#πͺbruh-fart
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i ain't never met a bitch dominant enough to speak down to me
A foot is just another part of my partner. And I enjoy all of my partner
that means you like kissing and stuff
icky gross stupid head
you're gonna get cooties
Bro i spread the cooties
Nah
Imma spread your cheeks
realistically speaking you probably aren't strong enough for that

2 cheeks of marble
i could break your hand with my ass clench

My hand would crumble like a pringle in between a professional wrestlers butt cheeks
i am basically a professional wrestler already
uh huh
proof?
i could pin you to the wall, the floor or even the ceiling if it was low enough
real
it was just him spinning his forklift
i could kick anyone in heres ass
I've seen that too
no
I am not allowed to see too many pictures of other men
your foot would break against my ass
wrong
clearly
@hexed karma who are u
i could take all of you
i could take all of you 
in a fight right?


i could take all of your pps
i could take all of you 
I could take all of you guys too
no you cant take me
@midnight tree ayo you tokyo drift that bitch ?
no, i wouldnt allow u
yeah
shiiii
oh yea but that's ok
it's pretty relaxing right now
haiiiii miserable, i love you too!~
Love you too Maja, I made myself sick with sweets
eww sweets
im eating sushi like a man
Same π€
cant do sweets however i can put some sushi the fuck down

just ate me fried rice w/ veggies and now it's time for a snack
what do you want moron
scrunklebop
he wants pets
WAIIT @heady crow I WANAN PALY WITH U ONE TIME
I HAB THAT AGME
reminds me when maja called my cat ugly
Maja called me ugly
that was the day i vowed to kill and eat her

count your fucking days
||but I'd allow you
||
My hair trash rn
o- that's- WMhpgf- m-much better i guess..
i am counting them
good
my cat brings me his brush when he wants me to do it
Count how many kisses I'm gonna give you Maxim
owo
Impressive
real
I just wanna grip a boy or girl or both
real
Im gonna grip something
Slap it
ok i'm listening, mommy
Ok mommy

Prob not mine it'd hurt
real


I could take most of you
yeah i checked
you checked our pps
yep
when
i checked mya a while back
i checked yours when you weren't looking
majority of them would hurt
Bro I could actually go for a fight
nuh uh
Its been years since I hit a mf in the face
We fight
but I get the first kiss
I can fight you but I won't fight bacj
Cori I wouldn't hit you
lame
Now this
This is perfect
Beat the shit out of people 
i would Bane all of you
wanna throw hands?
I feel like Cori would break on the first hit tbh
I can take a hit
brainfart deathmatch ?
me too~ please
Let's put that to the test
Hands and legs
i'll spread my legs, will be easier to hit them
I'm torturing you in my sex dungeon basement
Mwhpp-
proof?
hit the legs right?
Bottom ass reaction
right?

anything at this point~
maja would probs get off of stubbing her pinky toe
Sometimes leaving bruises can be hot
ayy cori getting sturdy in this bitch ?
i love them too omgggg~
Now I need to beat Maja
i only have scars on my hands from doing stupid shit
Same
omgg yess!! id didn't know ur so cute omghhhhhh
but I can give scars if needed
I love hickies
hot~ i mean hot-
have to cover up before work if I have them though
sowwy.
you're cute now, homo
YES
a hwat
I'll feed you something
hi cutie
people call me cute but i never believe them
Haha bet I'll close my eyes and open my mouth because I trust you

