🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

where gamers can talk and communicate?

[native gust]

why is the PM invisible

[uncut obsidian]

The gamma discord server

[native gust]

the pm is invisible

i am real stealthy

[orchid robin]

the gamma discord server located in the discord application that was made for gamers?

[uncut obsidian]

What pm?

There is no pm schizo

[orchid robin]

texture issue

[uncut obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

#🔨base-gamma-support

[native gust]

gah, silly me, i use finger guns like real russian

[rose ferry]

soon babe shhhh

[uncut obsidian]

No

No

I can't

[orchid robin]

why does everyone here keep grooming the mod

[solar obsidian]

real

[orchid robin]

am i the only one here who doesnt want to fuck madi

[slim osprey]

Usually it's the other way around

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[rose ferry]

you get kisses on the cheeks in the meantime

[uncut obsidian]

Don't hide it

[slim osprey]

Don't skip over me

[uncut obsidian]

I don't even get kisses

I can't wait

[slim osprey]

I don't want to fuck him either

[uncut obsidian]

I simply cannot

[orchid robin]

you are a chaotic force of nature whose opinion i can never be sure of

[uncut obsidian]

You're 5

[slim osprey]

We do a little trolling

But you can be sure I won't fuck someone under the age of 18

[uncut obsidian]

Ok

[slim osprey]

Like I said

Prison

[orchid robin]

so that means you are waiting

[uncut obsidian]

Cropol just has ptsd

[rose ferry]

but you get the unique privilege of being coddled and pampered and cuddled and kissed, nobody here getting that

[slim osprey]

No dumbass

[uncut obsidian]

no

[orchid robin]

we already said no

[uncut obsidian]

pixels on my screen aren't real

[slim osprey]

I haven't said I will fuck him

[orchid robin]

18 thats it

[slim osprey]

Still said no

[orchid robin]

YOURE NOT REAL

BEGONE MOD

[rose ferry]

true enough

[uncut obsidian]

Nor have you denied it

[slim osprey]

Boutta send you a pic of my cum filled balls

[uncut obsidian]

Pls

[slim osprey]

No comment

[orchid robin]

sooooo

just regular balls?

[midnight tree]

you really believe my ass isn't real?

[uncut obsidian]

Still not denying

[slim osprey]

[orchid robin]

dw madi

[uncut obsidian]

No

No

[rose ferry]

it's

[orchid robin]

i will deny everything

[native gust]

@dreamy agate https://youtu.be/Gtxpmev0WKU

[uncut obsidian]

Are you straight?

[midnight tree]

damn right

[orchid robin]

No

[uncut obsidian]

Real

[orchid robin]

honestly

[uncut obsidian]

Me

[midnight tree]

me

[orchid robin]

im still shocked kriegs assumed im straight

[uncut obsidian]

See

[orchid robin]

like im so gey in this char

[uncut obsidian]

The pipeline

[orchid robin]

chat

[uncut obsidian]

The pipeline is real

[midnight tree]

macho hypnosis

OOOOoooOOOO you like lifting big weights and eating meat OoooOOooooo

[slim osprey]

[uncut obsidian]

Eating men?

[orchid robin]

24/7 i say gey shit here and then this mf calls me straight giving me the laugh of a lifetime

[uncut obsidian]

Sure thing

[slim osprey]

Bruh he called me a neo-nazi

I wouldn't worry about it if I was you

[uncut obsidian]

One calls you straight, another one calls you trans

Are you even real

[orchid robin]

WHAT AM I?!

[dry bluff]

My dog been farting all day and it STINKS!

I cheaped out and got him cat food

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

you shouldnt, cat food is not good longterm for dogs

[dry bluff]

noted

[digital quartz]

kriegs lived in his own lil world

[dry bluff]

any cheap wet food for dogs?

[orchid robin]

theres a reason you dont see food aimed both at cats and dogs

[digital quartz]

@broken topaz am done

[orchid robin]

i live in greece, idk what you are eating

[dry bluff]

I usually buy him dry food (BRIT) but he's not that eager to eat it usually

[orchid robin]

oh yeah what i was saying was about dry food

dunno about wet food

[uncut obsidian]

Lived?

[uncut obsidian]

[digital quartz]

I thought kriegs got banned?

[broken topaz]

coming babes

[dry bluff]

I see ty for the info only had this dog for a year so far

[orchid robin]

@upper spruce nope hes alive

[uncut obsidian]

[digital quartz]

call me

oh

[slim osprey]

Keep your sexual fantasy out of here

[broken topaz]

we can call too

[uncut obsidian]

What have you done

[digital quartz]

nevermind then still lives there

[uncut obsidian]

Ok, i won't

[orchid robin]

i am bored therefore i shall cause chaos

[digital quartz]

I need help

[broken topaz]

Just come lobby 6

[uncut obsidian]

Ight bet

Coming

[buoyant bone]

yeah the warning is just a saltey reason , get fucked @uncut obsidian

[orchid robin]

this mf is begging for more

[light steeple]

sanest duty propagandism

[orchid robin]

such a bottom move

[buoyant bone]

mentally ill retard

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @buoyant bone

[foggy mantle]

!Fjord! (Moon2)#5340

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1

WARN | Case [#1713]

Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 02/19/2023 01:09pm UTC
Reason: transphobia

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[buoyant bone]

kurs

[slim osprey]

💀

[orchid robin]

no, i dont think i will

[uncut obsidian]

p!mute @buoyant bone 7d transphobia/toxicity

[foggy mantle]

@buoyant bone has been muted for 1 week.

