🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

I will not.

[restive bronze]

We can take a vote

[toxic prism]

by the grace of allah, go fuck yourself

[restive bronze]

Who hear things Ivan should be known as the Bulgarian Bussy Hunter?

[restive bronze]

Homophobe alert.

[toxic prism]

[restive bronze]

Maybe one day you'll admit to your hunger to try bussy.

[stone blade]

nobody cares man leave us alone

[restive bronze]

you're a glutton for bussy

[toxic prism]

you are fucked just by saying that

[restive bronze]

The Bulgarian Bussy hunting boiiis

[stone blade]

he's literally ukranian wdym

[restive bronze]

To taste the bussy is to meet god.

[toxic prism]

there are faster ways

[restive bronze]

Hold on, i need to manage my Australian bussy hunting empire in hoi4

[toxic prism]

australia

bro wtf

what next

new zealnd

[restive bronze]

Japan and I will take china for all the bussy they have.

Chicks with tits is in

[stone blade]

bangladesh

[toxic prism]

asia is boring

[restive bronze]

we don't want dudes with boobs, chicks with dicks.

[toxic prism]

also japan fucking sucks

fucking island hopper

[stone blade]

japan kinda shit

[restive bronze]

that ain't me B. Speak for yourself

Peru is top dawg

unite south america

become the hispanic overlord

[final cedar]

cause most guys being super extra macho tend to be closeted

[toxic prism]

to be what

[restive bronze]

perhaps

[orchid robin]

lemme simplify it for you

[restive bronze]

WE know you might be gae.

[orchid robin]

super extra macho aka "I AM A REAL MANLY MAN THAT DOES MANLY THINGS AND DOES NOT THINK ABOUT KISSING BOYS ON THE LIPS, NEVER ,NU UH NOT ME"

[toxic prism]

yeah i googled

[final cedar]

homosex hiding their true self behind a facade

[orchid robin]

homosex?

whre

where

[final cedar]

don't be a freedomer

[orchid robin]

nono

[restive bronze]

Everywhere

[orchid robin]

freedomers fuck mutants

[final cedar]

oh right, duty loves the bussy

[orchid robin]

we at duty fuck MEN

[restive bronze]

Well, fucking men is gross. Sign me up for some male mutants.

[orchid robin]

thats just gey sex with extra steps

[restive bronze]

no no no, see if you refer the chart. Fucking male mutants is not gae.

[final cedar]

I've seen General Vorozin's laptop, it's not just men

and this is why I purge duty from this earth

[orchid robin]

wait

how the fuck did a laptop get into the zone

[restive bronze]

Duty is ok as friend, but never join them.

[orchid robin]

in working condition

and with access to the internet

[restive bronze]

Butthole will become loose if you join Duty.

[final cedar]

same way he gets his child slaves in I guess

A bullet was too quick for that bastard

[restive bronze]

You must indoctrinate the children

that's how duty get's it's members

[orchid robin]

and femboys

we also indoctrinate femboys

[final cedar]

I'm directly calling General Vorozin a pedophile

[restive bronze]

you turn children into femboys

[orchid robin]

sry mate but idk about that part of the lore

[orchid robin]

no

[final cedar]

it's true

[restive bronze]

Irish femboys are called femlads

[orchid robin]

we turn femboys into duty

[restive bronze]

lies

fake and gae

[orchid robin]

no you are gae

wait

no you are fake

[restive bronze]

Perhaps

[runic kernel]

[orchid robin]

you dont meet the psychological requirements

sorry

[restive bronze]

He is to gae. Duty wan'ts only bisexual catboys.

you are to powerful for them

[runic kernel]

BUT I AM

[orchid robin]

imagine being stuck to only one choice

lmao

[restive bronze]

Imagine limiting your odds of getting laid

[orchid robin]

at least i embrace it

[visual stirrup]

Demoted
Vodka rations reduced
90 days of penal squad duty

GO STRAIGHT TO VORONIN'S OFFICE

[runic kernel]

[orchid robin]

youre just too silly for us

[restive bronze]

playing video games and crying.

[orchid robin]

this valentines

I

[runic kernel]

Im going to join the mercs

[orchid robin]

was giving an exam

and returning home at 9pm

exhausted

[visual stirrup]

giving?
Taking? Given?

[orchid robin]

takegiving

idk how you say that shit in english

[restive bronze]

I made homemade pasta and fucked my wife.

[visual stirrup]

"Giving an exam" would imply that you're the teacher.
"Was given" or "taking the exam" mean you're the student.

[orchid robin]

what if you are neither

[visual stirrup]

You are

[restive bronze]

you are Shrek then.

[hoary elk]

This is the standard issue brainfart footwear

[orchid robin]

this mf has not seen how gator acts

[restive bronze]

Don't be mad i was right. Next year you can come by if you want.

I'll give you a smooch

[hoary elk]

You're so nice

[runic kernel]

can i come too

[crimson flame]

[restive bronze]

200%

[runic kernel]

[restive bronze]

only if you bring a cat to play with my cat.

[crimson flame]

dont take it so personally, i do that too on valentines

[restive bronze]

His name is Cheddar.

