🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

Gotcha?

[rose ferry]

false I'm a switch... just a very bottomy switch

[gentle saffron]

we are the minority now brother

[orchid robin]

indeed

jesus christ they wont let us in the pool now

[uncut obsidian]

I also wonder how you didn't think of that before

I'm literally gonna go into a uni, into IT

[broken topaz]

real

put your programming socks on now

[orchid robin]

well so am i but......im not a bottom

[uncut obsidian]

Yet

[gentle saffron]

wait but im going to uni for IT...

[placid geode]

bottomfart

[orchid robin]

maybe cuz i dont like IT and im actually trying to get into a diff academy

[broken topaz]

[uncut obsidian]

Sir someone has a kink for that, don't

[pastel quartz]

how did u manage to do more than me trolldespair

[thin willow]

That's just a normal fart

[uncut obsidian]

Because you have a skill issue

[gentle saffron]

is it like the military except they issue me striped thigh highs instead of camis?

[pastel quartz]

i do :c

[rose ferry]

I did IT as well but briefly, is IT the forbidden class?

[placid geode]

a

[orchid robin]

military academy in polandia

[gentle saffron]

i just like computers bro

[rose ferry]

I studied history though, maybe that's also bottom territory

[broken topaz]

There's two type of dudes in IT, and both have long hair
You're either a femboy or an unkempt male IT wizard with a ponytail

no inbetween

[orchid robin]

team/squad leader

[gentle saffron]

ive worked with the polish military, theyre a fucking treat to be sure

[uncut obsidian]

Also all of this happened in one year

[rose ferry]

this checks out

[uncut obsidian]

2022 was wild

[pastel quartz]

shut up[

[gentle saffron]

the aussies are my favorite tho, they were fucking hilarious

[orchid robin]

no you dont, im still on my couch

[broken topaz]

I have worked in a sys admin position, as well as currently in university for Computer Science

So i know my shit

[placid geode]

IT = imminent transformation (into a femboy)

[uncut obsidian]

Real

[orchid robin]

you worked in a sys position? ironic

[uncut obsidian]

UwU

[warm fossil]

damn so that's 2 russians who became gey thanks to brainfart

the count rises

[uncut obsidian]

Who's the second one

[broken topaz]

Syssy admin

[warm fossil]

me

[uncut obsidian]

Also not thanks to brainfart

Brainfart was one of the gears

It was just a matter of time

I was getting there anyways

[gentle saffron]

i got a headache and it wont go away, who wanna beat me to death?

[orchid robin]

you what

[pastel quartz]

me too, with a teethache

[gentle saffron]

bottom activities

[uncut obsidian]

I don't do that

[gentle saffron]

i would never use oils or lotions

[warm fossil]

I never really got into being queer and then brainfart didn't just jumpstart it

[rose ferry]

I caught that I preferred men when I was 14, it all went downhill from there

downhill in the sense that's how you get to the "bottom"

[gentle saffron]

my hands must stay worn and calloused

[orchid robin]

i simply dont care for my body THAT much

[uncut obsidian]

You're 14, right?

[warm fossil]

it fucking made me the gayest motherfucker

[smoky sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8XHr5kGSSM

[orchid robin]

like i took a shower and shaved? yeah thats it, dont expect more you bastard

[warm fossil]

obviously no

never

that'd be to- yes.

[gentle saffron]

i take a 5 minute shower and shave every like 3 days

shaving is 3 days, i shower daily for the record

i just wear cologne

ez

[orchid robin]

except i also shave down there mainly cuz it bothers me during calisthenics

[gentle saffron]

i cannot stand letting that shit grow it's annoying after like 2 fuckin days

[rose ferry]

I can wait a solid week before facial hair begins to grow, because it grows about as fast as it takes our solar system to cycle around the galactic core

[uncut obsidian]

I got my first satisfaction from being a "bottom" when I was 5
Then I discovered gay stuff at 12
At 13 I already had bi thoughts
And since 13 to this day my brain was throwing me from "straight" to "bi" to "the most gayest person" constantly

[orchid robin]

i once didnt shave for a month

[broken topaz]

lucky

[gentle saffron]

OH NO

[orchid robin]

the amount of hair i had to shave

[gentle saffron]

a MONTH

[orchid robin]

the time it took

[gentle saffron]

gross

[placid geode]

nah bro just go bear mode

[gentle saffron]

that fucking blows

[broken topaz]

Without estrogen i had to shave like every 2 days

[uncut obsidian]

Your thoughts will probably change then

[gentle saffron]

i wish i didnt have to shave

[orchid robin]

someone here has shit particles stick to their asshair

[uncut obsidian]

Several times

[orchid robin]

we are not talking faces

[placid geode]

skill issue, that's what bidets are for

[warm fossil]

damn

[gentle saffron]

bidets are something i wish were normalized in the US more

[orchid robin]

im greek, what makes you think we even have such technology again

[gentle saffron]

i cant live without one

[warm fossil]

the downward spiral to becoming fucking

dreamsexual or some shit

[rose ferry]

hey now that you're out tho uhhhh how about coffee on friday ;3

maybe some lunch and a romantic lakeside walk?

no homo

[uncut obsidian]

wdym no homo
sex?

[pastel quartz]

no homo?

[broken topaz]

Maxim, he's 17

[orchid robin]

fuck no homo

[uncut obsidian]

Legal in russia

[rose ferry]

we can do that too

and I lied it would be homo

[uncut obsidian]

Shutup

[orchid robin]

YOU EITHER GO FULL HOMO OR NOT AT ALL

[warm fossil]

anyways silly of you to assume I'll live through another gender crisis

[broken topaz]

Yea but maxim is 24

[rose ferry]

ahh damn

[uncut obsidian]

So?

