🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

I need me a girl who is pathetic

or maybe i'll be the pathetic one in the relationship

[heady crow]

i could be the one whos pathetic

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-frog-mood-rain-pepe-gif-22350498

[crimson flame]

cmon man no one should be pathetic

[stone blade]

me

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/frogbiansVEVO/status/1598772446395772928

💙Frog!💚 (@frogbiansVEVO)

https://t.co/37PhhwzZmH

Likes

517

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Twitter · Dec 2, 2022, 8:13 PM

I would protect all of you with my life

[devout night]

I'm pathetic
But I'm not a girl

[weak jackal]

even if the situation was very non threataning

[weak jackal]

proud of u

[devout hull]

Coincidentally I am currently reading a fic where Nayuta gets isekaid.

[devout night]

For what I didn't do anything

[pastel quartz]

meeeeee

[weak jackal]

bein pathetic

[weak jackal]

hell yeag

[devout night]

I dunno how to feel about this

[weak jackal]

girlbosses are last week, girlfaliures are IN

[crimson flame]

i have never seen a finn talk this much in such a short time

[devout hull]

this mf eating beans

[heady crow]

it really depends on how pissed off one is

[devout night]

[weak jackal]

cant believe my timezone i called AEST

goofy ah name

[harsh brook]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/903075435011797053/1003064650298052638/20220304_111627.gif

[hoary elk]

Radio ass name

[devout night]

Holy shit you're Australian?

POG

[weak jackal]

welcome to 93.1 AEST

[devout night]

Be my friend like right now

[weak jackal]

I live in a castle in romania and eat blood

why does everyone think I'm australian smh

[hoary elk]

I play fgo so I'd be like the bloatlord (im whalemaxing)

[devout night]

I see

[weak jackal]

ignore that

[narrow lotus]

Romania jesus

[heady crow]

ok mb

[narrow lotus]

Thats a terrible place

[weak jackal]

it fucken COLD

[devout night]

Hey that's pretty cool tho, can I come visit the castle?

[weak jackal]

sure just don't track mud in or you die

[devout night]

I'll bring lots of wool blankets

[weak jackal]

omg slumberparty

[heady crow]

just learn how to layer clothing

[weak jackal]

I only wear a thin black dress and no underwear

[devout hull]

I just layer skin.

[weak jackal]

and i'm cold for some reason

[devout night]

I'm Canadian we take our shoes off when we enter one's home

[harsh brook]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-speech-bubble-bubble-fish-meme-gif-25115905

[devout night]

Gee I wonder why

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/951930283995848724/9AC8438A-AE62-4914-A6F3-0C84A32B1ABE.gif

[weak jackal]

girls frontline?

[narrow lotus]

Top G is still in jail

[devout night]

Good riddance

[weak jackal]

who is that

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[devout night]

Hope he gets a funny knife between the ribs

[narrow lotus]

Andrew Tater

[weak jackal]

bozo owned

[crimson flame]

tater tots

[narrow lotus]

Possible , he is in a Romanian prison and he is known to be rich

[harsh brook]

IS THAT ROOBEER?

[narrow lotus]

He is 100% paying proteciton

or get fucked

[crimson flame]

water

[weak jackal]

cweam soda :3

it pink

the best beverages are pink

[devout night]

Water

[narrow lotus]

Ciorba de Legume

[crimson flame]

oh yea? what if i put cyanide powder in it

[weak jackal]

idk what that is but i trust you with my life

[crimson flame]

coffee

[narrow lotus]

u dont know what Cyanide is

[weak jackal]

yeag

[crimson flame]

its a pill that makes you feel silly

[narrow lotus]

internet kid spotted

[weak jackal]

i only just got internet

[devout night]

It's almond powder

[weak jackal]

mostly just read old romance books

[devout night]

Taste like almond

[weak jackal]

almond powder? i hardly know'er

[devout night]

Good for you

[narrow lotus]

Yeah so nobody suicided from a cyanide pill out of love in your books? I doubt it

[devout night]

It's delicious

[weak jackal]

CYANIDE KILLS PEOPLE?!

[crimson flame]

yesterday evening i discovered that i could clean my steel mesh coffee filter with just a brush. i was the happiest man alive.

[heady crow]

i just pour copius amounts of water through the back of the filter

[narrow lotus]

Cyanide is the pill russian soldiers recieve in order to kill themselves and not be taken prisoner by the Germans in ww2

[devout night]

Then Cream Soder

[heady crow]

after banging it around in the trash to get most of the coffee grounds off

[narrow briar]

Fun fact. Apple seeds have cyanide in them.

[weak jackal]

that's so fucked but also hardcore

[ornate tulip]

Apparently it's really fucking old.

[crimson flame]

i agree its cleaner but buying them is such a chore, home brew coffee is not a common thing here

[weak jackal]

I'll go ask my uncle about it he knows about fucked up world war shit

[harsh brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[devout night]

Pretty sure alot of fruit seeds have trace amounts but I could be wrong

[ornate tulip]

No idea.

