🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

asme one as in your pfp?

[ruby minnow]

this is the femboy chat

[uncut obsidian]

here

[heady crow]

this is the femboy chat

[digital quartz]

Ye

[heady crow]

hes such a good boy

[arctic grove]

Cause we're living shitposts or what

[uncut obsidian]

3 people have seen my face now

[arctic grove]

Two more in one hour, spicy

[final cedar]

"And the homeless man turned out to be Iggy pop. True story btw"

[uncut obsidian]

this isn't just a shitposting channel

[digital quartz]

tbf my dogs a rescued street dog she is kind of a menace but it got a whole lot better over the years

[uncut obsidian]

it's way more

[heady crow]

its like what #wild_west is to shädbase discord server

[uneven sinew]

Real

[gentle saffron]

shad is in prison right

[uncut obsidian]

You're in shad discord server?

[heady crow]

last i heard yea

[final cedar]

invite to shädbase server pls

[gentle saffron]

please tell me that guy is locked up for eternity

[dreamy agate]

Good

[uncut obsidian]

Idk the story

[gentle saffron]

i hope he is never released to the public again

[dreamy agate]

Pedophilic piece of shit

[placid geode]

nonce

[gentle saffron]

actual threat to society

[dreamy agate]

Who makes “art”

[uncut obsidian]

Oh I remember now

[final cedar]

what

[final cedar]

fr?

[dreamy agate]

How he wasn’t blasted into the moon makes no sense

[final cedar]

lmao

[heady crow]

ye on assault charges

[final cedar]

no need to send it

[heady crow]

suprised it wasnt bcs of cp

[dreamy agate]

Figures the druggie pedophilic POS would be in for that

We need to bring back the gallows

[heady crow]

the server isnt related to shäd anymore tho. Nowadays its called Necohaus with the mods picking up administration completely

[dreamy agate]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[digital quartz]

Yoinked

[dreamy agate]

I’m guessing it’s still a pedo hotspot?

[final cedar]

Is it sex assault or just random assault charges?

[dreamy agate]

Assault with a deadly weapon

[heady crow]

no idea, i just steal memes from there

[final cedar]

funny enough I didn't get the guy was doxxed

[final cedar]

plus was shäds content big into loli shit?

[uncut obsidian]

maja new pfp

[dreamy agate]

Yeah “loli”

Drawn pedophilia

[final cedar]

yikes

[final cedar]

I always found the twisted pop culture stuff rather funny

[grim radish]

yt ppl 😂🤣🤣🤣

[dreamy agate]

No

God I wish I could be a Walmart sniper

[final cedar]

is that skate?

[dreamy agate]

“You’re trying to feed your kids?” “Get fucked brokie”

[dreamy agate]

Yes

[final cedar]

which one?

[grim radish]

Lol yeah I suppose but you gotta get the draw on them first right??

[dreamy agate]

3

[digital quartz]

wtf are US walmarts just giant ffa maps ?

[uncut obsidian]

didntidoitforyou

[dreamy agate]

Trash ghillie suit

[gentle saffron]

wal mart is a different realm

[grim radish]

Some of them are tbh

[placid geode]

why does walmart need snipers when it just massacres local economies by opening stores

[dreamy agate]

Become one with the Walmart

[final cedar]

It got a PC port

[dreamy agate]

Not anymore

Sadly

[heady crow]

goddamn liberals are ruining the country

[digital quartz]

Aight so there is looting too ? Im definitely dropping in the gun aisle with my team

[dreamy agate]

I miss seeing overpriced 870’s with fudds trying to buy them

[uncut obsidian]

happens every time smh

[grim radish]

Hate when that happens

[gentle saffron]

you guys said it at the same time

[gentle saffron]

you should passionately kiss now

[dreamy agate]

Liberal what? Conservative who? As long as I can manufacture fully automatic weapons I’m happy

You mean the best Americans that ever lived?

Get fucked looters. Koreans:300 Rioters:0

[digital quartz]

Yes but luckily no inside rooftops in a wallmart

[final cedar]

Isn't it legal to build a machine gun yourself?

[dreamy agate]

No

You have to have a SOT

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmR02p0hL58 @digital quartz goddamnit im getting more octavian propaganda in my recommended

[dreamy agate]

Manufacturing license

As well as you can give it to anyone unless it was made before 86

It also has to be registered with the ATF

[final cedar]

But certain guns can be build without a need for a SOT, right?

[digital quartz]

Mans PR so effective it still works ca 2000 years later

[dreamy agate]

No

[broken pine]

hershal you missed it

[dreamy agate]

You have to have a license

[broken pine]

there was a cool guy in VC

[dreamy agate]

Was he a fed?

[broken pine]

mf was a collector

he said he had like 98 firearms or some shit like that

showed of a lee

[dreamy agate]

Why does the cool shit happen when I’m off?

[final cedar]

Wait, I can build a pipe shotty without a license, just not be able to sell it, no?

[broken pine]

spanish mauser

his mas 36

[dreamy agate]

No

Still need a license

[plucky void]

FFXIV fandom

[broken pine]

he had a m1 carbine

MF was loaded

[final cedar]

[dreamy agate]

You can modify but not build

Laws are weird

[grim radish]

Another morning to play Doom 2

[placid geode]

i almost got a mk5 jungle carbine

[broken pine]

1st letter: Primary Classification
Z = Armored
P = Artillery

2nd letter: Secondary Classification
Under Z Category:
B = Infantry
S = Transport
T = Tank
Under P Category:
L = Howitzer
G = Anti-Air
T = Anti-Tank

3rd letter: Traits
D = Tracked
L = Wheeled
Z = Medium (Main Battle) / Self-propelled
Q = Light

Combined:
ZBD = Tracked Armored Infantry Fighting Vehicle
ZSL = Wheeled Transport Vehicle
ZTZ = Main Battle Tank
ZTQ = Light Tank
PGZ = Self-propelled Anti-Air Artillery

chinese vehicle naming

[dreamy agate]

Sorry Falco we are gun posting once more

[plucky void]

political

[dreamy agate]

Look at this heinous monstrosity

[broken pine]

would be nice if it was .22

[plush creek]

is that supposed to be a dmr?

