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P!8ball should I kill women for my American psycho arc
:8ball: Quite likely.
P!8ball Is Falco based
:8ball: Hell, yes.
HAHA
p!8ball do the mods like dirty white women feet?
:8ball: Yes!
It has spoken
P!8ball are cops going to believe me if I say you forced me to kill him
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
p!ball is Madirex gae
p!8ball am I a good person
:8ball: Possibly.
P!8ball should I have my blade runner arc
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
p!8ball will I play sm64 tonight so Cori can watch?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
p!8ball am I a homosexual
:8ball: Who cares?
p!8ball will I be loved
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
P!8ball is Madirex gae
:8ball: Maybe.
P!8ball is it time for my joker arc
:8ball: Pfft.

p!8ball should I delete Gamma and get back to huffing gasoline all day
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
P18ball Should I have my blade runner arc?
p!8ball should I find boi bussy
:8ball: There is a small chance.
P!8ball Are femboys better than traps?
:8ball: Hell, yes.
I will prove 8bal wrong dw
WORD?
P!8ball should I have my Tyler durden arc
:8ball: There is a small chance.
P!8ball Should I have my blade runner arc?
:8ball: I would rather not say.
p!8ball boi bussy is bettter
:8ball: Certainly not.
Bet
P!8ball Should I have my blade runner arc?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
pancake hates boibussy
Fug
p!8ball do gays deserve rights?
:8ball: Quite likely.
P!8ball Should I have my blade runner arc?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
p!8ball should I burn my dog
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
ok
p!8ball should I eat the foreskin of a Jewish patriarch?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
P!8ball Should I have my blade runner arc?
:8ball: Maybe.
P!8ball should I fuck Mac?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
p!8ball is my dick bigger than the server average
:8ball: Who cares?
@pastel quartz letβs go bro
P!8ball Is EFT a shit game
:8ball: Pfft.
p!8ball should I make a Philly Cheesesteak today ?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
p!8ball should I suck on some dinosaur clitoris?
:8ball: Yes!
LETS GOOOOO
P!8ball Should I actually go out and speak to women?
:8ball: Hell, yes.
p!8ball should tomb-omb make a cheese boiled steak instead?
:8ball: Hell, yes.
Bet.
p!8ball should I give my virginity to dagoth ur
:8ball: Who cares?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
p!8ball are you a national socialist?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
OH NO
NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. Today, I decided I wanted a heart attack.
Sausage links:
Sausage Database: https://thesausagedatabase.com/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ordinarysausage
Merch: https://www.ordinarysausage.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ordinarysausage
Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OrdinarySausage
p!8ball hitler did nothng wrong
:8ball: Pfft.
I feel like this is an attempt on my life
I support the pancake ethnostate.
you don't have to eat all the cheese right away lmao
why the fuck is he screaming the entire video ? 
high blood pressure
I can imagine

p!8ball are the Jews behind it all?
:8ball: I would rather not say.
UH OH

!owofy GAMMA discord server
GAMMA discowd sewvew
P!8ball Should I become Patrick Batemen
:8ball: I hope so.
p!8ball is there a person who will love me for a short time
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
p!8ball will I be able to find a lover this year
:8ball: The future is bleak.
Pancake you didnt have to do him like that
pancake
p!8ball Do the mods have German sausage cocks?
:8ball: Maybe.
pancake spitting the truth
p!8ball will I have kok in the near future
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.

