in the storage room
and a land mine i think
Pipe, sulfur, powdered coal, something to close both lids and somehing flammable
THAT POOR CAT XD
he looks scarred
or a simpler question "say the n word"
bro is flabbergasted
uh oh white women got tired of dogs
dad i got an issue
silly beast
i like this games sense of humor
based
what is it
starsector
"Who was in Paris?"
yeah but what is the issue
im stuck
EXPLAIN
wtf water in their corn flakes
stuck
NUKE THEM
did she just kissed cat ?
yessie
The nuke in question
idk what to do,my ships feel useless, worthless
my planet lost over 50% of its profitss because of soem bullshit i dont understand
i have issues gettimg money, using brain
bruh
me when kitty
well
Peruvian dude really built like him
haiii daddy~ i lvoe youuu!
love cats so much
atleast its not scars
bro
perfect creature
I want scars.
i can conquer territory to gain barrels of oil and sell them to fuel my war effort
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
just get tats instead
this games satire is just
more socially acceptable
Tats?
tattoos
tattoo
Mph
get a tattoo of a scar
Dope
No thanks

Why the fuck do i need something that only society accepts
You will die soon
I get to use tear gas 
get a scar, then get a tat to cover it up, but the cover up is a tat of a scar
scar squared
@pastel quartz quick, strike him again before he recovers
STUNLOCK HIM
yea i wonder in which way "strike"
light attack, stun, light attack, stun
i'm gonna post one more funny before snuggling down because i'm tired
That you might be fatherless...?
God damn
bubblegum bill live reaction
he already wanted to rail me
Well alright

honestly
hehe~ what will you do?
Bro exposed
fair i suppose
i'm into that UwU
p!ship @abstract wing @pastel quartz
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Snajpeaja ♥️
ew no
Sounds polish
POLISH
i prefer older boys
(it's unpronounceable)
OH NOOOO
for a polish dude
snajpe aja
p!ship @narrow lotus @narrow lotus
ay fak ju
♥️ I sh- oh, I'm so sorry Iedy ♥️
snipe aya
i will be 18 in year
Snip twoi jaja
Dont be , i love myself 
chad
good one
i was 18 on 4th january, ur really young :c
Hehehe
p!ship @light charm @pastel quartz
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is ❄Snowy_Litta ♡ ♥️
Hehehe
i was 17 on 2nd january
OMGG OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE SO CUTE
run brother
sameee omwhhhhhh
okay u kids keep bein cute n weird i'm napping now by love u all (Except for one person who i'm not naming (you now have anxiety thinking its about you))
mf here not even 18 
wait shit my birthday is in 2 days
YOU KNOW POLISH

bruh when did i become 19
i know it isnt me
im into people calling me slurs, not calling people slurs myself
i'm racist, of course
but i dont tell that to people
yep
wait
ur cool
you knew that already dummy
ok you know what
Me 2, sorta
maja is based

and cool
what kind of She , trans or femboy because i am confused
so fuckin zased
i also do not know
but i dont care
they say ,, she looks feminine enough ''
Maja about to become the head of the security service in the new femboy ethnostate
so femboy
Me uhhhh
The she that's good enough to you cuz i am me
What if no hole?
then no goal
then no goal
No hole, no bitches
piwo
ive seen people fuck car exhausts
SON OF A
Ez
stawiasz mi
some arent picky
haha i won beer
ew.. u drink alcohol
no
like one polish text says "once in a russian year"
maja you would probs do methamphetamine
don't drink around me, i'd stab u
NO
junkies and alcoholics are fujka
bleh

I think I sold maja meth onetime 
VIOLENCE UPON THEM
Minimally weed
Not anything else
still a drug, fucking junkie shit, burn that
I would say i will take it in regulation
But since i don't even have it
imagine imagining smoking
You can't consider me a junky
ew
Ewwww
The world is hard on silly men
ah shit
Love is hard man
As hard as a mans mornin wood
im shit

