🎪bruh-fart

[severe flicker]

but...

im 15... i was born in 2007

[gentle saffron]

oh good heavens

[pastel quartz]

ew

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-tewi-money-social-credit-fumofumo-fumo-gif-26090660

[severe flicker]

i apologise...

[pastel quartz]

isnt that PLN

[amber marsh]

I forgot that there are people born after 2002

[gentle saffron]

idk

[severe flicker]

theres people younget than MC

[amber marsh]

Dont feel bad bro, it happens to the best

[gentle saffron]

i only know the true currency of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BABY

https://tenor.com/view/usa-nghedgehogs-gifs-gif-24993633

[amber marsh]

Ya all don't seem that United these days

But anyways

[severe flicker]

theres two right?

[gentle saffron]

were completely separate and divided

[severe flicker]

it feels like it

[gentle saffron]

until a euro decides to chime in

[amber marsh]

Two of what

[severe flicker]

its a joke about the civil war

[severe flicker]

it feels like theres going to be another one

[amber marsh]

Oh oki!

[gentle saffron]

americans will argue from sun up to sun down, but if a fucking european has anything to say, its the one thing to unite us all

[amber marsh]

Even if the European is agreeing with both btw

[gentle saffron]

yes

[severe flicker]

oh no...

[gentle saffron]

none of you have any say in our country, we shouldve never intervened in ww2

(we definitely should have)

[gentle saffron]

honkshoooo

mimimimi

[amber marsh]

And so, I shall go mimir

Anybody down to cuddle?

[severe flicker]

does here count as europe? before one of you start heckling me to death?

[light charm]

Memememememe

[amber marsh]

p!hug @light charm

[foggy mantle]

Goombo (GMT+2) hugs Ruby The More Breedable one

Powered by weeb.sh

[amber marsh]

Aight, you're coming with me

[vivid marsh]

Nuh uh

[severe flicker]

||or is it -0il||

[light charm]

Yayayayayayayayayay

[vivid marsh]

I'd say Asia

[severe flicker]

so im safe... right?

[amber marsh]

Take care everyone else, imma go nap

No

[light charm]

Okie have fun nap

[severe flicker]

||dont tell the americans about the oil||

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiEnzYYHbYc&ab_channel=MrBubbaalex

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-throw-it-back-twerk-sir-yes-sir-sir-yes-sir-oorah-gif-25771936

[severe flicker]

NOOO

[vivid marsh]

The Caucasus is what divides Asia and Europe (Urals and Bosperous strait too)

[visual stirrup]

I AM RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR COORDINATES

[severe flicker]

i live in uk your going to the wrong place bitch

used an ender pearl

[severe flicker]

i am under a separate threat... or rather my extended family seems to be...

[vivid marsh]

Swag like Ohio

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/LiBRgxbnuxk

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816045325629521960/1075038660849831976/20230213_210313.png?width=626&height=663

[vivid marsh]

Thank you for this, I will send it to my Georgian friends

[severe flicker]

riveting

[gentle saffron]

walt jr glow up

[severe flicker]

this shits intense man

YEESSSSSS

[trim pilot]

GO ORANGE BALL

NOOOOOO

GO

[severe flicker]

||it loses||

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/wPXswKKFTQs

here... another

[vivid marsh]

Thank you very much

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/gYBtjqCb2Mg
i personally enjoy this

[uncut obsidian]

1986 vibes

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/bwgcY3nr6kA

i need to find some GMod memes

[gentle saffron]

that shit is terrifying

and to see them doubling down constantly saying "everything is fine" is fucking gut wrenching

[trim pilot]

i live in ohio

luckily on the other side of the state

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-anatoly-dyatlov-delusional-gif-14336594

[severe flicker]

wut

[visual stirrup]

Train with dangerous chemicals derailed in Ohio
Authorities decided to burn the chemicals rather than letting them explode
Chemicals in air

[severe flicker]

tf chemical was it?

[uncut obsidian]

A chemical one

[trim pilot]

chloryl something

[severe flicker]

that doesnt sound good...

[gentle saffron]

its fucking incredible that the derailment wasnt even that dangerous until they literally decided to set it on FIRE

[trim pilot]

people are gonna get axed for this

both the company

[gentle saffron]

i have no idea whos idea that was but they should be shot

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-a35-a-zed-five-press-the-button-gif-14336592

[trim pilot]

and the person who made the decision to burn it

[uncut obsidian]

So many chernobyl flashbacks

Oh god

[gentle saffron]

yeah no its literally just chernobyl 2.0

[trim pilot]

luckily i have fresh access to the new exclusion zone

[gentle saffron]

no radiation but

still cancerous material all the same

[severe flicker]

how do i find more information

[visual stirrup]

It took place in pussyboobs, ohio
Look up "pussyboobs" on your school computer

[severe flicker]

now now

i dont believe that that is that related

[uncut obsidian]

I love how I first learned about it through memes

Imagine if there was internet and memes back in 1986

[gentle saffron]

vinyl chloride is the chemical btw

[severe flicker]

...

[gentle saffron]

ironically i learned what chernobyl was from stalker

[gentle saffron]

when i was a wee lad playing clear sky

[uncut obsidian]

pls

[severe flicker]

that burns into... if my chemistry is correct the precursor to HCL???

