🎪bruh-fart

[trim pilot]

He wants foodsies

[silk oracle]

AHHHHHHH

[trim pilot]

HE WANTS FOODSIES

[uncut obsidian]

It's 9:50pm

He's eepy

[silk oracle]

give

pilaf

[trim pilot]

I’m forger traumatized after the one where they stabbed a puppy and then faked a rescue

[uncut obsidian]

He's just eepy bruv

[trim pilot]

They do ones with sticking puppies in with dangerous animals and shit

It’s disgusting

And the en they fake a rescue

[uncut obsidian]

Sleepy

[solar obsidian]

"the horrors i have seen"

[uncut obsidian]

Mans a lion

He's sleepy bruh

[stone blade]

typical russian cat

[trim pilot]

madirex is an animal abuser confirmed

[uneven sinew]

Cat looks like his PFP

[orchid robin]

no hes not.....hes an abuser in general, not just to animals

[uncut obsidian]

my pfp is me + my cat

[uncut obsidian]

ong bro? fr?

[uncut obsidian]

Blame Alex

[uneven sinew]

Exactly, that's what I was looking at

[uncut obsidian]

For this

[orchid robin]

i noticed that too

[uncut obsidian]

HIS ASS IS STEALING MY BREAD

[uneven sinew]

Madi has become tainted by the Maja Virus

[orchid robin]

WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF HIM STEALING YOUR BREAD

[uncut obsidian]

BECAUSE HE'S GORGEOUS

[silk oracle]

YES GET THAT PILAF BOI

he's got fight left in him still

[trim pilot]

ITS HIS PILAF

[silk oracle]

he was faking sleepyness all along

[orchid robin]

despite crippling depression he is still fighting for good

[pine bison]

a thief

[digital quartz]

he has to resort to thievery to feed himself

[uncut obsidian]

He's trying to fake his eepyness

He's trying to ambush me

I know it

[orchid robin]

exactly

what a monster

[silk oracle]

Don't blame him, the months in the trenches were hard on him

[digital quartz]

I would never, I blame the environment

[silk oracle]

and ww2

[uncut obsidian]

he a king fr 🔥

[trim pilot]

my squingle is the god of sleepiness

[orchid robin]

Petition to force madi to feed his cat

[uncut obsidian]

forcefeeding

[silk oracle]

nonono

[uneven sinew]

[uneven sinew]

Black holes make your body stretch before they convert you into energy

[crimson flame]

PAT HIM

[crimson flame]

AWWWWWWWWWW LIL CUTE BABY

[heady crow]

He seemingly disappeared from the face of earth, same goes for aldo

[crimson flame]

such is the fate of brainfart mods

died from severe brain rot

[orchid robin]

hi bruno

[heady crow]

Yo krieg

Whats up brother

[orchid robin]

wuz poppin

im good

doing another cyberpunk run

sorta morgan blackhand playthrough

you?

[uncut obsidian]

kriegs is gone

[silk oracle]

it do be like that, let's hope they have something good going on in their life's

[fading shuttle]

suffer as i suffer

[uncut obsidian]

bet

[orchid robin]

can you link the message

please

i wanna see it

[fading shuttle]

they probably just left, but if they got banned

i need to see the message

[uncut obsidian]

AAAAAAA

HIS ASS IS EATING ME

[fading shuttle]

perish

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

god replaying the cyberpunk prologue, i just skip through all the dialogue and im laughing my ass off cuz it doesnt just skip the dialogue but also speeds up all the interactions, so im sitting here listening to yorinobus goofy ass footsteps going at mach 2

[uncut obsidian]

His ass just stole my meat

[heady crow]

On a 2pm adventure thinking of what to do since i got an hour and a half to burn

[digital quartz]

devious cat

[orchid robin]

burn it down

[eager quest]

WAIT

KRIEGS IS GONE?

[heady crow]

Too short for a proper gym session but too long to spend at book stores

[uncut obsidian]

[digital quartz]

last message aimed at me

[eager quest]

IS IT GONE?

[uncut obsidian]

You made him leave

[uncut obsidian]

🎖️

[eager quest]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

finally

[uneven sinew]

Bruh

I think there is

?

[fading shuttle]

dont think there is

havent ever seen it

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian why cant i find the pancake message banning him?