[narrow lotus]

hmm i think some types of almond nuts or whatever in lots of quantities

[grim sluice]

They do; I think some ottoman sultan died from eating too many peaches with seeds

[digital quartz]

almonds have prussic acid

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[weak jackal]

helluva way to go

[crimson flame]

in my country theres a famous case about a girl poisoning her frienemy by pouring cyanide pill in her iced coffee. she died 3hrs later

[narrow briar]

Oh my god eating peach seeds?

[devout night]

Is that the murder of Julius Caesar?

[heady crow]

yap

now that you mention it its under a month till the ides of march

[devout night]

What kind of peaches he be eating

[crimson flame]

56 stab wounds

[digital quartz]

Bowser ... kinda looks like Pompey

[devout night]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[heady crow]

nahh 😭

[grim sluice]

Looking it up; but I remember there was some kind of party and it was determined he ate too many fruit seeds

[devout night]

Smh what an idiot

[digital quartz]

we need to watch more Rome and you need to subject yourself to more Octavian propaganda

[crimson flame]

medieval ppl do be dyin of silly stuff

[weak jackal]

i read a fanfic about mercury poisoning

[devout night]

Jiminy Cricket

[weak jackal]

was scary

[crimson flame]

the black plague? lmao just turn on the light

[crimson flame]

it is as scary as irl mercury poisoning

[heady crow]

i just want to see the moments of cassius and brutus's actions in greece leading up to their deaths against octavian

[weak jackal]

yeah its like first person you are suffering from merc poisoning

[crimson flame]

yo bruno do you watch historia civilis on yt

[heady crow]

i fucking teared up when reading about the last dawn before the battle

[digital quartz]

smh Falco ban this man he is spoiling Rome for me

[heady crow]

ye

[weak jackal]

including the memory loss and body autonamy faliure

[crimson flame]

poggies

[weak jackal]

i'll go find it

[heady crow]

been following his content for a few years now

[crimson flame]

best medieval historian ever

[heady crow]

fr

glad he has expanded to other subjects than just following gaius julius and now octavian kek

[crimson flame]

scary shit bro

[crimson flame]

yeee

[digital quartz]

do you know that Invicta channel? or Tasting History?

[weak jackal]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27688435 got it

5k words so not a long read

but dang

real

[heady crow]

i used to watch invicta yeah but idk it all mostly focusing on battles got boring

[digital quartz]

wdym ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHXf3k4C-ys&t=9s

[heady crow]

the guy in tasting history is good looking tho

[digital quartz]

these are the real important questions

[crimson flame]

OverSimplified is also godly

napoleonic wars oh my god never thought wars could be so silly

[devout night]

Fr fr

[digital quartz]

oh yeah

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDh2zGgVZzM @digital quartz btw please watch this video if you havent watched historia civilis

[devout night]

I don't ever absorb the info but hehe funni videos

[digital quartz]

and sam o nella academy

[crimson flame]

napoleon was average height

[devout night]

So happy he came back

[digital quartz]

thats the curse and the blessing of the internet

[devout night]

Here's hoping he don't disappear again

[devout night]

Nah curse of me being Retarded

[digital quartz]

having all the information of the world at our fingertips but we also burn through our attention span by consuming all this content

[devout night]

[heady crow]

alright its gonna be a while before a new historia civilis vid

[devout night]

Oof

[heady crow]

wish grrm would do that...

[digital quartz]

I never got too into Stormlight Archives

something about the armours and weapons didn't sit right with me idk why

[crimson flame]

i love stormlight archive so much

[digital quartz]

ye they're good books

still read all of them

but not my favourites, but I can see why people would love them

I mean I mostly read fantasy and fiction

[heady crow]

ive heard so much about the series but never started it xd

[crimson flame]

shallan is kinda cringe yea

[crimson flame]

everything about stormlight archive is just so depressing i love it

[crimson flame]

basically freyer from forspoken?

[digital quartz]

yeah she is just kind of an asshole sometimes

[toxic prism]

what in the name of allah is this

[crimson flame]

also yall should try the red rising

[digital quartz]

I read the first 3 books, then the characters decision were too much for me

but the first book was a banger

ngl

[pastel quartz]

what was that

[crimson flame]

second book hit the hardest for me

[crimson flame]

it was the first time i spent real money on ebook

bcs i just love it so much

[digital quartz]

yeah I thought the first 3 had a nice arc to them, then it got kinda wacky

[heady crow]

buying ebooks?

