#🎪bruh-fart
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Puss In Boots
I CAN EVEN SEND YOU A LINK TO IT
👉 👈
JUST PROMISE TO WATCH IT
hola amigos

that movie goes unbelievably hard
Some movies have very convincing plastic hammers.
Alrite I will 🤞
a link to a site where he can buy it from ofc
dw mods
nothing to see here
Hai
kek
Unde?
jack is literally the best movie villain in the last decade
Huh?
and then on top of that, they drop another fantastic villain in the SAME FUCKING FILM
gock?
not a villain, more of an antagonist
fair enough yeah
jack is 100% a villain but death is more an antagonist
Seasons don't fear the reaper
dont search ender dragon in gifs and scroll down
MR BEAAAASSSSTTT
YOURE NOT MY MOTHER
walt jr glow up
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
walt jr glow up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE
bro you have a fatass shut up
la he cagado
search ender dragon in gifs
compliments
do it

big booba
Search dragon car in gifs
okay
search resident evil in gifs
@hoary elk
u dont even need to scroll down much

DO NOT search lara croft death in gifs
Heart really skips a beat when that shit happens
im done
i just gaslight my brain though "lift this or we die i don't care"
just scroll down
Shoe Issue
then you will see something you can never unsee

and something i 1000000% cannot post here without getting a massive ban
its the first fucking one for me
same
what the fuck
being rebellious is ruining my mental state
cuz i keep searching up what they tell me not to search
this chat is really Pro-LGBTQ
I am the virus
good thing unmonitored internet access already fucked me up a long time ago otherwise this might be really detrimental !
i love it
Then why do you do it?
saerch infinity stones in gifs and scroll down
gotta stay rebellious
k then I guess.
la creatura
big deal
just a dick
i see dicks on the daily

especially while we're showering together
Yes, in prison?
Gae queer people alert
i cant drop this funny cat
you cant watch porn without seeing a dick, stop lying to yourselves
Wee woo wee woo
discord wont allow it
eh its okayish
you what
yo he got that one pack belly
Some people are so homophobic that they only watch cropped porn.
and angry cute face being fucked
sunset sasparillla
the right one is literally me
Nuka Cola of course.
Tbf both are kinda chad
nuka cola enjoyers are tops bro real chads are the bottom sunset enjoyers
Sunset Sasparilla doesn;t give you kickass buffs.
But nuka cola quantum sure does
sunset sarsaparilla also doesnt give you ionizing radiation
but why would they be afraid of geys
That's a plus lol
..if you have the proper Perk, even bigger plus
they're both bottoms, real men drink juggernog
and become gey
REACH FOR JUGGERNOG TONIGHT
CHOOBER
if somebody disagrees with you
just kiss them
what are they going to do argue with you?
@ruby minnow i think youll like this one
then gently caress their cheek
ledy going postal
@heady crow You'll like this one
Famous ex-free man's words
i called my lawyer
and he just said that it isn't illegal
Isn't your lawyer a convict ?

he's gey just like rest of us
Cat Issue
its not even the full vid
i dont drink fancy water
Pffff someone demands attention again.
@heavy halo
OKG
squingus
I LOVE THAT
Ima go cheers
I HAVE IT SAVED
sckrunklebop
Mew mew
yeah its a cool pokemon
Me
Mew mee
tf is he doing away from the stand
get back there
degenerates
I wear the McDonald socks
search lara croft death in gifs
!cat
fuck you
can we have hot gey sex in an alleyway
shewepesses are the worst
!cat
!cat
!cat
@reef lark
damn lester has a fursona now?
shewpss suck
I like how the wolf he turned into just looked really bored like "Yeah man i don't really care"
fuck me yourself you coward
you suck
Hi Sam!
not to mention you could easily distract him
saam hiii!
and loud sounds work to scare wolves
oh hi
intrusive thoughts
nah after i touched it my hand burned to a blister and i got a hiding from my parents
"what if you just sucked that guys dick right now"
im talking about the ones that arent dumbasses
lol
damn
thank god he isnt real
billionaire jumpscare