I'm legal

In russia

[broken topaz]

Its a little bit odd

[orchid robin]

and ive been legal in greece since i was 15

yet i still got none

[pastel quartz]

rules

[rose ferry]

I've got a 18 minimum rule darling I'm sorry 😔

[uncut obsidian]

Skill issue

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck

Doesn't matter

[gentle saffron]

i got a 4k check yesterday i have no idea what to buy

[placid geode]

you're the home of diogenes the cynic so i guess you've got me there

[uncut obsidian]

I had an experience already

[pastel quartz]

please buy me thigh highs

[orchid robin]

a conscience

[gentle saffron]

is it new gun time gentlemen?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-well-hello-home-alone-christmas-marvin-gif-15846293

[rose ferry]

FUUUUCCKK

AND MADI SAW MY THIGHS

AAAAAA

[broken topaz]

TO JAIL

[uncut obsidian]

So?

[orchid robin]

you are under arrest

[gentle saffron]

i believe its due time for a new rifle

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-farewell-bye-bye-sheldon-cooper-tbbt-gif-26290490

[pastel quartz]

they wont underwstand us, no point in trying

[rose ferry]

SSSHHHHHHYYYYIIIIIITT

[broken topaz]

Trust me if the difference wasnt so big I'd also say its not big deal

[uncut obsidian]

Literally just one year

[orchid robin]

ah yes, the haha funny science man show that definitely doesnt treat its audience like stupid babies

[broken topaz]

BETWEEN YOU AND THEM

I MEAN

[rose ferry]

even 24 to 18 is 6 years

[uncut obsidian]

By the age of 18 I'll already have BFs in uni I swear

[rose ferry]

then again if my mom can do it so can I

[pastel quartz]

yeah but when he's 18 its suddenly okay, even if you're still 6 years older than him
while nothing actually changed

[broken topaz]

My dad and mom was 20 and 16

i think thats fine

[quartz saffron]

Women go for Pete Davidson tho

https://tenor.com/view/pete-davidson-tongue-stick-out-gif-23086366

[gentle saffron]

baffling as well

actual goblin

[placid geode]

and even without a bidet it's not that hard to clean ass even when you're more forested than the Urals

[quartz saffron]

And that dude made Kanye go even more unhinged

[pastel quartz]

the drug addict?

[quartz saffron]

“Comedian”

[broken topaz]

Because he's funny to some. Being silly gets you bitches

[orchid robin]

which one

[gentle saffron]

ive seen a dozen pete davidsons at the fucking corner store

[rose ferry]

yeah though even I drew the line at 18 when I finally turned 20

[uncut obsidian]

Bidet?

What's bidet

[broken topaz]

understandable

[orchid robin]

really? okay then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bidet-toilet-water-spray-gif-16482663

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-shiggy-wiggy-gif-26441575

[orchid robin]

time to leak goverment info while wearing a silly hat

[uncut obsidian]

Wtf

[placid geode]

the most advanced technology to ever exist

[quartz saffron]

Oh yeah Ariana Grande made a song about his big cock

[gentle saffron]

this is true tho

[quartz saffron]

So there’s that

[uncut obsidian]

Bro wipe your ass

[orchid robin]

i just use the hose

[quartz saffron]

Maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not

[placid geode]

it pressure washes your ass clean

[uncut obsidian]

Why do you need a power stream

[heady crow]

brisket ❤️

[broken topaz]

I had something when i was 20 with someone younger, and honestly looking back its just weird and a bit of a minefield.

[rose ferry]

definitely

[placid geode]

it's helpful to be thorough

[orchid robin]

again

[placid geode]

wiping don't do shit pun intended for getting squeaky clean

[orchid robin]

i just go to the balcony, turn the hose on and boom

[broken topaz]

He was chill tho and everything worked out fine for both of us and it was respectful. So i dont see a problem in that instance, but it can be pretty weird for the yougner person, and they are open for exploitation through power dynamics etc

gotta be careful

🙏

[placid geode]

the trouts are bottoms

[uncut obsidian]

Im a bottom

[orchid robin]

i bet theres one person that saw this coming from miles away

[warped elm]

basket>brisket

[pastel quartz]

i dont believe you

[uncut obsidian]

@ruby minnow

He literally wanted this to happen

[pastel quartz]

switches are useless in both

[rose ferry]

any gae guy under 18 I'm just gonna try and be a "cool big brother" type to if I can, especially if it helps them avoid the same mistakes I made

[orchid robin]

HIM?

[broken topaz]

real

[warped elm]

[orchid robin]

what if they are 18

[placid geode]

discord mod bottom?

[ruby minnow]

yes

[heady crow]

can you be my big bro?

[rose ferry]

yeah I agree with the latter

[uncut obsidian]

I'm literally less than a year away from turning 18

Bitches be like "no, you're gonna turn 18 only in an hour, i can't have sex with you until the hour passes"

[rose ferry]

even then it's weird? at least for me cuz if I knew them while they were younger I'm only ever gonna see them like brothers

[pastel quartz]

madi didnt believe me the pics were mine

[heady crow]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

the mentality of boomers / people filled with traditions

[uncut obsidian]

Fun fact, im a guy

[severe linden]

Damn

[rose ferry]

clear sky forever babyyyy

[severe linden]

Get dem bones

[placid geode]

all loners are bottoms?

