#🎪bruh-fart
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when i really think about it it's kinda strange how lonely i manage to be despite interacting with people every day
you clearly need a cat

unakitty
Ted Catczynksi
big milkers
thanks, this'll help me in a week
fembuoy
Any “Dude” “Bros”
alternatively you can load apple cuts into 12g shells to have doctor home defense
bro...
Dude….
what if i call you a daddy
bro
wontsayitwontsayitwontsayit
Sex
o-oh
cool sounding rod
expert level sounding rod
ur hair is noob
post yours
You hav short hair
Any other folks who are at the gym rn?
idk posting it here is a bad idea
sir, wrong channel
in a bit
not like madi tho
this is the femboy factory
i won't have it in a year
won't have it that short
we can talk in a year then
does it make something besides femboys?
send it
I kinda don't feel like being processed
go agane
real
no

how 2 opt out of being turned
Yall who are insecure about your hair, I’m in my mid twenties and already have gray hair, how am I supposed to feel
based
I am getting old 
grey
Is it long or short?
it's about if its long or short
idc if its gray
Medium
i got a pretty baller hairline tbh

If not Kempt back it goes to my nose
But I wear it like the Italian mafia in 1920s usa
go full gray
nickname dust
I nearly am 
silver fox
I also have silver eyes, my mates started me calling me silver surfer ever since I grew my first grey strand
and then everyone clapped
Y’all better appreciate your young hair
no, boomer
Woman attacks her lawyer trying to defend her
Mmm yes , definetely will get out now
muted for a year
l;ove u tioo
you can lean into the daddy complex type and score a lot of mentally unstable chicks
yeah hes pretty hot
now what if i told you it's ME

why would he just censor the mouth tho lmao
Don’t stick your dick in crazy
well it isnt, show urself
Especially without birth control
hes censoring the skull too, and if ur skull is dogshit the whole pic looks different
why do u think peopel wear masks for pics
because showing my entire face is a bad idea
shitass
omg is it u or not 
There is also a pic of my long hair i had years ago somewhere here
it is
why didn't you just hide 1 pixel then
womghhhhh
bruh
you still wouldn't be showing your full face
5head
shut the fuck up you god damn invalid
data corrupt
go listen to your penis music
nooo
banger
death by bladder stones
thanks Sun Tzu
Damn
I can't write shit, i was gonna say something about Dipshit's haircut but discord auto closes
are dommy mommys gender specific?
real
wait why maxim randomly sent ur pic here tho
S S Hairline
real
because i was muted at the time
We real?
u told him to?
yea
because people were posting their hair n shit
p!dog
I should
Okay google how much does a warhammer cost
APRRROPIATE
I take it you've never been an attention starved midwestern housewife
this looks like eating shit
literally me
anarchists when i give them a pro-state orgasm
Once I get my own 3d printer I will print parts with brown filaments
more like analchists
Make gun attachments
Read my mind

get a cnc milling machine
I still have files for one on my old laptop
CocknCum Machine
I can build a luty with cnc me thinks
👋
So, I broke my Bluetooth headphones while deadlifting. Off to a good start
Based. Get thots out of the gym
i just use wired buds at the gym
p!warn @rose ferry cropped porn
@rose ferry has been warned.

p!infractions @rose ferry
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 02/15/2023 12:46pm UTC
Reason: cropped porn
🥴
The pp gun
I have no Idea what was posted but !1984
i can dm it
!2024
my journey begins
!3021
half the axel memes are cropped hentai 
My ears too big 
Do me next, @uncut obsidian
The small pp
ight bet

