🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-ill-drink-to-that-bro-gif-12940340

[orchid robin]

well

to be fair

for me its mainly cuz i didnt study before

like at least 4 out of 5 subjects i might have even aced had i studied for em from the beginning

[stone blade]

me

[midnight tree]

@heady crow @rose ferry deep cock galctic in 10?

[heady crow]

gonna be real with you im not gonna play tonight

[stone blade]

go tarky

[midnight tree]

😭

[broken topaz]

Well kind of same, but also just it being hard

But after most of the exam period im so burnt out

I can barely work

[orchid robin]

same, like i usually dont do anything the next day when i take an exam. Just lay down and try to unscramble my brain

and after that study for the next one

oh fuck skom is gonna throw more exiles at us

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052415074473627670/1076948954786300066/Professionalwantingcivic_ed8534_10300249.mp4

[rose ferry]

I'm screaming at two nonbinaries right now, gonna be busy for a bit

[steady trellis]

p!ban @pastel quartz we'd let you suffer, but this one's a special request. good riddance

[foggy mantle]

@sharp moon has been banned.

[midnight tree]

understandable

[orchid robin]

the guy actually dm'd me trying to make his point

[orchid robin]

it just defaulted into "both sides bad"

[hidden path]

what happened

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1076949393246269622/laughing_at_Mitay_ban.mp4

[steady trellis]

dm'd everyone with insults

even Grok

[pastel quartz]

he didnt dm me qwq

[midnight tree]

who?

[pastel quartz]

i feel left out

[midnight tree]

same

why didn't he try to insult me

i want to berate someone

[steady trellis]

and I can't deny the big man's wish

[heady crow]

i can dm you :3

[orchid robin]

dont worry mya, one day someone will dm you with homophobic insults

[rose ferry]

what'd mitay do? I'm curious

DM if it's too dramatic for brainfart

[steady trellis]

n words, homophobic stuff

[orchid robin]

got muted

got butthurt

and just made his situation worse

[steady trellis]

the usual

[orchid robin]

he told me he wanted to get banned

[midnight tree]

sounds like a swell fellow

[orchid robin]

and i just replied "then why are you dming me"

[pastel quartz]

some random dude told me to kms but that doesnt rlly count

[orchid robin]

SAME

[steady trellis]

typical sunday

[orchid robin]

also the guy told me to and i quote "go wipe madi's ass"

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928036919781261352/1076942704677756958/beaac37088dd4fcc23bf32818cc8c60c615b2e8e63453eba3f14d6374a654e3d_1.mp4

[solar obsidian]

i didnt get any n-word and homophobic stuff

[rose ferry]

DAAAAMN AND I MISSED IT???

[midnight tree]

that's what i'm sayin

[rose ferry]

oh well

[orchid robin]

funny thing is

[devout night]

I can dm you

[orchid robin]

mf wanted me to share everything he was talking about

[steady trellis]

ofc

attention

[orchid robin]

and i just told him i wouldnt

[steady trellis]

anyway, back to my game

[orchid robin]

have fun

[steady trellis]

[heady crow]

weird that i never get those dms

[orchid robin]

i can message you homophobic and downright moronic shit

[pastel quartz]

why nobody will go on a starsector date with meeeeeeee ;c

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/being-human-gif-21019628

[orchid robin]

okay gimme a second

gotta get into the persona of a southern rural greek

[visual stirrup]

I can do that as well
after I've had a bit to drink

[heady crow]

you guys are the best

[orchid robin]

lemme drink 20 liters in black terrible coffee and at least 4 beers in 1 hour

im also gonna have to grow my belly out

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dorn-rogal-tts-texttospeech-draigo-gif-21363270

[orchid robin]

and not shave for 40 years

[solar obsidian]

damn, i do that sober

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

also im gonna have to start walking in a sleeveless shirt

[solar obsidian]

into gamer moments

[solar obsidian]

the wife beater

[orchid robin]

we dont call it that here

[broken topaz]

T shirt and then arm warmers pulled all the way up

[orchid robin]

that shirt

reminds me of my father

not cuz of the wifebeater nickname

he just wore those a lot

[uneven sinew]

Hi

Wassup

[orchid robin]

bye

whats down

[uneven sinew]

Damn

Real

[orchid robin]

anywho

welcome

you came right after another shitshow

[uneven sinew]

I see that they keep banning people

Lmao

[orchid robin]

bro this guy

said racist shit

got muted

[uneven sinew]

I've been off for like two days

[orchid robin]

then dmed everyone

[uneven sinew]

In a friend's house

[orchid robin]

INCLUDING GROK HIMSELF

[uneven sinew]

Bruh

[orchid robin]

and insulted them

[eternal dawn]

mel gibson, is that you

[uneven sinew]

They never learn

Cock cockkkkkk

[orchid robin]

if they learned then the mods wouldnt be necessary now would they

[uneven sinew]

Nah, they are always necessary

We need someone to control brainfart

[orchid robin]

it can only be temporarily suppressed

never controlled

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/noahika-embed-fail-gif-25324053

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-epic-embed-embed-embed-fail-embed-perms-gif-21665260

I WANT THE PAYDAY WEB SERIES BACK GODAMNIT

[orchid robin]

also since when does the american police use g36

[broken topaz]

common Train W

[orchid robin]

L

play any elder scrolls ever

[abstract path]

Too gae for me

[orchid robin]

the elder scrolls or hogwarts?