[warped elm]

no

[rose ferry]

:3

I caaaan

[placid geode]

that explains sidorovich a lot then

[orchid robin]

all loners are bottoms

[uncut obsidian]

Yep

[primal kiln]

how do I get an ecologist femboy GF with a huge cock

[uncut obsidian]

Hi motoko

[orchid robin]

i know someone with gock

[warm fossil]

wow I will never be able to feel the same in Brainfart now that Madirex is going to become a femboy

[orchid robin]

2 people actually

[uncut obsidian]

Just get me

[warm fossil]

no offense I just did not expect that at all

[primal kiln]

Hi

[warped elm]

visit the wish granter

come to the north

come to the north

theres artifacts to be discovered

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not considered a femboy

[warped elm]

come to the north

[uncut obsidian]

Yet

[rose ferry]

idk but I know how you can get a clear sky femboy bf with a decent size one

[uncut obsidian]

I don't have anything to ve considered one

[pastel quartz]

how many wishes can i have with the wish granter

[uncut obsidian]

And i won't be able to unit I will be in a uni

[orchid robin]

by what countrys standards

[uncut obsidian]

I don't want to come out infront of my parents

[rose ferry]

uhhhh norway I guess

[orchid robin]

irl

id argue around

[warped elm]

1

[primal kiln]

I'm gonna be 30 soon and my parents still don't really accept me being a a cock monger

[warm fossil]

that'd be a death sentence

[orchid robin]

6 people know im bi

[pastel quartz]

i wanna be a pretty girl then

[uncut obsidian]

My mom is really supportive

[warped elm]

im not the wish granter

[uncut obsidian]

My aunt actually thinks that I'm gay, i think

[warped elm]

come to the cnpp

come to us

[rose ferry]

TOO LATE

African queen

[sharp lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sleeper-cat-gif-26608526

[pastel quartz]

damn, ur actually lucky ;/

[orchid robin]

thinks? she KNOWS

[uncut obsidian]

She would sometimes emphasize my ass too much

[pastel quartz]

anything but black, respectfully

[uncut obsidian]

My aunt may know

[rose ferry]

wish granter is a monkeys paw

[warm fossil]

damn

[warm fossil]

man ngl I'm quite overwhelmed by all of this

[pastel quartz]

one time i was watching the tv with my mother, and she was like ,, these people shouldnt be allowed to live ''

💀 im wondering if the same thing would be with me

[uncut obsidian]

Also there was one more thing keeping me from becoming a femboy, i was thinking "but who will continue our family lineage"

Well my older brother now has a son

[primal kiln]

My cousin has like 3 kids

[uncut obsidian]

So we don't have to worry about that

[warped elm]

u can be a straight femboy

[primal kiln]

my brother is getting married

though he's not gonna have kids probably

[uncut obsidian]

But I'm gay

[placid geode]

i just got a wholeass femboy boyfriend this morning no joke

[gentle saffron]

cringe mindset

[warped elm]

then not being a femboy doesent change anything

[pastel quartz]

ideally at the moment when i wanted to come out

[placid geode]

like it came out of nowhere but im really happy

[gentle saffron]

that sucks

im sorry

[rose ferry]

no ew women

[placid geode]

i get to be happy with someone, and they legit love me. hell of a thing to feel

[uncut obsidian]

Someone loved me before

But I never cared.

[primal kiln]

average Bulgarian

[rose ferry]

peak masculinity

ideal male

[hidden path]

No one loves me and I'll make sure it doesn't change

[uncut obsidian]

Im gonna start loving you now

[muted raven]

what the radiation leak in the Haskovo water supply does to a mf

[uncut obsidian]

Me

Not as short

[rose ferry]

important

https://twitter.com/AlpineRockhead/status/1624073393510273024?t=zGgJaYc8q-27xSqoLqmUyA&s=19

🌲🗿 Alpine Rockhead 🗿🌲 (@AlpineRockhead)

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important

[broken topaz]

important

[muted raven]

herman the cat

[rose ferry]

expert mouser

[uncut obsidian]

Also I was scared that they would realise that im gae at a medical examination at our military registration and enlistment office before ☠️

[broken topaz]

how would they

[placid geode]

gaydar

[uncut obsidian]

ass inspection

[broken topaz]

"hmm this young gentleman's butthole is looser than average"

[uncut obsidian]

what was that doctor called

[broken topaz]

"to the gulag"

[placid geode]

proctologist?

[rose ferry]

hate it when that happens

[placid geode]

"sir, look, his knees are two inches close together. that means he sucks dick, terminate immediately"

[thin willow]

bru are they checking for buttplugs or someshit

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat7-ace-combat-hello-chat-mq99-drone-gif-26083873

[uncut obsidian]

Idk, ask them

There's a doctor that looks at your kok

[smoky sundial]

Welcome fellow Dagothposter

[broken topaz]

"suspicious red marks on the knees, and a hand print on the posterior"

[uncut obsidian]

And rates it

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/201828741154865161/1074343452801773579/annoy_the_moderatorz.mp4

[thin willow]

LOL

[uncut obsidian]

I got a 10/10 (real)

[broken topaz]

COCK RATING

[thin willow]

it's not so bad in poland

[placid geode]

brainfart users going to dms when someone says they're a femboy

[warped elm]

funfact,shes a furry

[thin willow]

they used to check your balls but now you just get asked if you have both of them

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021370868821151746/1067018550339973171/ghost.gif

[primal kiln]

We Summertime Saga posting now?

[uncut obsidian]

Btw did you know that dentists can actually see if you sucked a dick recently?