[broken pine]

(:

[dreamy agate]

No just a AR

[arctic grove]

The fuck is that Front handguard

[plush creek]

why the big ass scope though

[gentle saffron]

oh its not so ba- OH MY GOODNESS

[placid geode]

is that the fucking 5.7 ar15 thing

[dreamy agate]

Dude I don’t know

[dreamy agate]

No

[broken pine]

average ar 15s here in florida

[final cedar]

so finishing and assembling those prebuild parts is actually a federal offense?

[dreamy agate]

The AR57 takes similar mags to a P90

[dreamy agate]

No

[broken pine]

it pretty much uses the mag

p90 mag

[dreamy agate]

But

[broken pine]

ar57 cursed

[dreamy agate]

The serialized portion is illegal to manufacture

The rest of it is fine

It really just depends

The laws are STRANGE here

[gentle saffron]

you can make every part except the one that is tracked

[dreamy agate]

Yes

[broken pine]

i love sharing it

[gentle saffron]

but you can literally just not listen cause whos gonna stop you

[broken pine]

BEHOLD MY CRUST .338 WIN MAG

[dreamy agate]

The 10 federal agents I have in your ass

[uncut obsidian]

shtop wit the gunss

[broken pine]

guns are cool

[uncut obsidian]

or go to guns thread

[uncut obsidian]

[broken pine]

guns are awesome

[final cedar]

last I checked you could build a pipe gun if it was detectable by metal detectors. enough barrel length and cant have a suppression feature.

[dreamy agate]

They are technically memes

[heady crow]

seething over gunchads

[placid geode]

im done with ar15s lmao, just make a different gun you nerds

[broken pine]

moderator not cool

[dreamy agate]

I think you can technically but I wouldn’t.

[broken pine]

only falco is allowed here

[uncut obsidian]

р!mute is on its way

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-18453366

[arctic grove]

Brat

[digital quartz]

Aw come on let them talk about their toys

[heady crow]

i didnt mean it

[dreamy agate]

This fucking handgun is a meme

[placid geode]

colt should be patent fiends at this point i cant even find a fucking non ar based rifle that isnt a bolt action saiga izhmash cumbucket that fires 6.5 creedmoor and costs 3 million dollars

[arctic grove]

Some of those target pistols are so fuckin ugly

[dreamy agate]

I think you’re just retarded then

[uncut obsidian]

post cats, now

[broken pine]

uh no

[broken pine]

this is #🎪bruh-fart

[dreamy agate]

Fuck off cat boy this is a terrorist server

[broken pine]

not#cat

[digital quartz]

P!cat

[digital quartz]

[uncut obsidian]

post cat

[placid geode]

no u

[heady crow]

this is #🎪bruh-fart we clown up this bitch, get youre woke ass back to #╟❓general-offtopic

[broken pine]

snugs

my cat

my man

[marble cove]

nice cat

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[broken pine]

he is going to be 9 years old later this year

[final cedar]

SALAMI

[dreamy agate]

FILE DUMP

[uncut obsidian]

A

[gentle saffron]

rump shaker

[uncut obsidian]

chat killer

[digital quartz]

So uhh cats

[marble cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1047777719649312838/attachment-2-3.gif

[arctic grove]

Dont fucking post rumpshaker, its such a shitty meme whos only quality is being homosexual bait. Thats it.

nothing funny, just gae

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bSAzM.gif

[gentle saffron]

cat spamming killed chat

[uncut obsidian]

what is rumpshaker

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-grandma-dancing-viral-hog-cool-gif-17061657

[gentle saffron]

thug shaker

[arctic grove]

Black guy twerking

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1074339839241109585/Screenshot_47.png

[final cedar]

I thought falco is a girl

[marble cove]

https://tenor.com/view/asscrab-headcrab-ass-booty-twerk-gif-21616651

[uncut obsidian]

wtf

[marble cove]

the crab shaker

[digital quartz]

I dont remember them having cheeks

[final cedar]

gordon what are you doing

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-brick-throw-gif-25019565

[uncut obsidian]

idk who that is

[gentle saffron]

YOU CAN DO THE RUMP SHAKER, THE CRAB SHAKER. TAKE THAT FACE OFF AND SHAKE THAT SHIT

[placid geode]

i can because they're both f-tier

[digital quartz]

Should've had a second daughter

[final cedar]

her preggers pics make her look like a literall cow

[uncut obsidian]

the woman?

[gentle saffron]

that tends to happen to pregnant women

[placid geode]

no she just astroturfed youtube

and everyone clowned on her for it

[final cedar]

nobody cares about her tbh

[uncut obsidian]

W movie

[marble cove]

honestly

[final cedar]

golden compass?

[gentle saffron]

no

[gentle saffron]

polar express

[final cedar]

i always confuse those 2

Since tom hanks has a golden watch

[placid geode]

me when i get millions from conservative donors so i can just make videos talking about how you should consume raw milk left out in the sun for 5 days

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/btZ1I.gif

[placid geode]

(its health)

[digital quartz]

Wait what ? Those are 2 different movies ?