[hoary elk]

He's Orang

[restive bronze]

yee

[orchid robin]

i wish i could have spent this valentines playing video games and crying

[crimson flame]

oh

i didnt cry tho

bcs my frienss are very fun to play with

we play arma and commit multiple war crimes

[hot snow]

i didnt do fucking anything on valentines

i should be the one crying

[runic kernel]

This is my 0 braincell kot

[restive bronze]

Honestly, valentines is a hallmark holiday. So don't trip if you spent it alone.

[orchid robin]

we also didnt do anyone on valentines

[pastel quartz]

Why do u care who cares Abt valentine's day

[hot snow]

but I'm strong from eating so many people

[pastel quartz]

Corpo holiday

[crimson flame]

i dislike the concept of a "special" day tbh

[orchid robin]

THIS

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

ALL MY HOMIES HATE IT

[restive bronze]

Damn, two orange boiis, they will have a braincell to share.

[pastel quartz]

I mean I had a few ppl who wanted to be my valentine

[runic kernel]

BUT LOVE AN SMOOCHES

[hoary elk]

I only care about investing in silver and jim

[pastel quartz]

What am I gonna do reject them?

[hot snow]

fuck valentines all my homies celebrate corpos

[orchid robin]

say yes to all of them

[orchid robin]

what did you say

[hot snow]

i fuck homies

[orchid robin]

SMOOCHIES ARE THERE ALMOST EVERYDAY TO BE TAKEN

[orchid robin]

good good

[runic kernel]

THEN WHERE ARE MINE

[orchid robin]

YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND TAKE EM

AT GUNPOINT IF NEEDED

[hot snow]

cta

[runic kernel]

Smooches now

[final cedar]

orange cat supremacy

https://tenor.com/bVmom.gif

[restive bronze]

facts

[orchid robin]

i will never use that pancake command

nobody can make me

[hot snow]

Garfield supremacy

[crimson flame]

my orang cato

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation kisses Dutyer

Powered by weeb.sh

[runic kernel]

Use a emote

[orchid robin]

i will do something else

[runic kernel]

[crimson flame]

despite being a random street cat he is very fluffy and sweet

[orchid robin]

something that can just be considered shitposting and can be denied in court

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-cat-kiss-cat-kissing-smooch-gif-26561109

[restive bronze]

he looks chill

[visual stirrup]

Did you try to use the p!kiss command to make Dutyer kiss Catboy?

[runic kernel]

[restive bronze]

lmao

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd

[foggy mantle]

Comic #2737 - Weather Station

'Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.

Published 2/13/2023

[hoary elk]

I have failed as a man

[foggy mantle]

Invalid num argument.
Argument stated is not a number.

Usage: p!xkcd [num]

[restive bronze]

you using a filter bro?

[orchid robin]

but do you have the skirt

[hoary elk]

Bro getting swarmed 😭

[foggy mantle]

Comic #231 - Cat Proximity

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

Published 3/5/2007

[pastel quartz]

Ur rigjt

[restive bronze]

you do you fam

[final cedar]

could you stop posting selfies on the internet

[orchid robin]

damn, that lonely?

[restive bronze]

wym?

[orchid robin]

i will never post one on brainfart, thats a terrible life decision

[visual stirrup]

Internet Rules
You need something physically in the picture with your username to show you didn't grab it from somewhere else.

[orchid robin]

hes doing himself

[pastel quartz]

No <3

[hot snow]

if the saying you are what you eat is true doesn't that mean that everyone had to have eaten humans as they were just sperm cells?

[final cedar]

that's just asking to be targeted by some degenerate

[orchid robin]

the saying is not true

[pastel quartz]

Like dutyer?

[restive bronze]

oh, damn leave the poor guy alone. Unless you post a selfie to.

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[crimson flame]

wow

[orchid robin]

huh?

[hot snow]

it works for me though

[amber marsh]

who wants a kiss

[restive bronze]

me

[amber marsh]

p!kiss @restive bronze

[foggy mantle]

Goombo (GMT+2) kisses HomeStarRunner

Powered by weeb.sh

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

oh

[restive bronze]

im on the left

[hot snow]

i once ate an ant on accident and I started climbing up the walls

[amber marsh]

Heyooo

[uncut obsidian]

whats going on

[visual stirrup]

horni

[amber marsh]

hru madi

[restive bronze]

selfie time

[final cedar]

like sseth's friends being doxxed by some insane asshole getting CP sent to his place of work

[restive bronze]

you next B

[orchid robin]

were the walls horizontal

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[visual stirrup]

Real femboy hours

[amber marsh]

lmao

[restive bronze]

I'm here to shit post and neg.

