🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

E

[uncut obsidian]

I'd never think that this is a girl ngl

[abstract path]

Well I'm trying goddamn

[pastel quartz]

cutie :3

[abstract path]

Thanks..

[pastel quartz]

what abt me :3c

[uncut obsidian]

You... kinda do

Maybe I just got used to identifying traps idk

[abstract path]

Well i hope this changes once i take zhe estrogen

[pastel quartz]

i look better with eyeliner one sec

[uncut obsidian]

Does it change your body

Face

n Stuff

[pastel quartz]

E doesnt change ur bone structure but it can help sometimes

Makeup does a better job

[uncut obsidian]

That's closer

Ok that could pass as a girl ngl

[pastel quartz]

huehuehue

ofc i can im gorgeous

[pastel quartz]

i didnt brush a bunch that day

there are pics where it looks better

i posted 2 yesterday

or

the day before? idr

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[pastel quartz]

i can buy a whole piece of bread and some river water with that much

[austere shadow]

This pic goes hard af

[pastel quartz]

tyy <3

[uncut obsidian]

damn im hearing some banger music through the walls

the wall rats are having a party

[uncut obsidian]

I'm kinda tempted to post my photo but at the same time not

idk

[pastel quartz]

2 cuties for the price of one :3

[light charm]

I’ll do it :3

[pastel quartz]

3?

[uncut obsidian]

3

[orchid robin]

Its a trap madi

[light charm]

Noooo

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz is

[orchid robin]

The bonds name

James name

[echo slate]

Bames Jond

[orchid robin]

Is having a stronk

Call a bondulance

[pastel quartz]

don call me a trap pls :(

[orchid robin]

She is right

[orchid robin]

A trap is just a crossdresser

[uncut obsidian]

idk i call all trans ppl traps

[uncut obsidian]

well

in that

case

[pastel quartz]

not trying to be mean but dont call ppl traps its like derogatory and used by ppl who fetishize us :(

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-james-bond-thanos-burger-gif-26505324

[uncut obsidian]

the nsfw video titles lied to me

[pastel quartz]

they do

[uncut obsidian]

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/382057686830678016/1074916093279350825/455cefc3d296e3f844862fe3d5f54923.mp4

[austere shadow]

Anyone knows where this is from?

Asking for a friend fr

[echo slate]

Looks like a cartoon, check nickelodeon

[austere shadow]

Mmmmkay

[visual stirrup]

"Girl Friends (beta)"

If google reverse image search doesn't give you an answer, try Yandex

[uncut obsidian]

[austere shadow]

Thanky

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977807633685815347/1074788656675569764/v12044gd0000cfjlc6bc77u7u7suj4b0.mov

[crimson flame]

yoo thats you?

[pastel quartz]

yea thats me!

[uncut obsidian]

lmao i didn't realise you could hear the sound

unintentional voice reveal

old voice reveal

[pastel quartz]

I have a voice reveal of me meowing

[crimson flame]

what event is that

[uncut obsidian]

the 2020 protests in our city

when 1/6th of the population went to the streets

[crimson flame]

wow nice

[uncut obsidian]

I'd love to do that again...

i have so much footage left from those days

I'd love to do so many things again

[crimson flame]

[lusty sonnet]

Same

Need money for that first

[uncut obsidian]

I don't, for most things i wanna do again

[lusty sonnet]

Lucky man

There are a lot of concerts and shows i wanna see

Need me some cash for that

[uncut obsidian]

don't like concerts/shows

idk

i will not post it

[crimson flame]

he doesnt want it

stop pushing him, its weird

[abstract path]

what do you think i am trhing to achieve?

[abstract path]

Also i should also buy makeup and try it

[abstract path]

I'm basically just saying it's what i want

:v

[orchid robin]

some people want tits

some dont

[abstract path]

I do want them

[uncut obsidian]

also even if I'll post my photo it's gonna be with snapchat filters

[abstract path]

Lel

Imagine using filters

Bre-

[orchid robin]

so its just gonna be madi with a huge tongue?

[abstract path]

Any idea how i could look more like a gal?

[orchid robin]

just cook more and better

[abstract path]

._.

I will beat you with a pan.

[orchid robin]

see?

[abstract path]

forcefully

[orchid robin]

you are already cooking more

oh wait

you said LOOK

i read COOK more like a gal

[abstract path]

Fucking listen

Bruh

[queen finch]

I have returned

[queen finch]

maybe he's pansexual and is into it

[abstract path]

Guess the pan now fucks him

[pastel quartz]

Longer hair can help

[orchid robin]

tbf

the pan could fuck you

i mean what else is that handle for

[queen finch]

deep throat it

[abstract path]

I'm trying q^q

I guess it just needs more waiting

[orchid robin]

or buy a wig

[abstract path]

I don't like wigs.