[gentle saffron]

im no chemist so i have no idea

i know it has literally killed most living things in the immediate area

[gentle saffron]

meow

[severe flicker]

no shit bro look at the chemical formula

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955458213397016596/1042415185316552794/no_more_bleh-1.gif

[visual stirrup]

Hydrogen chloride probably isn't that dangerous at these amounts. (It's even the active ingredient in some allergy medications)
Phosgene is the real problem, supposedly.

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1046744742450450442/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2022-08-02T010556.099.gif

[uncut obsidian]

You missed it

You fool

[midnight tree]

no

[severe flicker]

lets look at what the chem formula for the ww1 era gas is

[midnight tree]

i hit my mark

[trim pilot]

should i buy a mosin nagant and go into the new exclusion zone

[uncut obsidian]

It should've been me

[trim pilot]

reenact stalker

[gentle saffron]

meow

[severe flicker]

so the carbon goes to make the phosgene, with the chlorine (i doubt it will make acid), there is a bunch of carbon particles just floating about, or binding with oxygen

right, and that much in a small area

[visual stirrup]

"Khajit has wares, if you have coin"

[severe flicker]

where the hell does Palestine come into all this???

[visual stirrup]

East Palestine is the name of the nearby town

[severe flicker]

oh

[visual stirrup]

Lots of towns in Ohio have European and Middle Eastern names.

[severe flicker]

American town names...

anyways, onLy iN oHIo

[visual stirrup]

I'm going to found a town in France and call it "Dallas"

[severe flicker]

no... don't

[trim pilot]

i just had a braindead team in world of tanks that didnt do their fucking job

[gentle saffron]

do it

[severe flicker]

how was the slot machine?

[severe flicker]

remember: casino has house odds

[trim pilot]

all our heavies got ripped apart by unspotted enemies then ambused at close range by the enemy heavies

we lost bad

[severe flicker]

minesweeper

[trim pilot]

because our lights couldnt fucking figure out how to spot

[edgy abyss]

[trim pilot]

gaming

[uncut obsidian]

Fake

It's both me

[severe flicker]

this is down to a 50/50

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ford-f150-mgr-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-gif-25154397

[severe flicker]

have fun

[pastel quartz]

trueeee

[eager quest]

whats so bad about that picture

[fading shuttle]

mentioning the balkoids is illegal

[eager quest]

i am a balkanoid

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-gif-9322547

[eager quest]

what about it

[eager quest]

bro its the balkans

[plucky void]

since when do the devs need to ask permission though

[eager quest]

how are some countries politics

a picture of some countries

[plucky void]

dude's using their modding tools on their game

[edgy abyss]

because pics like that tend to lead to talks about politics. Not always, but it do

[eager quest]

ok so not the picture itself

good

but looks like it didnt escalate

[edgy abyss]

yes, but it can

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[fading shuttle]

oooooooh, politics

https://tenor.com/view/globe-revolution-earth-spin-gif-11415271

[trim pilot]

GEOPOLITICS

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-dick-pic-iron-man-blacksmith-gif-21227736

[edgy abyss]

it's called transformative work. It's the reason "Let's Play's" are technically legal

[runic kernel]

Goodnight chat i must sleep for i hav the work

[midnight tree]

reak

l

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815382841604833280/1037365124597567568/2A8C4798-DA6F-43DA-A8F7-0DAA8CD1E52D-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

frowning

[midnight tree]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-alien-cuddle-silly-sit-gif-4910798

[edgy abyss]

Wait... Valentines day already happened?

[plucky void]

vague as fuck bullshit to excuse bullshitters bullshitting

[edgy abyss]

90% of youtube gaming content rely on that law

[grizzled meadow]

It's literally today

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck valentines day

I need to study for exams

For uni

To get valentines day daily

[plucky void]

doesn't make it any less bullshit

[uncut obsidian]

Business plan

[visual stirrup]

sigma male grindset

[edgy abyss]

Will you be my Valentine? ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

Pick me

[plucky void]

the normal way would be fucking your valentine

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/lopunny-pokemon-gif-24306610

[hidden path]

gn

[edgy abyss]

you want me to do it just so you can say "No" to my face

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqG9666jwYg&feature=shares

[pastel quartz]

ok

[hidden path]

who wants to be my valentine

I promise I won't cook you

[pastel quartz]

MEEEEEEE please

cook me

[hidden path]

you're making it weird

[pastel quartz]

no its not

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

The weather is so nice today and I'm just gonna eat a chicken

[grim radish]

When the Playboi Carti news dropped https://tenor.com/view/fell-down-fell-down-to-my-knees-lil-durk-law-gif-24526769

[uncut obsidian]

And I am the valentine

[pastel quartz]

what news

[uncut obsidian]

Hai again

[hidden path]

also I allow it

[grim radish]

He choked a girl who may be pregnant with his kid in December

[plucky void]

no

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

oh, wow thats new

[uncut obsidian]

You can't stop it

[grim radish]

https://twitter.com/kurrco/status/1625418839692304387?s=46&t=nTJXwxUPpcC-bI6cZhya_g

Kurrco (@Kurrco)

Playboi Carti was arrested for felony aggravated assault in December 2022 after allegedly choking his pregnant girlfriend following an argument over a paternity test (via TMZ)

Likes

8964

Retweets

484

Twitter · Feb 14, 2023, 8:57 AM

[pastel quartz]

it's mount n blade, in space
theo nly thing it has to dwo ith stellaris, is it being in space, which is a genre of a game, and having fleets

[grim radish]

Why can’t rappers just act normal smh

[uncut obsidian]

No

Oh wait

[pastel quartz]

where did he grow up?

