#πͺbruh-fart
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Ik begrijp het niet
why are you speaking the zaza language
i will stop demonstrating my bilingual capabilities. my apologies
het spijt me
Finally
Same
no more zaza β
what's zaza
Real
! 1984 was not built-in
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BLEHHH
@digital quartz
Yes 1984 is something we made
your it

/srs or /j
!1984
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Cuz I like pink :)
actually the avg twitter conversation
My lawyer etc.
I must read that book, eventually.
/ tag create name: content:
its pretty decent
or with the ! prefix
go read brave new world as well
Ah, yeah now that I think of it I don't know how to make commands for Carl
I know how to do them for Pancake
aldous huxley
aldo????

!tag + test
I read some pages of "Shock n' Awe" .... or what was it's name again?
Scary.
alive
Okay it's back
lmao
!tag + test
This server has restricted tag creation to mods.
I'm missing something then
Fahrenheit 451 is good
!test
Okay it's for Carl, not Pancake
!stalkerisatacticalfps
hitler is weirdly popular like that in some places. but I digress. that would be going into politics
Falco discovering new things is a sight to behold
It's so cute
either way I failed because the server where I wanted to make the !1984 command restricted tag creation to mods
(I am literally one)
of course it's an indian guy
NO WAY
Yeye mr embed fail 
i have not read that one
oh yea its valentines day. time to go give companys that would be entirely unrelated to any relationship money because they put a heart on something
!tag + test shut up
Tag "test" successfully created.
Tag and corresponding aliases successfully deleted.
Ohno
but of course im just sad cause im alone. only lonely incels think consumerism for no reason is dumb*
Valentines day should be everyday.
Love thy gf, love thy bf, love thy neighbour e.t.c.
kill kill kill
yeah fuck your neighbors
...without the capitalist part.
kill your sisters cat cause she ate all the ice cream
brutal lel
Ice cream sounds good
calorie bomb
Gotta wait another month for the ice cream parlor to open up again
This ice cream parlor ain't no pushover
It has limoncello ice cream
It's gucci
I've gotten a dubious idea
this ice cream parlor be doing numbers playa you best not be fucking wit us
You do not have MANAGE MESSAGES permission to execute this command
birthdays are a capitailst plot to take your money
bloody hell
should've guessed 
naturally 
@grizzled meadow Falco you love 12yo girls?
i love my step mom
Yes
real
P!avatar 372398874498826241
bro call the italian police
hunger, thirst and the need to sleep are all capitalist scams
isnt that the guys who's like "JOEEE BIDEN. JOEEE BIDEN"
so true bestie, let me liberate your autonomous commune
of course. if you just breathe air you wont die. a guy on youtube told me that
I'm saving that one
Are you still talking about gae shiet?
hablaste tu
when are they not
Why
real
@grizzled meadow bro
a dubuious little prank my josh
respeta puttana
my friend is talking about trying to fuck a girl mf the country is falling apart
Maldito chileno
me n who
Me me
what nato equipment does to a mf
nato equipment makes you touch children
Moj je tata zloΔinac iz rata
Moj je tata zloΔinac iz rata
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Nema niko muda da vodi ga do suda
Nema niko muda da vodi ga do suda
Moj je tajo pol' Bosne osvaj'o
Moj je tajo pol' Bosne osvaj'o
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Nema niko muda da vodi ga do sud...
I broke my fucking teeth
nato equipment made my cat gey
depleted uranium moment
why cant it be both
Yo soi hombre del norte
FEMBOY DUTY 
no se geografia soy pobre
no no fuckingway
bojack
he jus cleaning
real
Get fucked
xd
Credit goes to:
Anomaly for making the video (Faceit experience 2)
Haix for raging
Sisyphus moment
go eat callos or some shit
Every time he says "Blyat'" take a shot.
aweonao es martes
FELIZ JUEVES
Disgusting
there is absolutely nothing wrong with that gif and it has completely innocent origins
instant alcohol poisoning
I eat tacos
absolutely no horrifying backstory there!
of course
Asuka....
hey guys look at this cool pixel art

