#🎪bruh-fart
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mouse droid 😩
real
not with droids and fictional characters though
I cultivated that myself
that's not instincts, that's mental illness 
im hoes
lmao
LMAO
are you okay
im stealing emotes
carry on i apologize
real
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total argonian death, kill argonians, behead argonians, roundhouse kick an argonian into the concrete, crucify filthy argonians, defecate in an argonians food, launch argonians into the sun, stir fry argonians in a wok
When the quiet kid at school reaches for inside his bag but you maxed out his social link https://youtu.be/fTczCpIaLAU
Nice Grevious Ship down below
Unironically stop watching porn
evil empire
i actually know how you can fix that
by sucking his cock
do it
suck his cock
bro??
dark iron gains
p!ban @mossy galleon spam bot
@mossy galleon has been banned.
*edy the bot killer
She found out about the other women before her and he tried to brush it off. She didn’t want to deal with his shit anymore and tried to make it work, making it into an “open” relationship. He didn’t want that so they decided to end it
holy shit what a story
Don’t worry, I’m almost 30 and had to use more brain power than I care to admit to process Zoom speak
23 and i didn't understand a fucking word
id heard all the words but never used in complete sentences
I think they are considering a “break” but wanna sleep with other people for now
id rather kill myself
Hence the whole topic of “openness”
It’s American Zoom speak
im american and a zoomer but apparently not enough of one to understand what that snake tongue was
IM BUSYING
I found the UK Chav version
I also had to use a bit of brain power to process this as well, probably more because it’s Uk zoom speak
brexit geezer > some chav
It will
WREEEEEEEEEEY
Look at my banner
HAVE A PINT
DADDY NOEL?!
you look like the daughter in day in the life of a true brexit geeza stfu
So… it’s a real show
I thought it was just photoshopped thing
AHHAHAHAHAHAAH FR WTF IS THAT HAHAHAHA
Who even approved that haha
brexit geezer is a nice guy, he supports his wife and local business
so true bestie
REAL
Ah fuck.... that shit was made here 💀
so real
content drought brings out the real ideas
veiled racism on that "ethnically compatible" lmao
Yeah
dude i swear it's all the heavy metals pouring into the tap water....you either go schizo or become rarded
you have been here for like one day
it's america tbh, don't think you can escape it anymore
one day is long enough tbh
Ive been here longer than you have.
prove it
i read that more as "racial fetishization" than anything
which is an issue but, ill stay far away from any topic like that
saudi's figured out astroturfing is easier than training pilots 
i meant in brainfart
you got clapped greek boy
buncha guys from turkey, eastern europe and middle east
Get fucked
muslims balance out the femboys so the entire channel constantly shifts tone
godamn
you eat the dates and drink the water
i wonder if there's a few muslim femboys stirring up the statistic
you should take care of yourself more
I guess time to watch it
game?
NFS Heat
Need for speed: Heat
oh, looks neat
Really fun actually
I played it, it's nice
hows the driving physx
grind the RSR and the game is over.
has some classic sports cars that I loved seeing in modern graphics
compared to forza 7
too bad the McLaren F-1 has to be bought with real money
I like the look of the F40 more, but it's not as good as the RSR
sir you just responded to a 2022 post what the fuck
nfs heat is actually a fun NFS game
I'm a F50 enjoyer myself
but the Testarossa in NFS Heat makes me happy
F50 sucks dick, but yeah the 512 TR is a gem
I played it throughout the game as soon as I unlocked/bought it. Except the rally events of course lol
I clicked the message responded #🎪bruh-fart message
and found the car interesting
he's built different
see that invictus tag?
also legend status 
bro fell in love for a honda civic
Who the hell gave you that 
myself. got to keep it due bug bounty 🙂
ppl suckin dick for discord roles
myself
That's not possible
I figured that xp bot had missing command restriction
banealo por si acaso
so yeah 
it's a honda civic
@uncut obsidian Mister eletric fix this, fix thisss, fix this now
more the graphics really
How do you even get the blue rank? Times you comment in the server? Or what?
that
he did a week ago
it's a good game
Send messages = get XP
No shit?
No, you don't have a rank
Yeah, white
Lmao
Lmao
Until he post in whatever channel with XP enabled, then he will have a role

