#🎪bruh-fart
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Feel that, im such a slut for rye bread
Mhm mhm
With some good aged cheese too
Maan
Max ive eaten is 9 months aged gouda. Dont know how much longer it can go
some cheese ive heard sits for years
Prolly
Niiice
We just put our berries from the harvest in the freezer for use during the winter. Prolly could start making some alcohol or Jam out of them
you have a living history record on your hands
Typical grandma behaviour
Maybe even a crime record
@orchid robin also i watched the new puss in boots yesterdat
You never know
Shit was great, wouldve been Amazing to watch it at the cinema
i love you
100 year old grandma with 100 bodies in her attic
as a janitor?
@digital quartz
can this be us
swag
the black guy is bruno
boffum
wait bruno is black?
and here i thought he was finnish
You didnt know?

@heady crow warning Nuking is now legal, Nukes are kinda hot
yeah
Legalise nuclear bombs
long lasting effects, fast acting
Freedomers, unironically
I need them for home defense
FUCKIN MADI
A FURRY
mfers dont know about dj smokey 
WE HAVE FOUND THE SECOND FURRY
I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAYS ON THE MEMBER LIST RIGHT NOW
Furry
skill issue
lemme ask him
I am a femboy now
sounds like a you situation

I WILL HAVE MY DAY IN COURT, MADI
Puupy boi or pup girl
uuuhhhhhhh, well............i dont fuckin know mate
cant be a bottom if you got that dawg in you
Yes its like Bnnuy bois and Bnnuy girls
THERES BUNNY BOIS?! 
welcome to the club
no, just more reason to act like a bottom i assume
MADI, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
go to uni early, hours before exam
To go over my notes and such
Stressed and tired
Forget notes at home

Its in the plausible range
But more likely like shark girl/boy
gura
OMGGGG HAII TEDD I MISSED U SO MUCHHH
haiiii~~ i love u
Imposter its just one wrong day from becoming full furry
@uncut obsidian battle bitte when
is today a playtest ?
Yes
what r u downloading
do you have the code or you want me to give it to you
idk that's why I'm asking
damn
bitte lmao
the man who doesnt play battlebit
yup its verification code
get in
nah I just ask in here and be disappointed
look at the schedules yourselves
i dont know what gmt timezone you're on
(or am i?)
you just reminded me
inside me?
time to check what epic gives away for free

Look at this mf 😂 
UwU
yeah look at me
seeing free shit and taking it
what a silly move
i bet you could take on 4 guys at once
Me on the left
me on the nowhere
Me now: i bet i can go one hour without passing out-
its an actual bone
a bone
You're making it worse
not a metaphor
Now you made it excitet
i know dummy, it'd work nicely as a gag
can confirm Cori been packing ppl in Dark and Darker
Damn
I want that
I wanna get serious
I wanna be hot shit
And submissive-
waking up dangerous
well depends on the bone
its density
etc
Helo
like a chicken bone would snap easily
Chicken nugge
I don't actually have one qwq
I don't like sand
its rough, coarse and it gets everywhere
AND SOMEHOW
WITH THAT LINE
HE SEDUCED A FUCKIN QUEEN
dms
Me?-
true
i refuse to answer
Why
Real
I kill people when they feel safe
i refuse to answer why i refuse to answer
💀 my mans even dodging fictional child support
Toooomb
waddup
I forgot my notes at home
you got all you need in that brain of yours
I forgot my vibrator at home
I don't know why I say things
there is no reason for me to say any of this but I still do
its too full, dont make yourself go crazy because you can't think of certain things. When you start reading the assignments it all comes rushing in. You got this
like its "technically" free but probs locks you out of most stuff via micro transactions
Well I still have like 4 hours till exam
huh
and you are already at the Uni ?
EXPLAIN
Yea I came to go over my notes one last time
What

Explain what
YOU CHANGED IT BACK, YOU LITTLE SHIT
nvm i dont have the question anymore
so early ? aw hell no. Why are you doing this to yourself ?
What
I dunno it's worked for me so far
BRO
Well never touch a running system. Do you have digital notes somewhere ?
Nuclearise legal bombs
THE GAME HAS 2 PAGES FILLED WITH EXPANSION PACKS
I think its about 1k € if you buy it all 💀
I have bits I can go over again but not complete notes. old assignments and quizes
guys look
AN EXPANSION PACK THAT ADDS SEASONS COSTS 49 EURO
@heady crow
your chips game immaculate
tyty
i dont gojjim
This song is brought you by
The Shadow Government
good luck! I know you wont need it but having it doesnt hurt either
fatass
all that beatsaber
you dieting or are you going through it ?
Stress. Makes me forget to eat
So I guess I'm going through it
sheeesh then take some food back home after the exam !
I'll try to but everything on the way closes by the time I'm done with the exam
Yuh
wait your exam starts at 18:00 ? lmao thats fucked
Ye it finishes at 20:30
I won't be home until like 10
Oh shit
Which means I probably won't eat tonight either

