#🎪bruh-fart

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wary flume
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There is so much porn of this chick

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She’s 12

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Why

weak jackal
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she's baby tho

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in the show she makes herself smaller or taller depending on the situation

uncut obsidian
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uncut obsidian
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"B-but, she's 112 canonically!!"

weak jackal
midnight tree
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weak jackal
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yeah she's a kid who got turned into a demon

slim osprey
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Think she was 12 when the story started, then there was a 2 year training time skip

weak jackal
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she's baby

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weak jackal
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weak jackal
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Dumbass princess who makes some REALLY dumb decisions.

slim osprey
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Okay

weak jackal
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she's a girlboss who's always right

slim osprey
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I still have no idea who they are

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I like her, but DAMN.

weak jackal
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objectively

midnight tree
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what kind of geyass franchise are yall talking about now

plucky void
weak jackal
weak jackal
midnight tree
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more like fire embLAME

weak jackal
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midnight tree
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it's just more homoerotic anime shit

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weak jackal
midnight tree
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why can't the geys be left alone instead of being subjected to anime

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you're all so cruel

slim osprey
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This is so real

weak jackal
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midnight tree
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the geys don't deserve this treatment

weak jackal
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she's REAL

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midnight tree
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smh my head

devout hull
slim osprey
midnight tree
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try me

slim osprey
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Bet

weak jackal
midnight tree
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bet

weak jackal
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violence

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weak jackal
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trans hilda trans hilda

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slim osprey
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Good bye brainfart

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weak jackal
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I will eat tacos and beer

sullen ermine
weak jackal
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weak jackal
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lore accurate

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goofy ah murderer

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weak jackal
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god please

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weak jackal
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anyway i'ma post some neat art and then sleep bye

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runic kernel
weak jackal
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grim radish
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Cursed

weak jackal
weak jackal
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weak jackal
midnight tree
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# weak jackal

I forgot I had pics of Harry du Bois and Manuela getting it on.

weak jackal
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oh yeah look at this totally normal edelgard edit i made

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weak jackal
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alcoholic disasters

midnight tree
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smh why do people simp for anime like this

weak jackal
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it's a game

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dingus

midnight tree
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go simp over REAL crackheads instead

weak jackal
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it's chess with sex

midnight tree
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you fuckin nerd

devout hull
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He's Disco.

midnight tree
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go gaze at the homeless people in your area and fantasize about them instead

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
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I love the new image stacking feature

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No more chat flooding

weak jackal
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yeah it means i can do this

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uncut obsidian
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no

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midnight tree
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uncut obsidian
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Jokes on you, I won't

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maiden wind
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Gae, as always

devout hull
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Here, have some Elona:

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weak jackal
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it is because now i'm gonna snooze

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have fun femboys

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uncut obsidian
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amirite @orchid robin

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hoary elk
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el oeste ha caido

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grim radish
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DOES HE KNOW?????

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hoary elk
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wary flume
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wary flume
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He built dffy

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Hèzoze

heavy peak
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wary flume
heavy peak
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@solar obsidian @lusty sonnet @steady trellis
So i finished the story campaign of DL2... I pretty much managed to get the 2nd worst ending kekl

sick flume
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That’s okay

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heavy peak
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Ye

wary flume
heavy peak
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Needs another year of polishing

wary flume
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Ah

heavy peak
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But i've been enjoying it (by that i mean playing for 4-6 hours straight for the past few days)

grim radish
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UwU

oblique spire
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Madirex

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I open this chat

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And that is the first fucking thing I see

runic kernel
gentle saffron
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sex has been fact checked, proven false as expected

grim radish
gusty willow
uncut obsidian
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real ??

gusty willow
grizzled meadow
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Meanwhile I'm here enjoying RE8

heavy peak
gusty willow
heavy peak
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I fucking refunded on day 1 after playing for an hour

gusty willow
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Why?

heavy peak
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Because launch version was a mess

final cedar
gusty willow
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That's every game lately

heavy peak
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Year later, it's still a mess... But at least it's more playable now

grizzled meadow
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RE8 for 13 euro hit in the right spot, perfect price KekSkew
No DLC or anything (for now, probably in the future)

heavy peak
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Might consider buying it now, after playing the "free" version

gusty willow
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Ff7 or re8?@heavy peak

grizzled meadow
# gusty willow That's every game lately

That's why I could buy Like A Dragon: Ishin which will came out in two days + I could go for the Deluxe thing and play literally today, but even if I love RGG, I don't buy stuff at launch