mine are too small so i need to use small plugs for them
need to order a new wire for them tho so back to using bluetooth buds tho. Get to throw my phone around at the gym again
lmao you guys can't listen to music through your bill gates corona chip ?
i wish
step-ct im stuck 
More like the electrical humming everyone except me is unable to hear
Israel-Uganda
huuh
Is there more land than that or is that all?
thats all
is that an event when israel get's first created?
buy regular wine, freeze it, done
Chad sky
p!mute @livid anchor 7d buck breaking meme
@livid anchor has been muted for 1 week.
Madirex the second i join the chat you already mute someone
Well
The fuck does that mean
whats buck breaking?
that's why I'm asking you 
Then u tell me this shit aint real
A great comeback
ty falcard
yeah dont google that terminology
i did
I did
what does it mean
you dont want to know
It's a cool movie i think
thats where you are wrong
ye when he goes to poland for military academy
im gonna kill both of you
it's @grizzled meadow
i 100% agree
no it was me
i would recommend it
wait till elections and depending on how it turns out, you might not wanna go there at all ever again 
only been in poland with my dad so I uh... couldn't um... do anything agregious
Buck breaking is a variable calculated by the maximum break distance of a road vehicle at a given speed, the reaction time of the driver and the road condition in order to estimate if a sudden obstacle appearing on the road will be hit. When buck breaking is lower than the distance of the object blocking the vehicles path safe stopping is possible, when the calculated value is higher it is recommended to try and evade instead of fully stopping.
Huh

peeegla
p!ban @glad zodiac weird spam bot
@glad zodiac has been banned.

oh damn missed it
BOBER
cute
HUBA BUBA 
sad
I loved that shit
why does he look printed
hubba bubba is better than tobacco anyway
Dagoth-Ur can't believe how low the bar is.
Dialogue by me, art by me, AI voice by Elvenlabs. #morrowind #aivoice
we have healthcare 😎
we got the fun kinder eggs here
rats are so chad
im gonna be honest
kinder eggs are kinda mid
definitely, half the fun is in the actual toy itself
I do like some of kinder's other chocolate varieties though
the toy was the real reward
only if it were a boy toy 
true
they can't fit me inside a kinder egg darling 😔
youd need a huge kinder egg
like humongous proportions
would have to make it custom
a kinder egg to beat all kinder eggs
licorice or salmiakki?
salty liquoer??????
Salty liquorice, salmiak liquorice or salmiac liquorice, is a variety of liquorice flavoured with the ingredient "salmiak salt" (sal ammoniac; ammonium chloride), and is a common confection found in the Nordic countries, Benelux, and northern Germany. Salmiak salt gives salty liquorice an astringent, salty taste, akin to that of tannins—a charac...
apparently its salty
dw if you ever come here ill feed you all the liquorice in the country
but we got some damn good ones up here
sounds lovely
tf is liquorice
morning balls
our diversity is what makes this channel special ❤️
huh
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
maybe cuz theres more sugar than there is chocolate in it
white chocolate 
god white chocolate is so good after a moody day that you wanna forget about while turning on the tv
corn syrup?
the thing you guys put in EVERYTHING?
typical day to skip school and have a self care day 💅
people who dislike white chocolate should be euthanized
i cant skip work or theyd shoot me
shoot them back
and thats a bad thing?
i will rebuild the US into an authoritarian military state
if you disagree with me, believe it or not, straight to jail
i agree with you
straight to jail for bootlicking
i agree with your decision
4 years hard labor in the maize fields
i agree with that
death
i disagree with that
harder death
I'll have nightmares about school after I finish it I swear
i disagree with that
okay youre free to go
you think so
but trust me
i already miss that place
i like persistence
we need that in our totalitarian society
I got it!!! I passed my driving exam!!!
I JUST MADE THIS FRESH POT OF COFFEE
idk rn im stuck with students that are a year younger than me 
Less fucking gooooooo
if i go to college in person im going to lose my fucking mind
got my theory test next week and practical the week after 
and i see literal geezers attend the same lessons as i am
POGUU
i hope in 4 months I'll rush into here screaming the same but about my exams
yeah but youre in uni
i hope
Poggies, no driving lessons??
no one on planet earth wants to be the mid twenties college freshman that sounds like hell to me
nah my dad got a teaching license
I'll be praying for u brother
Nice
so i need to only go through a couple mandatory wet weather tests and whatever
Yaaaas
yass gurl~~~
i don't even care about anything more rn
💅
wet tests?
Never took those and got no idea how to put on snow chains
driving lessons in shit weather
wet tests
yall use snow chains?
i am here to formally apologize for yesterday, i do not in fact want to smash your head with a rock youre far too kind for that