[runic kernel]

[orchid robin]

the catboy gets it

as in the meaning

not the pan fucking

[abstract path]

Yeah

[queen finch]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4DmABSFNyMwpzOo1UvK8Nz?si=7rDBEULwTMOfdb6yW1vy-A

[abstract path]

Damn

[queen finch]

it's a good song

[orchid robin]

istg if this theory exam is not just multiple answer questions

im gonna break down

[queen finch]

[abstract path]

Breakdown, break up, get down, get up!

[queen finch]

optic fiber, the most devilish shit one can work with

[orchid robin]

you are being a pain in my ass rn

[abstract path]

That shit is hell to operate

[abstract path]

Good

[uneven sinew]

Eat the optic fiber

Become one with the net

[echo slate]

What did China do to him

[abstract path]

Bing chilling

They gave him too much ice cream

[orchid robin]

lemme guess

therefore now you will also eat more ice cream

[abstract path]

I wish

[pastel quartz]

Made him based

[orchid robin]

fempilled

[abstract path]

I could ask my mom today if i could have more money for my date today x3

[uneven sinew]

Saint Valentine day oh lala

[orchid robin]

oh right

thats today

and i have an exam on the subject im most terrible at today

[abstract path]

You're one of those people that forgets fucking christmas

[orchid robin]

nah nah nah

christmas

is announced since fuckin september here

you cant miss it

saint valentines day

[abstract path]

What the fuck xD

[orchid robin]

is just a day that non-single people created to dunk on the single people

[abstract path]

._. Wow

[uneven sinew]

There's gonna be a lot more fembois here today

[orchid robin]

AND WE WILL NOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER

fembots?

[abstract path]

Respectfully i understand
I used to be lonli 2

I get that feeling

[orchid robin]

oh..........then eat shit my good sir

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

You know, he ☝️ deserves a

Can we get a ?

Fine I'll do it

[proud torrent]

imagine simultaneously having an anime lookin pfp and being bothered by femboys

[orchid robin]

for real

its like if i started shouting "I HATE DUTY"

why is he trying to convince himself that i have a scat fetish?

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328543796633665537/1074468038780407939/327465974_5897938520297096_2160003061366863407_n.mp4

[orchid robin]

white knights?

we are literally just making an observation

[proud torrent]

ye best go back to post memes would be a dumb argument trying to explain how dumb they being

[hot snow]

i scat on a daily

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456555988518961192/1073630489509900288/video_20230209_175310.mp4

[orchid robin]

you know healthy people dont scat right?

its unnatural and only you are doing it

[hot snow]

daily

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748770566927941632/1072405179640590386/RPReplay_Final1675751516.mov

[orchid robin]

you are the only person doing it

[hot snow]

and I am doing it

daily

[uncut obsidian]

btw @pastel quartz what time is it for you

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

[hot snow]

good morning golden freeman

[orchid robin]

assuming shes in the bible belt you can sorta vaguely check what time it is

[pastel quartz]

3am

[orchid robin]

but i think its nap time there

[uncut obsidian]

dam

[orchid robin]

go the fuck to sleep

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/199339219922059264/1073786268963586068/c8xgn4hyldha1.mp4

night shift gang

1am at work postin memes bingeing youtube unsupervised

[remote vine]

Goals

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-sleep-patrick-no-sleep-gif-15421799

[proud torrent]

I just go to sleep at like noon, blackout curtains are nice

[uncut obsidian]

ok

one person has seen my face

[orchid robin]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

IDK WHY IM CELEBRATING

[runic kernel]

Good morning Ivan

[uncut obsidian]

no

I won't make it public

[orchid robin]

Whatcha gonna do then

[hot snow]

man I really wish monolith had a storyline so I could have more of an insentive to play as them in expedition

cause their models looks so damn good

[uneven sinew]

[orchid robin]

storyline: purge all the heretics

[uncut obsidian]

nothing

[orchid robin]

[uncut obsidian]

i won't tell you who it is

[hot snow]

i would gladly do that if you could actually kill everyone in the zone

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1072832763109052536/etdimptjyxga1.png

[hot snow]

unfourtunately NPCs do be respawnin

[orchid robin]

im guessing bruno,mya oorrrrr the boytoy

[uncut obsidian]

hmmmmm

i won't tell you

[orchid robin]

that means im close

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/395777802668081154/1074856052694196324/Fo3_YnbWcAcHIux.png

[uncut obsidian]

surely

[stone blade]

Hello

[runic kernel]

How are you

[stone blade]

alive

you?