[uncut obsidian]

he never got banned lil bro

[fading shuttle]

cus he wasnt banned, he left

[uncut obsidian]

dutyer dum dum

[orchid robin]

wait

if he left

why did he start making alt accounts

[fading shuttle]

what

[fading shuttle]

are these kriegs alts you speak of among us right now

[orchid robin]

which mf lied to me telling me he made alt accounts

[crimson flame]

as someone who wore softlens before, that gotta hurt like mf

[digital quartz]

amogus

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/boiled-soundcloud-boiled-boiled-irl-boiled-utsc-boiled-cheesestick-agem-soundcloud-gif-20049996

[crimson flame]

those glitter shit will get stuck on your inner eyelids

[uncut obsidian]

she blocked like 50% of her vision

[eager quest]

oh my god the reactions

[fading shuttle]

yall just dont understand fashion

[stone blade]

true

[fading shuttle]

its doing numbers, thats all i can say

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/CQg-BxWQ0lE me

[crimson flame]

madi flexin nitro smh

[oblique spire]

Thats alot of fucken reactions GAWD DAYUM

[uneven sinew]

Look for a JET tarkov

Or something like that

[uncut obsidian]

FUC KK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[uneven sinew]

Bro what is up with the Reaction Spam

[oblique spire]

This shit doin numbers

[uncut obsidian]

A VIDEO WAS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I WAS REACTING

[uneven sinew]

Helo

[uncut obsidian]

WHEN I CAME BACK IT AUTOPLAYED TO A GUY PLAYING ATOMIC HEART LIVE

FUCKK

[trim pilot]

i think im gonna watch blade runner 2049

[trim pilot]

hot robot secks

[oblique spire]

I need to watch it

[midnight tree]

ayyy kriegs is gone

[uncut obsidian]

@uneven sinew spoilers

[uneven sinew]

Watch the original

[midnight tree]

very based

[trim pilot]

im going to legally acquire it

[uncut obsidian]

im waiting for a torrent release

[uneven sinew]

Gad damn now i understand

[uncut obsidian]

and dont wanna get spoilered

[crimson flame]

beware of feelings

[stone blade]

go watch the original

[uncut obsidian]

also release trailer dropped

https://youtu.be/0UBiw1xkHl8

[uneven sinew]

Fitgirl repaxk

[orchid robin]

spoiled what?

[fading shuttle]

whatever JET is seems abandoned, discord server is gone, or atleast heavily restricted that i cant join, and the last version is for

[narrow lotus]

yeah probably threatened legally by bsg

[fading shuttle]

which is weird, Singleplayer Tarkov is the most popular one

whatever this is it died before i ever heard of it

[trim pilot]

wasnt ther e a huge drama over fitgirl

[oblique spire]

Does JET require a copy of tarkov?

[uneven sinew]

Welp, no coop then

[uncut obsidian]

im tempted to get a dev build

but idk

[uneven sinew]

Shame

[uncut obsidian]

it may be worse than release

[oblique spire]

SPT does, so BSG still get the money

[uneven sinew]

Can't recall, been ages since I've pirated a game

Lol

[stone blade]

lol spt

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-loading-gif-discord-discord-loading-discord-gif-gif-23495356

[uncut obsidian]

||((spt does require it but technically you don't need it))||

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934285772834619433/943514428765245490/06F0BAD3-120C-4182-9653-86C746CC61AD.gif

[uncut obsidian]

[uneven sinew]

It has nice reviews on steam

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546763235051700314/1062047229755539466/E514E310-BA93-439C-8D87-C4553A03DD31.gif

[uncut obsidian]

HA

[oblique spire]

You need it

[uncut obsidian]

no

lmao

[uneven sinew]

real

[midnight tree]

real

[fading shuttle]

the fitgirl drama was because Empress, a well know cracker, was acting incredibly schizo and so fitgirl stated that they wont repack their releases, unless there was any other drama

[uneven sinew]

Crack?

[uneven sinew]

Brainfart crackhead

[midnight tree]

real

[trim pilot]

NO

[uneven sinew]

Empresa

[trim pilot]

NOOOO

[uneven sinew]

Empresa Mexicana

[candid axle]

true and astounding

[trim pilot]

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ROBOT SECKS

[fading shuttle]

yeah, but atleast she mostly keeps it contained in her nfos and secret fuckin telegram group now

[uncut obsidian]

now re-read what i said

[fading shuttle]

back then she didnt

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713162494147035196/1072207540043141242/818E1B24-8232-4EC4-9E99-AAD72F5D5649.gif

[uneven sinew]

Bad thing about Spt is that

[queen finch]

mf underestimated how fucking gey I am

[uneven sinew]

Modding it takes a bit

[uncut obsidian]

i never bought tarkov yet im playing spt

[fading shuttle]

same

[uncut obsidian]

was playing, that is

[candid axle]

on jah

[fading shuttle]

ofcourse i acquired my tarkov copy for singleplayer through totally legal means

[oblique spire]

How come you technically dont need it?

[uncut obsidian]

Come watch gay porn, it's fun!

[uncut obsidian]

Because you simply do not

[zinc compass]

too much gey

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-billy-butcher-a-train-sad-gif-26077834

too much

[oblique spire]

hmmm

[candid axle]

never too much homo

[uncut obsidian]

One line change in registry and the SPT launcher considers your game official

[queen finch]

I watch it for the story

[uncut obsidian]

for the plot

[queen finch]

exactly

[gentle saffron]

massively disappointed rn

[uncut obsidian]

do you have hot men friendship for the plot too?