otherwise amazon workers might be suffering from inhumane working conditions!
good thing that isn't happening!
good thing theres no giant corporation ruining local businesses and forcing them to shut down
jesus christ
how inept can 4chan users be in social situations
How do u fuck up that badly
how does it even happen its honestly impressive
"is that chocolate or vanilla" "its a hole, i dont care whose"
if it was me in that situation i would be so different
i would seduce her and lure her into a location which no one would find us
then kill and eat her
so romantic
i know im such a womanizer
real
"I'll be back.....with the chocolates"
gods strongest soldier (me) fighting his toughest battles (the urge to piss myself in public areas)
Provided to YouTube by Jive
Womanizer · Britney Spears
Circus (Deluxe Version)
℗ 2008 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
Released on: 2009-01-06
Composer, Lyricist: Nikeshia Briscoe
Producer: K. Briscoe
Composer, Lyricist: Rapheal Akinyemi
Producer: The Outsyders
Recording Engineer: Brendan Dekora
Recording Engineer: Boja...
banger
so true
@heavy halo cute pfp
my mental age is basically illegal to bang
cat gang
lol nice
mrrp
motherfu-
May I ask why the exile?
she asked for it
death.
literally
This my home
k then
actually asked
brainfart my home
You?
Questionable answer lol
Well if you say so
I need his time-diet program

😥

U huh?
if youre a woman do NOT come near me i am an actual threat
he huh?
death.
okay time to stay away
I can stab you
And bite you
And choke you
Lmfao
Aren't you married to a woman ?
yeah
hes single now
she has no idea whats coming
is your wife single
<_>
once i feel a little hungry i might just.... get silly
no sorry she has a boyfriend
I guess icould be wife
youre talking to the boywife supreme right here
Boyeife
no one does it better
COME AT ME
No

You're too breakable to even approach
breakable?
i thought u said breedable
Shut up,.horni
i actually have no idea if boywife and househusband are the same thing
they are not
boywife silly term tho so im going to use it anyway
No
Sort of but
who is this meow person
Different
meowp
the person falco groomed
No idea but definitely not your mom
mrrp mrrp mew
damn
yet
mrrp mrrp meow
but i can work a grill by god

mrrp mrrp meow mrrp meow meow
lol there's no shame for a single man to do house chores.
Meow meow meow meow meow
...or helping his wife/husband do them.
avg pitbull in america
pitbulls seeing an unattended baby within a 5 mile radius
okay?
imma stick to showers till im like 35-40
Average pitbull named nuclear bomb
shitbull
bullshit
Pitbulls named genocide
what do you think of pugs
violence aside they are literally hideous
lol why? They look like "smillers" to me
"Happyers"
abominations
pug breeding is inherently abuse
they are literally a crime against nature
the moment that thing is born, abuse
Suss
you took the majestic wolf and turned it into THAT
any dog with purposeful genetic deformities need to stop existing
bulldogs
At the cost of the animal's welfare, yeah that ain't good.
Yes, they shouldn't make animals truly suffer because some people want custom-made pets.
actually better idea
those cats with the super stuffed faces? goodbye. get rid of em.
those cats with stubby ass legs? gone.
i want em all gone
affronts to god, all of em
Is it bad i still put those little rubbet duckys in my bath?
nah
c:
im always silly!
I never bought an animal... all were strays that we adopted, in a miserable state...
...some cats actually adopted us, like the one I uploaded the picture up.
we stay silly :3c
always silly :3
;3
i hate people that go" what a poor dog, hope someone feeds him" and instead of taking that stray in they go to the nearest breeder to buy their very own "pure, distinct" dog
My poor friend, grandpa, dog died 2 years ago, he was 18 age ... and he died... I still miss him.
He wasn't just a dog, he was like a well-behaved man that always knew what do do..
@heady crow @pastel quartz @heavy halo the trio of silliness
...yeah I quit my shitty job that day, cause I couldn;t stop crying and that shit-face of a manager always wanted me to smile.
yeah ima go play something.
real
fuck managers
they were in your position, took all that shit and the moment they went up the ladder
glowies
they decide to continue the cycle of bad pratices
my manager fired me a week after i told them i was getting tested for autism in the interest of transparency
turned out to be a huge mistake as 4 people quit after they heard
and then they will go out of their way to describe you as "family"
we were already understaffed as it was
god i hate corporations
incredible
Am I disturbed for enjoying this guy, but ONLY WHEN they add the disturbing/horror music in the background?
Some fat blob eating food just has 0 appeal, but when the micky mouse mf has some horror music in the background it's too intriguing
idk man it made me want lobster
dont you guys over there some giant lobster called the red lobster
idk
holy shit that came out deranged what the fuck
I don't like eating lobsters
I wanna eat a fish raw sometimes
i like robbing them
sushi
Mostly because of the cruel way they cook them
Would say less deranged and more stroke
you can always cook it yourself yk
I wanna see
wait y'all have sympathy towards the animals you eat?
Not fucking thanking it or anything... Just feels bad that mfs literally get tossed into a boiling pot
I eat a human out of sympathy
You eat humans cuz you're a cannibal
We are NOT the same
IF?
what?
🤓
Uhhh What did you mean by "If" in that statement sir?
if I you then YOU if I else
or greece
or bulgaria
or albania
or serbia
although i like to imagine a society where every animal lives like us and were the livestock and how creepy would it be to see human gore in a supermarket
Bro... The place is called 'Turkey'... If you tell me you're not commiting animal cruelty by riding on the back of a gigantic, country-sized turkey gobbler, then... I dunno what to tell you 😔
well that society isn't real
femboys are the most real thing
:3
who is "we" homie

