#🎪bruh-fart
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The femboy agency
So the one that's puttin chemicals in the water
femboy bureau of investigations (FBI)
banger 
real
@weak jackal what are you playing? I can't tell from the streaming thumbnail
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man i just had an overwhelming desire to play NFSU1
https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-22794125
@uncut obsidian that's future me

Now i want to as well
but then I remember the rubberbanding
brrrrrrrundun dun
dun durun dururun
brrrrrrrrundundun
great
Its only terrible in drag races anyway
THROUGH THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

TO THE WALLS
bruh wut
And maybe in a few events

it's more related to how enemies can PERFECTLY outcorner you ignoring the laws of ingame physics in these several events
Oh yes, fear my Sicilian essence
guess I'm back to checking out my computer upgrades while playing some space shooty
@edgy abyss

Lol
Sucks to be them 
The solution to the trolly problem is simple lol make sure no one knows there was a problem to begin with then there's no handshakes and small talk after!
@trim blade welcome. please, enjoy your stay
Also known as leave no witnesses alive
welcome to the internet
have a look around
anything that brain of yours can think of, can be found
we have mountains of content, some better some worse
if none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
me fr fr
damn
yeah processors aren't cheap
cheese pizza was cold i guess
they caught a big fish
Cheaper than gpus
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
lol you still havent understood it

our last life memories get wiped at 4 
warfr frame
homphobes make the best homos
women haters make the best women

@uncut obsidian
ahhh, grinding
🥺
@uncut obsidian
me and who
bro has a cave in his belly button
Not you me and @uncut obsidian
:(
You gotta find your own porcelain kitty
this is what ai voice generation is meant to be
@edgy abyss

Good old days.

Hey mr gumb

bro you lost the hair cut genes goddamn
what is that
bro got a toothgap for bangs
reverse vegeta lookin headass
broken bowl cut
Doing good, listening to some soundcloud trash on my shit earbuds since my proper ones wire broke so need to order a new wire for them. Bout to put on some chill album playing through my laptop and proper headphones and sleep soon tho
Whatsup with you
p!hug @amber marsh
@uncut obsidian
drip 🔥

Happy about passing my driving exam first try, apparently 8/10 people fail it so I'm really proud! I should be getting my temp license on friday (if the examiner actually put in the papers the same day) and playing some war thunder with the boys
If only bro
Ayy im happy that youre doing good. Excited about finishing up my license in 2 weeks since i can finally blast some music that i actually like
@edgy abyss
Bro I'm stealing that

LMAO
MF REALLY SENT THAT
Aww
m-mwgh-- w-why? >>~<
@grizzled meadow

Already been banned once
@heady crow round 2
@narrow lotus is it time for round 2?
what did u post
Whatsup ted
I wouldn't if I were you
why doesnt anyone wanna smooch me ?
awa
So am I 
///<
Now do it back
p!kiss @winged phoenix
im gone for an hour and everyone is smooching
hey
get a mountain lion
Babagee
HYYYPER ecks ecks ecks ecks
Bcs i want to untie my shoes, unbutton a jacket and a vest and Crash at the couch and theres a toy poodle scratching me
also you are playing the health lottery every time you get a dog
Ye, then again he gives me dopamine in return later on so its acceptable
Wouldnt get a dog myself tho. Way more of a cat person
my friends cat only liked him and me
because I knew it since it was a lil kitten, every other friend was merely tolerated
I’d probably end up with some fish instead
Maybe a cat if I’m more financially stable
This is real
prime gamer moment is when the game says "you are fucking dying please stop playing"
!rank
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
!rank trainee
That role is not whitelisted.
!rank
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
bitch
Yeah that happens sometimes if it’s too crowded I hear
i should be dead long time ago
Using the wrong command
!hackranks
!ranks have been hacked by @digital quartz
That role is not whitelisted.
deez nuts
Role "expert" not found.
I did it
That role is not whitelisted.
in my mouth
This was actually me (got drunk for the first time when I was 3 years old)
another life ruined by gaming
fucking real. prof. semenov just lays dead in yantar when i came to visit him 
Me playing elden ring
@uncut obsidian and all the e-girls/sluts/femboys in this servers:
bro
Damn I wish
how tf is this so expensive, isnt it dogshit
du først
it's a rare ship so it's worth a lot
yeah
just learn it so you can shove em in your colony fleets when you get heavy industry
then you make a colony after getting 5kk
andi ts passive sick income
ehh, alr
veddemål
im fucking broke, some people invaded my planet and i have negative 100k every month
and i just bought a paragon which was like 1,1-1,8kk
colonise every system
my faction went on a war with almost everyone
I'm gonna go to bed for real though, good night guys
Gn max, sleep well
there's ,, big guns, chunky ships
,, laser guns, wah ships '' blah blah
blow up some uggo's maja
its what you pick
haiiii
UwU
true wallstreet bets ass mf
Its hard for me to daytrade because of my job so I just have indexes
Trust in the program 
Though
I'm a trust fund baby and Morgan Stanely manages my assets
So I don't even have to do anything
I don't really use any of it, just put it most of it into equities and such
I have a job
and I pay my own bills
Problem with my job is that our clients are all big capital markets players and such so even if I'm not directly working on something, that fact that I can look it up means the SEC can accuse me of insider trading
that's not enough space
so we have to basically clear any day trading with management
which is a pain in the ass
shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells
That homegym aint gonna pay for itself and i aint gonna pay for it either
sometimes we get interesting projects
Gn silly americans living inside my phone
what happened
hi iedy
p!kiss @winged phoenix
p!kiss @uncut obsidian
the bottom g?
im the bottom here, g