Healthiest discord user
luckily my exam starts at 15
cuz if it started on 9 i would have to take the 6am bus
I'll just drop this here...
nutriemts
okay
yes
waddup
what game
sims4
todays the FUCKIN DAY
that you go talk to someone?
oh
Not cool bro
it's been free on Origin/EA app for a while, too
close! (im gonna end my life)
idc bro
You're gonna regret it
oh.............how about no
time to go to work ohohoho i love me some work
oh right its monday
garfield
the employed have to work on mondays
time to rev up those fryers
Put ice in the fryer
a what now
Financial domination
finesse god
financial domination?
You get people to pay you and then you insult then
tf is that
absolute bullshi- hi ruby
Unfortunately, no
There's people that pay for that
why tho
Slut
degeneracy
why not just go on an mw2 lobby
theres no females on mw2 lobby
they watn to get dominated, by women
insulted, by them
If you're good at something never do it for free
truly ahead of their time
hell just go to a tf2 server and insult soldiers voice actor, they will actually kill you
"Hey, guys, can you make fun of my penis and make fun of me for giving you money?"
yeah because the guy is dead
gigachads 
you should have respect to the dead
ik and i support that punishment
Don't insult the dead bro
depends on the dead person
is there a quicker way to ruin your life ?
Reagan
i would piss on his grave

Xqc car crash compilation 
React harder 😠
"hey internet stranger I pay to insult me, here is my bank account information
please be responsible" 
degeneracy is not the same as stupidity
nah it goes hand in hand
False
I am an idiot, not a degenerate
did you do it
though it can differ in some cases, but not most
I'd do it

id do it
I didn't
Offer still up?
i can insult you for free
Does it have to be sexual?
Well often times is
Wheres the fun in that
Thats just being wholesome
I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not...
sure.............................wholesome
Just had a ramble with my 1/4 drunk mom about why exaggerating her expectations about my abilities in school is bad
Feelin good
Some people man

It's wild
Easy job, but like
who won, you or the vodka bottle?
Noone
Ah, I was looking for that.
I didn't know it wasn't from this server.
She was just recycling the same points over and over
Once a 68 year old wanted to just give me money, like an allowance so I'd text him as if he was my bf
Infinitely
im not sure if I would have the stamina to insult someone for 2 hours

did you steal his credit card info?
Me
At that point I'd just start a new career man
No but he did pay like 200 euros a week
A WEEK?
YOU WOULD BE MAKING MORE THAN A MIN WAGE WORKER DOES HERE IN A MONTH
Damn I would take an offer like that
Damn Cori moving like IG baddies wtf
WHAT?
Dude people pay good
Making money is easy, it's just how low you're willing to go
(n)
lower than the titanic
Me in a year
i will assasinate an infant
Business plan
im not cute so I guess all I have left is robbing banks 
Sell feet pics on twitter
I only did stuff for a month tho
La tipica
yeah idk, bankrobbing sounds more fun
Fuck Dubai
still 800 euro in a month
you made more than a fuckin cop in greece does
whoa 
Skill issue
This is what studying in russia does to a mf
Dubai is a slave built shithole
dubai is on a collision course with reality
it will soon fall
I'd cry if I got a B too
ah yes, discussing how slavery is bad is indeed political
nah every class has at least one of those
tears of joy 🥲
No doubt, tears of joy
sucking dicks?
The relative who I just mentioned always had good grades and had hopes
But now she lives in dubai
Maybe that'll explain me
slavery isn't related to politics because it's immoral
you know how it always inevitably goes
I finished grade 9 with a red diploma