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck you fooled me

[grim radish]

Atlanta

[edgy abyss]

@uncut obsidian Falco rejected me, will y-

[pastel quartz]

welp, idk wtf that is

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, the answer is no, i won't

[vagrant zodiac]

In case some of you somehow haven't seen this masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBLJ6L-byo

[edgy abyss]

[pastel quartz]

knew it 🪗 skipped to the end

[grim radish]

In the US state of Georgia

[pastel quartz]

masterpiece?

[edgy abyss]

Zinai kad Lietuvoje yra Domino pica?

[pastel quartz]

is it liek brooklyn, where everybody ends up as a murderer

[plucky void]

FI DUMA ÉGUA

[heavy peak]

Senai, nori kokia diena užsukti?

[edgy abyss]

gera pica... It duona su cesnaku

[gentle saffron]

i dated a girl from brooklyn

never again

[grizzled meadow]

Skom approaching

Why do I hear DOOM music

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764965033767600161/1074795447006277803/7b1ho3.gif

[edgy abyss]

as uzsisakiau I namus

[trim pilot]

'

[pastel quartz]

how did u manage to understand what shes asyinfg

[heavy peak]

[gentle saffron]

she wasnt ghetto she was a rich ukranian

[uncut obsidian]

Skom, the Aldo replacement

[visual stirrup]

I just found a vid I want to post, and I come back to find three moderators.

[uncut obsidian]

Before people were scared of Aldo, now it's Skom

[visual stirrup]

I'll just wait

[gentle saffron]

aside from the accent (which was hot as fuck) it wasnt hard to understand

[hidden path]

bless all cats

[plucky void]

I mean they're rappers... it's in the job description

[gentle saffron]

she would scream at me in russian when she was mad

[hidden path]

I'm vibing with my cats

they make me want to nap with them all the time

[edgy abyss]

Sakiau tau kad as introvertas, ko to tikiesi is ejimo, kartu I picerija, ipac sia diena

[visual stirrup]

That cat must have the most shredded abs of any housecat.

[plucky void]

T-Rex cat!

[fading shuttle]

me and the boys going home after getting the zaza

[gentle saffron]

he aint need them arms

[heavy peak]

Nesakau sian, suka pats 2 pamaina dirbu, ketvirtadienį penktadienį laisvas

[gentle saffron]

quest to the ancient realm (gas station) to meet the oracle (weed dealer)

[edgy abyss]

A ka tu nori ten veikti so manim? I pasimatyma kvieti?

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/crack-cocaine-addict-dog-gif-23976872

[heavy peak]

Šiaip

[plucky void]

watch someone like maja go "I misread that as cock"

[edgy abyss]

@heavy peak 🟦

[heavy peak]

[edgy abyss]

[fading shuttle]

me and the boys at the gas station (the crack addicts are back)

[pastel quartz]

hehe i did

[pastel quartz]

omgg that game, itw as so uwu

[fading shuttle]

live barbarian reaction

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/barbarian-clash-of-clan-gif-19248916

[gentle saffron]

speaking of my ukrainian ex, any of you slav fucks wanna send me these? cant find em anywhere but they were fucking divine and i want them

[uncut obsidian]

uwu

[edgy abyss]

Mmmmm

Them's very sweet candy

[gentle saffron]

yes

i shoveled those damn things in my mouth every time she got me them

[edgy abyss]

Might buy some for myself today

[gentle saffron]

cant exactly ask her where to get em here in the states

[visual stirrup]

Have your tried Amazon? You can even buy those "Alyona" chocolate bars there.

[gentle saffron]

i checked forever ago on amazon and gave up but that was also years ago so maybe time to try again

[edgy abyss]

I mean... That's basically Condensed Milk

just buy that and chug it

[gentle saffron]

yeah thats how she explained it to me

[echo slate]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/321985974949

[heavy peak]

Looking at it already gives me a tooth ache

[gentle saffron]

i wanted to avoid ordering them cause my packages always get destroyed and my disappointment mounts

but i guess ill do what i must

there were a few others maybe i can find em

[edgy abyss]

If those candys get crushed... You will not be able to seperate the paper from the candy

[echo slate]

You could always book a flight to Poland and cross the border but uh, that has some risks

[visual stirrup]

[heavy peak]

Meh

[edgy abyss]

Or he can join the Army and have himself be deployed here 🤔

[heavy peak]

Shadman has been in jail for quite some time (if that info is correct anyway)

[pastel quartz]

UwU i love u

[edgy abyss]

[uncut obsidian]

Have you heard that gypsy crusader is out?

[gentle saffron]

im already enlisted uh oh

[echo slate]

The candy mercenary

[heavy peak]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

UwU...

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[uncut obsidian]

UwU

So?

[pastel quartz]

WMGH- wha--- Omgh-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/703500726290219039.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[edgy abyss]

SO GO AND ASK TO BE DEPLEOYED IN THE BATLICS!

[uncut obsidian]

QwQ

[pastel quartz]

i miss voicechats there

sadge

[edgy abyss]

p!ship @pastel quartz @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is maургал ♥️

[uncut obsidian]

owo

[pastel quartz]

why i have 2 letters and madi has 5

[uncut obsidian]

Lmao

[echo slate]

maoogral

[pastel quartz]

i didnt know ur such a dom madi owmghh

[midnight tree]

@pastel quartzaight bro i'm done eating

[edgy abyss]

because you're a bottom

[pastel quartz]

poggies!!