thoughtless creature
i wonder what that whimsical and advanced machine can do!
when i go for walks my arms fall asleep
i can barely feel my arms when i go out walking since i barely move them or something
Birbs good
Ah shit Ilost occasion
Next year on valentines Im going trick or treating
me when my single man plane crashes in the middle of the atlantic ocean (i am going to die of thirst before i reach land)
bΓ³br
this one is infinitely more fine
Check it
The fredomer is better
how about i suck your dick
send it
bet
send it now
he's rn doing the Dooty video
make a vid of deez nuts
Genshin Impack vidio
aight
I can't see them
nut video w/ sound
id be evil girlfiends with the monolith one
how but this
$20
bat locomotion
Upload to youtobe
bat schmoving
Batman
bateman
heres the whole table
i'm a real nutta
I think I found my girlfriend
I am taking 80 dolar scholarship and it costs 30 buck for me
Teach me master
i buy whatever i think is cool
i got my USEC patches for like $10
not bad quality
and I will be your 2 meter femboy bodyguard
Egghead girl
i buy just about nothing because i don't care about simping over franchises
i dont simp but i obviously needed patches for my USEC cosplay
the fuck is usec
tarkov faction
united security
ill end my life tonight just for you
thanks bro
FOR FUCKS SAKE, I COME BACK AND THIS IS THE FIRST PING I SEE
i gotchu
Kommandostore has the factions for like 8 bucks
the problem is if I buy one the government is going to put %100 or %150 duty tax on the equipment and this tax is changing through the price if its 10 dolars it costs me 20-25 dolars and the delivery is also costing 10 bucks to
im sorry for you
Velcro patch for you
@ruby minnow
velcro patches π΄
and im tired
more like velcringe
Hello back
Im cori
hey cori
Hey brΓΌno
hey bruno, cori and aksel
hello back
hello aksel
hello
hell
is still disorienting to be called both otso and bruno in a single voice call
tf is otso
otso
wtf is otso
You real name is OTSO?
yeah
your name is otso?
Fuck off your real name is Bruno
falco π
With a ΓΌ
deal with it
fuck you and your guys gaslighting
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME WAS OTSO
"The name Otso is boy's name meaning "bear". A common animal name in Finland."
Confirmed
BrΓΌno is not a twink
and here i thought ΦίλιΟΟΞΏΟ was bad
he is a bear
So Bruno is actually Bruno
I SING FOR YOU
Just got my grades
He is literally me
you got diabetes?
what does that make me
he simdi anladim neden ping yedigimi
Got a 20 (out of a possible 20) on a class I went to twice, maybe three times
Made by me. 4 years ago
Good shit
HoΕgeldin
Well according to google you are daddy
Because Aksel means "Father of peace"
yeah i know
But youre also jewish

nah he isnt cut yet
cori antisemitic
how the fuck do those two names correlate
Well done GOOMBO! π
It just be like that
what's YOUR name then

so anyways
which means
good news
little raven
i did pretty well in exams
My name is
Fuck off Dutyer we don't care about your 5
Collins
yay
didnt you change it tho or am i misremembering
did i ask for your opinion
But i go by Cori everywhere
ye and kori means basket in finnish
real
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, I don't care
p!translate EN kori
neither do I
kori
kori
bruh
sfsdfdsgsdfgffd
wanna know what it means in norwegian?
whatever goodnight bois
yes
absolutely nothing
Based
you don't exist in norway
Is anyone going to kiss this dude before bed
p!kiss @pastel quartz
hes a new turk
Oggi alle
exams in general or particular classes ?
WHAT?
Oh no
is he the greek kind of turk
now somebody can relate to this gif
or the sand people turk
duty guy found a freedomer turk
gonna fill you with all my eggs
I can relate
pretty sure its greek kind of turk
what the fuck did you just say
im getting the vibe atleast
just go to balkans and say some shit
cypran kind of turk tbh
you'll offend at least 9
You gypsy this is the strong sperm

lol calm down, bro.
wait wrong reply

"anatolian"
How did your exams go?
7 out of 10 questions
cheated on 3 of em π
hmmm
Listen i know my races and sub races @midnight tree
Maths ?
IT theory
We almost all have been there.
explain why the finns were called mongoloids
me when i unwittingly open a portal to the dimension where fruit loops are as large as donuts
"laughs turkishly"
do we have a race realist in the chat?
raped by mongolians

IMPOSSIBLY LOUD BUZZER NOICE WRONG
And the swedes are basically fins too through generations of inbreeding with Lapplanders
We all tried to cheat on exams really, and many have discovered that there was no need to cheat in the first place. We just needed to have self-confidence .
the mongolians never made it that far dumbass