Game?
quick give him brainfart exile @grizzled meadow so he cant get a role
Splatoon (uno dei 3, non so quale)
Che cazzo di nome di merda
they may be strict but cruel our overlords are not
What channels are even enabled for exp? Cause my first like, month, i hung out in Newbie chat just helping people figure out how fucking repairing works
Every channel, except (for obvious reasons) this one and the bot commands
The rank thing is new
Thats why
Thats for sure why
exploiting bugs in the system, BAN HIM
why falco
whats so obvious about said reason
tell ys
us
Ive been staying out of the text chats, cause got dahmn some of those fuckers are rough to be around
Because it would take this channel like 3 days (this is my personal thinking) to reach Legend
Knew for a while i was trying to go for helper
YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO LIMIT THE POWER THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO US
they are keeping the femboy ring away
dont you fuckin start
Cant remember the guys name, but he was a helper who just hung out in voice chat making sure people werent just slurr'ing it up
aron?
Don't tell me, I've done the helper thing for long enough to know that it's a shitty job, maybe worse than the moderator
I was like "Ah, you're chill"
Yeah, nose Surgery guy
Aron probably, yes
who is rough to be around
and Melinas stinky toes
melina < Ranni
dogs
bro, people are allowed to have preferences in who they date
no
don't be so bigoted smh
we need a reproduction ministry
yes they do, but "ethnically compatible" is veiled racism
to steer human reproduction into a health future
you're so intolerant
The wording is probably wrong but the thinking is correct
ethnically compatible
wtf does that even mean
idk, we both eat pork?
haram
huh
you must be put to death
"I don't date white guys"
@uncut yew
I don't either, but calling it "ethnic compatibility" is making it more than just """""""""""'personal preference"""""""""""""""""
i wont date italian guys
it's fine if you don't feel attracted to specific stuff
OMGG POGUU I FOUND THEO NE I WANTED @midnight tree
and not 
Ichiban
Yeah, ethnic compatibility just sounds weird
figlio di puttana
Heck
I don't even dare to update my w10 to 22h2
get it, then
i made the mistake of upgrading to w11
mangia la merda
it wiped 4 terabytes of my data
how
that's a lot of porn
4TB of gey porn gone
it just did it without asking me during installation
truly a sad day
I only update when it forces me to. Last time I decided to immediately update, windows throttled my internet for some stupid reason 
it literally did not tell me at any point that it deleted it
i opened my pc and was like "where the fuck are my files"
you sure it ain't just in some "old files" directory
rip horny housewives 5 i guess
like you can probably recover most of that

Think of the future. You get to find 4TB more gey porn

I do update it, im just not letting it update to 22h2 
Fuck that version
without roles you are doomed to fail @arctic grove
am i the only one who downloaded windows 11 and had absolutely no problem at all with it
get yourself some roles and you have a chance at the femboy ring
Nah, i got a cool name granted to me by Falco
What?
you can't move the taskbar in win 11
I dont know what hes Schitzo'ing about femboy ring
therefore it sucks donkey dick
I'm under the suspicion @arctic grove might be a tomboy enthusiast in disguise
Femboy into tomboys
new name
holy real
fits
Someone has to look the part of a male in the relationship
gock enjoyer
@arctic grove if you dont help us femboyify the moderators you are not a member of brainfart
greek detected, opinion thoroughly reviewed, but nevertheless, rejected
american detected
thats it
i simply detected an american
"you will become a femboy"
sissy hypno begins
wemens panties are on sale, they don't look that uncomfortable
\
oh what a cute skirt, I can pretend it's a kilt
they're not
those socks sure look warm
can be a bit tight on men though
they are not not uncomfortable or they are not uncomfortable
"Ill buy these toys for my future girlfriend"
Can confirm
i was expecting a different version. namely, the one i have.
That is foul
yes
at least its not sperm pukinmg
gey rights werent fought for via companies and politicians, but actual people with bricks in hands
a guy got a 14 day mute for posting 2b puking sperm
Hahahahahaa
they are comfortable
nya
typically soft, though this obviously depends on the underwear
aha
well imma stick to boxers
panties are awesome
@warped elm
what is with this chat and vomit
Lace can be a bit annoying
idk but its gross
it is gross
that puke wizard guy corrupted this chat
why does it keep happening
its no longer holy femboys
i wouldnt say holy
P-puke wizzard?