[digital quartz]

I bought all of Cradle as eBooks recently

idk if anyone here has read Cradle

[crimson flame]

oh fully know i can pirate it

[heady crow]

ye

[crimson flame]

whats that

[narrow lotus]

p!warn

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!warn <member> [reason]

[digital quartz]

progression fantasy, a bit cheesy at times but I like it

its an easy read

[heady crow]

but at that point id just search the books out and buy them as paperbacks atleast

[digital quartz]

Cradle series by Will Wight

[heady crow]

if its to support the writer

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cat-waving-wave-paw-gif-18029335

hei *dyyyy

[digital quartz]

very Wuxia inspired but still western if you know what I mean

[crimson flame]

holy fucking shit 13 books

[digital quartz]

they fly by fast

trust

[crimson flame]

the most books in one series i've read is mistborn

6 books

[digital quartz]

read Malazan

thats 10

[crimson flame]

that took lots of effort

[digital quartz]

or Horus Heresy

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87C8KzYrAQI idk what this is

sounds cool tho

[crimson flame]

wow malazan has its own wiki

[digital quartz]

yeah its deep, vast and complex

and they throw you into the deep end right away

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbzktx1KfU

[digital quartz]

first book feels like a fever dream

but it gets better and better and better the more you understand the world

wich you do step by step page by page

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/banger-jammer-gif-20586902

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/desi-banks-getting-crunk-happy-dance-hell-yeah-gif-15119215

good ole Desi

[heady crow]

or i could read Eragon again
ngl if i read it now i swear ill get brainrot

[crimson flame]

huh sounds like the stormlight archive with that asassination thingy at the start

the concept of a man controlled by a silly stone sounds so dumb to me

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732701464115544225/1077254120353828885/Snapinsta.app_322160934_2186685741523581_5769698876504528371_n.mp4

[heady crow]

who ???

[digital quartz]

start reading and you will see

[narrow lotus]

a rando in newbies

[heady crow]

ah alr

so no one important

[narrow lotus]

none of you is important

except you bruno i love u

[digital quartz]

waow

[heady crow]

youre precious Iedy

[weak jackal]

ourple

[arctic grove]

Gemussy

[eager quest]

ur romanian and play warframe?

how many hours

[weak jackal]

2.4k

[narrow lotus]

wait Daniela is Romanian

[eager quest]

hooooooooly fuck

[crimson flame]

i agree bruno is precious

[eager quest]

i got like 600 but i aint play that shit in like 2 years 💀

if i had still been

[narrow lotus]

Warframe is such a game

[weak jackal]

its such a game

[digital quartz]

very much a game

[crimson flame]

gemussy

[heady crow]

warframe is one of the games ever

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/PaulMcIcedTea/status/1627486099739185152

Dani 🏳️‍⚧️ COMMS CLOSED (@PaulMcIcedTea)

Jeff and his trademark catchphrase

Likes

43904

Retweets

6042

Twitter · Feb 20, 2023, 1:51 AM

[rare mica]

Man I'd love to play Warframe but i have no one to play with

[rare mica]

No syandana or attachments?

[narrow lotus]

[digital quartz]

damn you'd have to make an account to play

[heady crow]

nah

[digital quartz]

wait you didnt?

fuck

[heady crow]

you just need to input a name

[digital quartz]

anyone down for a round?

[orchid robin]

i only ever changed the color of my frame once

[heady crow]

i have no idea what this is

[orchid robin]

the idea was stupid

[digital quartz]

its the og slither io

[orchid robin]

but the conclusion was beautiful

[digital quartz]

Achtung die Kurve

[heady crow]

achtung ⚠️

[crimson flame]

doesnt matter unless your character has massive jiggly butts

because thats the only thing you will see when playing

[digital quartz]

yeah we played this all the time in class

[rare mica]

What the fuck is this shit

[crimson flame]

why does achtung sounds like someone sneezing

[digital quartz]

there is pick ups and the lines make little holes so you can make plays 😎

[digital quartz]

achooo

[weak jackal]

not yet

[rare mica]

How many hours you have

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc

[weak jackal]

2.4k

[crimson flame]

how many brain cells you have lost

[rare mica]

Ah. I merely got 1800

[narrow briar]

Can't sleep because stress. AaaaaaaaaA

[weak jackal]

1 perf fly

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible emote just dropped

[narrow briar]

Wha

What is this lol

[stone blade]

your mom just dropped

[narrow briar]

"I dup." old windshield wiper noises

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-strong-serbia-strong-stronk-remove-gif-20921666

[midnight tree]

real

[crimson flame]

cock and stone brother

[grizzled meadow]

@toxic prism

[narrow lotus]

CANE CORSO

[grizzled meadow]

Beautiful dog

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052415074473627670/1077342116587515964/3d7ddab30c00a7ca090eb5a9e82816b76d0c94a5b811fffedada04c4d3d21826_1.jpg2.jpg?width=528&height=663

[trail fulcrum]

true

[digital quartz]

she must've loved that one workout episode

[trail fulcrum]

I tried to say smth else but I think it got auto modded

[midnight tree]

i bet you love my workout episodes

[digital quartz]

idk I've never seen one

[midnight tree]

damn

do you not tune in to the spy cameras bruno set up in my house?