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I already got myself burned with CP2077, never again

final cedar
gusty willow
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I wait for steam sales

toxic prism
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But i never heard of it before

runic kernel
gusty willow
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Got ff7 for like 15 or 20 bucks

toxic prism
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Wait so its just kenzan remaster?

final cedar
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80 eur

toxic prism
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Surely

grizzled meadow
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It's Ishin! remaster/remake/something

final cedar
grizzled meadow
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Kenzan! is still without a remaster/remake/something

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We all hope that in the future Kenzan will get the same treatment

toxic prism
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Isnt kenzan still japan only

gusty willow
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@uncut obsidian

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grizzled meadow
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Both games aren't connected, they're like centuries apart from each other, so Ishin or Kenzan, who cares
It's just good to have one of them available

And yes Kenzan is still Japan only and, I think, PS3 only, maybe PS4 as well
Same goes for Ishin but Ishin is for "us" as well now

final cedar
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toxic prism
gusty willow
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grizzled meadow
toxic prism
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final cedar
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finnish computer sciencussy

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but im russian 🥺

toxic prism
marble cove
final cedar
final cedar
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GROND

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GROND

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wtf that's cool

final cedar
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water hologram, sick

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I'd crash tbh

marble cove
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waste of water imo

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gusty willow
heavy peak
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The one i was talking about

gusty willow
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Idr

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DL2

gusty willow
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Ah OK

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gentle saffron
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SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

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if there's a drain in the bottom that pulls the water up

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and it creates a loop

runic kernel
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and fucking died giggles

runic kernel
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grim sluice
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Free Car wash bigbrain

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this is it

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my youtube recommendations are beginning to change themselves

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final cedar
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jfc this show is so gae

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hoary elk
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DHT gang

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gusty willow
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@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/tF3EGJw4qag
These guys finger the accordion real good

YouTube
Morander Brothers
Through the Fire and Flames (Accordion cover) - Morander Brothers

https://www.instagram.com/moranderbrothers/
https://www.tiktok.com/@moranderbrothers

Original music by DragonForce.

Performed by Morander Brothers:
Viljami Morander
Herman Morander

Arranged by Morander Brothers

Music video: Lauri Viljavuori
Mix/master: Alex Mäkinen

Contact us:
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uncut obsidian
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I just steal the memes too much work fixing a video outta sync

runic kernel
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@final cedar SUSSY

ruby minnow
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atomic heart just got leaked AINTNOWAY

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ruby minnow
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runic kernel
final cedar
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final cedar
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better wait till some reputable packer uploads hmm

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when there was a sale and it costed less than a dollar

hoary elk
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p2p is a way of life

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ruby minnow
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split canyonBOT
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Synyo

uncut obsidian
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change it

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also you're not a femboy

ruby minnow
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Synyo sounds weird

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Sywno is better

uncut obsidian
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you have no legal grounds to have a owofied name

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
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🥺

ruby minnow
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there is a motorcycle sound coming from my house wait a minute

uncut obsidian
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like from inside the house?

ruby minnow
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alright it was just too loud and windows were open

ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
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bruh bugged NPC spawn

ruby minnow
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god please fix

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p!avatar 398829152066863165

quartz saffron
ruby minnow
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you know what fuck it

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we ball

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catboy ghost way better

uncut obsidian
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mfw

eager igloo
pastel quartz
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hello fellow posters

hoary elk
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el diablo

pastel quartz
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you know this channel suck

hoary elk
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yeah

pastel quartz
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I'm launching an ICBM towards your location

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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you don't like femboy then you have no place here men i tell you

hoary elk
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you can be racist like me

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p!icbm @pastel quartz

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Launch initiated. Process begins.

ruby minnow
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this falco guy italian he do the best

hoary elk
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he cooka da pasta rather well.

pastel quartz
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tactical cruise missile inbound

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damn thats crazy

ruby minnow
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i wish somebody could launch a dick in my ass bro

pastel quartz
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tom cruise?

pastel quartz
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pastel quartz
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bro im 18cm ungemmed we can arrange that

ruby minnow
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i really hope @pastel quartz and @pastel quartz won't stay here for long

pastel quartz
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hol up

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i don't want them to see the horrors

pastel quartz
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is this admim like the top femboy of this dump

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the brainfart femboy hours

ruby minnow
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to being a femboy of course

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pastel quartz
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its always the cat pfps

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pastel quartz
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MYAAAAA

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HAIII

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!!