Those are some pretty heavy accusations
Yes
crystal do be scaring me lately
You'd be dead if i were more quiet
Or maybe not
You wouldn't exactly know
Because
2 things
I grief in silence
And my last warning is silence
Which is weird
no you cant
no you cant
Proof?
does it makes you feel happy that you feel like you can kill anyone you think of?
I mean you've been extremely good, but not good enough for us to allow murderising
stop being so edgy its nauseating
stop being so dull its endangering the public
I guess I'm happy
stop the cringe
U-um...
Kinda, why?
killing people is dull?
Idk just asking
ofc it is, you havent killed people before? 
not like I give free headpats or nothing
but whatever you're doing, you're doing great and I'm proud of you
ty
3> wow, thanks hehe❤️
this doesn't explain anything
always 
i need voice coadggcshj :c
brain fungus took over
be less cringe so it doesnt hurt my eyes
please
Man i need a snug bra
me
me2
me3
Be 4
Do you like hurting others?
No but i like hurting myself or being hurt ;3
"Hey kids, do you like violence"
I don't enjoy hurting myself, but someone has to do it right
I agree
HAWAII 1985
If I'd wantet to die i would have already
Like fr i know where to cut yourself to actually bleed out
Fatal wounds in short
Oww the edge
i'm gonna make screenshots of evrytihng you said here, then i'll send thgem to you once you calm down, i wonder what your reaction is going to be after stopping being so edgy
god the edge is so sharp
with wot
Anybody know how to cheer up person in very bad situation?
I dont know what to responde anymore
make it worse
idk what to say
Shut the fuck up
Crystal NOO
I have been like this some of my time
Usually in my childhood
If the situation is very bad, try to deflect off of it. Distract the person, get them to a better place mentally
we need details
It's what the human mind is programmed to do anyway
Face failure head on
in short, fuck the person
Could be one way, yes

hi guys im so sad please, i wanna kmsss
this ceratin thing hpapened 2 mintues agoo
Creatine? I love creatine!!
"babe i know you are mad at me precisely because of this, but hear me out-"
"we need to fuck, like right now"
Trust me bro, I am studying psychology
Well. Getting them some endorphins is a good idea.
That said chocolate works as well
try the skeleton mask i think it fits better
or the black hood stuff
looks like deepwoken character 💀
what's deepwoken

one time my gf (now ex) was reliving a mental trauma and she was sobbing uncontrollably for hours, doesnt respond to words at all
so i did what i have to do
gimme a sec
I LOVE HIM/HER 
okiiiiiii thanks u
Come to my place, i definitely don't have any blunt object
+I'm trying to be chivalrous, not edgy
??? someone moved me to lobby 4 
:))
tbh your current set looks like an outcasted knight
if u want a proper chivalric knight my suggestion is hoslow set + carian knight helmet

the joke is that in lionel's set description he's a chivalrous knight
gonna do one more mission in DRG
drg? oh, ok
now... if only the lionel set is silver instead of black
yeah
me
it'd be better
that would be a proper chivalrous knight set
i almost wish elden ring has an option to dye armor
theres no mods for that?
yknow because we have a literal tailor guy as an npc
demi-guy
mummy's boy
beautiful lad
oh also if you guess the thrusting sword I am using I'll do something I normally wouldn't

that's very gae
oooo yee first try baby
A
so uhh
I don't know what to do
and I hope you don't force me to dishonour myself via moonveil/rivers of blood
pat your kitty
which one
every single one
ctb method ?
wtf dude

