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crying laughing mf'er hit her with the pitter pat hurricane
this is important
most angry rabbits i have ever seen
Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck
God, with each update discord app gets shiddier and shiddier
Agreed
Mf i can't even read a new dm message from a new person because the fucking "wave to say hi to a twat" blocks the entire message 
say hi 
el cato
How did you even find that
Did... Did Ranni Enjoyer actually dm you
I have my ways, unfortunately

real
do you think the IRS would still come after you if the world was suffering nuclear fallout
No
They are in their government built bunker and you are paste
so yeah the IRS still wins
(politcal)
fat fuck
fat sex
que paso donde hay sexo?
truly a shecks moment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mfs out here having sex im out here having gex
@grizzled meadow
My lawyer etc.
me not understand this meme
My lawyer advises me not to go any further, I cannot speak freely
I can't say what I want so say because it would be too based and I'm a moderator etc.
orwel jorjo
IM IN COLOMBIA AN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHlT WENT CRAZY
😮
Facts, i'm the lawyer
Motoko posting my man Skweezy, automatically best user in here
I thought this was a DIY easter island head
"This can't be good" LMAO
Moto Moto
Hello team
hola
Hi everyone 💗
h
Big mood
las papitas 😿
ITS THE GUY
you think he'll give us his garlic fry recipe now
Ok that is brutally ohnest and i love it
Chad king
I love being brutally ohnest
Atleast better then a lying cunt
“I… I’d like to play starwatch game .com”
this dude saw a pretty woman and a douche with a camera walk up to him and was like "i've been bullied before for how i look im not letting you fuckers get away with it on camera"
powermove
just shut her down nonstop
I wish i was bees sometimes
My eggs are fucking get fucking shredded
but bees suck at biting and die real hard
Ayo???
shit would I be able to make honey?
y'know those bees that make honey from dead meat right? goals
No since you would probably be male
Im tired
I can do that too
honkshoo yourself
powerful
Embrace corpse honey
Omori.
i don't speak japanese sorry
Ty @solar obsidian its probably cuz CS is friendly with mercs ty
Too bad that you can't understand what i just said lol
too baf
Crystal stop being mean
Let me be me
No ur being a meanie pants
People here troll alot and so can i
you a real one
Well idk, i guess I'm in a mood today
Well don't direct it at other ppl, go let off some steam
I don't work like that honey
I direct it at other ppl all the time, and I enable it
GO CRYSTAL GO
but ur always nice to me
it's hard to be mean sometimes ok
🤝
but ur so nice and sweet to me
unreal
I do not believe you 
I can be mean if i wanna
Loool just went on space program after dropping body armor on the ground...
It's kinda fun aslong as noone's actually hurt
listen I've told mya about this, I wanna be more evil but I'm kept in check by my CONSCIENCE
even the last time we had a disagreement I got bombarded by thoughts like "I could've been nicer, why'd I have to say it like that"
etc
woe is me, I just wanna be a prime and proper member of the brotherhood of nod, and I can't do it
forever a GDI 😔
Real
The curse of a good boy
yeah like if I can meet someone and get that equal parts picking on someone AND good camaraderie then I'd be set, it's just I don't always get that
I used to be fucked up and kill people n stuff every day. Then i looked inwards, died, came back from the dead and thought to myself "if i was nicer less bad things happen" so now i kill like once a month and don't say swear anymore
character arc
dejame tranquilo
Feel bratty today tis why i am a bit mean
Incredibly character arc
I allow myself to do thay
sharing friendship and kindness is cool actually
Hai :3
I still kill people but live with the regret because I'm on my villain arc rn that I'll either have to sacrifice myself at the end for or redeem myself/live in eternal solitude
I gotta stop watching anime
being a beacon of positive light is great fo realsies
hiiiiiiiii
hi hiii
We've all been there sister

Omg haiiii :3
I'm not a villain but maybe a hero
Meow why are you exiled
"one man's villain, is another man's hero, captain"
Very well put
My thighs hurt a bit
And my back too
What next
@grizzled meadow
IM SO FUCKING READY
Got your back blown out, huh?
Kinda
I think I'll pass on the horrors beyond human comprehension, thanks