[amber marsh]

We turned madi

[hot snow]

the walls were wals

[orchid robin]

BUT WERE THEY HORIZONTAL

[uncut obsidian]

i have been turned on this whole day

[orchid robin]

what the fu-

[uncut obsidian]

and i can't turn off

[broken topaz]

Morning gang

[orchid robin]

morning cori

[amber marsh]

Hello Dutyer hru

[uncut obsidian]

[hot snow]

they were wallas

[amber marsh]

yessir

[orchid robin]

cold

[amber marsh]

real

[orchid robin]

BUT

WERE

THEY

HORIZONTAL

[uncut obsidian]

7pm gang

[hot snow]

they were ants

[orchid robin]

11 am gang

[amber marsh]

11 am gang

[hot snow]

they're everywhere

[amber marsh]

yessir

[hoary elk]

Bro it's 6am

[broken topaz]

11 am is morning

[remote vine]

5pm gang

[uncut obsidian]

studying gang

[rare mica]

What's going on here with Donetsk?

[restive bronze]

1am fascist hours.

[broken topaz]

Bro studying in Microsoft paint

[orchid robin]

lmao geometry

i hate geometry

[hot snow]

what to do if my walls are ants

[amber marsh]

12 pm racist hours

[remote vine]

Blow it up

[amber marsh]

Pov: you watch me be a true racist
https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-driving-car-cute-gif-16109266

[hoary elk]

Skin yourself

[restive bronze]

send me some acid.

[hot snow]

if I eat the ants I will be one an ant and then they'll leave me alone

lemme try

[amber marsh]

the wall is actually stronger now

[restive bronze]

Ya if you're from Turkey, they might be increasing the building strength.

[hoary elk]

Insects think they're hot shit

[restive bronze]

leave the ants be

[toxic prism]

you can probably google it

[hot snow]

i am an ant

[orchid robin]

also i am not letting that go, i demand an explanation

[orchid robin]

na na mate

[pastel quartz]

No

[orchid robin]

turkish and balkan walls are strong af

[orchid robin]

please?

the curiosity will eat me alive

fr

[restive bronze]

idk japan doesn't get leveled when it has earthquakes.

[pastel quartz]

No

[amber marsh]

What did I miss?

[hot snow]

like the ants?

[uncut obsidian]

why??

[orchid robin]

i will send madi's pics

if you do

[restive bronze]

Japan strong, Japan number one.

[final cedar]

p!avatar @orchid robin

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Kriegsmarine#1990

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[pastel quartz]

????

[amber marsh]

MAdi pics oh shit

[pastel quartz]

Wtf that's weird don't do that

[uncut obsidian]

ok send them now

you don't have them

[hoary elk]

You put balls under the towers and boom they don't get clapped

[uncut obsidian]

unless

[orchid robin]

i dont even have em anyways

[toxic prism]

i have found it

[pastel quartz]

Don't send someone else's pics

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

but why??

im not trying to google solve it

[orchid robin]

i was joking

[uncut obsidian]

im trying to study for an exam

[orchid robin]

even if i had em i wouldnt

[pastel quartz]

U better be joking

[orchid robin]

although i wouldnt have em in the first place

[uncut obsidian]

ight bet

[orchid robin]

since madi is 17

yk

[uncut obsidian]

one person has them

[orchid robin]

itd be weird

[hoary elk]

Stop spreading around my dickpics bro c'mon

[restive bronze]

it's ok. you can fuck 13 year olds in my country

[orchid robin]

keep that to yourself

[uncut obsidian]

i will never say who

[hot snow]

you guys seen the video of the dude breaking spider eggs and having them crawl all over him

[orchid robin]

[uncut obsidian]

just sayin

[hot snow]

that's what I feel like right now

[restive bronze]

I don't make the rules. I just follow them.

[uncut obsidian]

uhhhhhh

is that japan or smthn

[orchid robin]

[uncut obsidian]

i forgor

[toxic prism]

fair enough

[restive bronze]

Alabamba/ Oklahoma with a parents permission.

[pastel quartz]

Wtf

That's messed up I didn't know that

[orchid robin]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[restive bronze]

Honkies be crazy don't ask me.

[uncut obsidian]

sweet home

i guess

[hot snow]

of course its alabama

[pastel quartz]

My state is 16 I think?

[uncut obsidian]

my country is 16

[orchid robin]

how to tell someone is not from alabama

[final cedar]

Reason not to post selfies online

[pastel quartz]

Like 90% of us states it's 16 or 17

[hoary elk]

god bless moonshine.

[restive bronze]

ask them if they like trump.

[uncut obsidian]

@orchid robin balding

[orchid robin]

come on, my boy is taller than 5,05

[uncut obsidian]

confirmed

[pastel quartz]

Dob:1962

[orchid robin]

whats the 10%

[final cedar]

Proof or ban

[pastel quartz]

I don't remember but someplace is like 14

[orchid robin]

okay so

he is about

yay big

[restive bronze]

damn, guess im zaddy around here.

fucking children

[orchid robin]

obv bigger than 5 feet

[hoary elk]

midget ahh fella

[orchid robin]

you ever maybe consider......maybe quietly dissasociating the country from those states?

[final cedar]

damn 😮‍💨

[restive bronze]

WE NEED REDNECKS, who will fight our wars?

[pastel quartz]

I spent all my money on shotgun shells which I shoot fervently at the door any time someone knocks

[restive bronze]

The good ole boys.