pretty sure they did
if it wasn't for Greeks Turks wouldn't discover the wonderful world of gey sex so i praise greeks for that
oh no i really had to cheat, it was those stupid questions of "describe x activity" that only someone with photographic memory will remember
maxiim heyy :3
they made it to russia but i doubt finland
fuck it we calling him mads then
ye
zooos
fr
then driving like this
It's fine bro, nobody is perfect, truly.
suck a cock
hiiiiiiiiii
did i get you back into drg since i saw you playing it today?
laughs turkishly
keep calling me mads and I'm gonna bring out the cumcannon
i know you already do that
... nooo~
||yes||
u mads bro? 
This is STALKER politics now π
@hoary elk
The fat guy?
the cat
Prrrrr skibidipopop
or whatever
Yes yes
what the fuck is he called
so
i need a name
i was looking for some gifs about greece
but they just made me hate this country more
his name is skibidi bop yes yes yes
What's with the roach posting?
Found some π
all im seeing is covered tits bouncing around
what?
imma go take a shower
plot twist: peter's allergic to peanut butter
i'll join
Goodnight bro.
Too gae for my presence
I wish I was in someone's walls
clussy
trainsphobic game
good
downvoted and reported, bucko
bro why would you hate trains
i hate trains
trains are awesome
Im not gonna buy the game
they go choo choo
but i can still enjoy the shitposts
choo choo mf
It does
a weapon to surpass metal gear
Like one, and you clothing is gender neutral iirc
so you can wear anything
twink boy with pretty corsette
give me
you can make your own character be trans
game released after 2020 of course it has gey people in it
valentines is a shit holiday, be happy
if i put on a corset it will literally just make a dent in my sides whilst still retaining a rough brick shape
Average turkish man right there
only bcs u are here :3
spot the single
alright but fr mads have you read vagabond?
I am not single, valentines day is still a shit holiday @plucky void
I have a boyfriend
still shit
we make a point of not celebrating it
goyfriend
π€ @rose ferry
(fucked up this year though)
20 years passed
and every one these years I was single
you probabbly have a bigger dick than me stfu
nah, shit holiday
"dedicate the day to your special someone"
yeah because that can't be any other day ever
only girls like valentines day
And going to be a single for a long time
being horny =! being romantic
I am never horny, I dont have sex
Invalid argument
didn't even had a valentine to go out with her at valentines day
I am going to cry
goodnight everybody
man i have been alone my entire life and i cannot imagine actually being in a relationship at this point
gorffriend
Hehe
thanky brother
better heal that damage before actually getting into one or it won't last
also no haven't read this btw
mf how am i gonna do that
ah alright, asked bcs i picked up the first 3 volumes today at a book shop
Therapy
professional medical help
there are only 2 manga series I own, crossbone gundam and berserk
I could be good in a relationship if you're not real and I forgot my meds
stop trying to gaslight me
I think im not really the relationship type
Im more so the occasionally getting silly with the homies type
i'm more the floating through life as a husk of a man type
It's not easy to be in a relationship. Sacrifices have to be made.
real
How's it working out so far? Good I hope.
gotta sacrifice your sense of self
not a relationship person? fuck you, be in a relationship anyway 
You're not wrong.
Its going pretty okay, ups and downs,
Lots of stress in both of our lives atm so its pretty tough
where's strongbad
But we be doin it
Bing chilling with his lady.
Damn... hope you stick together strong really, because now you need each other the most.
i dont think theyre doing it aksel
I like to go through it by myself
He needs me when going through it
Works out somehow
realistic depiction of the metalhead fandom
Of course, understandable. Sometimes it's better to let someone willing to help you.
i bought a push up assist thingy so i can practice handstand better
yeah, thats why i posted it 
I dont need help, I suffer in silence until im better again
lifting my entire body using both of my hands in tucked position
its hard 
real
Can i have a pizza instead?
but im hungry
eat me
vore mf
how hungry?
π΄
I could eat hol horse
I was playing CS
Cuz stress
With brΓΌno
Nvm
Cori you should know there is higher priorities
playing CS is clearly the problem here
yeah playing cs with me
yall need to learn this super old boomer concept called "managing time"
where did i say im going to sleep
a shower is step 1 of todays night
Without setting alarms on my phone i simply forget to eat
it was a trick question to get all those videos taken down 
step 2 is eating a good fuckin meal
i just go gym and then jack off until i fall asleep
ill try again when autumn starts
π€¨
2pm adventure
feel that tho
when autism starts
lower day tomorrow
back day tomorrow
It do be like that
pull day tomorrow
mate just cuz winter is over doesnt mean "that" is over, its just toned down
night
Me when the zaza comes
QSDFQWEL4WQE7 X80\8\8HY0H¨\8Gà U
you mom simulator 2016?
republic commando
Again? Last time didn't turn out great
I LOVE THAT GAME
so true, king
I LOVE THAT GAME SO MUCH I WOULD SACRIFICE A BABY WHILE STARING IT RIGHT IN THE EYES IN ORDER TO GET A REMAKE
literally me