[rose ferry]

two present in the picture are meant to be siblings btw

you're welcome

[broken topaz]

WHAT

[primal kiln]

They're not

[pastel quartz]

bro @pastel quartz

[primal kiln]

in the game they're not blood related

[thin willow]

that's why the fucker was giggling

[placid geode]

yeah they can see the cock particles on your tongue

[thin willow]

it all makes sense now

[uncut obsidian]

No

The back of the throat

[primal kiln]

She's like the daughter of a family friend

[thin willow]

it gets bruised doesn't it

[rose ferry]

they had to remove that for patreon, the uncensored patch is free

[primal kiln]

Oh

LOL

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SuKQ9od0ltE?feature=share

[rose ferry]

just keep it unpatched less weird that way

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-heavens-no-angai313-gif-22602123

[primal kiln]

Countless teenagers making Fight Club their entire personality in the mid 2000s

[pastel quartz]

no way

[heady crow]

me making fight club my entire personality in 2023

[broken topaz]

I mean but that could also be just terrible sucking abilities

[uncut obsidian]

hi pinkgaymer

[toxic prism]

@stone blade

[broken topaz]

Since the average woman sucks dick at sucking dick

[pastel quartz]

hi madirex

[uncut obsidian]

Wouldn't it get bruised no matter what

[thin willow]

we've come full circle

cue the "literally me" threads on 4chan

[broken topaz]

thats just PCP probably

or LSD

[thin willow]

No dude he blew up his apartment

[broken topaz]

Mofo is probably fighting actual demons

[thin willow]

He's on his schizo arc

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian LOOK NOW LOOK

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068007836510076980/1074370629031182376/caption.gif

[primal kiln]

My whole "literally me" thing was being a full cyborg from Ghost in the Shell

[uncut obsidian]

milsim man

[primal kiln]

since that was like my youth defining media

[uncut obsidian]

whats his nickname i forgor

[pastel quartz]

SIMMILMAN

[pastel quartz]

@pastel quartz

[broken topaz]

literally me

[pastel quartz]

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1074339839241109585/Screenshot_47.png

[primal kiln]

various cultures calling Muslims "Musclemen" because their ancestors were femboys who got railed by Arabs and Ottoman wrestlers

[fading shuttle]

yo its pippa

[pastel quartz]

wtf ukraine cat

[warped elm]

new server banner

[uncut obsidian]

What

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-sheriff-animan-gif-25978046

I put the new forgis on my Jeep

[uncut obsidian]

why do i blush when looking at myself with women snapchat filters

[pastel quartz]

bros that lonely

[thin willow]

Fuck zodiac signs

Based on the size of your penis would you be considered a genius or a barbarian in ancient Greece

[pastel quartz]

barbarian

[uncut obsidian]

yes, i need kok

[pastel quartz]

OOGA BOOGA

[uncut obsidian]

im 1 year away from getting it

[primal kiln]

friendship with femboys ended, ideal muscle mommy gf with an 8 inch cock my new obsession

[uncut obsidian]

less than 1 year

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-mask-gif-18932157

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian BAN THIS GUY

[thin willow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/ghyslaine-cat_girl-ripped-gif-20280678

[uncut obsidian]

booba

women don't attract me

[pastel quartz]

I ATTRACT YOU

[primal kiln]

Although, Ghislaine from Mushoku Tensei isn't necessarily my favorite because she reminds me too much of the Lalafel from Final Fantasy

and I kind of hate final fantasy

[uncut obsidian]

you're like 14

[pastel quartz]

what about you

[broken topaz]

my zaza got dispatched

[uncut obsidian]

HUH

Are you actually 14

[thin willow]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-gachimuchi-flirting-slow-motion-tongue-out-gif-17223400

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tobacco-atdu-passa-te-a-bufas-quieres-wanna-smoke-here-gif-17798635

[thin willow]

He's a fed

HE'S A FED!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

not telling you

[broken topaz]

BAN HIM

[fading shuttle]

eat ze bug

live in ze pod

[uncut obsidian]

He's too degen to be a fed

[stone blade]

someone needs to put tarkov instead of fight club on the book cover

[broken topaz]

Feds are degens too

[primal kiln]

One of my coworkers got to the last round of interviews to be a CIA spy

but didn't end up getting the job

[gentle saffron]

feds are the biggest degens

[primal kiln]

I got to the second round to be an analyst

[orchid robin]

so hes a chinese spy now?

[gentle saffron]

my wife is a fucking fed, cant sleep sometimes cause of how bright it always is around her, fuckin glowie

[primal kiln]

Though, now i'm basically still an analyst - but I work in the private sector investigating businesses and people for banks and such

[primal kiln]

No she does the same thing I do

[orchid robin]

kill people?

[primal kiln]

see above

Investigative due diligence

[orchid robin]

oooohhhhhhhh

the banks watchdogs

[primal kiln]

Essentially, but we have other clients as well

major businesses, law firms, etc.

I did a background check into some person who was supposed to run security for some high rolling Hollywood family

[uncut obsidian]

Also

[primal kiln]

a couple weeks ago

[uncut obsidian]

I think that there were 2 other gay guys in my last class?

I was never 100% sure

80% for one of them

[orchid robin]

there was not a single.gay guy in my highschool class

[thin willow]

I've gayified a bunch of dudes in my class

[uncut obsidian]

Like, i went to visit him once after school

And we were doing homework

But he had some weird emphasis on my ass

[primal kiln]

Did he ask you to do the rump shaker

the thug shaker

[broken topaz]

Man couldnt help but look

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-thug-thug-hunters-thug-shaker-gif-26529591

[uncut obsidian]

We were playing catch-up after we did the homework

[primal kiln]

I had sex a few times in high school and then never did anything in college / grad school

[uncut obsidian]

And he was weirdly trying to catch me from behind

That also happened at my bi period

[fading shuttle]

i have never met a homo person irl so i believe they dont exist in bulgaria

[uncut obsidian]

So my sexuality was questioning itself at that movement

[thin willow]

Just homie things

[orchid robin]

the only time dudes have tried to catch me was when i stopped filing my taxes and they came out of a black suv

[uncut obsidian]

But I just thought that it was a joke

[orchid robin]

halfway into blowing out my homies back "oh btw, this is a joke right?"