[gentle saffron]

there was some fucking neanderthal at the park one day selling unpasteurized milk saying it's untainted or whatever

[placid geode]

golden compass was live action and cringe

[gentle saffron]

i wanted to wait for her after she left and strangle her to death

[placid geode]

polar express has uncanny cgi only and its based

[digital quartz]

hey you want milk that goes bad in 2 days ?

[final cedar]

post

[marble cove]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[gentle saffron]

if it doesnt fucking kill you and give you prions

[final cedar]

make chat bi

[placid geode]

best way for your kids not to be assholes on christmas is to have a disturbing cgi tom hanks recreation go right up to their face and be like "HOT CHOCOLATE"

[dreamy agate]

Actual watermelooos

[final cedar]

🍈 🍈

[oblique spire]

Smash

[gentle saffron]

send her feet pics NOW

NOW!!!

[uncut obsidian]

mine?

[dreamy agate]

Jesus Christ

[final cedar]

she's definitely getting bred

[dreamy agate]

They’re ducking huge

[gentle saffron]

it shouldve been me

[digital quartz]

Interesting choice of words

[dreamy agate]

I’m Jewish now

[final cedar]

shalom

[marble cove]

she's literally pregnant, huh?

[dreamy agate]

Homemade circumcision for a taste of abitties

[final cedar]

nose to big

offsets the booby counter

[dreamy agate]

Brainfart needs to be renamed Abigail Shapiro Enjoyment Forum

[final cedar]

how else you maek bb?

[uncut obsidian]

Today is Singles' Day.

The holiday serves as a complement to All Lovers' Day, but for single people who are not married or in a romantic relationship.

[dreamy agate]

Hahaha what’s that weird show?? Hahaha what’s the name so i can avoid it? Hahahaah tell me. Tell me NOW

[uncut obsidian]

happy holiday everyone

[fading shuttle]

giant khazar milkies making me question my antisemitism

[placid geode]

its the handmaids tale you doofuses

[final cedar]

happy singles day guys and girls

[dreamy agate]

The fucking whiplash LMFAO

https://tenor.com/view/white-women-gross-irony-epic-god-making-white-women-gif-16980815

[dreamy agate]

How are all of those in the same bio

[gentle saffron]

i have NO fucking idea

[final cedar]

mental illness

[marble cove]

real and true

[dreamy agate]

https://tenor.com/view/f35-lockheed-martin-f35lightning-ii-plane-jet-plane-gif-15000980

Govt can we have mental health? Govt:

[final cedar]

based and ted pilled

[digital quartz]

Cognitive dissonance personified

[dreamy agate]

People hear a word once and run with it

The destruction of the English language is truly one of the moments of all time

Return to Latin

[placid geode]

im getting the taft-hartley act repealed so we can wildcat strike the internet

[final cedar]

ave

[dreamy agate]

True to Caesar

No legion maxxing?

https://tenor.com/view/vulpes-fnv-fallout-new-vegas-dance-gif-22150476

[mental portal]

[dreamy agate]

It’s not my fault the NCR forbids me to have a strong male lover

I mean what

[placid geode]

fr tho caesar was such a fruit

[gentle saffron]

whats ur guys' favorite regional water in the US :)

im a zephyrhills enjoyer

[dreamy agate]

Whichever one doesn’t have lead

[placid geode]

"unhhhh look at me unhhh dialectics, ive read boooks unhhhh"

[gentle saffron]

ice mountain?

[dreamy agate]

It’s a trick question

They all do

[placid geode]

and i thought arcade was the theory nerd twink

[gentle saffron]

what about deer park?

ozarka?

arrowhead?

perhaps poland spring?

[dreamy agate]

I drink from the swamp so idk

[gentle saffron]

dont ask why i know the regional US bottled waters

[dreamy agate]

Brain eating amoeba got me acting strange

[placid geode]

there are two homosexuals inside the new vegas resident: caesar and arcade gannon

[dreamy agate]

We aren’t

[dreamy agate]

Christine and Veronica

[gentle saffron]

what the fuck do you drink

wait im sorry hang on

are you drinking tap water

[dreamy agate]

Also all of the prostitutes

[gentle saffron]

hershal.

cmon.

[dreamy agate]

But that’s paid

[dreamy agate]

No

[gentle saffron]

dont tell me you drink tap water.

[dreamy agate]

Swamp.

Swamp.

[gentle saffron]

real and true

[dreamy agate]

I drink the luscious amoeba water

[placid geode]

southerners being like "just your average tap water" and then drinking iced tea with a whole sugarcane fields worth of sugar mixed into it

[dreamy agate]

Yeah and?

[final cedar]

I think translate isn't alright with dead languages

[dreamy agate]

Hello, how are you?

[dreamy agate]

Omg how’d you get my search history?

[digital quartz]

Fresh windows installation browser never opened

[placid geode]

do you call every soda a "coke"

[dreamy agate]

No? We call it Soda as generic and coke for cola

[broken topaz]

no but i refer to coke as baking soda

[dreamy agate]

You’ve been reading too much buzzfeed northerner

[placid geode]

i literally knew a southerner that did that nerd

[digital quartz]

What about soda pops ?

[dreamy agate]

Lord have mercy

[digital quartz]

Dont some ppl say that too ?