[abstract path]

Everything

[abstract path]

And i am tired of it

[orchid robin]

jacket my beloved

not as much as hoxton tho

[abstract path]

What's that song again?

[orchid robin]

nobody takes the cake like hoxon does

[heady crow]

nobody has cake like hoxton does

[orchid robin]

its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCz3ykIibCc&ab_channel=JohnDoe

trust me

[hoary elk]

jacket's cool but what about pardo?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/so-sobel-gif-23897734

[hoary elk]

he's got da thick skin

[broken topaz]

The worst christian bale movie

[heady crow]

idk ive only seen edits

[orchid robin]

which by christian bale standards makes it?

[broken topaz]

shit

[orchid robin]

must have been really bad then

[broken topaz]

Tho he is the highlight of that movie

[orchid robin]

somewhat redeemable then

[steady trellis]

p!mute 484394081628454913 1d Great conversation topic in VC - Next time will be a ban

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!mute <member> [duration] [reason]

[steady trellis]

grrr

[orchid robin]

the amount of calories a baby had

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!mute <member> [duration] [reason]

[heavy peak]

He bailed the server

[steady trellis]

yea

[orchid robin]

he will be back, saltier than ever

[steady trellis]

ID and tag isnt available - just shows up in the server members

[orchid robin]

you pick

[hoary elk]

are babies keto?

i'd guess so

[orchid robin]

yes

[heavy peak]

p!mute 484394081628454913 1d

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!mute <member> [duration] [reason]

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

ive eaten enough babies to know

[heavy peak]

Eh

[steady trellis]

banned them manually

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[hoary elk]

so they get keto and breast milk? sweet life

[abstract path]

What is keto

[orchid robin]

soooooooooo

[heady crow]

@orchid robin

[orchid robin]

we should eat babies?

[hoary elk]

idk, what's their macro profile?

[pastel quartz]

3s meme

[orchid robin]

i dont get it

[abstract path]

I need it

I need more fat

Immediately

[orchid robin]

nononono

it takes the fat

and burns it

[abstract path]

Ahhh

So wait

What produces it?

[orchid robin]

maybe they only saw the first 10 seconds

[orchid robin]

fat?

[hoary elk]

your body has got to get fuel some way or another

[abstract path]

The keto you idiot

What's that?

[hoary elk]

isn't that ketoacidosis ?

ah yeah, that's the bad one

[plucky void]

wtf kinda humor is that

[abstract path]

Hell

But like

[heady crow]

wdym

[orchid robin]

you wouldnt get it

[abstract path]

Could you call it "basic body stuff"?

[orchid robin]

crystal wants the basic bitch explanation

[abstract path]

I didn't mention an explanation

I just asked if it counts to that

[pastel quartz]

crystal has small brain

[abstract path]

No brain hits more accurate thank you

[heady crow]

https://imgur.com/jnQu1ow

[hoary elk]

it ain't that hard to understand if you read it, take that as you will

[pastel quartz]

her head is empy

[abstract path]

That's why i can't die

but you can :3

[orchid robin]

I KEEP CLICKING BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[abstract path]

True actually

[light charm]

they tricked you get bamboozled liberal

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-betrayal-epic-embed-epic-embed-fail-gif-21517936

[broken topaz]

real

[hoary elk]

me after

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-happy-omori-oneshot-gif-25864183

[foggy mantle]

Ted hugs Brüno [UTC+2]

Powered by weeb.sh

[orchid robin]

how bruno would react to being hugged

100%

[abstract path]

:)

He cleaned the school

[gentle saffron]

im goign to order food does anyone want anything

[broken topaz]

borgar

[hoary elk]

chocolate shake

[abstract path]

Do you know candice?

[orchid robin]

i do

i want

a fuckin

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sandwich

i want a sandwich

[gentle saffron]

mushroom on pizza is divine

[orchid robin]

dont you dare

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/punkittdev/status/1627401132208271361

Punkitt!!🧣 (Certified Horse Enjoyer) (@punkittdev)

had a tumblr ask pondering about how cutie marks factored into job interviews and that led to me drawing this #mlp

Likes

135

Twitter · Feb 19, 2023, 8:14 PM

more ponies for brainfart

[hoary elk]

what about a NUKE WIZARD?

[weak jackal]

mushroom on pizza is so good

[gentle saffron]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

[weak jackal]

and olives and anchovies

mmnn

[hoary elk]

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

[orchid robin]

it is, youre just wrong

[weak jackal]

pretty much anything i pizza is good

[orchid robin]

watch your words

[weak jackal]

jalapeños

[orchid robin]

dont say the p word

[weak jackal]

capsicum

[weak jackal]

peas?