Haven't been home alot
aww you called me sister, you beaut
I heard killing people
I would scratch it up so bad with my kitty cat claws you have no idea
Never forget what they stole from us
make sure you're hydrated, and try to rest a bit
if you've been idle today try doing some stretches and maybe walk around a bit if you can, you gotta look after yourself darling
hi dad
@digital quartz
Hi son, are you winning?
yes sir, I am
👍
Thanks sis ,>
i kinda feel lazy today though since yesterday i did leg lunges
me when I step through Endusal
Strongest woman in dubai
Cuz i asked
cartoon plot wtf
milo is the only thing to keep us warm in this trying time
Asked what
what kinda cartoons are you watching 
I work for my dad
What does he work as?
autism cat ❤️
logistics and truck assembly
What's logistics again?
I do his IT stuff for cheaper than if he'd gotten someone else to do it
You can make all kinds of stuff with pretty much anything
did I reply to you tho 

hes just out there
Omg puppy...
brutal
House renovation without council permission, illegal
too many beers on that bear
sir I have a job and live in my own one bedroom apartment that is 1400 square feet
oh my goodness gracious
L?
Did you know?
Gods of Death
Love the Wendy’s 4 for $4 with choice of sandwich, small fry, chicken nuggets & small soft drink; only at Wendy’s!
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this is what you were doing when i was gone on overtime???
thank god I wasnt around for that
i love how misa is just fucking stupid consistently while light and l are playing 7 different games of chess at once
what's gray thing?
i have no idea
im about 80 percent sure thats an scp but I dont remember for sure if thats where I have seen that
i have seen that grey chick thing before
i just dont remember where for sure
https://open3dlab.com/project/35533/
Went ahead and extracted the Ballerina/twins from atomic heart feel free to check her out!
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its real
oh god oh fuck
@pastel quartz
hi cutie
Not him
i need her
does this remind oyu of something
YES HIM
It's not him
no, no, no simply too hetero
oh thats what you meant
reminds me that the brain of cthulu is a pretty easy boss
the picture 
Yes? 
Nope
HIIII MAJAA HIIIIII
hemorrhoids
cock n balls
you are coping
HAIIIIII~ OMGGG I MISSED U
WHEN DOW E DO STUFF TOGETHERR
show evidence of what he looks like nowadays then
proof?
real
proof?
WAAA WHEN R U AVAILABLE? WE CAN DO STUFF ANYTIME
i dont have life
im available the whole time
oh awesome same here
sick
trump and biden finish their best of 3 in competitive pokemon
ewwwwww dry
shut the fuck up
my friend is so cringe im dying while being in vc with him..
@queen finch I only believe you on stuff like this
Is it really him?
i am infinitely better at eating food than all of you
we did the same thing in one second
didnt find proof so he goes an asks dot 
wa twinsies
TWINSIEEEESSS UWUU
I'm sure he's not him 
What's up with 'er eye?
doorknob accident, tragic
and yet you didnt find any proof 
You're not even friends with me but apparently you don't care
@rose ferry Accept it
Are we frens?
I never talk to you
Heyo, hru all doin you weirdos
i dont know who i have friended here
THAT'S NOT TRUE
and i dont intend on finding out
Falco just wants to be loved too
I love you falco ❤
Hai hai hey hiii hey hai
reminder that you should to pushups
how you been today mr gumbito
no muscle mummy to tuck you into bed
why even live
i have woken up
Hihi falco
Had an amazing night with some friends on dayz and then my dad had to ruin it
he stopped the goober time ?
Wbu Bruno kun
had a good upper session and did some driving school stuff today. Bout to close discord and study soon enough
rn just going through an album
yeah i need a strong gf i can have a full-contact MMA match with in the living room as foreplay
I was getting off, it was very obvious but he came on yelling that I was up all night again and told me to turn the computer off, as it was off and I was standing in front of it
Imagine hangin around the internet too much
Cori is useless when you have Mya ❤️
And told me it needs to be off by 12 
12 am or pm ?
ALL OF MY ONLINE FRIENDS GET ON AT 7-8 PM
Huh? Me too?
bruh that shit just drives me insane
wow not even us
who else haven't I added
rip
He's been getting out of hand lately, I really need to yell at him
It's also hella bad for you if you dont taper off
Love u too
i was hoping that the hormones would've calmed down by now but i just want to fuck
i had to redownload atomic hearts
If you go from cooming like 3-4 times a day to 0 your body is gonna feel it
aka not going cold turkey
You Gotta slowly decrease
reducing it over an amount of time
and now its downloading the shit when you opena game
Oh okay! Ty Brüno
np mr gumbito
<3
Why would i fap 3 times a day bro
It's already big enough
rookie numbers
It's an example!
i do 2 faps a day max
usually just 1 tho
Bc you get none that's why
And cause you smell bad
it says error
Why would that even change tho
Yesterday the actual weight was 75.2 GB, I don't know if something changed
How the hell weren't we friended
Micro tears on the muscles on the side of my ankle 😎
more like atomic fart
it says error becuase i dont have enough space?
gottem
Are you actually downloading? I had this stuff as well but it was the "install" process"
this is a common thing for me on discord
It's russian or something, I don't speak that language, you tell me 
i downloaded yesteday
cyrillic = automatically russian
Based Falco
and now it says i dont have enough space
yeah
That's kinda sadge tho
what else
its basiccly redownloading it again
How come?