we do now 
"kind"
We got mountains ya know
aw :c
maybe bottom-y?
i just have the primal urge to smash someones head with a rock
it'd be nice if you'd do that
my caveman brain says i have to
and yall dont got the infrastructure to keep snow off the roads? 
lets gooooo
even deep in the forests we just pay invidual people to drive the snow off since the government doesent bother to do it
????
We do but black snow and black ice still exists you smelly potato
of course peopel are mean to me, i'm a whore here
Yaaaaa
i wasn't specifically mean to her i tell everyone i want to crush their skull. i am projecting. i want my skull crushed (by thick thighs ONLY)
no, I am
we both are
real
I have two sides:
"Tangos, 400 meters, at the edge of the woods. Doesn't look like they have night vision."
"GRUG SMASH WITH ROCK"
Both are psychopaths.
you don't know the real me
okay, wanna bet? who has mroe feminine face, the one with more wins the whore title
p!hug @amber marsh
i read that in the arma AI voice
wow ok
ah
p!kiss @heady crow
ight bet
CONTACT, ONE HUNDRED METERS, FRONT!
ight can i see ur face
can i see ur
the arma ai voice is so goofy
yes i can send it once you send it
It's back for good! Sorry for the long wait. This archive will not be removed unless YouTube itself takes action.
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Ripped it from The Wayback Machine. Go sub to Max0r you loser. Was a favorite of mine and I had to revive it.
Will update thumbnail/description as I grab updated stuff from The Wayback Machine.
Edit (12/6/21): Finally got off...
this is gonna become a loop
Bottom wars
looks don't count toward whore points tho
doesnt matter
we need smth to win over
Oh they very much do
u def more annoying than madi
thanks
Neither of them have a whore face but it still does
you know madi's face?
that fucking video is why i call people berry pickers
Not yet
how do you know he doesnt have a whore face
AHA
@uncut obsidian NOW I KNOW WHO HAS THE PICS
@uncut obsidian send me a selfie, it'd be really funny if they don't but I do
dark iron gains
who
gumb
Romanian moment
wrong
dark iron gains
you have 2 more guesses left
No I dont dumbass, specifically said it too
what happens if they run out
you
no dark iron gains :(
you have the pics
...it's a different user
@pastel quartz send it c'mon!!
but was i right?
is ti one of the egirls?
im too shy, this is a public fucking server, im not able to just send my pic like that
no
unless somebody sends it for me
i am
alright alright what if madi and maja sends pics to me and i say who looks sluttier
but you must have your pics
not here
yessssss
the dms
What the fuck did i stumble into
Rizzly bear
femboy factory
why are madi and maja fighting over who is a bigger slut
@uncut obsidian wanna bet?
Just straight up femboys?
Bruno is just trying to get both of those pics
i dont know, im about to start fighting the homeless guy at the gas station for his sandwich
i'm what you want me to be UwU
you come in here a man, you come out a femboy
Im already a femboy, you cant double down
we can
send the pic c'mon
omgg kringe
sometimes you gotta talk to the realest mf you know
I'll send after you
DONT CALL TOMBOYS CRINGE
i already sent my face to one person
its not about that
tomboys are fucking peak
this is unfair
its about the ,, average zoomer description ''
!!!
ive sent my face here several times
?
nothing better than a woman who can kick my fucking teeth in
14yo edge lord description
the difference is, you're pretty fucking cute
i mean true
So whats the context here, which femboy is the quirkest or what?
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."
@digital quartz
which femboy is able to take the most dicks
Me
literally everyone in june 2020:
uhh basically yes
Yike. Was gonna send a picture, but not anymore
Would of been a nice pic too
Lace and shit
hes gonna choose
breed
me please~
hes just trying to collect our pics
@slim osprey @hoary elk
does it matter?
what are you dragging me into 
thats super eaasy
its bruno
jesusss, from me and madi
im trying to get you to stop ignoring my dms 
this one hits hard 
tomb
Gentlemen.
Aw shii im sorry im working
message him a pipebomb
HIS MUTE IS OVER
UwU
MUTE HIM AGAIN NOW
I'll look
run

OwO Haiii~~~~~
I love youuu!!!
I was never muted....?
I don't wana fuck but I want people to mire
i thought you were
They can't have me
i want to mog everyone at the beach