[narrow lotus]

[digital quartz]

I feel like Bruno set those up for a more private viewing experience

[midnight tree]

shiiiiiiiiet

[runic kernel]

Gooodmornjnf chat

[amber marsh]

Goodnight hon

Sleep well and sweet dreams

[digital quartz]

did you look into that webnovel?

[amber marsh]

Ayo?

[digital quartz]

[trim pilot]

my poor squingle bop had to go to the vet to get his glucose checked

[weak jackal]

k threw some shit on her

[weak jackal]

nvm removed the chest plate it hid her concave titties

[orchid robin]

question

[weak jackal]

much better

[weak jackal]

yeag

[orchid robin]

what the fuck keeps you going on the warframe grind

[weak jackal]

hehe shiny

[weak jackal]

it's a dressup game

collect the pretties

[orchid robin]

where did you get the kuva tonkor then

[toxic prism]

Who me

[orchid robin]

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO CHECK

Oh wait

there is

[toxic prism]

Ye im checking

[grizzled meadow]

Me

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991835962294415472/1077281118899941506/fb2d98463bc9c2ff13736152db51bd5d8d1fca2130f81fa03e3e6e30fb1e2ffc_1.jpg3.jpg

[grizzled meadow]

Download finished

[toxic prism]

Very cool

Last time i checked it was 60%

[weak jackal]

it has good aesthetics so i murdered a lich for it

[heavy peak]

@lunar brook

[grizzled meadow]

If you mean the dudes in here, yes

[weak jackal]

i bought the cool deluxe skin for protea

[orchid robin]

with my first lich all my guns were underpowered

[weak jackal]

oh fuck she's ballin

[orchid robin]

so i just went there with the broken war and stabbed the shit out of em

[weak jackal]

broken war is real good

[orchid robin]

legit

i was spamming heavy attacks like a maniac

[toxic prism]

Is this destiny

[digital quartz]

obligatory

[narrow lotus]

mmm mommy

[orchid robin]

[grizzled meadow]

[weak jackal]

you get it

[orchid robin]

[weak jackal]

khora shiny

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

[orchid robin]

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

[narrow lotus]

[orchid robin]

[weak jackal]

HOLY

[narrow briar]

[orchid robin]

[narrow lotus]

[weak jackal]

go off queen

[wary flume]

[orchid robin]

[edgy abyss]

@lunar brook because we like you

[midnight tree]

the stanky pussy attack

[orchid robin]

[narrow briar]

[orchid robin]

[orchid robin]

[narrow briar]

[narrow lotus]

there is no such thing

[wary flume]

[orchid robin]

[lunar brook]

im pretty sure all they can see is access denied when i send this

[wary flume]

[weak jackal]

femboy warframe

quirked up

[orchid robin]

[trim pilot]

this fucking fridge is so horny what in the goddamn

[narrow lotus]

[heady pivot]

I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy at the Walmart here in town (I live in the south)

[orchid robin]

[trim pilot]

lets try uploading this again

[wary flume]

Epic

[weak jackal]

crying

[wary flume]

[weak jackal]

mods ban this person they made me cry

[trim pilot]

damnit it didnt give me audio

[wary flume]

Mods promote this person they made them cry

[orchid robin]

[digital quartz]

well at least you are sorry

[heavy peak]

That's why you don't save in mkv

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-payday2-gif-26377632

I forgive you i'm just very sensitive

thank you <3

we can be friends

[narrow lotus]

balls

[hoary elk]

there was cheap beer at the store

[digital quartz]

this is usually the beginning of a wild story

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-oh-my-gawd-omg-god-gawd-gif-24892334

[narrow briar]

[grizzled meadow]

Nope, they just can't click the channel, it's like "#helpers-hideout", without a link

[digital quartz]

holy shit why does his jaw move like that? I never noticed it before

[hoary elk]

just a good deal.

ojala no despiertes jaja mentira

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/polandball-countryball-romania-confused-gif-26540957

[lunar brook]

Its weird because i saw a screenshot of a newcomer seeing support-custom-modlist as Access Denied, weid that it doesn't work for that one

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[uneven sinew]

Samba

[narrow lotus]

SAMBA DO BRAZIL

MESSI MESSI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[uneven sinew]

SAMBAAAA

GoooooolllLlLLlLl

EL BICHOOOOO

[hoary elk]

mati fernandez se retiro 😿

[uneven sinew]

Un mago chileno

[wary flume]

Burgers on my mind

[midnight tree]

real

[uneven sinew]

real

[wary flume]

Burgers

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus this video is fucking incredible

[uneven sinew]

Samba

https://tenor.com/view/vini-neymar-paqueta-dance-brazil-brazil-football-goal-gif-25209715

[heavy peak]

Newcomer chat about 20 minutes ago

[heady crow]

thats disgusting

you got screenshots?