[slim osprey]

You could've just banned him

[light steeple]

p!infractions @light steeple

damn

[orchid robin]

this mf got no infractions

[slim osprey]

[dry bluff]

Dog pic to distract the crowd

[uncut obsidian]

P!ban 763098114802188309 get a fucking life and delete your 4chan account please

[foggy mantle]

@buoyant bone has been banned.

[orchid robin]

how many calories

[slim osprey]

XD

[orchid robin]

jk jk

[light steeple]

10k ez

[orchid robin]

i would never eat a dog

[orchid robin]

that i loved and didnt try to attack me

[light steeple]

"proceeds to violently munch and gurgle on purified dog meat and putinka"

[lusty sonnet]

!Fjord! (Moon2)#5340 damn

[orchid robin]

huh?

[lusty sonnet]

moon2

actual instaban with that name

[light steeple]

p!smolpp @light steeple

IT WORKS

[orchid robin]

what does it mean?

[light steeple]

INSTA TRANSITION SURGERY

[orchid robin]

babe wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped

[dry bluff]

352>reinstall GAMMA>353

[light steeple]

holy hell

en passant the pp

[dry bluff]

we're making progress boys! only 6 more reinstalls!

[orchid robin]

jesus

[orchid robin]

for me i just downloaded it once

and it worked

[slim osprey]

Same

[orchid robin]

no issues at all

[uncut obsidian]

or maybe just wait until moddb will unblock you

[orchid robin]

didnt even holler at the helpers, literally followed the instructions

[dry bluff]

but why wait when I can force reinstalls and shitpost in #🎪bruh-fart ?

[slim osprey]

No

You got things wrong

[orchid robin]

the moment you install gamma

[slim osprey]

To shitpost here you gotta delete gamma

[orchid robin]

you have no access to brainfart

[light steeple]

same

[uncut obsidian]

I have gamma installed but haven't played it in 3+ months

[dry bluff]

I'm only dling it cause I really want a single player shooter rpg to play

[weak jackal]

if they added more women to gamma maybe i'd play it

[potent oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-popcorn-eating-gif-11637371

[dry bluff]

with good gunplay*

[orchid robin]

i added the mods from gamma that i liked to expedition and abandoned gamma all together

[uncut obsidian]

And then we have a mod that adds expedition graphics to gamma

[weak jackal]

I asked in the newcomers chat if there was a mod to make the main player a girl and some dude was like "Hah you're being really sus and lewd. Go play your porn game somewhere else" and I just was like "you're projecting real hard, stop being a weirdo"

[orchid robin]

i dont give a fuck

[orchid robin]

"okay fellow gamers, so wome-" "OMG YOU TALKIN ABOUT PORN MODS? SEXY HIP MOD? BREEDABLE WOMEN IN THE ZONE? AWWWOOOOOGGGAAA?"

[dry bluff]

we all know women can't handle radiation

come on

[orchid robin]

fuck sexy hip mod

GIVE ME SEXY FANATIC MOD

[dry bluff]

Sexy SNORK MOD!

[orchid robin]

GIVE ME SEXY MONOLITH MOD

[slim osprey]

Keep sex out of the Zone

[orchid robin]

OBJECTIFY THE ACTUALLY IMPORTANT CHARACTERS

[weak jackal]

i was like "hey can i play as a woman with a mod" and he immediately jumped to "SEX?! BOOBS?! WOAAAAAH"

i was just thinking that we both view women very differently

[heady crow]

When someone wants to play a character thats the same gender as them

[dry bluff]

Introduce fascism to the zone

[orchid robin]

NO, I WILL ONLY PLAY AS GENDERLESS LIZARD

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

That's just monolith

[weak jackal]

genderless lizard = gizzard

[dry bluff]

I never read lore in stalker, always skip dialogue 🙂

[orchid robin]

me in skyrim when someone challenges me to a fistfight and im playing as a khajit: "YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

[weak jackal]

use the bracers of the pugalist as well

smack people with super fast jabs that do more dmg than orcish weapons

[orchid robin]

fistfights in skyrim on legendary mode are so stupid

i love them

[weak jackal]

30 minutes of wailing on some dude

[dry bluff]

man in all honesty Skyrim under-delivered as an RPG

[orchid robin]

you just circle the guy around for 20 mins trying to take this armored vehicle down

[orchid robin]

it was about the exploration and lore

[weak jackal]

i can't believe skyrim is 19 years old already wow

[dry bluff]

yeah that was pretty well made

[weak jackal]

time flies

[dry bluff]

but the RPG elements sucked ass+the bugs

same with FO4

especially FO4

[orchid robin]

if you think those rpg elements sucked ass, you have not seen the "bonuses" some skills in cyberpunk give you

[dry bluff]

that's why I avoided cyberpunk

[orchid robin]

ah yes.....sure do love myself only 10% less recoil

[orchid robin]

i finished it and

[pastel quartz]

u mean the skill tree thingies?

[orchid robin]

godamn its potential

[uncut obsidian]

MAJA!!!!

[orchid robin]

It had such huge potential

[orchid robin]

hi maja

[uncut obsidian]

HIIII!!!

[orchid robin]

and yes

[pastel quartz]

why is everyone hpapy about me

[uncut obsidian]

Everyone?