how cum?
@grizzled meadow im not sure if deleteing it and installing againt will work
so at trhis point i feel like deleting the game
just don't play it
When the
plot-twist, the exhaust pipe broke
that mp5 too gotdamn big for her body
real
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

literally me
Bulk Bogan
Do exercises,NOW!!!
i be lungin'
possible they look quite similar
why is that a gif
real
yes
she on the spectrum fo shure
right?
mos def


chernobyl cats
https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/tj4v7h/balls_too_big_i_just_got_him_a_week_ago_and_im/ this thread is gold
2,421 votes and 291 comments so far on Reddit
@digital quartz
it's a superpower.
garnik for high king 2023
Somebody asked me, huh, why do I hate the military?
babies are made when a girl kisses a boy with tongue
real
true
and 
I have a group I play pathfinder with, and everytime someone wants to play even a half-elf, they have to hide it until the end of the campaign, unless they want to be relentlessly bullied and quite possibly murdered in their sleep lol
what is even happening in this clip
literally me
Nah man I need the writing on it
aight
makes up for a good twist if it gets revealed that one is a half elf at the end
Imagine playing the most boring race
rome? It went quicker than expected
One guy managed to get away with it for literally half a year. He revealed it by accident and was immediately murdered by the three dwarves in the party 
you are good people
Imagine playing elves when you could literally play a frog
pretty bopping melody
new pfp dropped
I've played a Lich and a Grey Orc in D&D, got a Shisk ready to go for Pathfinder in a few months
who wanna vc and perhaps play some gamer games
vc
yes
sorry i am introverted, i don't talk with people unless I have to
das racis!
you have to
very