[final cedar]

anything below 21 is degenerate

[orchid robin]

rednecks will be all patriotic an shit until actual action is required

[hidden path]

my cats are so cute

I'm happy

[hoary elk]

Go tell em

[restive bronze]

I mean unless you've served in the US military.. It's full of em.

that and mexicans

[hoary elk]

Es verdad

[orchid robin]

well idk about the US, but our versions of rednecks are just that

[hidden path]

Rednecks? Bet it's from boys kissing your neck too hard

[final cedar]

as soon as you need to argue age of consent you know it's fucked up

[restive bronze]

*sucking

[restive bronze]

I knew i wanted to fuck milf's since i was 13.

[final cedar]

so?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-drake-rap-rapper-gif-4878891

[restive bronze]

so the age of consent for boys should be....13 for milfs. I'd give young me a pass to fuck milfs at 13.

[orchid robin]

No

[restive bronze]

only me

not anyone else

[final cedar]

are you trying to use that as justification for child abuse?

[restive bronze]

I'm gonna time travel and help my lil self out.

[orchid robin]

he is

[hoary elk]

what would henry george do?

[restive bronze]

Just me, I'd allow myself to be abused my milf's/

[visual stirrup]

Did you just shota fetish yourself?

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation slaps HomeStarRunner

Powered by weeb.sh

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/vyCz.gif

[restive bronze]

don't be jealous when i develop time travel and help young me get mad Milf PUSSY!

[hoary elk]

I like this cat

[final cedar]

the only milfs willing to fuck a teenager are pedophiles

[restive bronze]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/95f26857d34aa02563d3af7e59e73d40/tenor.gif?itemid=15730496

[hoary elk]

He looks very aerodynamic

[orchid robin]

yep

[restive bronze]

you'd b surprised.

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cheems-bonk-doge-celestev69-gif-24399197

[restive bronze]

Look at all them female teachers in da news

[orchid robin]

nope, that is the definition of a pedophile

[visual stirrup]

Which part of the word "pedophile" don't you understand?

[final cedar]

and all of them should get harsher sentences

[restive bronze]

You guys are jealous of young me getting laid as soon as i develop the technology.

I will not share it now.

[pastel quartz]

What happened

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shush-shh-ok-bird-gif-17679708

[orchid robin]

just cuz the teacher that fucked a student is a woman doesnt mean it turns from sexual abuse to "damn bro getting mad pussy"

[visual stirrup]

Alright. Trolling. It's trolling.
We're done here.

[pastel quartz]

Nvm

[restive bronze]

I will

As soon as I finish steins gate.

you're all gonna be jealous

[final cedar]

imagine you send your boy to school and he gets abused by some female teacher, maybe even result in a pregnancy and he gets his life ruined up to his mid 30s

[hoary elk]

You know what? I should take a loan and the move away somewhere else.

[pastel quartz]

Glorbo

[restive bronze]

we gonna abort that bitch

[orchid robin]

im more worried that by interacting with your past self you will fuck up the timeline and kill us all

[uncut obsidian]

[final cedar]

not anymore if you're us citizen

[restive bronze]

No way, just gonna win a few lottos and chill

[restive bronze]

just in texas

[hoary elk]

Sports almanac moment

[restive bronze]

fuck texas

[orchid robin]

and oklahoma

alabama

lousiana

[restive bronze]

I'd cross state lines

[orchid robin]

etc etc

[restive bronze]

you guys act like the other 30 states don't allow it, but they do.

[restive bronze]

and if it fails, we still got stairs and wire coat hangers.

[orchid robin]

ah yes, the 34 states of america

[orchid robin]

i would

[pastel quartz]

Stop talking about politics it's spellcasting hours

[final cedar]

now if abortion is considered murder in those states, wouldn't you be liable to conspiracy to commit murder if you get stopped crossing state lines and they find out you wanted to get an abortion?

[runic kernel]

Good

[restive bronze]

point is, most states still allow abortion and will continue to.

[restive bronze]

gotta prove it first, HIPPA protects you easily.

[orchid robin]

tf is up with his eyes

[final cedar]

what's hippa

[runic kernel]

Catnip addic

[orchid robin]

wait

[restive bronze]

Medical doc's are not allowed to be shared of freely viewed without your permission.

[orchid robin]

what is catnip

like not the name

[restive bronze]

about the only good thing with american health care

[orchid robin]

what is it specifically

[final cedar]

a variety of mint

[broken topaz]

cat weed

[runic kernel]

Cat weed

[orchid robin]

and cats get high from that?

[pastel quartz]

Cat weed

[broken topaz]

catboy zaza

[pastel quartz]

What do you not understand about cat weed

[orchid robin]

cuz its not "weed"

[final cedar]

produces a chemical similar to some hormone or pheromone that gets gets all horny

[pastel quartz]

It is weed actually

[hoary elk]

who can tell Cilantro from parsley?? WHO?