[candid axle]

the world building in porn goes crazy goofy hard

[fading shuttle]

good ole bypass method, always worked, never been fixed

[queen finch]

always

[uncut obsidian]

[queen finch]

I watch shrek with my homies naked

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/526346786135080960/1065410425396678727/caption-2-4.gif

[uncut obsidian]

sex isn't real, we have sex just to get educated

[uncut obsidian]

🥺

[oblique spire]

Should I play SPT or go to bed

[uncut obsidian]

bed

[fading shuttle]

bed

[oblique spire]

You gonna join me?

[fading shuttle]

sleep alone

[queen finch]

it's not gey if its for the homies

[candid axle]

if there's a will, there's a way

[uncut obsidian]

if there's a ho-

micide

[candid axle]

YEAH

oh no

[trim pilot]

i just legally acquired blade runner 2049

[solar obsidian]

based

[stone blade]

"Legally"

[candid axle]

quite frankly

[gentle saffron]

hi

[queen finch]

dis gonna be my next tattoo

[fading shuttle]

legally acquire fight club, drive and american psycho aswell

[uneven sinew]

Real shit

Talk

[candid axle]

very aesthetic

lovely :)

[fading shuttle]

and your transformation will be complete

[solar obsidian]

be sure to show it in every job interview

[uneven sinew]

Instant Hire

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian Are you gonna join me if I go to bed?

[queen finch]

yea I show it to my future employees when I interview them

[uncut obsidian]

bet

buy me plane tickets

[queen finch]

haven't hired anyone in a fat minute

[oblique spire]

Hmm

[queen finch]

nobody wants to do metal working

[uneven sinew]

Now I'm installing tarkov again because of you

Shame

[midnight tree]

i work metal bro

[solar obsidian]

buy pizza and say that u are family

[queen finch]

too expensive

[uncut obsidian]

metal working?

[solar obsidian]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

working on metal?

[queen finch]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

metal pipes?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gif-21785724

[uncut obsidian]

metal music?

[candid axle]

both, simultaneously

[queen finch]

naw, stairs, gates, balconies, metal support structures etc

[uncut obsidian]

yooooooooo atomic heart ost released

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian Sorry

[uncut obsidian]

time to fuck my ears

[uncut obsidian]

@winged phoenix

[oblique spire]

Sadly you can't come, so I must sleep alone. Truly sad that I cannot sleep with a hot femboy

[uncut obsidian]

me reading to this while listening to atomic heart

[uncut obsidian]

i will come

we must come

[stone blade]

Me snoozing

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/come-here-no-you-gif-26353115

[stone blade]

im a snoozer man

im sleeping so soundly

[oblique spire]

In what sense will you 'come'

[candid axle]

the snoonz

[uncut obsidian]

i swear some of these songs are gonna get added to my playlist

[uncut obsidian]

because mick gordon

[onyx stag]

S

[uncut obsidian]

ex

[oblique spire]

With me

Ayo?

[candid axle]

is the ost on spotify

[fading shuttle]

the only thing i care about from the atomic heart ost is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8-T9pmGAJ8

the rest can perish

[uncut obsidian]

i found a yt playlist

[fading shuttle]

i finally got the combat trailer song

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH1s17HHjMc&list=PL_2a_WZl_MDGmpki0dJIRhF2zs2eCjg_K&index=10&ab_channel=FoxusSexus @candid axle

[candid axle]

oh i see i see

hell yeah :> thank ya

[uncut obsidian]

god my ears

im getting ear orgasm fr

[candid axle]

i'm gonna have fun

[uncut obsidian]

like that one gif

[trim pilot]

atomic heart is beautiful

i havent seen a game look this good in quite a long time

[uncut obsidian]

the music sure is

[uncut obsidian]

ok this one is going straight into my playlist wtf

30 minutes of it

[candid axle]

when new mick gordon music

[midnight tree]

make an atomic heart channel

so i don't have to look at this

[fading shuttle]

no

robot sex

[digital quartz]

criminal if you ask me

[uneven sinew]

Pussy

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/atomic-heart-key-gif-27521350

[uncut obsidian]

robussy

[midnight tree]

unless people start posting robotussy i don't wanna see any AH shit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

wAIT

WAIT

WAIT

DVRST

IS ALSO MAKING THE OSTS

[fading shuttle]

yeah dvrst is in there aswell

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/xKHyzqjH42A

BRO THIS OST

IS GOATED

All of it is going into my playlist

[oblique spire]

I saw "DVRST" and I immediately thought of this song

https://youtu.be/ao4RCon11eY

[uncut obsidian]

yes

https://youtu.be/9PyH_9w3FIc

synthwave vibes

[uneven sinew]

Yeee

System Shock vibes

Oh wait

[candid axle]

geoff my beloved

[midnight tree]

geff

[fading shuttle]

my name jeff

[candid axle]

gəf

sì

[uncut obsidian]

Wait

this guy has been posting atomic heart related shit for a while now lol

[fading shuttle]

when are you gonna stop going through your femboy phase madi

[uncut obsidian]