Shisk is based, any race coming from the mountains is lol
warlocks 
warcocks
I DMed a D&D session until a little while ago that was ocean / cuthullu themed, but we grew bored with the system and switched to pathfinder xD
just play the cthulu boardgame lol
Warlocks are hella based lol
Pathfinder > D&D
Mmm
Which one, there's like 4 of them
But one of the worst classes in D&D 5e lol
Lmao
uhhhhhhhhh
We played the TTRPG once, it was really fun
The campaign also wasn't really Cuthullu themed, I should've said Lovecraftian xD
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have a cringe
I want to play TTRPG Placescape
boi what the hell boi
I always wanted to try Pathfinder, I only ever ran 5e
I just started playing Doom again
i ran pathfinder 2e
would alcohol gel fuck up a fire?
Wut
Heard about it, and yeah it#s hard to find people that want to play it, the system is pretty weird and not really intuitive
pathfinder is cool and dnd is cringe. rules are badly worded and action system is way convoluted
I mean, it might make it taste funny if you're cooking something
Basically this
5e also offers no choice for character progression beyond 3rd level
The more I DMed 5e, the more I hated it. The more I DMed Pathfinder, the more I loved it
yeah I get that
you have to do so much extra legwork to dm 5e
I'm doing a D&D5E campaign right now, but its some homebrew situation based in a 19th century fantasy world
pathfinder is pretty based
it was more along the lines of if fire burns less if it's the gel
Yeah, you literally pick you entire progression at lvl 3 and then thats that
with guns and such
if you want it to be good that is
Bruh have you seen One D&D, it is even worse
is that out yet?
They literally omitted rules and regulations and replaced it with "Let the DM decide"
or just UA
If you ad gel to a fire it wont do anythig more, under you bathe it, in which case it should burn less since its burning the alcohol slower, but if it's a camp fire, it wont do much if you empty like a lil bottle in it
Cyberpunk Red
they are constantly tossing shit at the wall and see what sticks
Literally this
They just write up some shit they came up with in their delirious state of gender neutralness and throw it at the players
"Test this for us, we can't be bothered"
its so bad they decided that fucking up every other rpg was the best choice hence the big OGL debacle
MY MAN
This shit pissed me off so hard
its clear as day
cool, i was thinking about the guy that dumped 60 jugs of alcohol gel near a fire
@silk oracleif you want more of that i'll let you know i also own Foundry
is there a convenient foundry plugin for pathfinder like Plutonium for 5e?
what is plutonium
Yeah same, Foundry is the best 
Yes
it basically lets you import everything from 5e.tools
all items, creatures, adventures basically everything
foundry already has everything pathfinder you need basically and they release official packs too
because of their policy, everything not story related is free so you get every race, spell, monster
oh right
Paizo so generous
p!avatar @grizzled meadow
5e in foundry only has the SRD which is laughable
Berd
If you install these modules, they basically contain everything
well I guess I would start with 2e
but yeah
how much can you automate 2e in Foundry?
Some of them are not 100% correct, like some racial traits have a wrong description, but it is basically full content
oh damn
I have no idea about 2e, I don't play it
Pathfinder 2e has the full system on foundry
p!avatar @grizzled meadow
2e is worse than 1e imo, but compare and decide for yourself xD
1e just has so. much. content.
that's fucking amazing, stealing that
im over 5e at this point
at least when it comes to dm'ing
I feel that sentence, I really do
WHAT AM I
I hated DMing 5e, everything was unclear and stupid
Hot
making encounters
Why thank you
You're back strelok
although I had some cool homebrew creatures
Long time no see
but I guess you could just import the mechanics into pathfinder
p!hug @light charm
That wasn't even the bad part, RUNNING the encounter was the bad part. For example, it did not matter if you shot a target at 10m or 100m, you always had the same chance of hitting it, since beyond the first range increment you get disadvantage and no other penalty. I tried running ship combat once and it was such a clusterfuck that I just wrote my own system for it, very alike to pathfinder rules, and my players enjoyed that much more
is this ur dinner
You're my dinner
no
👀
Breakfast lunch, dinner and dessert ;)
Waddup, yeah I've been gone for a while
W Rizz
A while? Bro that felt like a year
It was like half a year xD

Anyway i hope you're ok bro?
What can I say, real life n stuff
p!hug @digital quartz
Yeah no probs
Yeah man I am great, studying an all. Thanks for asking, what about you?

Nice nice, college is like uni in america right?
I never got how it works over there
Same here
I live in germany and since it works different that's quite the L for americans
Can't tell me to not graduate while i am 15
yep Uni is College

Aight, that's settles that xD Why not call it University like everybody else though, oh well
semantics 
And what's that?
the study of meanings
Hm
The meaning behind words, college is probably just a lil different to uni
cuz murica
I am interestet
yep.......its not free 
They have a history for that, yeah
Uni can be free in germany i think
Uni is also not free in Europe xD But you CAN get it free and there are free options in some countries
you have to pay semester fees
Yeah
about 200 - 300 € bianually
they are way less than college fees though

but I get it back from the german state as an indefinite loan without interest
oh you study abroad in the US?
in most countries in europe if you manage to score above base in the finals you can sign up to a uni for free
Nah, I study in the netherlands
I was thinking of doing a semester abroad in america, since I can do up to two
i dont have to pay a dime rn for uni
It's one of the best Unis in the Netherlands and Europe yeah, or like top 10 in Europe
ohh that makes sense
Yeah, but it's also kind of worth it. They give you a guaranteed place for your masters if you finish your bacherlors and they have a ton of options for scholarships, doing semesters abroad and they have a huge campus with many study associations
it is much like a US college from the outside tbh xD
VU?
me fr
Does someone have the gif of Billy Herrington drinking beer and smoking in Rostok
I need it for purposes
Who is billy herrington?
Bruh
Oh nvm
My guy, say sike rn
bruh
Where were you when this channel was full of him
smh my head
I will behead you
heterosexual propaganda being shoved down my throat smh
Let me live under my rock bro
Start to use spoilers if you want post stuff of the game in here
You've been warned