damn
I came here to laugh, not to cry
@midnight tree when are ug onna join
in a few
oki
we done with the match now
who were u palying with
maxim, bruno and racc
wtff i wanna be in the vc
||YOU CAN'T HURT ME, JACK!!!||
racc
like its short for raccoon
and raccooneggs more speficially
||(edit posted more than 10 times)||
shhhhush
Probably the most cursed definition on wiktionary
"We had a club" incoming
i know all the edits i have acquired by heart
dont tell me what to do
cant fret over every egg
Discord do be changing shit for Discord browser
I can't even watch a video and browse the channel now
need em to do this to me
God damn
anyway have some actual art
rage that comes when i read such things
That jacket hits different
i am not horny i am appreciating fine art
why are the tits squishy? they are robots
damn now i rlly want that outfit
i could rock it
stone it too?
because they are made of some liquid metal bullshit thing
ofc
idk its futurism man
?
anyways
@pastel quartz rip no stream for me, Discord browser is shit
screw you, the bandit gets the hot ballerina robot
owh nyoo sadge
I swear I'm not following you
Shut up-
hes not even smoochin anything thats like kissing a wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLmukRHiXUE
This shit is addicting (the song)
And this is the actual song, I know Alex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEYB3Ns3BNA
Atomic Heart gets a fresh, brutal new trailer, showcasing combat and more from this upcoming first-person shooter game. Check it out to see various enemies meet their end.
Atomic Heart is heading to PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, Game Pass, and PC.
#IGN #Gaming #gamescom
VK - https://vk.com/atomicheartclub
#AtomicHeart #AtomicHeartOst #Ost
actual song is released btw
Atomic Heart VOL 1.
NO POLITICS, RACISM OR HATE IN COMMENTS!
The combat video is faithful btw, it's what you get in game
-!new?
nope 
it belongs on my fucking plate
I'm still too early to give a proper yes/no
I only have sparse ideas, that's why I still haven't said anything in #╟❓general-offtopic
And yet
It looks good
It plays... good
I'm playing it basically for free so I'm more than happy (thank you Game Pass fuck off Microsoft haters cry some more)
Optimisation is great, really great, I still can't believe that the game is running so smoothly
But I'm also still "inside a place" and not "actually outside where the game should take place", so I'm entirely sure about that
Jonathan Frakes my beloved
lmfao 
vibin
I'm not gonna renew my game pass sub cause I'm gonna test that shenanigans we talked about with the pricing
there is no fov slider, you cant turn v sync on in game but you can with an nvidia control panel, and you cant turn off mouse accel
this could all be patched in at some point
there is a way to get an fov slider, but its with external programs
FOV slider: mod
V-sync: I'll check
Mouse thing: true but it's not a problem honestly, or at least I don't have problems
And another problem, it's impossible to play it in russian if you don't speak the language
why? it swaps voice and text as well?
yyeah, it has enough dialogue and it often happens in combat
Audio and UI are tied together?
No, it's just audio, I need to write a proper thing for that
I absolutely fucking hate mouse acceleration as well 
Let me do that, one minute
it becomes impossible to read the dialogue and play the actual game
i got you
the fuck
i played enough to understand the issues before i got sick
The intro is LITERALLY a fuckton of voices, text and gameplay, with small subtitles for generic shit
It's repeatible stuff, but still
You miss out on everything
I had to revert to italian language (which is good, luckily)
the game has fucktons of dialogue, combat doesnt cancel it, if you cant understand russian you wont be able to understand the dialogue because you will be focusing on combat
Another problem with dialogues is that there is seriously a fuckton of them
Stuff that you need to stand still
Because if you move, it will get canceled
Or changed with another dialogue of another thing
not canceled, you will start a new dialogue
another problem with the dialogue, its bad 
Yes, I literally just said that 
Most of the time it's canceled as well
even with my tertiary understanding of russian the dialogue was cringe
i just imagined the italian dialogue is just the russian voice actors trying to speak italian
multitasking skill issue
im not a fucking chameleon, point my eyes in 2 different direction
I'M WALKIN HERE
It's not bad, it's just really exaggerated without a real reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLmukRHiXUE
I mean if you watch this stuff, you don't expect ||NORA with that porn thing||
And yet, you have THAT
Atomic Heart gets a fresh, brutal new trailer, showcasing combat and more from this upcoming first-person shooter game. Check it out to see various enemies meet their end.
Atomic Heart is heading to PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, Game Pass, and PC.
#IGN #Gaming #gamescom
ye i was just being silly
ATOMIC WANK
and i cannot
Or rather, for me it's not bad, it's just exaggerated since we're talking opinions
Because watch that video etc.
Oh right my dude call robots "croutons" 

So about those twins..
do not worry
you cant have a vending machine call me a dominant male and tell me to squirt my polymer inside it without my brain collapsing into absolute chimpanzee mode
i will port sexy robots to anomaly so you can companions
THEY CALL THEM DEMONS
I CALL THEM BITCHES
please get the reference
someone give this man the alpha modder role

I'm trying to not spoil stuff around here, you're not making my job easier 
SUBMISSIVE CUTE VENDING MACHINE
WANTS TO GET FUCKED
also I need to 100% nioh 2 in 10 days
Metro
it's... only gonna be possible if I quit my job 
BOURBON NOOOOOOO
it's UNCLE bourbon
shittiest death ever

just gets his ass beaten by random bandits
bourbon really be french, considering how easily he surrendered from the mortal coil
No I don't think so
I cannot agree more, but the character was based af
chad appeared in exodus tho
👀
need to play the games again tbh, it's been some time
played the first two like 5 times already, but oh well 
my favorite is last light
Yes, it was the best imo too
love bourbon
don't eat yellow snow
i dont get why they called metro exodus metro, considering you spent only 10% of the game in the metro
call it fuckin train rail exodus
artyom said is metring time and metroed all over exodus
it's a trilogy
Novel fans be like: 
ah the novels are so good too
the fan written ones as well
🤓
burn books
i cant fucking read
r/whoosh
Niet
recommend me a show
the expanse was pretty good havent watched band of brothers yet
It's a short series so
ah yes the "literally me" movies
how about the sus show
Rogue Heroes
I thought about watching the The Last of Us show
it do be good and decently faithful
Is gud
the last of sus
Watch tiz nutz
hm hm hm
How much do you enjoy homosexual sex scenes?
uh oh
wait what
Then you can skip the 3rd episode