@amber marsh
Nah, just wasnt interacting with this... place
you should probs keep doing that
for your own sake
dont leak
xqcl
Begone slut.
You just gave her a compliment
i sent it to bruno @uncut obsidian when are u gonna do it
I wana hang out with other buff dudes and flex muscles while talking about exercise
damn call me when it's silly hours again
@amber marsh I'm waiting for him
U know what a Landsknecht is ? It basically translates to "Death and the Mercenaries"
Hmm
got it

huh, what gumbirtop has to dow ith anything
what he has to do with anything
weren't you...
mwhmm?~
What is the topic of conversation?
ye rougly, but alriight thaanks :3
yes im waiting
I'm fucked in the head or what
yes we both are
fucked in the throat
based taco bell
idk how true that's for you
What the fuck are we talking about today
the usual
nothing more straight and manly than discussing your favorite topics with barely clothed buff men
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@heady crow
whats that song
are you drugs?
wsg
precisely
you have maja's pic right?
Could only get manlier if you start wrestling
So, femboys and tomboys? Gotcha.
ye i saw them
Yes you can call me catnip
sry, but i dont do em
will you send them to me
nah
ight you passed
im having the primal urge to choke someone and feel the life drain from them

Same.
(i am not safe to be around others)
this is a hard one ngl

So bruno is just rating twink pics?
OMGG YESS!!
So uh
Choke me out
real
me
maja looks more like a slut
Memes
OMGG THANKSSSSS~
i dont get this one
Send me memes
the face?
be silly cmon
yes
yes
send funnies i need to guffaw on this fine morning
What am I missing
I hav cats
madis face radiates self confidence
proof? 
he couldnt be a slut
pretty silly
Tempted to throw my hat in the ring
Cats.
bruno is deciding whether me or madi is more slutty
You
throw it
i don't have "slutty" pics unfortunately
coward
i dont either
my pic is basic hoodei pic
Send pics
no
@uncut obsidian Would you like to have an insanely deep debat with me?
WHO IS SPAMMING THESE CAT PICS
you havent even sent pics of yourself, how can you expect for others to send pics to you
these furry fellas are such a treat (i need to kill something NOW)
WTF
@broken topaz @heady crow gaem at 18:00 ?
r u guys playing csgo agane?
your time?
Ban
i havent sent any pics of myself yet i got some from people in this server
Me time
What Dutyer said
ill never forget when my cat unpaused my Zomboid and got me fucking killed while i was cooking in the kitchen
it was an 11 month character
ight @pastel quartz
the pic would look bad as a pfp righT?
what about a trade
I'll try
Depends what they want to play
Your first mistake was walking away from the game
dont even think about it
@uncut obsidian
are you afraid of being too zooted?
why not
it was paused 
?
I am no longer
i'd want to join :c
its not a good idea
not necessarily
damn
Would you like to have an insanely deep debate with me?
using your face as a pfp is still not a good idea
?
Aw hell nah smoking this early ? 
But my pfp is literally me
Wdym "? "
Lunch break
i can't imagine using my face as a pfp im not ugly by any means but fuck dude this aint facebook
@pastel quartz
?
yeah yeah youre cute and all but thats not you
lets face it
what kind of trade dummy
me
face pic trade
he sends you the pic you send him the pic
idkk i dont trust uuuuuu
If you play woth us i get zooted too purely out of solidarity

ur voice is to deep for you to be pure
please cori
you need to get zooted
actually good question
There, Bruno has my pics to rate now
@heady crow ayo do i have an accent
listen
you haven't heard my non-deep voice aight
"do it, no balls"
i dont want to
U a bad influence 
But I won't hit anything
kinda implied
I rarely do sober
Nothing out of the ordinary then 
Guess Madi doesn't want to have a debate with me 
I'll hit even less
p!avatar @oblique spire
i mean yeah a distinct accent
Plus I'm a higher rank
So
but nothing like mine
Ratio
FUCK
We are not playing to hit we are playing for the friends we make along the way 

out everyone here youre the sluttiest of them all

Falco
falco yeah
No way Falco is breedable
vote for falco 
i really wonder why this chat is so queer
Why dont we vote for mods ?
i wonder why discord is so queer in general
Cause this is a STALKER server
No moderation without representation
idk i dont venture outside of #921156747631157299 and #🎪bruh-fart
and looking at the music people post in music i dont think they think too fondly of them queer folk
the amount of queer people ive met on discord
and almost all of them were cuties
ahhh like discord in general and not only this server yeah
isnt half that channel you ?
well...
until they find out about femboys
I swear im only like one of four straight femboys though
then the cascade begins
straight femboy?
Y-yeah?