[orchid robin]

ooohhhhhhhh

[pastel quartz]

Cat loud

[orchid robin]

so youre just making the cats horny

[restive bronze]

So horny they get high.

sounds like animal abuse

[runic kernel]

Duty cant understand because he will never smoke weed like a filthy freedom

[final cedar]

Catnip contains the feline attractant nepetalactone

[orchid robin]

at least i prefer bussy instead of bloodsuckers

[hoary elk]

Dude he's greek, give him a break

[restive bronze]

you've not been sucked until blood leaves the tip of your penis

[runic kernel]

[final cedar]

this is so fucking funny

[orchid robin]

so it basically works like if the weed we had made us so horny we could barely think anymore

[restive bronze]

Some cat's don't care for it at all.

Like mine.

[orchid robin]

asexuals

[broken topaz]

Goes sphinx, trips in silence

[restive bronze]

tru, no balls

[hoary elk]

Is it an orange thing?

[restive bronze]

yes

[broken topaz]

I love the image of the effects of it

[final cedar]

Plants are cool

[broken topaz]

This cat is having a good time

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catnip-klr-productions-gif-24809047

[final cedar]

plant reasoning is "if I get cat all horny it'll rub itself on me and spread my pollen around"

[hoary elk]

He looks funny

[orchid robin]

to be fair

thats sorta how we work too

but not with cats

with each other

[restive bronze]

who do you guys think the most famous child molester ever was?

[orchid robin]

we are the catnip

[orchid robin]

i dont wanna know about that

[hoary elk]

Ed gein?

[restive bronze]

I thought this was a safe space

[pastel quartz]

Jwg

[visual stirrup]

Bruh, I just got a captcha asking me to pick the images that included tulips.

All of the pictures were flowers.

[broken topaz]

Do you not know

what tulips look like

[hoary elk]

Is that the clown guy?

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[final cedar]

Lamp enthusiast

[orchid robin]

anyone wanna plant tulips?

[restive bronze]

I only smoke opium.

[broken topaz]

The Dutch

[hoary elk]

Mmm human flesh

[final cedar]

my guy looking at a lamp like "damn, i wish it was made out of skin"

[orchid robin]

the dutch be like "you see those 10 square km of land? yeah.... were gonna plant nothing but tulips in that bitch"

[visual stirrup]

It had a picture of a tulip for an example.
But all of the flowers were blurry. I saw roses, daffodils, etc.

Not a really good captcha, tbh.

[hoary elk]

Still i always remember the slayer song

[visual stirrup]

I knew I would miss one of the tulips.

[hoary elk]

Listen to their hallowed screams

[pastel quartz]

YouTube recommended me some political vid and I've never been happy to hit the "do not recommend channel" button. I didn't even watch it I dunno what the stance was

[hoary elk]

Kangz.

[pastel quartz]

I'm so based

[restive bronze]

please do explain this

[orchid robin]

which december 21

[restive bronze]

this one

[visual stirrup]

Stupidity is not a trait exclusive to white people

[heady mango]

You rang?

[hoary elk]

yeah bro wakanda is real

[orchid robin]

youtube after i watch one political video "time to send the ENTIRETY of the ben shapiro channel at him"

[hoary elk]

XDD

da pyramids

[hoary elk]

AYY

[orchid robin]

that

thats just racist for the sake of being racist

[austere shadow]

Shiet

[restive bronze]

Africans invented space travel.

[orchid robin]

oh fuck this is gonna be one of those brainfart moments isnt it

[hoary elk]

you're clearly a bigot

[restive bronze]

How much % of you has to have african roots to be considered black?

[pastel quartz]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[broken topaz]

clearly you dont own a rice cooker

[final cedar]

@uncut obsidian #🎪bruh-fart message

[restive bronze]

Because, i did my Ancestor dna test. I got 2% Nigerian.

[visual stirrup]

I also think that this black supremacy shit is stupid, but I don't enjoy dogpiling on it.

Guys. let me explain.
Thinking that black racism is stupid is somehow more "political" than thinking that white racism is stupid.
Also, Skom is online.

[pastel quartz]

If ur gonna be racist be racist against elves

[orchid robin]

no shit, we all have african ancestry

[pastel quartz]

Hate elves

[orchid robin]

our species originates from there

[final cedar]

nobody not retarder thinks that

[hoary elk]

No way dog i was born here

[restive bronze]

actually it's Asia

[runic kernel]

Whyyyyyy

[broken topaz]

'ate pointy ears
'ate magic
'ate scheming
'ate elves, simple as

[orchid robin]

no its not

its been proven

its africa

[restive bronze]

but also if we are all African, then nothing we posted was racist

[pastel quartz]

Elves don't know shit about gems or stones

Stupid wood creatures

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-clapping-bravo-well-done-you-dumb-bastard-gif-15182745

[runic kernel]

But the trees and body runes

[visual stirrup]

Welcome to brainfart.

I got p!warns for some racist jokes, but nobody got a p!warn for calling Romanians thieves or Greeks gae femboys.

[pastel quartz]

Fuck tha trees

[final cedar]

have they found an older homo sample than lucy?

[pastel quartz]

Kill all elves

[restive bronze]

I prove once again. I am right.