Man it literally has one short scene of them going at it in the bed
god damnit why does cs keep changing my keyboard
im sorry but episode 3 is great
i'm g4y, and i'm dissapointed that they were putting melancholical beautiful best music game sountrack over 2 random dudes finding a fucking strawberry and kissing
this is not how the last of us looked
They also dont portray joel as a murdering psychopath, which is is a shame
he's killed like 2 people so far
this is a music that i was watching while sarah died, not when some 2 random dudes found a fucking strawberry
well yeah it's a goddamn TV Show they love taking creative liberties and ruining it for everyone cough The Witcher cough
You kill more in the first 30 minutes of the game
The relationship was actually well done in the game, and in the show it's Ron Swanson grabbin 2 handfuls of chest hair and goin to town
Welp
hot 
"well done" as in never mentioned besides one line of dialogue
It's implicit
yep, only hinted at
Oh oh
Yes, as in, it is not the entire personality of this character
ilillilililililiillilil
and, wasnt it like in the game bill actually hated the boy after soem fucked up shit?
Been a while since I played it but i think the BF stole something and peaced out
in the game? he was found hanging from the roof tho
aw
got bit
alr
then dipped permanently
@digital quartz Watch The Punisher
Mid show
which one 
The series
you're just unbased
Punisher is mid, but ill give you that Jon Bernthal has some great performances in it
Can't watch the movies
movie and series
was okay
I'll have to get them online
you're mid 
no i just dont get a boner for a mediocre show because it has some halfway decent violence and fight choreography

well I liked it so um, fuck you?
yeah you fuck him
You're free to enjoy it
i fucking love equilibrium specifically because of that
Movie: Equilibrium
Gun Kata is a martial art which the fighter uses guns. Created by Kurt Wimmer.
John Preston - Christian Bale
No copyright infringement intended.
That's the
Weird movie
watch the american psycho do some of the most ridiculous fight scenes ever seen
Hardcore Henry is the best movie ever anyway
The priest movie, let me check
Equilibrium is some stupid level john woo shit
ah yes, motion sickness the movie
23:59 "I don't get a hard-on for fight choreography"
00:00 this
Reading comprehension issue
punisher was good
I said i dont get a hardon for a show just because of it
even moreso when he was prevalent in daredevil :)
then you call Equilibrium "based" 
Equilibrium is still a shit movie
anywho
But the fighting in it is silly fun
He was basically introduced there
I think the fights in Daredevil were cooler
Anywho
Real
MbO is gae
QUICK HENRY, WE NEED TO sniff GET SOME MORE COKE!
DON'T WORRY WELL GET YOUR ROBOT WIFE FROM THE SKY
I feel like asking backfired
Imma watch some CK3 Tutorials
watch Brotherhood of Wolf
it's fr*nch 🤮 but it's good
aesthetic was used as inspiration for Bloodborne
and I'll always shill for 1917
new producer tags just dropped
And cant even listen to them xd
Rn current setup is playing music through my laptop and change albums through spotify on my phone
One of the only reasons why i dont use musicbee only
equilibrium was cool movie
I think "holy shit this song is garbage but I can't stop listening" is my favourite 
@rose ferry

and ofc the sc1 "Nuclear Launch detected"
Ye
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
I love casting actual spells
i ain’t never seen a dog chokeslam another dog
imagine trying to solve the problem instead of expanding it
the pay gap isn't even real tho
well no fucking shit the answer is yes
i lvoe cok
Fuck off faco
for how long falco, for how long
fucko 
In this purely hypothetical scenario, yes, both should be paid the same.
This is the correct answer
Falcum
well they are clearly unbased
stopppp
femboy
banned and muted goodbye rest in pisat futute in gura sa te fut
what


a true farter



cmon people spoiler tags