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pastel quartz
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haii

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
ruby minnow
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Because she will prove it if you're fr fr

pastel quartz
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i will

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ik he bitch nikka he aint shit

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what is that 4th word

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niquaragian

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🇳🇮

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ok this mf a man of his words he proved it

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and i regret it

ruby minnow
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holy shit he sent you the dick pic?

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dms right now

pastel quartz
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i mean its average at best

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ruby minnow
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i want to see it bro

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pastel quartz
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im pretty good at being a girl idk

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pastel quartz
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im not even on hormones (idk if i will be)

uncut obsidian
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How is 20cm avg

pastel quartz
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hes jealoous :3

uncut obsidian
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Imagine your girl having a bigger pp than you

runic kernel
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as long as she doesnt bench more than me

unkempt venture
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i really should start typing in other channels so i can get a rank

uncut obsidian
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Fems don't bench

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but god there's too many other channels

pastel quartz
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BGKUJLSDFBGIUS:DFGBHSALUIF

uncut obsidian
unkempt venture
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what do the letters mean myason

pastel quartz
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?

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wdym

unkempt venture
pastel quartz
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mya's my name

ruby minnow
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what has humanity come to bro

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people really calling my guy anal a simp

unkempt venture
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since when is kindness being a simp

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smh the red cross are just a bunch of simps

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there is milk in the fridge that has a brown packaging

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and its not even chocolate milk bro

pastel quartz
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WHAT

ruby minnow
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i am dissapointed in every way possible

pastel quartz
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what kind of sicko

hoary elk
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is it light?

ruby minnow
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💀

uncut obsidian
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Wtf

ruby minnow
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i ain't complaining i am just dissapointed

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regular milk is good too

uncut obsidian
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Nono, complain

hoary elk
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whole milk hell yeah

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i have no idea why lactose free tastes sweeter though, my caveman brain can't deal with that

uncut obsidian
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I love milk

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I drink milk in the summer when it's hot

ruby minnow
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i drink your milk the whole day

uncut obsidian
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I am the one drinking

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Beeg kot

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squeez em

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alo @pastel quartz

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Good morning people

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I slept very soundly

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I was a snoozer man

pastel quartz
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Hai ivan

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If that guy who asked me for proof complains to the mods lol

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"I asked for proof then got it pls ban"

stone blade
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what idk what's going on

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I'm just drinkin coffee

pastel quartz
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Nothin rn

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What kind

stone blade
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uhm

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the disolvable one idk

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idk how to call it

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I take a spoonful
Put coffee in warm water

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put sugar and some milk

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bam coffee ez

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stone blade
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hi madi

pastel quartz
# stone blade what idk what's going on

Earlier someone was talking Abt their dick then I went "I'm bigger" cause A I am and B it's funny and they were like "proof" and I did and then they vanished I dunno

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stone blade
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madi I am clueless and I prefer to be that way

pastel quartz
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I hope they don't get banned cuz they had like normal non brainfart messages n stuff it seems like they like gamma

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You're aware now

stone blade
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the less I am aware of this chat the better

stone blade
uncut obsidian
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Yet you keep coming back

stone blade
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well gotta pay a visit to the special homies

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can't stay in tarkov forever

pastel quartz
stone blade
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all that matters

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is to kiss the homie goodnight

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the rest is optional

pastel quartz
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Chu-

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Gn ivan

stone blade
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sleep hard

uncut obsidian
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Gn

stone blade
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typical american stuck in the past

pastel quartz
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Shutup!!!!