[heavy peak]

[classified]

[thin willow]

Was it big tho

[midnight tree]

deplorable

can you show me

so i can say it's bad and shake my head

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052415074473627670/1077351058914955364/2ecc7ce570f53420508b21b41bd352ae0ce5850001f24ce9ead6b974dc956b07_1.jpg2.jpg

@heady crow

[hoary elk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0BhCw2rg

[heady crow]

home goodmorninging that squat up

[digital quartz]

eh who cares, just get a new spine from your enemies

[hoary elk]

real

[trim pilot]

fucking horny fridge

[steady trellis]

[hoary elk]

racismo

[grizzled meadow]

razzismo

[gentle saffron]

why are they all so fitting of their respective characters tho

[grizzled meadow]

p!ping

[foggy mantle]

Pong! 199ms

[grim sluice]

Those are too accurate for my TF2 Mains

[hoary elk]

direct hit abuser

[heavy peak]

The best melee in the game

[gusty willow]

.>

Theif!

[uneven sinew]

Racismo?

No

[uneven sinew]

Damn I agree

[hoary elk]

tienes razon rusito

[uneven sinew]

Real

[brazen vault]

Me when my companion shoots me in the back of the head:

[woeful flax]

[pastel quartz]

Furrys...

[midnight tree]

me

[pastel quartz]

I found old Soviet meme

[hoary elk]

soviets invented the chad

[gusty willow]

p!roast @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow, Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

[gusty willow]

[gusty willow]

p!roast @edgy abyss

[foggy mantle]

@edgy abyss, You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

[gusty willow]

p!roast @heavy peak

[foggy mantle]

@heavy peak, You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.

[gusty willow]

[crimson flame]

more like the indomitable human spirit when the indifferent cruelty of the universe walks in

[heavy peak]

P!warn 765332412414558280 no political memes, please.

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been warned.

[weak jackal]

politics

[weak jackal]

poli ticks

worse than bedbugs

amirite?

[crimson flame]

mosquitos are the worst

[weak jackal]

yeag

[gusty willow]

They're all blood suckers

[weak jackal]

stealing blood

booo

watch yo tone mf

[gusty willow]

p!roast @lunar brook

[foggy mantle]

@lunar brook, Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

[gusty willow]

[lunar brook]

bruh

[weak jackal]

P!roast @winged phoenix

[foggy mantle]

@winged phoenix, I'd slap you, but shit stains.

[weak jackal]

gottem

[lunar brook]

p!roast @gusty willow

[foggy mantle]

@gusty willow, You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream "taxi".

@weak jackal, You're so fat, you could sell shade.

[hoary elk]

i'd do it

[weak jackal]

i should eat less red meat

fair

[lunar brook]

why is that bot command just 90 pages of fat jokes da fuq

[weak jackal]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[gusty willow]

p!roast #🎪bruh-fart

[heavy peak]

p!roast @gusty willow

[foggy mantle]

@gusty willow, Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

[lunar brook]

Low Tier God moment

[foggy mantle]

@heavy peak, You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream "taxi".

[gusty willow]

Nah it's doing what it should @heavy peak

p!roast @lunar brook

[foggy mantle]

@lunar brook, You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

[gusty willow]

Lol

[weak jackal]

lot of fat jokes

p!roast @foggy mantle

[foggy mantle]

@foggy mantle, I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

[lunar brook]

Somewhere out there is big bubble, an ozone layer

You should

[weak jackal]

gottem

[lunar brook]

k

y

treat yourself NOW*

[foggy mantle]

@foggy mantle, The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

[crimson flame]

compelling argument

[gusty willow]

p!roast @grizzled meadow

[lunar brook]

Wait he basicaly told us about a time he ate a banana

[foggy mantle]

@grizzled meadow, You're as useless as a knitted condom.

[lunar brook]

While looking in the mirror

[gusty willow]

[lunar brook]

ban incoming

[foggy mantle]

@foggy mantle, What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

[gusty willow]

@lunar brook nah falco can take a good bot joke

[lunar brook]

keyword good

[gusty willow]

p!roast @lunar brook

[foggy mantle]

@lunar brook, If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!

[gusty willow]

[lunar brook]

Man admits slapping animals live on television

Bot*

The robots are taking over

[gusty willow]

Man admits being animal live on tv

[weak jackal]

p!warn @foggy mantle no animal abuse talk smh

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.warn permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-bladerunner-blade-runner-2049-gif-16913771

[gusty willow]

@heavy peak arnt you supposed to be asleep

[weak jackal]

no perms

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-gif-26321140

[weak jackal]

free me

[gusty willow]

Haha no

[heavy peak]

You keep pinging me, i might just mute you till my alarm clock goes off, to have a good night's sleep
(Or what's left of it)

[weak jackal]

augrhrghgrhr

[hybrid hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452116892061007882/1077359416715771944/VID_20230219_144350_347.mp4

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-annoying-dont-complain-penguin-gif-17320149

[lusty sonnet]

good morning :)

[heady crow]

put your phone on silent

[lusty sonnet]

i saw him typing

[heady crow]

me too

i think its time ares

[lusty sonnet]

for what?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-drew-mcintyre-this-is-our-moment-our-moment-wrestling-gif-19320392