[uncut obsidian]

To this day I have no idea if he was actually gae

Like, i wonder what would've happened if i didn't resist

[broken topaz]

sex

[orchid robin]

madirex when the cops chase him for manslaughter (hes a bottom and is thinking about not resisting)

[thin willow]

When you bust in your homie and realize he wasn't wearing socks

[uncut obsidian]

Every time i see a reaction under something i think to myself "Falco"

Until i check who reacted

[orchid robin]

when you have been holding hands for the past 2 months and you realize he didnt say "no homo"

[eager quest]

how does one get gayifies

[uncut obsidian]

(we had sex with the cops later that night)

[eager quest]

gayified*

[thin willow]

I made them into true Polish warriors (they've become incredibly homoerotic)

[uncut obsidian]

It's all fun and games until your homie who always did gay jokes turns out to be actually gay

[orchid robin]

me

[eager quest]

bro

fuck this boy

bot

[orchid robin]

one fuckin femboy it took ONE FUCKIN FEMBOY TO SPIRAL ME OUT OF HETEROSEXUALITY

[eager quest]

and fuck my phone keyboard too

[uncut obsidian]

Me?

[eager quest]

this bot and its shitty ass banned words

[abstract path]

I HAVE ART TO POST

[uncut obsidian]

🥺

[abstract path]

Madirex

[uncut obsidian]

Hai

[thin willow]

go on.

[abstract path]

Get me out of here

[uncut obsidian]

Noo

[thin willow]

Post your art

[abstract path]

Yes

[steady trellis]

[uncut obsidian]

Oh hi skom

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[orchid robin]

okay @abstract path dw i got this

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

mods........i will pay you to keep her in brainfart till july

[steady trellis]

[abstract path]

Ugh

[uncut obsidian]

Have you seen the

The

[abstract path]

Why the fyck

[abstract path]

Fine whatever then

[orchid robin]

you thought i would try to free you?

[eager quest]

did you just misgender it

[pastel quartz]

hiiiiiiii i love u

[orchid robin]

i did not?

[abstract path]

I love you too sis

[eager quest]

you did

[uncut obsidian]

let's have a 3some

[orchid robin]

@abstract path did i

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

dont try having a convo with that guy, dummy

[primal kiln]

[steady trellis]

whole sentences maybe?

[uncut obsidian]

The

[abstract path]

Niet

[pastel quartz]

mf told me to kms and shit many times

[uncut obsidian]

I've been femboyified

[abstract path]

Who did.

[orchid robin]

yep, didnt misgender

[pastel quartz]

the black man

[orchid robin]

voltaire?

[eager quest]

wait volt is black?

[uncut obsidian]

ghosty?

[pastel quartz]

volt hates me but respectfully

[abstract path]

Which one

[pastel quartz]

ghosty is just a clown in all the ways

[abstract path]

Voiltare?

[orchid robin]

just say ghosty, not black man

its less confusing for us

[pastel quartz]

hes black to me

[gentle saffron]

[heady crow]

if someone doesent act gae around the bros hes prolly gae

[gentle saffron]

i NEED CLUSSY

[eager quest]

proof?

[eager quest]

this is something i go off of

[gentle saffron]

who got clussy up in this bitch

[uncut obsidian]

Guess what, in the first days after having gae thoughts i was trying to be as un-gae as possible

To the point where I was scared to bend over

[vivid marsh]

YEAH

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/202888733463281664/1074372869108281415/1-1_1.mp4

[orchid robin]

"UGH, I AM CUTTIN WOOD AND THROWING BRICKS LIKE A MANLY MAN, DEFINITELY NOT THINKING ABOUT KISSING BOYS ON THE LIPS, THEIR SOFT WARM NICE LIPS WHILE LETTING THEM PLAY WITH MY- AAAGGGHHH MANLY MAN THOUGHTS"

[eager quest]

yes these are all my messages what about them

[steady trellis]

[uncut obsidian]

R.. Real

[eager quest]

most of them are without context too

[eager quest]

oddly specific

[orchid robin]

would context make em better or worse

[stone blade]

I AM MENTAL I AM MENTAL

[pastel quartz]

the context wouldnt really change anything

[uncut obsidian]

hi mental, i am issue

[eager quest]

dunno, it was mostly me replying to maja acting horny and submissive

[uncut obsidian]

let's fuck

[stone blade]

homo

[uncut obsidian]

homo

[eager quest]

same

[orchid robin]

madirex discovers hes a bottom and literally goes on a whoring spree the very same day

[pastel quartz]

chad

[uncut obsidian]

i will suck yo dick and you won't escape

[stone blade]

ljubi

[eager quest]

ivan we shouldve met like 7 years ago when i first went to bulgaria for a week @stone blade

[stone blade]

you didnt get stabbed?

[uncut obsidian]

I was just never showing it

[eager quest]

unfortunately not

[eager quest]

get away from me

[uncut obsidian]

I didn't discover it

[orchid robin]

the bottoming or the whoring

[uncut obsidian]

It doesn't happen in a day

[stone blade]

UNFORTUNATELY

[uncut obsidian]

Both

[uncut obsidian]

There is no escape

You can't run

[errant whale]

why is it that whenever I check this channel it's this type of [content]

[orchid robin]

the only whore i will let near me is mother mary

[stone blade]

bro who turned madirex gae

[errant whale]

😐

[pastel quartz]

omggg kocham cie UwU

[eager quest]

yes i can

[uncut obsidian]

Because it's #🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

cuz were.gay

straight up

[uncut obsidian]

My brain 4 years ago

[errant whale]

then you'll enjoy the url I've copied to paste here

[eager quest]

because we live in a society and this chat is filled with femboys

[orchid robin]

PASTE IT

[errant whale]

ok you wont enjou it then

[orchid robin]

JUST PASTE IT

[errant whale]

the opposite of a femboy

[uncut obsidian]

mangirl?