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Murica

stone blade
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fat

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actually mya is not fat

pastel quartz
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I'm incredibly skinny

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I'm 130lbs

stone blade
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literally slender...they

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ez

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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What's that supposed to mean ledy

narrow lotus
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58kg

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it's actually ok

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how tall

pastel quartz
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p!translate English 58kg

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58kg

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58kg

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
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p!translate normal 5'11

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That language is not supported.

solar obsidian
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what a shame

pastel quartz
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180cms or smth

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Something around that

solar obsidian
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wayyy underweight

narrow lotus
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oh shit u 1.80 ?

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im 1.75 damn

pastel quartz
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Maybe I'm not good at conversion

narrow lotus
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yeah for 1.80 thats a bit skinny but i have seen worse

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Crystal is fucking 45kg ffs

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literally dying of hunger as we speak

pastel quartz
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I have a soft tummy

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pastel quartz
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You can't see my ribs that much

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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I might be 1.75, I dunno

uncut obsidian
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im like 1.7-1.8

pastel quartz
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Im an American

uncut obsidian
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last time I measured my height was more than half a year ago

pastel quartz
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But ik madi is as tall as me iirc

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Or was

narrow lotus
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yeah but how old are u

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madi is 17.3

pastel quartz
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I'm 18

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Like as of a few months ago

eager igloo
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17.3?

narrow lotus
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yes he clearly made sure we remember he is 17 years and 3 months old

eager igloo
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You lagged my brain a bit with this notation

uncut obsidian
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it's .10 max but there are 12 months in one year

narrow lotus
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what the fuck are u talking about

uncut obsidian
arctic kraken
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He has brain rot

uncut obsidian
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like 1.9

arctic kraken
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It's okay

pastel quartz
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Madi has super brain rot

uncut obsidian
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im brain hot

arctic kraken
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Pretty sure we all have brain rot

fading shuttle
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my brain is the smoothest there is

uncut obsidian
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y'all still can't understand me

pastel quartz
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I got worms in my brain

arctic kraken
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Graduating from high school 6 months ago is proof that I have brain rot

weak jackal
pastel quartz
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I'm not made of worms sam

arctic kraken
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You're made of worms.

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Worm rot.

fading shuttle
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you are worms

uncut obsidian
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worms

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worms

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we are the worms

arctic kraken
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Brain rot, work rot.

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Wormy rot.

weak jackal
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I'm made of flies

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they're like worms but cooler

pastel quartz
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Wormsvare cooler sorry

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I have 5 times as many hearts as you

arctic kraken
weak jackal
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I got better

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:)

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Still finding bullet holes in the castle

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and landmines

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those ones hurty

arctic kraken
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I'll use the fly swatter.

fading shuttle
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atleast this isnt erp

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its just rp

arctic kraken
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Deez

crimson flame
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wormface gives the most eerie vibes ever

uncut obsidian
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haiii volt!

fading shuttle
arctic kraken
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Brain rot.

fading shuttle
arctic kraken
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Smh.

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Bruh should've used a hell cat

uncut obsidian
arctic kraken
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Yeah man

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Why not

zinc compass
crimson flame
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finally i can become my left nut

weak jackal
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finally i can become your mom

stone blade
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what

runic kernel
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hi ivan

lusty sonnet
stone blade
eager igloo
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If your left nut looks like this

toxic prism
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i have awoken

uncut obsidian
eager igloo
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Why so late

toxic prism
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damn the atomics hearts is "free" on a "completely legal website"

toxic prism
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but i got some english

uncut obsidian
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some english what

ruby minnow
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its fucking in the middle of winter

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why is it so hot

toxic prism
arctic kraken
toxic prism
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it should have been in monday but we couldnt get it

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so they moved it to whatever day is rgiht now

ruby minnow
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damn you have lessons on sunday?

fading shuttle
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someone leaked atomic heart dev build

toxic prism
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should have been on monday

fading shuttle
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absolutely based

dreamy agate
ruby minnow
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robot sex for free from a totally legal website aPES_PogSpin

fading shuttle
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and the dev build doesnt even have the drm, the totally legal privateers will have an easy time with this one

eager igloo
ruby minnow
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ROBOT SEXX LETSFUCKINGGOOO

eager quest
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i go out in shirts at like 0 degrees

ruby minnow
eager quest
fading shuttle
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already out on some distributors and even fitgirl put out a poll on whether to repack it so

devout hull
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Hello, brainfart.