[gentle saffron]

i call it pop

[placid geode]

you're just jealous you dont get bubblers

[gentle saffron]

florida is corrupted by the northern states and we call it fucking pop

least i do anyways

[broken topaz]

fizzy bubblé

[digital quartz]

You better be ready and available in 2 hours

[broken topaz]

D:

[placid geode]

pop is a weird name for soda

[digital quartz]

It is

[orchid robin]

i am back

[gentle saffron]

SODA!!!

[placid geode]

OBAMNA

[final cedar]

is that mandalores OG soundtrack or taken from some other work?

[orchid robin]

making huge progress with the new puppy

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

[gentle saffron]

that is the Goosebumps main theme

[digital quartz]

U got a pupper ?

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cure-outbreak-doctor-pepper-dr-pepper-dance-gif-23357180

[orchid robin]

a stray we took off the street like a week ago

[broken topaz]

Pure style

[placid geode]

soda is also a weird name but at least its more understandable (soda springs that have mildly carbonated water)

but pop? wtf does that shit "pop" from

popping bottle caps?

they dont pop for shit though

[orchid robin]

popping a cap in your ass if i catch you drinking one

[placid geode]

im drinking a mountain dew as we speak

[final cedar]

soda pop

you used to pop bottles open

[orchid robin]

the bullet is on its way via mail

[placid geode]

cool what caliber

[orchid robin]

[final cedar]

8" meatsabre

[orchid robin]

unknown mm

i can confirm

i am an african american

i lied to all of you about living in greece

[placid geode]

what if you just send the bullet and not the rest of the cartridge

[orchid robin]

then how would the mailman shoot you with it

think mate

think

[placid geode]

you said you were going to shoot it

there was no specification on the mailman

[orchid robin]

the mailman is shooting the bullet on my behalf

[stone blade]

[placid geode]

with what though? a slingshot?

[final cedar]

you hold the barrel of the gun into the envelope, shoot, close it quick and the recipient gets it in his face once he opens the letter

[placid geode]

that seems like a lot of work

[final cedar]

well yeah you gotta commit

[gentle saffron]

loony toons ahh

[stone blade]

opinion on OPERA GX?

[placid geode]

why not just put the gun in a package, pull the trigger, close the box quickly and then once it gets to the recipient you not only have the bullet but also the gun itself so it has its highest velocity right as it leaves the muzzle

[final cedar]

brave

[stone blade]

?

[final cedar]

use brave instead

[placid geode]

arent they all chromium based browsers

[final cedar]

only real advantage is ram limiting

[final cedar]

yes

[digital quartz]

good man

[stone blade]

I'm asking on an opinion not what I should use

[placid geode]

well it doesnt really matter then because its all basically the same shit

[final cedar]

not very good

too many trackers allowed for my taste

generally a bit to much meta collected

[placid geode]

didnt google just admit that they collect data from all chromium browsers regardless of companies privacy policies

[digital quartz]

I dont like the little boot up thingy it does

[final cedar]

that was related to using google products with it I think. Like browser plugins from chrome store

[orchid robin]

tbf i had no say in it

i was sleeping after the exam i took the previous day

having the best sleep of my life

and my mother barged into my room

turned on the lights

[final cedar]

firefox is probably the superior browser

[orchid robin]

and said "yeah we got a new puppy"

[placid geode]

and things like the google search engine, right? so regardless of what browser you're using its gonna be google either way and thus metadata = collected

[digital quartz]

Sounds like a good day

[orchid robin]

it was

after the premature waking up effect wore off and i stopped thinking about killing everyone

[placid geode]

the one thing ill say about google is that their new chrome version will supposedly let you change the shortcuts and i cant believe it took them like 10 years to have that shit

[final cedar]

tons of good search engines not owned by megacorps

[orchid robin]

duck duck go?

[final cedar]

no

[orchid robin]

duck duck not go?

[placid geode]

altavista

[final cedar]

one I use all the time is metager

[orchid robin]

I GOT IT

duck duck highway of death

[dreamy agate]

Duck duck goose

[final cedar]

searx

[orchid robin]

noooooo way

[placid geode]

metager? surprised i didnt know of it until now

[orchid robin]

the best search engine

is breaking into the goverment files on said person or subject

[placid geode]

breaking in?

[plucky void]

damn. he knew

[orchid robin]

yes

[placid geode]

homie public records are easy as hell to produce

[orchid robin]

i am one with the files

[placid geode]

literally just ask the tax assessor

[final cedar]

it's not breaking in since you partially own the building

[orchid robin]

SHUT UP, YOU WILL NOT TELL ME THAT WHAT I WANT TO BE ILLEGAL IS LEGAL

[ruby minnow]

its not even ramadan yet

[orchid robin]

why has islam become such a meme all of a sudden

[gentle saffron]

lib status: smashed

[placid geode]

i forgot bill oreilly is still alive

[ruby minnow]

anything is a meme

[gentle saffron]

i dont even read the top i just think the bottom is funny

[ruby minnow]

you just gotta make it one

[orchid robin]

that should be fixed

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

[orchid robin]

okay

[placid geode]

the dude that dick cheney shot in the face only just passed away this week

[digital quartz]

Wow that took a while

[orchid robin]

damn

The US experiencing serious lag issues

[placid geode]

2003 ping

[orchid robin]

also am i the only one who....... WANTS A STALKER THEMED MULTIPLAYER GAME THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE STALCRAFT

[placid geode]

the most insane part of that scandal is that cheney made the dude apologize to him for getting shot in the face

[orchid robin]

lemme check something about dick cheney

ofc

that clears everything up

now i get it why he made the guy apologize to him

[digital quartz]

[orchid robin]

all i had to check was party affiliation

and it all became clear to me

[digital quartz]