[orchid robin]

sure lets go with that

[weak jackal]

onions

one thing i don't like on pizza is tomatos

omg spinach is so good on pizza

goofy ass leaf

love it

[hoary elk]

⚠️WARNING⚠️ Nuking☢️💣 Is Now Legal👨‍⚖️👮‍♀️ WORLDWIDE🌎😈

[orchid robin]

oh yeah tomatoes on pizza just kinda ruins it

[weak jackal]

yeah

bbq sauce is a pretty standard base

[gentle saffron]

chicken alfredo pizza

[weak jackal]

Sheeeeesh

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/pizser-pizzer-pizza-cat-cat-pizza-gif-20791614

[weak jackal]

i had a chicken and camembert pizza couple times

it melts so good

[gentle saffron]

i made stromboli like 3 days ago

pr good

[weak jackal]

i hunger

[gentle saffron]

me too

[orchid robin]

same

[weak jackal]

I made an ice coffee

[orchid robin]

imma eat some cereal

[weak jackal]

i put a scoop of icecream in it

[pastel quartz]

sounds awesome

[gentle saffron]

i actually am going to order food now

[hoary elk]

i put pineapple on mine because im a war criminal

[pastel quartz]

i just finished a big breakfast

[weak jackal]

pineapple is good on pizza

the tang

mmnf

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-discord-mods-kakav420-south-park-igm6-gif-25418448

[weak jackal]

the acidity

hits

also nostalgic

pizza party in primary school

[gentle saffron]

THAT REMINDS ME TO POST THIS

[weak jackal]

more for me!

that's why liking it is great

everyone leaves it alone at parties

and then you reach for a slice, and you touch hands with another pineapple lover

[orchid robin]

i will eat all of it just so the rest of the world doesnt have to

[weak jackal]

and you eat the pizza together, and meet in the middle

[gentle saffron]

no im just a hater

[weak jackal]

and makeout

[gentle saffron]

a massive one

i pray on everyones demise

[orchid robin]

*prey

[weak jackal]

meeting in the middle of pineapple pizza turning into a makeout

god

[gentle saffron]

i hope you all find love and she fucking dies

[weak jackal]

the dream

most of my past lovers are dead

[orchid robin]

what if you are my love?

[gentle saffron]

way ahead of you

[hoary elk]

what if... we prayed on each others demise?

[gentle saffron]

only 2 of my exes remain

they slowly drop like flies

[weak jackal]

FLIES?!

[gentle saffron]

mostly cause i love mentally ill women

[orchid robin]

NO

DONT

DONT YOU

[weak jackal]

LESGOOOO

[gentle saffron]

AIT

WAIT

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/police-fbi-warning-be-alerted-gif-17772782

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/pd2-gif-22727001

https://tenor.com/view/lstanberg-arbys-payday-guns-virgin-oil-gif-23555254

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/m1garand-garand-rifle-ww2-world-war-gif-21984156

gallant rifle my beloved

Sydney my beloved

She's loud, she's australian, she's a bit fucked up, she flirts with people

she's perfect

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-yarichin-bitch-club-hop-on-payday2-gif-22741940

[stone blade]

oh no

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-schwifty-yohariko-riko-sakurauchi-gif-23784928

[stone blade]

WHY HE PUSHING THE BOLT LIKE THAT

WTF

[weak jackal]

because she's fucked up

and australian

[stone blade]

ewwwwww

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-hop-on-payday-right-now-hop-on-payday-payday2-gif-20628701

[weak jackal]

you can tell its syd cause of the tats

[stone blade]

whoever made that animation needs to do their homework

I mean

theyre bank robbers he can't know how to operate a m1 garand so

fair enough

[orchid robin]

do you even know how the average payday2 gameplay looks like

heresy

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-anime-gif-24533613

[orchid robin]

all the cool mods are offline so i cant ask a silly question

[weak jackal]

hype for payday 3

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-meme-spin-gif-26126545

[weak jackal]

they're not using the engine made for racing games

finally

[weak jackal]

peak performance

[orchid robin]

which they had to frankenstein into what it is in payday2

[weak jackal]

god bless 'em

https://i.redd.it/jt7ytmg271ja1.png

[orchid robin]

at one point i just stopped caring

whenever i did a heist with newbies i would just kill the civs

[weak jackal]

me running around with nearly 10 cable ties

just so i can prevent as much death as possible

[pastel quartz]

WTFF i wanna paly paydayyyyy

[orchid robin]

me running around with 3 molotovs

[weak jackal]

using the hand crossbow with poison darts and pretending they're just asleep

omg maja hiiii hey hi hello

[orchid robin]

"they are just sleeping"

[pastel quartz]

o- h-hi.. >~<

[orchid robin]

hello maja

[pastel quartz]

hai.. >~<

OMG HAIIIIII GUYS I LOVE YOU TOO UWU

[orchid robin]

aha aha sure

anywho

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-boys-i-will-give-you-my-all-paydaygang-party-time-gif-15861324

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-brick-throw-gif-25019565

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/makesweet-payday2-heart-locket-dallas-pd2-pd2-gif-26059567

https://tenor.com/view/cloaker-ondeathwishbelike-cloaker-payday2-gif-23689077

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-the-russian-badger-bulldozer-gif-25839433

[uneven sinew]

Flying bulldozer

[orchid robin]

pay peg 2

[abstract path]

Also what's that name?