[orchid robin]

i have no idea, just roll with it

[uncut obsidian]

I'm everyone

[pastel quartz]

yeah you are everyone for me

[uncut obsidian]

[dry bluff]

it makes me really sad when I get a game I've been hyped to play and then just find it to be underwhelming

[orchid robin]

honestly

cyberpunks problem

is that it tries to implement every mechanic but in a sorta mediocre way

[dry bluff]

currently waiting for sons of the forest, it looks very promising but I won't hype myself up for it

[narrow lotus]

yes, there are no Women in the zone now go dieieieieieiieie

[uncut obsidian]

-wants to play a game for 5 years
-finally downloads it
-plays for 3 days and never opens it again

[narrow lotus]

typical reddit response

[pastel quartz]

i only played cyberpunk to get fucked by the bald police man
river, i think

[dry bluff]

I got that from a lot of people

[uncut obsidian]

Huh

[orchid robin]

rivers

i didnt fuck anyone

[narrow lotus]

because u cant get fucked by any other male in that game

[orchid robin]

i didnt buy "sex simulator 2077"

[narrow lotus]

as a female

he is the only male romance option

cdpr why

[uncut obsidian]

Bruh just get sims 3

[narrow lotus]

u promised sex everywhere where is it

[pastel quartz]

technically i can go to a strip club and get fucked by some random dude

[narrow lotus]

!!!! WHERE IS MY HORNY

[dreamy agate]

Boys are icky

[uncut obsidian]

There are tons of nsfw mods for sims 3

Don't ask me why I know

[dry bluff]

I think if Battlestate games tried to make a single-player open world RPG with what they have made in Tarkov it'd be a very good title

[orchid robin]

cyberpunk 2077 detailed feet mod

[uncut obsidian]

HU

[narrow lotus]

yeah idk why u know that either ahem

[uncut obsidian]

Are we slowly corrupting Iedy

[orchid robin]

Iedy is romanian

[uncut obsidian]

Ah

[orchid robin]

he has already been corrupted since birth

[narrow lotus]

when i was making mansions in sims 2 u were in kindergarden madirex

[pastel quartz]

O-

OMGG SO CUTEEEE

[uncut obsidian]

I remember fucking sims 1 on the phones

[orchid robin]

you fucked them?

[uncut obsidian]

No, they fucked me

[narrow lotus]

🎪

[uncut obsidian]

I just remember the pixelated view of that game

Ancient

[narrow lotus]

aye and the anims were frame by frame

now we have the ulcer that is sims 4

W H Y

[oblique spire]

They were going to

[narrow lotus]

To buy the whole sims 4 for DLC as of today its like 868 Euro

[oblique spire]

Tarkov was basically a fundraiser for the game

[dry bluff]

wait what?

[uncut obsidian]

I tired it
||and the nsfw mods for it||

Sims 3 willing always stay on top

[dry bluff]

oh yeah I heard about that

[oblique spire]

Let me find the trailer for it

[dry bluff]

but idk why they stopped

[narrow lotus]

they were at some point, Russia 2028

[dry bluff]

Bro we need to get Ukrainian devs and russian devs together

[narrow lotus]

which was supposed to be tarkov like but single player, however , if u played tarkov enough u know they barely fix 2 bugs in 3 months

[dry bluff]

make some godly AAAAAAA game

[narrow lotus]

let alone build such a project

[uncut obsidian]

I FOUND IT

THIS

THIS THING

HOLYTFUCK I'VE FOUND IT

[narrow lotus]

yeah i remember hahahaha

[uncut obsidian]

THE MEMORIES

[narrow lotus]

I had this game on my SAMSUNG CORBY

[narrow lotus]

!!!!

[orchid robin]

we need to get cats and dogs together, great idea

[dry bluff]

yeah but then again they're out performing supposed AAA studios, like mw2 with their "tarkov killer" or whatever that pile of dogshit was

[dry bluff]

Please make Stalker 3 with Tarkov mechanics

[orchid robin]

mw2 had the most stupid storyline ive ever seen

[gentle scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6m4PKCoFI

[narrow lotus]

mw2 DMZ was just another gamemode tho , it was probably developed in less than 1 year

[pastel quartz]

???

[narrow lotus]

meanwhile tarkov is in beta for 6 years or whatever

[oblique spire]

Thats the name!

[dry bluff]

yeah but then again they had more resources and they promised a realistic feel

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-sus-eyebrow-raise-rock-cowsus-gif-27132954

[narrow lotus]

yeah , they didnt deliver i guess

main reason Tarkov is still popular is that there is no competition yet

there is no identical extract shooter like Tarkov

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/MyqGUXgxMu4

[narrow lotus]

but Tarkov is going downhill with development sadly

[oblique spire]

@dry bluff

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-skyler-white-yo-emilseljeseth-skyler-white-tik-tok-gif-26746235

[narrow lotus]

the invis bug being here for more than a few days is proof of bad management

[dry bluff]

there's some upcomers tho, and the tarkov experience is mainly play 3 weeks after wipe then quit which is very common

[narrow lotus]

there is no way you will allow a bug like that to roam free for more than a few hours / days

[dry bluff]

tyvm

[narrow lotus]

as a developer

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz maja

[oblique spire]

any time

[narrow lotus]

u just call fucking code red and put your devs to fix it asap

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[orchid robin]

i would

[uncut obsidian]

maja i need your advice maja

[pastel quartz]

mwhmm

[orchid robin]

May

[uncut obsidian]

uhb idk if i should ask it here

[orchid robin]

Maja

[pastel quartz]

dms then UwU

[orchid robin]

OMG

THE FUCKIN BEE

[pastel quartz]

pszczulka maja UwU

[orchid robin]

I JUST REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE FUCKIN BEE

[narrow lotus]

cringe

[pastel quartz]

did u just eralise it?