eager quest
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i literally have the heating in my house turned off

toxic prism
fading shuttle
dreamy agate
toxic prism
dreamy agate
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Dagoth ur approves of this fine dwemer automaton

toxic prism
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ruby minnow
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if she was

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it would be better

toxic prism
eager igloo
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That robussy got me acting unwise

ruby minnow
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the future is amazing

fading shuttle
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it got a man performing without wisdom

toxic prism
ruby minnow
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the glodaussy

eager igloo
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I have a little story I'm writing where I have a 9ft tall doll

dreamy agate
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I would reprogram the robussy with my micro-usb

ruby minnow
uncut obsidian
devout hull
eager igloo
ruby minnow
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to get pegged

eager igloo
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Shitty scetch incoming

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fading shuttle
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what bloodborne does to a mf

eager igloo
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I wish I could play it

pastel quartz
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im assuming the small guy is tyler1?

fading shuttle
eager quest
visual stirrup
devout hull
visual stirrup
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Was it intentional?

eager igloo
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Yes it was

devout hull
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The one Tom makes.

hoary elk
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T1 ALPHA AS FUCK

fading shuttle
hoary elk
eager igloo
hoary elk
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it was fun seeing tyler go crazy in korea

fading shuttle
hoary elk
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he just like me

hasty dove
devout hull
fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
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die

fading shuttle
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fake

devout hull
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freal

fading shuttle
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rake

pastel quartz
dreamy agate
stone blade
fading shuttle
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literally me

pastel quartz
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eager igloo
crimson flame
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just need to add huge mommy milkers

fading shuttle
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just draw the guy as tyler1 constantly

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it isnt some random dude, its just tyler1

eager igloo
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It is

uncut obsidian
eager igloo
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And giving a doll huge attributes wouldn't make sense

fading shuttle
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bruh

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you havent seen the art ive seen

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it makes huge sense

pastel quartz
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huge.... attributes????????

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excuse me????

toxic prism
eager igloo
pastel quartz
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you mean megalodon mommy cock destroyers 5000?

fading shuttle
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it perfectly makes sense

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and should be added

eager igloo
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no

fading shuttle
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then you are stupid

pastel quartz
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big booba is a must

hoary elk
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las meas callaguaguas

fading shuttle
hoary elk
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NUKING IS NOW LEGAL ☢️💣

fading shuttle
weak jackal
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me opening the oven to check on my pies

hoary elk
stone blade
fading shuttle
crimson flame
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why would you add milk in a scramble eggs

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these fucking people should never touch the kitchen ever

sand lotus
eager igloo
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You add milk to omelette sometimes

sand lotus
dreamy agate
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Never been in a kitchen Headass

eager igloo
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But to scrambled eggs I'd hesitate

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But never did that so

dreamy agate
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You don’t need much

eager igloo
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Interesting

normal reef
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Brainfart trying to be funny with yet another retarded femboy meme

dreamy agate
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Reject femboy

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Embrace Dagoth

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Praise the seventh house and tribe unmourned

midnight tree
# fading shuttle

fuckin weird to think that people need to eat melatonin to fall asleep

dreamy agate
midnight tree
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yeah

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so do i

dreamy agate
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No

midnight tree
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just fuckin take it like a chad wojak

dreamy agate
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No

midnight tree
dreamy agate
midnight tree
hoary elk
dreamy agate
crimson flame
dreamy agate
midnight tree
crimson flame
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fluffy food is weird

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maybe thats just me

midnight tree
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i just scramble my eggs with more eggs

hoary elk
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well i aint eating dry ass scrambled eggs

midnight tree
weak jackal
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scramble egss with hotsauce

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mhngrgnrh

midnight tree
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sometimes i eat pasta with scrambled eggs

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it's pretty good

weak jackal
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it's time to do my villainous deed of the day

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mixing mac n cheese with ketchup

midnight tree
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real

hoary elk
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peak 🦅 cuisine

weak jackal
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yeah

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i do it

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me

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the evil one

midnight tree
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i don't think i've ever eaten mac&cheese

hoary elk
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me neither

midnight tree
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if i need a quick meal i just crack open a can of beans and chug it

crimson flame
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beans

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why not bread

uncut obsidian
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haiii chatters

midnight tree
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i don't have any bread

hoary elk
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you like to get bread bro? aight?