p!8ball should I helium bag?
:8ball: I think so.
kokless

P!8ball do trans deserve rights?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
p!8ball am I able to find a femboy lover this year
:8ball: Certainly not.
playtest soon? 
fuck you
haii
hello
yeah idk
Hola mi hermanos y hermanas, que paso en todo?
P!8ball Is Madirex gae
:8ball: Yes!
i kinda.... lost interest in gaming whatsoever since I started studying alot
so uhm
bruh we played last week
no?
Nerdiwex now?
p!8ball should I go postal
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
Wack
smh I am not condoning this anti gaming path Madirex is going down
i ain't no nerd
Not yet
i will be gaming
after the exams
p!8ball I will find you
:8ball: Possibly.
first Cori now you, I hate exams!
P!8ball
Should I rail Madirex
P!8ball Should I rail Madirex
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
That isn't a proper fucking answer pancake
P!8ball Should I rail Madirex
:8ball: Yes!
P!8ball Should I rail Madirex
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
P!8ball should I get some madirex tail?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
@uncut obsidian come here madi
:8ball: Yes!
ight bet send your coordinates
p!8ball should I let madirex fuck my butthole?
:8ball: Pfft.
p!8ball is my girlfriend has a bigger package than me
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
P!8ball Should I rail Madirex
:8ball: Hell, yes.
p!8ball do you hate Jews?
Madirex Come here
p!8ball should I let server to rail me
ight bet, send your coordinates
P!8ball Does Falco like bbcs
:8ball: Quite likely.
Ayo
Check your front door.
what closing do you have on you rn
What clothes do I have on rn?
You'll see
Open na noor
@pastel quartz has been warned.
yes
oh no
Sorry mista
never going to happen again
@uncut obsidian Open na noor
explaining myself to mods
tell me what clothes you have on you
You will see
say it or i won't open the door
Pjs
say it
PJS
what
Me n who
yey
wait
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!modgay
Im on mobile
Didnβt work
It did, my message appeared
Fair
no
im gonna have strong friendship with big buff men
strong sexy friendships 
penus
you know the saying "10.000 hours is mastery" 
||gus is ded||
I think his name was nuts or something
hehe penis
this guy gets it
elmo with erection
teehee
Anyone have the 4 big guys song?
i want to do it again
you want do do me again
again ?
real
Cori ... why
I was sent this by a friend this morning
So i had to share

madiiiii~ haii
Bottom ass emote
haiiii maja!! hai hru?
i love you too
real
Look in the mirror
God damn
I dont have any
which one
Would you like to?
but this week has been doing alot to me
Good cause I don't have any either
aware
huh
SAY HI BACK 
haiii!!!
Hi back
ted playing with maja
get a blankie, duh
damn having to do adult things on a saturday 
Welcome to life
not mine
except if you consider doing the dishes and cooking adult things
why are you here
They are
this
As a teen i had a dish washer, nowadays i do not

yeah I dont have one either
but realistically a dishwasher would never get filled up living alone
and I dont want to let it sit for 1 or 2 days
and starting a machine half full seems like a waste
true
I'm a shit pilot and now Im very sad
at least you live to tell the tale
no
damn I cant imagine not feeling like a goober once in a while
femboy moderator
Madi speedrunning
good question tho
how does one make a pipebomb, can anyone here post the instructions 
Ah, yes. Let me open up the family recipe book.
take a pipe and stick a bomb in there
ez
cool
but how do i make the bomb
you take an omb and add a b

yeah but at least the sentence is not as bad cuz more people didnt see it?

you broke in but people didn't see it so less punishment?
Hello max
to whom did you reply?
How you doing?
@runic kernel
i aint no snitch
I'm doing good, my mother came over uninvited
The mods are.
A moment of silence for our fallen brother.
@heady crow good thing I've already come out to her about my uh... "lifestyle" because she walked in while I was putting on makeup
no YOU shut up ho
I'll kiss you
Not if I kiss you first.
DO it
sent a friend request just in case
Dang.
But what if I was Gork? kisses Maxim
...A little late on that.
p!meme
@steady trellis
big talk coming from someone within power armour stomping range
Big talk for someone in kissing range
big talk for someone in sissy hypnosis range
when you are at the zone and then micheal jackson moonwalks before beating you up with a cuban cigar butt while on a unicorn
You are afraid of the truth
I initially wanted a Space Marine shaking his head but I only got this one from Tenor
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE FUCKING @
i think you might be safe
real
unfortunately
eee bleppy
maxim heiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
XCOM 90% has to be the biggest lie ever created
hiiiiiiiiii
yeah I get a mod that unfucks the percentage chance to hit
women trying to compliment me (i said "okay" and looked away)
make it happen
@rose ferry make it happen
don't have to look at women, just look at hot men instead
Join the military and crossdress with a rifle in your hands or something
that's what I do
Idk
Maan thats cute :3
bruno hiiiii
Thats what ill do
wanna play battlebit?
Sadly we cant keep our service rifle
I never had the opportunity to, not while in active duty sadly
Real as fuck
Rn waiting for the bus
real
I'll join the military with you and I'll be willing to die for you
Real
bus waiters rise up
maybe somebody in the US army could
sounds like something that could happen
but I hear the armed forces in the US are pretty shit
i am the kindness goblin, embrace me
like behaviour wise
Prolly has already happened
I'll sit and wait for the fated military psy op femboy then
our uh... army's done some fun things
Ours has a fair amount of fucking around
nordic countries and our tomfoolery
except the swedes, they take it too seriously I think
yeah fuck the swedes
shoutout to the danes tho, their ongoing battle over a rubbish little island to the west of greenland
with the canadians
exchanging alcohol and planting taking down each others flags and planting their own
A classic compilation
make me food daddy
bet
God I want to join the military
The moment my life derails I'm enlisting
Plan b
Yeah
I'll help them build their resistance to suffering 
hiiii
how are u
:33
probably someone tried to message you but it's not giving you the request
Not enough
Γ¦
I need them in full military equipment
I despise discord for making it so it doesent show pings beyond 9k
bruh
right click -> mark as seen
No
Jesus Christ
Go outside
Touch grass
you trying to break a record or something babe?
Thats just me blowing up his inbox every morning
I am outside
Of the psych ward
Nah several servers pinging everyone and me not bothering to check em
you have to go outside to miss that many notifications babe, it's the ones with 0 notifications that have to much time indoor
man just mute them
and look when you want
and mark as read
Nah
why do you have that many
Ily max
ily too babyyyy
or you can just right click on the server and click on "mark as read"
im running up numbers too
I can not see a single notification without clicking on it
I was sitting below 20k pings for most of the time
Bro
nobody is dm'ing me ass pics
check your notifications now babe
good
I'm never clicking anything again
it's a bit over 1k kb
dont snitch on my file names
Has anyone got any blade runner edits
thats the worst fucking question anyone has ever asked
Thanks
Cropol
YOU
Me?
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE @ OF THE FEMBOY
the follows of a friend
who i know linked him to me
SODA
obamna
God damn
No luck for me then
Sir this is a Wendy's
It's okay
there's like a dozen in this server at least ain't there?
oh
I want this one
She said she had the twitter handle, but she couldn't find it
omg he's literally me