[candid axle]

there is no phase

[uncut obsidian]

you are so clueless

[candid axle]

it is boundless

[uncut obsidian]

exactly

[fading shuttle]

it is a phase

you will get better

[uncut obsidian]

it's what you want to think

you're in denial

yeah, i will get better

once i buy a skirt

[fading shuttle]

truly, the east has fallen

[candid axle]

fuck yeah ‼️

[light charm]

Woooo

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/YlKT0UH2jKM

god i want to save all of them

[candid axle]

ack i wish i hadn't forgor my earbuds

[uncut obsidian]

all of my favorite music makers in one game

[candid axle]

fr

[uncut obsidian]

i saw the nickname change

[light charm]

No more breedable me cause no more super horny

[stone blade]

why ping me br

[uncut obsidian]

because he a snoozer

[stone blade]

he do be

same as me

[light charm]

[candid axle]

epic, inconceivable even

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/1077573474933018684/FpdBs0NXEAI-GiE.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

Wait

Wait this isn't even Mick Gordon yet

It's only like the first half of the songs

And it's already so good

[steady trellis]

i'm not far in, the game already delivered for me in terms of OST and bonkers characters/dialogue

[digital quartz]

the mc dialogue certainly is ... something

[fading shuttle]

the dialogue feels off

both russian and english

[uncut obsidian]

you know both russian and english?

[steady trellis]

i mean, i did not expect babushka going full Duke Nukem Dialogue

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpeSsrtaMAAB_X_?format=jpg&name=large

[uncut obsidian]

spoilers

[fading shuttle]

i have a slight understanding of russian since i am forced to study it

[uncut obsidian]

real

[steady trellis]

eat shit and die

[uncut obsidian]

(it's in the trailer)

[fading shuttle]

that russian knowledge gonna be real useful now

[trim pilot]

this is literally before the tutorial

[broken topaz]

Spoiler

[fading shuttle]

crybabies dont want their gideo vames spoiled

[uncut obsidian]

nooo my gideo vame

[fading shuttle]

atomic hearts ending involves a choice between stopping the robot massacre

and getting to fuck the twins

[digital quartz]

I am sorry humanity

there is only 1 choice really

[trim pilot]

MOTHERFUCKER

YOU ASSHOLE

[fading shuttle]

get destroyed

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian

[broken topaz]

The big moral dilemma

Save humanity

Bang robot twins

[digital quartz]

not much of a dilemma for me lets be real

[broken topaz]

True

[orchid robin]

you call it dilemma, i call it the easiest choice of my life

[uncut obsidian]

ALSO THERES A 6 HOUR SEX SCENE IF YOU PICK THE SECOND OPTION

[broken topaz]

Wed bang the twins

[fading shuttle]

the entire world would completely understand our decision

[abstract path]

Want

[fading shuttle]

there would be no hard feelings

[uncut obsidian]

hiiii

what is that

pfp

[fading shuttle]

though there will be something hard

[uncut obsidian]

p!avatar @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ᚨᚾᚷᛖᛚ#4994

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[midnight tree]

bet

[uncut obsidian]

2016 vibes

[fading shuttle]

mf got sonic.exe profile pic

[abstract path]

Just did matching pfps with a very good friend for fun

Don't mind me

[uncut obsidian]

i wont change mine

nope

[fading shuttle]

atleast have a profile pic of a good creepypasta bro

[abstract path]

Don't tell me what to do

[broken topaz]

Maan

I bled on my bedsheets

Last night

[midnight tree]

outdated creepypasta let's go

[abstract path]

Not like i told u to

[midnight tree]

from where

[broken topaz]

Leg

[trim pilot]

is anyone gonna fucking delete the massive ass spoiler in this chat

[midnight tree]

not very concerning

[uncut obsidian]

the SIX HOUR SEX SCENE spoiler?

[fading shuttle]

brother in christ i made the entire thing up

[digital quartz]

so ... did you binge?

[uncut obsidian]

he's degen

ignore

[broken topaz]

Binge ?

[fading shuttle]

actual smoothbrain

[uncut obsidian]

bing

[digital quartz]

a novel I recommended

[midnight tree]

gottem

[uncut obsidian]

not deep enough

[fading shuttle]

BASED

[broken topaz]

No?

[fading shuttle]

SO FUCKING ZASED

[digital quartz]

I was talking to Ted

[fading shuttle]

thatll be madirex the moment he leaves his phase

[abstract path]

Guys guys guys

Quick question

[midnight tree]

binge deez nuts

[abstract path]

Do you know who joe is?

[broken topaz]

Joe biden

[abstract path]

Wrong

[midnight tree]

joe swanson

[broken topaz]

Trader Joe's?

[midnight tree]

bruno

did you see the picture of me drinking a can of beans

bro he mega eepy

[fading shuttle]

WHERE

[digital quartz]

thoughts?