[runic kernel]

Dead Just finished work and now i will enjoy smoothie

[hot snow]

i don't doubt that in 5 years a gaming console is gonna cost that much

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/AhALQkGrPCE

[stone blade]

alo rav my beloved

[quartz saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1057831852246843523/attachment-4.gif

yo

[stone blade]

bruh

[quartz saffron]

[uncut obsidian]

me

ight bet

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883746274980012152/1070417330380734464/how_to_start_a_fire.mov

[grizzled meadow]

Rav certified shitposter, what a day to be a brainfarter

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hlmmler-gif-14400127

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco how are you

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hidden-talent-duet-me-with-your-baby-gif-19468667

[stone blade]

bruh

[hot snow]

why does that dude look like he just got done throwing up for 10 minutes straight

[quartz saffron]

gotta do it for the views

[hot snow]

might aswell die for the views

atleast you're not gonna subject yourself to pain anymore

[uncut obsidian]

ok fuck no

that is too much even for me

[visual stirrup]

I'm jealous that you've been spared seeing this one thus far.
It's been posted here at least five times.

Brainfart is a closed circle

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989660219153989712/1068177960345010226/trim.45CF4AE5-E13B-4C39-86B8-E0CDB924F254.mov

[quartz saffron]

Pretty much this

https://youtube.com/shorts/VOkQeDtHoY4?feature=share

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381520882608373761/1067810230710312990/Video.mp4

[stone blade]

new pfp hi

[abstract path]

Wat the fuc

[uneven sinew]

JC is better

[abstract path]

Deja vú

I have been...here

Before

There has been too many dejavus lately

This is bad..

[stone blade]

Both are good

adam follows in the footsteps of JC

[orchid robin]

Welp

Its time

See ya waaayyy later

[uncut obsidian]

LMAO

Guys

Do you know what Kikoriki is

[barren zinc]

no

[uncut obsidian]

The cartoon

[amber marsh]

So idi camie (def typed it wrong) means come to me huh?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/kikoriki-slam-smash-book-pissed-gif-5421012

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

Смешарики

[visual stirrup]

It got localized here in the states once.

[uncut obsidian]

THEY RELEASED A FUCKING PHONK ALBUM

https://music.yandex.ru/album/24775271/track/109958639

[amber marsh]

madi

[amber marsh]

dis

[uncut obsidian]

what

[visual stirrup]

404

[amber marsh]

how do I type it

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

yes

idi ko mne

[amber marsh]

ty

How is it typed in ukranian?

[uncut obsidian]

lemme download it

[uneven sinew]

JC's genetic code it's based on Adam's

[uncut obsidian]

Іди до мене

[amber marsh]

cuz idk how google translate will do it

ty

mehe

lmao

ty

[uneven sinew]

You could call him his father

[stone blade]

still

both are cool

who cares

[amber marsh]

Apologies once more I require ur help madi

Your path ends here. Come to me.

[stone blade]

gae

[uncut obsidian]

thank god I have this

[amber marsh]

could you translate that?

[amber marsh]

🥺

[uncut obsidian]

@visual stirrup

[uncut obsidian]

it's an actual official release

[visual stirrup]

It goes pretty hard.

[amber marsh]

that goes kinda hard ngl

[uncut obsidian]

idk what the original voiceline says

[uncut obsidian]

indeed

it's just so random

a cartoon releasing phonk

[amber marsh]

if I send u a yt vid, would you be able?

[uncut obsidian]

yes?

[visual stirrup]

Tvoya put' zavershon, chelovek. idi ko mne.

That one?

[amber marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JAR5qd2h18&t=29s

[amber marsh]

I suppose? I really don't know

wanted it in ukranian

[visual stirrup]

Man, my grammar sucks.

[amber marsh]

I'd just google translate it but I'm afraid of how it'll come

[abstract path]

Fucking

[abstract path]

I have something in my throat and it won't go down

Even with water

It keeps like, choking me

No

It itches inside

[uncut obsidian]

@visual stirrup

[uncut obsidian]

Твой путь завершается. Иди ко мне.
Твій шлях завершується. Іди до мене.

[amber marsh]

which one do u think would be more appropriate as a stalker reference?

[uncut obsidian]

[amber marsh]

dam

could u explain the differences?

You don't have to if u don't want to

just asking

[abstract path]

Lol

[visual stirrup]

I found no matches while googling the second one. (Ukranian)

The first, I guess.

[heady crow]

For what use?

[abstract path]

I think i can read this

[uncut obsidian]

there are literally translations in the video you've sent

[abstract path]

"Twoi put zawberzhaets. Idi ko mnie."

[pastel quartz]

Hey crystal did u ever translate that thing I sent u

[abstract path]

No

I can read runes but not that

[pastel quartz]

Which runes exactly

[quartz saffron]

Sigh… you know it’s bad when I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day

[amber marsh]

Status

[visual stirrup]

Audience?

[amber marsh]

Audience? Wdym?

[visual stirrup]

Who are you expecting to read/consume this?

[amber marsh]

Anybody that's a stalker fan

[rose ferry]

ay?