uncut obsidian
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UwU~

midnight tree
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i just stopped buying bread because it would just get moldy before i could finish it

dreamy agate
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I’m going to cook boot eggs

midnight tree
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a single loaf of bread gets moldy before i finish it

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because most of the food i make isn't bread related

uncut obsidian
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We buy like

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2 loafs of bread every 2-3 days

dreamy agate
uncut obsidian
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And that's enough for a family of 6 total

ruby minnow
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mf we buy new loafs every day

solar obsidian
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@midnight tree keep bread in the fridge so it doesnt get moldy

ruby minnow
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and we are only 3

dreamy agate
midnight tree
dreamy agate
uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
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it wont be cold, just try. its not bad

midnight tree
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got rid of my toaster because i didn't buy any bread

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
ruby minnow
dreamy agate
midnight tree
uncut obsidian
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Bread shaker

dreamy agate
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It’s bread

ruby minnow
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nah

dreamy agate
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What a grand and intoxicating bread machine

ruby minnow
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i'll just keep to normal bread

devout hull
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look at this goober

latest.png
ruby minnow
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personally

midnight tree
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gooba

dreamy agate
ruby minnow
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i just don't eat bread

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you gotta mix that shit

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or put it in something

dreamy agate
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Eat carbs

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I only eat bread, wine, and cheese

devout hull
dreamy agate
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And women

ruby minnow
dreamy agate
midnight tree
dreamy agate
devout hull
ruby minnow
midnight tree
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real

dreamy agate
ruby minnow
devout hull
dreamy agate
midnight tree
ruby minnow
midnight tree
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real

fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
dreamy agate
crimson flame
dreamy agate
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Praise be to Allah and the Sixth House and tribe unmourned

devout hull
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Grok please change Falco’s name to Femboy Daddy

uncut obsidian
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Gorki Gorki Gorka Gork

fading shuttle
ruby minnow
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what was Allah planning when he put greeks romanians bulgarians serbians bosnians and turks together

devout hull
visual stirrup
dreamy agate
sullen ermine
dreamy agate
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Realized elves were cringe except for dunmeri mommies

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Also fuck the mongrel dogs of the empire

fading shuttle
dreamy agate
ruby minnow
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may Allah guide me in my femboy journey

fading shuttle
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cringe

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elden ring is the worst of the soulslike series

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ds2 is better

dreamy agate
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I bet you fuck scale-backs and worship the false Gods that are the tribunal

crimson flame
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same lololol

ruby minnow
crimson flame
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fun fact if u kill goldmask he will simply fade away

devout hull
crimson flame
dreamy agate
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I’m possibly every way

fading shuttle
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what if it isnt bait

dreamy agate
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Ds3 is definitely a toss up

fading shuttle
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and is my genuine opinion

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ds3 still remains my favorite

dreamy agate
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Blood borne superiority

fading shuttle
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sekiro is top of the tier list but its different enough that it doesnt count

fading shuttle
crimson flame
# dreamy agate Ds2 is worse

DS2 used to be a failed broken game, then fromsoft appointed a new game director and he turned the game from an unplayable confusing mess into a decent game. plus powerstancing ofc

fading shuttle
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ds2 has an atmosphere that none of the games have

dreamy agate
fading shuttle
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the only truly unique dark souls game

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its one of my favorites even if i understand its not that good of a game

crimson flame
dreamy agate
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I didn’t enjoy it, it was stunning and the voice acting is good I just couldn’t get into it

crimson flame
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we need to riot

fading shuttle
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the fact that they made elden ring an open world is my biggest gripe

devout hull
dreamy agate
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Bloodbornepc.jpg (3 tetrabytes)

fading shuttle
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they went with the route of making dark souls but like the rest of modern games

dreamy agate
digital quartz
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clueless should be coming any minute now

dreamy agate
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Slug mommy

fading shuttle
crimson flame
weak jackal
crimson flame
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they just replaced the transitions with open fields

fading shuttle
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than all of the fuckin trilogy, thats a bold and incorrect claim

digital quartz
dreamy agate
weak jackal
crimson flame
dreamy agate
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Weird skooma induced bullshit

weak jackal
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we all transition differently here

fading shuttle
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elden ring is the only dark souls game that successfully managed to bore me enough that i didnt care about finishing it

crimson flame
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by a small margin

digital quartz
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wouldnt you stop existing if you achieved full chim?