[uncut obsidian]

Im not a dom!!

UwU.

[trim pilot]

do you want to be added to the brainfart elden ring intro

[edgy abyss]

Holy shit... @uncut obsidian what did @pastel quartz do to you man?

[fading shuttle]

maja would be the dung eater

[trim pilot]

we corrupted him

[uncut obsidian]

Did you miss it?

Im a bottom

[edgy abyss]

[uncut obsidian]

A femboy in a year

[heavy peak]

Grim, you should have stayed away from this place

[uncut obsidian]

Damn right

[fading shuttle]

this is just sad, madi was based now he is cringe

[uncut obsidian]

No, let 'em suffer

[edgy abyss]

I was here before you

[pale barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891546875726037002/1027309927636664320/image0-13.gif?width=388&height=473

[trim pilot]

The fallen femboys tell a story. The great Femboy Ring was shattered. In our home, across the server, the channel #🎪bruh-fart . Now, Queen @Mya <3#6011 a the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, gtanil the Golden was the first to perish. Soon, Mya's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Femboy Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the mass banning. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the greater mods. OHHH, Arise now, ye femboys. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost thighs speaks to us all. @orchid robin , chieftan of the badlands. The ever-brilliant @pastel quartz . @light charm , the Deathbed Companion. The loathsome F4. And @trim pilot derator Exorcist , the All-knowing. And one other. Whom thighs would again bless. A femboy of no renown. Cross the server, to #🎪bruh-fart . To stand before the Femboy Ring. And become the Femboy Lord.

[heavy peak]

Now you're cursed with the knowledge that we have a femboy mod amogus

[uneven sinew]

It's the lack of battlebit playtime

[uncut obsidian]

You were cringe and never changed

Why are people so clueless

I don't understand

[fading shuttle]

better be born and die cringe, than be born based and die cringe

[uncut obsidian]

It's cringe for you

[echo slate]

Going to have to go to the boynecologist for a boybortion

[hoary elk]

Estamos mal

[uneven sinew]

Sí

[uncut obsidian]

@steady trellis

!!!!!

Kill them

Kill them now

!!!!!!!!!!

[uneven sinew]

Bruh

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

Mr electric

[echo slate]

Solamente tu

[uneven sinew]

Super electriiic

[broken topaz]

stop posting this shit

or take me out

[trim pilot]

ill replace you with food

[hoary elk]

Falso

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1074474982853328916/Screenshot_57.png

[uneven sinew]

Good song

[echo slate]

es la verdad

[heavy peak]

@edgy abyss dabar supranti kodėl kviečiau varyti kartu i picerija... Toliau nuo čia

[uncut obsidian]

p!translate EN dabar supranti kodėl kviečiau varyti kartu i picerija... Toliau nuo čia

[foggy mantle]

Original

dabar supranti kodėl kviečiau varyti kartu i picerija... Toliau nuo čia

English

now you understand why I invited you to drive together to the pizzeria... Continue from here

[echo slate]

Oh lord what is that, czech?

[edgy abyss]

Thank god I walk a different road

[edgy abyss]

ne

[uneven sinew]

He said pizzeriaa

Mama mia

[uncut obsidian]

It's a shame you walk a different road

Be one of us

[heavy peak]

Translator butchered the sentence

[edgy abyss]

[uneven sinew]

[uncut obsidian]

You will

There's no escape

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/kobold-kazam-gif-24315593

[hidden path]

I now have blurays of my fav movies

[uncut obsidian]

See

[trim pilot]

alright i took cori out of the coypasta

[edgy abyss]

that's not a road to femboyism

[heavy peak]

Grim is a Scalie... Faith worse than being a femboy

[uneven sinew]

From tarkoc

Tarcock

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, far worse

[edgy abyss]

[uncut obsidian]

@latent arch

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

Also I bought blurays of LoTR long versions

who wanna spend 12 hours together

[uncut obsidian]

Bet

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian
https://youtu.be/ICDrEPFuRFw

[echo slate]

Монолит ахбар

[hidden path]

bet

[uncut obsidian]

Check pins

[trim pilot]

i still want a pin for my femboy ring intro

[hidden path]

me, you, the couch, me talking about obscure details about the movies production

[gentle saffron]

if i deploy to poland i am within closing distance from maja, that is the LAST fucking thing i need

[uncut obsidian]

[echo slate]

More likely saudi arabia or something

[edgy abyss]

Poland is not a Baltic country you dumb 🇺🇸

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow impersonator!!!

[echo slate]

He didn't say it was

[upper spruce]

Cute, silly 'bold.

[uncut obsidian]

God

Now there's 2

[trim pilot]

bro why is there a naked valkyrie in my bar in dwarf fortress

[edgy abyss]

look at what he replied to

[uneven sinew]

Show photo

I mean it's Dwarf Fortress

[echo slate]

Yeah he didn't say it was a baltic country

[edgy abyss]

[echo slate]

Girls tryna get free drinks ig

[hidden path]

They're sending me to fight the femboys

[plucky void]

kairos down bad for those ascii graphics

[uncut obsidian]

With*

[echo slate]

They're sending his ass to fight the nephilim

[uncut obsidian]

Dwarf Fortress isn't ascii anymore

[plucky void]

madi stop being a fuckin sheldon cooper

[uncut obsidian]

Terrible joke

[gentle saffron]

i read balkan

[plucky void]

no u

[gentle saffron]

and considering we talked about poland originally

thats a fair assumption

[uncut obsidian]

Ight bet

[edgy abyss]

yea but...