[eager quest]

no i am a man

[uncut obsidian]

haiii femboy

[errant whale]

just dropping in to point out poland pioneered gigachad energy 11 years before the soviet animation

https://i.iplsc.com/-/0006JC55VWY5TQ5L-C316-F4.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

you can't escape

[pastel quartz]

hot

[eager quest]

this will not work on me

[pastel quartz]

kneels down

[hidden path]

gonna bend some people over

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-kiss-kiss100boys-gif-10997286

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hyouka-kyo-ani-hot-spring-onsen-gif-5047017

[eager quest]

runs away

[pastel quartz]

fuck me

[uncut obsidian]

me 🥺

one day

[pastel quartz]

STOP TI MADIII

[uncut obsidian]

one day i will get rid of this hair

[pastel quartz]

Mmm gmorning

[uncut obsidian]

hi @pastel quartz

[thin willow]

JANOSIK!!!!!

[placid geode]

stuck in the bottom chat

[uncut obsidian]

you will not escape

[orchid robin]

someone turned the brainfart lever to bottom today

[uncut obsidian]

i became a femboy and you will

you can't escape

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972157766976290829/1074377367700643950/4_5969962360566189823.mp4

[pastel quartz]

oaky, help me

[uncut obsidian]

the pics you've sent me already look femboy enough

[placid geode]

@Brainfart Exile who up all night playing with they dirireisjnfntrie

[pastel quartz]

theyre just pics of legs, thats ntohing

[placid geode]

god i hate discord mobile

[uncut obsidian]

that's enough

[pastel quartz]

no it isnt

[uncut obsidian]

they're better than mine

for now

[pastel quartz]

Me...

[pastel quartz]

lightning

[uncut obsidian]

Also you've said that your mom says that "those people don't deserve to live" or smthn

Does she not know about you?

[pastel quartz]

no

[uncut obsidian]

Huh

[vivid marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866478082776629258/1073800418062245888/329621641_863469204738273_243778053361789338_n.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

Where do you get the clothes from

[pastel quartz]

what clothes????

[uncut obsidian]

Or do you not live with your parents

[placid geode]

the bottom store

[pastel quartz]

Where are testicles, they make cum

[vivid marsh]

My local clothing store bro

[pastel quartz]

I need to order more clothes

[thin willow]

The bladder does that

[uncut obsidian]

The socks? The long sweater or whatever that is?

[placid geode]

pee is stored in the testicles stupid

[pastel quartz]

the socks are just basic socks

[uncut obsidian]

Order me some plss

[vivid marsh]

You don't have a local store?

[orchid robin]

damn she doesnt know about you? imagine the surprise when she sees you walking to the fridge

[uncut obsidian]

Wtf that's basic?

[pastel quartz]

the white thing is just some sort of a long sleeve somebody gave me, black hoodie is smth i got too

[pastel quartz]

Wait, is the pee stored in the balls

[smoky sundial]

Garand Thumb KS23 video up

[vivid marsh]

Who?

[pastel quartz]

yeah, theyre not to the knee, nor the thigh?

[pastel quartz]

Well yeah but I gotta do it anonymously

[uncut obsidian]

Only have the manliest of the manliest socks ever lol

[vivid marsh]

Why

[pastel quartz]

Great

[pastel quartz]

I live in the bible belt lol

[vivid marsh]

Yeah, what's the problem?

[orchid robin]

oh damn

[orchid robin]

shes mtf

[vivid marsh]

Alright

Don't you have someone to buy for you though?

[pastel quartz]

xd

Maybe :3

[vivid marsh]

I always have a friend that can help me with something

[pastel quartz]

Steal them

[vivid marsh]

Don't hurt local business

[placid geode]

just buy thirteen guns and open carry everywhere

[uncut obsidian]

Bible belt?

[placid geode]

[uncut obsidian]

Hwat?

[trim pilot]

im not gonna share my opinion on modern religion

[orchid robin]

steal from large coporations

[pastel quartz]

didnt ask

[trim pilot]

super religious part of the southern us

[orchid robin]

same

[pastel quartz]

It's like a ring of southern states

[vivid marsh]

I condone stealing if it's from corpos, not local business

[pastel quartz]

In the usa

[trim pilot]

it would 100% get me banned

[pastel quartz]

wait.. ur american?

[uncut obsidian]

That sux

[pastel quartz]

Yez

[uncut obsidian]

But hey, at least it's not russia

[placid geode]

lol

[pastel quartz]

Kinda cringe

[pastel quartz]

good, dont say it, we really dont need to know

[placid geode]

only two americans here

[orchid robin]

the same states that still cant let go of the fact they lost the civil war

[pastel quartz]

I'm lucky enough to live in an accepting city but idk my folks might freak out I'd they knew

[vivid marsh]

Your folks as in family or?

[placid geode]

all im saying is that general sherman had a point

[uncut obsidian]

I swear by the next week i will become the second @pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

guys i have this controversial opinion that would get me banned in an instant but im deeefffff not gonna say it, piinnkkkyyy promise but seriously it would get me sooooooooooooo banned

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[orchid robin]

sarcasm for those who are daft enough to not tell

[vivid marsh]

Alright fair enough

[uncut obsidian]

Oh

How old are you again

[pastel quartz]

18

[vivid marsh]

He was a good leader, as was Lee

[uncut obsidian]

You live with yo parents?