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/7AWxqxyzu7c

[amber marsh]

Might see that, and either know what it means or translate it and get the reference

Not even surprised

[uncut obsidian]

haii

[rose ferry]

hiiiii

[pastel quartz]

I'm a girl cuz I have a blahaj

[rose ferry]

swedish shark

🔪

[amber marsh]

The one true way to find a femboy

Or Mya

[uncut obsidian]

i don't have plushies

[pastel quartz]

Blahaj Is a trans thing

Monster is a femboy thing

[amber marsh]

Blahaj is an everyone thing

[uncut obsidian]

fuck no

i won't drink energetics

energetic drinks

energy drinks

whatever

[pastel quartz]

Energy drinks

[hot snow]

blahaj sounds like I slammed my head on the keyboard and that came out

[pastel quartz]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[uncut obsidian]

full?

[visual stirrup]

Alright. Madi would know more about this.

I searched the phrase "Іди до мене" on google. I only found five mentions dated before the recent "idi ko mne" trailer.
(Іди до мене is the translation used for the recent trailer, so it probably would be the "canonical" Ukrainian translation.)

Three of those have the wrong dates, and mention the trailer.

So, as far as I know, Wishgranter doesn't have any canonical Ukrainian lines.

[hot snow]

why do you have to write an essay every time you speak

[rose ferry]

nah I don't have it 😔

[runic kernel]

Henllo maxim

[rose ferry]

hiiii

[uncut obsidian]

we just need @pastel quartz here

[visual stirrup]

I don't, not really.

[hot snow]

i am getting kinda hungry

half the time you do

there are easier ways to speak

[visual stirrup]

ctrl+f
fromuser:FuckinSki

Go nuts.

[hot snow]

i love nuts

[uncut obsidian]

ctrl+f works in discord

pog

[hot snow]

man are pistachios great or what

[amber marsh]

Ty

[hot snow]

they're like nuts but it's actually enjoyable to open them

[pastel quartz]

Hell yeah

[hot snow]

did you see the screen shots from expedition mya

[hot snow]

i sent em yesterdaye

[final cedar]

virgin furry vs chad naked to his underwear

[hot snow]

bob

[stone blade]

I made instant noodles for the first time today

they're

okay

[visual stirrup]

You can improve them by adding other ingredients.

Try poaching an egg into the noodles.
Before cracking the egg, leave it in boiling water for a minute or two.

[hot snow]

please stop talking about food

I'm already hungry

i don't need to starve

[stone blade]

I put corn inside

its all I had

lol

[heady mango]

What kind?

[stone blade]

idk some ghetto ass russian noodles

[broken topaz]

they were hypnotised

[stone blade]

cori new pfp

looking smexy

[rose ferry]

old honda team as well, makes it funnier

[heady mango]

Gotta get some Shin Ramyun from South Korea, that shit is bananas

[stone blade]

yeah totally I'm so gonna get fucking south korean noodles

I'm booking a flight right now

[visual stirrup]

Many cities have Asian stores.

[stone blade]

ours does not I'm pretty sure

[heady mango]

Wait, you live in Bulgaria? Don't they have an Asian food market?

[stone blade]

I havent seen one where I live

we have russian stores

da nahui

[heady mango]

Well shit

[hot snow]

how does my romanian city have an asian stand in a store but a russian city doesnt

[stone blade]

what?

russian?

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/literallymecats/status/1624845797002211329

Cats that are literally me (@literallymecats)

https://t.co/GfuE9LH3xs

Likes

31206

Retweets

4332

Twitter · Feb 12, 2023, 7:00 PM

[stone blade]

?????

[hot snow]

cunm

[uneven sinew]

Cum

[stone blade]

I'm fucking bulgarian

not russian

thankfully

[hot snow]

bulrus

[stone blade]

fking idiot

[hot snow]

calm down man I'm romanian too

[weak jackal]

i also bulgarian (lies)

[heady mango]

I could be Bulgarian

[hot snow]

I'm chinese

[pale barn]

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ohios-apocalyptic-chemical-disaster-rages new exclusion zone dropped stalkers

[hot snow]

it got all the way to ohio?

damn

We might be screwed

[heady mango]

Ohio is bad enough the way it is

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052415074473627670/1074885733602574336/04b77aa19aefe388f61b7af420866862844af9c5230900dc958c367f499f23d5_1.jpg2.jpg

[midnight tree]

real

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Dipshiur Senpai ♥️

[runic kernel]

[toxic prism]

[midnight tree]

[midnight tree]

who did this

[final cedar]

Liver cancer

🦀

[pale barn]

for real though looks like absolute hell in the area

[final cedar]

anyone know which corporation fucked up?

[midnight tree]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/Dropping+knowledge+_b3935fb67c9dbc6a90b084078a18ba06.mp4

[midnight tree]

Norfolk

[uncut obsidian]

ohio strikes once again

[final cedar]

it's called east palestine? 👀

[pale barn]

swear that state is actually cursed

[uneven sinew]

Yes

[visual stirrup]

Everyone says that this is because of the railworkers walking out.
Didn't get their labor union demands and such.

There was another incident more recently in Texas.