[plucky void]

I don't bet, it's a sin

[echo slate]

Poland isn't a balkan nation

[edgy abyss]

if you care so much about sin, what are you doing in #🎪bruh-fart ?

[vivid marsh]

Portugal is

[plucky void]

is it a baka nation

[echo slate]

Absolutely

[plucky void]

"know thy enemy" and all that shit

[uncut obsidian]

Hmm

[uneven sinew]

I thought he was using the Steam Version, not the old one

Bruh

[uncut obsidian]

LNAOOO

[trim pilot]

im using steam

[uncut obsidian]

@plucky void terrible, terrible joke

[plucky void]

I'm not here to tell people not to do their thing
I just don't do it myself

[uncut obsidian]

based

[plucky void]

uh oh apparently my internet just crapped out

[uneven sinew]

That's because you are in brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

Internetfart

Gas up

Huh

[uneven sinew]

Brainfart has become the Femboi lair

[plucky void]

if we did that, brainfart would have like... 2 people

[uncut obsidian]

What does t aht mean

[ornate tulip]

Probably not gasoline.

[plucky void]

exactly what you think it does

[uncut obsidian]

Always has been, you just never realized

[uneven sinew]

[uncut obsidian]

Nono I was thinking of something else

[vivid marsh]

Me and Renner lol

[uncut obsidian]

Thank

[vivid marsh]

Im just here for the shitpost memes 🍿

[uncut obsidian]

Based

The recycled memes enjoyer

[vivid marsh]

Love em

[gentle saffron]

im here to be silly

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1074474982853328916/Screenshot_57.png

[gentle saffron]

silliness ensues

[vivid marsh]

Yep

[uneven sinew]

Same, and for the trolling

[hoary elk]

Hay destinos peores que la muerte

[uneven sinew]

And for the XDDDD meme and the Rip bozo one

[gentle saffron]

no no no

you know the rules

[hoary elk]

sorry senor

[uncut obsidian]

Last 2 days brainfart had lots of blood spilled

[pastel quartz]

ganked @midnight tree

[uncut obsidian]

huh

ganked

[gentle saffron]

my friend just dm'd me the entire puss n boots movie

what the fuck lmfao

im about to watch it now

[uncut obsidian]

why not

[upper spruce]

Yeh, the haters feeling extra hating lately.

[visual stirrup]

Probably because you've been around.

[upper spruce]

nah, because of you xD

[gentle saffron]

it's because of me

[upper spruce]

I doubt it Gator

[gentle saffron]

no its true

they were all my alt accounts

[upper spruce]

Stop it man >.>

[gentle saffron]

all of them

[upper spruce]

That's illegal lel

[gentle saffron]

i sit awake 24 hours a day

never ceasing

eternal

[upper spruce]

I'm sure you can do better.

[uncut obsidian]

say your goodbyes to @vivid marsh

[upper spruce]

Eh?

[vivid marsh]

Adios

[uncut obsidian]

he's the first ever person

to get banned from brainfart

[upper spruce]

eH?

[visual stirrup]

Do you laugh at your own jokes because you don't know what it's like to earn somebody else's laughter?

[uncut obsidian]

he asked

[uncut obsidian]

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-i-dont-care-your-opinion-doesnt-matter-your-op-gif-25861938

[uncut obsidian]

Well

@vivid marsh is gone

[visual stirrup]

Saying "I don't care" was my standard response to losing an argument
fifteen years ago

[uncut obsidian]

[upper spruce]

Do I give a fuck what another shitlord says xD ?

[edgy abyss]

WHAT DID I MISS!?! I LEFT THE CHAT FOR 5 MIN

[uncut obsidian]

p!f @vivid marsh

[gentle saffron]

no

bring him back

[upper spruce]

calm yo tities woman

Geez

[uncut obsidian]

TLDR he "didn't like the place" yet he was still coming back so he asked me to ban him from brainfart

bro got a brainfart addiction

[gentle saffron]

LOL

[visual stirrup]

Gtanil fr fr

[upper spruce]

He is right lel, the place is filled with neo-nazis and shitlords xD

[gentle saffron]

honestly, kinda based. man knew what needed to be done

[uncut obsidian]

Show me a neo-nazi

Kriegs

[upper spruce]

but there are some nice people in here

[uncut obsidian]

Cmon

[trim pilot]

RIP SWEET PRINCE

[upper spruce]

25.700+ people, someone has to be xD

[visual stirrup]

"filled"

[uncut obsidian]

25.7k people in brainfart?

[upper spruce]

Offline mode too

[gentle saffron]

i think its time to take the silliness elsewhere goodbye

[uncut obsidian]

I banned him from the channel, not from the server

[upper spruce]

ah is that possible?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[upper spruce]

interesting.

@visual stirrup obviously obsessed with me.

[hoary elk]

we're having Yahtzee acussations?

[upper spruce]

eh nothing to be concerned, another shitlord hating me.

[gentle saffron]

YAHTZEE

[upper spruce]

YAHTZEE

[uncut obsidian]

i swear you're just trying to start a fight

[upper spruce]

Seriously now, I ain't tryint to start any shit.