[uneven sinew]

Get spooked

[weak jackal]

bulldozer in da no mercy

what will he get infected with

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-payday-payday2-sunday-robbing-gif-22717103

sounds like something samantha might offer

https://tenor.com/view/pay-day-pay-day2-trolling-troll-face-progress-gif-22080409

[weak jackal]

i love how they told us what happened to all the payday 2 gang post story

sydney helps out at animal sanctuaries, works to cure cancer for kids and won an olympic medal al

like holy shit girl

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1076956425173078097/image0.jpg?width=515&height=663

[broken topaz]

most cursed one yet

thanks aksel

[abstract path]

Cori

[orchid robin]

no wonder you crush on her

[abstract path]

Hows the hormone therapy goin?

[orchid robin]

based

[broken topaz]

yes

[orchid robin]

didnt dallas buy a fuckin yacht named "medic bag"

[weak jackal]

literally such a queen

[orchid robin]

girlboss energy

[fading shuttle]

but she is loud

and squeaky

[orchid robin]

so that means we wont see sydney in payday3

[fading shuttle]

good

[weak jackal]

"hey sydney wanna do more crime"
"Are you seriously asking me that, after all the good i've done?"
"Yeah you can use the money from the crime to do more good, plus we'll let you blow some shit up"
"Fuckin A i'm in, i'll get my mask"

[heady crow]

p!hug @winged phoenix

[foggy mantle]

Brüno [UTC+2] hugs Ted

Powered by weeb.sh

[fading shuttle]

no, keep her away

[weak jackal]

bring her back

best girl

[fading shuttle]

no more sydney

[weak jackal]

she is loud

and funny

[weak jackal]

or bring another aussie in

[fading shuttle]

she is just loud

YES

[fading shuttle]

sydney dies being a sTUPID auSTRalian AFter her ground harness BREAKS and she FALLS into the SUN

[weak jackal]

i'm a sentient swarm of bugs from romania

never touched a gun

[fading shuttle]

why do the sentient bug swarm speak english well

[orchid robin]

2 americans, a brit and a swedish man walk into a bank

[fading shuttle]

explain that one, transylvanian

[orchid robin]

you are being robbed

[weak jackal]

you're mum

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[weak jackal]

the heat is nice and cozy n warm

foolish

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-wolf-cope-harder-cloaker-gif-25788102

[visual stirrup]

They're a neural network

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[weak jackal]

I'm gonna bust out my fly that knows slurs

nvm she's back in containment

evil bastard

[orchid robin]

LET HER OUT

[fading shuttle]

cant wait until they reuse the same voicelines for wolf that have been in payday 2 since release

for payday 3

[orchid robin]

the voice actor died?

[weak jackal]

they should release killing floor 3 and payday 3 on the same day

with crossover stuff

payday crew has to break into the biotech corp and steal their zed tech

killingfloor crew has to fight zeds dressed up as cops and dozers and snipers

billionaire idea

[orchid robin]

payday gang breaks into containment site 12, better idea

[fading shuttle]

wolfs voice actor was part of overkill but left in 2015

[hoary elk]

i come america happy very easy job sit very much hours is nice!

[fading shuttle]

theyve been recycling voice lines ever since

[weak jackal]

the payday crew breaks into a scp facility

they gotta steal the goop scp

that is friendly

and the coffee machine

[orchid robin]

why did he leave

[weak jackal]

had to go to work

[uneven sinew]

Killing floor 3

?

[weak jackal]

yeag

[uneven sinew]

Not more DLC weapon packs please

I still remember the KF1 times

[weak jackal]

killing floor 2 has aged so much and the fans, every update are just like "LET IT DIE PLEASE"

it's kinda funny

like "JUST MAKE A 3RD PLEASE LET 2 DIE"

killing floor 2 came out 7 years ago

fuckin a

PAYDAY 2 CAME OUT A DECADE AGO?!

2013

HOLY

[orchid robin]

yep

2013

[weak jackal]

i was 13

[fading shuttle]

yeah, we havent had new wolf voicelines since 2015

[orchid robin]

i was -10

[weak jackal]

minor detected, releasing the swarm

[fading shuttle]

my boy has had spliced voices for 8 YEARS

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/almir-listo-payday2dallas-pd-pd2-dallas-payday2-gif-22582855

[orchid robin]

therefore i am 0 now

[orchid robin]

mya paydaypilled?

precisely

[pastel quartz]

yeah but i never really did infamy

[weak jackal]

i am on infamy 1

[orchid robin]

understandable

[weak jackal]

i've peaked

[orchid robin]

i was on infamy 25 when it was the max infamy

[pastel quartz]

i like drg more than payday

[weak jackal]

good song btw

I was a vermintide 2 gal

[pastel quartz]

ive got almost all silver promos in drg

[uneven sinew]

Old

[weak jackal]

then i got hyped for darktide

[uneven sinew]

Ehhehhhe

[weak jackal]

then i got let down by darktide

[fading shuttle]

thats the first mistake

[weak jackal]

vermintide 2 was good

they just had to make it gooder

but noooo

they released with 4 fucking classes

[orchid robin]

tbf rn im not on any infamy

[weak jackal]

fuck 'em

[orchid robin]

cuz i reset my progress

i went from god to mortal again

[weak jackal]

welcome to mortality

[fading shuttle]

but currently wolfs previous voice actor is one of the devs on GTFO

[weak jackal]

we got wine and cookies

[fading shuttle]

which is very good game

[orchid robin]

at least anyone below infamy 25 considered me that

[fading shuttle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/493520/GTFO/ yes

Steam

GTFO

Your team of prisoners is dropped into the Rundown when a new Work Order is issued by The Warden, the mysterious entity holding you captive. The Rundown is a series of expeditions, each one taking you deeper into a decayed research facility called The Complex. You descend level by level, scavenging tools and resources that help you survive in a...