[final cedar]

fuck that

railworkers least at fault

[midnight tree]

yeah israel missed the mark on this one

[uneven sinew]

Acid rain, dead animals

Yay

[pale barn]

turned that entire area into a literal hellscape

[midnight tree]

railworkers are too smart to let this intentionally happen

[pale barn]

people should be evac'd but that hasn't happened

[uneven sinew]

Yup, I sent a tweet yesterday in off topic

[midnight tree]

it was the managers that wanted to sidestep safety regulations to save money as far as i know

[uneven sinew]

[pale barn]

think it was to do with regulations allowing some of these chemicals to be shipped by rail

[visual stirrup]

I didn't say "intentionally."

Fewer rail workers, everybody else overworked, safety violations get handwaved to meet deadlines and maintain throughput.

[final cedar]

HCl is the least problematic

[midnight tree]

real

[rose ferry]

this meme is funny cuz nobody managed to not do it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

i just woke up

[rose ferry]

good morning babe

[midnight tree]

gonna eat yoghurt and a can of beans

[rose ferry]

yo I checked the 'god morgen' yoghurt, I didn't really see anything in the way of sugar on that

[midnight tree]

already ate a banana

[pale barn]

you from europe?

[midnight tree]

they be lyin to you

[rose ferry]

some flavour additives

[uneven sinew]

He's Bulgarian

Clearly

[final cedar]

disaster already priced in, wow

[midnight tree]

norwaygian

[rose ferry]

guess I'll have to kill tine and the entire farmers mafia

bondemafia

whatever we call it in english

[pale barn]

noice, hello from across the north sea

[rose ferry]

bønnemafia?
I just realized I've never had to spell that out

[final cedar]

Do railway corps usually get held liable?

[rose ferry]

hello either englishman, dutchman, dane or german!

[midnight tree]

bøndemafia tror jeg er riktig stavelse

[final cedar]

for accidents that been due to negligence?

[rose ferry]

mange takk kjære

[midnight tree]

not if they're rich enough

[pale barn]

englishman, unfortunately

[midnight tree]

damn

😔

my condolences

[final cedar]

trucking industry wants to ruin railway anyways

[rose ferry]

nah man you guys are great sailors and had some of the best drip for at least 300 years

take pride in what you have

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ganitgif-fire-by-rank-red-coat-gif-22383230

[pale barn]

true, but our country is a total L at the moment

[rose ferry]

happens to the best of us

[final cedar]

shame some f3g called nigel fucked your country over

[rose ferry]

at least you're not the guys across the atlantic

[pale barn]

whoever did this, absolutely class lmao

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/la-beast-vape-poopoo-gif-22726972

[pale barn]

i am playing stalker to prepare for the inevitable collapse of england

[final cedar]

when tories head on spike?

[hidden path]

https://tenor.com/view/police-hooker-cat-dead-gif-25215401

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT2I7siJ9Gw&ab_channel=AmericanRailClub

[midnight tree]

the fuck does tories even mean

what kinda fuckin word is that

smh

[visual stirrup]

This shit makes me so nostalgic for an America I have never even seen.

[uncut obsidian]

i think it's time for me to actually study

[final cedar]

i think it's been used as an insult historically

[uncut obsidian]

3 months until final exams

fucking ege

[pale barn]

i no longer engage, decision making machine broke

[quartz saffron]

morning

[toxic prism]

nah

[quartz saffron]

and good night

[rose ferry]

my buddy dr.white is working on a fallout/wasteland inspired RPG set in a post apocalyptic england, I'll let you know how that develops

[toxic prism]

you can sit 2 more month

[uncut obsidian]

and then 2 more weeks

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1074995389758963763/20230213_112940.jpg

[pale barn]

what you studying

[visual stirrup]

@midnight tree

Pretty sure it's a Scottish or Irish word meaning "thief"
They appropriated it.

[uncut obsidian]

and then learn everything on the last day

[uncut obsidian]

maffs

informatics

russian language

[midnight tree]

[uncut obsidian]

don't need to study english

i'll get 80+ on that shit

[pale barn]

damn, i dropped maths as soon as i could lmao. worked in law and now studying psychology instead

mk ultra shit

[toxic prism]

11th grade?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[toxic prism]

the fucking zno or whatever its called

[uncut obsidian]

idk what zno is

[toxic prism]

same shit just ukrainian

[final cedar]

so they kept it because it perfectly describes them?

[stone blade]

Hello?

[pale barn]

ngl the corruption is all-encompassing

hence why i don't bother, just vibe and do my own thing

[toxic prism]

i think we have math, ukrainian history, and english and ukrainian languege

[toxic prism]

ivan alo

[stone blade]

alo da

[final cedar]

I think he means чно?

[midnight tree]

if the state ever tries to make me do something i don't want to i'll simply not do it

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/zdd3zmftf4ia1.jpg

[midnight tree]

the fuck are they gonna do about it?