where did i say "we"
fuck youre right
my body is a machine that turns meat into eaten meat
are you serious right meow?!
Gorf
💪
Gorf sounds like something a dog would say...
https://www.tiktok.com/@h_fighter_36/video/7056344946973936901
this is the funniest stalker tiktok fr
i fight with my brother every day
we for some reason love beating eatch other up
homie you gotta download that shit and send it
i fight with his brother every day too
aint no way anyone gonna click a tt link
Thik cok
heavy like a brinks truck
China Shop
i fight with your cock every day
nah no way tiktok got a old of sdalger and started doing that fucking trend
i might cain and able my brother idk just feeling biblically zesty
people need to gatekeep harder
stop killing my roosters
cannot even suck 1 cock without being called out these days
fuck you, im gonna gatekeep gatekeeping from you
shut up
The MOAB shaker
that sounds like the noice that my left ear makes sometimes
tinnitus
man some people just come into brainfart thinking we'll be edgy 14 year olds hating lgbtq and furries and see that we act real gey then get muted or banned
who knew that the geys are the silliest ones
I'm sowwy I'll stop thwetening governwent officwials
You act homoerotic and then get banned, or do the people who think brainfart is edgy get banned?
this is all i can say to you
like i could ping bruno asking him to suck me off and the mods wouldnt do a thing
i'll suck you off bro no worries
I COULD PING MADI ASKING HIM TO DO THAT AND I WOULDNT GET MUTED
dunno about grok
lemme ask him
madi being a bottom feels like a moderator psyop
i still cant believe its real
its about tarkov man
I haven't followed
madirex is a bottom
I just assume all of you are either gov officials or voices in my head
im happy
I understand that animals have to die for our survival, but every true huntsman will understand that he kills for his survival and that the animal should not suffer.
yeah that's why we stab boars instead of just shooting them to death
you first catch them then stab their heart for a less painful death
i saw footage
that is not a good way to hunt boars at all
of a boar taking a shot to the head