I knew exactly what you were doing

[orchid robin]

vice president under george bush

[placid geode]

its not even that, he was the guy that sent us right into iraq balls deep

[orchid robin]

no.............just no

[digital quartz]

The US has produced some of the most memeworthy politicians known to mankind. A tremendous feat

[placid geode]

bush wasnt even president at that point, it was the mf cheney presidency

[orchid robin]

literally, the memes coming out about polands prime minister and head of ruling party are nowhere near as insane as anything the US has

[digital quartz]

I think at this point ypu have to be memeable

Otherwise you are boring

[orchid robin]

and now there are idiots who claim bush has "redeemed" himself

say that to the iraqi children he killed

ah fuck i went over the line

[placid geode]

yeah but he paints now

[heavy peak]

Now im gonna stop you right here, before i start handing out warnings about political discussions

[placid geode]

this is a real george bush painting

[orchid robin]

okay okay

[broken topaz]

george bush thigh pics

[orchid robin]

message received

[gentle saffron]

george bush feet pics NOW

[digital quartz]

[placid geode]

they're right there, feet n all

[digital quartz]

George Bush and maja trading

[orchid robin]

dear lord no

[orchid robin]

HIS CHIN

[digital quartz]

You know leno was hot when he got that dogshit

[orchid robin]

HOLY SHIT

[placid geode]

he made one of his dad

look at that 7head

[orchid robin]

THATS BIGGER THAN ARNOLD SCHWAZENNEGERS

[broken topaz]

The sadness in his eyes

[placid geode]

DAYUMMM MY MOTHERFUCKIN FOREHEAD

[digital quartz]

Mfer did the face edit meme on his dad manually

[orchid robin]

he just like you for real

[gentle saffron]

honestly yes

i love killing women

[placid geode]

aw hell wrong one

[orchid robin]

OI

he killed men too

[placid geode]

hw from the grave looking at his painting like https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8I00fLgUqaY

[gentle saffron]

dont care

kill and eat prostitutes

like a boss

[orchid robin]

male prostitutes?

[gentle saffron]

youre baiting me

[broken topaz]

You are what you eat

[gentle saffron]

i wont fucking have it

i will not tolerate this

[orchid robin]

just like you wont tolerate the male prostitutes?

[gentle saffron]

can you tolerate me caving your skull with a tire iron

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[orchid robin]

only if you tolerate male prostitutes

[gentle saffron]

i do tolerate them and they are allowed to live full healthy lives

[orchid robin]

then why wont you eat them like you eat the other prostitutes

[placid geode]

vore

[gentle saffron]

because i tolerate them

this is hurting my head

i feel funny

[placid geode]

vore

[digital quartz]

Human

[orchid robin]

but you still refuse to hurt their heads

[orchid robin]

i am comprised of meat, pasta and bechamel

[broken topaz]

lasaga

[orchid robin]

not really but sure

[orchid robin]

we have a greek version

its better

in every way to the inferior italian lasagna

[gentle saffron]

garfieldpilled

[broken topaz]

I dont think ive had any good greek food

But could be that the greek restaurants here just suck

[heady crow]

gyrospita

[orchid robin]

GYROPITA

GYYYYRRROOOOOSSSSSSS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[heady crow]

this man greeks

[gentle saffron]

"good" and "greek food" do not belong in the same sentence

[broken topaz]

Gyropita is just a worse döner

[orchid robin]

i wish i greeked enough to find femboys 😔

[gentle saffron]

forget this garbage

[orchid robin]

A pipebomb is in your mail

[gentle saffron]

i need a quesorito from taco bell

[orchid robin]

same goes for you

[placid geode]

gyros doners shawarma its all literally the same food

[gentle saffron]

that makes no sense

[placid geode]

like its from the entire area

[heady crow]

how about you mail yourself to me

[orchid robin]

i meant the pipebomb in your mail

[gentle saffron]

oh goodie

[orchid robin]

its illegal, im sorry

[gentle saffron]

oh goodness gracious me

i cant wait to check my mail

[heady crow]

greek male mail wife

[placid geode]

from the levant northward

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1075441405637435472/redditsave.com_where_will_i_watch_races_now-mxkp1wwvkxc91.mp4

[placid geode]

mf cannoli is a gyro

[orchid robin]

you what

WHAT THE FUCK

DID YOU JUST SAY

[placid geode]

its all basically the same

[orchid robin]

I DESPISE THIS COUNTRY WITH ALL MY HEART BUT I WILL STILL DEFEND ITS FOOD

[split canyon]

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[gentle saffron]

literally any mediterranean country has better food than greece

[foggy mantle]

Ted kisses Brüno [UTC+2]

Powered by weeb.sh

[placid geode]

im telling you

[orchid robin]

im gonna fuckin stab you in the balls

[heady crow]

p!kiss @winged phoenix

[placid geode]

its all fucking gyros

[foggy mantle]

Brüno [UTC+2] kisses Ted

Powered by weeb.sh

[heady crow]

wsg ted

[gentle saffron]

real

[narrow lotus]

p!ban 944033520240721980 spam bot

[orchid robin]

MODS

[foggy mantle]

@drifting ridge has been banned.