[lusty sonnet]

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/t6ca3st8ceja1.jpg

[hoary elk]

you're a bit early...or late

but you've got the spirit

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-michael-scott-the-office-dunder-mifflin-she-said-gif-20880701

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/carbot-animations-ding-ding-gif-25530108

@heavy peak

[lusty sonnet]

gn :)

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-duke-nukem-meme-gif-17195195

[primal kiln]

Borderlands 3 may have some of the worst writing I've ever experienced in a game, but It does give you a ripped fucking mommy MC

[weak jackal]

amara x moze

[crimson flame]

moze is actually decently likeable

her full name tho

[weak jackal]

her accent when saying it

awooga

i like how she flirts with Amara

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1077363421957341225/oh_yeah_one_more_thing.mp4

[weak jackal]

like hell yeah girl go get your muscle mummy you 5'2 neurodivergent weirdo

[lusty sonnet]

should sleep too

[primal kiln]

If I play it again I'll do Moze

I got it for like 8 bucks on steam

[crimson flame]

moze is enjoyable to play too

[pastel quartz]

It means that a Black Stalker has appeared in the Zone. He got into the habit of going to the camp at night and there he puts his hand into the tent and says: "Give me some water to drink!" And if you don't give me a sip from the flask or you climb out, he will kill you! And once a man decided to make a joke: he quietly got out of the tent, put on a leather glove and climbed into the tent with his neighbors. He climbed, then, and begs pitifully: "Give me some water to drink..." And then a hand sticks out of the tent to meet him and by his throat — snap! And a hoarse voice responds softly: "And why do you need my water?!"

[primal kiln]

So, even if parts of it are extremely cringeworthy, its a fun game

So I can overlook it

[crimson flame]

too bad her strongest build is hidden behind a paywall

[primal kiln]

ugh

Not like anyone needs buffs, even just Amara with the green tree is insanely powerful

[crimson flame]

tbh the nuke build is pretty good aswell

[primal kiln]

and its nearly impossible to die

since you regenerate health, and can immediately revive on second wind even if you somehow manage to lose all your health

[primal kiln]

[crimson flame]

thats broken lol

[primal kiln]

She also gets damage resistance and movement speed on damage / kills

[primal kiln]

so you move at light speed and get insanely high health / shield regen

[crimson flame]

a borderlands youtuber said zane is the most fun to play with bcs the game is so easy

[primal kiln]

You also do like 80%+ damage when you're closer to enemies

[primal kiln]

Can someone explain these slav runes

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpZ02_iagAAiV1x?format=jpg&name=medium

[pastel quartz]

That's not for you

[crimson flame]

this is @weak jackal

[weak jackal]

i'm not even a femboy wtf

I'm a femgirl

smh

[trim pilot]

Atomic heart is aggressively good

[crimson flame]

ur a femto

[trim pilot]

And aggressively beautiful

[weak jackal]

doesn't the mc talk too much or nah

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-gif-21542375

[trim pilot]

I didn’t notice him talking too much

[crimson flame]

normalize mute mc lesgoooo

artyom my beloved

[primal kiln]

ARTYOM, THE

[weak jackal]

bro speaks novels in the loading screens

[primal kiln]

SINGING PYPES

THE PIIIPES ARTYOM

[weak jackal]

I CALL THEM BITCHES

[weak jackal]

THE DARK ONES AUAUGHAUHG

[primal kiln]

Bourbon fucks Nosalis

[trim pilot]

I remember the incredibly sadistic horny upgrade fridge more than anything else

[primal kiln]

you know he does

[gusty willow]

Model pepe

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/many-faces-y-somos-amigos-gif-25490805

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz too many not translated memes, provide translation or don't post them

[hoary elk]

no espanol

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764965033767600161/1074795447006277803/7b1ho3.gif

[pastel quartz]

Ok

[grizzled meadow]

I like this dude

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[sharp mural]

2 weeks later

Falco I still can't type in #📍577-mods-in-mo2 is that normal?

[spiral kindle]

when no cable

[uncut obsidian]

gooood morning brainfart

[pastel quartz]

haiii~

[uncut obsidian]

hiii haiii hi hi!!!

[heavy peak]

p!mute 765332412414558280 3d casually posting a racist meme of a black minecraft slave gathering sugar cane and then being locked back in the dungeon.

Really funny

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 3 days.

[uncut obsidian]

[heavy peak]

Yes

[heavy halo]

:33

[heavy peak]

Falco failed to collect his dib, so now i have to do it for him

[uncut obsidian]

Hiiiii!!

[heavy halo]

Haiiii

❤️❤️

[uncut obsidian]

<3

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-payday2-gif-26377632

[pastel quartz]

i wanna play payday so badlyyyyy ;c

[heady crow]

morning madi

howd you sleep

[pine bison]

the funny noise

[uncut obsidian]

hiii bruno!!

gud

[heady crow]

alr glad to hear it

[visual stirrup]

Clyde thinks that it looks like naked people.