-6 + no wind
bruh that's some safari shit
too hot for me
🏳️🌈 ?
God
Future me?
future us
I want a bf 
Buy one
Where
real 
Also how do I explain a bf to my gf?
Simply ask her if it's okay if you rail a twink

Or you both rail the twink
Two partners is just overrated
Actually
Don't
Don't get a bf
Get BFs
Unlimited amount of them
Several boyfriends?
Use my plan
No that sounds like too much
Have 0 boy friends
Good enough for me
I have enough for two, but I don't think I have enough for more than two
Ever since I've seen that Pawn Shop dude, it reminded me of someone...
I guess this is a thing now.
Oh, and here's a bonus : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DD6GLOMQ_Y
Real
Is your bf a bottom?
Yes


Hii Ledy
Hi
Nothing wacky going on here
Good Night
Yeah hi Ledy
Good night
The real Ledy
There is no Iedy
Mhm

Who even is Iedy
Good morning
I don't think he'd want that
This
You
🤨
most people would not want me
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I would've still had contact with my bf
If he didn't live on the other side of the city
I gotta rely on being silly and my W rizz
I like mentally insane people
Big
Huge
Massive 
Bet

Madi how tall are you
Could
Little baby man
the madussy 
Based
Bottom ass
True
bottom G
Tiny
I need to get strong enough to lift everyone around me
I'm one of the shortest in the class
yeah bro you're under 6ft
If that's tiny, then what am I
Miniature
fun size
He also lifted me from behind

🏳️🌈 ‼️


Damn I want to be lifted
what's your bench
I'll do it
My bf lifted me once or twice
your parents never lifted you?
Getting picked up is scary
I mean, 0-10 years don't count
I remember when back in highschool my bestfriend grabbed me by the neck and picked me up
Holy
He didn't choke me, just lifted me
he ruined you
Nah
plaen
Plen
plnen
Esas empanadas tienen pasas de uva
yo si les entro a esas
the "shat ap" voice just plays automatically when i read it
my ancestor
- old stuff already posted more than once

man btw
game of love
fucking slaps dude
The hype is real, yes
And also, Game Pass day 1 lesgooo
man i fucking hate microsoft because of gamepass
mfs i pay this shit monthly
at least let me download forza horizon 4 properly
horizon 3>>>
I've payed like, IIRC, 110 € or something, for 3 years, I have the Ultimate thing
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#ytpmv
#gachimuchi
can somebody help me sleep
i think that actually hurt my ears
good
i have multiple chemicals and medications that would give you the best sleep of your fucking life
you ever take benadryl?
youll find out how good sleep can be
eat well exercise and don't look at screens
@grizzled meadow
I've got an idea
Do tell
Real
Btw for whoever is up right now
Apparently
New Jojo part is out
Pshhh
Like it's a rumor because my lawyer