[dry bluff]

if they had some competitors they'd pull up real quick trust me, for example csgo vs valorant or WoW classic vs OSRS

[orchid robin]

i forgot the name of the bee

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats true i guess

[oblique spire]

@dry bluff

[uncut obsidian]

maJA ANSWER IT MAJAA

[narrow lotus]

aye , 5 years ago tho , fuck knows at this point

[orchid robin]

no its not

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov will prob be released in 5 more years at this state

[oblique spire]

Yeah

[orchid robin]

im half polish

eat shit

[oblique spire]

Apparently Tarkov 1.0 is going to be extremely good

[dry bluff]

I hope it works out eventually they got some very nice potential with Tarkov

[oblique spire]

Who the fuck knows when it will be in 1.0 tho

[pastel quartz]

ur just asking for attention

you know the answers, if the question is even truthful, the only poitn of you asking it is just to make me fucking depressed

[steady trellis]

saw this today

https://twitter.com/Arena__Breakout/status/1626385969724248065

ArenaBreakout (@Arena__Breakout)

The Global Closed Beta is now officially LIVE!
Download: https://t.co/enB5UAHwyK

The Test goes live in Australia, Canada, Mexico, New Zealand, the Philippines, the UK and the US today! Players in Brazil, Indonesia, and Japan can look forward to experiencing the CBT on March 9.

Likes

478

▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 17, 2023, 1:00 AM

[dry bluff]

[uncut obsidian]

It's a genuine question

[orchid robin]

i can insult both my country and majas country and be justified

[pastel quartz]

fuck off

[uncut obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

so what did he ask

actually not my bussiness

[orchid robin]

cock or balls

[oblique spire]

Indeed, This is also why I play SPT. Tarkov, but solo.

[orchid robin]

you can have cock without balls

[narrow lotus]

yeah its a mobile, hopefully it gets polishewd, its pretty rough now , but very early game as well

[oblique spire]

AI PMCs, scavs, everything in live tarkov, made to be played solo

[pastel quartz]

i prefer to grind on you

[orchid robin]

anyways imma go eat fish

see you all

[uncut obsidian]

ANSSERRWER

[pastel quartz]

ew fish

[pastel quartz]

can u listen to what i say

[orchid robin]

FISH IS DELICIOUS

[steady trellis]

i havent looked deeper into it - you just reminded me of the announcement

[pastel quartz]

sure

[orchid robin]

youre off the hook

for now

[dry bluff]

I don't blame you there honestly the genuine issue with Tarkov is cheaters and bugs which is extremely frustrating, I'm ok with a hardcore shooter but it needs to be held to a high standard

[hidden path]

heyo

finally cleaning my bike to sell it

[oblique spire]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

nice

[pastel quartz]

hiiiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

😭

[narrow lotus]

how much

[hidden path]

200 bucks

hopefully

How's u guys

[narrow lotus]

interesting, what does it do , cook and wash ur balls as well for 200 bucks

[pastel quartz]

thigh highs are below 15, can u buy me a pair

[hidden path]

Sure

[uncut obsidian]

No

Me

[hidden path]

Ok

[oblique spire]

I did originally find SPT too easy, so I just recently got back into it and added some AIO mods, choosing the "Ultra Violence" difficultly, and boy oh boy the gunfights are intense.

[pastel quartz]

ill send u my address in dms

[hidden path]

I'll be the sugar daddy

[dry bluff]

I'll try SPT it sounds interesting honestly

[oblique spire]

Would highly recommend SPT with an AIO mod

[uncut obsidian]

tldr poland

[narrow lotus]

best survival outfit , the Cake

[oblique spire]

You will have a shit load of fun

[hidden path]

Who wanna buy some feet

desk feet

[oblique spire]

Oh also

[dry bluff]

does it work just like regular Tarkov with the hideout and questlines?

[oblique spire]

They added streets of tarkov to SPT

that is fucking amazing

[pastel quartz]

whats that

[oblique spire]

Exact same, just no other real players

[narrow lotus]

From Berlin to Warsaw in just one (fuel) tank.

[dry bluff]

oh boy!

[narrow lotus]

Das Auto

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739931243956928623/1075930313521385544/One_Night_Stand.mp4

[narrow lotus]

its a scam game , alot of controversy around it nowadays

[oblique spire]

I can DM you some mods which I highly recommend when I'm on my PC tmr if you'd like

[hidden path]

I'm almost done selling all my unecessary stuff in my apartment. Might need to check again and see what's left but for now I'm good

[narrow lotus]

it was the most wanted steam game until recently

[dry bluff]

I'll definitely get it set-up, yeah I'd appreciate that thank you!

[uncut obsidian]

I only have the QOL mods

[oblique spire]

Bet

[oblique spire]

My main one is an AIO mod which I can increase the difficulty

[uncut obsidian]

POOP, the one that shows ammo dmg/pen, the one that shows prices of items, the one that shows items that you'll need for your hideout

[oblique spire]

Havent fought any bosses yet, but I guarantee the moment I fuck with them, I'm going to get slammed

[oblique spire]

POOP variety is the AIO mod I use

Ultra violence

I don't even want to try Nightmare lmao

[midnight tree]

@broken topaz ayo you playin muhfuggin mario 64?