it probably is
joe mama
where the cops at doe
if it's the states I'm not surprised the cops ain't there yet tbh
come on man, plenty of others out there
you can't be down bad for all of them
I'm not going to be down bad for all of them
I'm going to kidnap all of them
It's different
also the catboy in that gif? I mean he might be older now but he does look a bit young ngl

"yet"? I'm sure you actually meant "ever"
true
If they are 18 or older it's fair game
of course
real
what the fk is wrong with you people
yo 100% agree with every part, especially that last part that's cut off at the bottom
many things
i kinda wanna go out to a bar or something but i fucking hate those environments
dating scene in this country is fucking trash tbh
people you meet at bars or clubs in this country are like 80% likely to be insufferable and likely to leave you within a few months
yeah i don't want to get with a chronic party goer
I mean ofc
real
U gotta curb your expectations
you know, that might be it

Jessica dodged a bullet
I mean assuming he is a teenager as the sub suggests is not that bad
he is probably 40 years old
Teenagers be doing dumb shit , we all did
Yeah thats why i said its better she dodged a bullet
actual teenagers are never in r/teenagers

wish someone would unleash their horrors upon me fr
REAL
everything
weeks*
sorry, alice got banned
i need her to be literally me
Buff tomboys are where its at
Give me a buff tomboy gf
I will kill a man
for that
I can see
where
Here
no
Uh oh BUSTED
it's definitely inviting a discussion
its not a discussion
is discussing hate speech allowed if youre condeming it tho?
Y'all clearly have too much faith in the sensibilities of random users 
istg if i dont get into that academy and i have to continue the IT path
i fear that day
its porn isnt it

LMAO
oh i see
its furry porn isnt it
you called it "art"
aka
your code for furry porn
figure of speech motherfucker
good excuse, I don't think anyone saw through it

I think @orchid robin knows it too
@edgy abyss so u know it? can u confirm that its furry porn?
I have no clue 

I can also not confirm it
Theyre gone
not sure or ashamed?
shes ashamed, its so obvious
A silly joke video, a twitter post, a free asset library
Mawio
soooooo
cute emote
youve watched furry porn?
Yea
okay

Animated, read some smut comics
no need to go into detail
don't wanna get spoiled? 
i hope you never encounter a reptile in your life
i watch what ever gets me horny
real
and then you can laugh at me
as long as it dosent involve females
real
real
yeah you cute