[hoary elk]

dude im from monte verde

[orchid robin]

lucy wasnt a homosapien

lucy was austraelopithicus

[rose ferry]

based

[pastel quartz]

Hi max

[orchid robin]

the ancestor of our ancestors and so forth

[restive bronze]

https://www.science.org/content/article/asian-origin-human-ancestors

[final cedar]

still homo

[restive bronze]

it is asia doe

[pastel quartz]

Ppl are being political

[hoary elk]

So are we all racist or not?

[runic kernel]

Fix by posting cats

[hoary elk]

Mi ingles no good

[restive bronze]

We are racist cause we all asian

[orchid robin]

not really otherwise they would have named it so instead of "austraelopithicus africanus"

[restive bronze]

WE ARE THE KHANS!

[rose ferry]

keep calling me Mads and I'll touch your prostate

[orchid robin]

but it is the ancestor of the homo species

which eventually leads to homo erectus and us (homo sapiens)

[restive bronze]

Nah, Asia as far as we know has our homo origins.

[final cedar]

romanian isn't an ethnicity, if you said gypsy / roma it would've made sense to consider it racist

[orchid robin]

its not tho, the palentological community agrees that its africa

[restive bronze]

Hey man, you're wrong.

[hoary elk]

Is the fog near?

Please do tell me

[pastel quartz]

Who....cares

[rose ferry]

[orchid robin]

homo erectus

our ancestors

lived in africa

exclusively

[visual stirrup]

This argument again.

Chinese isn't a race, the "eating dogs" thing is exclusive to Chinese peoples.
But if you make an "eating dogs" joke, you're a racist.

[final cedar]

fair, still early hominin

[hoary elk]

So we wuz..?

[restive bronze]

hey man, new information can be found. Look it up.

[orchid robin]

i am looking it up as we speak

[restive bronze]

We wuz Khan kings.

[orchid robin]

and all respectable sources agree

it was africa

homo sapiens originated from africa

[final cedar]

why would it be asia?

[orchid robin]

i think this mf is confusing homo sapiens with the other similar to us species that was found in asia

difference is

[final cedar]

ah

[orchid robin]

they werent homo sapiens

[hidden path]

Bro my origins are fuckin bigfoot

[orchid robin]

and they were smaller than us

[hoary elk]

Are you hairy as shit too?

[final cedar]

He means the other bigfoot

[hidden path]

Yes

I got big feet

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bJV1l.gif

[hoary elk]

I just got the hairy part

[final cedar]

I can see why his mom would choose this monster as her baby daddy

[hidden path]

I forgot to take my painkillers for like an hour and was wondering why I still had a headache

[hoary elk]

The murderous intent does not go away

[runic kernel]

@hidden path

[restive bronze]

you're using old information my guy.

[final cedar]

why you got a headache?

[hidden path]

Woke up with one

[final cedar]

did you drink wadda?

[hoary elk]

Drink the salts

[hidden path]

Also probs gonna get a haircut this afternoon

[orchid robin]

"youre using old information my guy" then fuckin tell me this grandiose new discovery nobody is talking about

[hidden path]

need to cut them hair

[final cedar]

haircuts are a scam, embrace hobo chic

[hidden path]

No I look bad

[hoary elk]

Get a mullet

[orchid robin]

thats a human rights violation

[split canyon]

Punished Metro NXP asks: should @Gorf get a mullet

[hidden path]

I'm sorry guys I don't intend to actually look like bigfoot

[orchid robin]

you know what

[hoary elk]

Democracy doesn't work.

[orchid robin]

im gonna do something i havent done in a long time

play drg

[hidden path]

I don't believe in voting

unless I do it

[orchid robin]

you expected me to go palpatine mode?

[final cedar]

drg?

[orchid robin]

deep

rock

[hoary elk]

Deep cock

[orchid robin]

galactic

[final cedar]

ooooh

[final cedar]

rocknstone brothaa

[orchid robin]

WERE RICH

TILL WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP AND THE COMPANY TAKES THE GOLD AND GIVES US ONLY 1/351461245TH OF ITS VALUE BACK AS COMPENSATION

[foggy mantle]

we're rich

[orchid robin]

p!illegal moderation

[restive bronze]

https://wakeup-world.com/2013/12/16/dna-evidence-debunks-the-out-of-africa-theory-of-human-evolution/

[final cedar]

wakeup-world.com

[orchid robin]

i know right

[final cedar]

nice source bro

[hoary elk]

Remember guys...gock

[orchid robin]

next he will cite "doctor" ken ham as to why noahs flood actually happened

[final cedar]

gock is short for glock

[hoary elk]

Malinformation

[final cedar]

you can cure almost all diseases with various forms of bleach tinctures

[restive bronze]

Noah actually had dinosaurs on the ark.

[orchid robin]

damn bro

[hoary elk]

No way

[orchid robin]

this ite

[final cedar]

drinking bleach is health guys

[orchid robin]

this site

[orchid robin]

i enjoy both

a good piss in the morning out in the fresh air

is really something else

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/LBAY.gif

[restive bronze]

No ad blocker?

[broken topaz]

born to drink piss, forced to drink water

[orchid robin]

thats the thing

its asking me to disable my ad blocker

3 times

[final cedar]

dude that site is leaking hard

so many trackers

[restive bronze]

Ya need firefox with ad blocker

[orchid robin]

my ad blocker blocked 25 ads from this site alone

[restive bronze]

ublock and privacy badger

[hoary elk]

I miss ads telling me i won an iPhone.