but yeah there's a lot of those
i hate him for that
@wind forum
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
Damn, hes an old fuck. Joined in Aug
he only started posting his puke a week ago
and now people get muted for posting puking gifs on the regular
Truly waited for the right time to strike
he what
I dont think he meant HIS
search him in the chat and you'll see a bunch of fucking puke in his message history
its gross
and he was just a progenitor, he got many idiots to also post puke after him
its fucking gross
I know some here have done it to mess with you specifically
don't remember who by name specifically though
probably mcgee
honestly doesnt make it any less idiotic
think so
yeah
was it the one in the wine glass?
idfk im not gonna archive the times puke has been posted here
its fucking vile
that's some SCP shit
actually it was charlie echo 90145
Secure. Contain. Puke.
Didn't really find anything extremely gross, mods prolly purged after he did
I'd just look away from the chat if I see something I don't like
But he has good waifu taste it seems
Imagine it goes back to ZULU ZULU codes
there was one where a kid projectile vomited into someone elses mouth
and you're going to tell me thats not vile
me tracking them down and bullying them via mail
don't watch that one CSM episode
see, when I say I didn't find anything that includes stuff you once saw that has been deleted since
its cuz he posted so much puke he apparently had his message history purged
bring me back a 1/4lbs'er with cheese
thats not taco bell i hate you i HATE YOU
GHRRRR GRRRRRRRR
proof?
source: try wearin'em
its 100$ a gallon

can't get both the highest tier skills right after one another
you gotta unlock more of the lower tier skills