[uncut obsidian]

im sorry but cat theft is prohibited

[digital quartz]

aw damn

[abstract path]

Also i found this meme

Lul

[midnight tree]

based

[fading shuttle]

this is my cat trenbolone

[broken topaz]

Fluffy

[abstract path]

Oh wait

Lol

[digital quartz]

no stress my man

[trim pilot]

holy fuck blade runner, this is an interesting movie

[heady crow]

Ye

[midnight tree]

nice

[abstract path]

Me at 3am be like

Literally tho cuz they won't let me in

[uncut obsidian]

why are you not in your house at 3am

[midnight tree]

learn to pick locks

[midnight tree]

reminds me that i have to learn to pick locks

[abstract path]

My mother

[midnight tree]

omg hiiiii

:3333

[uncut obsidian]

yo mom!

[rose ferry]

omg hiioiiiiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

HIIIIIII haii hahijhii!!!!!! @rose ferry

[abstract path]

Ah.

[midnight tree]

ekte og virkelig

[orchid robin]

each braincell contradicts the other

[proven crown]

Easy af, most locks don't even need a lever, you can just rake them with a bent paperclip

[fading shuttle]

yo mama so stupid, she tried to ri-XBOX LIVE

[midnight tree]

i don't know what kinda locks you've encountered but that sounds a bit too easy

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTpKu6TX6n8

this video is the peak of comedy

[proven crown]

Padlocks, key-lockers, etc

[uncut obsidian]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIVEE

[rose ferry]

gdshgedj good afternoon!

[midnight tree]

i'm thinking of house locks

[rose ferry]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

SJDsaoosooopsOAPDSPODOPKOPAOWNIO JB NSA NSD IOWQIOD WONI

[fading shuttle]

yo mama so old, she is XBOX LIVE

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

yo mama so fat, when people see her they yell XBOX LIVE

[proven crown]

M8, I only helped friends who left their keys at home, not break into houses

[midnight tree]

you see, it could be useful to be able to break into houses

[rose ferry]

THJJUJVGGDDHJKIUHHT3DHU

[midnight tree]

non-destructively

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

i don't speak bottom

[uncut obsidian]

okaodoapopdo ppawo

[rose ferry]

I do

[uncut obsidian]

eweweweewwewewewew

[uncut obsidian]

☕

hahaha

sip

[midnight tree]

you when the i when the you know the thing when it when i do the when i do you

[uncut obsidian]

when you do who?

[rose ferry]

am with my boyfriend atm, how are you guys

[midnight tree]

chillen

chugged a can of beans and i'm now drinking a cup of coffee

gonna work out in an hour

after i've shat my guts out

[fading shuttle]

your boyfriend so fat, he thought XBOX LIVE

[rose ferry]

great

[crimson flame]

women ☕

[rose ferry]

women

ahaha

[eager igloo]

She deserved that

[midnight tree]

🫘

[broken topaz]

I got up way too late today, half the day is gone and I wont be able to sleep tonight

[midnight tree]

real

[rose ferry]

hiiiiii coriiiii

[broken topaz]

Haiii max

[crimson flame]

bear the curse of the average discordian

[midnight tree]

okay everyone

i'm going to go masturbate

[broken topaz]

Just had nightmares that kept waking me up

[broken topaz]

enjoy

[uncut obsidian]

i feel the same after i sleep for too much/daydream

[midnight tree]

when i'm trying to sleep i keep just daydreaming with my eyes wide open instead of actually sleeping

shit sucks

[broken topaz]

i got brutally stabbed by a babushka in one of the dreams

[midnight tree]

based

[uncut obsidian]

atomic brain rot

[broken topaz]

she like jumped on me like a left 4 dead jockey

[broken topaz]

and just kept stabbing me in the cum gutters

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931035227386707988/1077412499948834877/hmmMeeting.gif

[broken topaz]

I dont know the actual term for that part of the body

[uncut obsidian]

aHWAT

[midnight tree]

bruh SAME

[broken topaz]

but you know what i mean right

[midnight tree]

yeah

the V

[rose ferry]

ye

[midnight tree]

whatever name it actually has i will never refer to it by that

[broken topaz]

Thanks bois, you always get me fr fr

[midnight tree]

it will always be cum gutters

[broken topaz]

but yea turns out being stabbed repeatedly into the fleshy bits there

is not fun

[orchid robin]

how did your mind know the level of pain

[crimson flame]

vajayjay

[broken topaz]

I am quite familiar with pain

[crimson flame]

vegana

[midnight tree]

every time i've gotten stabbed in dreams i've just kinda not cared too much

[crimson flame]

vegonia

[midnight tree]

getting stabbed is very annoying

[fading shuttle]

i dont think ive ever dreamt

[crimson flame]

veronica

[orchid robin]

oi chap, thats very rude of you

[fading shuttle]

waste of time, i got sleep to do, cant distract my grindset with dreams

[uncut obsidian]

i hav the stabbin license bruv

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

are you fuckin kidding me

[broken topaz]

Stabbing isnt the worst in dreams

[orchid robin]

its the worst in actual life?