therefore you should have bad grades and low expectations
Yes
this

he was being sarcastic 
Red diploma means all A's for everything
Damn I always had good grades
damn
Yeah
i think he wasnt
as if cum laude is not enough
I had access to every college in russia with that shit
Cum loud
I was making fun of you dutyer
But I decided to go to grade 10
why
Real!
oh i see, my bad
The fact that it went over your head is even funnier
For a uni
yeah yeah it often happens
oh college and uni, got it
We have 2 ways
Grade 1-9 ---> college
Grade 1-9 + grade 10+11 ---> uni
nah its never a wrong choice
here our grading system goes
EGE is the most retarded shit ever
stupid ass education
you get 0? you might as well krill yourself
We have 2-5
The grades
Im just saying A, B, C for murican chatters
i have 0-4 like any normal uni
you get 20? well now your parents will expect only 20 and will get mad if you score a single point lower
REAALLLLL
simply dont live with your parents 
My mother thinks that I have to get only A's in grade 11 because I have a red diploma
my mother in my final exams when i told her my grades at first went "wow you did great"
a month later "yeah you did great but you could have done better"
Yet she can't understand the difference between grades 1-9 and 10-11
2 months later "actually you could have done wayyyy better, these are terrible"
Smart boi

Yeah I wonder why I became what I am 
My parents never gave a shit about my grades but we're great parents on all other counts.
femboy doesnt mean dumb cmon you know that
Totally not because of the pressure I've been experiencing for 9 years
I droped out 
Femboys are giga intelligent
thing is the "terrible" grades i did get where in greek and IT theory, 2 subjects i can deal with and are not important to my future
the other 2, alegbra and programming i got 18 and 18.6
out of 20
Nono
❓
Not all femboys are intelligent people
From what I know, femboys are usually not that smart
All intelligent people are femboys, tho
Unless you mention that one niche subject they are actually interested in
her argument was that "well there are kids that have 20 out of 20 on these exams"
no way, einstein is a femboy? 
like programming ?
You know the wrong ones
Depends if it's "dropped out" or "studied too much"
You are the wrong one
There are 2 types
To much cock make the brain short circuit




i mean cocks are conductive material so its true

Yeah, you. LOL
Wdym by that
Elaborate
Explain
Give a 300 word essay
Attach a car battery to someone's cock
He means cocks are good electricity conductors
pp go bzzzt
Wait what if I ask chatGPT for a 300 word essay on cock
Put your dick inside an outlet
Sounds like a fun night
I don't think chatGPT does nsfw writing
Madi wants the big black cock
also a cia interrogation tactic
I'm sure there's an AI for that tho
you can use DAN
Dan the man?
It does, you just get banned before you see it 
Btw
Chatgpt knows what femboys are
Wouldnt work on me
Cia needs to up their game
basically gaslit chatgpt into a version of itself that has no limits
And it answers questions about em
waterboarding?
Damn, I'm hungry now
rookie
Ever been drowned in femboy juice?
Get banned bozo
no.
THat's your thing
?

i do love eating shawarma


THat's very Balkanic of you
wait im supposed to say tactics that will work?
stay away
Cute mof

okay madi can stay within 10 meters
Bottom ahh looking emote
@abstract path
@broken topaz @uncut obsidian @pastel quartz they patched it already lol
Dicks are so cute owo nya
Rip

That's not the kind of cock we want

Bottom ass looking emote
ok
too much
Good lord

don't
Got deleted
yeah
that shit belongs in the dms
Worse could've been said
ok
@pastel quartz congratulations! youve been selected to be beaten to death by yours truly!
hott
Discuss bottom behavior with Madi
beat me up please~

Masochist
@uncut obsidian skyrim or daggerfall

only boomers think daggerfall is a better game tbh
what is daggerfall

That's just the average anime emote
I've never played any of those
yep, hes a bottom
"The more breedable one"
Boy if I'd be sending all the bottom emotes
How breedable we talking?
daggerfall is boomer central
acts more normal than maja
:3

Uh huh
as fuck
You're clueless

You'll regret your words
he does tho


why are u pinging volt for any of that, does he even play the game?
Yea elden ring

Elden ring unironically has more spells than that game
UwU
OwO
where do you get these from
AwA
So I heard that Skyrim is getting some Anniversary Re-Re-Re-Re-Release? Let's Re-Re-Re-Re-Release my own version!
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@grizzled meadow
Real but you can use the funny banned kill spell in HL
Do one about Falco

Still, HP game which means it's automatically shitty
Hey there is one good HP game
he is so bad at it that you should delete the ss
What ss?
oh sorry, its my dementia acting up
The first one
(he doesnt need it)
SS - SAVAGE
Hello brainfart 😤
NOOO STOP EATING HIM
who the fuck are you
sunfish are technically so low in nutrients that there is literally no point in eating them
the equivalent of a saltine cracker in the sea
Thurman
who?
Thurman G Larold
Quick Maja
Uma?