even though you are
absolute smut
they're little red spots from kisses and bites around... wherever you might've been bitten or kissed...
shut
but you are!!
u cute
oh my god i fucking regret it
Just say thanks and move on
Get beaned
Their voice does sound cute tho
facts don't care about your feelings
i never say thanks when they say it- it's not neccessary for them to say it-
same amount of confidence as me tbh
whos their, wut
bich
what if I'll call you cutie every time
thanks~
Your voice
i- HMPF
i prefer other things
but you didn't even hear me-
Are you dumb
mwhmmm~
I have been on vc with you a couple of times
Maja is dumb
hm- i guess i was too aroused by how cute you are- and i didnt remember u being here
maja's very softspoken, it's fun when maja talks
Damn you are calling me forgettable
everyone is forgettable for me unless they bully me, i forget a lot of things
Hi ledy
only if there's a pillow on there, my knees get sore easily π
Noted
hi
dunno if i should take as a compliment- what's fun dad?
Next time I'll just bully you
you can kneel in my quaint japanese inspired apartment
yeah you're getting assaulted
ADHD
where chairs aren't real
hot
Maja is there something you don't find hot?
you ask questions sometimes in very bottomy ways :3
hot
mwhgpff-
my mullet πͺ

yeah, pukes, and bad bad peopel
@orchid robin you bastard
love you too
Well those are obvious
I mean anything outside of that
alcoholics
ALSO
that isnt obvious for many people here
HEAR ME OUT
somehow it isnt normal
the entire batman akrham collection is only 9 euro on steam
alcoholism is based (please do not be an alcoholic)
Too late
What isn't normal
idkk, i'd need to be in a certain situation to remember them
shame
feeling hatred towards alcoholics
Bruh
Fair enough
Nah I missed it by a bit

I'm just fat but I'm not alcoholic
didnt expect to see you.......in a lower position than moderator
Too late I already became an alcoholic and I also stopped being an alcoholic
what about other recreational stuff, like smokes? I hate the smell of tobacco
reformed alcoholics rise
finally a good opinion
theres no rule against talking with the helpers
who says he's a helper
like ppl can smoke, I don't wanna be a killjoy, but man it's just gross
i used to smoke cigs and the only upside is you look cool, everything else fucking sucks about it. glad i only did it for like a year or two
Teenage me was an alcoholic, now I only drink like twice a month
idc, poison yourself, just dont do it around me
drugs and alcohol are different than cigs, i don't find a change in soembody's personality compared to drugs and alcohol, so idc
OH FUCK
NOT EVEN HELPER
i thought cuz of the purple
smoking sucks and smells, I wish they'd fuck off elsewhere
based maja take?
that's fair enough tbh
got approval to poison myself lets gooooooooooooooooo
I'm off to be depressed, see you late guys
baiii
bye babe
04:12
miss u
i fucking HATE tobacco and i want every smoker in my near vicinity to have a stomach cramp
i guess i go a mimir
im gonna be like that emperor that drank poison to build up an immunity but when he tried to commit sudoku via poison it didnt kill him
baii big pp guy
good night 
goodnight
I'm the big pp person around here


19:12
I sometimes crave a ciggie
I don't really smoke but when I drink I get really amorous, like I wanna hug and kiss people
Even tho I never smoked
20:12
15:13
bro same, lets have a drink
are we listing what time it is
mf lives in the past
its 12:13
we might start kissing and I promise it'll be gae
Use 24h format you bastards
nvm gator is even further back
real
im very proud of you for using the 24h clock
Americans can't count past 12
12:13 is still the time?
I hate America so much it's unreal
you expect an american to do something europeans do?
12 can be noon or midnight
Also I would like to inform all of you I just hurt my hand
Me three
not 00:13
@uncut obsidian Gator ban
NO
i would like to inform you that both of my hands are fucking tired and i won't say why
via 24h system midnight is actually 00:00

Yes, of course
But with stupid 12h system, no
bro yall arguing about time formats and can't even read a watch 
with stupid 12 h system americans get less bitches
its scientifically proven
thats old man time nobody knows about old man time anymore
i use the 24hr clock cause im not mentally deficient
those weird round time formats
I gotta go, I'm gonna beat my head until this headache stops >w<
Honestly I think it's worse not being able to tie your shoes
We fucking have digital clocks for a reason
Have fun
Bye Max
my cat fucking bit me in the face
go to sleep ruski
istg if my name is furryer
good good
YOU BASTARD
SON OF A