[orchid robin]

MODS

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

THEY ARE SLANDERING MY FOOD

[hoary elk]

bloat

[placid geode]

@orchid robin

its ALL THE SAME STUFF

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-kiss-boy-gif-25993356

[placid geode]

cannoli is shawarma gyro doner

[orchid robin]

IM GOING TO

GO TO YOUR HOUSE

AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE

HOW DARE YOU CALL CANNOLI GYRO

[narrow lotus]

[placid geode]

you cant light on fire what doesnt exist

[gentle saffron]

name one greek "meal" that is any better than the shit i scrape off my boots after work

[orchid robin]

i do not take anything back, he insulted gyropita

[orchid robin]

Παστίτσιο

[placid geode]

hey, im not insulting gyros. nor shawarma or doners. just saying they're the same stuff

[gentle saffron]

cant read that, therefore i disregard it

[orchid robin]

you uncultured motherfucker

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-nghedgehogs-gifs-gif-24993633

[orchid robin]

you people disgust me, not appreciating the greek cuisine

[hoary elk]

I LOVE APPLE PIE

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-smile-gif-22766330

[orchid robin]

not american btw

its british

kiss me

[placid geode]

moussaka deez nuts

[gentle saffron]

REAL CUISINE COMES FROM THE GOOD OLE U S OF A

[foggy mantle]

Ted kisses Dutyer

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

proud inventors of the quesorito from taco bell

[foggy mantle]

Ted kisses Brüno [UTC+2]

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

and other wonderful dishes

[orchid robin]

ALL YOUR FOOD IS DUNKED IN CORN SYRUP AND YOUR CHILDREN DIE OF DIABETES

[gentle saffron]

poverty.

thats my response

do with it what you will

[placid geode]

https://www.tacobell.com/news/taco-bell-defy-concept-opens-june-7-one-of-the-most-innovative-drive-thru-experiences-yet

wow wtf they dont even have pictures

[gentle saffron]

i LOVE taco bell!

[placid geode]

fucking taco bell

[gentle saffron]

classic american cuisine

someone has clearly never had nashville hot fried chicken

[placid geode]

gaze into the abyss of your corporate overlords

[gentle saffron]

GLORY

BASK IN ITS HOLINESS

[placid geode]

5x the lanes to get your order wrong

and they ship that mf in a fucking tube

this is literally 1984 george obergefell

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-bell-gif-24192358

[gentle saffron]

as if they havent already?

[placid geode]

its already here

[gentle saffron]

i saw a bank that was turned into a dunkin donuts

[placid geode]

its in minnesota

[gentle saffron]

super based

i love my corporate hell!

[placid geode]

they may as well mash it and feedtube it to you in your car

just a slurry of sour cream and beef

[gentle saffron]

just give me an IV of mountain dew baja blast

[placid geode]

they didnt even keep sangrita blast

[gentle saffron]

revel in the american beauty of buffalo wings, our greatest culinary invention

[placid geode]

honestly they should go bankrupt for that

baja blast is good but sangrita fucking DEMOLISHES it

about as well as they demolish it with ice

which real talk: why the fuck do we even put ice in sodas

that shits already cold because its in the fountain

[gentle saffron]

i LOVE seed oils! i LOOOOVE shoveling preservatives in my mouth! i cant STAND natural grown meals!!

[placid geode]

but we put more cold shit in it that dilutes the soda

makes it into this gross bland mess

i am ANTI-ice AKTION

[gentle saffron]

if you use seed oils you deserve the slow agonizing death you will receive

olive oil only

anything else can fuck off

[placid geode]

olive oil is such a blast

other veggie oils should be used for weird waste oil car conversions and thats it

[orchid robin]

i got olive oil

barrels of it

[placid geode]

corn syrup is absolutely disgusting, and its all put in maple syrup its so bad

[gentle saffron]

vegetable oil is only good for powering diesel vehicles

[digital quartz]

Use ghee

[placid geode]

if you ever had natural maple syrup it is incredible

[hoary elk]

coconute

[gentle saffron]

i have fucking so much olive oil, i use it in most meals i cook

[placid geode]

its smooth and not this weird viscous goopy shit that drips like motor oil

[gentle saffron]

mainly cause i cook fish

i can cook any fish u want

[orchid robin]

whale shark

[placid geode]

spreads amazingly on pancakes and gets absorbed so its perfect for it

[gentle saffron]

fried? pan seared? grilled? i do it all

[hoary elk]

fugu

[gentle saffron]

my wife loves when i grill us up some fuckin mahi mahi

[placid geode]

and yet, you have to go out of your way to get that stuff compared to corn syrup based crap

[gentle saffron]

too hard to find sushi grade fish around here

i actually want to learn how to make sushi

[placid geode]

or anywhere in america tbh lol

i cannot trust sushi with my life on that end

[gentle saffron]

here in florida u can find it, i just havent really looked much

[placid geode]

im certain theres places that can do it but hell naw am i getting that stuff in the great lakes lmao

[gentle saffron]

i fucking love sushi

[orchid robin]

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hoary elk]

i think sashimi is better

[placid geode]

ill get my friday night fish fry, grilled salmon, cod, etc

[gentle saffron]

anything with eel is absolutely wonderful

NO???

WHAT?

ted....