[broken topaz]

it sucks and usually when i wake up the place still hurts for a few minutes

[broken topaz]

Yea

well

[midnight tree]

suffocation is very uncomfortable in dreams

[orchid robin]

who knew

[broken topaz]

Probably second worst actually

[rose ferry]

I rarely get stabbed in my nightmares but I have had beasts disembowel and begin eating me

like extremely often

[broken topaz]

Furry dream

But ive had that too on occasion

[orchid robin]

"Huge werewolf looking guy pounding me from behind"

[midnight tree]

the disembowelment dreams are kinda wierd

[rose ferry]

couldn't even be a kinky furry dream smh

[broken topaz]

just because i woke up aroused doesnt mean im gae

[rose ferry]

I mean I'm sure disemboweling and eating someone is a kink but...

[midnight tree]

most of the dreams of pain just make me very angy and then i start smashin

[orchid robin]

"me pressed up against the glass going ugh ugh ugh"

[broken topaz]

I once had a dream

that was essentially just a very realistic tarkov factory raid

Worst dream ever

[midnight tree]

foul

[broken topaz]

hate tarkov

[orchid robin]

tarkov isnt fun even in drems

[midnight tree]

despite all my rage i've still got my cock in a cage

[broken topaz]

real

[rose ferry]

kinky

[orchid robin]

cock fighting should be legal

nothing wrong with 2 men sparring with their penises

[rose ferry]

yes

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

jack horner my beloved

[broken topaz]

jack horser

[orchid robin]

[proven crown]

Jack Horny

[orchid robin]

[midnight tree]

jack would never be horny

he's too busy getting all the magic in the world

[proven crown]

Why do you think he started getting all the magic?

He didn't want to be horny anymore

[broken topaz]

Thats not a plug

thats a wizard

[broken topaz]

Mid western furries

[rose ferry]

yea

[zinc compass]

Dame it

[rose ferry]

"ya'll"

[broken topaz]

Isnt one of the biggest fur conventions

the midwestern fur fest

[zinc compass]

Can i have one video with no furries

[broken topaz]

why they got so many furry fellas down there

[zinc compass]

No think is that one at Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

[broken topaz]

thats anthrocon

[midnight tree]

fr

[broken topaz]

thats actually smaller than Miidwest FurFest

[zinc compass]

Dame

[zinc compass]

I went there once

It was a big ass con the biggest at the time

[broken topaz]

9 / 10 of the biggest fur conventions

are in the US

number 9 is germany tho with Eurofurence

[zinc compass]

Then you have that one fur con in German

Yeah

Tho is not great

[broken topaz]

Have not been

But its in berlin so it would automatically suck

[zinc compass]

True

You got furries from all over west and east Europe

[rose ferry]

empire was always the good guys

[zinc compass]

They don't mix we

Well*

[rose ferry]

they should be kissing

[broken topaz]

They WILL be kissing

[weak jackal]

mfw i realize that the star wars movies are an analogy for the vietnam war and the empire represents america and are therefore evil

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1013046264419586060.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713162494147035196/1072207540043141242/818E1B24-8232-4EC4-9E99-AAD72F5D5649.gif

[rose ferry]

good I'll get to work

[orchid robin]

wait, you mean you didnt realize america was evil before that?

[weak jackal]

america evil always 100% of the time all the time forever

america more like fartland usa

[rose ferry]

yeah but counterpoint John Williams score

[midnight tree]

the imperial theme is a timeless banger

[broken topaz]

okay but march on the jedi temple

is an even better banger

[orchid robin]

okay but

[rose ferry]

tru

[broken topaz]

I love the prequels

and everyone that disagrees is wrong

[midnight tree]

those younglings had it coming

[orchid robin]

except attack of the clones

the others are fine

[rose ferry]

another counterpoint, admiral sloane

[broken topaz]

Okay attack of the clones is the worst of the bunch

but i dont hate it

[midnight tree]

who?

[broken topaz]

Because its incredibly funny to watch anakin try to flirt

[midnight tree]

i love all the star wars movies except the last three ones

[weak jackal]

it's incredibly funny watching the writers try to make flirt dialogue sound normal

[broken topaz]

Also Hayden gets a few shirtless scenes, and im all onboard for that

[midnight tree]

with the black guy that isn't samuel jackson

[rose ferry]

the prequels are fun, though I prefer episode 2 to episode 1

[broken topaz]

Samuel was so fucking awkward in Phantom Menace

His 3 lines of dialogue were so bad

[midnight tree]

dont care

[weak jackal]

all of them were

[broken topaz]

I mean same

[midnight tree]

luv me mace windu

[weak jackal]

the writers were fuckin out of their mind

[midnight tree]

simple as

[broken topaz]

but he does get better in 3

[broken topaz]

Real

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-kloneobi-attack-of-the-kloneobi-star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-gif-21171277

[broken topaz]

George cannot write dialogue

[uneven sinew]

Best scene

[midnight tree]

force writers to do lsd when they write

[broken topaz]

Morrowind mode

[midnight tree]

or at least cocaine

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSqJk5Sdy9E

[rose ferry]

exactly

[weak jackal]

send bugs, to go kill padme

[rose ferry]

watch the auralnauts star wars parodies

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1077585158636585044/Turkish_man_yelling_meow_at_an_egg-aRsWk4JZa5k.360.mp4

this is how i be flirting

[broken topaz]

Meow at an egg?