Price

$39.99

Recommendations

33059

Metacritic

78

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good game

[weak jackal]

hmn today i will play every heist possible on loud

because stealth makes me sleepy

[uneven sinew]

Good gaem

[orchid robin]

i loved doing first world bank in stealth

me and my friend finished it on one down difficulty in under 10 minutes

[weak jackal]

that one heist with the nobu armour was kinda rad

[orchid robin]

shadow raid

[weak jackal]

there was this one auction map that i tried stealth

fuck me it was stressful

[orchid robin]

shacklethorne auction

[weak jackal]

oh and murkywater

so much fuckin stress

I recently did ukrainian prisoner for the first time and it was really fun, i did it loud

might try stealth one day

[visual stirrup]

The one for the achievement? Everyone with heavy armor?

[orchid robin]

fuck i cant remember its name

uuuhhhh

[weak jackal]

the train cars with spicy things inside

[orchid robin]

its the one with drones and trains

[weak jackal]

yeag

[orchid robin]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[weak jackal]

and the sewer

[orchid robin]

what was its name

[weak jackal]

it's by the water

murky station

[orchid robin]

FUCK

me doing loud with silenced akimbo deagles for the 4th time today

[weak jackal]

suppressed weapons are cool on loud

specially with that one perk that makes silenced weapons betterer

[orchid robin]

you know what is even cooler?

[weak jackal]

i recently did the "oppressed" challenge for the doctor mask

so i can cosplay as a nurse with a needle

and poke dozers

[orchid robin]

hopping on a normal difficulty bank heist with a bunch of inexperienced newbies and bringing rocket launchers

[weak jackal]

"here you go friends, boom time"

[orchid robin]

"we got a shie- nvm"

although the soundtrack to murky station really keeps you on edge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j_nQcD7jdU&ab_channel=iowa

[weak jackal]

get fuckin poked

bro was flabberghasted

[shrewd bison]

london'd

[weak jackal]

claw hammered

dingus

[orchid robin]

bro

first time i saw a bulldozer

[eager igloo]

The buffoon got flummoxed

[orchid robin]

i was terrified

i was so confused and terrified by this humongous thing in front of me

[weak jackal]

and they yell at you

[orchid robin]

i am terrified of yours tho

[weak jackal]

"You're up against the wall AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!"

"Imma drop on these shitheads like a FUCKING PIANO!"

"Stay alive just a bit longer, SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

[weak jackal]

they're fuckin scary

[heavy halo]

Songgg?

[fading shuttle]

babe wake up, new oil schizoproject just dropped
https://vxtwitter.com/fred_mills/status/1626531896615108611?s=46&t=ppNn68g6_6m4JswTw-rbzg

[ancient tree]

Why not just start a fast food business? It's legal and there's tonnes of fatties addicted to slop

[austere shadow]

Wasted

[weak jackal]

i should do this

[ancient tree]

Oh that link doesn't work

[weak jackal]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[ancient tree]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJqRQofg_I
Based

[ancient tree]

It didn't tho

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067118584079327253/1072603669142458399/campfire_cats.gif

[ancient tree]

Wait am I insane

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-revolver-ocelot-snake-metal-gear-gif-20687679

[ancient tree]

I swear my post was above the others

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-ocelot-happy-gif-13789075

[broken topaz]

lets sit around the campfire like this

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023638621179355167/1074957926210486322/cattoastingexpanded.gif

[orchid robin]

where you gonna find 10 people

[heady crow]

if you ever come here lets do it

i know several good places near my dads place in the woods

prolly could go to a few islands too

[fading shuttle]

haha yes follow the finnish man into the woods

he definitely will not chop you into pieces and turn you into a sauna towel

[heady crow]

dw i totally wont take you to my murder cabin

[orchid robin]

no need to be afraid of bears in the woods if one is already leading you there

[heady crow]

wowowow

not that kind of bear

[orchid robin]

what, you wanna tell me you are the gey definition of bear?

[ancient tree]

I want a pet monkey and lion

[fading shuttle]

become saudi prince

[weak jackal]

just got this just now

[orchid robin]

mf is playing payday2 as we speak

[weak jackal]

how have i never done this before

[orchid robin]

respect

[weak jackal]

yeag

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1076977233928921228/trim.2A55B02C-75F9-4B29-B657-C047F7F34F89.mov

[hidden path]

Stop

[orchid robin]

................................................

[hidden path]

no

[grizzled meadow]

Anthony Scapelli looking ass

[weak jackal]

aw man

i'm gonna ignore brainfart, someone @ me when the feet are gone

[orchid robin]

ok

[hidden path]

Soon

[grizzled meadow]

Come back

Shit is gone

[weak jackal]

okay i'm back

that was fast

feet deleted

[grizzled meadow]

I hate that shit

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/simp-simping-yelling-meryl-streep-shouting-gif-17852144

[grizzled meadow]

No kinkshaming here but feet are fucking horrible

[orchid robin]

its socially acceptable only to the thighs or calves, below that its just........