i keep forgetting food is actually maja
oki
yeah, because you bitched about it so hard
EWWWWWWWW
its fucking gross
e-girl phase
fuck off.
i was gonna post a video but i think i have learned a lesson from observing this conversation so i wont
i dont even want to know what that deleted gif was
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why do they keep listerine on their dining table
Cat freshner
real
i went to get flowers for my wife yesterday like a good husband, and some dude came up to me and asked me to sign his petition. fearing for my life i complied.
i do not wish to know what horrors he would've committed had i not
@midnight tree sir, my planet gets captured by random fucks the whole time, how fix
"Are you going to sign this stupid petition or is it going to be your dead family members?"
@pastel quartz the pfp, that you?
Done for you
thanks love u
Yeah it's not really a good idea to do that
its fineeeeee
It's not really brainfart the problem
nothing can 
true
try to have better relations with random fucks
dunno what can go wrong tho
and brainfart
put up some defenses too
internet and brainfart
i was building some defenses but idk if they'd be enough
an orbital station is a must-have for colony defense
i dont want relations either
not sure what can actually go wrong
ground defenses are also useful
i think thats the one i tried getting
but orbital defenses first
@grizzled meadow could you give an example cuz im busy
if they can't get through orbital defenses then they you won't need ground defenses
Here's an example that happened literally in this server: some stupid dude took this other guy's profile picture and pretended to be him
but now with the actual persons face
i know in a server we copied a mods pfp and name
and he gave us mod role
so nobody could know who is who
The dude had an actual person face, yes, it was his face as pfp
there was like 10 people with the same roles and same names
not sure what can go wrong, nobody irl wouldk now me anyways
yeah buttttt, having an actual face to relate the things the catfish did is bad
for you
Mine was an example limited to our server, think big
mehhh
ive taken your pfp, backtraced it through any and all social networks, and am rapidly approaching your location. prepare.
id suggest you listen, i mean its the rare occasion me and falco agree
ill get bored and change it soon anyways
what if we all use maja pfp
Ew.
my initial reaction too, but imagine the chaos
dont you dare
enhance
.
.
ENHANCE
i look like a super swag and awesome fella
to me you are an anime girl with tactical gear on
to me you are an submissive and breedable twink
i agree 
to me you are dead
uninformed and agreeing? based
not afraid to show anyone my face but you wouldn't catch me dead posting it in a server or heaven forbid making it my pfp
yeah that was a real brainfart of a moment for maja 
shut upp
people sent their pfp here too HMPF
pfp, not irl face
i meant sent their irl face here too
well....................
fair point
but
those people were fools
they sent it only to this chat
they are all among my victims
go ahead ask them how theyre doing (you cant i ated them :3)
@midnight tree wahh idk which one to picc
can't let gun catch a cold
you're a cutie maja, though in this server idk if I'd do that, too many spicy murderhobos
just @ me next time for simplicity
yeah idk what murderhobo spicy means
me neither sounds badass
basically what me and gator are
so hot then
except i eat my victims with a fork and knife
real
gator goes hands on
creepos that can find where you live and who you are and do bad things
I just thought spicy murderhobo sounded funny
but you're an adult, make your own decisions
little magazine pants
legal adult
hot
i would like to specify that i do not in fact trace peoples information and am actually a very friendly fella
shes far from.......lets say a functioning member of society
and, nobody can realyl find me from the pic
dare i say, im even a bit of a sweetheart
theres nothing outside this pic around anywhere
(just kidding this is a ploy to lure the weak and feeble into my domain)
I'm more confused about the lipstick
you dont have any other social media?
cuz if not then
no
oh ur probably fine
ig thats correct?
theres nothing with my face anywhere
thats hwo i look when i smile
idk when u appeared but ur very silly and i like that
I agree ok but that's a different thing entirely :3
carry on as you were <3
yes i know
send more selfies, network needs more angles to do a proper overlay
love u too
me as fuck
I just installed Windows 10 yesterday to dual boot alongside Windows 7 
mate
i wouldnt argue with sean about windows 7
he will annihilate you
Headin down to the milf store anybody want anything?

I'm sorry, but you have an appointment for euthanasia. now, don't miss it 
Don't worry though, it is free
finally

When Windows 12 (fuck your privacy edition) is released, then I shall be the one with a euthanasia appointment
Virgin "I don't update" vs Chad "I update whenerever there is a new update"
No, I only check from time to time
bitch, im on w10 21h2
I literally (don't care) don't see anything different from 21h2 and 22h2
The engineers at the local military procurement office all agree with my love for Win7
it either works fine, or it brings up issues that were not present before
Win 7 is better and I agree with that but muh games
hold on that, i have a picture that describes it well
The only reason I got another drive to install Win10 onto
take cover falco
See, that's the problem
Either way, in any case, eventually
You'll need to move on Win 10
Dual boot 
Meh, it's stupid imho
Not going to change your mind, that's obvious
behold, trying to run mass effect remaster on win7 with a w7 patch 
But read again what I said, that's my reason
Until I'm not forced to move on 11, I'll stick with 10
might as well skip 11 and wait for 12
fuckers will discontinue support for w10 soon anyway
I skipped 8 now that I think of it
It means I retain compatibility with older games, I will most likely have to slowly transition away from Win7 though
oggi alle mf
(whoever has an image of falco loving 12y olds, now's your time to shine)
That's true, I could use Win 7 for like one game that I don't even know if it will work, but surely I'll have more chances on Win 7
Fucking Syno

@crystal grail
fuck
i pinged the wrong person
i am being banned in the mount and blade server