It also blocks this one.
https://tenor.com/view/tank-hardpoint-tank-turned-on-turning-on-the-tank-wtf-bed-time-gif-20657801

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972157766976290829/1077387389007306893/Learn_English.webm

[gentle saffron]

ive learned a dark and horrifying truth today

[hoary elk]

las mujeres cagan?

[gentle saffron]

maxwells name isnt even maxwell

[weak jackal]

I should learn english

but i'm lazy

[sharp mural]

wait did I foreshadow this?

[gentle saffron]

learning english is too hard

i couldnt be bothered amirite

[pastel quartz]

oh- t-that's me.. >~<

[uncut obsidian]

🥺

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-saul-gif-26468323

[hoary elk]

fuck the haters

[slim osprey]

No al fetiche de patas

[hoary elk]

entonces cortatelas y deja de caminar

bobina

[slim osprey]

Bueno

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[hoary elk]

this is worth reposting always yes thank you

[uncut obsidian]

so true

[fiery snow]

and i can understand the lyric

[ruby minnow]

bro

clash of clans has fucking esports

and NAVI is a team

[fiery snow]

I don't want to go to the cave anymore

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/2FvP3rNHLSs

WAGHGGHHH

My recommendations on YT are already starting to get filled with atomic heart playthrough videos

[normal reef]

Atomic heart is cool because of the iron tits part

[hoary elk]

the ebarbs

[normal reef]

Blya

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874555546626301993/1077195210183946250/brick.mp4

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/1627849894336552960?s=20

[ruby minnow]

Madi loves these videos

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

IM RECEIVING NOTIFS ABOUT STREAMERS IM SUBBED TO PLAYING ATOMIC HEART

If ima get spoilered i swear

[digital quartz]

are you downloading rn madi?

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[uncut obsidian]

lol no

im not buying it

im waiting for a torrent release

[pastel quartz]

oh i love that vid

[pastel quartz]

why everybody talks about atomic heart, what is it, whats so special about it

[pastel quartz]

nothing its just been in development for a while and they gained hype

its a cyberpunk situation

awh

sowwy i didnt respond in dms mya, i fell aslep

and they made sexy robots

ur fine hun

[uncut obsidian]

hiiii!!

[pastel quartz]

wait now im itnerested

[uncut obsidian]

its women robots

[digital quartz]

its an atmospheric first person game in the vain of Bioshock or Prey

[pastel quartz]

awh ;/

the actual game is.... lackluster

[digital quartz]

idk I've liked it so far

[pastel quartz]

to each their own

welp, i'll never play that shit

i think the art direction is cool

but the protag needs to shut up

[uncut obsidian]

I'll finish it in a day or two once the torrent version gets released

[digital quartz]

it is definitely the stand out thing

and yeah I can see why he gets annoying

[uncut obsidian]

i just hope the voice acting isn't terrible

[hoary elk]

bioshock is nice

[pastel quartz]

the writing is rlly bad too

[uncut obsidian]

[digital quartz]

some scenes have this unintentional comedy to them imo

[hoary elk]

like a how a bad movie makes you laugh?

[digital quartz]

Yeah exactly

[grizzled meadow]

Che cazzo di schifo

[gentle saffron]

my atomic heart review

[uncut obsidian]

mmmmmm

[grizzled meadow]

This is a negative buzzer right?

[ruby minnow]

11 billion lost crabs

[slim osprey]

Atomic Heart bad?

[weak jackal]

what the bot doin

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/VUP0zT9KKUI

[weak jackal]

this game is like bioshock but with communism instead of libertarianism

and with a marvel character as the protag

"So that just happened"

[hoary elk]

y con esa boquita come pan?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-like-a-dragon-ichiban-kasuga-passed-my-prostate-exam-gif-21338380

[weak jackal]

the cum bank

[languid rapids]

this game looks kinda like dogshit tbh. sorry to ghost ping you 4 hours later lol. is it dogshit?

[trim pilot]

no

it just looks like shit because of the recording

[languid rapids]

not your recording per say

I just. have looked at stuff and thought: "wow that doesnt look fun"

but you know. hot robots or whatever so 10/10 obviously

[uncut obsidian]

I'm 90% sure the decision to add the robot girls was like the last resort

They added/showed them like a month before release (or even less?)

[toxic prism]

i have been awoken

[toxic prism]

what time is it in siberia

[uncut obsidian]

12:50

pm

[toxic prism]

4:50

crazy

[weak jackal]

if this due says crispy critters one more time i'm gonna fucking scream

[uncut obsidian]

the lines most likely aren't as cringe in the russian version

[toxic prism]

crispy critters

[weak jackal]

HE SAID IT AGAIn

2 MINUTES

FUCK

[toxic prism]

i love how he says fucking tin can in the trailer

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

the grandmas voice is so fucking bad

[toxic prism]

i still dont know if the game will run on my pc

probbaly wont happen

[uncut obsidian]

it should on mine

[toxic prism]

i have lied

i did not sleep

i did 50 push ups in the basement

basement workout best

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26205977

[weak jackal]

FREE HER

[toxic prism]

aquarium cow

[hoary elk]

borgar

[fading shuttle]

does the game have an fov slider?