[pastel quartz]

help mwehhh, i got an islandd

[upper spruce]

It's their problem attacking me.

[pastel quartz]

i mean, a planet

[visual stirrup]

Literal NPC logic.
Kriegsisannpc

[pastel quartz]

how do i name it, its jungle'y

[hoary elk]

i wanna start some shit

[uncut obsidian]

Glorik

Gjorik

[gentle saffron]

I FOUND THE OTHER CANDY THAT WENT HARD AS FUCK

THESE FUCKIN THINGS

[pastel quartz]

already named it glorik

[uncut obsidian]

Glorik

Cute

[pastel quartz]

okay, thep lanet itself has a faction, how do i name it

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

buki

[pastel quartz]

small letter?

[uncut obsidian]

idk

Buki

[visual stirrup]

The meme is mid, but this edit goes hard as fuck

[uncut obsidian]

Should've used the kikoriki phonk ngl

[visual stirrup]

Don't mind me, just injecting fresh material to be reposted every five minutes.

[plucky void]

I swear he just does it to cause reactions at this point

the good ol' baiting

[eager quest]

25.700+ people, at least 1 of them has to be an insufferable delusional snowflake ass loser

my cat typed this

[visual stirrup]

Nah. When I was a kid, I was dumb enough to act like him unironically.

Compare his bio (they will always say it's your fault) with how unaware he is of his own behavior. (And how people react to it)
Probably does similar shit IRL.

Wait, he deleted his BIO

wtf?

[hoary elk]

bro psychoanalized him

[eager quest]

worse if theyre an actual grown-up

u havent seen them before

and i hope u dont

[visual stirrup]

Not real analysis. I wouldn't be able to recognize it if it wasn't for the fact that I can recognize my own shitty past self in it.

[plucky void]

[hoary elk]

Thought so, good on you for growing up

[upper spruce]

Epic moment

....for the Chimera.

[plucky void]

I was just teasing the dude and you guys pulling a full on dossier

[eager quest]

good thing some people actually grow out of it

[eager quest]

unlike

others

specific others

cough cough

[fervent osprey]

Fr?

[gentle saffron]

i have nothing to add i will continue to be silly

[broken topaz]

This is me in vrchat

I wont tell which one

[fervent osprey]

Both

[broken topaz]

fuck

[gentle saffron]

real

[broken topaz]

ya got me

[upper spruce]

Wha?

[fervent osprey]

Lmao my breaks broke

[hoary elk]

just throw an anchor when you wanna stop

[fervent osprey]

Already got my stuff

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-car-accident-falling-fastcar-car-crash-gif-12183512

[fervent osprey]

But anchor would be nice

Like sea of thieves

[fervent osprey]

🙏

[gentle saffron]

get an anchor now

youll still be seaworthy

[fervent osprey]

How much does it cost lmao

[gentle saffron]

like $20

buy like 6 of them

destroy the roads

[fervent osprey]

I want a big one

[gentle saffron]

do it now!

[upper spruce]

Like... shouldn;t you be out cyber-bullying someone... again?

[fervent osprey]

Can't stop? Buy anchor

[visual stirrup]

@dreamy agate @gloomy jay
EDIT:
The implication isn't that this is the two of you.
You two were the first users to come to mind. I figure this was your guys' reaction when you first came to brainfart.

[uncut obsidian]

[broken topaz]

Brainfart

id fuck the guy

[pale barn]

uno biero por favor

[uncut obsidian]

Not a furry

Need a femboy version of that vid

[broken topaz]

Falco is the furry

[uncut obsidian]

I wouldn't be the one trying to leave yk

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989080

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[upper spruce]

Bye mate.

[steady trellis]

what now?

[uncut obsidian]

Too late

[steady trellis]

let me have my lunch in peace

ah well

scourched earth policy works even late

[hoary elk]

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021370868821151746/1075029818225197136/trim.433E5936-8F7D-42ED-BF9D-AC63D98B51EA.mov

[visual stirrup]

Shoulda used the Pugacheva cover instead.

[upper spruce]

Hey Syno.

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1XFijfq9OA&ab_channel=DailyRay

[upper spruce]

Sup bro?

[ruby minnow]

bad

like really bad

[upper spruce]

What happened?

[ruby minnow]

Turkey

hyper inflation

[upper spruce]

...

yeah... it is bad.

[uncut obsidian]

[upper spruce]

Wanna talk about it in private?

[ruby minnow]

nah

[pale barn]

we all know what comes after hyperinflation

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

Poverty?

I mean... more of it.

[pale barn]

see 1930s

[upper spruce]

That was a very bad era.

[pale barn]

indeed

better hope the art school rejects find a job between now and the 2030s

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972879844360745002/1075077178292699206/mw2_cut_voicelines.mov

[upper spruce]

Art suffers in times of crisis.

[hoary elk]

its kinda dead already

[gentle saffron]

i fucking knew thug shaker was coming

[pale barn]

https://tenor.com/view/swgnr-4820-gif-19885747

[gentle saffron]

i love AI

instead of global destabilization we use AI to do this shit

[visual stirrup]

AI_socialcredit_increasevalue_10

[hoary elk]

pelicans think they're hot shit

[gloomy jay]

This is shocking accurate

[gentle saffron]

pelicans are funny

[hoary elk]

last time i was at a dock, one MF tried to eat a child

[gentle saffron]

i had one land in my fucking backyard one time and he just stood there for like an hour

doing absolutely nothing

[hoary elk]

yeah they're not very bright

[gentle saffron]

it was kinda creepy

[visual stirrup]

@gentle saffron
You'll get a better cell in the concentration camps they build for us.