just play the game already falco
Play it faster

Motherfuckers can't play shit normally
its been a day already bro
Trilogia completa
I KNEW IT
your fault that you havent completed it 100%
Mf takes 2 days to play an 8h game 
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Theft Suction Anomaly
fulcrum
Chuck?
FULCRUM
Fullcum
more like a yodie gang reference
was it called fulcrum?
no i think it was folkroom
lemme check again
be right back
yep its fulcrum
Hello guys
hi ivan
Bye ivan
Fullcum
cumfull
Wired diggas
Wrecked
Atomic heart talk : ||this game is like bioshock and prey had a mid russian child who was in their cringe teenage phase||
Evil
Atomic heart talk : ||WHY THE FUCK IS THE DOOM MUSIC KICKING IN? OH SHIT MICK GORDAN WORKED ON THIS GAME OH||
Beautiful catto
who
He has attacked my socks multiple times
The doom soundtrack guy
||doom eternal music man||
Doom 2016 ost in specific just has a different vibe that hits right
||this boss just showed up and then the heavy metal just randomly kicked in and i was like "oh okay"||
hi everyone still very disappointed i woke up today
Might cop this one
if anyone wants to hit me in the head with a rock until i stop twitching ill take volunteers
"The one they did dirty is you"
Post and expose, until it is done
Better beat me to it
i only got a brick no rocks sorry :(((
thatll do
thats fine
i dont care about the journey i wanna see some results dammit
Can i keep your legos?
Finally, I get to use my tactical rock!
first in line for the at-te
Lesgoo
das a good rock
Kinda cool
Weird looking dog
He too eepy
boy if I knew
Real
igneous rocks wouldnt be ideal for caving skulls
Cope
Am I too late? Did I miss my chance to bash WotC and praise Pathfinder despite Paizo being cucked as well?
ok well if no one is gonna say anything (apparently yall aren't geologists go fuckin figure)
i lied
i lied to you all
igneous rocks are more than ideal
Ideal for carving?
for beating
Heh
I know they are
I am interestet in geology but not that much
For killing Geologists
That sums it up about right lol
as diabase, an igneous rock formation, is the strongest known rock formation
why do i know this? ive had this argument
thank you for listening to my schizo rants
Are you arguing with the voices again?
no they agree with me
I would kill a geologist by distracting him with a obsidian knife which he would say it “wouldn’t make that good of a knife” but while he would be distracted I would hit him with an axe
Fair
hmmm metamorphites
Would that be a stone axe?
No it would have to be a wooden one
steel is heavier than feathers
Shame
They wouldn’t see it coming
hmm silicates
They can only see minerals
theyre not rocks
eepy
i cant wait to go home from work and proceed to do absolutely nothing with my precious time as i slowly wither away
I’m gonna blow up my bathroom with an ied
On god
why stop at the bathroom when you have local politicians

My lawyer advises me to say I will not blow up any local politicians within my area
no ones stopped me yet
my wife is a fed shes probably unknowingly the one watching me say these things as we speak
enemies to lovers 
Sam… wait no, no I don’t endorse this
@grizzled meadow


Oh nyo
bro?? Actual good idea
finally a good episode of Annoying Orange
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muted last night
Lol
i have no way to describe it other than sadness made into art
!1984
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my mom is based
Biased
mamita querida
literally me
I want to wanter around in some magical forest with a stick and collect mushrooms for potions
Momita
while living in my tiny mushrooms house
do you have woodland critter neighbours who visit for tea?
hella noh, there's fucking magic creatures that would kill me
and they wear tiny clothes?
Delightful
Ivan wishes to become a hobbit
is it too much to ask for
I like piracy
I have 700$ worth of games i didnt pay
Some people get mad
Lmao dude it was free
Cry about it
its ltierally free

i steal flowers from peoples gardens
the earth made it
the earth owes me
so i take them
might steal some clothes off a washing line who knows, looks better on me anyway
Yeah like people finna claim flowers, if the earth made it it's for everyone to enjoy
gotta get flowers for potions
I want that tree too tho
if i see you take flowers from my garden I will hunt you
what a blessed day
yoink
adam shouldve stayed with lillith, eve wasnt good enough for him