Hate of the Balkans?
anyone wanna watch me ruin the admin team day
i hate the balkans
cunts dont know how mods work
so i am sending them all the memes of brainfart in theyr off topic channel
damn off topic is pretty cringe
because they don't have brainfart 😭
imagine not having a brainfart
imagine not having a
imagine
why
If no brainfart, then brainqueef? 
Bussy do squirt..
oggi alle
Watch out
I still have windows 7 installed on the other hard drive but I've always been booting w10 since it was installed
never had issues so far, so no need to go back to 7... yet 
I still keep it there just in case
Ok mutahar
also when Windows tries to push you the update to 11 you can just say no lul
p!ban @cyan eagle you guessed it.....spam bot
@cyan eagle has been banned.
hey, he didnt mention linux once
Yet..
Just wait until Microsoft accidentally do a failed forced upgrade to win11 on your PC, breaking your OS. Dual boot all the way!
only templeOS for me
heck, install puppyOS
jesus how many are there
direct communication with god 
go back to DOS
the last time anything related to windows 11 appeared on my pc was "would you like to upgrade for free" with a "not now" button in the bottom right corner
I think we gucci
I'm not in whatever blacklist Microsoft puts y'all with these weird ass forced updates/upgrades
the only time Microsoft will give me casus belli is when my controller stops working
Flashback to the global upgrade to Win10 I had some fun times helping people in my family save their PCs from Microsoft's shenanigans
I love the Xbox one controllers but they break all the time
Too homosexual for their own sakes
I still have a Xbox 360 controller
I bought new analog stick rubber caps for it these days
I have it already
Que grande diosito
Ach so der Dreiecksmann, klar.
that must've been painful
yes 
ja, wunderbar
ja, gut
sehr gut
ja ne
Zeer goed 
... and that's all I know of the german language

ursekta jag talar inte tyska
i am banned from the mount and blade discord server 😭
Dude don't spawn demons
did you start some sort of faction war in there
YAY
yeah kinda lol
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
it's alright I got doom slayer on speed dial
mooi
din mamma ar en hund
Creo que entendí
ok I understood that one
oh no, embed fail
ja
die duiwel is my heer
pro tip put < and > on each end of link to fail embed on everything
der är inte gröna husdjur
lmao ok now I know why it failed
!embedfail
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OwO
majaa hiii
every time i see this

its just a sentinel tank machine gun port
HIIIIIIIII
cute new pfp :3
Overkill is playing with Dutyer
Alright.
Why does the machine gun port on the sentinel tank look like my dick after a cold shower?
because the sentinel tank had a cold shower
Pizza Planet
they are playing with my feelings right now
maybe you have ancestry with tanks
i bet they will cancel payday3 just to emotionally abuse me
Even clyde thinks it looks like a dick.
Is toradora for pedos?
Siberian cat does 3 back flips on verbal command with no toys to prompt
taiga!
In case you're wondering, "why?", it's an armoured housing for the water jacket.
Ah, water jacket.
Makes sense.
Not my fault that i got a phone
So true
Is it ok to watch it as an adult 
@orchid robincan u ping grok and ask him why the update is taking forever
sure my fellow user
ever since i started shouting "feral" at random guys at the gym, its become a much more pleasant experience
i dont see why not
i mean there are no repercussions for such action
do it no balls
I swear if you actually do it
While you're at, ask him when he's going to remove the Anomalies and add Tarkov mechanics.
listen listen
im a moron
but im not that moronic
Ask him how to repair guns
i have coldsores and am in pain
and my brother is visiting
:(((
while you are at it why dont u also ask him why is the game not looking like tarkov
Ask him why hes green
damn that sucks
You don't have a big bottle full of expired Acyclovir prescriptions?
wish you a speedy recovery
I hope you recover just right.
tell your body to heal faster
Goldilocks in this shit
if you don't cringe too hard
17pageessayonhowGoldilocksisactuallyaboutgentrification.pdf
the puss in boots movie made goldilocks a lvl 20 druid
help
you watched puss in boots?
Puss in duty(s ass)