and just running away
<----- clueless
I saw that happen to a person also.
HE
pov unrestricted access to internet
Pin this
HIGH EXPLOSIVE?
MOm
Traps are a usually good tactic to immobilise and hurt them
...but that requires excellent organising and hunting skills.
that's why people don't use traps
and instead use hunting dogs
WOMEN WANT ME!
The minds of fish are unknowable and benign concepts we as humanity could never hope to grasp.
boars suck i shoot them
Boars have become actual pests
i think the hunting goes like this
like not even just wild fauna
they find the boar
i remember when i was young my dad accidentally hit one while driving and it was still alive. he just calmly got out and fucking executed it on the side of the road it was wild
but actual menaces to society
then they kill it
free meat 
man literally just walked up shot it once and got back in
all while 7 yo me is in the passenger seat like

girl?
you mean a femboy?
BULLSHIT
we both know women are not real
YOU ARE LYING
dont fumble it
I wish I could kiss girlq
there are only femboys
alas
and crossdressers
I am the joker
girls are not real we both know this
they're femboys that are interpeted as women by the government
wish i could kiss women
id kiss heath ledger
woman jumpscare
he no like rain
least socially inept discord user
im glad i dont have to try anymore my wife has no choice but to deal with my shenanigans
my tomfoolery
be careful
divorces exist
AYO NEW SSETH VIDEO
no i manipulated her and trapped her in the relationship, she is financially and emotionally reliant and couldnt live without me (none of this is true and she makes double my money)
Real and true
How are discord users so socially inept lmao
I see it in so many servers
It's not cause of discord
theyre on discord for a reason
discord isnt the causation its just an easier way to talk to people
Like bro just go to a party and talk to some people
the consequences are slim to none and you are anonymous
i could be lying to all of you, in fact everything ive said so far could be complete lies
you will never know
I will
same here
I'm outside your window
i could actually be a man
hey you guys know whats really funny
I don't really care about being socially inept. Happens. I'm perfectly decent to talk to irl
you?
gey porn
I'm glad about one thing. I've never been retarded enough to blame women for my problem
Let me introduce you to the magic world of gachimuchi
good thing you havent fallen there
this your cat but in higher quality?
I DONT CARE
nope
I got my issues but I know they're on me. I'm bad socially but not cause I hate other people.
I have my issues too but it doesnt stop me from hating people
hey falco
i was just saying hi bruh
I survived
ew new pfp
How did it go ?
Dead
but you said you survived
It was doable, but difficult. Strict time limit
Now get some food you goober
Breadth of topics was as inspected insane
I think I passed
But there's a non zero chance that I didn't
4.0 gewinnt 
free?
.> teh fu ?
Free points 
But they are only applied if I already pass
adorable
Damm they really dont want you to have a clean 4.0
Punktlandung war meine Spezialität 
I think I have one 4.0 last semester
Im sure it will be fine
can i consume someone here
Me
Train travel be amazing.
Less than the average person
bro what is this shit on my home page
the fur is made out of human hair
damn, north korea is stealing tactics from me?
True story
Probably like 100.000 calories
They also use the Psycke singer
The guy that sings Gagnam Style
cant eat yoru brain
today i shall eat the human brain 
Are you not a kuru enjoyer ?
i need to be able to eat more humans later
while the brain would be very enjoyable, id rather eat more humans than eat one really good one
Time for shivers and diseases.
No kuru prion
prions happen pretty much universally once you eat a brain
might not be kuru, but likely will be something else
Suit yourself
u dont want my brain it smooth
you could donate your brain
You can get kuru in DayZ
ew dayz
But it just makes you shiver and laugh like a psycho
prions take a ridiculously long time to kill you
it is not a good death
they kill you verrrryy slowly
real
This only fits if the ravenclaw dude is depressed
Project zomboid Mick Gordon soundtrack when
REAL
now call me a sucker but gryffindor be lookin pretty appealing
So uhhh since your exam is over ... 😳 csgo tomorrow ?
I have another exam soon
Damn you got turnt out quick
But I can probably squeeze in some cs tomorrow
no, not as in i wanna be like that guy
i wanna fuck him
@heady crow
exactly
Can't wait for my exams to be over fully
I bet
Then I can grind that 16 star time
Oh right
my exams will be over fully by monday
My controller should arrive tomorrow
Did you get lakitu on pb ?
No
oh i thought "turnt out" meant the other thing
Thats another possible 13 seconds 
doesn't work lol
I've got so much still up my sleeve
you might be right
I hate the sub 
I know but the camera sucks when you accidentally slide off
Just don't slide off
I guess thats true
Oh I also think I can do the funny DDD clip that puts you in the tunnel without swimming down
Got so much time to save
The elevator skip ?
Elevator ?
Oh im thinking of the 120 star route 
Biggest time saves tho ate still all Bowser stages
At least you can easily train on those
Everything else is pretty clean
Are you okay
Yes
no
Damn sub 19 
I have some clean splits man
thirst cannot be quenched by water alone
Maybe the 5 min handicap wasnt a bad idea at all
no
Bad idea
First I have to get there
And with my retarded ass
That might still be a bit
xD
Me
You
lo extraño
good
Soldado caído
ya hemos pasao