[gentle saffron]

thanks thanks

[upper spruce]

Storks are smart, there was one going behind a tractor, eating any bugs or seeds that were unsurfaced.

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-sad-spongebob-social-credit-spongebob-gif-23296107

[hoary elk]

one extra serving of ze bug

[gentle saffron]

i need my superworm protein burger

[hoary elk]

so true!

[upper spruce]

Disgusting but true.

[latent arch]

LMAO I was wondering why I was pinged in this hellhole

[uncut obsidian]

what if I'm secretly a woman

[weak jackal]

https://external-preview.redd.it/F5N922JKAq-Uj_lKDrlkvIotJsCSANMbIofmeATVNXw.png?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1dd4cb8697df80e65ebdb9b81363b8f8bb7d74f4

https://external-preview.redd.it/a_V7EeE8vKo7q-TGYnFtFMJjhxrnJtvWj_wuy7JlOYA.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=6b3004b358479d22eea792773545420663916d5f

[upper spruce]

...

ooof

[weak jackal]

we support you king/queen/monarch

[upper spruce]

Madi for new UK Queen.

[visual stirrup]

I have some of Alice's old clothes in a box somewhere around here.
Let's see if they fit you.

[uncut obsidian]

Real

I never crossdressed

Yet

[upper spruce]

Makes sense

[uncut obsidian]

Yes, someone also already pointed out before that madi sounds qute

Madi

UwU

[upper spruce]

Madi be best.

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 299

[foggy mantle]

Comic #299 - Aeris Dies

It's bad enough that all the families in your Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.

Published 8/6/2007

[visual stirrup]

[hoary elk]

my gym is cool

[upper spruce]

Guy seems familiar..

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/pxguoy2y27ia1.jpg

shout out to ticker

everyone favourite aussie cyborg robot gal

[upper spruce]

sign me up.

[hoary elk]

back in my day, we only cared about killing the orokin

[weak jackal]

Killing the grineer with my gender gun that shoots estrogen

(viral damage)

[hoary elk]

we only did t4 defense, over and over..

[weak jackal]

gotta get that frost prime

https://i.redd.it/xhhveftre4ia1.jpg

[upper spruce]

Warframe was nice but got very grindy. Pity

[weak jackal]

the grind is the fun part

yippee (12 hours of suffering)

https://i.redd.it/ks66sahre7ia1.jpg

[digital quartz]

spoken like a true grustler

[upper spruce]

Indeed, you must find pleasure in the grinding.

[crude pilot]

https://youtu.be/9e_2pirnBIM

[upper spruce]

cool

[weak jackal]

stalker but good

[upper spruce]

haha

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/z20096h4w4ia1.jpg

[upper spruce]

Lots of csm vibes lately.

[hoary elk]

played the shit out of warframe

i still remember the 8 man operations shit

crazy

[upper spruce]

nah read the upload of Samantha

[uneven sinew]

Sorties

[upper spruce]

They all talk about chainsawman really.

[uneven sinew]

There was like a war event

?

Or some shit

[hoary elk]

squads of like 8

[uneven sinew]

Vauban best troll frame

Although I started with Loki

[hoary elk]

loki prime masterrace

[uneven sinew]

That's a good frame too to troll

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/qxau6fmcd1ia1.png

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-bnp-loki-mirage-explode-gif-20541374

[upper spruce]

Nice

[hoary elk]

loki with banish

[uncut obsidian]

ight bet

[hoary elk]

holy shit that builds good

[uneven sinew]

Real

[weak jackal]

madi is a good girl confirmed

[upper spruce]

lel, good in general

[uncut obsidian]

I literally never said "ight bet" before

It just appeared

Out of thin air

[upper spruce]

Yeah and I love spamming this now:

[uncut obsidian]

UwU

[edgy abyss]

WE'RE LOOSING HIM!

[uncut obsidian]

Bich you never had me.

[edgy abyss]

[weak jackal]

UwU is therapy

[upper spruce]

Madi is needed in here

...and Falco.

[hoary elk]

el jefe

[upper spruce]

QwQ relly?

[uncut obsidian]

I said it before, I'll say it once again, i will continue saying it:

It doesn't happen in a day

You just never realized it

[uneven sinew]

El Big Boss

[edgy abyss]

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[wet slate]

Beans

Average British meal

[uncut obsidian]

bbbeeeeeeanzz what the fuq

[upper spruce]

Something I wouldn;t even feed it to my cat.

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/6t2k6y3lq5ia1.png

[hoary elk]

WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE SUSAN

[weak jackal]

HOLY FUCK

REAL

(REAL)

[upper spruce]

lel

[weak jackal]

yeah they always addin new shit to da fog

[hasty dove]

sadly they trashed all the 8 man missions. They were fun

[edgy abyss]

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513337342522687488/836578780843474995/Ez6382JWQAoCBf-.png

[hidden path]

me

[uncut obsidian]

p!warn @visual stirrup racist stereotype

[foggy mantle]

@visual stirrup has been warned.