THE REALISATION
!1984
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Ive been a victim too
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
YOU BACK STABBING
DOUBLE CROSSING
BASTARD
get sillied on


always was
i agree
@grizzled meadow i dont like you
It's fake
yeah dude id like to have those back to the future sneakers
REAL
π€π€π€
Get in vc 4head
LOOK AT THIS
We harassing minorities
XDDD
We enable
Thank you Falco
i think my brain just farted
Congratulations
im dying
if only thats what this channel was about
rip

thats me when my mom passes mcdonald
Some of you mfs
me
some? Im convinced that the only tops here are you and cori
@pastel quartz too
me
excuse me?
Aksel is one too
Imagine not including me
also the first one is a possibility, the second one i would rather kill you
searching for flamethrower
i tihnk im gonna do that rn
you heard me
cuz youre not a top
Pass out?
ight bet, same
Shut up bottom


you are the bottom
πΆ
Arthur, Don, William and also AJ
π’ π’ correction is needed
Self proclaimed top makes worst "top" comment ever, asked to be a switch instead
you are in a position of power to further deny that you are a bottom
wtf its this subtitle
fuckin Iedy would be more of a top than you
switch aka self denying bottom 
YES
put your dick away waltuh
yes waltuh
Switches are bottoms with extra steps
look at this big chunga rat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqLKGJZ9lI
real
why am i still here
04:25
fuck you all
I need me a fucked up gf
Don't stick your dick in crazy
n me
Like literally homicidal gf
Yes
yes
hes got as much top energy as a white boy with daddy issues and a shopping mall in the vicinity
also someone dmed me
I enjoy the feeling of being superior to someone else
i dont know who
Yeah its not that much fun
this is what i listening in gym π https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWypKovGxx0&t=52s
what its that video
look at the file name
how
wth its this
Andrew Tate but only he needs vape
#andrewtate #motivation #bitcoin
so me
the nearest shopping mall is like...........id argue 2 hours away by car
in athens
me when mom tell me compliment that i got bigger
also kriegs wtf is your name
hm?
im going to sleep
elaborate
fuck y'all
OH
whats its utc and gmt thats some clan or what?
jk love y'all
THAT SON OF
i watched that show
i remember its name
i dont
everyone loves raymond
right
its a sitcom
on fox comedy
Oggi alle
oggi alle
oggi alle
π«£
!oggi alle
We need a command for oggi alle

We add one
ight
allo
You should have thought of that before you decided to be Italian.
Allo))
)))
thats hellcat

you bitch
it made me chuckle
or it is supra
thats how good of a joke it is
is that a challenge?
maja will like this change
daddy
okey enough i lost a lot brainz zellz spending time here

ok daddy
istg if nobody here knows barney
call him daddy from now on
i will commit manslaughter
right, daddy? 
hi daddy~
daddy omg
You think I'm a fucking bottom like you
YES
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
no
do you think that was a request for you
if you do then you clearly consider yourself a bottom 
Clearly not
why'd you answer then
But you didn't specify to who either

I will spare you the 5 slaps
time to rewatch himym
HIMYM is a great tv show, but unfortunately, laughing tracks...
yes
Me n who
himym mod that disables laughing tracks when
ok I'm definitely going to sleep now
I dream of that stuff every day, I don't care if I need to watch it in english
definitely
@uncut obsidian you were supposed to go to sleep an hour ago

i always watch it in english
god its such a great sitcom
Madi have to sleep and I need to get out of home in like 30 minutes, I still need to shave my beard and at least take a shower
And I'm still here