[oblique spire]

I also have the one which shows ammo dmg/pen, dont have the ones which show prices and items for hideout tho

[dry bluff]

is there a mod that balances out health for all scavs/bosses? cause ik in tarkov they got more health than pmc's

[oblique spire]

I'm not sure, probably

Or you could edit the SPT files

change the health to whatever you like

[dry bluff]

Nice

[uncut obsidian]

There's a mod that makes everyone have realistic health iirc

Like in gamma

[oblique spire]

Honestly, Streets of tarkov and Factory are the only maps I've played this time around lel

[uncut obsidian]

So both you and bots die in several hits

[oblique spire]

Ofc will go to customs and shit for quests

One thing I dread though?

Going to Woods.

Can't wait to get slammed by scavs using SKS while I'm on Ultra Violence difficulty

Oh and Shturmann

[uncut obsidian]

мяу

[midnight tree]

mjau

[toxic prism]

мяу

[uncut obsidian]

you're a doge

[oblique spire]

Also what I recommend for starting off @dry bluff If you really want immersion and pain

[toxic prism]

гав

[oblique spire]

Get the "Realistic raids" mod, and the wave spawner mod

Then stay in Streets for hours

Kit yourself up with plenty of ammo, food and water

Pick a nice building to set up in

And just play for hours

[heady crow]

Or play real tarkov and stay on reserve till there are 20mins left. Pretty much wave after wave of scavs

[oblique spire]

The true single player experience

[oblique spire]

Meh

[upper spruce]

Ugh, I didn't?

[oblique spire]

I also think tmr I might kit myself up and go to streets

Fuck around and find out

Got a nice AK, just need decent ammo for it

[upper spruce]

...and g.y people don;t really say "Come watch g.y porn, it's fun!"
Sounds like trolling to me.

[oblique spire]

Got real lucky with an AI PMC tho, bro had 53 rounds of MAI AP

[slim osprey]

You quite literally did

[upper spruce]

You should worry about your own little world bro 😉

[midnight tree]

caught in 480p

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin this is your fault

[slim osprey]

I'm busy gaiming now tho

[uncut obsidian]

And he went offline

Great

[oblique spire]

Also @uncut obsidian, how cool would it be to have a COOP mod for SPT, no other real players, just you and your squad

Now THAT is the game I want

[heady crow]

For dogs or for peak bulking season for you?

[dry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/funeg-cat-standing-epic-gif-gif-25943967

[uncut obsidian]

@rose ferry is lobby 6 safe

[heady crow]

No

[toxic prism]

bro wdym safe

[rose ferry]

cori and tomb are doing mario 64 speedrun things

it's kind of mesmerizing

[heady crow]

Max

[uncut obsidian]

the VCs I join usually turn into shitshows

[heady crow]

Ask tomb and cori about csgo

Pwetty pwease :3

[uncut obsidian]

:3

[uncut obsidian]

🥞

[toxic prism]

@stone blade

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1076868340158578708/332366997_558310026260367_3158088629734977643_n.png

[midnight tree]

gonna crack open a cold one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052415074473627670/1076872378228932698/1676816640694422.png

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[stone blade]

flat

[heady crow]

america

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian, thoughts?

[uncut obsidian]

yeah i have thoughts

[toxic prism]

i think its a think

tere is another spt from spt devs

they split

and one made totally single and other made a coop version

not sure if it works

[oblique spire]

...

[oblique spire]

Fr?

[toxic prism]

not sure

[oblique spire]

hmm

[digital quartz]

we can play CS if you want to

maybe one of these days Cori will join our poor cs 5 stack again

[heady crow]

Ill get on it

Ill eat and clean the kitchen first

And well fuck

My room too

[heady crow]

Ill hit you up eventually

[digital quartz]

lmao this guy does chores before he games

[toxic prism]

man the voice lines are cringe

[midnight tree]

i literally vacuumed my apartment

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/only-this-once-gif-21630722

[midnight tree]

i guess you could call me a busy bee 😏

[edgy abyss]

@uncut obsidian

Sorry, I posted that in the wrong place. We need all the important folk to see it

[amber marsh]

ayo?

[digital quartz]

@edgy abyss my heart just sank into my stomach because I saw you typing and thought I forgot about our session

[amber marsh]

why is that see through

[edgy abyss]

you did

[digital quartz]

no its next week right?

[amber marsh]

you his discord kitten?

[digital quartz]

dnd

[edgy abyss]

Who knows

[digital quartz]

I know

[amber marsh]

ahh fair

[digital quartz]

I think

[oblique spire]

Sugma knows

[digital quartz]

who is sugma?

[amber marsh]

WHO'S SUGMA

[oblique spire]

SUGMA DICK BITCH

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-laugh-meme-hysterical-laughter-lol-gif-24893555

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-straight-face-bored-gif-15520995

@edgy abyss Grim you seem like the person to go to a "save the princess from the dragon" and pull a Donkey from shrek moment

[amber marsh]

HELL YEAH

THE REAL GOALS

that ass got me chugging fire resistance potions ong

[oblique spire]

What are you planning to do to that dragon

[edgy abyss]

Give it a nice home and treat it properly like a good friend would

[digital quartz]

am I tripping or is that mans leg massive?

[edgy abyss]

I guess we know your priorities...

[digital quartz]

come on its 50% of his body

I can't not notice

[oblique spire]

Uh huh, sure

[uncut obsidian]

@edgy abyss your fault

[digital quartz]

new pfp dropped?