[final cedar]

privacy badger

[orchid robin]

bro check this part of the article out

[hoary elk]

Or that i get a prize for being visitor one jizillion

[restive bronze]

bro i did not even read it

[final cedar]

TransAm

[orchid robin]

this screams "THEY ARE SUPPRESING THE TRUTH CUZ MUH ONE WORLD GOVERMENT"

[restive bronze]

just been fucking with you lmao

[uncut obsidian]

?

[orchid robin]

yeah no shit

but im enjoying it

[restive bronze]

Tell me what you learn

I don't want computer aids

[orchid robin]

oh im not gonna read this

my ad blocker is still on

and im not turning it off

[hoary elk]

so we're african?

[uneven sinew]

Hola

[final cedar]

I am at least

[hoary elk]

Omg..

[orchid robin]

african ancestry that dates back thousands of years ago

[hoary elk]

No soy racista

[orchid robin]

not african

just ancestry

[uneven sinew]

We are all girls within

[orchid robin]

that too

[hoary elk]

You like gock too?

[orchid robin]

GOCK

GOCK

GOCK

[uneven sinew]

Grok

Glock

[uncut obsidian]

the wock

[runic kernel]

GOCK

BUSSY

[orchid robin]

GOCK

BUSSY

BOCK

GUSSY

[hoary elk]

Quite an interesting sound you make

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wok-gif-25823345

[restive bronze]

We wuz we are.

[uneven sinew]

The Moth

[runic kernel]

frog

[uneven sinew]

More like, Latino mother's

[hoary elk]

Da pyrmidssss

[uneven sinew]

Instead of Balkan ones

[orchid robin]

Dont forget using you as free labor

[restive bronze]

We did done build em.

[hoary elk]

shieeet

[orchid robin]

what the fuck is this

[restive bronze]

My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand pappy owned some slaves that built the pyramids.

[orchid robin]

yeah no this channel is having one of "those" moments

see ya

[visual stirrup]

Someone is getting a p!ban before this is over.

[restive bronze]

I know you say the N-word in private.

Like Idubbz

[visual stirrup]

Is it really "In Private" if he's shouting it from his window?

[hoary elk]

Edups fell off hard

[final cedar]

[hoary elk]

Ik weet niet

[restive bronze]

He a simp for a hoe and got brain damage getting his ass beat.

fat L's

I mean honestly, this was maybe the most racist thing posted.

but it's more of a meme...from the porn thing.

or is it.....

[hoary elk]

Coinflip it, it's the right thing to do

[uncut obsidian]

hi maxim

[restive bronze]

I mean idc about that. He do be retarded now though. He needed Francis of the filth. With no guidance he became a true retard.

[rose ferry]

hiiii

[crimson flame]

https://twitter.com/universal_sci/status/1624579578214682625?s=20

Universal-Sci (@universal_sci)

A spectacular view of the orange and pink clouds that make up what remains after the explosive death of a massive star — the Vela supernova remnant

(Credit: ESO/VPHAS+ team. Acknowledgement: Cambridge Astronomical Survey Unit)

Likes

4309

Retweets

868

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 1:22 AM

u guys see something?

[hoary elk]

Fuck off

[rose ferry]

cosmic cake

[broken topaz]

unreal

[narrow lotus]

[restive bronze]

thicc

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751638425828065342/1075198267543011418/furry_astolfo_speechbubble.gif

[uneven sinew]

Damn

Damn x2

[rose ferry]

ty

[restive bronze]

can't wait until ww3. I built a bunker and everything.

[uncut obsidian]

me

without the monster part

[final cedar]

nice to know, what's your coordinates again?

[hidden path]

Might have a 4 month course

[abstract path]

Calls zhe police

[restive bronze]

west side of America

[final cedar]

[hidden path]

pog

might work and stuff

didn't expect something fast

[restive bronze]

If you bring food and skills, you can stay.

guns are covered

[final cedar]

Do you have food stocked?

[restive bronze]

yeah, for me

hella mre's

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bdnSo.gif

[restive bronze]

like 6 years without having to ration them.

[final cedar]

would be a shame if someone gets through the tripwires and pressure plates

[restive bronze]

I may or may not have traps made, but not placed.

booby traps are "illegal"

[final cedar]

Being kept alive to be used as food stock must be hell

one leg at a time

[restive bronze]

I wouldn't eat people. you'd go crazy. You can only eat human liver safely.

[toxic prism]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-rumor-1984-gif-22696080

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/1HLr.gif

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

pigs don't discriminate, they only go through bone like butter.