[placid geode]

hell i cant even eat fish more than once a month from our waters because they're more mercury and lead than fish

[gentle saffron]

sushi grade is literally just considered parasite free

[orchid robin]

what if the person making the sushi is considered a parasite

a fisherman wont make sure that it has no parasites

[placid geode]

and thats not mention the parasites, bacteria, other potential carcinogens like PCBs or acetone

[digital quartz]

Just be a shark and get the fish from the source

It also has dental benefits

You want the stinky fish

[placid geode]

thats the fucking worst thing about fishing is that literally every toxic thing we have got put in the water at some point so you either have to accept 10 years off your lifespan for a cod to fry or basically look for the most middle of nowhere stream in fucking yellowstone or some shit

[orchid robin]

og sushi used to just be stinky fish with some rice

thats it

[placid geode]

honestly ill just eat eels and stuff now idc

gimme the south korean thing where they sprinkle salt on the eel and it writhes around on the grill

[digital quartz]

Victorian era andy

[gentle saffron]

i fucking love eel

the japanese also have phenomenal alcohol in my opinion

absolutely adore both sake and soju

[gentle saffron]

the taste is unique

its something i can actually stomach unlike the repulsive shit they sell at the liquor store

titos vodka has destroyed the modern world

[placid geode]

"stop playing with your food" the food:

his face at the end

[orchid robin]

the american that claims he is italian because his great great grandfather immigrated from italy

[placid geode]

literally going to murder that video creator

[visual stirrup]

This is basically the "Italian forced to watch pineapple be put on pizza." meme

[gentle saffron]

the italian in question:

pineapple fucking sucks

[digital quartz]

Sweet and savoury is an instant oh nah from me

[gentle saffron]

literally any other fruit is far superior

i would

[orchid robin]

like tomatoes?

[gentle saffron]

id spit on it, ruin it for everyone

[gentle saffron]

vegetable

[placid geode]

i dont get why it has to be on pizza, why not just have it separately

[orchid robin]

its debatable

[orchid robin]

some people say fruit

[gentle saffron]

tell me right now that a tomato is a fruit and why

[orchid robin]

others vegetable

[placid geode]

seeds and flowers

[gentle saffron]

i love tomatoes anyways

[orchid robin]

well to be fair

[placid geode]

tomato is a fruit

[gentle saffron]

good

[orchid robin]

what morden said

[gentle saffron]

it is 100% a fruit im just a dick and wanted to be contrarian

[placid geode]

cucumber is a fruit too

[gentle saffron]

seeds n flowers baybee

[orchid robin]

no its actually a wheat based product

[gentle saffron]

yknow what i love? zucchini

i LOVE zucchini

[digital quartz]

🍆

[placid geode]

have you had zoodles

[heady crow]

wtf dayz zucchini?

[placid geode]

from noodles and company

[gentle saffron]

is that just where you thinly slice zucchini

i do that to put in pasta

[placid geode]

no no, its their zucchini noodles

[gentle saffron]

sounds weird

[placid geode]

like yeah its sliced but they make it into noodle shapes n shit

[gentle saffron]

i just cut up zucchini with a potato peeler and put it in my pasta

thin strips of zucchini in pasta goes hard

[placid geode]

its weird but surprisingly good on their spaghet

usually i just go for their bomb mac n cheese because im basic tho

[gentle saffron]

i do penne bakes with it mostly

my wife absolutely loves when i cook pasta for some reason

its pasta or me grilling expensive fish lol

[heady crow]

@hoary elk

[sick flume]

Can we get much higher

So high

Oh oh oh

Can we get much higher

[narrow lotus]

p!ban @blazing ginkgo another spam bot

[foggy mantle]

@blazing ginkgo has been banned.

[sick flume]

It’s sky net attacking

[orchid robin]

same captcha but do it after agent orange has been deployed there

[gentle saffron]

dude!!! were beign haxked!!!!

oh no!!!

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-typing-hacking-computer-codes-gif-17417874

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/anonymous-hacker-hack-hacking-gif-8722324

[hoary elk]

GM!

[normal reef]

Ledy that was my alt account

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-piana-good-morning-gains-steroids-droids-gif-8082416

[normal reef]

My hairless Twin uses it to learn human speech patterns

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-commander-cody-yes-my-lord-yes-sir-order66-gif-21485151

[gentle saffron]

god i love revenge of the sith

[broken topaz]

Best star wars movie

[gentle saffron]

fight scenes are unparalleled

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1074100724025270485/Darkdecrepitfrog_980fb4_8246102.png

[gentle saffron]

anakin and obi wan vs dooku, obi wan vs grievous, anakin vs obi wan, yoda vs palpatine. LITERALLY CANT FUCKING BEAT IT

[heady crow]

anakin vs obiwan is so fucking over the top its great

[broken topaz]

Yes, the story on its own is a little weak, or as the apex of the prequel trilogy
But with the clone wars to put anakins story in a bigger context, it becomes my favourite star wars movie
@gentle saffron

[gentle saffron]

clone wars very well compliments it

originally who cares about half the fuckin story in the movie

but with TCW itll put a tear in your eye

[broken topaz]

R e a l

But lots of things put tears in my eyes

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-workout-funny-animals-push-ups-gif-10743350

bro where can i get a spotter like that?

[heady crow]

go get some pussy

[broken topaz]

This video just makes me happy

[gentle saffron]

hot take but ive been enjoying the bad batch

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sienna-kerillian-vermintide-rat-gif-23310770

[gentle saffron]

the "filler episodes" just dont feel that bad considering they help build mostly unexplored lore

[digital quartz]

[gentle saffron]

and god, i hate to sound boring

[heady crow]

tomb you locked and loaded?