[uncut obsidian]

Aldo warned S5yn3T for the exact meme before

[heavy peak]

[steady trellis]

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/52BNewYxc04BZ3zFlJtwgGiU-6WGhMvguX_jA6jCUFQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/B1NwJg9Jz.gif

[weak jackal]

This is a racism free zone

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[weak jackal]

unreal

[upper spruce]

Peoples' infractions say otherwise

[gentle saffron]

the racism is met with punishment though

[upper spruce]

Thankfully yeh

[ruby minnow]

i mean

i love the moderation here

i can just ask somebody if i can suck their dick and no punishment for that

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-it-just-works-bethesda-this-all-just-works-gif-20598651

[final cedar]

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

Powered by weeb.sh

[hidden path]

didn't notice the Lain pfp earlier

how's autism going Lain

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

yeah i can tell someone i have a bomb and am rapidly approaching and nothing happens

as god intended

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVXL1.gif

[upper spruce]

lol

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fo4Lil8aIAAQWsQ?format=jpg&name=900x900

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation is slapping themselves...

Powered by weeb.sh

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

Do them parkour run.

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3PdSfEqUWA

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation is slapping themselves...

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

i need to play tarkov again

friends dont play no more tho

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation is slapping themselves...

Powered by weeb.sh

Minister of Disinformation is slapping themselves...

Powered by weeb.sh

[upper spruce]

Happy Slap Day

[foggy mantle]

Minister of Disinformation is slapping themselves...

Powered by weeb.sh

[weak jackal]

ah shit i forgor to get myself valentines choccies

i'm a fool

[midnight tree]

real

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PsbOEXN1Iw

[gentle saffron]

ill buy everyone here some chocolate

[pastel quartz]

ew i dont want chocolate

[gentle saffron]

happy valentines day you cowards

[upper spruce]

I'd buy ya if I could.

[midnight tree]

how about you traverse my labyrinth

[final cedar]

send relief money to syria

[weak jackal]

Is there a minotaur

[hoary elk]

we eat da chocolate

[gentle saffron]

holy fucking based

[upper spruce]

Did... some.

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck you

Milk chocolate on top

[gentle saffron]

much better idea

fuck you guys, relief money time

[uncut obsidian]

I love milk chocolate

[pastel quartz]

milk chocolate is smth much better than basic chocoalte

im nto even talkign about milk???

[gentle saffron]

.....

[midnight tree]

by a farm near where i live there are highland bighorn cows

[gentle saffron]

what

[midnight tree]

is that good enough

[weak jackal]

oh hell yeah

cows

[upper spruce]

Plain chocolate is healthier.

[gentle saffron]

ive never seen just chocolate

[weak jackal]

time to post my cow

[uncut obsidian]

You said chocolate

[gentle saffron]

its not all milk chocolate or dark chocolate

[uncut obsidian]

Milk chocolate is chocolate

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lopunny-pokemon-gif-24306610

[final cedar]

ever just bought a pack of cocoa powder, like ground up cocoa beans and then just weren't sure what do to with it?

[upper spruce]

Dark, better and healthier.

[pastel quartz]

oh u mean milky chocolate, not milk thats chocolate'y

[gentle saffron]

chocolate milk is supreme

[uncut obsidian]

Hu

[pastel quartz]

yeah they all are dogshit, i spit phlegm after eating that shit

[gentle saffron]

milk chocolate is supreme

[uncut obsidian]

Well yeah

[uncut obsidian]

Then you're buying the cheap ones

[final cedar]

you can put straight cocoa powder into hot water and have an orgasm drinking that fine ass beverage

[uncut obsidian]

Were

[upper spruce]

Stevia Chocolate is actually good tasting.

[gentle saffron]

yoohoo

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

theres no difference for phlegm in any of sweet shit

[weak jackal]

strawberry milk is nice

[gentle saffron]

i love strawberry milk

[upper spruce]

Tried that

Too sugary.

[uncut obsidian]

What even is phlegm

[gentle saffron]

unrelated but, i am considering getting a shotgun and i need everyones input on what they think i should buy

[uneven sinew]

real

[final cedar]

saliva

[midnight tree]

[upper spruce]

In STALKER game?

[final cedar]

cow titty juice

[hoary elk]

like mouth mucus

[gentle saffron]

no

irl

i have money to spend and i want a shotgun

[uncut obsidian]

What the fuck

[hoary elk]

you

[uncut obsidian]

What kind of chocolate are you supposed to ve buying to get that????

[gentle saffron]

heavily considering just a modern furnished 590

[final cedar]

cold pressed mammal smoothie

[upper spruce]

Ah sorry I can;t help ya there, I don't like guns irl

[midnight tree]

i only have one kind of milk if you know what i mean
||i only have whole milk in my fridge||

[gentle saffron]

i could buy anything

[gentle saffron]

least ur honest

[uncut obsidian]

I love drinking milk in summer

Like

Just open fridge, get milk, drink

[midnight tree]

real

[upper spruce]

Thank you, I try. Honesty is not valued in general.

[hoary elk]

i'd get an ithaca 37 shit looks cool

[gentle saffron]

ooooh

[midnight tree]

yes it is?

[gentle saffron]

thats not a bad idea, i like ithaca

[midnight tree]

what kinda fuckin place did you grow up

[uncut obsidian]

Planet earth

[gentle saffron]

was honestly thinking i might get a saiga 12

they have one at the shop down the road and i want it

[upper spruce]

Is that even legal?

[hoary elk]

that's like the complete opposite lmao

[gentle saffron]

sure is

[final cedar]

you ever milk something and then switch from squeezing it into the bucket to straight into your mouth

[upper spruce]

scared