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334004500702691329/1076625626087292988/image0.png

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-you-are-now-a-furry-zootopia-gif-8054181

[digital quartz]

the difference between 😦 and :3

[uncut obsidian]

i was a cat before

nothing changed

[pastel quartz]

Sus

[eager quest]

helper more like plaguer

[pastel quartz]

That's a cute Sona tbh

[broken topaz]

real

[edgy abyss]

Unlike you, I can interact with people that I like without lusting for them

[digital quartz]

a slave to his base human instincts

[amber marsh]

sure

[oblique spire]

Cmon why you gotta do me like that

[edgy abyss]

Why is that such a foreign concept to y'all

[amber marsh]

Cuz WE HORNY

[broken topaz]

You guys are down bad

[amber marsh]

Very

[digital quartz]

horrendously

astronomically

[broken topaz]

Down cataclysmic

[digital quartz]

down worse

[amber marsh]

Childhood friend Dragon girl mage to assist you on your journey on the magical lands

[digital quartz]

sounds like a fun time

[amber marsh]

and you retire at your 40s to live on your farm with sla- workers on your fields

[oblique spire]

[edgy abyss]

The only relationship between me and I dragon that I wish I had was the one Eragon and Saphira had... I love that book series...

[amber marsh]

explain

[uncut obsidian]

HUH

[digital quartz]

did you see the movie?

[crimson flame]

oh my fucking god

[amber marsh]

you know dam well i don't know how to read

[uncut obsidian]

blame grim

[edgy abyss]

I wish I didn't

[crimson flame]

what has this place become

[amber marsh]

Catboy madi

[uncut obsidian]

i hate the discord pfp limit

i have to wait 10m

[digital quartz]

the fat orange Urgals they really did Eragon dirty

[broken topaz]

just keep it

dont change it now

[uncut obsidian]

what about

this

[broken topaz]

unless you want to change it to a furry

then its okay

[uncut obsidian]

nah madix doesn't look as good

[edgy abyss]

What?

[uncut obsidian]

it's ma dicks but it's not madirex

[amber marsh]

what?

[broken topaz]

muh dicks

[digital quartz]

mah dicks

change your name to what Cori said

and change Falcos name to Femboy Daddy while you are at it

[uncut obsidian]

it doesn't look as good

[amber marsh]

Hey madi

[uncut obsidian]

we cant change each others names

[amber marsh]

can I see the full pic of ur pfp

I feel like there's porn of it

[digital quartz]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

well it's in your interest to find it

i never saw any porn

[edgy abyss]

p!avatar @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ЯМыФургал#1011

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[amber marsh]

oh 100% porn fo it

1000000%

[queen finch]

have you seen this little character ?

[hearty roost]

Okay a week ago I saw a gif in this channel from the 2007 Zodiac movie. In said gif, Robert Downey Jr is saying "No, thank you for asking"

Anyone present got it?

[digital quartz]

reverse image search

[uncut obsidian]

i wanted to try diff ones

[edgy abyss]

there is now

[uncut obsidian]

ok wtf

[edgy abyss]

oh come on!

[orchid robin]

love you too

[uncut obsidian]

ok which is better

[edgy abyss]

it's ART!

[uncut obsidian]

<3

[amber marsh]

literally the same boyo madi

[uncut obsidian]

p!avatar @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ЯМыФургал#1011

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[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wanna-see-me-do-it-again-gif-14496504

[digital quartz]

white hair

[uncut obsidian]

t's not the same pic

[grim radish]

When Kojima posts Norman again

[amber marsh]

same artist, same catboy

[orchid robin]

hm? internet issue?

nvm

then why didnt the message send

gimme a sec

@edgy abyss just checking if the connection isnt stopping me from seeing certain messages, say something

[uncut obsidian]

something

[edgy abyss]

[orchid robin]

madi was useful

grim was

the usual

anyways

[orchid robin]

it was a joke response to someone who said "You know what people should do more, watch gey porn"

[edgy abyss]

[orchid robin]

god madi must hate me by now

[uncut obsidian]

what about

[orchid robin]

wdym what about

[bitter sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-gif-22139058

[uncut obsidian]

pfp

[orchid robin]

dunno why you are asking me

but

[orchid robin]

uhhhhhhhh

looks good

[rose ferry]

it's a lovely pfp madi, it suits you perfectly

[uncut obsidian]

fuck idk what to choose

[slim osprey]

I go play a game

Come back to chat

[uncut obsidian]

there's too many

[orchid robin]

choose what your heart desires

[slim osprey]

And now Madi has a bottom ass pfp

[uncut obsidian]

it's not a bottom ass

[slim osprey]

It is

[uncut obsidian]

where do you see an ass

[slim osprey]

Nowhere

[uncut obsidian]

see

[slim osprey]

But it's bottom

[orchid robin]

as if the grumpy cat is not one of the most bottom pfps out there

[uncut obsidian]

not ass

[slim osprey]

What the fuck do you mean

[orchid robin]

i refuse to elaborate

now i leave

[slim osprey]

How do you associate that little cat with being a bottom

[rose ferry]

catboy

[slim osprey]

Mf dropped his tail and ran

[rose ferry]

ACAB = All Catboys Are Bottoms

right?

[slim osprey]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

Right

[rose ferry]

yea

so

[slim osprey]

Are you a catboy?

[rose ferry]

I can be

if you want

[orchid robin]

maxim made the connection for me

[edgy abyss]

You haven't answered @uncut obsidian

[bitter sonnet]

interesting discussion lmao

[slim osprey]

Ah you'd do that for me?

[digital quartz]

you get used to it

[rose ferry]

of course

[uncut obsidian]

HUH

[slim osprey]

God damn Max

[orchid robin]

this chat is literally a femboy dating site

[edgy abyss]

[slim osprey]

Next time we in vc I'll make you say meow

[uncut obsidian]

Bet

[orchid robin]

doesnt max have a boyfriend?