[final cedar]

I'd respect the shit out of the UK if they started to rebel against the leading elite

[midnight tree]

real

[pale barn]

man has a right to self-determination, man shall do as he sees fit

[midnight tree]

the whole "house of royals" thing is just cringe

just hang them

[uncut obsidian]

i named the ones I chose for the EGE

[toxic prism]

we have those 4

[hidden path]

what's up

[pale barn]

we actually have 'the zone' in the UK, we just call it 'Birmingham'

[toxic prism]

and than u can choose more

[visual stirrup]

Hey, what do you think about Mock the Week getting cancelled?
Was it getting less popular, or was it cancelled because of the tories?

[uncut obsidian]

our mandatory ones are maths and english

[pale barn]

not funny anymore, humour is outlawed on these cursed islands

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/27yv0lj9x3ia1.jpg

[visual stirrup]

So, the tories?

[final cedar]

how about a new bloodsport in which the ruling parties have to give out one of their corrupt party members to be set against a random assortment of volunteering citizens

[toxic prism]

math like algebra or geometry too

[pale barn]

nah more complicated than that, has its roots in all different people in charge over my lifetime (since 2001)

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[toxic prism]

wdym yes

algebra?

or algebra and geometry

[final cedar]

like every week they gotta bring a tribute otherwise the parties leader will be chosen

bare knuckle fist fights

[pale barn]

[midnight tree]

real

[pale barn]

rebellion is not our strong suit tbh

[final cedar]

use the eurotunnel to import some french

it's not like it matters anyways

[visual stirrup]

I can see the headlines now...
THIS IS THE FUTURE LABOUR WANTS

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442197449201942528/879389588806856784/image0.gif

[pale barn]

not our mortal enemies

[final cedar]

ain't that rivalry only due to monarchy fucking the peasants over?

[midnight tree]

based

[runic kernel]

Broo so eeepy

[severe flicker]

monolith is ready for war

[hidden path]

He slep good

[severe flicker]

he must rest

[pale barn]

stacked

[midnight tree]

looking forward to working out alone at the gym to flex on all the dudes with gains goblins (women)

[pastel quartz]

Nice

[abstract path]

Real shit

There should be other ones too

[uncut obsidian]

❗

[midnight tree]

need a tall muscular woman to tell me my ass is fat

[pastel quartz]

Take the wo out the sentence, that's what you mean right?

We get it

[uncut obsidian]

of course

[pastel quartz]

Yeah he probably means man

[abstract path]

Your ass is that

Lul

[midnight tree]

thanks bro

i needed that rn

[toxic prism]

nice cock you got there

[midnight tree]

thanks bro

[abstract path]

No problem brother

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/qxl0ey2q4zo81.jpg

[broken topaz]

Welcome back king

[midnight tree]

henlo

[broken topaz]

Dont get muted again

[midnight tree]

i will

[broken topaz]

silly

[weak jackal]

wha happen

[abstract path]

Couldn't contain sillyness

[runic kernel]

No it needs to be an estrogen lab

[midnight tree]

some dumbass said he didn't like puke so i immediately posted a puke gif and he started crying and pissing and shitting his pants and told the moderators

actual cretin

but anyway

now i'm back until i get muted again

can't believe i ever bothered to heat up beans before i ate them

eating it straight from the can is just as good basically

i can basically just drink it

[abstract path]

The cum drink3r

[uncut obsidian]

is everyone fucking muted

[broken topaz]

Beans are kinda mid

[uncut obsidian]

why are yall talking with reactions

[eager igloo]

Funny

[broken topaz]

We're paying our respects to the king

[midnight tree]

i will find you and piss on you

[uncut obsidian]

jokes on you, someone will enjoy that

[broken topaz]

Thanks King

[midnight tree]

yeah

[broken topaz]

I am thirsty

[pale barn]

this man, react him

[broken topaz]

I am someone

[midnight tree]

bet

my record for pissing is about 1m43sec or something

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-react-thanos-meme-gif-26303208

[broken topaz]

Thats an impressive streak

You piss hard

I respect that

[midnight tree]

yeah i held it in during a movie

that was a good piss i tell you

[broken topaz]

Must have felt amazing to let that go

[heady mango]

@midnight tree sounds like you need baked beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEuFbxPtl0s&ab_channel=OfficialWKUK

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-tank-the-cat-gif-26551158

finished chugging my can of beans

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/Rw3ExN6YPxA

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cliçmonkey-cliç-monkey-kiss-monkey-kiss-gif-24573897

me n who

[pastel quartz]

huh

[uncut obsidian]

too late

[uncut obsidian]

femboy gang has already scrambled

[narrow briar]

LA CREATURA

[uneven sinew]

La criatura

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

how to kill a chat

[runic kernel]

[midnight tree]

need a femboy to dm me thighs rn

😔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1075006453867368448/unknown.jpeg

[runic kernel]