weak jackal
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I NEED moon sugar

dreamy agate
weak jackal
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two in one

dreamy agate
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Ash vampire breakfast

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Join the sixth house and get all the blood nuggies you’d like

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I’m about to vomit

digital quartz
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I wish I could join the sixth house

dreamy agate
crimson flame
dreamy agate
weak jackal
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Blood nuggies sounds amazing oml

digital quartz
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instead I get some weird guy in Balmora that tells me I can but I can't sadge

weak jackal
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hard to find good cooks who know how to work with human meat in romania

dreamy agate
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Also a three hundred dollar membership fee

weak jackal
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How much is 300 dollars in Lei?

dreamy agate
weak jackal
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eh we can afford it

dreamy agate
dreamy agate
weak jackal
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we good

dreamy agate
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Average Scandinavian treat

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Here’s Swedish blood pancakes

devout hull
digital quartz
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they also made blood bread

weak jackal
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Humans out here making more blood based food than us

dreamy agate
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Nah, but it’s actually not bad

digital quartz
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tasting history?

weak jackal
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i gotta write some of these down

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I mean i knew about blood sausage

buoyant bone
devout hull
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Also bold of you to show such food to someone who hasn't eaten in 18 hours.

dreamy agate
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Savory

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It’s strange

digital quartz
dreamy agate
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It’s easy to make just need to source the blood

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Definitely a hate it or love it thing

digital quartz
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dont mind the fact Frank Lucas says that every time he is about to kill someone

weak jackal
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god i'm so hungry

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i haven't eaten in like 18 hours

dreamy agate
weak jackal
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someone tell me to go make some pies or something

buoyant bone
weak jackal
dreamy agate
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The sixth house and tribe unmourned commands it

weak jackal
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radical

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I'll just eat pies

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n chippies

digital quartz
weak jackal
digital quartz
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eat digitally

weak jackal
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mama

midnight tree
uncut obsidian
weak jackal
#

you are now hungry

devout hull
digital quartz
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good reminder, I have to ride the train soon and my batter is at 5% monkaS

devout hull
weak jackal
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the collectible cheese stick with marinara nft is tempting you

dreamy agate
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Going to make some egg and toast when I arrive at the heart chamber

weak jackal
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hell yeah egg and toast is rad

dreamy agate
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Mmmm egg and toast

digital quartz
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what a grand and intoxicating innocence

weak jackal
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you eat bug eggs yeah? Kwarma or something?

dreamy agate
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Toast+Egg= honoring the sixth house and tribe unmourned

digital quartz
dreamy agate
weak jackal
#

tf is an argonian

dreamy agate
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All they’re good for

weak jackal
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just makin up words now

digital quartz
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Kwarma and Russula stew yep 👍

dreamy agate
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These heinous fuckers

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Useless

buoyant bone
weak jackal
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love 'em

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they look goofy a

digital quartz
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ngl Telvanni better than sixth house yep

dreamy agate
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They are useful for manual labor and dunmeri house pets, beyond

dreamy agate
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Until at least they were blinded by the false gods

weak jackal
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we got this thing in romania

dreamy agate
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And I’m way too tired to keep character, I’m going to devour some fucking eggs

buoyant bone
weak jackal
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Donna freaks us tf out

dreamy agate
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Holy shit I am hungry

weak jackal
dreamy agate
eager quest
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wait

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@knotty solar youre romanian?

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bro what

uncut obsidian
eager quest
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HOW THE FUCK DID I PING HIM

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WHAT

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this absolute dogshit app

buoyant bone
eager quest
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@weak jackal youre romanian?

dreamy agate
oblique spire
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12g to that fuckers skull

dreamy agate
oblique spire
#

UNTIL IT IS DONE

weak jackal
devout hull
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@knotty solar stop being a generic ass lil shit

dreamy agate
weak jackal
#

fuckin daniel

ruby minnow
digital quartz
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damn daniel

dreamy agate
#

RIP AND TEAR

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RIP AND TEAE

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RIP AND TEAE

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FUCK