[rose ferry]

only femboy you're allowed to date is me

[slim osprey]

Yeah he does

[rose ferry]

yea

[orchid robin]

okayyyy

[rose ferry]

you'll have to fight him in a very gey duel in order to win me

[bitter sonnet]

do need gamer socks to properly play stalker so that makes sense

[slim osprey]

Bet

I'll fight him

Can I win both of you tho?

[rose ferry]

yea

[digital quartz]

I see you fit right in

[orchid robin]

grenade launchers that shoot out dildos?

[rose ferry]

that's only if you unlock the secret boss (me)

[slim osprey]

Even better

[uncut obsidian]

there

[orchid robin]

where?

[rose ferry]

no it's just like a normal duel with a pair of sabres, and you're wearing those really sleek 1600's outfits nobles used to wear

[slim osprey]

I'll fight both of you at the same time if I have to

[uncut obsidian]

right here officer

[digital quartz]

no flintlock duel?

[rose ferry]

nah that's what lesbians do

[orchid robin]

right where

[uncut obsidian]

i have so many pics saved now

[digital quartz]

oh right my bad

[uncut obsidian]

someone's gonna question me about them one day

[orchid robin]

waiiittttt, i thought it was lesbians that were into swords

[rose ferry]

no it's geys who are into swords, think about it, they're long and you wack each other with'em, just like our OTHER pair of swords

[hidden path]

down bad ( first circle of hell )

[rose ferry]

pistols because chicks don't have arm strength to do anything beyond idk cleaning

[orchid robin]

thank god my mother cant check the pics i have saved in my files folder on my phone

[rose ferry]

am questioning you about them right now

what pictures young man?

[uncut obsidian]

the pfps

i still can't decide

[orchid robin]

OOOHHHHHHH

[rose ferry]

oooh

[uncut obsidian]

ffs im so undecisive

[orchid robin]

your situation is not as bad as mine

[uncut obsidian]

AY YO

[rose ferry]

dm them all to me and let's make a choice

[uncut obsidian]

im still finding more good ones

so i'd have to send 50 of them

[rose ferry]

oh

[orchid robin]

lets just say i have certain pictures that my mother would question the gender of the person in them

[uncut obsidian]

or just leave this one

[rose ferry]

damn bro

tbh I really like your current one

[bitter sonnet]

damn

[toxic prism]

p!avatar 341522460203810818

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ЯМыФургал#1011

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[rose ferry]

it's centred and it looks good

[toxic prism]

this shit

[toxic prism]

this shit

[uncut obsidian]

imagine if we were able to change pfps of users

imaaaaaaaaaaagine

[split canyon]

Awtyom Intewchange

[orchid robin]

fuck centered pfps, all my homies have pfps that are either terribly cropped or partially out of frame

[rose ferry]

just make mine the brotherhood of nod logo I'd be down

[digital quartz]

I hate that rat tail looking hair lock, it reminds me of Anakin in Star Wars

[toxic prism]

every day in brainfart he changes

[rose ferry]

silence homie

[uncut obsidian]

imagine what's gonna happen in 6 months

[orchid robin]

you say as if youre not going to

[uncut obsidian]

by the time i'll be going to a uni

[bitter sonnet]

average brainfart user

[uncut obsidian]

you're in it

the pipeline

[orchid robin]

how tf did his ass grow like that

[uncut obsidian]

is real

[rose ferry]

squats

[digital quartz]

squats

[toxic prism]

angles

[uncut obsidian]

fuck

[rose ferry]

that's what I did

[bitter sonnet]

my pipline is in furry cat women

[uncut obsidian]

i've been exposed

😭

[digital quartz]

respectable

[toxic prism]

P!avatar 324597623925506048

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Rifto#7838

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[orchid robin]

good to know if i have to resort to IT as a career path

[uncut obsidian]

i do random 20 squats when I feel like it

[toxic prism]

IS THAT A FUCKING MGS FOX EMBLEM

YOU

[bitter sonnet]

yea

love mgs

[orchid robin]

50 here

[toxic prism]

yeah okay

[rose ferry]

RAD

you're ok in my book

[digital quartz]

FOXHOUND ?

[oblique spire]

You fucks need to do push ups

[uncut obsidian]

how often

[bitter sonnet]

msf

[oblique spire]

Instead of making your ass bigger

Make your muscles bigger

[rose ferry]

no

[digital quartz]

you realize your ass is a giant muscle?

[uncut obsidian]

make your ass muscles bigger

[oblique spire]

No

[rose ferry]

my ass and legs is how I get the homies to chase after me

[toxic prism]

how many

[orchid robin]

well i have stopped a bit for the last 2 exams so i can focus on studying but normally? id argue 3 times a week?

[uncut obsidian]

i want to shave my legs so badly

[orchid robin]

but thats just part of the workout

[oblique spire]

20 every few hours

[orchid robin]

theres also lunges

heel raises

[toxic prism]

ok

[orchid robin]

etc etc

[uncut obsidian]

no, i mean like
in a day
if i feel like im bored i do 20 squats
if i just feel like i haven't done squats in an hour or two, i do 20 squats

[rose ferry]

just wait until you move darling, arms and legs won't be a problem once you get your privacy

[orchid robin]

now do it with extra weight

[uncut obsidian]

once

[digital quartz]

Madi is going to end up with a gigantic ass

[uncut obsidian]

6 months is too much

[orchid robin]

depends honestly

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1074339839241109585/Screenshot_47.png

[orchid robin]

the ass is like any other muscle

[rose ferry]

could try it now but you've gotta do it so nobody notices

[orchid robin]

the variation of said exercise can either induce hypertrophy

aka it getting bigger an bigger

[uncut obsidian]

i don't want to make it massive

just a liiiittle bit bigger

[bitter sonnet]

animan detected

[orchid robin]

or it can induce endurance, as in it just becomes strong enough to handle weight for longer but not that bigger

[orchid robin]

for example

[uncut obsidian]

my thighs are massive

for my standard

[orchid robin]

weights mainly induce hypertrophy

aka muscle growth over time

unless you are doing power lifting in which case you dont do like half or a bit more of your bodyweight in weights

but usually your max

to build up strength

now calisthenics works with a persons bodyweight

[bitter sonnet]

least toned duty enjoyer?