[gentle saffron]

meow at me

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna meow at YOUR eggs

[rose ferry]

my boyfriend is pulling my hair gtg

[broken topaz]

based

[midnight tree]

real

[weak jackal]

i tried that with one of the maids and she passed out. Was so embarrassed hid in my room rest of the day the shame

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[midnight tree]

what

[broken topaz]

only reason why i grew my hair out

so you can pull on it

[uneven sinew]

Okay I pull up

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-26095126

[gentle saffron]

real

[midnight tree]

real

[uneven sinew]

real

[weak jackal]

tbf i did appear right behind her so maybe she just got scared too hard

i'll try again later maybe idk too stressful flirting

[midnight tree]

bruh why did you have a maid

[weak jackal]

I live in a castle i aint cleaning this place

fuuuuck thaaaat

[gentle saffron]

rich girl over here

[weak jackal]

Do you know how much dust builds up

[gentle saffron]

can i borrow $8?

[midnight tree]

let the dust build up

[weak jackal]

I have 12 lei in my bank account

[midnight tree]

make an empire of dust

[gentle saffron]

nvm ur poor ew

blocked

[weak jackal]

i have asthma ;(

[midnight tree]

just get over it

[uneven sinew]

Weak Genetics

[midnight tree]

breathe harder

[uneven sinew]

I had asthma too and it went away

[weak jackal]

Women should just fall in love with me naturally and then throw themselves at me so i don't have to work on my social skills

[uneven sinew]

Swim courses

[broken topaz]

hi

[weak jackal]

I had a cat and dog allergy that was real bad. But now it's not nearly as bad

[midnight tree]

come getchu some of this asth, ma

[weak jackal]

h

[narrow lotus]

thats less than kebab damn

poor moment

[weak jackal]

If i want something i don't buy it, i just steal it/search garbage for it

found some cool animal bones

[uneven sinew]

[weak jackal]

love me bones

[narrow lotus]

a yes, i remember seeing kids lookin through trash on my way to work

[weak jackal]

It's called a grindset, look it up

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-im-so-tom-cruise-gif-13209253

you can borrow my super real and awesome sports car

[weak jackal]

can i crash it?

[uneven sinew]

Old

[gentle saffron]

paul walker moment

[midnight tree]

okay my egg timer rung that means i gotta go work out

see you later

[narrow lotus]

and a Chad

[weak jackal]

go get ur egg job and do egg work at your egg factory

[midnight tree]

i will do egg workout

it's egg day

[wide bough]

I’m egging out rn

[gentle saffron]

i finally found maxwells instagram so now i get to wake up to the funny cat every day

life is good

[weak jackal]

there are chickens near here so i can just go grab an egg whenever i want

it's crazy

[uneven sinew]

Yes, but just because you have a Birb

[light charm]

[pastel quartz]

i literally spoke with you 8 hours before that u dummy

eww im not that disgusting

[gentle saffron]

alright its time to work

[pastel quartz]

i dont like kai

[narrow lotus]

did u search ur name in the search bar

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/jrbcn1lq4kja1.jpg

[narrow briar]

Awwww

[pastel quartz]

no, its all here, i just scrolled up on one of the message to know madi's context

[pastel quartz]

:3

[broken topaz]

:3

[light charm]

:3

[pastel quartz]

OMGGGG HAIII~ i missed u!!

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

haai maja how r u

[pastel quartz]

owmhhh i love u tooo

[narrow briar]

[trim pilot]

blade runner is a masterpiece of sadness

[weak jackal]

scho sleepy

[narrow briar]

Go slep

[weak jackal]

no i just woke up

[digital quartz]

sleep again

oooooOOooooo you go to sleep

did it work?

[weak jackal]

mimimimimi

[digital quartz]

im a real hypnotist

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-gif-22976164

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-gif-20354324

sleep

[oblique spire]

No

Do not sleep

[drifting vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528793773346652160/1077510468282875934/signal-2022-03-05-11-23-46-167.mp4

[orchid robin]

oh hey maja isnt dead

[pastel quartz]

unlucky

[orchid robin]

well shit got dark

imma go eat more fish

[digital quartz]

gimme fish

[orchid robin]

fuck you

its mine

I HAVE THE FISH

[digital quartz]

gimme fish

please

[orchid robin]

under one condition

i need you to do me a favor

[drifting vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042528866511618111/1076462633286373386/image-21.png

[digital quartz]

go on

[orchid robin]

The target is the fort knox military base

more precisely

its vault

[digital quartz]

done

gimme fish

[orchid robin]

now buy yourself some fish with all that gold cuz i still wont give you mine

[digital quartz]

I have been bamboozled and led astray

[broken topaz]

get owned libt*rd

[final cedar]

cats can see in the dark

[grim radish]