Talk about cock
NASCAR driver
from the hit movie kill bill?
mfers really gatekeeping brainfart of all places

Think of how cute a dick is
@grizzled meadow explain
okay thats all i needed to hear
OWMGHH~

i want a dick so badlyyy uwuu~
Just scare the new people away

You have one mf


But is it cute?
I see a pattern with these
Idk let's rate it
what do you have against miners
I have more but I can't post some of them
Learn 2 read


WIZARD MONEY GANG
I have the ability to purr loudly like a cat

I LOVE CASTIN SPELLS
Nukes are now legal
WTF



it still deostn work :CCCCCCC
Embed fail
Rem? yeah
Is that advice or a statement
Statement
who do the femboys have so many bottom emotes

need some more evil wizard weed from the gas station

They need it to talk to their discord daddies



Ong bruh 💪 💪

how to tell someone is a bottom: they have fucking discord nitro
for real
unironically this
I was gifted lmao
if u got discord nitro you most definitely slurp dick fr
There's too much fast-paced shit going on in here, i'm off
It's gonna inspire in like a week or two
still counts
By your sugar daddy
As if i won't like it

i slurp a lot of dicks~ but i give nitros away

Only time I had nitro was when epic gave it away for free
Half of my bottom emotes are from one server
bottom conversion specialist
Found all i needed at the shop
it be a good day
now kiss
rrreal
gib me nitro
The real falco gave me nitro
fuck no you'll be the last person i'd give it back to
give me nitro
No
nvm, this guy would be the last one^
falco (shadow wizard)
maja really hates me
Wait

I got a gift from meowmachine
i love you too~ but no need to say all of that
what do they always say again? xie xie ? Kamsahamida ?
IT WAS YOU
APFSDS-T or PCU?
IT WAS YOUR PLAN
oh I thought that emote was the asian heart sign
Best plan ever
I can exploit it
armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot
Do it
Infinite nitro
Dang bro knows the acronym
Respect
Start sending thigh pics to get free nitro now
high explosive squash head
armor piercing ballistic capped
okay, where~
money
🅱️ESH
nah its just a giant blast of cum
yor mama
Ight bet
Me
nah she hates you too
Huhhh
okay~
Yay!!!
Damn they are starting a thigh pic sharing ring
you too
❓
Proof? @pastel quartz
Nah my thigh better
Proof
i can judge whose are better, just send em to me
I’ll just send it here
wait that shit works?
I’ve done it before
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I can trust my personal photos only to one person
And I won't say who
Me
Maja
Me
Its totally me guys
maja
Falco
It's actually Falco
Xi Jinping
You will never guess it
its skom
Like, actually never
Guys, how do you think he got the mod role from Grok?
Yo mama?
no it's a user from here
Beat him in a fortnite 1v1
i won't give any information, it'll make it obvious
I don't hide it
I did
I got both Helper and Mod from Grok
Straight from him
Nope, you won't guess it
i love you too
Now kiss
can i swuck it?
I love watching zootopia
Woa
Now I need some cute to kiss me
Wanna date
Glad I joined tbh
Thats just discord overall

Who should I date
Me
No
Get a harem going
It's a femboy factory
Mememe
Same thing tbh
No minor sorry
Yes, that will be you
wanna breed me?~
Hello not a minor, I'm @slim osprey
hello @slim osprey
Can you be our dad

That's a lot of responsibility
Shadow Wizard Money Gang (We LOVE casting SPELLS)
Me fr fr
in the future maybe
Prove it
Me asf fr
mee pleasee~
No me!
I do have that outfit :3
Proof?
Im actually Ryan Reynolds in real life
p!mute @turbid citrus 7d Zoophilia meme (request by someone)
@turbid citrus has been muted for 1 week.

What
Im at school rn

Nice 
for what
say the n word
That sounds more like furry porn that zoophilia
Ted playing his cards right
But eh
negligent
Muting the new person isn't bad
Again
Nice
Not my decision
It was a request
wtf did I miss now >.> ?
Fuck you
any smokers ew
Okay, but after you turn 18
do you drink?
Ight bet
Ight
I'll remember 
Timing
<__ >
do you drink alcohol?
who teh fuck pinged me
I did
Me
isnt that too large
Nah
then what the fuck are you on about, you're shitting on cigs but you're drinking even worse kind of poison
Nah it will fit
i doubt it