wheres my femboy rabm 
your femboy what
even more rare sighting: someone who isnt a femboy
lets just say my music taste doesent align with my beliefs 
Red and anarchist black metal
dont leave me here.
i cant face all the femboys alone.
Dont forget your maid outfit
Shiny fucking pokemon over here
will you wear a french maid outfit?
sry mate, remember to spray em with water to keep them away from you
I gotchu
I WILL NOT WEAR A MAID OUTFIT
SMH
Eh, just confidant enough to wear frilly shit
it would look cute
@digital quartz
wait, are you a guy?
chad
i wont wear one until i see pictures of you guys wearing em
contact mya even though shes a girl
I'm wearing one rn
I exclusively contact the plug by carrier pigeon
id rather not
leaving me out? Wow ok
anyways imma go now

see ya in 20
Bubbai dutyer
bye krieeegs

One of the pics i sent to Bruno was in a cat maid outfit
I hate when police shoot down my pigeons with bow and arrow
Uh
help a brother out
I am intrigued
In what way
Uh
Like, where i got it, or pics
Pics
W Rizz
Surely
cat maid
me
no me
buy me a maid outfit pls
Insane rizz
I can to the cute rolling r thing
bros the rizzler of ozz
we can trade, i buy you maid outfit, you buy me- ehh other outfit
clark
prrrriviet
Studied quantum rizzics
with or without a finnish accent?
ive bought someone a maid outfit
i don't hab money 
bet
same madi, same 
not my proudest moment to be sure
me???
not again
omg can you finally buy me thigh highs
did you send merch to a e-thot?
no it was my girlfriend at the time
well that's just being a boyfriend
doesnt make it any better
it does

Why the regret ?
So uh paarrth
where do you think the shame stems from
let my mans hit
no shame in trying to score
in all seriousness she was just a shitty person
for his birthday
i just liked her boobs or whatever
his? 
Yuh?
me!?

a joke you say ?
global emotes 
You gonna help a brother out? 

Check dms? You blind or what?
Last year I tried to get close to a nubian princess I got to know from work but I kinda didn't call after getting her private number and it's been 7 months. I think I blew it
Desperation rizz 
I sent em like three minutes ago
I do not have any dms
Schizo
check msg requests
rizzler
Who are you talking to
UwU
Nope, nothing there either
UwU
what does that even mean
this ex was... ahem.... turkish
ur so cwuteeeeee
last year a nubian princess emailed me about sending her a thousand dollars to help her out or something
W Rizz
can i kiss u?
the schizo rizz
no time to explain, anyways, randomly hit her up to remind her there is no escape
yee
Goodnight chat ily
o-omwgh.. >~<
it's an expression I picked up to describe an extremely slender / good looking women with very dark pigmentation
gngn, sleep well
Its just having game
niniii
you have to be the worst thing that ever happened to your exes. hit them up once or twice a year to make sure they never truly get to move on with their life.
it is your duty gentleman
rizz is slang for ritz crackers
damn
you don't even know the other 80% of me 
i dont have any rizz then
PICTURES ACQUIRED LADS
rizzler in action
UwU
What does hitler have to do with anything
<3
🤝this channel is so supportive of eachother
having game? yeah i got 250 in my steam library
More or less so he would stop schitzo'ing saying he didnt get the pictures
my body count is 3500 hours in team fortress 2
go on
wait what pics did you send
The maid pics
O
Since i said i wore a cat maid outfit once
reilly
based
id die for your dog
once
Cute maid pics
Cause i have nun outfits now
i have no idea what that is
Yeah, hence why i sent pics to be rated by Judge Bruno
maybe he kidnapped a nun
welcome to the club
So wheres the femboy chat