Ahem
Pls refer to my status

[midnight tree]

well shieeet

[uncut obsidian]

ight bet

[midnight tree]

send that shit

[narrow lotus]

been there, such a mane i had , didnt cut my hair for 2.5 yr

idk if girls liekd it tho , i didnt care

[uncut obsidian]

i only have maja's thighs

[midnight tree]

me too

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monke-monkey-spin-ape-gif-25078721

[heady crow]

Me too

[midnight tree]

bro i'm single as fuck

[heady crow]

Me too

[uncut obsidian]

me too

[midnight tree]

real

[remote vine]

I’m ballin

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471519319113596938/929786910132547644/RDT_20211110_1223135715371664412664255.gif

[pale barn]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885

[midnight tree]

gonna jack off before i go to the gym just to make my workout harder

[uncut obsidian]

what about a conversation with a man

[heady crow]

Pre fatique

[pale barn]

more likely

[remote vine]

That’s because he’s playing Italy

We all know Italy players get no bitches

[pale barn]

luckily i always play britain in HOI4

[uncut obsidian]

luckily I don't play HOI4

[severe flicker]

hoi4 meme lets goo

[pale barn]

gonna be getting back into HOI4 soon

wish me luck

[severe flicker]

no

[weak jackal]

jackoff at the gym for max difficulty

[severe flicker]

dont please

[pale barn]

my friend bought it and he wants to do a co-op save

[severe flicker]

you musnt subject yourself to such torture

[midnight tree]

bet

[severe flicker]

you will never return to the light of day

you will forget the sweet embrace of the outside air

[pale barn]

i will, i have stuff that i must do outside the front door

it's okay

i shall resist

[severe flicker]

i shall not prevent you, if this is what you wish, but i do not believe that one an resist its call a second time

if you do, then by all means, do as you please, but i worry for you

remember to calibrate your psi-helmet...

[pale barn]

i will protect myself with repeated exposure to fresh air

[toxic prism]

!translate EN el mundo

damn it doesnt work

P!translate EN el mundo

[foggy mantle]

Original

el mundo

English

the world

[toxic prism]

it does

[broken topaz]

The world?

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949231157638201354/1028733002567655424/caption-5.gif

[pastel quartz]

got myself a browser waifu

[uneven sinew]

No Spanish in Brainfart

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[abstract path]

Mister,where did you get that military AR rifle?

[runic kernel]

I HAV THE TALKING STICK

[abstract path]

Alright alright

[runic kernel]

Ok i put away the talking stick

[abstract path]

Wahoo

[pastel quartz]

oh for fuck sake

[abstract path]

What

[pastel quartz]

first furry hitler then sex with hitler now this

[trim pilot]

its the same guy who made sex with stalin/hitler

[pastel quartz]

hitler trilogy

[sharp lantern]

happy bismarck launch day folks

[stone blade]

true

you're literally injecting THREE TESTICLES

can't make this up

[abstract path]

Find all the runes to continue

uvu

[abstract path]

Oh and side note for yall

[pastel quartz]

you liked all of them

[toxic prism]

not my screenshot

[pale barn]

reminds me of Arma 3 AI with x-ray vision through bushes

makes no sense lol

[pastel quartz]

thats weird cause thats exactly what i said

[toxic prism]

bruh

[sharp lantern]

is storm water from a coolant system drinkable?

[pastel quartz]

yrees

[sharp lantern]

thx

[broken topaz]

@digital quartz Doing some practice again for first time in like a week

I am so much slower

Oh my god

[uncut obsidian]

practice with what

[broken topaz]

Mario

[uncut obsidian]

oh

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/52BNewYxc04BZ3zFlJtwgGiU-6WGhMvguX_jA6jCUFQ/https/cdn.weeb.sh/images/B1NwJg9Jz.gif

[uncut obsidian]

idk why but all of a sudden I feel so much more productive than before

[remote vine]

Speedrun?

[uncut obsidian]

maybe it's because it's literally 3 months left until the final exams

[uncut obsidian]

haiiiiiiii

[pastel quartz]

hiiiiiii

[broken topaz]

ya

16 star

[sharp lantern]

i think chess would be way more popular if it had fog of war

[rose ferry]

the trailer, which is visible in the embed, contains a fair bit of nudity, there's phalluses and anal going on in there

don't think that should be here

@uncut obsidian might wanna snipe it

[uncut obsidian]

smh i was jerking off to that (real)

[rose ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787691740110389271/1074895447027630112/54FB5ECA-E97C-435C-A239-19F92AE4E154.gif

[uncut obsidian]

thanks

[rose ferry]

yw

[rose ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008508705295319131/1074691250772529184/videoplayback_71.mp4

[rose ferry]

what I get for wearing sweaters that are too bottomy

[uncut obsidian]

im batman

[warped crown]

I wear outdoors clothing like a construction worker

[rose ferry]

based

[warped crown]

Karrimor and helikon tex my beloved

[amber marsh]

I AM HO- HUNGRY

[orchid robin]

Okay on this one i will inevitably try to cheat

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[amber marsh]

Are you cheating on your exams?!