[visual stirrup]

That wasn't a denial

[orchid robin]

everyone has their poison, but sometimes you shouldnt talk about yours

[ancient tree]

Above waist only

[weak jackal]

armpits are where its at

hnghgnh

[ancient tree]

Wtf

[hidden path]

Thighs

[ancient tree]

Stomach boob and face

[hidden path]

Just a good mix tbh

I'm cornpilled

As long as someone's cute to me

all good

[weak jackal]

you said above the waist

[pastel quartz]

i got some pits

i think???

[weak jackal]

hell yeah girl

[ancient tree]

I didn't think of that tho

[weak jackal]

fool

beaten at your own game

anyway any girls with pits dm me

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/you-played-yourself-gif-21949715

[weak jackal]

i'll be shy and then not respond

[orchid robin]

how can you tell the difference

[ancient tree]

Literally me

[weak jackal]

smell

[orchid robin]

but

digital

therefore

no smell

[hidden path]

Girls that will make my heart beat

dm me

I only have 10 minutes before brain death

[weak jackal]

good luck gorf praying for you

[hidden path]

Don't

[orchid robin]

gorf is desperate for the big tiddy goth gf

[hidden path]

it's gonna make it faster

[gentle saffron]

will never be achieved

[hidden path]

I'm at war with god

[orchid robin]

unless you have schizophrenia

[ancient tree]

Holy shit I never thought of just hallucinating a girlfriend into existence thanks for the advice

[hoary elk]

AI gf is on the works doe

[hidden path]

Mine is gone since I've started taking my pills

[orchid robin]

stop taking them

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699698458986020924/1076942901050880120/rMDxRkcQbOsl7Ku-.mp4

[hidden path]

I need them to do things

[orchid robin]

decide, function as a human being

or big tiddy goth gf

[ancient tree]

Why would you play with high tier planes lol?

[hidden path]

I know I'll have neither

I'll settle for being allowed to buy food

[crimson flame]

big tiddy goth gf every goddamn time

unfortunately, such options does not exist

[fading shuttle]

wide ass goth gf

[crimson flame]

not wide wtf

[fading shuttle]

ok then, firm ass goth gf

[weak jackal]

wide yes god

need me a girl who can tackle me with ease

[crimson flame]

firm

[crimson flame]

wont need much since im a literal stick

[fading shuttle]

i was thinking wide as in wide hips

but firm works i guess

[pastel quartz]

i need a girl who can overpower me

[hidden path]

Need a tall girl

[crimson flame]

meh, booba more important

[hidden path]

so she can shove me

[fading shuttle]

wrong

[crimson flame]

what

[hidden path]

Push me on the road

in front of a bus

[crimson flame]

i think short girls can do that too

[hidden path]

A girl that can kill me

[fading shuttle]

i prefer women shorter than me

and severely mentally unstable

[crimson flame]

sounds like my ex

[hidden path]

Yes

cute thing

[crimson flame]

you

cute thing

[hidden path]

😳

I'm in a good mood

[crimson flame]

yes

show me your gato

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/EVLQq7p2kSxIcV0E0wxZZkbkDy55i0sbT-WqcX3sszo/https/i.redd.it/s5uc1it1i7ja1.jpg?width=546&height=559

[orchid robin]

welp

goodnight everyone

[orchid robin]

never did that in my life

i exhale mustard gas

[hidden path]

cat is not in my room currently

gn Dutyer

[crimson flame]

[hidden path]

son of Dut

[devout night]

when you're simping for them but all they wanna do is fuck your mom

[crimson flame]

me fr fr

[devout night]

me too fr fr

[hidden path]

?????

[sharp mural]

its ok, you can have attention once we're done

[devout night]

[crimson flame]

they wont fuck your mom, queue too long

[devout night]

fucc u

[sharp mural]

violated

[crimson flame]

[sharp mural]

like you just got fucked harder than your mother was gettin

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1eZb26PGYNU&feature=shares

This fucking video

[hidden path]

I'm going back to reading gae shit the japanese made fof me

Love that on the local ebay i can just buy some fucking geese

[abstract path]

Not if i fuck the guys first

[fading shuttle]

as if you could please them as much as your mom does

[abstract path]

I can invite them to a threesome

So yes, i can :)

[primal kiln]

Should be 30 in my case

[grizzled meadow]

Next year for me

[fading shuttle]

age reveal

[primal kiln]

Though, I don't have that many ragrats

[stone blade]

cock reveal

okay numbers

we doing it

[edgy abyss]

[sharp mural]

Grim

[stone blade]

they decided it

[grizzled meadow]

Ivan have three text lines:

1. Morning chat
2. Night chat
3. Doing numbers

[stone blade]

Hi

[edgy abyss]

you forgot one

[stone blade]

Rookie mistake falco

[grizzled meadow]

Hi is included in "morning"

[stone blade]

What else do you want me to say eh?
all of this chat is femboy talk i dont sit here
i rot inside tarkov channel

[sharp mural]