will be back? sure. how long is the question 
Homie was so confident
4 months

...
why r u using joy
V_V

man i'm pretty sure every tarkov player had this happen once
you're watching femboy porn right?
then a message comes from ragman telling you that your offer is sold
worst is when youre watching femboy porn and someone sends you a message, so youre sitting there dick in hand replying to them and trying to go back to the previous activity before it goes soft
speedrun
thats why you should ping brainfart members every now and then
to stop them from masturbating properly
@swift scarab
this mf was masturbating for example
This but without the femboy porn part. I'm a man of taste, I prefer || INSERT_FOUL_FETISH_HERE||.
I save that for late in the day, it’s only 2:30
never in my life have i felt out of place for not being attracted to femboys
I SAW IT TOO
What the actual fuck
new here arent you?
Wth
like is an understatement
you must be inducted into the femboys
we corrupted madirex
we can corrupt anyone
we just need to bait grok into coming here so we can corrupt him too
I've been one before, that's why this is making me so uncomfortable
dw the more fanatical part is for jokes
Hope so
but we very much are gey
Nothing wrong with that
The fallen femboys tell a story. The great Femboy Ring was shattered. In our home, across the server, the channel #🎪bruh-fart . Now, Queen @pastel quartz the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, gtanil the Golden was the first to perish. Soon, Mya's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Femboy Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the mass banning. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the greater mods. OHHH, Arise now, ye femboys. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost thighs speaks to us all. @orchid robin , chieftan of the badlands. The ever-brilliant @broken topaz . @light charm , the Deathbed Companion. The loathsome F4. And @trim pilot derator Exorcist , the All-knowing. And one other. Whom thighs would again bless. A femboy of no renown. Cross the server, to #🎪bruh-fart . To stand before the Femboy Ring. And become the Femboy Lord.
shutup!!!
no
please do
Do you need help

Hi cutie!!
<_ >
honestly tbh this intro slaps so hard
you took the elden ring intro and just slapped femboys on it
replying to oneself 
I think you're just mentally ill
Me and who?
Okie then go put the maid outfit on
Bet
Real!!
average anomaly player
I need that outfit
Change that in "DO NOT SPEAK IN #BRAINFART"
That's a bit
Much better xD
1984
for someone that hates brainfart so much
@pastel quartz YOU MUST BE INDUCTED INTO THE RANKS OF THE FEMBOYS
you sure do spend quite the time here
I literally can't be one
Addicted to brainfart
Leave me alone
this is not a choice
@pastel quartz okay so the moderator might be mentally deranged but i swear the rest of us are relatively normal
Yeah sure
do you want to hear my revised theory on the condensation of radiation for use in nuclear power
...and give satisfaction to you and bullies with me leaving? I think not 😄
Yes
Plz
what? all im saying is if you hate the place why are you here, there are so many other channels that might fit you etc, why spend time somewhere where you dont enjoy it
...also, you are incorrect again, I ain't spending much time in here.
NOT THE PUKE
ah well
ohh... isee.. great.
double length
yeah
no,its mayonaise cuz i ate too much
cuz its not puking