[orchid robin]

18 AND YOU PASS THAT WELL?

[pastel quartz]

Yea :3

[placid geode]

Lee deez nuts

[orchid robin]

HOLY SHIT THATS SOME TALENT

[uncut obsidian]

Hyh

Explain

Wdym

Pass

[placid geode]

Virginia is a shit state anyways

[pastel quartz]

Like pass as a girl

[placid geode]

Mfs literally call themselves virgins

[pastel quartz]

So we are peer pressuring mya to buy socks, brainfart on it again I see

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

mya already has em

[pastel quartz]

huh, whos doing that

[orchid robin]

madirex doesnt

[heady crow]

mya has several dresses already wdym

[pastel quartz]

Yea planning to move out this year tho

[orchid robin]

@pastel quartz we can always bully you tho into buying some

[uncut obsidian]

I have socks, just not the femboy ones

[pastel quartz]

Than wtf are we doing

[placid geode]

ill find a local babushka to sew some socks

[orchid robin]

GOCK

[gentle saffron]

bible belt gross

[orchid robin]

GOCK

GOCK

[uncut obsidian]

My plan is: get good points at the final exam in 3 months, get accepted into a university into Vladivostok, move there and then come out for my parents

[pastel quartz]

I hope it goes well madi <3

[gentle saffron]

florida is the lovely mix of super religious old people and the mentally ill

[edgy abyss]

Cock?

[uncut obsidian]

And then actually begin my life

[trim pilot]

and meth

[gentle saffron]

cock

[edgy abyss]

cock

[pastel quartz]

Yeah go for it, I have a strong will so what could you possibly do

[orchid robin]

whats the difference

[uncut obsidian]

thank

[placid geode]

vladivostok??? jesus where tf you live where that's nearby

[uncut obsidian]

I'm in Khabarovsk

[orchid robin]

woooooowwww, look at mr hardass here saying his will is too strong for us to do this obviously sarcastic thing

[placid geode]

mf madi lives in like norilsk or somecshit

oh lmao

[pastel quartz]

Wdym

[uncut obsidian]

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/tarotbyte/status/1624097606266761260 I NEED

Simon Says 🏳️‍⚧️ (@tarotbyte)

love having a tall gf <3

Likes

815

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 5:26 PM

[pastel quartz]

To sarcasm reply with sarcasm, easy

[pastel quartz]

Real af

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/tarotbyte/status/1624099522119970837

Simon Says 🏳️‍⚧️ (@tarotbyte)

outtakes bc we’re hot <3

Likes

151

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 5:34 PM

[uncut obsidian]

Me on the right

[weak jackal]

IT SHOULD BE ME

[uncut obsidian]

Pls

[orchid robin]

what you said didnt have a single hint of sarcasm

[thin willow]

sarcastic? i was getting my hypnotic pocket watch ready

[uncut obsidian]

NO, ME

[weak jackal]

I'm the 6'ft one

So i do the lifting round here

pathetic flex

[uncut obsidian]

I want to be on the right

[pastel quartz]

Im 5'11

[orchid robin]

bench press 80 kilograms just so you can easily lift your gf

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, I know, just forget it, aight I am a dumbass

[thin willow]

brainfart has seen worse methinks

[orchid robin]

do you have boys in bikinis

[warped elm]

i have a homophobic slur to say

[thin willow]

Fish want me Women fear me

[orchid robin]

go on

[gentle saffron]

he would never

[orchid robin]

were watching

[pastel quartz]

Than say it

[placid geode]

ahem

[orchid robin]

maxwell is inferior

[uncut obsidian]

Im around 5'9''

[placid geode]

cum monger

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/earth_updates/status/1624543424635457537?s=46&t=smY9kCYTc6HkSUva26waZw

Earth Updates (@Earth_Updates)

⚠️ Earth update ⚠️

• The grace period when food hits the ground to when it is no longer safe to eat has been increased to 7.5 seconds from 5 seconds.

• The UFO glitch has been fixed, players should stop seeing UFO’s effective immediately.

• Buffed the chance to lucid dream by…

Likes

43046

Retweets

3065

Twitter · Feb 11, 2023, 10:58 PM

[orchid robin]

lmao

look at all you shortstacks

laughs in 185cm

[placid geode]

fake inits

use real american numbera

[weak jackal]

once i'm medicated i wanna do more exercise so i can look like claire max

[pastel quartz]

How old is you, I am 6'1"

[uncut obsidian]

17

[pastel quartz]

Whozzat

[uncut obsidian]

Femboy height, real

[pastel quartz]

Hehe... I am 14

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/maximumclaire/status/1623976307456610305

Claire Max (@maximumclaire)

Remember when I wore this pink bikini and a bunch of people outed themselves as having never learned basic human anatomy

Likes

5150

Retweets

147

Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 9:24 AM

her

[uncut obsidian]

vet?

[thin willow]

Tall people should be afraid of the short kings

[thin willow]

approve it

[weak jackal]

i need to be her

[gentle saffron]

nothing is stopping you

[placid geode]

im 6' exact

[orchid robin]

they are smelling our farts

[placid geode]

the worst thing is

[gentle saffron]

6'1" gang

[weak jackal]

Like i said, i'm unmedicated right now

[thin willow]

You won't be laughing when I punch you in the nuts

[uncut obsidian]

GNOME

[placid geode]

my build

i am built like osmosis jones when he tried to disguise as a fucking virus

[gentle saffron]

ok maybe something is

MUERTE POR SNU SNU

[pastel quartz]

Eyyyyyyy... dab me up😀🫱

[uncut obsidian]

Me

Without the wo men

[thin willow]

Guh???