Where cock reveal

[fading shuttle]

fair, brainfart has fallen

[sharp mural]

Got me excited for nothing

[stone blade]

Long ago

aint the same

[fading shuttle]

i would move to tarkov chat but i deadass dont play tarkov

[stone blade]

I don't like it these days

[fading shuttle]

yeah, same

[stone blade]

play tarkov then 3head

[grizzled meadow]

True

Gtanil ended the golden age

[stone blade]

you know we down bad when falco agrees

[fading shuttle]

im not paying money for cock and ball torture, at best im gonna play singleplayer tarkov

[fading shuttle]

none of the new guys even remember gtanil

[stone blade]

where pango and khaytil

[solar obsidian]

where

[fading shuttle]

shit yeah, what happened with pango

[stone blade]

after you give me 200$

[fading shuttle]

khaaytil is still around sometimes

once in a blue moon

[stone blade]

rarely

[lusty sonnet]

Gtanil

[fading shuttle]

what happened with pango

[grizzled meadow]

Pango is gone, haven't talked with him in a while
Kha is still around

[solar obsidian]

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2D43GG8/police-in-kentucky-are-looking-for-a-customer-who-succeeded-in-paying-for-a-2-order-at-a-fast-food-restaurant-with-a-phoney-200-bill-featuring-a-picture-of-president-george-w-bush-and-a-depiction-of-the-white-house-with-a-lawn-sign-saying-we-like-broccoli-authorities-say-the-female-cashier-at-a-dairy-queen-in-danville-even-gave-the-culprit-198-in-real-money-as-change-2D43GG8.jpg
here u go

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-my-beloved-fatfatpankocat-panko-cat-heart-panko-gif-27436387

[stone blade]

thats literally 400 you idiot

not 200

[solar obsidian]

extra cock

[stone blade]

actual bozo

[fading shuttle]

hey uh, do i count as a tarkov player if i exclusively play the singleplayer mod?

[stone blade]

i do not offer extra cock

[fading shuttle]

i sorta wanna move

[stone blade]

sure

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/thewire-what-huh-turn-disappointed-gif-8094022

MONEY IS GREEN

[grizzled meadow]

No because it's piracy 👀

[stone blade]

youre welcome to the community

falco shush

[fading shuttle]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lusty sonnet]

Is he active in brainfart 2.0?

[grizzled meadow]

It's true though

[stone blade]

it is

but its fine

[grizzled meadow]

Yep

[fading shuttle]

yeah but brainfart is a genuine shithole now

[stone blade]

bsg dont care about their own game let alone a priated version

[fading shuttle]

and i need any excuse to move

[grizzled meadow]

As intended

[lusty sonnet]

Mfer

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo don't leave

[stone blade]

its over galco

admit it

[lusty sonnet]

Same Alex, same

[grizzled meadow]

We said it's over like 100 times already

[stone blade]

BECAUSE ITS TRUEEE

[fading shuttle]

listen, i cant stay here, the new brainfart is horrible, and i am not part of brainfart 2, so i either leave gamma or move to the tarkov server

[solar obsidian]

its so over bros

[stone blade]

what is brainfart 2 even

brainfart but with even more femboy talk?

[fading shuttle]

i think its a server that alice started

[lusty sonnet]

The banned regulars are there

[fading shuttle]

after they got banned

i dont think they liked me so im not in

[stone blade]

i never liked anyone here

💗

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mahito-jujutsu-kaisen-mahito-heart-locket-gif-20463256

[primal kiln]

jushitsu poopsen

haha

[gusty willow]

i thought this was a place for memes

[fading shuttle]

nope

[solar obsidian]

lol

[fading shuttle]

hasnt been that for a long time

[stone blade]

mwah

[stone blade]

used to be

[gusty willow]

hmmm

[stone blade]

#neverforget

[grizzled meadow]

It still is

[stone blade]

no

[grizzled meadow]

The problem is when they start talking that stupid femboy shit

[gusty willow]

well im gonna change that then

[stone blade]

its like 5 femboys talking about cocks and atuff

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has been aggressively sissified and thats all they talk about now

it was funny when it was the occasional femboy talk, but thats all brainfart is now

[abstract path]

Then whatdo i have that's special

[grizzled meadow]

The problem is that it's not really against the rules and yes, that's the entire thing, as long as it was once in a while, okay
But it's becoming unbearable

[stone blade]

BAN.

[grizzled meadow]

Even fucking Madirex is on it

[fading shuttle]

even madirex

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal have one text line:

1. Bio changes every day

[lusty sonnet]

Just hit em with the silent leave

[fading shuttle]

thats why im planning to exile myself to tarkov by learning tarkov through youtube videos

[stone blade]

at what point does it become extremely annoying

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-time-to-make-a-change-robotus-inside-job-lets-make-a-change-change-is-needed-gif-23666120

[solar obsidian]

i wonder what happens if grok bans the words: trans, homo, femboy, ect?