See what tho? The slide isn’t there

[uncut obsidian]

still a long time

missed u

[weak jackal]

they share the same pronouns

[pastel quartz]

i love you too

[uncut obsidian]

fr

<3

[uncut obsidian]

jeega chad

[gentle saffron]

my danish king

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1047783661405229097/image0-2.gif

[grim radish]

https://vxtwitter.com/junlper/status/1504569104610598913?s=46&t=wnDGicrP1xRlHHsRKyCGoQ

[orchid robin]

madirex is actually a 50 year old american southern baptist lady

[gentle saffron]

my worst fucking nightmare

i deal with those harpies on the daily

i hate them all

[uncut obsidian]

I'm sorry but 3 people already have pics of my face

[orchid robin]

cougars, we call them cougars

[orchid robin]

how do we know its your face

A.I can do incredible things lately

[uncut obsidian]

how do I know you're not chatgpt

[orchid robin]

tf is chatgpt

[digital quartz]

I am ChatGPT

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077471177494245536/light-skin.gif

hey

[uncut obsidian]

ew

wemen

[orchid robin]

we men?

[uncut obsidian]

we ball

[orchid robin]

We cock

[pastel quartz]

se men

im sorry i had to

[orchid robin]

where did all these seamen come from

[uncut obsidian]

from sea

[pastel quartz]

from me

[orchid robin]

everywhere i look all i see is seamen

seamen on the floor

seamen on the couch

[uncut obsidian]

bro it's called fish

🐟

[orchid robin]

theres even seamen in the kitchen

[pastel quartz]

IM SO SORRY MODS!!!

[orchid robin]

ectoplasm

[light charm]

You talking about this goober

[orchid robin]

what the fuck is this

i hate it

[light charm]

It’s seaman from the game seaman

[outer lynx]

do you own a computer?

[orchid robin]

i will never forgive you for this

[pastel quartz]

oh god have you guys seen the avgn episode on this?

[orchid robin]

avgn?

[pastel quartz]

angry video game nerd

[light charm]

Yes why?

[orchid robin]

yes, i will def watch that

[light charm]

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/687653622171041812/1069959346726895679/20230115_122759.gif

[outer lynx]

that's good. do you like your dreamcast?

[gentle saffron]

i hereby am outlawing boobs

say your goodbyes

[light charm]

NOOOO I NEED THEM!!!

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[light charm]

[orchid robin]

i am hereby outlawing lawns, suck on that american

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/vechain-thor-hammer-banned-ban-gif-26454940

[pastel quartz]

in nyc we dont have lawns

[gentle saffron]

city of subhumans

[orchid robin]

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077471177494245536/light-skin.gif

[gentle saffron]

no place on planet earth more revolting and stinky

[pastel quartz]

have you even been to nyc

[gentle saffron]

sure have

[pastel quartz]

ive been living in nyc for 11 years rookie

[gentle saffron]

i dated a girl who lived in brooklyn for most her life :)

so i know how intolerable the people are

worst mistake of my life

[pastel quartz]

go to flatbush for a good time

[orchid robin]

IM WALKIN HERE

[gentle saffron]

EY, TAXI!

FORGET ABOUT IT!

[pastel quartz]

this hurts my soul

[light charm]

My beautiful seaman

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WquZZuz4XVI&ab_channel=StreamerThings
holyyy what a chad

[oblique spire]

More like "FUHGET ABOUD IT"

[gentle saffron]

real

in all seriousness ive never met someone in NYC i was willing to be near for more than 5 minutes at a time

the most annoying aspect is how everyone likes to tell you that theyre from new york

every 8 fucking seconds

[pastel quartz]

IM FROM NEW YORK

[gentle saffron]

most depressing place ive ever been

however

$1 pizza was the one good takeaway

except now its gone

[pastel quartz]

it isnt

[gentle saffron]

inflation hasnt claimed it yet

shocking turn of events

[pastel quartz]

there still are 1 dollar pizza chains in nyc

[gentle saffron]

nature is healing

[pastel quartz]

https://www.amazon.com/Yorks-Best-Places-Peace-Quiet/dp/0789322420 also read this

[gentle saffron]

if i want peace and quiet i am NOT going near new york

however

[orchid robin]

new yorks 50 best places to find peace and quiet, number 1: anywhere outside of new york

[pastel quartz]

if i want peace and quiet i am NOT going near you

[gentle saffron]

id take NYC ten times over, if it meant i could avoid newark for all of eternity

[rose ferry]

based

[gentle saffron]

new jersey is a fucking blight upon man

a divine punishment

[gentle saffron]

evenly cooked pizza 😀

[pastel quartz]

what bro

[rose ferry]

ye

[light charm]

Someone help I’m in to far with the seamen

[rose ferry]

share some with me babe

oh seamen nvm

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1077471177494245536/light-skin.gif

[light charm]

Bet here

[rose ferry]

ææ

[light charm]

He’s so beautiful

[rose ferry]

he's a trooper

very big man

[light charm]

I never even knew there was a sequel

[rose ferry]

didn't need a sequel tbh

very fulfilling experience