[placid geode]

i too have watched the cell

[toxic prism]

meine ehrliche Existenz

[sullen ermine]

open in winrar for free doom

[hoary elk]

nae nae before you get a whooping

[weak jackal]

no

[fading shuttle]

brrruh

i stopped playing the dev build cus i got sick from how low the fov was

this shit should be a standard addition

[weak jackal]

stopped playing for now

thoughts so far

No fov slider (what the fuck)

I can't change my game language for some reason

guns don't have a lot of oomf

enviroments are pretty

the women (besides the babushka) seem kinda sexualized in an uncomfortable way (yes even the tall robot ladies)

main character needs to shut the fuck up with his quipy marvel dialogue it's actually so grating

[fading shuttle]

the tall robot ladies are sexualized very much on purpose

[weak jackal]

it's also the first human woman you meet as well, main dude is like "Fuck this bitch she's a traiter, shame tho cause she's hot"

[weak jackal]

feels kinda like a cop-out

[hoary elk]

he's like duke?

[weak jackal]

or cheap? idk the word

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025411428779311104/1076984158892601354/filtered-897CC6C3-ECA7-4F44-BE95-DFEB886E7C5B_1.mp4

[fading shuttle]

i mean, the fuckin creator of them is a deadass robophile

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/137684139812847617/1076311316261765182/nrerevar.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/554142513519263764/1077211920689545297/VID_118920829_122327_647.mp4

[weak jackal]

like with lady d she became popular for being hot but not like sexualized in design She was classy, had stretchmarks n stuff

these robots are like

swaying their hips and oooh feminine voices and oooh curves look at them

[ruby minnow]

robot sex

[weak jackal]

it's like looking at some tasteful art of a nude woman vs porn

[hoary elk]

so it's a game where i play as russian duke, and there's porn?!

[toxic prism]

that robotussy got me acting unwise

[toxic prism]

so whats wrong

[ruby minnow]

there is no sex cutscene

that's whats wrong

[weak jackal]

feels kinda... cheap? like instead of substance they game fucking throws you through the story like crazy

and then "hey look a hot robot hnhnhgnh anyway keep moving and shoot here's another quip for you, the next one is coming in 20 seconds"

[toxic prism]

its funny but my arabic friend said the same thing

[weak jackal]

it's pretty jank

[toxic prism]

is there open world even

[weak jackal]

you meet a dude with no name and he dies within 5 minutes to a big setpiece

and then the setpiece is gone in 30 seconds with a big explosion

dude says something dumb and then the glove is like "let's keep moving" the pacing gives you whiplash

sometimes the dialogue straight up cuts itself off it goes that fast

[toxic prism]

wait the glove talks

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[weak jackal]

yeah he's a posh dude named charles

[toxic prism]

this is literally that morty game

[fading shuttle]

high on life?

[toxic prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXwAY85eMg

[toxic prism]

yes that

[weak jackal]

the only thing that can save me is wo long coming out

[weak jackal]

u didn't shoot the kid and met his mom like 3 seconds later and she's like "yeah he sucks you can totally shoot him i honestly wouldn't mind"

only good thing about high on life was the australian sociopath knife

[urban ocean]

You must have played a different RE Village. It was all about big mommy milkers and giantess fetish

[weak jackal]

she dies within the first 25% of the game

she wasn't the focus

[fading shuttle]

saying that she wasnt sexualized is deadass wrong, she is a fetish machine

[toxic prism]

doesnt she turn into like a dragon or some shit

[weak jackal]

but in atomic heart it's got the robot sexy thing on the cover

[weak jackal]

yeag and she looks even prettier like that

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979537087097368588/1077290237723693207/Snaptik.app_7201682252500127019.mov

[weak jackal]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/b/b3/MutatedDimitrescu.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210523153019

[urban ocean]

This. She had all the weirdos simping for a giantess vampire with massive honkers

[weak jackal]

so pretty

[weak jackal]

she wasn't sexualized on purpose by the devs

in atomic heart they are

[fading shuttle]

wasnt the majority of advertising for re village involving her

[urban ocean]

And?

[toxic prism]

i mean honestly

i dont care if shit is sexualised or not

i just want the game to be good

[weak jackal]

feels weird

[urban ocean]

She was used in a significant amount of the promotion. But yes, it was mostly the fan base that went all degenerate on her. Capcom didn't intend for that.

[weak jackal]

instead of story and pacing and care n stuff its like

[urban ocean]

Why?

[weak jackal]

boobs

[toxic prism]

hehe boobs