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/keemstar-running-im-fast-boi-killer-keemstar-keem-gif-16944789

[quartz saffron]

Ah he’s chasing after Alex

[pastel quartz]

Gnome behaviour

[gentle saffron]

is that the fucking virus from osmosis jones

[thin willow]

there's an alarming amount of drawings of the virus guy half naked on the internet

[weak jackal]

what's alex

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gnome-band-gnome-gnomed-wenceslas-gif-25600125

[pastel quartz]

Thr who

[fading shuttle]

[weak jackal]

is he a nice guy

i bet he is

[vivid marsh]

This mission went hard

[placid geode]

no wrong virus

[orchid robin]

really nice

[quartz saffron]

Before Keemstar became famous, he recorded himself having a racist rant against Alex

[weak jackal]

what a fucking nice guy

[weak jackal]

oh i know lmao

[quartz saffron]

So big brain on him, so that added to his notoriety

[pastel quartz]

Whole epilogue went hard

[quartz saffron]

Oh right, gotcha

[pastel quartz]

This song hits hard

[orchid robin]

a real fucking nice guy

he even wears a fedora

[uncut obsidian]

¿

I've never actually played rdr2

[vivid marsh]

Go buy it, now

[thin willow]

Americans spending twice as much to build a house out of plywood and drywall

[weak jackal]

it's pretty fun, if i got it on pc i'd play multiplayer so much

[uncut obsidian]

Give money

[vivid marsh]

I'm not even lying

[vivid marsh]

Pirate it like my dad then

[gentle saffron]

you fear the affordable housing market

[weak jackal]

A girl cowboy, call that a girlboy

[placid geode]

mf when osmosis jones tried to get in the club playing kid rock talking about statutory

[uncut obsidian]

Weights toi much gb

[pastel quartz]

Never been to taco Bell, is it any good

[placid geode]

and he turned into a ball with arms and legs

[orchid robin]

mate.....isnt your housing market far from affordable rn?

[weak jackal]

Yeah get the quesadilla

[placid geode]

that's the build i got

[slim osprey]

AKA boymoder

[gentle saffron]

if you dont expect the food to be good

[vivid marsh]

Excuses, excuses, you're gonna regret saying such when you play it

[weak jackal]

cowgirlyboyer

[placid geode]

or more like drix

[uncut obsidian]

Fake

[gentle saffron]

i own a house already so its not my problem

[slim osprey]

Real as fuck

[thin willow]

your house

my house

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian we have a homeless person in the server

[placid geode]

average florida house

[gentle saffron]

hey noe

[uncut obsidian]

Just buy a house lmao

[placid geode]

i want my own Groverhaus

[orchid robin]

still, your housing market aint affordable

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

my house id actually mostly brick lol

[orchid robin]

europe is doing better on that end

[pastel quartz]

Just buy money to buy a house

[gentle saffron]

i know im just playing the role of ignorant tone deaf american

[thin willow]

it's only slightly better in europe

[placid geode]

is that a templeOS meme

[orchid robin]

depending on country too

in greece its been fucked for a long time

[gentle saffron]

my house has survived like 8 hurricanes since it was built, i think ill be just fine

[thin willow]

it's been going downhill for poland too

[gentle saffron]

it only cost me $400,000 !

[thin willow]

taking out a 500k loan to buy a single room apartment

shit's like living in new york

just without the smell

[pastel quartz]

The country that went bankrupt... geez what a surprise that the housing is expensive

[gentle saffron]

jesus christ what

[orchid robin]

and rats

[quartz saffron]

Zeus unleashed his wrath

[uncut obsidian]

I experienced 0 natural disasters

[gentle saffron]

my house was like 240k and its a 4 bedroom

[uncut obsidian]

Only a flood

Like 5 years ago

[placid geode]

wisconsin keeps my house safe by burying it under snow

[gentle saffron]

ive been thru a few hurricanes noe

[gentle saffron]

wisconsin cringe

michigan supremacy

[trim pilot]

https://youtu.be/N2p_JFF4lR0

[thin willow]

the prices only keep going up

[gentle saffron]

housing crisis suck

[thin willow]

there are apartments in post-german housing blocks that sell for upwards of a million PLN

[pastel quartz]

You guys live in America... lmao... Europe the best

[trim pilot]

you can skip him

[gentle saffron]

europe blows dick

[placid geode]

average Michigander talking about how their state is better when they fall into three potholes and still don't have Toledo

[gentle saffron]

im sorry, can YOU own exotic animals? explosives? military grade weapons and equipment?

[thin willow]

yeah

[gentle saffron]

thats the true american dream baby

[thin willow]

if you know the right people

[pastel quartz]

Yeah... but it's like, heroin or gun related crime

[placid geode]

we could have had the yoop back in 1846

[gentle saffron]

i can blow up my 80,000 dollar exotic bird with explosives i got from a fucking megastore down the road

[placid geode]

count your blessings Michigan

[gentle saffron]

i liked living in michigan but it was too cold

had to skedaddle

[pastel quartz]

Cool... I can overdose on heroin and teleport into a different dimension

[thin willow]

i can own a functional 18 pounder cannon without a license or any kind of government fuckery

can you??

[placid geode]

i can piss on government property

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[thin willow]

that's poland

you can buy any kind of black powder weapon without a license because they're antiques

[pastel quartz]

Can agree with the American on this one

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[pastel quartz]

chad choices

[trim pilot]

ROBLOX

💀

[placid geode]

everyone jealous of us in the midwest because we have great dairy and are hated the most by illinois

[trim pilot]

i live in ohio

[thin willow]

aren't you guys all lactose intolerant over in the us

that's why the cheese there is made of plastic

[placid geode]

no i literally breathe cheese and frozen custard what

you get sentenced to death for being lactose intolerant here it's state law

[trim pilot]

anyone have the original meme of this?

[placid geode]

fecalfunny.com

[weak jackal]

Samuel haden be like

Gets cancer
becomes a robot
discovers new energy
ruins the universe forever

[placid geode]

he turned into a whoopee cushion at the end wtf

[slim osprey]

The fog is coming 🥰

@heady crow

[trim pilot]

bob ross seems to have been the target of a random act of violence

[stable pivot]

NOOOOOOOO

WHY?! WHY HE, not fair my dude

[trim pilot]

im going to portray you as the soy wojak

[fading shuttle]

a classic video

[gentle saffron]

gubberment

[fading shuttle]

That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government

[hoary elk]

just a bit of banter

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSqxXwuAQs

all of erics thumbnails are nsfw

wtf

[orchid robin]

i know how that situation roughly goes down

idk how a conversation with a woman will go down