Watched in it theaters actually, no compressed 144p discord webm
Take the goddamn joke!!!
yeah it was super good
made me cry a few times
Idk
big jack horner is a good villain
Strap
its called strap on 😛

Strap is not puss
He knows!
finally got a response from a streamer
hahaha.........not true and i will emotionally shoot that plane down faster than an AA system
I re-installed resident evil 8 and went to check out the mods
80 are just nudity
80%
boobs boobs and more boobs
like jesus
yep
shocker
big peenus chris
Want
punching a rock is nothing when u can watch him split a boulder in half with his dick
this was the best mod i saw
Nexusmods needs a setting to filter out nudity mods separately from gore mods, like seriously.
in memorium to cassandra's voice actress who passed away from rectal cancer before the game released
rectal cancer
it was actually really sweet like damn
yeah it's one of the more lethal ones
colon cancer is the actual term for it
WTF?!?!
but scrolling through like so many porn mods and just seeing that made me go "oh, wholesome"
How can you even do that with just Muscles??
me looking for cyberpunk 2077 mods and fallout 3 mods
fallout 4 mods be like: modern gun, modern gun, boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs, modern gun, modern gun, modern gun, boobs x 9, more modern equipment, more boobs, done
yeah that baby was............ yeah
cock
modern guns, boobs...
the vore baby
i saw a cyberpunk mod about better detailed feet 
LOL
my fallout 4 modslist is like 5% boobs 80% guns and 15% misc content
You got a feetfinder account huh V?
me looking at the 80+ weapons in my inventory all using the same caliber Which one... to pick...
me sitting at a comfortable and respectable 438 mod count for my fo4 
and a suspicious amount of mods "beatifying" characters
only the female ones
Still don't understand those types of gamers who install so many fetish mods.
God only gave me two hands.
Fallout 4 mods is usually
More storage
Better scraps
More space for placement
More props
More NPCs
Basically just better game overall
new vegas mods be like: KILL AND EAT YOUR OWN FOLLOWERS
my fav mod was the more romance dialogue lines
like my character will be like "hey piper" "What?" "You're cute :)" "Awww blue"
blessed mod makers
i killed and ate piper
cait made me want to blow my fucking head off
i hate irish people why would i want one following me around
Kinda like cait
Meleee
yeah i asked her to beat the shit outta me
MELEEEEEEE
curie
melee fighters in fallout when the target is more than 5 inches away
Literally me
Tbh
If i can go melee i will
Especially in powr armor
Fallout 4 could have been a much better game if they cleaned up a lot of details
I'm more concerned about where the accent came from.
And her stupid fucking backstory.
- added back cut content
if it cooked one more year it could have beeng genuinely a fun game
no sympathy for druggies! fuck your redemption i will eat you cait.
CRYSTALLLLL HAIII
it would have taken extra 2 years
gunplay was a welcome change... but i honestly couldn't even finish it
MAJA!!!!! SISTER!!! HRU? uwu~
i love you too~
I think Fallout 4 was also way too intruisive with quests
POV
You are my one-night-stand, you woke up in the hotel room.
Love ya more x3
hheelloooo
my cat is sleeping on my leg
Hi.
Want to ask me a question
🪚 🦵
:8ball: Pfft.
uh oh
no, I'm really not
shame, sorry about that pncake
p!kys
go drink your favourite beverage
Yeah
Where do uhhh
Grain come from? And why are some partially poisonous?
ive heard that shit so many times
Ah, yes, the standard 4chan response
I'm covered in butter and syrup, how will I ever get that stuff off 
mohammed cutting his robes to not wake his cat
guys
a chinese emperor cutting his robes to not wake up his male lover
I need a hug
p!cat
you wont
Also more coffee
the bees and ants will consume you
and you will die
a well deserved death
To valhalla then, let me rejoin my ancestors in death
I wanna play resi 8 but i don't want to hurt the Dimitrescu's