im sorry but in the spirit of barney
i have to accept the challenge
i loved covid
MAN ME TOO
Jesus my beard was so long
BUT NOW
NO FACE MASKS
AND THOSE ELITIST FUCKS EXPECT YOU TO TO SHOWER
AND SHAVE
AND EVEN WEAR DEODORANT
Now I still rock a goatee and fuck shaving
"have to shave" get to shaving your legs and then lets talk about what a pain in the ass supposedly shaving your face is
i already shave legs
you forgot?
Shaving legs is indeed a pain
penis
he forgor π
What about shaving arms
i hate hairy legs both on me and other guys
idk some light hair on forearms can look sexy
why not if u do bodybuilding
feel like trimming it is enough
I didn't like how much hair I had, so I shave my arms too
π
i also hate hairy legs on you
and actually have something to show then even legs
based
who is gymrat here
me
Arms look much better
letzhoo
Half the people here are femboys, the other half are gymrats
ye i dont have much hair on my forearms but its starting to grow gnarly on my shoulders
prolly could trim it tomorrow when i trim my legs
falco is a gymrat?
Idk ask him
fuck no
Imo he should if he can
i would shave my back
I think the divide is femboys/schizophrenics
satisfying for me
if i could reliably do so
i only have giga acne on my back
Any person should go gym if they can
no hair
i do 
I'll satisfy you alright
idk, more like just workout in general
not the first time when you dont have the technique right
I have no hair on my chest or back
man i really want rings and start training calistenics only but there are so many variables compared to gym
on my chest its very thin and short
we continue with mixing both ig
but around my nipples they always grow
im sorry for you
dunno why
I don't think I'm strong enough to do calisthenics right now
first time of itw as most satisfying for me
its already a pain to get to the back of my thighs
@heady crow You'll like this one
ill wait for that~
just start small
Even if I had the strength, I wouldn't know where to start
Bet 
calisthenics is literially the first step even before weight training tho 
What
you dont remember the shaving fondly, you just remember the after effect of you rubbing em with your hands and thinking "mmmmm, smooth"
often skinny people cant move weight but they sure can start moving their skinny ass body
I just went straight into weights 
no, i literally remember the shaving itself
the shaving, is satisfying for me
ye same but i was a big boy :3
Literally went into a gym, told the dude working there "I'm tired of being skinny" and then I started
hey
dont question the name

daddyer
NOVEMBER HAIIIII
Man boobs or girl boobs?
please no
bomber
bits π₯΄
maja
I'll stay then
i got pics, can u rate them
how is everyone?
is that my new name?
tooooomb check dms
dmsπ
final one
Cold for the first time in like 5 months, I love cold
hell yeah
Dam
itβs been raining a ton around here
lets exchange weather
Come here Bruno, it is cold and raining
here we went from a sudden ice age to a mild warmth
yes it is
sent
Womb-bomber
Guys are u cutting rn / diet/
ice age
oh god 
I haven't experienced 0Β°C that many times in my life
ye for me im sweating due to the humidity and having 2 layers on me
i like 0 c in poland
i dont like 0 c in greece
the humidity here fucks you over so hard
homie im used to -30c winters
it pierces bone
I live in a humid place too, I know how it is
not to mention our houses arent built to retain that much heat
bruh
or else we would be a microwave in the summer
I am so sorry for you Bruno
thank you cropol
Want me to help you cool down? 
tomorrow lower day tho so im doing fine mentally
how tf would you cool him down
you the ice man?
yes
do it
The less you know the better you sleep
like some cardio together?
Perhaps 
can i join in
your or my place?
Mine
are you into guys or girls or both?
He's a gymrat, he's homo
ah true
hecc no he isnt
he can join in then
dinosaurus
Maja you don't understand
hes adorable 
based dino fucker
Bru
IM GONNA COOL DOWN HIS CORE
he said ,, anything thats warm ''
hes a cutieee omgg
how to lose weight
that girl its me literally
Why stop at just warm?
diet or exercise
eat less, move more
get a tapeworm
but i have bigger boobs then her
i recommend exercise
eat your cum
Movementing
calories in calories out 
dont eat
dont say that
exactly
november is still normal
get insanely hot chips, making you not able to eat becuase of the heat itself
ok
CORRE CORRE CORRE CORAZON
i wouldnt want her to get the brainfart welcome
but it has protein
NOVEMBER SAID I LOVE YOU TOO TO ME OMGGG
okay
It also has.. or rather, does.. other things 
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heresy
what does that have to do with my comment?
no
I'm talking to Bruno
maja
mwhmmm?
i confessed to @orchid robin
yeah? about wut
https://youtu.be/nYnLVWXmRm8 Listen to jesse joy
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god i hate this challenge already
i like microwave it its so hearthwarmfull thingβ€οΈ
jesse joy?
i love it
Add uwu at the end of your name
No balls
soy jesse y joy
i- idk
@heady crow the safeword is "dimma dong" if i say it i want you to shoot me in the head
I love Jesse y joy
Π₯Π΅Π»Π»ΠΎ
omgggg do u love him too?
Hello*
corre corre corazon
nope
aw
REAL
idk then
I told him that I hated him
oh.. 
guys who wants lose weight
Jojolands is just gonna be part 5 but good
hate confession 
barney was the best fuckin character
he made the show
he WAS the show