[restive bronze]

need to remove hair and burn it

they don't eat the hair

[crimson flame]

man i love splinter cell SO MUCH

split screen coop in splinter cell is so goddamn well designed

[crimson flame]

lol ye

but i never really cared about the story of splinter cell games

[final cedar]

2011

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/itve6-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248975

[amber marsh]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[amber marsh]

LMAO

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/395489380078190613/1075224386946224250/032.png

[fading shuttle]

he is literally me

[amber marsh]

Real

[rose ferry]

nonsense, that is the fun in brainfart

[amber marsh]

Bro I look beautiful with a skii mask on

[hidden path]

Bro I look

[pale barn]

Bro

[crimson flame]

ah yes who thought giving people euthanasia pods is a good idea

[pale barn]

nobody saw that one coming

[crimson flame]

absolutely

[broken topaz]

Thats not really an issue of euthanasia pods and more so something going wrong in canada specifically

[trim pilot]

fake

[crimson flame]

care to elaborate?

im actually curious

[severe flicker]

its funny

[broken topaz]

Belgium has euthanasia as well as a health care option

and its not a rampant issue there

[severe flicker]

the implications are funny

[trim pilot]

largest zip bomb ever is 4.5 petabytes, anything larger would have made headline news

especially something that big

[severe flicker]

i wish i had that zip bomb to send you

[crimson flame]

i mean to be fair its not wise to actually test it

[trim pilot]

the guy who developed a zip bomb that big would probably be dogpiled by militaries

[crimson flame]

yottabytes probably a theoretical value

[broken topaz]

You know whats even better than a zip bomb

while(1) {

fork()

}

[trim pilot]

NO

evil

cruelty

[broken topaz]

[trim pilot]

why would you torture a computer so

at least with a zip bomb thats password locked the death is swift

that is not a merciful death

[broken topaz]

Torture it

run it down

to its last leg

until its on life support

[trim pilot]

[severe flicker]

fork()
}

you can use the tilda key (`) three times to type code

[broken topaz]

I know

but i am lazy

[trim pilot]

cori is unhinged

[severe flicker]

fair

[trim pilot]

bonk

[broken topaz]

cock :: a->b
cock a = b

happy now?

[pastel quartz]

Omg animall

[severe flicker]

i could utilise such a thing

[trim pilot]

its easy to find but im not going to tell you where

[severe flicker]

although

could such a thing actually DAMAGE hardware?

[trim pilot]

i legally do not know what i downloaded

[severe flicker]

do not open

[trim pilot]

i am not aware of the contents of said file

[severe flicker]

do not try and find out

[trim pilot]

if i had an old shitty pc i could test it

[broken topaz]

its not gonna damage your hardware

[severe flicker]

wait its on the git

its on GitHub

[trim pilot]

the git is stolen

[trim pilot]

yeah

[broken topaz]

Your OS will run out of resources and crash and die

[severe flicker]

it wont die unrecoverably will it?

[broken topaz]

No

[runic kernel]

if not friend why it friend shaped

[severe flicker]

just making sure it isnt too bad

[broken topaz]

Trust me i just had an exam on Operating Systems

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiiii

[trim pilot]

i wouldnt trust you with my cat

[pastel quartz]

Hiii

[broken topaz]

I can be trusted around cats

[pastel quartz]

Did i ever promose u my pic?

[trim pilot]

https://youtu.be/EZ5WlNbOvuQ

[uncut obsidian]

promose?

[pastel quartz]

Promise

[uncut obsidian]

...no?

[pastel quartz]

Wtf who was it

[grizzled meadow]

Me

[broken topaz]

citizen_male_7 my beloved

the hottest half life 2 citizen model

[severe flicker]

lmfao

wat

[rose ferry]

this is why I join clear sky

[stone blade]

Me

[stone blade]

me too

[runic kernel]

[stone blade]

yes.

[hidden path]

buru to nya conversation

[trim pilot]

Thought that was a tapco sks for a sec

Was about to lose it

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103209684680323072/1075289351082217523/IMG_2942.png

this is literally me

[broken topaz]

yooo

Great plushie

[midnight tree]

i just told you it's literally me

are you calling me cute?

😳

[broken topaz]

youre a great plushie

[midnight tree]

thanks bro

i got back day today

shit is gonna be bussin

my neck will know great pain

[uncut obsidian]

Y

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-gif-22976164

[midnight tree]

no

my body goes into meltdown mode when it gets freezing

[uncut obsidian]

bobers

[midnight tree]

boaber

[broken topaz]

boba

[midnight tree]

cocka

[broken topaz]

zaza

[midnight tree]

smh

cannabinoid

get out

[pastel quartz]

don't you knwo that line? :c

[uncut obsidian]

i do

just funi emot

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949231157638201354/1028733002567655424/caption-5.gif

[midnight tree]

yeah

and you're not gonna stop me

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046047811382292592/1075237912217669713/trim.413F031A-F83B-43D7-B630-96DC6D7BEE8C.mov

me when i fucking GET you

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/701861037334593577/1002870328319549470/Felthighs.gif

[uncut obsidian]

pls

[runic kernel]

Me

[broken topaz]

Us

[runic kernel]

[uncut obsidian]

[broken topaz]

me

[midnight tree]

you?

[uncut obsidian]

you

[midnight tree]

me

[runic kernel]

[midnight tree]

us

[uncut obsidian]

we

[midnight tree]

weewee

[uncut obsidian]

monkey

together

strong

[broken topaz]