[gentle saffron]

but i actually enjoy seeing the star wars senate function

[broken topaz]

Hey atleast its not the clone wars jar jar fillers

[gentle saffron]

please no

jar jar got so many people killed

[broken topaz]

He's a sith lord

[digital quartz]

[gentle saffron]

he does force jump in TPM

unironically

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjrG_EPdI3k

[broken topaz]

He do

[digital quartz]

the snoop dogg streams are the greatest

7 hours of a chair

[plucky void]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l15f57HG5Os?feature=share

[broken topaz]

He also mind tricks watto in TPM

not watto

Se bulba

[plucky void]

he cheats in Watto's dice throw

[broken topaz]

watto is the jewish one

[broken topaz]

Thats qui gon

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOM449H6Y8

[plucky void]

same thing

[broken topaz]

NOT THE SAME THING

[plucky void]

why do you think he died in one

[gentle saffron]

LOL

[plucky void]

jar jar was his true self

qui-gon was a meat puppet

[broken topaz]

They did qui gon dirty

Expanded lore qui gon > TPM qui gon

I have qui gon's lightsaber

[plucky void]

I have his phone number

[broken topaz]

we are not the same

[digital quartz]

star war

[plucky void]

last time I called him he said something about a specific set of skills and that he'd find me and kill me

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605859922420432908/945296960036937778/IMG_20220221_133221.jpg?width=953&height=429

Lightsaber my beloved

That pic is old my bed is currently made

[digital quartz]

what about the letter on the bed ?

[broken topaz]

That was the bill

for the lightsaber

[gentle saffron]

can i shove the saber in my ass

[plucky void]

nice of you to specify

[broken topaz]

You can

[digital quartz]

once

[gentle saffron]

real

[hoary elk]

real kyber crystal?!

[broken topaz]

It's blade can withstand full contact duelling

[plucky void]

so... probably not an official disney product

[broken topaz]

and it will even make lightsaber noises thrusting noisesfor you

[broken topaz]

No its a hand made

[gentle saffron]

will it spit on me

[broken topaz]

mostly aluminium

[broken topaz]

Im afraid not

[gentle saffron]

sad

[hoary elk]

i'm more of a bounty hunter enjoyer

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5bsQ534H7c

[gentle saffron]

im a turbo virgin and have like 8 fucking clone lego sets

[broken topaz]

OH MY GOD

[hoary elk]

do you have the clone turbo tank though?

[broken topaz]

YESA

MESA LIKEY

[gentle saffron]

if i had my ones from when i was a kid id be a rich man

all the original ROTS clone sets

[hoary elk]

i sleep under my x-wing

[gentle saffron]

heartbreaking

[digital quartz]

wrist flamethrower ?

[plucky void]

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

oh wait those are the super battle droids

[gentle saffron]

FOR THE CHANCELLOR

[plucky void]

although a bounty hunter in SWTOR also has wrist rockets

[digital quartz]

yeah but you caught the reference so thats still a +

[hoary elk]

swtor was fun as shit, i love the BH campaign

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/iGDBTDnW7d0?t=130

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/star_wars-bang-kill-swtor-bounty-gif-27380344

[echo slate]

Mama hen and her chicks

[digital quartz]

I played BH and Inquisitor and the campaign was pretty good both times

[amber marsh]

adorable snakes!!

[plucky void]

I played a Dark Side Jedi Knight

[plucky void]

fun fact: the Jedi Knight in SWTOR is voiced by david hayter

[hoary elk]

the at-teussy

[gentle saffron]

i had it all nice n set up

then 3 hours later

cat moment

[broken topaz]

Oh my god

no wonder you are marrieed

id put a ring on that

you were the married one right?

[gentle saffron]

yes

[pastel quartz]

I have a millennium falcon

[gentle saffron]

despite being a lego star wars collector and a pc nerd, she still had sex with me

there are no excuses ladies and gentlemen

[broken topaz]

Thats why she had sex with you

[gentle saffron]

i need to get one still

[pastel quartz]

It's not the cool one it's from the lame movies

But it's still a fucking Lego millennium falcon

[gentle saffron]

i need the UCS gunship still but i dont wanna spend that kind of money

i can't justify it

[pastel quartz]

Uhh yes you can

[broken topaz]

Is it more or less than a customised LED lightsaber with soundboard?

If less

you can justify it

[gentle saffron]

i dont know its probably above 300

[broken topaz]

So was the lightsaber

[pastel quartz]

So?

they'll understand

[gentle saffron]

$400

[plucky void]

then... no more cat

[gentle saffron]

if i get it from target

i used to have all the cool old sets im fucking so mad i lost or ruined them as a kid

[pastel quartz]

I feel u

I had the chima gorilla mech and a cargo plane

Both gone

[gentle saffron]

i had THIS FUCKER and im still so upset

[broken topaz]

😭

[pastel quartz]

I still have this thoigh, some pieces missing but it's intact

[gentle saffron]

the worst was this one though. this breaks my heart to know its gone.

[broken topaz]

damn yo shelf dusty @hoary elk

[hoary elk]

yeah i like having dust

[gentle saffron]

i used to have the fucking OG gunship and i will literally never see it again

[pastel quartz]

Slightly more recent

[hoary elk]

yoo

U WING

[gentle saffron]

i have the same one lol

[hoary elk]

really?

[gentle saffron]

had*

[hoary elk]

mine's from a set

[gentle saffron]

i had

i should say

[hoary elk]

ah alright

[gentle saffron]

its gone with the rest

had the Y wing from around that time too

[pastel quartz]

I'm sorry for your loss

[gentle saffron]

all those old hasbro clone figures

my mom fucking threw them out when i was like 12

cause i was too old for allat

never forgive.

[hoary elk]

i had this one too

[gentle saffron]

didnt have that one unfortunately

[plucky void]

so refreshing to see brainfart talk about something that isn't the usual 2 subjects/topics

[broken topaz]

Is the gonk droid breedable?

[hoary elk]

gonk

[broken topaz]

@plucky void We can combine these topics

[gentle saffron]

GONK

id fuck the gonk

raw and hard