ye and the fact that the actor is gae makes it better somehow
you're gonna hook us up with some DNP?
for real
whats dnp
Ryan Goneonasling
who would think a gey man would play the greatest womanizer in media
banned compound.
soembody knows a cute game
qeustionmark
i lost 10kg and still going
Wait he's π³οΈβπ ?
clonk
arent gym boys supposed to gain weight?
congrats dude
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
keep it up
π
well if u are obese then first cutt then bulk
FR!!!!!!!!!
and i was chubby boy
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lemme check my library
p!avatar @gentle scarab
hm
God that song
he got the polish stare
Why Bruno
looks like a
to me
bruh i was for fun doing this pic xd
π€¨
im sexy
what's your bench looking like?
@pastel quartz you like first person shooters?
i cant tell you until i'll know the game
some fps are dogshit, some are good
Hired ops
Play subnautica
now kinda sucks 80kg x 2 i guess im now 77,5kg BOdyweight
and i was sick rn for 10 days
its free on steam
yeah i get you, my shoulder's fucked so i know how bad it feels to not do jack
fps mmo rpg???
no
my deadlift 140x1 and squat 110x3
just fps
yeah i haved problem with knees on christmas so i couldnt much do legs or heavy deadlifts
yes
somewhat better id argue
but okay okay
what about
Cum is the game's premium currency
helltaker
because i was overloading legpress and my knees was crying so i stopped doing legpresses and recover them and now im doing hack squats which its better for me
i saw it so mayn times and i always awnted to paly it, but
,, short game, demon girls, puzzle ''
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
its a puzzle game.. with dmeon girls, that is short, i prefer boys daddy~
okej wujku
is tatusiu~ better?
i always wanted to play it, and i still do, but my brain literally dies completely on it, and nobody really wants to explain the game itself
head still hurty hohee
you know what, im just gonna pretend youre not saying whatever it is you are saying
hmmmmmmm
wasnt like hired ops full of fuckin bots?
Sometimes, what hurt us the most is what we truly need
And I'm willing to give it to you
wait me too please
yes i need to hurt my head
oooohh~?
theres no way your dick will hurt more than my teeth tho
@pastel quartz freddy fazbears pizzeria simulator?
What
i enjoyed it
bruh
she dont know 
Did you know that having an orgasm can make headaches go away faster
i never play horrors
oooooooooooooooohh~??
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
same honestly
never finished it
it helps with pain actually
i played hired ops back when it was contract wars i believe. otherwise it looks like the same game
full of cheaters and pay to win
An increased heart rate and blood flow will get rid of any pain really fast
Man I should be a doctor
so heroine
@pastel quartz fall guys?
Thought you hated drugs
dad, really
Unturned?