[abstract path]

I stopped changing the bio tho

[grizzled meadow]

We are past that point Ivan

[fading shuttle]

they wont even be able to tell ive never actually played the real game

[abstract path]

I do

[grizzled meadow]

I never did anything because it's not really against the rules, it's just annoying as fuck

[stone blade]

at this point its resident sleeper everytime i come here

[fading shuttle]

i just come here out of routine

not out of desire to be here

[keen arrow]

We're gonna have a talk

[lusty sonnet]

Oh hi there

[gusty willow]

dont worry falco ill get my hands dirty

[solar obsidian]

mars vs mars

[lusty sonnet]

He's fine with it

[gusty willow]

ill change these de gens

[fading shuttle]

you cant

we have tried

[gusty willow]

dont tell me what i can or cant do

[stone blade]

shit yourself

[fading shuttle]

abandon ship before you suffer the same fate as madirex brother

[gusty willow]

you dont wanna know what happens

[grizzled meadow]

I love Madirex but the moment he started that shit I realised I had to do something

[gusty willow]

[grizzled meadow]

This something starts today

[solar obsidian]

true

[stone blade]

REDEMPTION ARC

WE DID IT

[broken topaz]

whats goin on

[abstract path]

What will happen

[solar obsidian]

madirex fell off for me too

[fading shuttle]

change is honestly too late

[grizzled meadow]

Literally

[fading shuttle]

i am actively trying to find a way to escape

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah okay fuck off it's not like I want you around here or something...

[lusty sonnet]

The day the old guard vanishes

[fading shuttle]

fuckin tsundere falco holy shit

[grizzled meadow]

That day has already passed...

[stone blade]

you people talk too much about femboy shit and its unbearable at this point

[gusty willow]

The Italians will RISE

[grizzled meadow]

YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO LEAVE

[lusty sonnet]

Falco tsundere arc

[broken topaz]

[steady trellis]

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what to answer to this

[stone blade]

ty

[solar obsidian]

bruh lmfao

[lusty sonnet]

Lmao

[arctic grove]

saved

[grizzled meadow]

Open in another tab

Nooo I mean... it's a joke...

[fading shuttle]

absolutely annihlated italian

[gusty willow]

oops my hand slipped

[grizzled meadow]

Alex: man this shit is annoying
Alex again: post that shit

[stone blade]

your mom so fat i had to open her pic in a 2nd tab

[ruby minnow]

yo gm brainfart

[fading shuttle]

had to hit em with it

[grizzled meadow]

Yo Syno brainfart exiled

[solar obsidian]

gm

[abstract path]

Your mom so fat she didn't fit into one terrabyte of the pc

[stone blade]

ok

[abstract path]

Good

[ruby minnow]

yeah achieved my goal

[fading shuttle]

anyway uh, what remains of the old guard take over the tarkov or dark and darker channel

and claim it as brainfart reborn?

[abstract path]

Falco you wantet to do a change

[stone blade]

do it

[grizzled meadow]

I had the idea of soft banning all that femboy shit for a while

Never had the time

I still don't have the time

[eager quest]

better brainfart exile than be like most of the submissive people in this chat

[abstract path]

What about generally femboys

[fading shuttle]

the dark and darker channel would be easier, people only post there when there are tests

we could easily occupy it

[broken topaz]

you guys sure are sensitive little snowflakes

[stone blade]

GHOSTYYYY

[broken topaz]

[fading shuttle]

they cant stop all of us

[eager quest]

zdravo

[stone blade]

we're not its just incredibly annoying

[grizzled meadow]

@broken topaz

I'm all in for stupid conversations in here, it's the spirit of the channel, but a thing is when we post 10000000 time the same Patrick Bateman video
Another thing is when is full of "oooh you're a boy kisser" and all that shit

[abstract path]

I kinda am tho

[gusty willow]

wanna bet

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[stone blade]

🤝💗

[eager quest]

kako si?

majmun

[lusty sonnet]

falco be like "if message contains ":3": then mute for 1w"

[fading shuttle]

the entire channel is literally cock and femboy talk 24/7

[broken topaz]

:3

[grizzled meadow]

That's the problem, which is basically what I just said pinging Cori

[stone blade]

u2
and im good

[eager quest]

THE PROBLEM? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[abstract path]

That's what #mod-sex-room is for

[grizzled meadow]

It's just too much

[arctic grove]

What is brainfart exile?

[grizzled meadow]

Madirex was the "okay this is enough"

[lusty sonnet]

falco letting his heart out and all

[solar obsidian]

only brainfart channel user

[broken topaz]

Make a rule or cry about it

simple as

[arctic grove]

Lmao

[stone blade]

or just

stop

[lusty sonnet]

therapy session is still going

[grizzled meadow]

You can only see the server but only chat in here

[grizzled meadow]

I can always ban you and you'll cry about it

simple as

[fading shuttle]

DO IT

[steady trellis]

[broken topaz]

I dont care lol

do it

[lusty sonnet]

i volunteer

[stone blade]

[fading shuttle]

DO IT NOW

[gusty willow]

rule is what we say goes

[grizzled meadow]

MISTER ELECTRIC

[broken topaz]

I have everyone i like added as friends

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[abstract path]

Ello :)

[grizzled meadow]

Not me

[stone blade]

"make a rule for it"
have you thought of...not talking about it
crazy concept i know

[arctic grove]

I will agree, shit was weird coming in here and constantly seeing like four separate femboys owo'ing on eachother

[fading shuttle]

DO IT

[lusty sonnet]

how the fuck do you not have a role?