[orchid robin]

so it usually increases strength to handle the persons bodyweight and after that increases muscle endurance

now you can do calisthenics with extra weight to increase that strength gain after some time

or do harder variations that put more strain on a muscle

for example regular sit ups are easy

but inverted sit ups are much harder

building up more strength without any extra weight needed

cuz you are doing a harder variation of said exercise

now what you wanna do?

it depends on aesthetics or career choice

wanna look big and bulky? weights

[oblique spire]

I should start using weights

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990131116910465024/1076888174149771344/Screenshot_2023-01-19_at_12.07.06_AM-1.png

[uncut obsidian]

i bike like 22.6km daily in the summer

[orchid robin]

thats cardio

[uncut obsidian]

legs aren't that much of a problem for me

[orchid robin]

cardio goes well with calisthenics, bodybuilders usually avoid cardio cuz it sorta decreases muscle growth

[narrow lotus]

NUMA NUMA IEI

[hidden path]

Today I will feel alienated

[orchid robin]

and then theres gorf, gorf doesnt exercise because he is himself and decided he doesnt want to

we respect gorfs decision

[uncut obsidian]

Iedy

are you high

[orchid robin]

who took the picture

[hidden path]

I wanna be swole, just tired latelt

[orchid robin]

lemme rephrase

and then there is gorf, gorf is tired and decided to take a break

we respect gorfs decision

[bitter sonnet]

obviously the poster, how else would they caught such a cute moment

[hidden path]

I'm gonna piss in yo mouth

[uncut obsidian]

god

[orchid robin]

eat shit, i will keep treating you respectably

[hidden path]

No

I'm gonna eat pasta and pass out

[orchid robin]

Okay, you go do that since it is your life and your decision

[oblique spire]

Munroecjcnccm lcoforoowwwlmznbcuiruehshckvoryanzmcnvbgets

[uncut obsidian]

so true

[hidden path]

Meds really tiring me out

it's their downside

[orchid robin]

his name is meds? can we meet him?

[hidden path]

[orchid robin]

"sorry guys im late, i was doing stuff"

https://tenor.com/view/kid-named-finger-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-26067077

[wary flume]

German moment

[hidden path]

Ur stuff

[crimson flame]

i just did a leg workout and it strains my heart more than my legs

[orchid robin]

i was doing myself?

[hidden path]

No

I'm doing you

[orchid robin]

mate im not a fuckin specialist, why are you talking to me about this

[crimson flame]

[uncut obsidian]

missed

[hidden path]

Missed you

[orchid robin]

first it was straight

after that trans

[hidden path]

bottom

[orchid robin]

and now these mfs are calling me a bottom

[uncut obsidian]

no, he just has terrible aim

[digital quartz]

I hate cannon rushing random players

[eager quest]

bottom

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian see?

[uncut obsidian]

pit

[oblique spire]

Madirex I'm sad again

The late night depression is kicking in

Help

[uncut obsidian]

wa happnd?

[oblique spire]

[orchid robin]

survive till morning

then repeat

[oblique spire]

Depression

[uncut obsidian]

if only I could know the reasons

[oblique spire]

Friends committing not living

Many other things

[uncut obsidian]

what

thefcuk'

[orchid robin]

..........................

[uncut obsidian]

i stopped like 2 people from dooing it but

[uncut obsidian]

fuck

[slim osprey]

Oh shit, not a good time to post memes I take it?

[uncut obsidian]

i need additional support here

[orchid robin]

nope

not at all

[slim osprey]

Apologies, I'll leave

[orchid robin]

kinda the worst timing imaginable

[orchid robin]

same same

[uncut obsidian]

i don't know what to even say to a person in this case

[orchid robin]

have fun madi

[wary flume]

What’s going on

[uncut obsidian]

scroll up a lil

[wary flume]

@oblique spire you there buddy

[oblique spire]

Mhm

Life hurts

[uncut obsidian]

i don't know what to say because i never experienced that

[wary flume]

We ain’t psychologists but we can try help

[uncut obsidian]

i experienced people trying to do it

[wary flume]

Yeah life likes to kick you where it hurts

[uncut obsidian]

but actually doing it - never

[wary flume]

I tried when I was 12 and 13 once more last year when I was 15

It dosent help

It makes you feel worse

[orchid robin]

i know someone who can help

@placid sail we need psychological help

[wary flume]

I’m not qualified so idk what else to say but life sucks dick

[uncut obsidian]

god i haven't seen this guy here in a while

[oblique spire]

Life does suck dick

[orchid robin]

best psychologist in town..........doesnt say much but our best shot at the moment

[wary flume]

All I can say is what saved me was the gym

Therapists might help

But once I lost weight and went out more I was happier

[uncut obsidian]

i also never experienced any issues because i basically never had friends besides my schoolmates