@uncut obsidian
@grizzled meadow
@uncut obsidian
¿
The state of help chat today @uncut obsidian
more like the state of brain fart every day
haiii volt
yooo
it wouldn't have the funny watermark if it weren't funny
You dare desecrate the holy memory of old school cartoon network with this filth?
You will all pay for this offense
Mauterboat
holy lord of azura for real
real
REAL AF
Real
So stupid.
jack off
I'll kill you
Send me your best cat pictures
P!8ball will the indomitable human spirit overcome the hardships of life
:8ball: Who cares?
Sad
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY DID IT
THEY IMPLEMENTED IT
OFFICIAL THEMES
although ill have to turn the custom one off first
Femboy theme is real ❗
If they already added themes
That means we'll get voice messages in like a week

now only if we could send actual videos to eachother conveniently
8mb limit makes me kms when sending vids that ive recorded myself
There's no limit in the server
HUHH
you can use google drive yk
:3c
ayo share
but nah fr just sending short vids like on snapchat is convenient to single persons
i want to see the csgo kill montage
fuck energy drinks and fuck me
this is pretty insane tbh
WE ONLY DRINK JACK3D
what's that all about?
Theme you made ended up being recommended?
💪
idk what's so interesting about themes themselves, care to elaborate a bit?
i need it 
TOTAL CIRCVLATORY DESTRVCTION
You didn't watch the updates leak video?
One of the updates was gonna be renaming channels
This should look like "locked channel" or smthn to you if you're on pc
Before it was just the name of the channel but without the blue outline, like this:
⏩start-confirm
They implemented that
Next update was going to be themes
They implemented that
And now they're gonna add voice messages
oh alright. I guess it's interesting if you're really into discord
https://youtu.be/JK2d1S5NqUo @final cedar
Wow fellas Discord might be adding new things to Discord Nitro! It's a shame they seem to be quite the cashgrab.
If you didn't know, Discord is fiending for those hard earned dabloons from you or your parents. And to help extort, I mean convince, you to hand over that money, Discord is adding new nitro perks. With new features like client theme...
bro
voice messages
just record it and sent it as a file what's the big deal 
whatsapp implemented voice messages back in 2014, no?

prolly
gives it another dimension in a way
what band is that
flaming ouroboros

its from their 2021 ep uphold the majesty. Some really nice Vothana influenced bm from the us
Ok, you still can't listen to it on mobile without downloading it + you have to record it into a file and only then send it
- it acts like an attachment so if users don't have the permission to send attachments they also can't send audios, voice messages will most likely be its own permission
neat
only time i listen through voice messages is when my brother sends me one on whatsapp when he cant bother to write
Even in the best quality and formulation is voice message inferior to text imo
but nice that they offer it
definitely an upgrade in terms of accessibility
yeah if u have obs should be fine
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so it was like 11pm
dark af outside
i go out to the balcony to do something
turn on the lights
and the new puppy just starts barking like all hell
legit saw my shadow and went apeshit
i had to go there with a flashlight, shine it at her, then at me so she can see "yeah, we know each other. Please stop"
If you stay in a pool full of your dad's piss for 10 years, do your legs deteriorate
the dog sees shadow people and gets scared of them
just like me fr fr
no more like "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT OVER THERE? SHOW YOURSELF"
wait wait i think i got something for that
H-hello?
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this
i imagine thats what went through its mind
did he say bruh at 0:17 or what
Henlo chat
i think it was more of a "braaahhhh"
hello catboy
Hiiiii
How are you Brüno
doing good, going through an album with one earbud and chilling in religion class
legit tho, scp containment breach had some great voice acting
were prolly supposed to be doing some task but i didnt hear no bell so we ball rn
wbu
in high school i went through almost all my classes with one earbud in my right ear, listening to music and the teachers accepted it cuz my results were good
well here even earbuds are not acceptable
Noooicw 
sadly its mainly bcs the wire broke so only one side of the earbuds work
found a american store that sells some decent third party wires to europe without the need to go through customs so ill order a few from there
wait wait wait
so we got
protestants
catholics
orthodox
mormons
jehovas witnesses
evangelic christians