I have, multiple times

hope you never encounter one again

this is now a furry channel

wow
Furries are Degenerates
the guy with a femboy blond rat as his pfp is the reason for furries in a server"
who would have thunk
I won't disagree
and you are?
yes
it was a gift don't bully me
im sorry
I love him, his face is super dumb and I love it
Fursona gift
I can, and I will bully you, degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Youre also a degenerate
comes free with the "i wonder what it would be like to be x animal"
i can already tell it was a mistake to invite you here
yea from my friend batty, she's great, she drew it in like 15 minutes and tossed it at me
I never even asked for it, she just knows I like rats and bullied me for playing star fox so she went off that and voila
fursona
Acceptable
Hey guys just letting you know i'm now identifying as a different gender than before
this thing
only because he's cute
they do now
i constantly see them walking
would you still love me if i was the worm that walks?
you've gone from woman to worman?
Women are a CIA Psyop
real
I'm wormin
this man has clearly never played Worms
women get in the way of profit, remember lads:
but yes i took a bunch more extra estrogen and now i'm fuckin ballin
tripping on girl energy
girlboss
cant wait to get my testo
i cant wait to get my............................................i dont think i take anything
can't wait to get my cum
wait u gonna go full trans now ?
naw just goofing around
Go trans
naw fam, i prefer to just fuck about
gender is a sham, just be yourself
this cunt is so fucked in the head she got her gender changed to male just as a troll

based
and happened to live very close to me
i can be at your front door in 30 seconds

Furry
this, fuck labels. Do it all or do nothing
The only labels we need
Degenerate

I identify as cringen't
I identify as poggies
you're my little pogchamp
the only identity we need is HUMAN; to differentiate ourselves from the ALIENS who lurk behind the stars
i identify as a cinderblock
bet
I identify as SCP-230
pretty accurate
says you
lets all stop hating each other for being different and start hating something that is different from all of us
exactly
Im just built different
let's destroy all swedes
LET'S GO
they're too different to live
You dont get it man
I have to wear thigh highs and arm warmers
to stay remotely warm
and im still cold
bro just come over to my apartment
cringe
my apartment is nice and warm
smh
Simple. become Australian.
why are all the femboys so cold all the time fr
don't you have a fat ass to warm you up or sumn???
thigh highs are comfy af
natural responses, it's so that we can cuddle each other more
in maid outfits and thigh highs
real
@broken topaz@rose ferry damn, we should cuddle in vc right now
"We're just saving on heating"
I can do that
Missed out on using the gas canister guy with "copium" written on it
real
i fell asleep at 10pm and woke up at 1am
time to not sleep til 4
Found it
wait why do we have new people in brainfart

@weary kindle
god morniiiiiing~
good night i guess
i crossdressed for the first time ever today
so based
how was it?
I was pretty terrified the first time, and I was 14
interesting
although i didn't have much time to actually get into it
p!owofy I AM FUCKING LOSING IT I AM FUCKING LOSING IT I AM FUCKING LOSING IT SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME
poop
!owofy skill issue
skiww issue
!owofy skill issue
skiww issue
!owofy I am losing it
I am wosing it
!owofy im worth it
im wowth it
!owofy porco dio
powco dio
how to find a mom without husband
!owofy oggi alle
oggi awwe
!penis
!owofy What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wittwe bitch? I'ww have you knyow I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nyavy Seaws, and I've been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm the top snyipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nyothing to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnyet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight nyow so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenyaw of the Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continyent, you wittwe shit. If onwy you couwd have knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe "cwevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn't, you didn't, and nyow you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew you and you wiww dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.
nice
!owofy I am losing it, someone help me please
I am wosing it, someonye hewp me pwease
!owofy Hello everybody it's markiplier here and today we're playing five nights at freddies
Hewwo evewybody it's mawkipwiew hewe and today we'we pwaying five nyights at fweddies
i can hewwp youu 
aw-quaeda 
find your way out of matrix and u will find a help
Madirex please
!owofy gorilla warfare
gowiwwa wawfawe
!owofy mental asylum
mentaw asywum
i could
Sweepy Samantha arc

go to #vent
Oh yeah let me go to a channel that doesn't fucking exist to get help
What role
I need assistance
Fuck you too
Fuck yourself
you're a bigger man than I was
I was borderline having a panic attack, and trying to figure out like 20 different feelings at once
well i clearly knew what I was doing
and i didn't have much time
huh
she and I have... an interesting relationship
but she's my best friend
well it was her clothing
awoke something in me
!owofy p!ban @pastel quartz_Girl Still shitposting. Still breaking server rules, uses transphobic slurs.
p!ban @Sowid_Giww Stiww shitposting. Stiww bweaking sewvew wuwes, uses twansphobic swuws.
i can send you a pic
oh shit it pinged someone
oh sure if you want
I say transphobic, misogynistic and even homophobic things all the time
occasional racist comment too but you know only against the french