[pastel quartz]

same

[amber marsh]

Good boy, you don't learn shit from most of them anyways

[orchid robin]

Someone call the police ik

Anyways

[amber marsh]

Can I eat you?

Nom

[pastel quartz]

no

[amber marsh]

What are they on?

[orchid robin]

Wish me luck……… in cheating

[orchid robin]

IT theory

[amber marsh]

Good luck bröther

[uncut obsidian]

I am both horny and hungry.

[amber marsh]

Oh!

[uncut obsidian]

I am

Hongry

[amber marsh]

And oh

[orchid robin]

Didnt need to know that

[pastel quartz]

samme

[amber marsh]

Fuck the food

I mean what

[uncut obsidian]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

o-

[uncut obsidian]

aight

[amber marsh]

Make a literal cream pie

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIOvDSw2wnM&ab_channel=XQCBunker

[amber marsh]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

saw that

[amber marsh]

AND THE PYRAMIDS ARE HUGE BADONKADONKS

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqlWcFdNYwI&ab_channel=chobus

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[hidden path]

onion

[dreamy agate]

Rip cartel mumky

[hidden path]

youtube ads are getting wild

[pastel quartz]

hot

[hidden path]

Furry

[gentle saffron]

ayo

[remote vine]

Inside you there are two wolves

[uncut obsidian]

onyon

onyan

[hidden path]

food's ready

[gentle saffron]

damn dude that shi look good

[uncut obsidian]

(o)nya(n)

[pastel quartz]

@midnight tree game showud me that nexerlin has an update, should i do anything with it?

or my game will be fien if i dont get it

[hidden path]

That shit's good

Real tasty

I got like 5 servings left

[remote vine]

Put it in da fridge

[hidden path]

Yeah

It keeps nice

Oh it's nice and spicy

I think it's probs one of my best yet

[uncut obsidian]

tis you

[runic kernel]

[hidden path]

gai

[uncut obsidian]

@hidden path n @runic kernel

[hidden path]

Mayhaps

[runic kernel]

Perhabs

[uncut obsidian]

perbe?

[rose ferry]

my town looked like silent hill this morning

I'll let you know if the everything turns into rust

wonder what my personal tormentor would look like, you know like pyramid head was to james

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVOJxB5NhU&ab_channel=CHECHCLEARED

[rose ferry]

femboy in a gasmask

[hidden path]

I ate so good

Now a coffee

[uncut obsidian]

Well

Tomorrow I'm actually gonna start studying for exams

[hidden path]

Exams for what

femboy admission

[uncut obsidian]

exams that will determine my future life

literally

they're so big it's insane

[midnight tree]

Fine if you do, fine if you don't

[uncut obsidian]

my future life depends on them

[hidden path]

Become a boi wife if you fail

easy

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/uninstall-cat-uninstall-cat-gif-21711031

[uncut obsidian]

good plan

but i won't fail

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/install-cat-install-cat-gif-21711026

https://tenor.com/view/welding-breaking-bobby-bones-welder-soldering-building-something-gif-21963638

[uncut obsidian]

and I'll become a boi wife in a uni

a better plan

[visual stirrup]

You're not getting it back.

[trim pilot]

#🎪bruh-fart

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408207400395472906/1074998038952685568/spring-1.mov

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-flicker-the-kicker-cat-heres-the-kicker-gif-26524637

[stone blade]

why you choking the cat

[amber marsh]

cute as fuck

[runic kernel]

[hidden path]

don't kinkshame him

[stone blade]

I'm not

[vivid marsh]

Healthiest discord user

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/ZlCKzIhaFsg

[rose ferry]

so true bestie

https://tenor.com/view/hot-kiss-boy-gif-25993356

[gentle saffron]

BASED COMMAND AND CONQUER

[severe flicker]

indeed

[vivid marsh]

AK47S FOR EVERYONE

[severe flicker]

one of those mobs could take out an entire platoon

[gentle saffron]

toxic tractor>>>>>

[vivid marsh]

GLA is the best faction

[severe flicker]

AK-47's FOR EVERYONE!

[vivid marsh]

AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!!

[severe flicker]

AK-47's F O R E V E R Y O N E!

[gentle saffron]

used to play red alert on my old macbook those were the days man

[severe flicker]

psst

[gentle saffron]

er whatever the super old apple desktop was

[severe flicker]

https://discord.gg/qQSdHTFx

also there is OPEN RA

[gentle saffron]

maybe not a macbook but the name escapes me

[severe flicker]

🙂 have fun

[severe flicker]

cheesegrater?

[gentle saffron]

i had to look it up it was the imac that was made in like 2005 lol

i couldnt for the life of me remember that shit

[severe flicker]

i dont mean to alarm you... or make you feel any way...