now just because you called it a 'boomer concept' all the reactionary kids are gonna say it's managing your time is a bad thing
sanest #πͺbruh-fart member
dump truck ass
I always wanted a "imperial commando" sequel
it would be the coolest shit no cap
I want the Dune RTS games by Westwood to be remade
mos def
there were plans for that but the new management cancelled it
imperial cum man tho?
i like hearing you rant
i love schizo ranting
i love ramming
i swear im a calm and collected person but when you hand me a topic i like
well i will keep going till morning
you have never touched neither a woman nor a femboy in your life
correct
in what way?
you expect too much of me
bro...
that "netflix" watermark makes me afraid of asking what this is from
it's from "cuties" look it up
@digital quartz
Looks gravity fallsy
it aint gravity falls
I wanna watch gravity falls again
well i looked it up and all im seeing is bruno
it's been a while
real
yep. I only know it from the news, memes and the rotten tomatoes rating
I'm more of a flashing A long kinda guy
love bunnies
funny thing
he likes gey sex
yeah bruno knows
nono not edgy
guys look!
omg!
i am not edgy
scrimblo!
by all accounts
anymore*
Welcome to the jungleeee
i HATE politics
history opens to politics
please dont remind me
actually stole it from another server but I'll make it up to you
yeah yeah ive heard about it
did you know the asshole forms first
me
R E A L
unfortunately
Aksel you just get me
youth in asia
i get you? for free??
awesome
i'm heading over now
that's the one topic that can be talked about freely in here without repercussion 
anything i fuck becomes female
isnt that the fuckin thing from the half life 1 demo (the first of demos not the one that looks like its final product)
i could never be gey
or how the blue fuckin whales ancestor is a land rat looking mammal that just swam a bit to catch fish
is it time to talk about the platypus
dont forget it produces eggs
the platypus was imported from an alien planet for shits and giggles
sounds reasonable
if yall havent, watch zefrank1 videos
best documentary shit

This is the first strand-type Eminem shitpost
I have no idea how Kojima thought all this up, this is something a stoner would think up. Unless...?
Discord server:
https://discord.gg/bYsvzn24fk
venom stronger than morphine in its claw
actual abomination
5 years life expectancy from the steroids those fuckers are on
natural muscles are better
natty ranni
you dont have muscles to judge
my cock and balls are already small enough, if theres even a slight risk of steroids shrinking my shit i refuse to use it
i don't need steroids
if i just eat the food my mom says is healthy and stay active i will become big and strong
i limit test my body
let me help you with that bro
eat your greens and you'll grow up big like Boris
greens? wtf?
i eat hella broccoli my guy
you mean reds?
i'm gonna become a tree
reds and whites πͺ
why did we start talking about skin colour again
gotta find the best one ofc
i vote purple
only skin color i care about is the color of the skin on the outside of my whole chicken breasts
purple would go hard ngl
gotta get that lean protein baby
ever seen a calico person?
"eww steroids"
I LOVE LEAN
where's the part where they eat crayons
that's the midnight snack
No
Taking care of yourself is first on place very usually
oh I thought it was for all meals
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
practice what you preach 
marines must maintain a certain physique, too many crayons would put them way over their target for the day
crayons make you put way too much muscle on our frame. No need for all that when in the military
balanced crayon diet
I want more fat for more booty
dont touch my gushers
i know what you can do for that
Ja?
too late
i munch on sharpies
real
i just tell people to fuck off when they give me gifts
eat it
but booty is achieved by getting thick glute muscles, not just food
But it also comes with the pay of more money
metabolism fucking you over?
Digga just drink oil
How do i get this
ez
fat booty is fucked, ripped booty is wholesome
I LITERALLY SENT YOU AND MAJA A VIDEO RECOMMENDED BY A FRIEND
Only with sweets
Which is why i eat very less sweets
You didn't find it back
CICO gentlemen
do the bulgarian squat
wait no
hip thrust
deadlifts
i swear
bsg is nice but mainly for quads
hamstring curls
deadlifts is for lower back but not that lower
jefferson curl that weight
i do deadlifts on leg day because i gotta be able to put things down gently with my legs
I'm not a big DL fan
And what food do yall recommend?
anyways imma spend an hour on self care by playing arma 3
romanian deadlifts are goated
fuck, there so many dishes i love
uuuhhhhhh
dont like regular dl tho
i cant decide
i'm back to the point where i can comfortably do 3 sets of 12 reps with 65kg on the DL
i live on quark and lentil soup rn
my core muscles have once again become goated with the sauce
why so many reps?
Oh yeah quark
why not
I could make myself more fruit salads