and lutherians?
Dont forget the church of the holy thighbible

ye but the course is about religion, culture and society in finland so there wont be that much about other religions than christianity (mainly catholicism and lutheranism) and our old folk religion
"Jack, you cant lead a crusade againt the orthodox church, its immoral" "OFC I CAN, I HAVE 5 MILLION POWE-"
we are a diverse bunch :3
dont you guys have one sect that all the other sects hate?
imma stick to pasta
YEAH YEAH THE SHIA
now i remember
i like visiting the catholic churches here, they're pretty and well kept
I like visiting orthodox churches here and abroad
Theyre cool
orthobros are cool
We got the western hemispheres largest orthodox church too
Ye they can be less cool at times
Orthobros fuck hard tho
😳 ehh?
missing out on mortadela though...tough shit.
Iirc yall had some cool stuff in spain but they either were churches or were turned into churches 
Bruh
Islam has dope ass mosques
I’m a Catholic but places like Masjid Al Haram are dope
Eat the cat
glutonny
If your a real one youll give your bro a honourable death in combat
i would wear his skin
Carrying on his memory ❤️
visit his family while wearing his skin to tell them how he died honorably in battle
get arrested by the police who just dont get it
get sentenced to life in prison for quote "the brutality of your crime"
make new friends in prison
give them honorable deaths too
Wrong
what exercise is that? how many sets?
hahaaa..............................................................................................................................
You are on the wrong path and will lead humanity to destruction
Embrace the villain arc
bro you wanna make friends in prison???? oh boy
He’s gonna be holding pockets
dw its a danish prison
Extradition to Ohio prison
Prepare to be food for the swarm
bro you'd have to do the thug shaker!
they just let you out into the streets of ohio and say "this is your new home"
the greek shaker
Ted hiiii
we eat da bread
do that
Shieet alright
you want your nuts smacked by a guy?
Bhutanese shadow garden dark eagle pack
das kinda gae
its called sleeping
and i love it
istg theres nothing you wont find on the internet
Clean your house
how do I clean what I can't see
Are you blind? Pick up a broom and spray your doorways
THEY'RE IN MY WALLS
yeah you might need an exterminator then
if I burn the house I wont have a house
do you need to wage war on ants?
i did wage war
but you also wont have an ant problem
they didn't appreciate it
capture them and drown them in jizz
that will send a clear political message to their leaders
what the fuck
that's not a winner mentality.
art reflects reality
but not ooln the whole colony
or is it the other way around
@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/PrUsIPqF11k
idk bro, if they really are all over the place you might be fucked
i cant drown the ants with cum
wtf as soon as I posted this YT started autoplaying TF2's spy theme
falco??
I'm just gonna have to resort to my secret technique
falco my doors are locked falco
falco
falco go away
falco i have a knife
he's in the walls
i swear he's in the fucking walls
Just throw a bit of bug spray in the corners and try to dispose food correctly
see how it goes
p!8ball do I eat the fucking ants
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
good luck bro
p!8ball do I say the no no word
:8ball: Never!
It has spoken
p!8ball are girls real
:8ball: There is a small chance.
no way dawg..
sorry i was mashing my unfavorite button cuz discord sucks >:(
oh
wouldnt have been surprised
how come goverments dont just outright ban war thunder
f-15e? isnt that from like the dinosaur age?
i think f-15e is like almost 40 years old by now
still, that info is classified for a reason
ancient technology that US allies use
aka "this wont hurt us, but someone else might get mad at us for it"
even F-16 is kinda old now
still many low budget nato countries use it
true.
just cuz something is old
id just be more worried if it was F-35
doesnt mean someones safety doesnt depend on it

I mean the 1st chinese baloon that started all this trend was shot down by a f22 raptor
american f22
exactly, the f22 is also a bit old but still vital to the defense of some countries
F22 is a engineering marvel
but still currently being replaced
still doesnt mean you can leak docs about it
When it was built it was insanely good , only issue was the price
F-16 is like, 1970's?
yeah f-16 is 70s
im not much of a jet person tbh.
older jets were cooler imo
im more of a JU-88, JU-87 type person 😎
⚡⚡ Several seismologists in Turkey have recently predicted a crushing earthquake in Istanbul - Hürriyet.
Scientists state that the metropolis is located at the junction of the Anatolian and Eurasian tectonic plates, 15-20 km south of the section of the North Anatolian fault, which runs under the Sea of Marmara.
2023
Cant wait for china to send baloons to Germany and get shot by BF 109s
like swing wing jets 
fliegerfaust 
i cant remember what it is, that funny little tank with the dome with the 2 cannons sticking out
its built on like a Panzer 2
a flakpanzer?
personal anti air defense system?
manpads?
we do a bit of heatseeking
yeah this funny little thing
wirbelwind
some built on PzII, some built on PzIV
mf would destroy my cannon in two seconds
the one i linked i think is a PzIV
yeah it looks like a panzer 4 chassis
First time ive seen you outside of #921156747631157299 kek
he liked my pfp i think, bro's cool
Ye he is
bruno is the only one here who knows people outside of brainfart
Constant top tier music posting
Stalker chat using mf
yeah peep that
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